/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42627422
Not like there's much competition since Amesame died

>>42627422
Yes, me and your mom

>>42627422
I mean KanaCoco was a thing but chinks fucked it up and in the end switching to a new comoany had her separated.

>>42627422
In EN yes, in JP OkaKoro is still stronger.
idk about any ships in ID.

>>42627422
ShishiLamy

Who is there to compete with them, there's literally no other EN ship anymore.
Taking 2 years to finally hang out is fucking pathetic though.

>>42628401
Kronmei?
Kronfau?
Faumei?
Kronfaumei?
idk, I like the three.

>>42628511
Fandom-forced headcanon ships don't count

It's not a ship if it's real, they started masturbating each other on stream

Not even close

>>42627422
I want this to be real anon, imagine

>>42628592
>Kronmei
>Forced
Anon...

>>42628592
Kronmei is canon

>>42628596
heh, where is your Crossick now?

IRyStocrats seem to be angered that this is a thing

>>42628775
What could possibly make IRyStocrats mad about their oshi having fun with her friend?

>>42628775
IRyStocrats have been so falseflagged I don't know what to believe about them aside from the base "they want to fuck IRyS".

Kobo and Regis. At least ship people according to their proper orientation.

>>42628845
Non zero chance for a collab on valentines set the schizos off

>>42628775
HiRys is full of falseflaggers and unicorns

>>42627422
It's not even the most powerful side branch ship. Or EN ship. Or Council ship. One could even argue it's not even the most powerful Bae ship.

>>42628845
I'm not even an irystocrat and I think this is the most overdone forced "ship" garbage ever. It's just Bae latching onto someone else's "thing" to boost herself. Bae couldn't pull numbers and then started the Baerys stuff to latch onto iRyS and her stable numbers. Suddenly bae becomes popular and highly watched. Think, anon, think.

>>42627422

>>42629196
Back to your containment thread, schizo

>>42629093
this was true months ago, but surprised it is still going strong
Didn't they have a saner split?

>>42629305
It’s sane when IRyS has a long stretch of solo stuff. Not so much when she starts doing collabs. They love IRyS and hate everyone else.

>>42629304
Without being able to mooch off iRyS' numbers Bae would still be a low plateau, cope

>>42628596
Now they're masturbating to BL games together...

>>42628596
Audio Where?

>>42629631
Great I want to see a doujin about that and them going beyond just playing with themselves afterwards....

>>42629502
roru
rumao

>>42627422
When miori eventually joins hololive baerys will sink like titanic

>>42630604
Miori can't even compete with MuBae anymore let alone BaeRys...

>>42627422
This was the most entertaining duo EN collab I've seen since the start of this year
Top tier banter, breakneck conversation with zero dead air and also autism kino, they didn't hold anything back

>>42629093
This is just untrue

>>42627422
>IRyS has crooked toes
>Bae has crooked fingers
>IRyS is of advanced age and mentally 12
>Bae is of regressed age and actually 12
>Same hand size
>Bought matching rings
>Always shitting on each other while giggling like retards
Perfect synergy

>>42630802
Miori has kissed Bae on stream, there's no way she's below Mumei.

>>42632028
>He doesn't know about the nonstop orgy of the ORKhouse followed by Bae taking Mumei's sweater as a trophy

>>42627422
https://streamable.com/o1hvva
Link a holoEN/ID exchange gayer than this.

>Reine and Kiara talk more
>Reine and Kiara send each other gifts in the mail.
>Reine and Kiara collab semi-often.
>Reine and Kiara mention each other frequently
>Reine and Kiara went on a trip together to a honeymoon spot
>Reine and Kiara like trashy jrpgs
>Reine and Kiara push each others boundaries
>Reine and Kiara are planning a Bali trip
>Reine wants to induct Kiara into her ID harem
In terms of English-focused streamer ships, this is by far the most powerful.

>>42632544
Literal sex "PLAP PLAP PLAP" sounds
https://youtu.be/9G6sya73UTc?t=3255

>>42627422
>most powerful ship
>jobs to MuBae
What did OP mean by this

>>42633456
Mubae is the secret final boss that no one notices but it's always there, winning

>>42627422
I'm just glad IRyS found such a big fucking weeb in her same wave length that she can spend time with after feeling isolated post debut. T
hey obviously have different perspectives on their career in the company, but Bae knows how to be both professional and be a friend to her.
With how shitty both management and a good percentage of her viewers have treated her, IRyS at least has a fucking dumb and cute rat.

>>42633710
It's wild to me to hear how obsessed Bae was with Inuyasha given she's such a zoomer. Makes my ice cold heart melt just to know that zoomers are still gobbling up old, bad shonen romance.

Pavonashi will always reign supreme

>>42629196
Oh nyo people that watched IRyS found out that Bae is better, maybe IRyS should stop being boring if they would rather watch Bae

>>42633828
Bae is only a zoomer when it comes to western pop culture or references since she is supposedly internet sheltered, she's actually a huge weeb and can recognize damn near every Seiyuu in the industry just from hearing their voice

>>42633828
Why? The themes are global.

>Does not invite Gura to Disneyland
THEY HATE HER

>>42627422

>>42633828
I'm guessing it was all availability, her getting into Inuyasha was because of her sister and we knew that via the Christmas stream. Almost all of Takahashi Rumiko's work became more widely available at the turn of the century, like 7 out of her 8 already established series. So it was fairly likely for a girl at her sister's age to pick up one of those work in the 2000s, and Inuyasha was both the leader of the pack and the then ongoing series out of the bunch, which eventually got passed to her.
Can you imagine the timeline where it was Ranma 1/2 instead of Inuyasha that she connected with? We were honestly so close to that it's scary.

>>42633456
He said ship not friendship.

Kronmei is the most powerful. They even did a fanfic read together

>>42635156
average modern lesbian couple

>>42629380
>>42628775
>>42629011
They are in number 3 IRyStocrats who hate Bae. Only fucking 3. IRyS thread was raided by Nijiniggers during the stream. There is no way a thread can have 90+ ips which isn't /ggg/ for a not so buffed stream.
As an IRyStocrat, I think Baerats are the overall best fandom in En and yes we have been a lot better recently. We don't bite baits generally, today was an exception because we have grown on how to not reply to the shit posts trashing on IRyS. Eventually we will grow out of this too. And I am telling you even right now. Most of us agree Bae is a genuinely Lovable person. I can understand IRyStocrats getting angry because she might not do a valentine's day stream now that she is with Bae, but that too is alright I guess.

>>42633456
They're best friends, not lovers

>>42627489
Amesame didn't just die, it was dragged to the town square, flayed alive, dipped in salt, then in lemon juice, stoned to death as it was doused in napalm and set alight. And finally the remains were put into a car and hurled into the sea for an epic ending , only to unceremoniously fall on the rocks below.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1623354170744135680
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1623356915269922816

Noo noo noo. Don't look MuBae and TimeRyS fags

>>42635277
Honestly, yeah. Moom visiting Kronii after her Japan trip, their adhoc off colab before that, they aren't up front about it usually but its there.

>>42635333
I agree. As an IRyS fan, I would like to apologise on the behalf of my retarded brothers. You see we aren't necessarily the most smartest of people because of our oshi. But Bae is a sweetheart and deserves all the love. Anyone who hates her is a faggot

>>42635591
What the hell they ACTUALLY stayed up all night fucking after that stream

>>42635674
Who the fuck even hates Bae? must be shit stirrers not actual IRyStocrats or fans.

>>42635590
It was dead long before this happened newfag

>>42629196
>their friendship is """""forced"""""
Wow, they're pretty good actors.

>>42635689
"Short 1 hour video game session before bed"

>>42635794
No it wasnt.

Newfag.

>>42635739
It's unironically just shit stirrers and /#/fags who think they're in good company playing up minor grievances of IRyStocrats

>>42627422
GurAme is better and it’s not even up for debate

>>42635876
Did you just fly in from 2020?

>>42636006
2023, but keep sucking troon dicks BaeRyS fag

>>42635834
They stopped collabing since 2021

>>42636055
You could hide your falseflagging a little better than that anonchama

>>42636006
As the saying goes, Old World Blues.
He's too addicted to the past

>>42636055
Based retard

I'm so jealous of IRyS. I wish had a rat to mating press all night long.

>>42635739
I don't hate Bae, but I do hate that IRyS is going to stream with her on Valentines Day instead of doing a solo stream. Caraeoke was kino, and that stream was the birth of GuyRyS, so it'd be nice if she would acknowledge that instead of continuing to force a ship that got old a year ago. Honestly, I blame IRyS more than Bae.

>>42636302
It is my life's goal to lovingly press this rat

>>42627422
The rat is ear rape material, I don't like her.

>>42636574
I also want to rape this rat's big floppy ears!

Roberu Nightmea is the greatest one.

New to these two, who's the top and who's the bottom

>OP says hololive
>actually means HoloEn
All the main JP ships are stronger.

>>42637096
Bae loves to get dommed but can play the top too if need be

>>42637096
IRyS literally doesn't have the physical stamina to be the top. The warm up stretches from Ring Fit leave her gasping for breath. Bae tops by default.

>>42635333
>>42635674
I pray you may one day purge the schizos from the hallowed halls of /HiRyS/, love you my brothers from another oshi

>>42627422
It’s literally the only one that still exists, the three big ones were takamori, amesame and kronmei… but those were ruined because calli acting like that, ame was tired of being in gura’s shadow and kronii told all of her shippers to fuck off when she said shipping coworkers was weird… so yeah baeRys is the strongest ship because it’s the only one that isn’t completely dead

>>42628511
Do you not remember when kronii told her audience that shipping coworkers was weird? Any ship involving kronii died that day, so 3/4 of those ships don’t work… and FauMei is just incredibly forced, they’re friends and spend a decent amount of time together but that’s not a good enough reason for a ship

>>42632544
Pavonashi in their prime were something else...
https://streamable.com/x4l620
https://streamable.com/w0e013
https://streamable.com/xhh96k
https://streamable.com/v0yskn
https://streamable.com/p4clyo
https://streamable.com/gxhdss

>>42628511
Kronii said lesbian ships are not serious

>>42629023
Kill yourself hetshipping faggot, 99% of holofans don’t like hetships, they’re too real, shipping is meant to be fun, shipping a man and a woman who could actually end up together is weird, meanwhile shipping two girls who are just friends and enjoy the shipping culture is fine, but literally every single holo who has commented on hetero shipping says it’s bad, none of them are cool with it

>>42630802
Their ship is called PreyDator, not mubae you uncultured swine

>>42636367
>Honestly, I blame IRyS more than Bae
You're part of why there is a perception that IRyStocrats treat IRyS like shit, don't be the that portion of the fandom.
There are more things you can shit on her for without sounding like an entitled viewer, like how she's actually dogshit at taking care of her health, or how she once took hours to finish one single banana between tangenting and SC reading, that shit was nasty and probably gave her diarrhea afterwards.
Asking a streamer to acknowledge some recurring stick figure character that she made up really embodies how nonsensical vtuber fans are, it's like asking Mori to acknowledge Ghost Rider or Kiara to acknowledge the dumb mouse that lived in her place in Japan in 2020, or asking Gura to ever acknowledge Bloop's existence.

>>42637592
>IRyS could barely handle the warm-up stretches from Ring Fit
>Bae once did a 3 hour ring fit session as a warm-up for the gym

How can she ever hope to satisfy the rrat's endless stamina...

>>42637664
If all the schizos left hololive the company would go under, we pay the bills, you guys are gonna have to learn to cope, cover will always market to schizos cause those are the biggest payers

>>42638154
GuyRyS is the personification of the fans. Ignoring it is the same as ignoring the fans.

>>42628606
I can't wait for Pavonashi + Mori threesome when they go to Bali

>>42638188
dios mio...

>>42627422
OkaKoro?
SubaLuna?

>>42636367
>The two work together for months on a valentine's project to give back to their fans
>IRyStocrats get mad at their own oshi anyway
naruhodo ne

>>42638278
If GuyRyS also treats her like your idea of her fans do, good on her to ignore that guy rumao

>>42637928
Trying way too hard

>>42638452
>Bae imposes herself into the middle of what should be a special day between the streamer and her fans
>I'm supposed to be OK with that
Cuck mentality

>>42637592
>he's never heard of a power bottom

>>42638541
Are you genuinely feeling NTRd by a little rat girl having fun with her friend?

>>42638502
If wanting to not be cucked on Valentines day makes me a bad fan, I guess I'm willing to be a bad fan.

>>42627422
Hate it or love it, Takamori is the most compeling AND popular.

>>42637592
>>42638402
>>42638582
Bae WILL force you to press her until she's satisfied. The legs will NOT come unlocked until she's had enough

>>42639001
Imagine having daughters with her and then impregnating your daughters...

>>42639413
IRyS would know a thing or two about wanting to be impregnated by her father...

>>42639464
ISRAEL?

>>42638766
>
>

>>42628401
>there's literally no other EN ship anymore.
Bae and IRyS are the only two willing to play along with the business yuri so they win by default.

Once the Bali pity trip is over, Kiara's taking her Indo Princess back to the Maldives in December

>>42627422
Impossible...They even eclipse my favourite pairing, MICOMET. They're almost gay enough to stand a chance against okakoro. What THE FUCK is going on? I know its not real...I KNOW ITS NOT REAL BUT WHY

>>42629196
Anon, they grouped together because they debuted relatively close to each other and are in the same timezone. That's it.

IRyS and Ina were a far cuter dynamic before the rrat debuted. They had a neat little rivalry where Ina kept beating and one upper her at everything, but IRyS would never stop trying.

>>42641096
I can't believe Mori actually forced herself into that fucking trip
The saddest part is Kiara didn't even try to hide that it annoyed her.
>i can't just say no

>>42641271
The ancient lost period between IRyS and Council's debuts...

>>42641084
what if they fell in love with each other legit. I mean Irys' dad even gave his approval, and given that Irys seems like a total daddy's girl, if he sees how much Irys likes Bae, maybe its genuine? Yea it could have been a joke comment from him but him from not being into vtuber shit but getting a Bae thing to pair with Irys makes me feel like Irys either kept mentioning Bae to Dadrys or Dadrys payed attention and came to that conclusion himself. I need my meds...

>>42641271
Nah that continued for a while after Council debuted, but ended when IRyS beat the Tree Sentinel first. And it was hard for anything to develop after that since Ina disappeared for the majority of the rest of 2022.

>>42641131
Thier stream today was so fucking gay. There is no way they didn't fuck or at least passionately kiss.

>>42634054
>forever will they won't they

I got tired going into the micomet threads but I wish the two of them the best of luck. I'm glad Miko got over pekora

I've never seen business yuri as heterosexual as the BaeRyS ship.

>>42641662
Mama rat does listen to IRyS' music with Bae as well... Maybe you're on to something...

>>42641855
>went on a two person date to disneyland
>bought matching rings
>bae cooked food for irys
>sleepover after where they didn't sleep much

They sure are dedicated to their online personas haha, making up all this content on their trip

A lot of only childs in this thread

>>42643714
There's nobody left around to cockblock IRyS so she's taking what's hers and ravaging the shit out of that rrat

>>42632544
>literally went to the Maldives to have sex
not a single other ship can beat this

>>42644218
I think this is what happened. Ignore the guy who posted about their physical abilities. Personality wise Bae is extremely submissive while IRyS is very sexually aggressive. IRyS is a horny bimbo and there is no way, once they were left alone, that she wasn't assaulting the rats pleasure button mercilessly until the rat was seeing fireworks.

>>42644565
You even get a bonus of two ESL dummies with cute accents.

>>42632544
Good lord this is fucking gay

>>42632544
>>42637935
This feels forced harder than takamori or milhouse

>>42645461
>Forced
>Kiara and Reine talk often
>They took a trip together and Reine took some sexy underwater videos of Kiara
>The bathtub
>The tired callin during Reines birthday where Kiara is talking about how Reine reinvigorated her Hololive passion with their friendship
Eat shit retard.

>>42641271
Unironically true. It takes 2 was kino with InaRyS. That minecraft portal hub building stream with the fucking marriage RP killed any potential future kino from those 2.
I miss that time....

>>42645461
Cope

>>42645672
Does the ridiculous hyperbole of all this not sound forced to you at all?

>>42645672
But that's exactly what I mean, beyond the cute birthday interaction everything just seems like it's fanservice for the fans.

>KFP hijack another thread and try to make it about them
>BAERYS SHOWING GREAT CHEMISTRY!!! WHAT ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME ME
Like oshi like fan. You guys are pathetic.

>>42645914
It's a thread that asked if BaeRys was the best ship. Of course people are gonna come in and say 'No this one I like is better' and post reasons.

>>42645914
Very genuine looking post

>>42645914
To be fair the OP did seem to intend for arguments.
But in terms of Holoships, the ones that try and be blatant about in front of fans always seem to be the least believable, while the ones you just notice interesting interactions between the two shippies tend to have a lot more staying power.
MuBae is powerful for a reason, but it's also why BaeRyS is so strange since it started out as a joke ship between the two that Bae and IRyS exaggerated a lot, marriage/divorce meme, but then you see how they interact with each other when they're not doing their bit and historians would agree that "they were good friends".

>>42645672
I'm sure kiara and reine are a good couple for the fact that they are not just yuribaiting. I mean they genuinely sound like they fucked. But to me, a good ship is the romance and the fuck. I don't find them as compelling as other ships. I do wish my other ships fucked.

>>42646537
>they were so committed to the bit that they actually had sex but only as a joke
powerful...

>>42646537
>ones that try and be blatant about in front of fans always seem to be the least believable
Takamori is prime example.

Irys is super powerful. Imagine actually seducing the hottest straightest girl in Hololive.
Truly a sucubus

>>42646537
BaeRyS is pushed more by bae than it is irys at this point. There's even been a time bae randomly drunkenly called into an irys member stream tk gush about how much she loves her as a wife.
Its going to go the way of the original takamori sooner or later

>>42627422
baerys are both straight

>>42647313
>Imagine actually seducing the hottest straightest girl in Hololive
You know I never thought about it that way but that's actually very impressive, how is this horny bimbo so powerful...

>>42647018
No matter if you're dressing up as peko or pranking your homie with a brojob, if you decide to play a joke on a good friend it'll always end up in a gay(lesbian) relationship

>>42641333
I have high hopes of takapavomori threesome sex, mori's been very repressed and from what I heard, those three were really energetic during the new years karaoke

>>42647339
>Its going to go the way of the original takamori sooner or later
lol no it's not, because unlike Mori and Kiara, one doesn't pretend their friend doesn't fucking exist (Mori)
Mori's already been plenty transparent she was a huge piece of shit to Kiara at times during year 1, Bae and Irys have had none of that

>>42647729
I'm expecting it to go something like this >>42648123
Girls mention an absolute nothingburger that happened and one fanbase blows it out of proportion because it doesn't play along with their ship or personal views.

>>42647313
>>42647430
>>42647539
its like the manga I'm reading

>>42648423
Yes yes, I'm sure Mori's redemption tour for treating Kiara like a wayside obligation while she was leaving Japan is just "nothing" when Mori herself has acknowledged she could've done better
Watch streams retard

>>42648698
Will this be the fate of Reine if things go south with Kiara?

>>42645914
I love it when Anon's reading comprehension is THIS poor.

>>42645819
Having a joint vacation on the Maledives seems a bit beyond simple fanservice. At least it's less likely to be fanservice than basically anything else holomems did because of the time and money involved.

>>42642130
It's not like Miko can have Pekora anymore after the rape. She even has a security monkey

they are even more powerful than pic related, i'm jealous

>>42637780
>>42627489
>>42635590
>amesame
It's Gurame, newfriends.

>>42627422
HagRyS is threatened by the vigor of ratty youth.

>>42649850
have you never gone on vacation with friends of the same gender?

>>42650596
I have, and it ended in sex every time

>>42649850
Wait. Are you saying I'm gay for going on a vacation with my mates?

If Bae and IRyS actually had sex what would their child look like? That would be a massive combination of all kinds of mutt dna, lol.

>>42650787
What do you mean if?

>>42650031
>be included in a group collab together
>haven't communicated before then
>didn't communicate during and after either

oof, I wish I got to see how they broke up

>>42650695
nta but kiara and reine are gays for other things than the yuribait vacations. Obviously it's most likely that they didn't fuck

>>42627726
This. OkaKoro has been fucking for years. Unless they announce that they're dating or getting married they're not even close to OkaKoro.

what about noefure? i don't buy their shit that much, it's just that yurischizos says everytime they're real, they're the crossick from holo?

>>42650031
one of these two definitely cheated, theyre like taboo on each other's streams, this is why you dont shit where you eat but seriously

>>42651116
Eh, OkaKora barely registers anymore. As HoloJP has matured in age the discourse surrounding the group has become almost totally focused on a couple members. Namely Pekora, Miko, Marine, Suisei, Subaru, and Aqua (when she is active). This isn't like the initial boom period where all of them seemed novel and popular. Aside from the 6 I just mentioned the other members have kind of become irrelevant and have faded into obscurity.

>>42651328
Yea they're pretty much real. They treat their relationship like its no big deal since they pretty much are devoted to each other.

>>42647430
They acted completely straight during the collab today too. It was a good collab but I'm not sure why people are getting excited over it, this is exactly how all the heterosexual women I know act with their friends. Forget yuri, I wouldn't even call it yuribait, I wouldn't even call it business yuri.

>>42651015
i'm still undecided on whether they really broke up or they're avoiding each other in public for their own sanity. both of them had their chats flooded with shipfags spamming about crossick, so it makes sense to me why they'd want to kill it. even while they were actively doing collabs, tomoe brought this up as an issue that prevented her from having her own identity, since people treated her as one half of crossick and nothing more.

>>42652016
>business yuri
Like Kiara's flavour of the month ship?

>>42652016
nobody actually expects them to bang. they genuinely enjoyed each others company and thats enough.
they didnt have to fake liking each other. they are actual friends.

>>42650596
With friends, yes. With colleagues I've never met before, no.

>>42650695
No, but that wasn't my point anyway.

>>42652252
>austrian chicken fucking women from around the world on KFP's dime
I think I kinda get the KFP hype, lads

>>42652164
When I said they haven't communicated, I mean they literally have not. No twitter messages, supas, even during collabs. That's waaay beyond just avoiding each other just to solidify their solo image, it goes into literal mental illness. Neither have them have so much as explained the zero communication that has been having over them for months. MONTHS. These bitches hate each other, they def broke up.

>>42627422
>thers a /u/ faction that despise baerys cuz they think irys is straight (which might be true)

Does that bother anyone? I'm guessing its the same as the normal vtuber parasocial bullshit of not being a schizo and actually thinking the vtuber from the company is your friend and is totally not being chummy with you to extort your dollars. It's just harmless fun as long as you are not a lonely POS.

>>42652016
>Bought matching rings
>Tried to make hand farts with each other's hands
>Comfortable enough to physically slap each other on stream
>Comfortable enough to shit on each other
They are damn good at being cute, that's for sure
I think this is a case where the talents themselves are clearly having so much fun doing it that it's quite frankly silly to be so fucking serious about it and making arguements for whether it's a real ship or not, just kick back relax and enjoy the performance they put on even if it's in the moment larp since they clearly enjoy each other's company and so do I

>>42652016
yeah basically. gay femanon and i can enjoy some business yuri while knowing most of these girls are straight but with baerys there's not even plausible deniability, the girls themselves and their dynamic are just too straight

>>42653189
straight girl is a myth

>>42653843
You don't like dicks sister?
i'm a guy and i like dicks

>>42653957
Bae and IRyS are the straighest girls in holo

>>42652798
KFP self inserts as their based Oshi.

>>42652935
>No twitter messages, supas, even during collabs.
those are all public forms of communication. if you want to completely separate yourself from one of the most aggressive shipping fandoms in vtubing, a scorched earth approach isn't a surprising choice.
i definitely wouldn't rule out the possibility that they're done but as long as niji management are doing their jobs, we'll never know for sure.

>>42652798
That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

>>42654229
that's because it's purely sexual

>>42650268
Call it "i cant believe it's not butter" if you want, the point is that it's dead.

>>42650268
baffling post, it's always been AmeSame

>>42654077
They are both 100% straight which is what makes the fact they are lovers so hot.

>>42629093
>the shitters who watch every IRyS stream and spend every day in our thread aren't with us
>w-we swear!
cope

>>42655672
how can a lesbian lesbian a straight girl when she is straight herself?

>>42654314
Do you think Kiara understands what love is, or is her mind so skewed that she thinks it's just lust?

>>42655795
I think you're arguing on a false premise there

>>42655795
isn't that the same thing with Kiara's eggs though?

>>42655966
Idol culture induced prison gayness

>>42654314
I wonder if Marine and Shion still fuck every so often

>>42655966
Bae is desperate for any outlet to relieve herself through papa rat's custom chastity belt

>>42653189
/u/ is inhabited by unironic schizo trannies that hypocritically insist the voices behind a chuuba have to to be in an actual relationship for them to enjoy a relationship between the characters, pay them no mind

>>42656440
marine would've dropped hints by now, she's just too desperate otherwise. I get the feeling if she was in a relationship she'd like to share it with everyone

>>42627422
Bae x Roberu, Bae x Oga?

>>42657630
Alright nobody's even considered that second one

>>42657630
Both are threadreader ships.

>>42627422
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbiHGbvt0DI&t=3173s&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

>I now remember when IRyS held off streaming because she was listening to Bae sing inyuyasha songs

This is romantic...isn't it?

>>42658192
Yes, it is very cute!

>>42654229
>healthy relationship
Is any fan-oshi relationship healthy?

All of their interactions since Bae's arrival in Japan
>IRyS molested Bae and felt up her thighs while proclaiming who squishy and nice they felt
>They walked around japan holding hands the whole time according to Towa's account
>IRyS took a casual swig out of Bae's water bottle whenever she felt like it in public
>IRyS casually dropped a "Bae smelled really nice" in one of her secret endings
>They shared their plates of food and hotpot when at gatherings
>Cuddled on the train multiple times, Lean their head on each other's shoulders while listening to music
>Bae does IRyS' makeup for her and teaches her how to be girlier
>Slept in the same bed together and then shared an onsen where they talked about bushes and shrubs
>Bae body-slammed IRyS to wake her up for breakfast she prepared
>Frequently comment on each other's physical appearance in how cute or small the other is
>Bae had to stop herself from getting too gay while writing a new time capsule letter for IRyS
>IRyS non-challantly said "wanna fuck on the tv?" to Bae's face while they were at Mori's for the Chad cast offcollab
>They talk shit all to each other all the time trying to one up each other, whether they are collabing or not
>Had a very cute Gisneyland trip where they were too shy to talk to others but themselves and acted like brats on a roller coaster and were really cute having fun being Gisney nerds
>Bought matching rings and stones
>Compared hand sizes, made hand farts with each other's hands
>IRyS has crooked toes and Bae has crooked fingers
>IRyS keeps her nails long, Bae keeps them cut off at all times
>Make pregnancy jokes with each other all the time out of left field

>One of them is an internet sheltered 12 year old rat who's completely detached from pop culture but has great domestic skills and is quite fit as a result of her strict parenting
>The other is an Ojousama cake who's a total otaku, has very little life experience and is totally sheltered with zero domestic skills and is quite frail with parents who like to spoil her
>e.g Bae made IRyS honey chicken onions wings with rice for dinner last night and it turns out that IRyS has never eaten wings in her life before somehow so Bae had to teach her the proper method to eating them

I don't care if they are straight, they are too fucking cute. You all can call me a schizo all you want but I'm going all in on this ship
THIS IS MY REQUIEM

>>42628845
Irys is straight

>>42661756
In my dreams they exist as a couple. That reality is good enough for me. Thank you for the write up based baerys anon.

>>42638023
A sing of a weak man right there

>>42661756
That's actually so adorable. Even if they aren't romantic, their friendship sounds absolutely delightful. Friends made for each other, in a way.

>>42661756
Based schizo
They are so fucking cute, I hope their friendship lasts

>>42661756
>IRyS keeps her nails long, Bae keeps them cut off at all times
Poor Bae can never get any in return...

>>42663356
Irys gives off serious pillow princess energy

>>42664766
she spreads her legs so easy for bae

>>42663356
Fingers are overrated anyways

>>42627422
Yuricucks are pathetic
>THEY ARE
>THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>THEY ARE
Then the boyfriend happen and you go more

>>42661959
>

>>42627422
cringe

>>42671067
>happen
u really think they hiring gays?

>>42627422
MiComet and OkaKoro are strong ships too. Strongest ship in EN for sure.

>>42671067
Genuinely deranged post

>>42627489
It was never alive.
It was a derelict tanker chumkeks climbed on to because they desperately wanted to ship gura with someone. Too bad they are mostly 12 and can't fix anything so now it's lying next to the titanic.

>>42651430
We're talking of popularity of ships dude not streaming. But sure if you wanna go there, obviously the strongest would be PekoMiko if they let go of whatever grievance there is. There are still some attempts at clipping to link them together like I just saw a clip comparing how the two were similar in their Hogwarts stream.

>>42680293
NTA but no one thinks pekomiko is alive in the year 2023 and it really doesn't count if they try to get back together without explaining the big breakup - which of course they never will do.

>>42632544
>>42628606
>>42633146
Forced as fuck mainly from KFP

>>42680432
>>42680456
How did MiComet end up completely replacing PekoMiko?

What is even the appeal of watching two personas giving you peeks of their romantic (?) relationship when they will never announce it officially in any formal capacity or show you the depths of their love if they are really committed? Don't you guys get tired of being strung along, might as well read a romance manga that has something more definitive to latch onto.

I mean I see the appeal of your two fav vtubers hooking up, but this SoL bullshit ain't even yuri without kissing and sex.

>>42680456
>Pavonashi was the fastest thread on the entire board for the entire duration of the maldives trip
>But "It's all KFP !"
Hey, if it help you sleep at night

>>42681131
I live vicariously through IRyS flirting with Bae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3WzRrfwPkA
A challenger appears, so much for being "dead" huh.

>>42681224
but being a vtuber idol means that's all you'll be able to do

>>42681225
Don't show this guy what just happened in the rrat's karaoke stream

>>42641662
I'm pretty sure GroomeRyS can talk BAE into lesbian sex given enough time and foreplay. Yesterday they played BL game together, next time they might watch porn on their sleepover, girls like to do things together if you know what I mean.

>>42628756

You mean WAS before tempiss came into town

>>42628511
Every homosexual shipp involving Kronii got slaughtered by Vesper (and Regis to a smaller extent).

>>42681473
back to your containment thread

>>42681009
For starters, unknown to everyone, pekora and miko stopped collabing period. No one knows why, no explanation was given, and Miko even indirectly told everyone not to get their hopes up of them returning back to the good ol days. By chance, Suisei just started talking to Miko; the two barely interacted prior. Suisei and miko realized they had a lot more in common than they though and this personal rapport just never stopped growing. Their dynamic is different from pekomiko, but just as good if not better for the simple reason that they seem to be in love

>>42638023
homostar will never end up with a holo because no woman would date down from her social status

>>42661756
They are so cute....

>>42661756
Based BaeRyS schizo

>>42648698
>Mori's redemption tour for treating Kiara like a wayside obligation while she was leaving Japan

Ironically Mori's visit was a sort of wayside obligation, she was in Europe for Sydsnap wedding aka her anituber friend, not sure if she done rm concerts on top of that.

>>42647539
BAE is a naive virgin she doesn't understand her body or what she likes in a sexual way.

>>42647430
Wasn't IRyS confirmed lesbo? We know BAE likes effeminate dudes.

>>42682096
Irys is a sheltered kid who destroyed her brain watching anime
She doesnt know what the fuck she is and shes almost 30
Also no shes a hard dyke theres less than 5 in all of hololive

>>42682143
Shes not a*

>>42682096
Bae likes stoic edgelords, I'm not sure Itachi classifies as effeminate

>>42652164
Didn't something similar happen with Gundou and Roa? At least Roa blamed chat/shippers for Gundou ghosting her, she cried about it even in her last twitter message despite Meiro drama being completely unrelated.

>>42681225
It is after we know no girl can ever make her laugh as hard as some random dude by existing

>>42682203
I mean she likes holostars and kpop (BTS) she might as well be a lesbian.

>>42681307
Please elaborate? I wasn't able to catch Bae's karaoke stream today.

>>42682702
Mumei did the same thing and asked Bae to sing insecure for her which she did

Doesn't IRyS hate yuri?

>>42682879
She hates yuri tropes, kinda like you can dislike romance drama even though you are also looking for it in your life.

>>42682096
The irony is that they might be the only two girls in the EN branch period that are confirmed heterosexual

>>42682879
I don't wanna break her yuri hater image, because I think it's funny, but it isn't like that. She hates 1° the yuri on gundam 2° when the world forces them to be lesbians, when there's no male in the universe and the girls choose liking girls because "there's no other option". She wants genuinely yuri, like reading any shoujo manga, but with girls, the last one she like was Bloom into you. And 3° she's a woman, ofc she prefers BL

>>42627422
It's ShishiLamy and it's not even close.

>>42627422
What's with the sudden increase of BaeRySfags?

>>42687883
They had their first one on one offcollab after over a year of shipbaiting.

>>42642130
You fool, ambiguity is fun in their own way
The chasing part and sex are always the best part in romance manga

>>42627422
>shipping straight girls

>>42657630
Kek, I remember Bae x Roberu being spammed in global after Bae's debut, and her being disliked as a result. And then she collabed with IRyS and everyone acted like they loved her all along

>>42695384
Anon, no one in global actually really care about Bae, no one get less discussion in global outside of maybe Kronii

>>42695384
Over half of her streams right after debut were JP primetime aka peak SEA hours.
SEAnigs filling up global + a homolover in EN isn't a recipe for a healthy relationship

>>42627422
>Baeleech
>Ship

>>42695807
Back to /#/ with these deranged posts

>>42695462
You have either been in a coma for the last 4 months or you never visit global and are just pretending

>>42687883
They had actual, unironic sex

>>42687883
Have you watched the stream? have you seen how cute they were? It made my heart go all fuzzy

>>42627422
Only time I ever found BaeRyS interesting was when they did the "wife dubs my stream."

>>42687883
the other big en ships are dead

>>42702695
TimeRyS...

>>42629196
Then the fat wigger saw they attention BaeRyS was getting and decided to leech off their ship. It doesn’t get more pathetic than that.

>>42629196
retard

>>42627422
No one gives a shit about either of them. And TimeRyS had better dynamic but they didn't collab often at all.