/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

how long has the outfit reveal been her featured video? what featured videos has she had before? i just realized this is probably the first time since her debut that i've looked at her channel page without being logged into an account where i'm subscribed to her.

>>4229447
I tend to walk around in my duvet wrapped around my waist and over my shoulder monk style while wearing just underwear, been doing that most my life, super comfy.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

I love this shark

https://streamable.com/ffipq1

>>4231326
Going to the park with Gura!

I love Gura. Hope she'll stream again soon.

>>4231525
She's the kind of person that would hesitate to get on the swings because she doesn't want to be mistaken for a kid but once you convince her to she would have a good time. Kind of like the rollercoasters, but with less fear and more embarrassment.

Does anyone have a streamable of her doing the wiggle?

>>4231594
>because she doesn't want to be mistaken for a kid
You're out on a date with Gura and someone mistakes you for her father, wat do?

Do you think Gura will change her voice for her mysterious dark lady? Or would that be to yab?

private goomba reporting for duty!

>>4231858
Grab her ass and say "Yes, she does call me daddy."

>>4231978
Why would that be yab?

>>4231978
gura should imitate vergil

>>4232060
It wouldn't be cute.

>>4232145
Gura is incapable of not being cute, anon. No matter what voice she goes for, it will be cuter than usual.

renpc's addition of the cat paw pads on the soles of her sandals is such a great design detail and i'm glad other artists are picking it up

i cant wait for gura to stream again but i hope she enjoys her break!

>>4232145
Says you

>>4234269
God this image really brings out just how ready she is for breeding

I WANT TO SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFF ARMPITS AAAAAH GURAS ARMPITS I NEED TO SMELL THEM

>>4234916
T o T UUOOHHH GURAS TINY FEET UUUOHHH I WANT TO TASTE HER LITTLE TOSIES UOOOHH

Every day without her is pain I'm ngmi

>Dante is so cool!

>>4235167
They're a cute father-daughter combo

>>4231858
"She's my wife."

>>4234916
Gura's pheromones...

>>4235048
And to her, off days are probably the least stressful and most enjoyable days of her week. She doesn’t miss you, or any of us. At most she might feel boredom and want the stimulation of tiny letters and emotes zooming across her screen. How does this make you feel?

>>4231978
She will use her Dr. Horrible voice.

>>4236256
This doesn't make me feel anything because you're wrong.

>>4236256
Good, she needs her rest

>>4236256
I think it depends on her mood whether what you say is true or not, that said, after the the last few streams she probably would want a short break to recharge.

When is she going to continue Super Metroid

>>4237571
Right after her Terraria stream.

>>4237702
Which comes right after she finishes Papers Please.

>>4237729
And A Hat in Time

>>4236256
>How does this make you feel?
It doesn't because I know for a fact that you're wrong. Go worship a sociopath e-thot instead asshole.

>>4236638
>>4238349
Don't reply to flimsy bait. Post cute Gura instead.

>>4238388
'Kay

This has been a very difficult week at work for me so far but every time things start feeling overwhelming I just think about Gura and how she wants all her shrimps to be happy and it gives me the strength to make it though. I used to gosling and be depressed over knowing I'll never meet or have a meaningful interaction with her but now I can just draw strength from the love she has for us. A happy shark makes happy shrimp, and happy shrimp makes a happy shark.

>>4238736
Keep fighting to be happy Anon. I believe in you.

guwa

goora a cute

So what ever happened with contracting the VA of Dante? I wanted to chip in for some other stuff, so i needa know if we have a pool set up or if i'm gonna have to start working solo and see who will help out

>>4240669
the anon who was doing that posted an update after the endurance stream and said it was a go and he'd report back soon.

>>4231203

>>4238388

>>4240684
Damn, i can't lurk here forever, 10+ of my hours are stuck in a workspace with fuck all for reception
If he reports back, can you say "An anon wants to help chip in, but would love to request that the VA, instead of reading off a script or some 'general' tally of things to say, to please just watch at least some highlight reels of Gura playing DMC so the shoutout seems more genuine"?

Seeing the Calliope shoutout made me realize it's not worth paying for a voice to read a cue-card

>>4240874
don't worry about it. he said he would provide evidence he had the completed video and a way for people to contribute.

>>4240897
Hontruly, arigathanks

>>4240874
I think the anon also said that the VA would be making some changes of his own, so hopefully he actually is making an effort to sound more genuine or something.

>>4241119
That's really nice to hear. I would hope the Gaming-VA world at least knows a bit of the Vtuber world

Gura cute Gura cute!

I think this fan art is really neat

>ctrl+f "schedule"
>0 results

Sasugawr...

>>4242066
Let her have a nice day of rest Anon she needs it. She was practically falling asleep yesterday.

>>4242066
I don't expect one until friday. Today and tomorrow is break day for tired sharkie

>>4242150
>>4242113

You're right, chumbuds.
I hope she's having a comfy rest day and I'm looking to her retweeting cute fanart eventually <3

>>4238736
reminder that her roommate is being plowed by tyrone while you're typing this

>>4242289
No, I gave her the day off to catch up on sleep

>>4242289
how do you know my name?

I miss Gura..

>>4243778
I wish I could believe that she's kicking back with a nice cold glass of water and relaxing before turning in early for the night but we both know she's reading this garbage thread.

>>4243778
I'm more happy to see her announcements tomorrow

>>4243778
Gura misses you

>>4243869
Did she say she has an announcement for tomorrow? I don't remember anything

>>4243837
>>4243952
I don't think she spends that much time here outside of before/after her streams, but if I'm wrong and she is here, I hope she's having a good day with an extra dash of happiness.

>>4243837
i refuse to believe it. there is no way she is that much of a loser

>>4243959
She has a surprise for us, but she doesn't specify when she will announce it.

>>4243837
Gura! Stop wasting time on this thread and find something more productive to do.
Also, you're cute

Waiting patiently for Gura's schedule!

>>4244761
>>4244882
Very cute figure

>>4244761
>>4244882
Those delicious hips and thighs! T u T

>>4244882
Why... why did I move my head down? I'm not that dumb I swear.

>>4244761
God I wish I had bloop's view there

>>4243837
Gura, smile for me today...

I feel for the deadbeats right now... If gura put out an announcement like that with no explanation I'd be worried sick

>>4231984

You are assigned to complete Dark Mystery lady Private Gorgonzola

>>4245720

>>4245810
I can imagine Inas character creating a guitar with wireless amps that she can shoot out of it so she can distract the enemy while hiding in the shadows.

>>4245656
>If gura put out an announcement like that with no explanation I'd be worried sick
same

her humming "the wellerman" during her ASMR stream may be the single most powerful musical performance i've ever heard. i get chills remembering it while i'm listening to something else. there is something otherworldly about it.

>>4246039
>there is something otherworldly about it.
There's something otherworldly about this cute shark in general.

>>4246039
Her entire ASMR stream was just unworldly god tier overall

>>4246039
I just want an entire asmr stream of her humming songs like that. The kisses, the heartbeat, and the wellerman bits were the best part of her asmr.

Didn't she say a few streams ago that she'll release a song cover by the ed of the month?

>>4246313
She said that she would probably do something like that, but it might not be ASMR only since she didn't know if it made sense as pure ASMR.

>>4246530
I'm fine with that, whatever sharky is comfortable with. It'll just be nice to have more of it.

>>4246720
yeah, hopefully she takes notes from Okayu or Kagura Nana's asmr singing streams and brings us something heavenly.

>>4246039
God I love that ASMR. Most comforting experience I've had in a long time.

>>4246039
Is it member only and still available? I need to know. Regardless of that - I will soon become a member, I just have to hop to the bank to check which of my card options or whatever the proper English terminology is are activated. Shit's complex and I always stayed absent from such things, but when I tried to throw a bit of chum on supachatto it seems I can't go above a very small amount, which means some limit is currently in place on my card. We generally only use cash where I'm from and I prefer it that way so I never bothered looking in depth on which options etc. are available to me. I was very poor for most of my life so I never even had the opportunity to learn this shit.

And yes, Gura really, really needs to do ASMR content.

>>4246959
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zyG6k1xmBs

>>4246959
If you look through the archives an anon posted a magnet link to an audio-corrected version of it as well, as Gura's setup was not perfect.

>>4246959
it is. if you like her then her membership is a very good value.
>>4247089
there have been two. the one that shows up most in the archives is the one i did, which is not the one to have. you want this one:
>>3671901

>>4246984
Great! I was worried it might've been unarchived.

>open /vt/
>ctrl + f global
>enter pekora global
MEIDOS FFS DELETE THAT THREAD

>>4247310
i hope you find what you're looking for, anon

I pulled out my ps2 the other day just for the hell of it and it turns out the barbie horse adventure game that Gura talks about is the same horse game my sister played growing up. Seeing a copy of that game gave me a good laugh.

>>4247527
Listening to Gura's heartbeat was probably my favorite part of the ASMR. I used to be incredibly unnerved by the sound of heartbeats, but I was so happy to hear her share something so intimate that I couldn't possibly be unsettled by it. It was nice to hear and now I'm not creeped out by heartbeats anymore.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4247643
>I used to be incredibly unnerved by the sound of heartbeat
I never heard of this before. Why? How? It's the most basic of stimuli that we are exposed to even in our mother's womb. It is in fact always linked to feelings of comfort and security.

>>4247817
They just freaked me out. A lot. I would get intense feelings of anxiety and unease. I don't know why, it was just always like that. I had always heard they were supposed to be comforting but they sure as hell weren't for me.

>>4247938
there's just something about her that makes it easy to trust her emotionally

>>4247938
Fascinating. This is the first time I've ever heard about something like that. It goes contrary to basically every notion. Could it be that you became aware of your own heartbeat in a flash as a child and realized your own mortality? Something of the sort happened to me when I was six - I suddenly looked at my hand and noticed my bones and knuckles, and realized that that is indeed my skeleton and that I too will one day die, change from one form to another and not exist.

>>4248136
Not that anon but heartbeats creep the fuck out of me too but I can't rationalize it. I haven't seen Gura's ASMR stream though so I don't know if hers would be comforting or not to me.

>>4248174
For what it's worth I thought her heartbeat in the practice ASMR was more relaxing than the one in her 3dio ASMR (you need to turn your headphones up a lot for to hear that one. Her heart is racing there because she was very nervous, which is cute).

>>4248136
>It goes contrary to basically every notion.
Well I'm pretty fucked up so not surprising. I don't know of something caused it; not that I can think of anyway. I still don't think they're comforting, but I can at least listen to them now. Gura's is nice to hear though because of the emotional connection.

Gura I like not having cold knees more than I like following your no pants ban. Please arrest me

>>4247938
>I would get intense feelings of anxiety and unease
Heartbeats can be pretty morbid, especially in hospitals with heartrate monitors beeping constantly. Listening to the heartbeat of someone you care about can be comforting regardless because it's the best proof you could have that they're safe and alive. Your mind naturally knows that a resting heart rate tends to indicate security. It's 100% unconscious but it's very powerful.

>>4248442
Put on knee socks then

For those who missed it: Ina mentioned that Gura keeps reading "Hunter:The Vigil" as "Hunter: The Vergil".
https://youtu.be/9ak-ylgi2io?t=3590

>>4248591
thank you for notifying me!

https://files.catbox.moe/4v6o8t.ogg
I mixed together the three times Gura sang Judgement, and /hlgg/ made fun of me for not knowing why she's so consistent with this song. Is she a huge Yakuza fan or something?

>>4248591
Get out of her head Vergil!

>>4231858
Pretend to be her father cause we're both into that.

>>4248643
it's just how she is
https://files.catbox.moe/qlcl7x.m4a

>>4248643
I don't think she's ever mentioned playing that game. The only reason I could guess is because she dedicated it for "Coco senpai" in her first karaoke?

>>4231171
>those feet
mmmhhh, delicious. i already imagine the blue nailpolish smell

>>4248643
This absolutely adorable, thank you

>>4248643
It's the music from the rhythm game portion of the game, that's why

I love Gura and all you chumbuds too

>>4249543
サメです

>>4249543
Sleep tight sharky.

>>4230782
MY NAME IS IBRAHIM SALIH MOHAMMED AL-YACOUB AND I AM HERE TO ERADICATE CHRISTIANITY AND ALL OTHER RELIGIONS, ALLAHA ACKBAR. BISMILLAH

>>4231025
she do be built like a 12 yr ;)))

A few clips from the dmc3 stream
https://files.catbox.moe/wrmd5d.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/f1f935.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/1xi4hj.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/0e2zpo.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zv6qpa.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/393xus.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/cw0p5z.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/8nptow.mp4

>>4249787
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Fuck I can't wait for the ttrpg in July.
If they're only meeting every other week they should aim for 3+ hours each session imo.

>>4250009
>https://files.catbox.moe/cw0p5z.mp4
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...
>My wrist hurts
yabai

>>4250088
TT is boring. Glad Ame wants WORMS collab.

Not even any twitter activity today, I hope she had a really good break day

>>4251311
After all the hard work she put in for us she deserved one.

>>4248591
Can't wait for her to fight Vergil again.

>>4251456
Goodnight, friend...

>>4231594
and while she's on the swing she'll do the "Yeaaaahhhh" thing and her voice will occasionally crack into a high-pitched scream

>>4248136
Heartbeats are used by media like horror games etc. to raise tension in fight scenes or show someone is about to die and other negative shit. I don't think of them as signaling comfort at all, it's the opposite.

>>4231594
>>4251795
Man, we watch her way too much. I love her.

Not the chicken one! bwak bwak!

>>4251897

>>4230782
Thats some good fucking fishes

>>4251998
Here's the more appropriately kerned ribbon

>>4251998
>>4252110
High-quality version with the correct color

>>4252180
I'm still glad I could make something that someone uses. Thanks for slight validation in my life anon.

>>4252460
I'm just upset I hardly see it around, no one else seemed to have saved it

>>4252513
Someone made a soundpost with that red wow cunny picture and was spamming it for a while so I can see why the purple one is less used now. Most people have been using the other three that I ripped off of Guras stream so it is what it is.

>>4252460

>>4252619
why is she angry

>>4252617
Yes I did that one too. Thanks for making me smile.

>>4252645
Because she demanded you wear a condom but you forced yourself onto her without any regard to the repercussions

>>4252672
>implying this wasn't the desired outcome

>>4251795
>A cool autumn day, the leaves have started changing colors and are ready to fall
>You and Gura are strolling through a park when you spot a swing set
>Gura's eyes start to light up at the thought but she looks away quickly
>You ask if she want you to give her a push but she mumbles something about "not wanting to be seen as a kid"
>"Oh come on, it will be fun" you say while nudging her in the direction of the swings
>"Fine, but only because you want me to" she says as her eyes start to show excitement again
>Gura hops on the swings and you start to give her gentle pushes, asking if she wants to go higher
>She starts letting out giggles and eventually a quick scream as you push her more and more.
>After a few minutes she finally jumps off the swing and turns to you
>"That wasn't so bad" you tease, "I bet you even had some fun"
>"Oh shut up" she says as her face turns red and she starts to grin
>The sun it setting by now so you suggest heading back to the car
>You and Gura get to the car and start to head home
>"Today was a lot of fun" she says, "We should go for walks more often"
>You smile and agree, and while driving home you talk about what to make for dinner and what movie to fall asleep to

>>4252672
but that was months ago, and she already ate me for it. I'm dead

>>4252698
Did you see her face?

>>4252711
I don't need to to know NYOOOO STAHP doesn't mean no stop.

still giggling over Ame's character name being practically designed to make Gura say it over and over. Watoetoe Watoetoe

>>4252645
>why is she angry
because she wanted to have the baby naturally but she's too small so she has to get a c-section

>>4252702

Anon, this is cute! Cute!

>>4252702

Man I am so giddy for Gura's announcement. It's PROBABLY a song since she said it is something people really wanted, but I just wanna hear her confirm it.

Only 4 days left in May.

>>4253699
I don't think it's a song if only because it's SO close to her birthday. I'm sure she'll have cool stuff planned regardless but that would really push it over the top.

>>4251825
Well, I don't know how well you immerse in games, but heartbeats in horror games are meant to represent the player's adrenaline response. It's the combination of a fast pounding heartbeat and heavy, shaky breathing thats meant to unnerve you. Listening to a slower/softer heartbeat should naturally help to calm you down by the same empathetic principle, because you're listening to someone else be calm.
It's like the difference between listening to edm and jazz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCZyh9Uqsn0
Gura got the 3D model

>>4253879
THE NUMBER ONE PRINCESS IN THE WORLD

>>4253699
Seems unlikely, the only reason i see her announce a song release when her birthday is so close would be if it was made to be featured into the global release of D4DJ that just got out. ID played the beta version and Ina played it too, so you can maybe expect something there but don't get your hopes up too much.

>>4248591
This is what 10 hours of DMC3 before the collab does to you.

>>4253879
look at dem hips

I hope Gura keeps 1-5-1 presence/manipulation/composure, the idea of her being garbage at everything but manipulation is too funny.

>>4253879
I'm so upset because I know the real model won't be this good. There is absolutely no flaw with this one apart from the clipping.

>>4248591
I would like it if all Gura mentions got notifications here

>>4254141
I didn't want to say it, but yeah that video makes me seethe way more than it makes me happy.

>>4254141
>>4254225
Why are you like this. Please enjoy things.

>>4254040
>>4253777

Ah that's true.
Now that just makes me want TWO songs though.
Now I don't have any guesses as to what it is.

Is it wrong to hope the first time we hear her song to be in a karaoke? Though I can easily imagine her being too nervous to sing properly if she tries. Scuffed first take searing itself into our brains would be max kino.

>>4253699
Which stream did she mention an announcement again?
I might have spaced out a few sc readings.

https://youtu.be/P9VzlLx4Jfc

>>4254472
I believe it is in her outfit reveal itself at the very end.

Don't really wanna look for it myself though but is a starting point.

>>4254677

>>4254686

>>4254263
If it was Mori i could expect one song to be announced now and the four remaining to be an EP for her birthday but it feels unrealistic for Gura that had to wait 9 months to get one so it's best to not get hyped for nothing.

Where does she stream her covers?

>>4254833
Well? You've been called out, /ggg/.

>>4254985
Go back

>>4254985
Because Gura's image already speaks volumes. All that's necessary are links.

>>4254985
>Look look ame look what we think about you, we're good boys right!?

I think ggg is fine

>>4255078
agreed. also, I really really REALLY want Gura to call me a good boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t6a5g9FeIg

>>4255114
I want her to whisper in my ear not to resist again

>>4255286
I love how much she caters to JOP sometimes. Get to hear the cute shark's limited Japanese.

>>4255358
I love it because they draw the best fanart. And she knows it too.

>>4255286
>HoloEN Clips
>only clips Gura
Holy based!

>>4255286
I really love the thumbnails

I miss sharkie...

>>4256044
Beating the heat with Gura!

>>4256044
She'll be back before you know it

>>4256044
sharkie makes me think of that viewer dox image

>>4256044
those nails... MUH

>>4256044

Guys, help. I can't stop listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbnPVxZHVc

>>4256044
I miss her by my hair, I miss her everywhere

>>4243837
I love when she posts here and imitates us. Makes you wonder how often she posts without using the tone she uses when she wants to be obvious.

and I'm still giggling at the possibility of these being Ame during the collab.
>>4194359
>>4199863

>>4257563
You're gonna miss me when i'm gone

GURA PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING

>>4257769
No!

>>4258041
SAMEGAKI SAMEGAKI

>>4257769
Never

>>4256044
She misses you

>>4254326
no, i don't think that's wrong. i think it's a little unrealistic but her live singing is wonderful and i think most of us enjoy it a lot.

gura cute

extra long hair catshark

you can really tell this used a stream screenshot as a reference, can't you?

>>4258917
wanna brush that catshark's hair

Did Ame give the feet to Gura? I'd think she'd have used them by now if she had them.

>>4259150
She hasn't really had a chance to use them if she did.

>>4258948
is this your work?

>>4259448
no!

>>4259034
Brushing hair asmr added to the list

>>4259470
okay now i don't know if your being shy or offended
I wrote up a buttload of minor criticisms but don't want to sound pretentious when you were just making fun of some kid on da or something

>>4259489
!!!!!!!!!! Yes!

>>4259535
no, it's really not me. i don't think it's awful and i didn't post it solely to make fun of it, but there is something off about it and i do think the facial expression looks like it heavily references a screenshot of her avatar. i just thought that was a little interesting so i posted it.

>>4260126
T o T

>>4260126
UUOOOOHH

>>4260209
I wish she'd zoom in really big on her face more. She does big Gura sometimes but it's just not big enough.

>>4259729
>heavily referenced
Yeah definitely, but the thing that puts me off the most is that the head's position, or its size i'm not sure, is slightly off where it should be for the neck and it creeps me out.

Alright, for any Vergilchads lurking... the time has come. Since Dan's asking price is much cheaper than Reuben's, I don't think we can pass up the opportunity to get Vergil's VA involved as well. I DM'd him on Cameo and he hasn't received any requests for Gura yet. He seems like a cool guy, and it sounds like he can have the recording completed within a week or so.

Since the anon handling the Dante request suggested that he will be open to monetary contributions and other anons chimed in on creating that script, I'd like to do the same here if possible. The $67 price isn't a big hit for me, but understandably some anons will want to pitch in, so I'll have to see how I can go about setting that up. In the meantime, I'm open to any suggestions as far as the script is concerned. The only shitty part is that there is a 250 character limit in the request field, so it will need to be relatively short (I might be able to work with Dan on this one).

This might get more traction in /hlgg/ but that thread moves like lightning and I'll be in some meetings for work for the next couple of hours, so I may not be available to respond immediately.

>>4261185
>$67
JESAS

>>4261185
A message from both Dante's VA and Vergil's? She's gonna be ecstatic.

Another day alive and awake, another day Gura makes me happy. About to go for my morning walk. Love you sharkie.

Take care of her.

>-r--r--r-- 1 anon anon 14G May 25 03:05 [DEVIL MAY CRY 3] I am Awakened-54ysrFu09hA.webm
that is a big fuckin file

>>4261185
Why is Vergil's voice much more cheaper than the Reuben's one lmao? Anyway, I'm an ESL so I'm not really that good in building sentences but we should give Gura the best of both worlds meaning Dante and Vergil's lines would be cool, but Vergil's lines lean slightly to the chuuni side so we can see Gura cringe. The reaction would be worth the money.

>>4261755
>but Vergil's lines lean slightly to the chuuni side so we can see Gura cringe.
Alright hear me out
We use the "the ocean may be big" line

dork mystery lady

>>4261833
Please don't, I want it from Gura's mouth or not at all.

>>4247817
wait how were you able to hear the heartbeat? I thought she did it wrong and only picked up the PC fan

>>4261939
She did it right. Turn up your volume.

>>4261833
Can we even get Dan to say, "But, my love for you is even bigger" next? That's a full blown cringe attack for Gura

>>4261977
i'm sure he'd be willing to say it about her fans.

>>4261755
""Foolishness, Gura. Foolishness. Cunny controls everything. And without cunny, you can not ________. Let alone yourself.""
―Vergil to Gura

"It'll be fun to fight with the Princess of Atlantis. If my father did it... I should be able to do it too!"
―Vergil prepares to fight Gura

>>4261939
I had to nearly max out the volume and use noise-isolating earbuds to hear it

>>4261949
we're talking about the "Let me take care of you " one right? I've listened to that like 15 times and I've never heard her heart. I thought thats why she laughed and said, "all you can hear is the PC...".
I remember someone posted an audio link one time. I dont know which stream its from, but Gura quickly puts the mic to her chest and her heart's beating crazy fast for some reason. Is that the one you're talking about?

>>4261185

Splice it after Dante's recording:

>"Foolishness, Dante, foolishness! I'm the one who dresses in blue, so it should be me who wishes Gawr Gura a Happy Birthday. May you continue to be motivated in your endeavours, little shark."

Something like that.

>>4261939
>>4262201
>>4262182
the heartbeat exists in the stream audio from DC up to about 70 Hz. use a huge bass boost, and headphones that are capable of reproducing low bass frequencies.

>>4262285
thank you anon but im using $8 earbuds

>>4261185
As far as the money, I am willing to contribute.
$67 is fairly cheap for this. Just let us know where to send the money

>>4262331
you're just fucked.

>>4262331
you probably have more important things to buy but you should consider upgrading to $20 headphones. its worth it

>>4262534
yeah. to enjoy gura's ASMR and hear her heartbeat on the smallest possible budget, i would get sony MH750s.

>>4262007
We are turning her words on her!

>>4262255
Yeah, I'm considering waiting until the Dante recording is completed so Vergil can get a jab in on him, but I'm not sure if we'll be able to hear it before anon sends it off to Gura or Cover.

I'm thinking the door death needs to be mentioned in some way as well, but we don't have a ton of room to work with.

>>4262875
>I'm thinking the door death needs to be mentioned in some way as well
"Don't let the door hit you on your way out"
42 characters, and 26 if you cut it at "you"

>>4263041
"I heard you had an easy time with one of the doors."

>>4263041

"Foolishness, Dante, foolishness! The power to wish Gawr Gura a Happy Birthday is rightfully mine. Don't let the door hit you on your way out, dear brother. Back to what's important: may you continue to be motivated in your endeavours, little shark."

249 characters in total. Cramming all the Vergil memes humanly possible in there too.

>>4263253
I like this one.

Did Gura really not know redpill was from the matrix?

>>4263253
only thing i would change here is "the door" to "that door", which spends your last character.

>>4263253
>>4263271
Agreed, liking this one a lot. Will consider this one a first draft for sure. If anyone has any other ideas, feel free to chime in.

>>4244761
>>4244882
i wish this was an actual product

>>4263294
It's possible, but it's also possible Manipulation 5 Gura thought saying no would be funny.

>>4263354
i would put that macro lens on and get my camera up under her hoodie so fast

>>4263253
maybe caps on DOOR so he knows to stress it?

>>4263294
she might have been making fun of mori for feeling the need to describe the plot of the matrix
alternatively, i believe she's not too much older than me and the matrix was before my time too so she could have genuinely never seen it

>>4262081
>Cunny
God please no. This guy lowballed the dollar figure for us. For the love of God don't trick him into using that word or he'll never trust anyone that e-mails him a request again.
>>4262255
This is going in the right direction.

>>4263396
>God please no. This guy lowballed the dollar figure for us. For the love of God don't trick him into using that word or he'll never trust anyone that e-mails him a request again.
seriously.

>>4263388
my sister hadnt seen it, but i think most people still know where the term redpill or bluepill is from

>>4263396
I agree with the sentiment but fucking lol at the idea that he doesn't google words he doesn't know before agreeing to read something.

>>4263388

The Matrix was released in 1999, wasn't it? That was 22-23 years ago. I was a yoing boy back then and didn't watch it in theaters, but rented it the week before Reloaded came out, and haven't rewatched since. And considering Gura was a horse girl... chances are it didn't catch her eye back then, too.

>>4263294
>Did Gura really not know redpill was from the matrix?
Have you ever said something so sarcastically that no one can tell you were being sarcastic?

>>4263294
her self-preservation protocols activated and she just decided to feign ignorance

she's awake

gura art retweet! i hope we get a schedule

>>4263687
I don't have Manipulation 5 like Gura, no.

>>4261576

imagine her curled up in bed, wrapped in blankets and scrolling through fan art on her phone... cute

>>4263915
gura cute

>>4263915
imagine her curled up in bed, wrapped in blankets and scrolling through /ggg/

>>4263915
Does gura like her lewds?

>>4264040
She's had to unlike a couple on twatter before. She knows the power of cunny.

So many korean artists showing their love for the shark.

>>4264117
I don't care where the artist is from as long as we keep getting cute Gura art

>>4264117
She has been blowing up in Korea lately

>>4263915
>wrapped in blankets
Isn't it a little hot for that?

>>4264117
maybe Gura will notice and look up how to say hello or something. I don't remember her shouting out her korean fans yet and she likes doing that stuff.

>>4264252
>living in a h*t climate

>>4264252
She said she likes to blast the AC to make her room really cold all the time, just so that she can snuggle herself in blankets.

>>4264252
the musky smell of Gura's gamer cave won't generate itself

>>4264032
I have actually thought about this and I'm genuinely curious what her reaction to some of the posts here would be. Particularly the >tfw no gura gf and general doomposting around not being able to be with her. I wonder if she'd be flattered, creeped out, turned on, ambivalent, etc. It has to be a weird feeling to have dozens of strangers confessing their love to you online.

>>4264294
That's just too cute

>>4264294
Isn't that normal? Who likes going to sleep in a hot room.

>>4264294
wow cute

>>4264418
i think so. that's what i do.

>>4264444
witnessed cuteness

>>4264336

I'd like to hope the non-hornyposts would give her a boost of confidence, that a large number of people genuinely like her for her personality. It sounds like she struggles with timidity off-camera, so if we could at least reinforce her well-deserved confidence, I'd be glad.

...but realistically, if she is that skittish, she might've seen that, gotten flustered by a cocktail of complicated emotions, and not visit these threads since.

>>4264336
Some people here would 100% creep her the fuck out. Some would probably make her laugh/happy, others depressed. We got the full spectrum of emotions here.

>>4264504
Saviourfags are easily just as creepy as hornyposters

I dont feel so good

>>4264504
The hornyposts give her confidence too. This samegaki knows what she's doing.

>>4264336
i never post anything that i wouldn't want her to read, but i really just hope she never reads this thread.

>>4264504
Sometimes I wonder if some of the hornyposts are Gura herself.
>>4264599
What's wrong?

>>4264336
>Particularly the >tfw no gura gf and general doomposting around not being able to be with her.
perhaps its mostly because i haven't been around long but i haven't really seen much "doomposting" per say. That's more something that seems to be contained to dedicated gosling threads. Because I know the schizo-tier 'life isn't worth living' doomposting would almost definitely make her uncomfortable, not that she hasn't had to filter some of the same from her sc before. But the >tfw type stuff is harmless and just culture, and if she's even coming here she probably knows this.

But the genuine gf posting. It's not something I've thought about in this context. I mean, I've said... a lot, in these threads, that I would never say if it were attached to my name, or if it were sent directly to her. When I post that sort of stuff, its fun to let out that kind of emotion and I like to think it's genuine. If I write sweet-cringe greentexts about '>what if gura gf' I don't think i'm wrong in saying that most guys have had similar thoughts about someone they were seriously interested in. They just didn't write it down because they aren't spergs like us. Maybe I'm wrong.

Though I don't think you can really apply for a job with a self-proclaimed idol group without understanding the nature of parasocial relationships, so I assume she knows to take the good with the bad and can forgive us when we get a little too horny / hearthorny.

>>4265143
I wish there was a tarkov chuuba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9deTUvcy0

>>4265143
The pouch full of candy and snacks is cute

>>4264117
For some reason, YT algorithm is pushing her there. A bunch of korean translated clips, especially songs, are getting some traction and from the comments they seem to really like her.

>>4265136
>Maybe I'm wrong.
The only thing you're wrong to do is self-deprecation. You're not a sperg because you desperately want to be happy and think about yourself being happy. Even if it's a crazy fantasy don't let it stop you from smiling. I feel equal parts rage and sadness at the state of the world that we live in where there are battalions of young men have to find love within themselves and nowhere else.

Never stop struggling. Ever.

>>4264336
I'm curious too, but I like her staying a MYSTERIOUS LADY that I can easily project onto and too much contact/knowledge would ruin that. and she obviously likes hornyposting, I can't believe anyone who watches her has doubts on this after seeing what she laughs at and picks out from chat. SPIDER MILKIES!

>>4265143

>>4265324
>the state of the world that we live in where there are battalions of young men have to find love within themselves and nowhere else.
Most species have natural selection prune the less fit males

>>4265265
I haven't watched much Botan but she seems to be the most likely to play it and actually have a clue what's happening. It's definitely not a game for Gura or most of the holos though.

>>4264993
I havent been eating much. I feel like im going crazy

>>4265392
>Most species have natural selection prune the less fit males
Nothing but a living breathing naturalistic fallacy. Darwinism's key flaw is the idea that survival implies intrinsic superiority. How many fit males died childless during the World Wars? How many "fit males" have congenital diseases and genetic flaws that they will pass on to their children?

It's an insane assumption, like the idea that Nature is intelligent or benevolent in some capacity. Nature is not either of those things. It merely is.
>>4265449
I know how you feel Anon, I went through something similar over the last few weeks. Just hold on tight and don't give up.

>>4265449
https://streamable.com/ynw7u0

>>4265535
The term "fit" does not imply superiority at anything other than adapting to the environment
It's like how a scientific "theory" isn't the same as a layman's theory

>>4264183
Holy shit you're right. She even has full stream Korean translations. https://youtube.com/watch?v=GlphO9e_L9g

Okay, I guess this tangent is better than people wishing they could read Gura's mind for the hundredth time.

>>4265617
what a bunch of fucking westaboos
so annoying when they come over to marvel at our burgers which are layered 1,000 times before cooking

Why isn't she playing Minecraft?

>>4265633
>hurr i can't understand nonverbal communication and social cues

what if something really bad and traumatic happened to gooper would she still stream the next day

>>4265806
Don't speak of such things.

Gura's reaction to this thread is like this clip
https://streamable.com/gkeyo6
but she uses a different funny voice for each type of poster

>>4265732
Not him but
>reminding me that I legit have aspergers and I will basically never be able to understand another person properly
End me please.

>>4265818
WHY IS AME DOING SUCH A NERDY VOICE I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT

>>4265818
Cool, I hope she gave me a whiny high pitched voice.

just moments before she pounced

>>4265324
>You're not a sperg because you desperately want to be happy and think about yourself being happy.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I said I was a sperg for writing it down because I'm on 4chan, mate. Most guys don't write their feelings down anywhere, for better or for worse. The ones that do are almost always artists of some sort. And despite having two very close friends for years who are both very self aware regarding their emotions, they have never told me how much they want to cuddle/start a family with whichever girl they're interested in at that moment in time.
What we do here, whether its therapeutic, constructive or merely indulgent, isn't normal by any definition of the word.

>Never stop struggling. Ever.
Speaking of which, I need to do my reps. You lads want anything from the shop when I'm done with my walk? I'll bring it to the next thread if this one kiffs it before i'm back.

>>4265930
same and I hope she belts the GURAAAAAAAAAAAAS i do sometimes

>>4266143
Hey Bloop, buddy. Trade places with me wontcha?

>>4266056
https://vocaroo.com/1iCQCqrzi3QZ

>>4265596
>The term "fit" does not imply superiority at anything other than adapting to the environment
So what's the environment? Society. Who is "fit?" Darwinistically speaking Cleetus with his 3rd grade education and 12 kids is "fit." He adapted to his environment of revving pick-up trucks in the mud. Meanwhile, somewhere, there's a PhD in Mathematics dying without children.
>>4266046
>Most guys don't write their feelings down anywhere
It takes a lot of courage to write down physical evidence of your vulnerabilities.
>What we do here, whether its therapeutic, constructive or merely indulgent, isn't normal by any definition of the word.
Fuck normal. Normal is complacency and stagnation.

>>4266208
Yeah I'm not saying the environment can't be a shit
A fish that ends up living in a cave system enough to go blind and have a stupidly slow metabolism is fit for that environment
But any environment is going to have winners and losers, that's normal

I want sociopath gura to use, abuse, and discard me...

https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4

>>4266198

>>4266293
>But any environment is going to have winners and losers, that's normal
I hate this mindset with a burning passion. It feeds the idea that someone that doesn't have their life together is just naturally broken. It's as old as human culture and it even predates Darwinism. Churches have done the same thing for over a thousand years. If your life is shit God must be punishing you. If your life is great God must love you.

It's very small minded and reinforces everything wrong with us as a species. Sorry, I know this is a tangential conversation and I'm ranting. I don't mean to direct it at you.

>>4266435
A sociopath would never ask themselves that question because they don't care.

>>4266435
Not sociopathy, that's alexithymia, which usually comes about as a defense mechanism from trauma or depression.

>>4266503
https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4
>>4266435
I am so excited for Gura's Lex Luthor Manipulation 5 ttrpg character, why must we wait so long.

>>4265617
>5 hours
Well, I guess they like her!

>>4266584
>why must we wait so long.
Setting up a campaign is a lot of work. Calli's got a lot on her plate right now.

>>4266643
yes I know, mori should put less stuff on her plate so she has more room to let my oshi Gawr Gura of Hololive EN roleplay as much as she wants imo

>>4266435
her delivery here is just amazing

>>4261185
I can't be the only one who thinks that kind of thing is a bit creepy?
I know the intent from you is genuine and comes from a good place, but I wouldn't really feel anything from a voice message someone paid for. It may be just me but I'm not sure it's a good idea.

gura muting the mic to softly cry a little bit during a stream

I'm not scrolling up. I could find the answer myself, but I want you to tell me. What the FUCK happened here?

>>4266760
It's no big deal Anon. We're just having a chat about motivation and success.

>>4261185
The quantum ranger speaking to gura...

>>4266756
that sucks but it sucks less than her muting HER FUCKING LAUGHTER STOP DOING THAT PLEASE GURA