/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42677153
source: https://twitter.com/EBI_furai_0w0/status/1623542591601119235

Jobber bakers...

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42677200
Other baker here, gomen, I didn't see this one being taken out of the oven 15 seconds before mine

https://streamable.com/ohqcon

>>42677227
AMEN

TEMPUS LOVE

>>42677227
AMEN

>>42677227
AMEN

I’ve wanted Axel to sing kyu-kurarin since he last played DDLC. I feel so fucking happy

I want to rape Bettel

kois are so ugly

Up to 2/4 gifted memberships for VG now, my luck is turning around.

>>42677301
https://twitter.com/852mmu/status/1620688928197218304

shinri being a cute autistic getting excited about all of the nintendo direct games earlier was so good hes so cute... the gap moe....

I NEED to have passionate creampie sex with Shinri

>>42677266
Got a timestamp for that?

loving flayflay in his sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42677227
Amen.

Oh Shinri has a JP translator in his chat

I want to hold hands with Axel and cuddle him when he sleeps and soothe him when he has nightmares

>>42677434
FUCK OFF HES MINES FIRST

>>42677445
https://www.youtube.com/live/jWrk4DRy-cQ?feature=share&t=2559

Shinri started believing his own Tempus lore video…

>>42677227
Amen.

>Shinri wanted the schizo rant to be schizo but he started to believe in it

>>42677227
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>42677631
>Shitposting so often you start becoming a schizo and start believing your own shitposts
Many such cases

>>42677631
>>42677649
He really was the loreanon /here/

I’ll believe anything Shinri says too

>>42677714
Fucking kek, this yume is actually funny

>>42677714
Goddamn...

>>42677714
She is unhinged but I respect it

>I have a hard time celebrating achievements because I don’t know how to celebrate
Jesas

>>42677830
yagoos home of broken boys and girls...

>>42677830
Just like me fr fr

>>42677714
MY GOAT!!!!

"I'm more than happy going into my office, sitting in my chair with a kazoo and going 'Yay!' then getting back to work."
Shinri man...

>>42677623
Thanks anon

>>42678058
Based

>>42677461
breeding flaybaby in his sleep!!!!!

>>42677830
just like me fr fr

Shinri karaoke?

>game

ELYSIUM IS A GAME

>>42677714
ganbare yume-chan

>>42677714
This Shinri yume is too powerful.

>Is your sacrifice kink going off again?
>I will not confirm nor deny.
Shinri…

mama wants to wear a turtleneck… he HATES his tits!!!

turtleneck shinri...

koi~yasumi~~

MAMA... HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FEED US IF YOU HIDE YOUR TITS?????????

>>42678708
>>42678719
the duality of mans

BOOB WINDOW TURTLENECK SHINRI AAAUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH

>>42678708
>>42678797
He's 100% male Kronii...

>>42678797
He said a turtleneck with booba window

I miss shinri

>>42678845
AUAWAWAUWUAW EASY ACCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what now?

First Altare was hater for his wahs and his voice
Now he's hated for his dumb zoomer anime opinions
Is that better?

>>42678719
The fact that Ollie, of all people, was the one who drew this, is still so funny.

kek, called it. That dumb dumb

>>42678984
Lol, imagine thinking hating Altare is still a thing.

>>42677266
Shinri's wheeze gets me every time, it's so good.

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>42679137
? All of Axel's karaoke vods go to members only

>>42679137
? He always sets the archive for his karaoke streams as members only.

Can't stop thinking about Shinri´s batsu...he was so sweet for no reason. He went full savage with Magni's haiku but here...

>>42679405
>no reason
DYRBI?

>>42679137
newfag...

>>42679223
No, that's gay, and being gay is a sin, anon.

jk yes

>>42679257
>>42679278
But why tho

>>42679405
>no reason

>>42679497
ez menshi content/incentive to member

>>42679497
It's a membership perk

>>42679465
Sorry I meant
>No public reason
We just know they are having an intense "Tarkov" session right now

>>42679405
He knows that Altare can't take the heat and would get sensitive over the slightest thing

>>42679223
Yes!

>>42679817
SHES JUST LIKE ME

>>42679817
she's lusting for hakka, too.....what's her end goal?

>>42679651
Imagine knowing this little about Altare

>>42679880
Full VG harem, maybe?

>>42679880
She's just appreciating the goods, man. let her be

>>42679817
JUST LIKE ME FR FR

>>42679817
damn, i hope she'd be a yume for magni too. especially after today...magni hurrying to poop.... magmite version would be
>"Hey, why are you crying?"
>"I wanted to go to the bathroom with you..."

Altare should behead Vesper for betraying the guild.

so who are alphas and who are omegas? please be objective.

>>42680237
I think Magni might have enough of.. those kinds of people.

>the little "yeah yeah" shinri does at the end of a complete thought

>>42680275
daisenpai is daisenpai, omega is omega
>>42680292
you mean you don't want him to go back to hating his fanbase? preposterous

>>42680243
I don't think beheadings work for vampires

>>42680243
I think Altare should be-givingme-head, know what I'm saying?

so what’s the shintare sexual dynamic? who tops and how

>>42680309
>dad goes "you know" at the end of the sentence
>mom goes "yeah yeah" at the end of the sentence
are they?

>>42680243
leader should preserve his head as an example for the others.... and for kisses...

>>42680275
https://files.catbox.moe/z1lck5.mp3

>>42680444
Altare tops while Shinri chuckles and calls him cute because Shinri has it ingrained in him to put the needs of others before his own and Altare is a bratty control freak with trust issues.

>>42679817
SHE'S CHEATING AIIIEEEEEEE

>>42680651
shinri letting altare indulge in all of his obsessive controlling desires even though it would be easy for him to escape fhem ToT

Watching golf vod and
>tempus boys
>arguing about food
Name a more iconic duo

>>42680292
1. Magni has fed the piss stuff repeatedly since basically debut (e.g. torture scene in A Way Out, shark humiliation in Raft, clone jars in Sims, thirsy Mag zatsu, calling himself a thirsty Mag in other streams, thirsty flower bits in Super Mario Sunshine, the werewolf/piss tweet), so he's obviously comfortable with it, whether it's because he's into it, thinks it's funny, or likes riling people up (or some combo of those reasons)
2. Scat is a step too far for a lot of people, including those into other body fluids
t.pissmite

>>42681437
I respect the pissmites, glad you've found someone who provides
I can tolerate piss and some of the snippets people have written /here/ have been almost hot but scat is definite hell no

Did magni say he was gonna do guerilla fortnite tonight?

>>42681437
My sides. You were ready for the receipts to support Magni's piss fetish(?). Sasuga.

piss has at least the illusion of possibly being sanitary

Reminder that there is a Snailtare inside your ear right now.

>>42681714
he's inside ME...

Is he right?

>>42677714
Wtf

>>42681714
that means hes currently listening to his own moans from golf collab on repeat.... bet he likes it.... sicko

>>42681700
It's not... I still don't get where the "pee is sterile" stuff came from. Also it stinks

im watching astel play the wizard game and it looks so fun, tickling my nostalgia, yeah idk im downloading it as soon as its up on steam. i know its not worth the headache but i hope axel plays it offstream

>>42682062
i'd guess from one of those survival reality shows or some shit

I MISS HAKKA

Why is Flay still not asleep yet

GUERILLA FORTNITE DOKO

>Axel has not been in Zeta's streams in a while and Zeta was never in Axel's streams
>Axel promised us Zetaxel A way Out "next week" like 3 weeks ago
>Radio silence about that collab
Sh-should we Zetaxelfags be worried?

>>42682570
Maybe he's a PST pleb
t. EST god still awake

>>42682340
I personally don't care since I'm not a Potterhead. He can play what he wants. I just hope he doesn't leave it unfinished... Like DMC3...

>>42681625
Come on anon, you wanna see Axel fuck into Magni until he pisses, just admit it.
Magni's got a thin stomach, so it would be easy for Axel's cock to knock up against his bladder each thrust. Just think of the things he'd say to Magni afterwards, laughing at him that he pissed himself, but still continuing to rock his hips forwards, 'Heheee, you're squirting like a bitch, Maguni-chan.'

>>42682570
You should ask that magni

>>42682638
He promised late feb to march
he's fucking too much girls in japan

>>42682638
>1st spoiler line
Unless one of them is playing the wizard game then we won't see any of that.
Also he's in Japan and he did say we won't probably won't see any Zetaxel collabs while he's still there.

>>42682340
Well, yeah. If you want to play it, just play it, don't want drama ? play it off stream and never mention it.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1623612672922226688

>>42682767
>"my little mags"
He knows what he's doing. He's buttering me up for the incoming collab cucking sessions...

>>42682660
I hate this You got me, fuck you. Why is this hot.

>>42682062
If you're hydrated enough, it's not strong at all. It's supposed to be made up of something like 95% water and 5% waste products.
I always assumed it would taste terrible, but it tasted not too dissimilar to a dilute tea with a splash of milk to me. I wasn't convinced enough to try until Magni did the thing and it wouldn't leave my mind... Since he's shown up and started indulging my fetish, I don't think I've been blushing this much since I was a teen...

I really believe the VG boys were here giving us the best Tempus content during those six months. Shinri loreanon Flayon fundanposts but now since their debut the overall quality here is mid and fandom wars/ shipping wars. /MANS/ will never be comfy again.

>>42683042
For fuck's sake, Anon.
What the fuck do you eat to have it taste like tea with a little milk? I haven't tried but if it tastes the same as it smells it should be some degree of acidic, maybe even sour, shouldn't it?

>>42682660
Knowing that trying to use the bathroom beforehand won't save you because you're going to completely lose control either way... Covering your blushing face...You can't even help it - you you know you're going to get the piss FUCKED out of you, and it's going all over the FUCKING floor.

t. squirter - this is my life now /////

>>42683133
Despite all the malding and toxicity from many anons, I agree. VG has been a breath of fresh air, nice models, dynamic personalities and collabs out the wazoo.
We had to deal with the schizo vesper arc and a lull between members. I feel bad for Axel being on such a different timezone then the rest of Tempus.

>>42683166
Nta
My morning piss mostly smells and tastes like coffee with a little salt. I think it's mostly depends on what you eat and how much water you drink.

/soc/hours...

Heheh, bettel luck next time. magyumes.

>>42681669
I can't help noticing every time because it's my fetish ToT I could get more spissific but I assume that was enough for the purposes of that post

>>42683404
Bettelfags wouldn’t dare pull this shit with Altareyumes. Clown subhumans know their place and that’s the garbage.

>>42683404
KEK

>>42681786
Yes he's speaking the truth

>>42683344
That's an overreaction and you know it.
If guys start posting pictures of themselves as the lowest of low effort traps you can say this is /soc/ hours.

>>42683404
The only course of action for Magyumes is to fuck Bettel a la that one doujin whose name I forgot where the man walks in on the guy fucking his wife and decides to fuck the guy.
Magni belongs to Bettel and Magyumes want Magni to belong to them, therefor if Bettel belongs to them so does Magni.

>>42683404
Hey, as long as they let me watch. I love purple!

>>42683493
(As in, at least stream it if you're running off to play Fortnite. Hiding your shame. Let us watch!)

>>42682899
lol, yeah so anyway-

While Axel would degrade Magni, reveling in his flushed face and fat tears, Altare's the complete opposite.
He's gently coaxing Magni throughout it- violently fingering his hole and praising him all throughout, 'Aww- you're so cute Dez. You're doing so good for me~.'
Magni's already spent, but there's a sense of 'something' welling up under his stomach, and he panics, begging Altare to stop. The hero's all too happy to see how far he's able to push Magni, but, 'You can go one more round, right? I haven't gotten to cum yet.' He wants to see Magni absolutely ruined.

lazy morning maybe
https://files.catbox.moe/ws9q3f.png

>>42683404
Shitposting aside isn't Magni getting along with Bettel to this extend the obvious outcome.
>no "real" friend
>Altare and Axel are more your lil bro
>Nowa is mostly MIA
>then you find this guy who's just like you fr fr
Then Magni also met Shinri who's also close to his age, and Hakka who also has similar upbringing but spic, and Flayon who he can bully. Magni's winning.

>>42683854
Thank you as always.
Please continue drawing Magni with claiming bites, and holy hell- can I imagine Axel going wild when Magni bit him back.
Later he'll probably see it as a sweet gestor- he's as much of Magni's as Magni is his- but in the heat of the moment? I want to see Axel grabbing the alchemist by the back of his thin (breakable) neck and slamming him head down on to the sheets, floor, table- whatever. I just want to see Axel's hand squeezing Magni's neck. Godbless.

>>42682767
HE LOVES PLAYING WITH THE BOYS

>>42683854
Hot!

>>42684072
bites are very fun to draw hehe thank you for always writing up these scenarios! my axmag brainrot thanks you as well

>>42684082
BUT HE ALSO HATES TALKING TO US MAGMITES QAQ

>>42684326
Donmai~

>>42684326
He hates you AND your solo mag time.

>>42684349
kek

>>42684349
Why does he always look so mean

>>42684349
Man Magni and Bettel not knowing what ikz and tskr means, I wonder what they feel like when they interact with Axel when he brings out some japanese word. Axel better bring out the dictionary before they confuse the words with something very incorrect again kek

>>42666488
>>42666802
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#feb-08-2023-golf-with-your-friends-we-wont-be-friends-by-the-end-of-this-gavisbettel-holotempus

>>42684311
I love you.

>>42684483
>I'm going to rape our enemies!
>angato~

I awake from my coma
How were all the streams today?

>>42684510
love you too~

>>42684579
Golf is apparently Tempus Moaning Simulator (mostly Altare) (I'm not complaining)

Ah, Tempiss. Home.

how was Magni's guerrilla fortnite stream? I missed it

>>42683927
The best timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgR7qkrfx6U
gamma birthday watch if interested bye

>>42684326
Good. MAGMITE HATE

>>42685348
Thanks

>>42685348
A FUCKING DEADBEAT FOR GAMMA

Cute

>>42685745
Shiny Spicy Slutty...

>>42682767
The collabs are really fun and I love watching them all laugh together, but I'm glad that he knows magmites also like his solo content.

>>42685745

>>42685894
I need it!

>>42685871
I think he could get away with sultry

Who plays Pump It Up here just because Regis does?

>>42686023
>Regis

Why is Magni always formal and polite in his tweets. It feels like a different person is tweeting

>>42686079
>Manager is the one tweeting rrats

Is it true that Altare pushed the twittertranny hogwarts "boycott" movement

>>42686034
why? what's wrong with regis?

>>42686104
who started that rrat?

I'm ready for his birthday

>>42686104
is it true that you're a massive faggot, anon?

is it gay to be sexually aroused by rio?

but new almond fics doko

>>42686171
>maghands
Nice.

>>42686104
if vesper streams the game, then he and altare are still fighting

>>42686249
ToT

>>42686249
HQ fanfics in general, there haven't been any shipfics in a while

>>42685745
Nower...

did someone say rio and maghands

I miss tempus :(

>>42686168
I read an alleged transcript greentext earlier but assumed it was fake because they aren't supposed to talk politics
But now more people are posting about it so I'm wondering if it was true after all

>>42686342
Rio and Fuma are joining Smash stream

>>42686381
lol

>>42686381
could be timelooping

>>42686381
He said he supports the cause but he isn't going to force anyone in the company to not play it. He just doesn't want to play it on stream.

It's honestly as respectful as it gets but damn that lowered my opinion of him.

>>42686423
Wow so its real after all
What an absolute faggot, he should get suspended for forcing politics into hololive
Does he want a fucking medal for saying "i won't literally harass my co-workers for playing it?"
What a fucking SJW cunt

I don't need more fics I just need more art of cocky Magni getting punished

I want to hold as many maghands as humanly possible

>>42686465
The way you schizos create stories out of thin air to keep yourselves angry amuse me
Keep doing it

I want to eat as much magbooty as humanly possible

>>42686465
No one but /here/ caught onto it. That's the bonus of having a low CCV and having most of Holo's fanbase not care about what goes on in the Stars side of the company.

But yeah fuck the dude. As much as he reps the Stars, he should have just stopped at "I'm not gonna play it".

>>42686423
>>42686465
Nobody has yet told me where he said this, and no, if it's not during the collab I am not gonna watch the stream anon.

>>42686476
This looks like he is getting knee'd

>>42685871
I love when he listed the different "faces" of Magni in the Magniverse and coyly slipped in a "...slutty Mag?" at the end

I love how he does that teasing dance where he'll lean in and pull back and taunt and play and then just slip something spicier in your pocket like that and grin as you !! react

>>42686317
Sorry, I'm working on an axmag fic, but I'm busy a lot of the time.
I'll happen. Eventually.

Reminder Axel drew Magni getting tentacleraped

>>42686562
It's not during a collab.

>>42686506
The fact that Leader has been a supporter of "the cause" was already established long before he said this "non-binary pal". I just wish he kept his fucking mouth shut.

why are men so dramatic

>>42686607
And here, since I just passed it on my way to attaching my last pic: Axel making Magni draw himself getting tentacle raped

>>42686609
Then it is fate for me to never know if it actually happened or not. But I do believe it. Though I don't really feel like I care.

What really matters is whether Apex is coming back full force

why do women stink so bad

>>42686658
Mommy issues, pent up anger, the lack of self realization that being an angry schizo is being emotional and dramatic

>>42686423
boycotting it is one thing, but harassing others who want to play it is another. did he show support to the harassers?

>>42686411
Wait what? When did this happen?

>>42686562
https://www.youtube.com/live/deIu9IyuZRI?feature=share&t=4875

Altare addresses the comments about whether or not he'll play Hogwarts is there and timestamped. Everything would've been fine if he didn't say "gotta support the cause". He could've just said "I don't wanna play it because I'm not interested". Fortunately. No one outside of /here/ cares.

>>42686670
Lmao thanks. This collab was so funny

>>42686596
I love how he clearly knows what he is doing but leaves most of it in the air where he can deny it, like in the emote drawing "WHAT THE? Oh pogging magmite" and doesn't acknowledge it further

>>42686670
Don't forget that Rio then had to draw Magni getting tentacle raped.

>>42686714
Magni said that in his last menshi stream, there might be more joining iirc

i want to marry flay and make him my house-husband so i can force him to wear a maid outfit and greet me with "Welcome home Master"

When the fuck is Axel going to grow some balls and knot me?

>>42686411
CHUPADO

>>42686766
Anon,,,,,he doesn't have balls anymore,,,,,,,,

>>42686766
t. Zeta

>>42686423
Yeah. He could have keep the 'supporting the cause" to himself, but now a bunch of problematic people from twitter will feel more validated to push their way into Hololive, and they will try to use Altare for that. Hell, he is gonna be in their crosshairs if he does something the twitter crowd doesn't like.
I like leader, but he did not realize the rammifications of what he said. He just seed a potential problem for the future

>>42686606
Thank you based writeranon! Take your time, I will enjoy it whenever it's done!

>>42686658
>>42686696
now kith

>>42686766
>to grow some balls
anon....

>>42686766
t. Magni

>>42686751
Now this is a dynamic I haven't thought about, Magni Rio Axel...

>>42686702
No. He said he condoned harassers and anyone that harasses his co-workers are no longer welcome in his streams. Especially if it's his own boys.

>>42686683
I think it's coming but there are so many Tempus boys I don't think there's space for Rpr....

i just saw flayon went to sleep 2hours ago oh no

>>42686860
I think you meant "didn't condone".

>>42686766
If you're a candidate of the Axelbowl. Fly to Japan in your sexiest costume.

>>42686909
The fuck? I thought I put "didn't". Whatever, probably fat fingered. But yeah that's what I meant

>>42686915
Who isn't a candidate of Axelbowl really

*Clears throat, taps microphone* I love Magni Dezmond. Thank you for your time.

>>42686858
>Brat Magni getting overwhelmed by two dominant degraders
Yeah that's good.

>>42686735
The first time Flay tried dropping a sussy joke (like, their first stream after debut) and it had none of the finesse of Magni's...Now I love Flay for other reasons, and love other Tempus boys' dirty jokes too, but it did make me appreciate Magni's smoothness a little extra in contrast. Magni and Bettel in some ways, with their comedic timing and stuff like that, have some of that "if you do your job well, they'll think you did nothing at all" sauce that you might not always fully notice because they pull it off too well

hate magni dezmond

*Clears throat, taps microphone* I love Regis Altare. Thank you for your time.

>>42686858
Go on...

I want people to be less afraid of leading the crow with the other boys

>>42677153
Is it true that omegaalpha is one of the guys here?

And is apparently a fucking sjw

>>42687002
Honestly? I think Bettel. Which is funny since Magni is one of the biggest contenders

>>42687037

can't believe leader became trans ally. hes in for a lot of trouble with that community. even our trannies and fujos aren't as rabid.

>>42687064
yeah, me

>>42686818
Adding StarsJPiss to the TemPiss in this thread! (Can we piss much higher~?)

>>42687098

>>42687064
None of the boys know Omega and was proven by Magni since September. Also if you're here to Omegapost, you're about three weeks late.

>>42687069
Oh yeah. They weren't really clicking in that apex collab

>>42687088
Who we talking again so i can completely ignore them

>>42687098
When did we have a lot of unironic pissfags?

Something awfully cute about Magni dropping his piss and omegaverse and other sussy jokes casually but being embarrassed about the prospect of doing a serious valentines roleplay stream… Cute slut

>Vesper now looks based again for sperging out at Altare, now that Altare has been exposed as tranny-loving scum

>>42687130
However, if you are here to omegaversepost, you're right on time baby.

>>42687130
I only heard about it today
I was just curious wether it was true or not

Oh Flayon's batsu was going to be for members only... I've never been a fan of chuunas' rp but I think he's slowly changing my mind

>>42687158
scroll up someone just admitted drinking piss a moment ago

>>42687161
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42686465
I'm surprised that people thought he would actually push and play it. He always brings up "non binary" shit when he addresses his viewers so i have expected him to avoid the game. He is into that bs just like flayon is

>>42687184
>batsu
>members only
wtf are you talking about

>>42686991
You're browsing /here/ on mobile?

fujo san where is the tempus omegaverse guide... i'm still waiting...

>>42687158
We are literally in the tempiss thread anon, keep up

>>42687158
pissmites...

>>42687220
I was really looking forward to that...

Patterns....

>>42686802
Eh, I just don't care at this point. He seems to know who's watching him and who to pander, and neither of those is me.
Still gonna catch him in collabs and I hope the best for him but he's more or less like Vesper for me, who's just been cruising without trying for like 3 months now.

>>42687212
check his member post

>>42687075
The uglies!

>>42687219
Yeah I'm a mobilefag

Praying magni doesn't make roleplay and asmr streams tier 3 like he mentioned

I don't know which collabbeggers I dislike more, clocks or cats. Both just want to talk about their chuuba here when they aren't relevant in the slightest

>>42687251
He said "the machinite post", that's not the batsu. It would make non sense to gatekeep the batsu holy shit. Especially since the boys can't member each other

>>42687340
well, they can't member each other in that way at least but...

>>42687203
I don't care if he avoids the game, he can be as much of a trannyfucker SJW as he wants in private.
Just don't push your politics into hololive and don't promote your coworkers getting harassed by implication

>>42687303
I've been meaning to tier3 him after my gifted runs out but haven't gotten to it, now I kinda don't want to look like I just want the asmr...

>>42687161
ngl I think the 2 guild alphas should fight to knot each other

>>42687399
Well... wait until March then kek

>>42687340
im retarded i just woke up

monhun doko

>>42677153
Doe the omegas here refer to Omegaalpha?

>>42687159
Have you seen him when Flayon asked him how would he confess his love? He was so awkward and frustrated I have never seen him like that before

>>42687158
I've been here the whole time. Had this fetish my whole life and my oshi since debut. Didn't realize they'd intersect and that we'd be discussing this here. After it came up enough times in streams, I think the Pissmites found each other and started opening up more because I sure as fuck didn't breathe a word of this to other human beings until now.

>>42687191
Yeah that was me. Or, well, two of us did.

Can't believe a fucking virtual anime boy is enabling and enhancing my degeneracy like this. ilu my degen oshi <3

>>42687500
nta but oh my god I forgot about that... which stream was that again?

>>42687494
Anon, just walk away. It's not a good time for you to be here kek

>>42687330
cats honestly havent shown up for a while. clockwhore beggers are nusiances.

>>42687500
Link? Timestamp? Please

>>42687494
>He doesn't know about ABOposting

>>42687549
About 1h14m in the beyblade offcollab vid (on mobile, link hort)

>>42687414
I think they should knot Magni

>>42687542
Guess this is what happens when you take a 2 month vtuber break

I'm so fucked up but since it's kind of confirmed management is pushing for more menshi, the idea that Magni's going to be doing audio rp/asmr content against his will is getting me worked up

>>42687545
>cats honestly havent shown up for a while
Oh I'm still here... biding my time until the next zetaxel collab

>>42687626
ToT hot tbdesu

>>42687626
>against his will
lmao

>>42687572
>adult baby omega posting

>>42687626
I hope it embarrasses him to no end

>>42687599
To add to that, this was immediately after forcing Altare to call up Flayon to ask him to change his diaper in a baby voice. Flayon's response was to ask Magni something embarrassing, and that was his question. He knows. The horny/affection gap moe is real and relatable

>>42686034
what's wrong with him?

>>42683607
ToT

>>42686132
No one usually calls him Regis but you're free to do so if you want to I guess

>>42687602
I also think this.
Magni should be the only omega in the guild, who's been hiding his scent and stalling his heat with potions. So when the inevitable happens, and they lose their effectiveness- the whole guild's basically taking turns breeding their favourite babygirl. Altare goes first, being leader and all, but Axel strong arms his way to be second in line.
God, I wanna see Magni covered in bitemarks. All subtly different and unique to their owner.

>>42687836
Oh. Altare then.

>>42687626
I hope he likes doing it, he said that writing the script was actually interesting. I might be too soft but I really don't want him to force himself to do something that makes him actually uncomfortable

Altranny hate

Welcome back /nowa/ :^)

>>42687919
Yeah honestly, I think I'm looking at him as a fictional character too much. Take away the anime avatar and I'm a little concerned. He's a big boy though and I think he's the type that's quick to bail if he's not feeling something.

daily reminder that daisenpai is transphobic

Love

>>42687915
Regis is sort of his "evil" side that he plays with in his streams so yeah it's a little unusual to call him that, but nbd really

Tempus Love

who do you think has the stinkiest farts in tempus? im thinking vesper because he has the aura of a dirty old hikkikomori

>>42688064
HQ Love!

>>42686249
i'm cooking something but i'll be slow

>>42688111
Axel with his diet

>>42688026
I should baby him less. You are right he is a grown ass man and he wouldn't keep doing it if he doesn't feel like it

>>42687626
I remember he brought up the idea in his menhera maid menshi grasping for new content while in a really vulnerable state. It hit a bit different in that context than this one. I still think it's a bit outside of his comfort zone but also that he's not just getting it completely forced on him without being willing to try it out. He did say back during the Scarra collab that he was open to trying it out and just wasn't sure how to do it.
>>42688026
>he's the type that's quick to bail if he's not feeling something
Yeah he said as much before. If it's something that's really bad enough that he truly can't stand it then he's not afraid to bail completely

>>42688111
Bettel because of his shit diet

>>42688111
Bettel

>>42687626
NijiJP also pushes memberships so I guess it's not stars' issue but youtube's change. anyway I can't wait his ASMR

>>42688111

>>42687919
Jokes aside he did say he’s the type to not do something if he dislikes it. The vibe I get from how he’s talked about it is that he is pretty genuinely interested in the voice acting aspect and liked writing the script, and I feel his reservations just come from general embarrassment since most of his related content this far has been jokey or satirical. (Also its cute from a tropey standpoint that his reluctance is purely from the embarrassment factor)

>>42686658
They're desperate for any crumb of attention, please understand

>>42686476
ToT

>>42688111
Why are you like this?

>>42688111
we have a fart fetish anon now?

>>42688155
I already love his radio voice, unhinged date rape RPs, and just leaning into the mic casually. Can't wait to see whatever he comes up with. I'm sure my ears will enjoy it either way (as they usually do, because his voice is HOT despite his FALSE opinions to the contrary)

>>42687901
ToT. These little prompts are worse than nothing... I feel so edged

>Altare got so scorned he turned into a chaser

>>42688348
When did magni do a date rape rp

Shinri's dragon cock in Altare's ass when

Replicating your oshi's diet so that your farts smell like his...I haven't thought of that before.

>>42688111
Vesper because old men are stinky to begin with

>>42688408
honestly Altare shouldn't have said anything about the game, or at the very least, not elaborate about why he choose not to play it

Because After his statement, it's just inviting drama, effectively barring anyone in Holopro EN from playing the game, otherwise they're not "supporting the cause"

fartfags get out

>>42688465
oh sister, this post should not be spoilered. let the world know.

I feel like Aniki is having some serious impostor syndrome after VG debuted

>>42688514
KEK

>>42688514
idk about that but there's something going on for sure, I hope he talks to the boys or someone about whatevers bothering him

>>42688479
>After his statement, it's just inviting drama, effectively barring anyone in Holopro EN from playing the game, otherwise they're not "supporting the cause"
This is a reminder why you Don't talk drama or make statements on the fly before running it through at least a few people or a PR guy, it's just a bad idea

>>42688085
Oh, but have you played Pump It Up just because he plays it. Although he just said that he hasn't been playing it for awhile and that was his reply to a superchat.

>>42688429
He did it twice lol
and by date rape I mean getting drugged and kidnapped for experimentation

1st Mag beach kidnapping RP (membership):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ZBLSwmGxk#t=1h13m59
2nd Mag beach kidnapping RP (public): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhlkF0Zo_AE#t=2h19m11

>>42688514
>>42688560
He doesn't feel any different than usual during streams.

>>42688479
Literally no one outside of this board cares about this. I watched the zatsu live and didn't even hear him mention it. It's hilarious seeing the weirdos on this board try and fail to sell it as some big yab.

>>42688639
I can't believe he hid these gems deep in the streams

>>42688046
Based Miyabi

>>42688698
First you make the mentally ill people feel welcomed by claiming your "an ally" and the next thing you know, your chat is the HQ of all sorts of degeneracy launching witch hunts and harassment campaigns on your genmates for not being PC

>>42688679
True, it's just his tweets and membership posts

>>42688479
That's what I'm saying. Just say you have no interest in playing it and move on. Why is he like this

>>42688740
I hate to tell you this, but if you're here, the mentally ill clearly already feel welcome in the HoloPro fanbase...

Still waiting for Altare to rape me

>>42688791
glad you agree with me.

>>42688698
I hate these tourists trying to start shit like anyone gives a fuck that they can't stop thinking about tranny cock
I hope they fuck off soon

>>42688626
Oh right you were asking that lol. I know the arcade game but haven't got much time to play it often

>>42688698
And then you are wondering why his fanbase is full of metally ill oversensitive tranny in the future

>>42688845
No one cares

>>42688698
>sell it as some big yab
As usual. Just ignore and report. It's incredibly easy to spot them during dead hours.

>>42688806
Hope you work through your issues dude, because you clearly need all the help you can get.

>>42688698
>"I was there he didn't say it"
Here you go >>42686717
If you're going to lie about the stream. Do a better job. I was there and he did say it. Altare isn't immune to criticism either.

>>42688874
that's what they all say, and then at the end it turns out they actually care a lot

>>42688840
It's a good exercise if you want to burn some calories, even moreso if you try the higher difficulty levels that altare couldn't reach.

>>42688909
It looks to me that he simply doesn't want any harassment from playing or not playing the game, though I do think the "support the cause" is unnecessary

I love when esl samefags think they can't be spotted

>>42688834
>tourists
Anon, you'd be right these past few threads, but I haven't seen anything uncivil these past few hours.
I personally don't care, but that's because I don't want to spend my time on someone who can't separate his politics from Stars. You'll have to take the criticism here just like everyone else in Tempus when they did something stupid.

>>42688909
>fueling the fires
trannies aren't even aware who altare is and better it stays that way

>>42688909
Lol, way to completely make up a new comment? I never said he didn't say it, I said I was watching him live and the comment was so irrelevant that I didn't even notice it.

>>42689055
by making a statement, he has invited drama and created contrast
He Fucking Escalated instead of simply ignoring them.

>>42688961
Thanks for the tip anon, I now have a good reason to go to the nearest arcade

Hakka SEXXX

Taking advantage of Magni’s neediness, getting close and friendly with him, slowly sneaking in some little touches and hugging for just a little too long. Bringing him to karaokes and getting him drunk, but never doing anything further than lingering a little close to his face. Once he’s enamoured, pulling away completely and giving him the cold shoulder. Watching him act like a sad, abandoned puppy and subtly trying to get your attention, but being too paranoid to just say it. Waiting until he’s at his breaking point to come back and drop just a little sliver of affection, and watch him cling to you and offer his everything and more. Magni Love!!

>>42689074
>trannies aren't even aware who altare is and
Anon, you're sharing threads with them

Instead of discussing Harry Potter, can we discuss Altare saying "It's like potter--" before cutting himself off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6eRSaF09Q#t=1h31m9
How /here/ is "it's like pottery"?

>>42689095
It's a general statement since he had people who asked him to play the game, the only ones escalating them are you faggots who keep bringing it up over and over again. Altare won't be playing it and let's leave it at that

>>42689123
this is almost what axel does...

>>42689105
try this one. this is the most famous pump it up track and pump it up wouldn't be the same without it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbKb2cWyFY

>hort
>support the cause
what else should I add to my filters?

>>42689177
a general statement would be
"I'm not playing it"
An escalation would be what he did
"I'm not playing it because... I support the cause"

>>42689217
These fuckers are literally just recycling posts from the catalog drama thread so look through there for more keywords.

I thought Axel was getting a menhera arc, Altare is out of left field did not see it coming.

>>42689197
Aye, noted

>>42620294
I got pissed at /MANS/ and ran off to another general so I made him private for a while. Don't worry, he'll come back after I've feel like I molested him enough.

Just shut the fuck up okay.
Deal with it, Altare is an allly, Altare says Trans Rights, Altare says Protect Trans Children.
Fucking deal with it and stop crying, plus it’s a worthy cause.

>>42689228
You take it as escalating bc you seethe at the thought of a tranny while no one else gave two fucks

>>42689228
He mentions it in one(1) stream, an escalation would be him going out of his way, making a tweet about it, and repeating his statement in ALL of his streams

>>42689328
okay fine, you win

/MANS/ IS INCAPABLE OF NOT BITING BAIT HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AAAAAAAAAA

>>42689317
good. regis altare will be proud

>>42689328
>Trans children
The fuck are you westoid doing man...I wish I could unlearn english

>>42689328
Wrong, he would never say protect children, even if they're trans. Get it right

>>42689392
It's a long-standing tradition.

Trannies were a mistake

>>42689392
/mans/ and biting bait. name a better duo

>>42689328
While I am not against the whole movement, I'd rather if they just kept their hands in their pockets and let kids grow and choose rather than assuming shit and fucking things up like how westoids usually deal with things they don't understand..

>>42689424
Me and Hakka

>>42689424
magni and rio

>>42689392
Trans Rights is no laugh until matter anon

>>42689424
Shinri and Altare's dick

>>42689392
>make bait post
>respond to yourself
>guaranteed metaposting
Good job. You failed again.

>>42689392
How new? This is tradition since its first inception.

>>42689407
I love my child beater, Regis Altare of Holostars English~

>>42688111
Axel’s meaty farts
Bettel’s diabetes farts
Vesper’s spicy farts
Hakka’s taco farts
Magni’s beer farts
Shinri’s coffee farts
Altare’s babyfood farts
Flayon’s cum farts

>mans thread
>gayest shit you've ever seen

>>42689424
Shiny spicy

>>42688719
In the same menshi, he also RPs a waiter at a posh restaurant/cafe who spills something in your lap and, while remediating this situation, informs you weapons aren't allowed in the establishment. (...Oh it's not? Very well~)

CHUPADO LOVE

>>42689494
I'm just here to promote Pump It Up just because Regis Altare plays it

>>42688182
The embarrassment is so cute. The whole man is a adorable, I am very excited for the asmr what ever it ends up being

>>42689424
Leader and Pancake