/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yuko my Booloved 2: Electric Boongaloo

I am undeniably unmistakably unashamedly unapologetically in love with Yuko Yurei

Monkey girl...

Pochi I have a MIGHTY NEED for you to rub your nylon toe-socks on your ASMR mic when you get it

boof bros rise up

Rins cute eye triangles

>>42668204
getting an aesthetic body for yuyu

>>42668202
Lean in close and whisper to your Rin "I love you little prince"

Stay strong boo bros

Green thing love

>>42668347
Dogs aren't supposed to wear underwear!

>Pochi is going to check her art tag before going to sleep
>No new art since a week ago
>She sees there is nothing
>Still goes to her sheebs to wish them goodnight

>>42668690

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

>>42668199
oh no forgot to write that. That would throw her for a loup.

>>42668696
me on the left

>>42668823
I have spoken the truth

>>42667682
Let's not concernfag now, Juna is a big girl. Likely it'll only be worse if people start thinking like this.

I hoped someone would hopcon Rin's nintendo watchalong but her autism scared the girls away

>>42667682
>>42669119
Also she just said it was tough with the moving and such, but she got more time and energy now to do fun stuff.

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

I want to date Yuko Yurei

>>42668268

>>42668690
pain

>>42669526
If she does not make a good night post tonight we know shit its not going well.

>>42668347
Is this even a real tweet?

Do you think Yuko would like it if my date with her we stay home and watch Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero?

My wife is not very bright

My wife is incredibly retarded.

I LOVE THIS RETARD SO MUCH

>>42669182
>>42669119
Fair enough, the sudden cancellation of todays stream just had me thinking about it, she seems the most put together out of the group so I shouldn't be too worried

The zatsudans are getting shorter...

>>42669612

which one of you is it?

>Yuko read the thread about that one comment that was not liked.
>Yuko read all comments
So the guy that didn't get a like deserved not to get the like?

>>42669824
lmao guess so

>>42669824
such is my fate, apparently...

Yuko my beloved.

>>42669824
it was a mistake...

>>42669824
yes, she knew he was a threadshitter

>>42669706
Probs. just roomate's dog hort.

The way Yuko was calling that guy ojisan....

Yuko really likes it when you, you know...

>Don't be in her comment section telling her you crashed
>Doesn't make her feel uncomfortable with talking about that kind of stuff

>>42669750
lack of cat naps

Coom bros got the green light

>>42669991
When I beat my dick thinking about her small child like pussy?

So you're saying she'll accept dick pic marshmallows?

>>42670065

>Please support my genmates

>>42670065
ToT

>>42670065
When you tell her about it. Hopefully she just reads it here though.

>>42670111
Numbers confirm. Send baby carrots

Yuko is a concernfag...

>>42670111
How send pics through a mashmallow?

>>42670112
Me

I wonder if en interactions are different offline, maybe Rin lovebombs everyone offline but acts tsun on stream, would be a funny contrast, Pochi is an actual sex beast and Fuyo and Yuko are shy

>>42669824
what did you typed? i'll like you even so i am not her

>>42670065
Precisely

>>42670185
catbox link, with bracketed dots

>>42668102
La Fuyutura!

>>42669951
https://files.catbox.moe/tmuxd7.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/tmuxd7.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/tmuxd7.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/tmuxd7.webm

>>42670167
She gets it from here, most likely. Or maybe she can feel how her genmates feel as time goes on.

Yuko???

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

>>42670213
Why the backeted dots?

*Pollinates on you*

Hmm, something about Yuko saying she loves her genmates everyday makes me think like she might actually love her genmates

>gonna bet bonked again

group pollination on Yuko, you heard her!

>Did I just get bestied?
Does that mean Juna means it in a bad way, when she says it to chat?

shes absolutely using that pickle after this stream

>>42670451
She loves hating them with aggressive affection

How does Fuyo feel when she sees Yuko being so close to her fanbase?

>>42670268

reminder to leave vile coomer comments now that you have the greenlight from yuko

>>42670559
horny (she's part of the fanbase)

>>42670509
she doesn't want chat to be more than friends so it's not in a bad way

>>42670509
it means there's no romantic feelings involved which is bad because Yuko wants to FUCK Fuyo

C

>>42670268
I don't know why this turns me on

Did yuko freak out cause of that loyalmitao person in her chat?

>>42670585
but I've already been doing that for over 2 months now here..

Kek yuko

U

>>42670629
UNNY

>>42670637
no, that's her mod retard.
he also mods for wemi and panko, I think he specializes in cunny

>>42670629
UNNY

who was the person in pre-chat that mentioned cumming to the ASMR?

>>42670662
yunko manko

>>42670768
was from her last streams comment section

>>42670213
>with bracketed dots
Wait does this mean the catboxes I have copy-pasted onto the mashmallow does not go through, or?

>>42670801
I thought she said it was in pre-chat

>>42670838
Yes marshmallow deletes links as spam

>>42670838
maro has a lot of filters, so you'll need to be creative to bypass them.
if you're smart, you'd just test it out on your own maro until you get own that goes through

>>42661636
This is untrue, I've literally seen wild monkeys whack off in trees before in Mexico

>>42670917
listening rep. in pre chat she found out someone was from the 70s

>>42670662
her boyfriend you mean

>>42670200
>Rin
>acting
trust me when I say this is not possible

I almost spat out my drink when Yuko brought up that kids menu story, literal same shit happened to my 4’8 ex at a wings bar

>>42671119
explode

Jason, you bastard.

>>42671056
they're called mexicans

>>42671119
damn my ex was 4'11 and i thought that was short

I'm so fucking deep bros there's no turning back.

>>42671063
me, you mean

>>42671119
Yeah, same thing happened with my 4'5 ex when we went to Denny's

>>42671061
I wonder how she feels about that. That's my fucking dads age age, and she made a point of pointing it out, when she didn't need to.

>>42670652
>>42670629
Does anyone want to do it? I'll type C and i need other boobros to continue it

Same thing happened to my 3'0 ex

>>42671312
Instead of typing it just show us yours

>>42671220
I keep seeing raw boobs instead of pink chocolate box

>>42671119
Yea, my ex was 4'3 and the same shit happened at macs

>>42671312
ok go first

>>42671320
Anon...

>>42671137
Heeeyy its you again, how you been man?

>>42671119
Same shit happened to Warwick Davis when I let him out of my torture dungeon for a day

>>42671393
you fool, you should never have released him

>>42671280
Holy shit 4’5? What was her ethnicity?

The voices have confirmed Yuko is naked right now.

>>42671220
Guras back soon. Yukos great but she ain't Gura. I'll watch em both if Yuko doesn't change her time slot.

>>42671299
probably likes that she's able to entertain someone that old and maybe some other things

>>42671220
I'm so fucking deep too.. in Yuko's cunny.

>>42671417
I left a mousetrap in the parking lot and caught him again

I LOVE YUKO YUREI
maybe a little much at this point, I think I'm falling too in love with her

>>42671486
Yeah, with my tongue

>>42671439
Kazakhstani

>She talks about multiple posts of mine

>>42671534
>Kazakhstani
thats a real place?? i thought it was just from borat

>>42671336
>>42671220
I keep seeing an xray of some sort of fetus in her womb when I look at this thumbnail

>>42671534
did she hate herself?

>>42671611
yeah, me

>>42671471
Please just go back to Gura, she needs you

>>42671588
It's real. It's full of Asians that speak Russian

yuko is nude and reading our youtube comments

Has Yuko ever mentioned /vt/ threads? is this where the piss meme originated?

>>42671758
She's probably masturbating my comment in particular

>>42671845
to my*
>>42671827
piss originated from her first week of streams, do your VOD reps

>>42671473
Old men lust after young girls. What's Yuko? 20 max? That's why I cant wait for Guras return, she's not an hag but she's at least mid 20's, I'm 30, Yuko is entertaining but sometimes I feel like I'm watching a kid. I love Yuko but Gura is on a different level.

>>42671913
>sometimes I feel like I'm watching a kid
same

>>42671913
>sometimes I feel like I'm watching a kid

>>42671913
ngl that's like half the reason i watch yuko. it's kinda neat having an oshi that understands the zoomer garbage i say in chat

>>42672055
where did you get this tasteful portrait of me anon?

>>42672055
I'm looking so comfy in this one

Hey boobros, do you mind if I attentionwhore a little? :3

>>42671651
How does she need me? lmfao

Sex with Pochi in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>42671913
i hope she's not 20 because that would mean i'm an even bigger loser than i originally thought

>>42671299
fireholder is like what.. mid 40s?
kinda based he spends all his time watching cunny tubers though.
If I was that age I'd probably be doing the same, ngl

>>42672208
post butt and we'll see

>>42672208
This oughta be good. Have at it

Which of them do you think streams naked the most?

>>42671913
I agree, but sometimes she comes off as very naive and shy, like being flustered by horny messages and being surprised that old men are watching her. The dude near his 50s is an outlier but there are a lot of viewers in their 30s too, I don't know how she's surprised that most of them want to fuck her unless she's retarded about other people or very sheltered.

>>42671845
def JasonDreams. Thinking his 2k donations will get a chance at her, LOL.

>>42671913
>>42672223
>noooooOO I need my cunny to be mid 20s not early 20s!! this is unethical!!!!
you guys are MASSIVE faggots, jesus christ.

>>42672308
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

>>42672208
put me in the screencap

>>42672312
It's actually the one you least expect (Rin)

>>42672372
>The dude near his 50s is an outlier but there are a lot of viewers in their 30s too
sooo..????
dude, guys in their 30s date girls in their 20s all the fucking time.
man you niggers are some sheltered faggots.

>>42672392
damn nigga

>>42672312
Definitely Rin

>>42672087
well good for you youngin. You could also fuck off to tik tok or somethin.

I missed Yukos entire stream. I missed goodnight kisses from Yuyu. Life is not daijoubu..

>>42672384
i don't know how you managed to completely misunderstand my post. it's almost impressive how far off you are.

>>42672455
thats my point retard, im saying yuko doesnt realize that most of them want to fuck her unironically

>>42672603
All I got from your post is that you're 30 and you're a massive faggot, that's all I need to know

>>42672608
you're retarded

>>42672673
learn to read

>>42672223
Who, Gura or Yuko?

>>42672223
I'd guess Yuko's age to be between 21 and 23

>>42672608
>yuko doesnt realize that most of them want to fuck her unironically
uuuuhh.. I'm pretty sure she's aware anon.
when I say I wanna lick the juices out of her cunny and suck on her nipples, I don't mean it ironically.
when I say I'm gunna shoot THICK ropes of cum to her spicy ASMR, I'm not gunna shoot the cum ironically.

>>42672608
I'd bet any amount of money that Yuko knows her boo bros want to fuck her unironically

>>42672651
you have to be projecting bro because you are wrong in every single department. you exhibit twitter levels of autism.

>>42672592
It's over

>>42672261
I think he said he was born 1975, so he'd be 48

stfu retards

>>42672592
naked dogeza in youtube comments

>>42672261
I'm not disrespecting the guy. Jw how Yuko feels about it. I guess since she made a point of calling it out, she is fine with it, otherwise she woulda avoided it, I think.

>>42672782
>>42672787
send maros and post comments like she asked, i dont think it hit her yet because she's too shy and surprised when chat acts horny

>>42672592
How was the flight?

>>42672917
>post comments like she asked
she said it's probably not a good idea to talk about cumming in the comments..

>>42672917
wait a second...this is Yuko baiting for romantic coomer maros isnt it

To be honest I fear for Yuko's chat and the quality of this thread when her spicy asmr drops and is shared everywhere, she may be raided by greys too

>>42672999
She might parade them around and have a good laugh about it.

>>42673036
Any disruption caused by the spicy ASMR will only last a few days, a week TOPS

>>42672372
She's Asian, she could very well have been sheltered. I mean it seems she has gotten all her life experience from being a zoomer child living out most her life on the internet, which actually makes her a perfect Vtuber, plus she sounds cute, plus she's actually an attractive girl. She can go far in this career for a good 10+ years.

Ok guys hear me out microwavable Yuyu

>>42672999
I'll consider adding her to my list of chuubas I send lovey maros to.
Has anyone here sent any of the Idol girls lovebomb maros btw?

>literally died and missed the stream I was looking forward to the most
At least now I know that I can't survive for nearly 2 days without sleep
Thankfully the vod is still there so time to catch up
after I sleep more

>>42673290
>can't survive for nearly 2 days without sleep
cringe sleep addicted degenerate.

>>42673036
Sorry in advance Yuko but I'll probably be in a cooma for a few days, maybe weeks, after the spicy asmr and wont be around to watch streams or comment.

>>42673279
I send Juna one, but it contained a youtube link, so I now assume it got filtered and therefore didn't reach her.

>>42672384
LOL I'd fuck a 20 yo, I'd fuck a 17 yo. They're are fully developed women, as long as your not taking advantage of their young state of mind. Chill, no one's saying that.

>>42672792
so you're not 30 or a massive faggot?

Watching Rin's nintendo, her voice is so different

>>42673338
women don't age mentally past 13

>>42671913
>I love Yuko but Gura is on a different level.
I can't wait for you cunts to fuck off back to Gura

>>42673279
I've sent Pochi 2 lovey maros so far

>>42673440
hot

>>42673485
cunny*

>>42672787
Obviously... captain fuckin slow if you think otherwise... Same goes with Fuyo.

>>42672392
>There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it
Already shave my balls bi-monthly.

>>42673316
I tested my limits, and my limits beat me at the worst time

>>42673205
Yeah, she sounds very sheltered.
She'll need to do some correction on chat after the asmr, chat is really pent up already

>>42673371
Rin's low voice is enchanting

>>42673567
gay

>>42672914
>Jw how Yuko feels about it
You gotta expect at least a few ojiisan are gunna watch you.
I'm sure there's some underaged kids whacking off to her too.

>>42672375
im not him but it's kinda funny he's still living rent free in your head

>>42673290
bro your gunna die of a heart attack at 40

Good night Pochi!
https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru/status/1623552379156307977

>>42673036
There will be a lot SEAs that'll get upset over it in the catalog, other than that probably nothing.

>>42673279
I send Juna the marrow about using her streams for when I run.

>>42673485
I won't lol. I'll be in probably this thread cos it's much more chill and comfier than GGG. So you'll have to deal with it bro, I'm attached to Yuko and Gura.

>>42673768
Goodnight Pochi

>>42673772
It'll make for good ads, I expect at least 1k+ sub growth

>>42673898
True

>>42673871
That's fine but can you talk about Gura in ggg and not here, thanks.

fuyo naizuri

>>42673594
Don't be so naive. In all that online time you don't think she's came into contact with males and sent them nudes n shit and done cyber sex. Of course she has, she was most likely doing it from when she was illegal too, she played club penguin and roblox, fucking pedo fest.

I gotta go. I need to download Roblox.

>>42673707
Ok Jason, good luck grooming Yuko with money. Hope your personality can match your wallet. And if your not Jason what sane man throws 2k at a girl for what? I could fuck 4 high class prostitutes for that, including the coke and booze. No ones throwing that much money "cus I Iike her". Gimme a fucking break

>>42673205
Judging by how her parents sound, I really doubt she's that sheltered.
She did grow up in what sounds like a more country community though so who knows

>>42674402
A seething 0view vtweeter made this post

>>42674402
2k is pocket change, stop being poor

>>42674156
I doubt it, she wouldn't be here if she went that far (sending nudes to randoms), unless you think someone can do that on the regular without being blackmailed or worse.
Erotic roleplay is probably as much as she did.

>>42673926
I'll try yeah. Jus I really love Goob and GGG and the HLG is really toxic, and this place is comfy, so it makes it hard. But I'll refrain from it yeah.

>>42672208
>>42672286
You'll have to wait for that
>>42672308
>>42672400
Huh?

Do you think Yuko would like this?

>Imagine having your pelvis covered in painful bruises after Yuko finishes bouncing on you
>Imagine Yuko whimping and moaning like a little girl as she rides you
>Imagine Yuko asking why are you pouty, as she tries to encourage you
>Imagine you're barely clinging to consciousness and Yuko is still going, your cum already gushing out of her everytime she plops back down

>>42674695
I can't tell if it's just the angle or if you have really fat calves

>>42674695
faggot

>>42674695
nice calves

how bad was chat today that they had to remove the replay from the vod?

>>42674695
post pic of you bent over with those socks

>>42674741

>>42674774
It just hasn't processed yet, give it a couple hours it's normal

>>42674449
Well you can take the Asian parents out of Asia but you don't take the Asian out of em. Ya know, similar how you can take a kid out the hood but you can't take the hood out the kid kinda thing. It's debatable, people adapt, but most likely people take on the traits of their parents and pass it down to their kids, do they not?

>>42674695
Lard 'murican size

>>42673926
This.
I'm tired of the "Yuko's cool, but she's no GURA" every fucking day from chumcucks

Sex with Yuko but she's so tight your dick gets stuck even after getting flaccid after orgasm, you have to call an ambulance and they laugh at the two monkeys breeding. They have to put you in the ambulance carrier, and since your dick is stuck inside Yuko she has to be sitting on top of your dick. During the drive to the hospital the road bumps make your dick hit Yuko's cervix and Yuko gets horny again. The ambulance staff have to hold down her hips so she stops moving while you can't do anything because they tied you up to the bed. When you arrive to the hospital everyone there laughs at the sight of you stuck inside Yuko and they record and take pictures of you two as you are taken to the emergency room. After considering all the treatment options they decide that the only way to decouple your genitals without traumatic surgery is to make Yuko drink a gallon of water and ask you to tickle the sides of her tummy. The excess intake of liquid will make her piss a waterfall and reduce the tightness and friction enough for your dick to slide out. After a tense night, finally you and Yuko are free again. Finally you return home with Yuko, in time for her scheduled stream that you both hoped you would not have to cancel. To your surprise, while you're laying in the couch and with a few minutes to the start of the stream, Yuko slips and falls on top of your dick again. With no time to drink water, you rush to her chair and hope she will be able to stream while stuck on your dick without anyone noticing the peculiar situation she finds herself in. Fortunately, she manages to finish the stream without problems, though her viewers noticed she was even more brattier than usual. Finally, you do what you learned in the hospital, and Yuko pees herself again and slides away to freedom. In the back of your mind you hope this will never happen again, but on the next day, your hopes are crushed. And the day after that, and the day after the day after that. Maybe, just maybe, her tightness was intentional since the start?

>>42673635
why? body hair on men anywhere but the chest is gross.

>>42674402
jesus, you're mindbroken lmfao

>>42674947
>why? (effeminate retard babble)
gay

time for another session of some faggot seething by himself about chumbuds constantly and replying to himself to make it look like someone agrees with him
Well goodnight jewbros, ill see you when Lily stream starts

>>42674470
That's a poor mentality, are you black? Every penny counts, every fucking dime, nigga. Unless you got millions or billions of dispensable income, or even capitol income? How much of the percentage of the population of the world has that? I'll let you find that out yourself.

please gatekeep harder

>>42674449
If she didn't go to special need school and had asian parents I would say she'ld probably have had more sexual experiences than the anons on this thread combined.

>>42675061
yes my wife

>>42674550
That's probably true tbf.

>>42675052
>he's not a millionaire

>>42675052
For every dollar I give to chuubas five more goes into my savings. Like I said, stop being poor wagie

>>42673787
that's cute!

>>42675083
one of the special-ed teachers at my school was arrested for fucking a tard so idk if that part holds up

>>42674695
tranny? show your ass, I can't judge if she'd like it with this alone

>>42674695
>>42674785
If you are going to post pics like this at the very least do it bending over. Get yuko's hoodie if you do it though.

>>42675179
Sounds like shit savings to me then lol. And I'm not a wagie.

yuko they're speculating your body count in the thread and i know you'll read it you slut

>>42674824
Her parents are okay with her stopping schooling to vtube, her dad is a gamer, her mom is recommending piss emotes, they're both obviously okay with her doing spicy ASMR, etc.
She also told that story in the personality test stream about how she got pissed off at the girls for assuming she'd have strict parents.
They seem extremely laid back

>>42675381
You're seething over someone spending 2k on chuubas, you're definitely poor

>>42675301
You wanna look at a mans ass? Faggot. Utter faggot, kys pls.

>>42675083
>I would say she'ld probably have had more sexual experiences than the anons on this thread combined
That's not a very high bar

>>42674884
8/10 fanfic!
not bad!

>>42675083
I'd be a double-digit manwhore if I wasn't saving myself for Yuko

>>42675004
Just know if my hairless cock and balls was beside your disgusting, unkept mess of a cock, mine would be chosen over yours 19/20 times.

>>42675432
Her mom wasn't ok with everything tho

No one would even believe me if I said my body count. I was quite active in my early 20's. If Yuko has had more sex than me then she's a total slut.

>>42675595
As if anyone would pick your man clit over my bearded elephant's trunk

>>42675456
Do you think i care retard? they're a cumbucket to me.

>>42675433
I couldn't give af he spends 10k, I have an issue with that guy, and you don't have a fucking clue so be quite and stfu about what you don't know about.8pgxhk

>>42674695
Is that you Moona?

>>42675673
Yeah you're seething HARD

>>42675673
What did he do to you?

>>42675676
No:3
I don't watch Juna

>>42675676
I'd say Jaded, but those legs are too thin.

>>42675742
you should watch your calories instead

>>42675610
>umm sweety im not sure if you should masturbate for this donothon goal..
>but mom I wanna masturbate for my boo bros!
>okay..
ehh, it's still happening and her mom is still watching streams so obviously it wasn't that much friction

>>42675782
damn bro

Those were Yuko tier squeals, lasts for like 30 seconds, coincidentally Yuko was also in chat lol https://www.youtube.com/live/efpaqXl12NU?feature=share&t=4434

>>42675432
Take everything with a pinch of salt my friend. Not everything a vtuber says is absolute truth. They're females, and no fault to them, but they're manipulative by nature. Not their fault, evolution made us this way.

>>42675782
jesus lmao

>>42675782
kek

>>42675620
whore

>>42675922
Personally, I'd rather believe in the things a person I'm invested in says than in the things some random angry anonymous person says on 4chan.

>>42675432
I'm pretty sure they think this is better than what she was doing before.

>>42675673
Did Jason rape you in your sleep or something?

>>42675850
what's with these fake made up games that only girls know about

>>42676010
If it makes you feel better I haven't had sex in more than 5 years.

>>42675432
I grew up with upper middle class peers and there were plenty of sheltered girls with laid back parents.
Being sheltered wouldn't mean she hasn't had sex either, just that she's dumb, naive and vulnerable to other people. She'll probably have to be taken care of by her genmates if they do an off-collab

>>42675595
This man is living in the matrix. You think 300,000 years of evolution made women wanna see a bald cock and balls, you fucking fool.

>>42675620
Post tits or gtfo

>>42676072
Yes. And you're coping hard if you actually think women prefer cock and ball hair

Welp I dropped a sappy marro. Expect more gushy sappy praise boo bros.

>>42676068
>only 5 years
I can practically smell the cum on your breath

post your estimations
juna 6-10
yuko 4-10
fuyo 1-3
rin ?
pochi virgin
women don't count

>>42676152
women "like" to get beaten and dragged away by the hair to get raped in a cave, they're animals.

>>42676187
All of them 1
with me

>>42676208
This, women prefer dominant men they're wired this way. You can spit in their faces and they will love it.

>>42676042
No, me and "Jason" go way back, not online.

>>42676131
>>42676181
Not a woman

>>42675768
>too thin
is jaded a lard ass?

>>42676187
Isn't Yuko a bit young for 4-10 ?

>>42675850
Rin can be kinda cute sometimes

>>42676187
>post your estimations
no

>>42676264
If you're not going to talk about the girls or post your tits then shut the fuck up, no one cares.

>>42676260
The less we love a woman the more she likes us.
(c) Pushkin

>>42676267
Lets just say I don't think we'll have to worry he'll run of with Juna no matter how much money he throws at her.

>>42676261
tell us about your family blood feud with jason anon

>>42675850
This was a blessing

>>42676261
Story, story!

>>42676430
>>42676261
I went through the /vt/ archive and there is an anon that writes in a very similar manner like you. Are you that anon?

>>42676326
>bring up anons sexual experinces
>seethe when anons talk about their sexual experiences
ogey

>>42676459
Don't you think the answer would be yes no matter what post ITT this was directed at

>>42676014
You disbelieve in evolution? It's not her fault, she's very young and inexperienced. But she'll grow and mature in the next 5 years of her success. I have no ill will towards Yuko, she is a lovely girl, but eveyone needs to learn some wisdom in this life, and that only comes with age, she's a very young girl, I'd put her between 19-21, a kid.

>>42676187
Of the ones Ive watched
Yuko: 10+
Pochi: virgin, 1 at most
Rin: 2-4

>>42676208
>>42676260
what the fuck does that have to do with cock hair?

>>42676590
>Rin: 2-4
Sweet home alabama

>>42676261
Your larp is funny, looking forward to whatever story you end up fabricating

>>42676681
shut up jason

Aviel, please hire more blue cunny

>>42676264
I didn't think you were a woman when I said >>42676181

I dont think Yuko's actually been with that many guys unless the /k/ narrative is true and it was all in one night
she strikes me as someone who was groomed at a young age but wasnt passed around, thats how she ended up hypersexual with all the fetishes

>>42676362
how the fuck do even know how fat he is?

>>42676616
ask your mom

Boy you guys are extra retarded tonight

>>42676737
>He doesn't know

Aviel please make 11 clones of Pochi and make them stream one after another for 2 hours each so I can watch Pochi 24 hours a day.

>>42676757
The time old enemy of vtubers, reflective surfaces.

>>42676832
I support this motion

>>42676796
I'm pretty smart, must be those other guys you're talking about.

>>42676868
jaded is a vtuber?

>>42676616
300'000 years of evolution you dunce. If you wanna argue against evolution because you shave your cock balls and have your anus waxed, have at it.

>>42676282
She is, and if what she said about her life until now is true she doesn't live a lifestyle that would have her meet enough people to reach those numbers. She said she ditched her school friends and dropped out of college, and she said she was lonely in those places, and it was special education, so it's unlikely she had much sex there. If she worked maybe she could have met people, or when traveling, but that is also unlikely if she traveled with her family. She could also be lying and her family is her secret sex harem she organizes orgies with

I need this but redrawn as Rin and Yuko,maybe i'll do it myself when i have some free time

>>42676796
I don't think there's a single night in which boo bros don't make retarded posts

>>42676956
It usually happens when Yuko shows a lot of affection to them, after the stream is over their insecurity skyrockets and they come to shit up the general.

>>42676873
And my axe, I mean cock.

I like Yuko but a lot of boo bros are wack

>>42676832
Make 23 clones of Pochi, and have 12 of them doing what this guy said and the other 11 + the real Pochi having sex with me on 2 hour intervals the entire day while I watch the streams

>>42677060
real

>>42677002
They really are just chumbuds

>>42677060
>>42677146
It's the chumbuds that are shitting up everything, i hope we don't get to the point where we have to kick them out into their own general

>>42677060
>>42677146
>>42677194
Worry not, the great filtering will save Yuko from their degeneracy

here comes the part of the thread where you're self aware about your embarassing mentally ill posts earlier so you try and cope with some "errrm... you guys are kinda weird" to change the mood. Fucking pussy shit. Double down on it. Talk about wanting to drink her period blood.

>>42676920
Completely ridiculous.
Also your cock looks bigger when you get rid of the hair

>>42677231
I only make embarassing mentally ill posts about Pochi thank you very much

>>42677239
>needs optical tricks to make his cock seem bigger
argument finished

>>42677146
Yeah literally the exact same vibes

>>42677309
They're leaving when Gura is back, i can't fucking wait.

>>42677285
boo bros forget this is a shared general

>>42677309
insecurity after a lovebomb, cuckposting, fear of abandonment, what else?

>>42677287
opposite is also true, hair makes your cock look smaller than it is, at least from your pov

>>42677002
>after the stream is over their insecurity skyrockets
judging by the amount of posts in this thread pondering how much sex Yuko's had, I think you're onto something lmfao

>>42677381
I was lurking in holothread and looks like Gura will be in japan for like a month at least so unless she starts streaming from Japan we have to endure them for a while, sorry for good boobroos who are associated with those freaks

>>42677060
fr fr

>>42677450
does it really count as lovebombing if its every stream?

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>42677494
it's not insecurity, i want a woman with experience

>>42677194
It's the chumbuds why Yuko has 51k subs, way clear of gen mates. I reserve judgement for Fuyo because she's equally cute.

>>42677231
>Talk about wanting to drink her period blood
that's fine, it's the posts psychoanalyzing what yuko's said on stream to determine her sex life that are very strange and classic chumbud behavior.
used to see this a LOT for gura

>>42677504
If gura does not stream in the following month i fear what chumbuds will do, theyre beyond mindbroken now

>>42677561
chumbuds are a minority today, they were only relevant at the debut, most of the boo bros are not chumbuds at this point

>>42677609
Ame got Cover give her a streaming setup so there's still some hope

goodnight jidf, hope you dream of your oshi tonight

>>42677655
goodnight anon

>>42677609
>i fear what chumbuds will do
I'm sure they'd be used to it by now, it's already been 2 months for hiatus + most of 2022

>>42677504
What makes them freaks? It's a big fan base so yes, there is some freaks among the chumbuds that get shunned and slated by regular chumbuds, it's not like we accept them. So I ask again how are chumbuds freaks?

>>42677655
bonne nuit anon

>>42675301
>>42674785
How is it bent over? Like this? https://files.catbox.moe/fvjtio.jpg

>>42677518
Yes. You just see the cuckposting and fear of abandonment after every stream instead of only sometimes

Holy fucking shit can you faggots talk about Gura and/or chumbuds elsewhere like /ggg/ or /hlgg/ where that talk belongs

>>42677591
at the very least i know yuko is not having sex at this moment, which is all that matters, i can go to sleep happy
if she had sex frequently
>she wouldn't make porn asmr when she's already well off
>she wouldn't be startled by horny comments
>she wouldn't interact with her community as much

when yuko gets laid it's over, she will detach from her fans
her energy and attachment to her boo bros is pure, unadulterated sexual frustration

>>42677731
One visit to ggg and you will understand why i think they're freaks. All cunny/pedo posting coupled with anti posting about other girls. Also they are so obsessed i wouldn't be surprised some of them will turn into huge anti's if something Gura does were to deeply upset them

>>42677763
I am saving this for a commission

>>42677818
So you're allowed to have sex but Yuko isn't? Sounds unfair

>>42677868
Not that guy but she's allowed to have sex with me

>>42677731
>So I ask again how are chumbuds freaks?
The almost scary level of obsession and digging into their personal lives is a good tell of a chumbud.
They got mindbroken to be like that from Gura's trademarked combination of lovebombing and opening up about herself, then ghosting and being more distant over and over again.

>>42677821
cunnyposting is based, but it is true that they normally anti a lot of other girls.
saw it earlier today when pochi was editing kiara actually

>>42675782
You're right but I don't have time for that rn. Don't worry will do:3

>>42677868
I'm that guy, you are right I want her to save up her life energy and not waste it away like I did
Her passion for work will be over if her primal desire to reproduce is fulfilled

>>42677918
This is the problem with chumbuds, i can identify many of them in yuko's streams. In all fucking honesty Gura was pretty fucking cruel with them with the ghosting and there are chumbuds that will still somehow defend her. I hope they find peace somewhere else because i swear to god they keep shitting up the general.

>>42677646
Keep telling yourself that. The donathon? The major ad campaign that pulled in at least 30k chumbuds to fill the void of no Gura? Jews know exactly what they're doing. Yuko is the diamond of Idol Gen EN like Gura is HL gen 1 EN, and the jews have smartly capitalized on that, especially in Guras absence. Everyone loves a charismatic cunny vtuber.

Why is Rin like this https://twitter.com/RinPenrose/status/1623576577517711365

>>42677818
this anon speaks the truth

>>42677981
yeah don't want the rope to snap when you fucking ack yourself you filthy troon

Oh shit, did I stumble into /ggg/ by mistake?

>>42677818
Someone should save this as a ritual post

>>42677998
>I hope they find peace somewhere else
The only hope for them to fuck off unfortunately is for Gura to come back full-time again like she was in 2021

>>42678005
Rin is precious

>>42677821
>>42677918
As a chumbud, I sadly have to agree. That's why I took refuge here. GGG is only a nice place when Gura is active, which is seldom. Would never visit that place when Gura is inactive.

>>42678002
most of the greys were randoms with real names, normies and fans of many different corpos
the chumbuds came on debut, are regulars and can't stop talking about their ex, this is why you notice them more

>>42678043
It's been like this every time Yuko ends her stream the thread shits itself down for no apparent reason, every fucking time.

>>42678005
why isnt rins dick in my mouth?

Holy shit I leave for 30 minutes to catch up on the last thread and I come back to… an overweight tranny, some dude thats got blood written history with jason, and Yuko sex theorizing. Never change boo bros

>>42678370
maybe change a bit

>>42677998
Gura got me through some dark ass times, I'm kinda attached to her whether I like it or not. I thought off fucking vtubing off altogether because it drains my time and money, but I can't think of doing that to Gura, she's justkinda special, idk.

>>42678370
the lore thickens
my dick vibrates
yuko pees

>>42677763
shondo gets nice cunny porn

>>42678005
i need to learn more nintendo lore

>>42676796
Yuko's success is reaching the point where she gets dedicated schizos who shit the thread anytime she streams.
On the other hand, I guess that's a sign that she has officially made it into the big leagues now.

>>42677818
Fuck, watching Yuko since debut, this is true. She is a blessing, but only cos she young af.

>>42677818
>>42678002
you chumcucks are fucking insane

It's mainly one schizo who posts basically on cooldown, then I guess a few people are mentally ill enough to join in a bit. The main thing is stop responding to it, the more you engage with him the more he will keep going

>>42677818
You're really fucking naive if you actually think a woman can't do all that and have sex at the same time.

>>42678434
I'm on the fence as to whether knowing what Rin is talking about would make it better or worse

>>42678629
>It's mainly one schizo who posts basically on cooldown
It's at least 70% of "boobros" that post in this thread

>>42678729
The bulk of it is one person. Pay closer attention to timestamps and post style, he rarely changes it

Are (You) just going to seethe about Boo GODS on all your posts from now on, or?

>>42678729
Boobro here, I don't engage with that garbage. All I do is talk about how much I love Yuko, how much I want to fuck Yuko, and how much I want to drink her pee.

>>42678775
No one gives a shit if you want to talk about Yuko, just take the Gura talk to the appropriate thread.

I feel so bad about Pochi, is anyone doing comms for her soon?

>>42678818
meds schizo

>>42678804
as you should

>>42678231
Nah, NOT TRYNA START AN ARGUMENT OR SHIT, BUT MANY CHUMBIES WOULD HAVE BEEN PULLED IN BY THE ADS, WERE TALKIN ABOUT OVER 4M SUBS HERE. Yes debut pulled like 1% of chumbies in, the most loyal whale ass mfers, not the casual vod watcher, which is what Gura does best at because she pulls in people from all different time zones. Obviously the yanks, Europeans and Japanese love her, thats a dead certain and then whatever other nations, middle east, eastern European or some shit, idk. But all different time zones, not like Pekora where 98% of her viewers are all in the same time zone so she gets 50k viewers easily. Imagine Gura with all her 4m subs all in one time zone she'd be pulling, idk what, crazy numbers. Go look at al her vod numbers, highes in the vtuber industry, fact.

>>42678875
There's that one anon who has like 7 art pieces commissioned on skeb but none of the artists respond

>>42678775
I'll seethe about them as long as they act like insecure cuckposters and are making posts like >>42677818
instead of talking about how much they want to fuck yuko

>>42678990
Skeb is fucking trash. Half the time I get totally scammed and the artists don't even have to take accountability

>>42678875
If by "doing comms" you mean masturbating to the thought of her, then yeah im 200 steps ahead of you

>>42678965
IDOL THREAD. Talk about Idol or fuck off. The only time talking about Gura should be allowed is during collabs so unless that happens go to catalog/hlgl or ggg.I don't want this thread to turn into nijien where all of holive's trash gets dumped

>>42678370
I will slay Jason, my honour, my ancestors, my family, I will disgrace them all. I will kill Jason or I will die in the process. This is a promise I have already written in blood, I'll leave that to your imagination. Jason you coward, answer.

>>42678965
Anon, Gura is literally the vtuber queen of dead subs.
Most of them came for the "A" meme and from whatever clips of hers are popular.

>>42678595
Erm, how many small corpos have reached 50k subs in that amount of time? She's going places.