/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42613379
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42613379
sauce: https://twitter.com/monkeesoup/status/1623104039037677568

hehehehehe

>>42613379
Frames:
Altare Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI
Shinri What the Golf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtNVfsPNTk
Vesper Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtcosE31pu0
Flayon Doodle Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCy03vMy_hg

I wish to ride Axel Syrios

>>42613571
Go to sleep, Magni

Axel hates trans people confirmed.

>>42613613
No I'm still playing Fortnite

>>42613704
He's japanese, we know

>>42613393
Amen.

Whats wrong with the wizard game? Just because they said no penis is allowed to a womens bathroom? Thats dumb and disgusting if it was the case

>>42613704
Why? Is he playing the magic game? That would be fun to watch, Astel was having a blast

>>42613830
Yet the same people will buy Activision-Blizzard games with active sex pests and criminals working at the company. Fucking wild world that someone says something on Twitter and gets treated like the anti-christ though.

EARLY VALENTINES GIFT
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1623281305848008706

>>42613830
It's dumber, the game itself is all for penis in girls bathroom, the woman who wrote the books is the one who is against it.
They chose the strangest hill to die on. I suspect because they themselves care too much about this franchise and can't think about the situation rationally.

>>42613830
Mostly this and the fact that's a Harry Potter game, form a franchise by J.K. Rowling, "the literal worst human being".
It also has no Ukrainian subtitles despite Ukrainians suffering.
And dozen other reasons.
Heed to none.

>>42613463
join the fucking collabs you old stinky man

>>42613911
How the fuck can I compete with Bettel?

>>42613979
At this point I think the dick severing joke got him softbanned from most collabs until he apologizes to Kronii and he's just so stubborn he refuses

>>42613911
MARRIAGE

>>42614065
Marrying your clone is haram

>>42613911
BEGNI STONKS RISING

>>42613885
>>42613912
So its not even about the game but the author. Man fuck troons cant they separate things

>>42613944
They said the same thing about Elon yet still use his platform, lmfao. Don't get me wrong I fucking hate Elon I just hate SJWs who like to ruin other people's fun just because they personally disagree with it

>>42614194
I hate how cowardly they are with their "threats" too. Just looking through Axel's replies there's a lot of "Don't do it, I'm warning you there may be repercussions" Like, fuck man just call the man a dickhead or something, don't hide behind some thinly veiled passive aggressive bullshit.

>>42614119
Cloning yourself is already haram brother

>>42613911
Ah, a son's love for his mama is a beautiful thing, a bettelful thing, if you will.

>>42614302
My wife

>>42614177
They really can't. They say that if you play the game you might as well be killing actual people

>>42614257
They bullied Pikamee, the sweetest child, of all people from playing the game.
All the boys should play it.

I can't believe Magni is mother to two baby boys

>>42614371
God, I wish.

what is this reference?
https://twitter.com/juzalovebot/status/1623156182675255296

>>42614371
Well they are troons so basically they are braindead

>>42614368
:tomato:

Even if they end up not playing it nothing guarantees they won't be playing it off stream lol troons keep losing both ways

>>42614065
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THANK YOU

>>42614412
>bullying the cute retarded kettle that has no idea about this western culture war
what the fuck is wrong with them

>>42614371
Saying "trans men" who still have a penis shouldn't be allowed in women bathroom is completely fair, the author shouldn't apologize to those troons
>>42614620
Vesper will play it lmao, he is a wizard

>>42614620
Have seen some absolute braindead takes that apparently for streamers if they play it on their own time offline it's better than doing it online to their audience where they're allegedly saying that they want transpeople to be murdered, and that justifies the hate, because they don't need the "wizard game" but transpeople do need their rights which playing the game apparently takes away.
Fucking unhinged if you ask me.

>>42614581
Thank you I'll be here all night.

I want to watch Altare rape

when will vesper return his balls i'm tired of waiting

Any...Axel x Manechan here?..since Zetaxel is no longer relevant.

>>42614775
his star senpais.

>>42614783
Only Axmag, sorry

>>42614720

>>42613911
enough you sick freaks, they are father and son
what a nice gift for pops!

>>42614783
I self insert as manechan

Altare should behead Vesper for betraying the guild.

>>42614865
ToT

>>42614035
you can’t, you’re just a magmite. kys

>>42614775
Bettel, and then watch Magni do the same with sloppy seconds~

>>42614883
He should make Vesper give him head.

>>42614883
Yeah beheading vesper with his dick

>>42614720
Vivisper

>>42614883
and use him as tenga...

>>42614883
That would be a fun judge magni part 2
"The trial and execution of Vesper Noir"

>>42614846
HOT

I dont like bettel, i tried

>>42614783
I think it's cute :3

>>42614940
Cute

>>42614482
cute

I don’t like Magni, I tried

i don't like tempus, I tried

I don't like dick, I tried.

These new ritualposts are weird... Post old ones onegai...

hate regis altare

100% honest thoughts on women?

magni

I want hear Axel knotting Magni

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noire, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

I wanna molest someone. I'm gonna hold their hands and play with their fingers and feel the warm coming off it. If it's clean then I can put it on my head like a small weight and sleep like this.

Magni INTERCOURSE.

>>42615328
The one I love is the bestest, don't care for the rest.

>>42615265
>would you kiss the big chree if you had the chance, altare?

>>42615328
I literally have no interest in them
t. gay fudan

>>42615401
nostalgic... old /MANS/...

>>42615328
The anime ones are cute, but the 3D ones are smelly and gross.

How was Magni's emote and fortnite streams?

>>42615328
I wish they liked me as much as I liked them.

>>42615597
Emote menshi was nice and cozy, really filled my magbatteries

>>42613979
I think it's pretty clear at this point that he really just can't for a reason or the other
>>42614666
Is there a key word I can search to get all of these reaction images? I miss quite a lot of the boys and just have no idea of how to find them beside just scrolling through the archives hoping someone posted them

Would you kill the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

All the collabs are open invite.. do you think Altare has willingly joined OW to be with the boys? Or will he not be one of the 5

>>42615597
100% recommend menshi emote stream

>>42615328
2 scary 4 me
They smell nice, laugh at my jokes and their smile feels like butterflies and I don't trust that.

i want to marry flay and have him be my househusband that will greet me every time i come from work with "Would you like food, a bath or maybe... me?"

>>42615702
I would kill Him with kindness!

>>42615328
3D women are cute but I like 2D women more

>>42615719
Nope, no way

I sometimes feel bad for Bettel when he does a bit and then finds out Magni has done it before...

>>42615328
Like all people, some of them can be hurtful and pretty downright awful, but when there's that one that just gets you and loves you, it's probably the greatest thing ever.

>>42615719
if it were any other game i’d say he’d be there but he now hates overwatch so much that i would be SHOCKED if he was. he’ll probably stop by the chat though

>>42615930
I love these guys and am happy that both of them are in holostars, but god... the amount of things they have in common...
Failed clone experiment kek, I feel for that guy

>>42615930
i feel bad for Magni when he's already done a bit that Betsy's doing and Magni doesn't get half the recognition

>>42615719
>open invite
where's VESPER
Come on my man

>>42615930
It's clear that Magni just needs to get more inspiration from the source and become even more Jerma.

>>42616093
How many times does he need to skip group collabs before you people understand he no longer does them

>>42616054
When has this ever happened though? It's not like Bettel is some massive runaway hit and Magni is neglected, whenever there's an overlap between them his chat constantly brings up Magni?

>>42616157
when he skips a collab with Holo that have other Tempus members in it.

>>42615719
Huh? Wait did anyone mention Overwatch or is it scheduled? Haven't watched the VODs this week yet.

>>42616157
He's just taking a break from them, he's coming back full force next week

>>42616270
Bettel is playing tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1622457952853540864/photo/1

Blue guys
https://twitter.com/namuramu75/status/1622907072198381573

>>42616397
LEADER CUTE~

>>42616027
They are so similar with the media they have consumed they literally could be twins in that sense. I'm glad that they're playing so much together because they are having fun even if I am just the tiniest bit jealous that it's not Axel lol, I want the puppy to play too

>>42616397
Rio pigtail....

>>42616397
Why does Rio look like he got bbl..? Still cute tho

this artist is 1 drawing away from putting fish fucking in shinri's tag https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1623201045764771841?t=SF-FH-7fDnGANGj0fVE0dw&s=19

>>42616601
This is the hardest I've seen someone yume through art

>>42616601
>35P
what a weird overlap. shinri really did something for her huh...

>>42616601
i actually have a sketch for that.

>>42616730
please share kek

>>42616601
Seeing people who aren’t EOP get into Tempus is weird but cool to me.

>>42616601
Fat fucks

>>42616813
Considering SEA, spics and nips, aren't non EOP probably the majority of their fans?

>>42616889
all me

>>42616813
You do realise, that Tempus has a huge SEA audience? And there are a great deal of Tempus clip channels in Chinese.

>>42616601
I wish I was this brave, I could never post yumeart on twitter, way too personal

>>42616813
Shinri has a lot of those, it's interesting

>>42616813
How new...? Hongkonger and Taiwanese provide decent amount of money for both of EN and JP

>>42616992
i love this one, s/he's been drawing him nonstop
https://twitter.com/siawaseki05/media

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1622506288939929600

>>42617064
>the sub account cover
kek she's head over heels

SHOTA STATUS: CORRECTED

>>42616889
is this the first time an artist is openly lusting and using the art tag of their oshi?

>>42616813
Wait until you notice there are women who are quite well known in HoloEN community following Tempus secretly to the point they made subaccounts.

>>42616397
Altare's exposed shoulders ToT

>>42616397
AOSTARS SUPREMACY

>>42616397
I wished they collabed again

>>42617148
This made me remember that the Magni AI from anon /here/ doesn't exist anymore and now I'm sad...

The story follows the Virtual YouTubers (VTubers) of the Tempus General group, which consists of Axel Love, Magni, Bettel, and Shinri. Axel and Magni are in a relationship, and Bettel is their mutual friend. The story follows the group as they interact with each other and play various video games. The key points of the story are the relationships between the characters, the comedic moments, and the discussion of various topics related to gaming and VTubers. The message of the story is that relationships between VTubers can be just as meaningful and entertaining as relationships between real people, and that gaming can be a great way to bond with friends.

>>42618124
Huh, is this an ai summary?

>>42618124
>Axel Love
>Axel and Magni are in a relationship
Kek

>>42617148
what are you doing with my son

>>42615438
You sick fuck, that's too far.

>>42618124
Can you post the key points too kek

>>42617539
Wait what, why?

why do i want to lovingly make sex with tempus BUT ALSO like. rape them relentlessly?

anyway i love tempus and i love (you)

>>42618691
__chu~*__

>>42614035
Actually you can gift skins to people in fortnite but I’m not sure if you need to be in their friends list

>>42613979
>collab-begging

>>42619087
This is the worst timeline

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1623310229843886083?t=qZ6SISIHB8BeMSfSMIED6Q&s=19

>>42619087
kek vesper should add community rules to description?

>>42619327
holy kek

>>42615668
What hints at him being "banned" from collabs? Did he ever express the wish to join one? I don't watch him anymore, but from what I've seen he just doesn't want to collab for whatever reason. Vesties really need to face reality, it's his decision and not managements or the other boys doing.

mane-chan cute

>>42619457
nothing, everything is a rrat.

>>42619327
he's gorgeous... his mama loves him so much

Magni calling Altare a dumbass was so cute

>>42619087
>new ip
i really hope this is a shitpost

>>42619327
she is almost sakusya-mama level... if only she drew bettel more...

I fell asleep with Magni's Fortnite and had a dream about him giving me tips on discord call for my Holostars debut, I want that life back, give it back to me

Axel please play the stupid wizard game, I want self righteous Twitter users out of the fanbase and being flooded with shitposters from /here/ for one stream is worth it

>>42619896
You have to earn your dreams anon.

>>42616782
gomen, broanons. please, please don't look. https://files.catbox.moe/78rak9.jpg.

>>42620208
Kys

>>42618677
I don't know, when I try to use it it says that it isn't available to chat

>>42619327
Two completely unrelated people from opposite sides of the world partnered as virtual mother and son, and it somehow works. What the fuck is this magic.

>>42620208
oh my god

>>42620208
Holy guacamole

>>42620208
is this really the first thing i click on opening this thread

>>42620208
Fucking hell...

>>42620089
>being flooded with shitposters from /here/ for one stream is worth it
>he thinks it would only last for one stream

>>42613463
GLASSES

>>42620208
i love this thread

>>42620208
Incredible. I'm actually impressed on some level.

>>42620208
:O

>>42620208
You never cease to amaze me, /MANS/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6v0DG8Ko2c
>koipanions
>shinri's feet

>>42620208
god help this thread

Mama and son love

I just think Axel playing it would be fun. It would probably be a stream full of the comfy reminiscing light zatsu he does when talking about his childhood. He already mentioned that he watched the movies with the JP dub with his mom, and he probably went to the amusement park with some hot bitch too to make me seethe. He doesn't have to finish the campaign, a couple of streams would be worth it already.

>>42620583
>Male feet
No way fag

Axel, where is the batsu

>>42620632
wouldn't it be cute if mama senzaki opened her house to bettel when he goes to japan for work

>>42620715
>Axel
>batsu
Anon…

the whiplash from fish fucking to senzaki mama playing with legos is why i love /mans/

>>42620632
mako-san love!

>>42620715
He's planning on reciting his poetry to Magni in person, using the sultry voice that guy likes.
Please wait.

>>42620715
sorry he did sussy ASMR as batsu on discord VC

>>42620777
>letting a white man around her she stay with her
lol
lmao

>>42620910
better than letting in an ESL brown into her home

>>42620632
i love artists when they share little tidbits about their kids like this its so cute. it makes me happy.

>>42620715
The poem was about Magni's ass and how he wants to fill him up so they decided that it would best to leave it in discord

>>42620715
He's never going to do it

Magni being knotted by Axel onegai...

>>42621149
NO.

does anyone have the axel "fuck both you guys in the ass" tweet

>>42620715
Ill do it once I have enough time. Going through some tough moments rn so just wait hehe :33

>gay porn
>gay porn
>gay porn
>gay porn
>gay porn
>GAY POOOOOORN

>>42621265
Why not...

>>42615328
As someone in HR, a place filled with women, I'm used to it. I even get invited to eat in korean BBQ sessions with them. They keep borrowing my jacket though because they say my cologne smells good which is kinda annoying in a cute way.

>>42621284
STOP LARPING AS MY OSHI

>>42621327
Axel's knot is only for manager-san(s)

>>42621359
You dont know that. I might be Axel and YOU might be Axel.

>>42620715
This cowardly dingo...

>>42620777
>trips
Bettel will be friends with her son kek

>>42621149
Stay patient for the offcollab, they’ll have a handcam where Axel just can’t stop touching and grabbing Magni’s hand, making them both increasingly horny and frantic, and right before the stream cuts early we’ll hear Magni yelp as Axel jumps him

>>42621359
you should correct grammar as axel's written and prove you are a proud axelotl

i think sisters here should tone down the gay hornyposting a little bit so the straight brotuber anons won't get too alienated.

Y'know if you really think about it, Magni's buttbaby arc is the ultimate BL.

Right, so
>Bettel is Magni and Altare's buttbaby
>Hakka is Magni and Axel's buttbaby
>Altare is Magni's husband
>Axel is the attractive coworker he's having an affair with behind Altare's back.

>Hakka
He was given to Axel to raise, but pawned off onto Shinri. He grew up wanting to become a great singer like his father, and accidently runs into Magni during his highschool days, where he's friends with Bettel, and falls in love with Magni there. Always coming over to serenade the man.

>Bettel
Yandere son. When Altare is your dad, you're just gonna be fucked up idk. Really really happy that his mama's respondent to his personality, everyone else finds him a bit intense, so he's convinced that his mama's the only one for him.

>>42621373
DYRBI

>>42620208
I'm sorry but it reminds me of 376588

>>42620208

>>42621717
Imagine trying Hakka to a bed and tease him with multiple vibrators until he cries from overstimulation.

>>42621717
Well the straight brotuber have to tone down their straight hornyposting too and then we'll talk

>>42621815
>trying
sister...

>>42615401
me unironically

>>42621766
I can't believe Magni's two baby boys are in love with him...

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI

>>42621841
Let them be, the hakkitos are trying...

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI

daterape intro...

>>42621887
We are just some little eggs, give us time.

>>42621651
I believe this, except it'll be Magni being weirdly handsy for once. Axel doesn't mind, but when Magni doesn't stop and acts a bit cheekier when Axel asks him to tone it down- he puts a little more growl into his voice, 'Stop grabbin' me ya hoe.' And Magni falls to his knees.

>>42621717
Straight brotubers can join in on the fun too, just keep it on topic

>>42621717
Imagine tying Hakka to a bed and tease him with multiple vibrators until he cries from overstimulation.

>>42621882
Fuck I forgot

>>42621828
I wish I could see straight hornyposting in this thread

he's sore ToT

>>42621945
Brattamer ToT

>>42622013
Magni X Tempus Boy is perfectly straight though?

>>42621945
Uoh ToT Axel's bdsm results really gets the brain going with scenarios like this

>>42621717
I'm a straight brotuber and I do not give a shit about anything the fujos post.

>>42622062
Uh huh sure

i didn't know dungeon reset was on webtoon

When will he read good stuff...

>>42621717
"Axel, stop posting on /MANS/. I'm here, next to you." The alchemist said in a bored tone.
"Hehe, look, Maguni. Your fat dumpy in this ecchi picture."
"Even though the real one is right here? Magni takes his hand and guides it to his gorgeous butt.
"Yo, tmr is handcam stream, dude

>>42621905
No bettel no watch

>>42622013
There's some for Tempus R63 but no one posts about them anymore.... C'mon why do you think Magni went out of his way to design each of them

>>42622013
Why? The rest of the board if full of it already.

>>42622046
It'd be nice if Axel notices Magni's weakness to his voice, especially when he adds a bit more of a dominating tone to it, and continues to tease the man for it, 'Ehhhhh-- I though the hoe thing was a joke, you really ARE a slut, Maguni!'

I will fix his intense shit taste

>>42622315
Bettel would be sad that you disrespect his father

>>42622420
Cannot be done. It's a key part of his persona at this point.

>>42622251
plenty of manhwas are on webtoon recently. that's why TL groups are dropping a lot of them.

>>42621651
>D-dude, stop grabbing my hand. haha Do you like my hands so much? I guess they are all right.
>Yeah man they're kinda nice to touch ngl. Bet they would taste good too.
>Ehh? Bro, don't eat my hand will ya? I still need them to play Apex with you.
>Hm, that's true, but just touching is fine right?
>Uhhh, idk man...
>Don't be like that Maguni, handholding isn't lewd, it's not like we're kissing each other.
>Ah, haha, yeah, I guess it's fine then.

ENTER PAPI CHULO

>>42621773
Ugly :(

Add to the spreadsheet

he's so gaijin in every language

Altare please never speak Spanish ever again

>>42622406
ToT

>cum
i just did... ToT

LMAO

I fucking hate isekais

>2012 was 20 years ago
I'm old...

don't talk about horses... please...

>>42622993
anon, you math skills...

Cute fat fuck

>>42623008
But horse is Magni's favorite animal

kdramas are so fucking bad...

>>42623141
They're cheesy as shit but there are some tolerable ones like Kingdom.

Why is altare afraid of feeling emotions

>>42623179
Scorned

>>42623105
Ugly :(

>>42622993
time traveller chama...

>>42623177
I hate that show because it made it harder to look for the Kingdom manga stuff

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1623326138851524611
KEK

>>42623141
Something about Kdramas really attract the normiest audience

>>42623105
I love this cute fat fuck so much

>>42623266
Holy kek HE FELL FOR IT LMAOO

>>42623266
KEK MY SIDES

>>42623266
What is he talking about?

Altare is cute today but god i don't care about kdramas

>>42623266
>Axel thought this was the actual game
https://twitter.com/PistolRick/status/1622606193481994240?s=20
Fucking hell

>>42623266
I love this man so much.

>>42623414
>>42623456

>>42623414
Harry Potter

Does he not mute anymore

>>42623266
HOLY KEK

>>42623255
Ah I see. Just need to be more specific with the Google searching anon

>>42623456
kek
I love this dingo

EVANGELION MENTION

Axel GTA Online would be kino

>>42623595
"Kingdom live action adaptation"

Bad takes incoming

HE HATES SHINJI

HE FUCKING HATES SHINRI

Anything interesting in the last 30 minutes?

HQ aren't Leader's homies...

>>42623884
not really, only webtoon talk

God I hate leader's anime opinions so much that I wanna fucking correct him by gluing him to his chair and force him to watch the entirety to Evangelion.

>>42623884
he's shitting on eva and black clover right now

>>42613979
he said no collabs for 2 month

>>42623939
evangelion sucks let it go

Leader hates Shinji because he is just like him

>>42623266
Lmao this dumbass

Most people who hate Shinji seem to relate to him in some way, just saying

>>42624023
Does that mean Leader eeeeejaculates to a comatose patient?

>>42624023
We know that, Altare literally did admit that himself

>>42624023
I wanted to force Shinji to crossdress and fuck his ass

>I will read the most dogshit 5th-rate gook comics, one after another
>uhhh this classic show that has been so influential that it has been a classic for 30 years? Yeah there's a character I don't like in that so fuck that lol

I want to forcefeed Bettel steel cut oatmeal and watch him cry over the texture of it

>>42624060
>i'm so fucked up

>d.gray man
i forgot about it during its insanely long hiatus...

>>42624106
KEK

>>42622406
man axmag gets all the hot mans fic scenarios

>>42624118
It's not even similar to pre-hiatus at this point.

>>42624089
he just said he binged read full metal alchemist and chainsaw man recently

>>42624163
But not that many fics... It's a trade

>>42624089
EVA sucks, deal with it

I'm glad he's considering D.Gray-man, I love that series so much.

>>42623266
axel's stupidity is so different from bettel's but also endearing and charming, wish i could articulate what the diference is

Leader is so cute...

>>42624301
Axel's stupidity has some kind of appeal (I'm guessing that's the word you're looking for?) and it attracts the yumes foe some reason.

>>42624257
Same. My favorite character is Axel!

So axel saw harry potter mod 9n gta 5 and thought this was the game? Kek what a fucking retard.

>>42624379
So does Bettel's though?

>>42624225
the only ship with more fics than it is almond tho. the state of tempus fanfics is just sad in general.

Leader is broken inside and out...

All these boys are injured

>>42624301
Naivety?

>>42624403
Then I don't know what the hell is the difference between Axel's and Bettel's stupidity.

>>42624379
so does bettel's, i think part of the difference is axel acts clueless about his own stupidity and isn't purposeful about it, bettel leans into it like the sad clown he is

>>42624414
You are right, I'm just greedy because I've reread them all so many times.

>>42623759
Axel needs to have his nigger moment like miko did. Watch him save tempus with that alone.

asian childhood in a nutshell

>>42623456
lmao dingo. i wonder if this is also to allow himself to wiggle out of playing hogwarts (which i wouldn't blame him seeing the insane fuss over it right now)

>between my crack

The asian experience...

>>42624399
Mine is dumber Sasuke.

>>42624608
He should play whatever he wants and troons needs to get over it or simply not watch the stream.

Axel is dumb (not really) (he's very perceptive) (he's just mostly not trying).
Bettel is dumb (alien) (affectionate).

>The Creatures
God I feel so old man...

>>42624399
>>42624647
>Allen = Altare
>Kanda = Vesper
>Lavi = Axel
>Linalee = Magni

>>42623884
boring as usual

>>42624089
based

he's so asian it hurts

>>42624682
i agree i'm just saying it's understandable if he and management don't want to deal with the outrage over it. he makes it clear he's ok with "supporting" harry potter for even saying he's interested in playing the game anyway.

>>42624089
I tuned out of Eva by episode 3.

SPREADSHEET?

HE IS THE SPREADSHEET ANON AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh using spreadsheet for poker is actually smart, every player can have a different tab

He loves poker

>>42624301
Axel is dumb in a childish, almost innocent way.
Bettel is dumb in a pouty manchild way.

The subtle difference is that Axel is unaffected and cheerful when he has a dumb moment, while Bettel kind of flails around and throws a fit to get more laughs.

I like both, but the appeal is different for sure.

FULL TEMPUS WHEEL OF TEMPUS

>>42625030
SSSHHHH DON'T LET THREADREADERS KNOW

Altare is so fucking hard headed. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen JPstars playing poker games before. You don’t have to create it leader

>>42625088
Autism please understand

>>42624954
Don't forget even if >we label them as dumbasses, they're still two certified gifted people lmao
The other is Magni

Leader is a numberfag...

>>42625030
>FULL
Man that word scares me...

Vesper...

GODDAMNIT AME

oh god...

Newfag to vtubers here, the Tempus boys had a lot of hate back then?

>>42625186
>AME
?????

I keep looking at Shinri behind him

>>42625277
altare mentioned her

>>42625253
Lol "back then".

>>42625253
>back then
Anon...

>>42625253
Yes, Altare especially bore the brunt of the hate, a lot of it for things out of his control.

>>42625253
They were the first male holoEN members, incel are seething

>Regis hasn't played PIU in awhile
understandable Regis. One of the people I used to follow now just streams Sea of Thieves, and he's even better than Fefemz

>>42625310
>>42625324
>>42625333
Well shit. Looks like I need to continue supporting these fuckers more. I love Bettel, Dezmond and Altare more though

>>42625405
>dezmond
WHO

>>42614050
based if true but unlikely, she liked it

if he was bonked, it probably was another fight with managment

>>42625405
Cute anon

>>42625454
your mom

>>42614050
the full tempus collab changed before the monopoly collab happened. vesper was just going through an anxiety period man

tarkov bros...

>>42625462
>if he was bonked, it probably was another fight with managment
I would think it would have been what happened that Saturday with Altare

Tarkov...

Not my Tarkov....

>>42625405
Enjoy your time. Don't take anything /here/ seriously too.
Especially when people falseflag lmao

BET THAT'S HIS GF BIRTHDAY...fuck

>>42625623
That friend? Me.

>>42625623
It's the friend that got him into the guitar

>>42625623
altare is the kind of guy that would remember his gf's birthday and definitely keep it clear from the get go, yume

This story makes me so angry every time I hear it

He murdered the towing company people...

>>42625454
You know who it is. The fag of Tempus.
>>42625517
>>42625605
Thanks anons. Tempus reminds me of the shit my friends do back then. So it's nice seeing shit like this again.

US is something else huh...

Seeing his model eat is so funny lmao

Why life hates him…

damn americans you live like this?

What a fucking shit country

Where will Altare drive?

>>42625761
It makes his face look like when you spray a cat in the face with water.

I thought you just pay once just like in GTA...

>>42625349
Oof. That's unfortunate for them. Then again knowing how those kinds of people are, its good that they are powering through all of that hate.

How is that legal

I bet Altare wont even using a condom..cause its too Adulting..welp

>adulting
GOD LEADER WHY ARE YOU SO CRINGE SOMETIMES AAAAAAAAH

>>42625878
ToT

DAVID

His neighbour sounds like Wolverine

david kinda cute

David is so fucking chad. Is he a fucking CEO of some zhang company?

>>42625901
It's a key feature of his personality. He cannot eliminate the cringe or he will cease to exist.

altyume prime...

Why does he say konbanwa after arigatou?

chances he's lying

>>42626021
He's saying thank you in Korean not konbanwa, anon...

>>42626021
He probably thinks it's "good morning" kek

>>42626029
well he said "fake it till you make it"

>>42626052
I though it was something like kamsammira?

>>42626029
Hello altareschizo

Uh oh

>>42626021
deafchama...

leader is a millionaire...

bet that..hoodie smelly asf...when is the new oufit huh?

>>42626111
There's many ways to say thank you in Korean.

>>42626183
Imagine the smell of Axel's leather pants

oh they have minimum hours?

>>42626183
SSNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>42623953
Apex.
>He said Ollie had it planned for a long time
Shit excuse, a collab is a collab if he can participate on the tournament there's no excuse to not be on a group collab.

>minimum length each week
So this pretty much confirms that cover has an established minimum hours of stream per week, right? Or maybe it's self imposed.

>>42626208
Naruhodone

HOGWARTS MENTION

HERE IT COMES

oh boy HERE WE GOOOO

HE'S NOT PLAYING CUZ THE TRANNIES

weak leader

>doesn't want to get hate from trannies
Based leader

They won...

He's scared of the hate kek understandable

>outed as a fake fan
KEK

TRANNIECHADS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

Leader is transphobic. Based

>>42626356
weak

good i don't want to spend a week shitting on trannies to defend him

Dammit Altare...
>won't play because of the hate he'll be getting
>has tanked all of the hate for Tempus
Don't be a pussy man :((

It would have been okay if he didn't acknowledge the "controversy"