/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42564566
>roastie whore like numi
>autistic
No

Hyperrealistic Western GFE

>>42564566
>It's common knowledge that guys are dense and dont understand subtle hints
Women unironically think LOOKING and GLANCING at a guys general direction is a good flirt...
God women are retarded.

>>42565877
Women looking at your general direction thinking its good enough for someone to make a move, and then on the other side you have a bunch of sexual harassment accusations from guys that thought that was good enough of a hint and decided to approach. Girls unironically dug their own grave with that shit.

>>42566363
Okay school shooter, relax. People have known what was really up with women for decades as they have more or less been saying the same shit for years when it comes to dating. Now it's just higher stakes emotionally and in some instances legally for less desirable men. In a way, the women won, because Chad's gonna fuck whoever, like always.

>>42564602
If a grill gets no dick and no bf is she still a roastie whore?
not defending numi idk about her

>>42566460
Women only win if you marry them so they have someone to financially support them and their bf. Don't play their game, embrace 2D anon.

>>42566460
>In a way, the women won, because Chad's gonna fuck whoever, like always
No, women lost, because while Chad will fuck whoever, he will rarely settle for anyone, and that's what women want from Chad - great sex and commitment.

>>42567947
Exactly, in the end everyone loses (except chad).

Last woman had to rub her ass on my back for me to notice

>>42566460
You can smell the estrogen through this post.

>>42564566
Man those are some nice tits and sadly yeah. I let a cute as tomboy slip right through my fingers because I had no clue she was into me, if you like them just go for it dude.

>>42564566
Yes, but dont take this video as proof women like you, they dont.

>>42566363
Yeah thinking women looking at you is flirting, is a good way to end up as being seen as a the local weirdo.

>>42568179
>things that never happened

The only time I noticed a girl liked me was when she pressed my arm in-between her boobs. I then proceeded to drop my spaghetti.

Most men just assume nobody is into them, because 80% of the time they will be right.

>>42564566
Guys are dense and women are shit at showing affection but she must be trolling.

>>42569656
what is "trolling"

>>42566460
>women won
In what world retard?
90% of women got dicked down by their roster of chads, but chads being chads knew that these were just hoes so they never WIFED them. That's the win condition for a woman. To find a man willing to MARRY them and look after them (financially and physically)
most of them end up lonely and bitter or lonely bitter single mothers
It's a lose lose for anyone that isnt chad or a smart rare high value woman

>>42567589
There is no doubt in my mind that numi is lying through her fucking teeth about being a virgin.
She's probably on like 30 bodies now

>>42568179
>>42568703
>>42569002
Last time I thought a girl was hitting on me was on a programming class where she kept touching my hands and complimenting the lenght of my fingers, when I tried to ask her out she just laughed and said she already had a boyfriend

>>42571158
man wtf is wrong with women

>>42568616
>things that never happened
anon I live in brazil this is common, sorry for you

>>42564566
I thought it was Mumei. I'm reporting you to the Better Opies Bureau

>>42570189
anons are newfags and /vt/ards are bad with internet culture but you must be trolling

>>42573183
3rd world women unironically know how to approach a man unlike 1st world ones.

The only autistic chuuba on the map is Nina Kosaka. Post a refutation

She isn't actually that autistic. It's just kayfabe.

>>42565877
Numi is a virgin who wants to get laid. It's pretty obvious why she's had no luck so far.

>>42564566
Why the fuck cant they just be straight forward, just say something to me ffs. These kind of nothing hints are why its impossible to tell if shes just being nice, is friendly in general or she wants more. I hate this shit

>rizz
i don't like this new word. i hope it doesn't catch on

>>42564566
god I love women

>>42564566
Kys. I'm not giving your shitty clip about some random whore a single view.

>>42564566
It's not being dense, It's avoiding a sexual harassment lawsuit or a rape accusation. A woman needs to fucking spell out she wants to fuck me or I'm not getting involved.
I got fucking chewed out for holding a door open for a woman once. Modern women scream harassment for everything.

>>42564566
Numi is one of the few vtubers who actually makes me feel disgusted watching her

I prefer being willfully oblivious. People think you’re dense, so they have another reason to leave you alone. Women may or may not (mostly may not) engage, but I just say I’m celibate to deter that. I highly doubt a woman exists that isn’t over-reading every situation, Numi included; I don’t need that kind of trouble.

>>42570364
She's too retarded for that.

>>42568105
I don't feel like a winner, I was just chilling

>>42564566
>women create situations where they can lead you on and say they're "just being nice" if they decide they don't want a relationship
>if you aggressively flirt in some situations if she's nuts enough you can literally get the cops called on you for being a creep
I want to feel like this chick is making a joke but she might be serious. But hell if I'm going to ask out the dozens of women who look me in the face while smiling while I'm just trying to buy a case of beer. That's not flirting, that's not even a 'signal'. Western women are just infuriatingly shit.

>>42574128
Imagine actually believing this. There are no 'autistic female virgins' because even a woman who is in a coma can get fucked by a horny male nurse. Well that's not a good example because of that chick who got impregnated by a corpse. However my point is a quiet guy will just be a wallflower man even if he's handsome because women will be waiting for him to make a move, while a wallflower woman will be viciously banged by her chad bf. This creates the weird dynamic where 4/10 women trawl through an ocean of cocks in their teens and early 20s, then in their late 20s/30s when they have debt and their looks have faded (even more) they're ready to settle down with their looksmatch male. Don't play their game, don't be someone's bronze medal.

All the incels in this thread watch Nijisanji, I can tell

I've tried 'cold approaches' but none of them seem to bear any fruit. Or they end up with fucking awkward situations.
>>42569002
This.

>>42585637
be Johnny Bravo, don't give a shit as long as it works.

>>42570298
Keep in mind women literally travel the world hoping to 'find someone' then are surprised that merely being well traveled, in debt, 'educated' didn't get foreign chad to settle with them. The game is broken. Imagine also saying "women won" when we're already seeing chicks born after 1984 on the internet fudding relationships between men and foreign women, or men and younger women in some vain attempt to funnel their betabux backup back to them now that men are wise to the game. There's an entire generation of women who are going to fucking die alone because of ass-backwards thinking like "heh she fucked 100 guys in college so she's the real winner, uncel" while she's working as a Wendy's manager at 60 to feed her cats because she's a depressed loner.

>>42577066
kek, where do you live anon?

>>42568105
>brad pitt divorce rape
>mike rowe losing his mind he cna't find zoomer beta wagies for his businesses
No, chad also lost. The whole point of a 1 man 1 wife social structure is that king chadimus III gets soldiers for his army. No pussy no soldiers (enlistment lowest point in modern history) no pussy no work (men doing gig jobs or just debtmaxxing and fleeing to thailand).

>>42585870
Johnny has literally been to jail before for being too forward. He also lives with his mom as a 35 year old man.

>>42585876
>There's an entire generation of women who are going to fucking die alone
Men too. The Chads in this scenario are likely in prison.

>>42571158
>>42573132
Women like to have backups in case their boyfriend breaks up. Or they feel like cheating.

>>42585988
The humour of the show is that the world doesn't respond to the character the way it should

>>42586062
It does though, Johnny is way too forward and women get mad. But the island episode also proved johnny gets laid offscreen. Also again
>he's buff and handsome
>but is 35, seems to have no stable job, lives with his mom
Johnny also exists in a pre-tinder world.

>>42564566
No, just your oshi.

>>42586184
My memory of the show is that he would flirt appropriately and the girls would go psycho

>>42586237
Just like real life.

>>42586342
I've never had any negative experiences, IRL or online. But my timing is good, for example I stopped attempting online communication around the same time tinder became popular.

>>42586473
>if you stop chasing thots in 2014, you win
If I ever get a time machine I'll take that advice.

>>42586779
Aye well when it comes to online stuff. For me I was successful on Facebook, does it seem realistic to try there any more? It was back when it didn't seem unnatural to start talking with strangers with a few mutual friends.
I unironically thing the best method for today is the method used back in the 50s or earlier, chasing without the use of cellphones or internet.

>>42564566
Does anyone believe this girl? How can you have a belly tattoo and say "haha I'm so dorky and autistic I couldn't even get a boyfriend if I tried!!"
I don't have anything against honest whores.

>>42587264
Numi is the only one I can believe has never gotten any, entirely because of how repulsive her antics must be IRL. I meme that I'd rail her, but if some chick came up to me while I was chatting about anime with some dudes, and flashed us her womb tattoo, I'd be way too weirded out to even want to talk to her.
That being said, Numi is way too hot to have gotten no action. I know these types of girls, at least a few times she's had attractive guys approach her at a party and sweet talk her into some sort of sex stuff, and we just haven't heard of it cause she likely deeply regrets it.

I could be wrong, given one of my best friends is basically male Numi, sans vtubing, (girls think he's hot, but he's too awkward to ever actually accomplish anything), but he's also a guy. Completely different dynamics.

>>42587018
>I unironically thing the best method for today is the method used back in the 50s or earlier, chasing without the use of cellphones or internet.
The best method is actually to just go to places like Warsaw or Tokyo where the women are thin and taught to be nice to men instead of insane.

>>42587638
Maybe but I meant best as in ease and simplicity, not quality

>>42577066
Same.
>>42585917
USA

>>42569656
She isn't. Her being a hopeless virgin is like her biggest character trait, even the other girls in her friend group tease her about it.

This video makes it feel even more hopeless because I'm actually trying to approach people whom I feel are interested and get shot down every time. My success rate is 0%. So what signs am I missing?

>>42574552
if women were straightforward, they'd be accused by other women of being whores.

>>42587893
Where in the USA?

>>42588016
Ignore those other women. They are the true whores. They want to keep others from being happy.

>>42573829
It isn't, she's genuinely like this.

>>42585876
Take the Islam pill and marry a teenage virgin.

>>42564566
I really hate this bitch's "I'M TOTALLY A VIRGIN GUYS BUT I'M LIKE SUCH A PERVERT" gimmick. This is the most pickme shit I've ever seen and no one ever calls her out.

>>42587638
You've never met Tokyo women, clearly.

>>42588222
it used to be veibae's appeal according to /vsj/ back in 2021

>>42588222
Here is Numi, Yuzu and Bao attending a con. Judge for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4C_cu5iU9s

>>42588457
Body count in the hundreds, I guarantee Stop being a mark.

>>42564602
Kys roastie

>>42588572
Yuzu and Bao 100% Numi, hell no.

>>42588222
Is it pickme shit? Some people are just like that.

>>42587558
I'm like that best friend. I realized as I got older that women got super angry with me because they thought I was flirting with them. No, I'm not giving a look, my face does just look like this. My eyelashes are naturally long. My skin is clear because I drink water all the time.

I can't read people's minds. I can't pick up on signs. This is why I love vtubing. I get to hang out with people without actually seeing them and they can't see what I actually look like.

>>42587638
lol man said toyko...thats fucking hilarious i lived there and osaka for almost a decade, an attractive nip in toyko has been streched out by 100 cocks by the time shes 24-26 you have no fucking clue what you are talking about, and thats before we get to how mentally ill 99% of nip women are.

>>42585471
>>42588581
you are retarded, you can practically hear the dried semen in her throat when she talks, she doesn't sound autistic or demure at all she sounds like a fucking whore

>>42589259
>>42588226
Why do people on this gay website see posts and completely fail to understand them. It's like your a chatbot responding reflexively rather than actual people.

Nowhere in my post did I say "japanese women are pure uwu", I said they're nice to men they want to fuck and aren't fat. Fucking retards.

>>42589758
Ywnbaw

>>42588457
>all of them are 3/10
Kek.

>>42589795
You aren't someone they want to fuck. If you can't get laid in your home city you aren't getting laid in Tokyo.

>>42565877
But they blessed your lesser male existence with their presence!

>>42589864
Yuzu used to have an onlyfans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQznvbqRty8

>>42586043
It was a programming class, having backups is standard

>>42589795
my man you quite literally said they arent insane, when in reality nip women are demons incarnate and the craziest bitches on the planet, so again you have no fucking clue what you are talking about, talk to actual nips talk to gaijins who have experience dating them, they will all confirm this, you are just another example of a fat fucking weeb who holds nip women on a pedestal when i assure they deserve no such treatment.

>>42590151
i refuse

>>42589864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wjA2uto6RY&t=18s

>>42564566
This act is so obviously pandering to her audience that I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment here. If anyone buys this shit, they're an absolute fucking mong.

>>42589988
>>42590329
People have said tranny. Do you think so?

>>42590551
No, her scream is way too girly for any tranny to pull-off, but yeah I don't blame people for thinking that.

>>42564566
What if you just asked me out, you dumb bitch

>>42568179
>>42568616
Can confirm this does happen, was a white girl with a fat ass in tight jeans who kept talking to me and I wasn't making moves so finally one day she just starts grinding her ass on my right arm. I just gave her a look of utter contempt at her audacity to do that and she never bothered me again. Don't regret it, she was nuts. Obviously I'm also still a virgin because I no way fagged every girl in highschool.

>>42590842
why not just go fuck a hooker dude, get it over with. how do you get to 25 and not fuck one chick ill never get it, its gonna hang over your head and fuck you up the longer you wait.

>>42590902
because he doesn't want STDs. it isn't worth it

>>42591043
lol neither is being an unironic 30 year old virgin, also lol if you think every hooker is some washed up crack whore.

>>42567589
if numi can't get sex why doesn't she just get a manwhore (me)?

>>42591383
that's literally what a hooker is anon. I'd rather stay a virgin than piss fire or have the uncurable itch.

>>42565877
Guys need to be careful too, if they get the wrong impression they'll be "me too'ed" and lose their career.

>>42568179
This is a bit different but the daughter of my dad's friend invited me to sleep over when we were fucking 14. I said no because I didnt feel like it at the time and I'm such an autist it didnt occur to me as anything that's unusual

>>42589864
Also, Bao is that one horny Asian girl with glasses that I'm sure everyone met in University (couldn't have just been me).

>>42591482
lol you innocent child get out there and experience the world if you think every whore is some dirty toothless cunt, you are clearly misguided and retarded. And no being a virgin into your 4th decade of life is an embaressment and you should honestly kill yourself bc at this rate you are never gonna get pussy and its gonna ruin your life anyway

>>42591733
I'm almost 29 and I have more of a life to live than to care about incel shit like that. You sound really upset tho. Did you forget your herpes meds

>>42591613
asian girls in general are horny as fuck and luckily they usually arent tied to some religious morality like western retards so you can actually beat cheeks.

>>42592232
lol what life? please tell me, youve literally never nutted in a bitch and think every hooker has aids, id unironically paypal you 500 bucks to go get a decent escort just bc of the pity I have on people like you, imagine reaching 30 and never feeling the inside of a pussy, I actually pity you and your coping lol.

>>42592369
How can you trust a woman if she doesn't have a disease?

>>42589864
I'm glad vtubing gives uggos a chance

>>42592525
jesus christ...Trust??? What the fuck are you talking about, this is honestly why the vtuber space has so much power over its audience and fandom, bc its mostly comprised of gutless spineless faggots like yourself, embarrassing.

Yes, women genuinely do not understand how men think and actually believe that a half second glance is a massive hint

>>42592749
except none of those 3 are uggos, they are at the minimum even if you are picky faggot 7-8/10 and they absolutely have had their spines shattered

>>42592369
>>42592808
you have to be 18 or older to use this site

>>42564566
Nah, most millennial/zoomer men are dense because a lot of you were brought up to be scared of women out of fear of rejection and being labelled creepy so none of them even recognize that women want it.
I know this is like talking to a school of deaf children, but it's an experience issue, if your a guy and you haven't been with a women before, you have zero frame of reference for when to put the moves on a girl, especially if you had no masculine role model in your life teach you how to initiate

>>42593042
bro u are unironically a 29 year old virgin, anything that comes out of your mouth is irrelevant lol

Asking if you like someone and offering to set you up with their single friends is an actual thing they do. But as the chatter said, this can backfire hilariously, as the guy may assume she has 0 interest in him and is just being a bro. Women would unironically rather cuck themselves than take a risk.

>>42570364
She probs got the body count but for girls, numi gives me the vibe of a lesbian source: my gaydar is 80% accurate though I could be wrong
>>42591413
I'd rather she goes for a lonely horny idiot (me) I've seen her irl photos and she's very hot

>>42593563
>I'd rather she goes for a lonely horny idiot (me) I've seen her irl photos and she's very hot

>>42593364
incel seethe more

>>42593364

>>42593297
>Nah, most millennial/zoomer men are dense because a lot of you were brought up to be scared of women out of fear of rejection and being labelled creepy so none of them even recognize that women want it.

No it's literally a "you make the wrong move and get kicked out of school/your job" issue, you fucking cunt. How do I live in a world where people like you are like "yeah there's a 10% chance the bowl of m and ms will be poisoned but real men take that chance". Kys. Just bad advice and shittakes all the way down.

>>42593028
No retard they are literally uggos and people like you are the cancer killing society. Stop simping for uggos, being fat and ugly isn't normal women just let the standards go so low because retards like you will do whatever it takes to get a whiff of vagina sweat.

>>42589988
>people pay for this
AI-sama save us.

>>42574552
Because women fear rejection far more than men do. Barring the culture of today, if a guy asks a girl out and she says no, the guy at least has the option to improve himself in various aspects (Body, status, money, confidence ect.) and ask again and maybe get a yes the second time around, but if you're a girl who straight forwardly asks a guy out and he says no what can she do? Improve status and money? Guys don't care about that. If you're fat losing weight is a possibility, but if you're not fat theres little you can do and thats what fucks up girls who are raised on countless complements that feed their self worth.

>>42594225
bro if you think those 3 are ugly you literally inhale cock, theres nothing else to say really.

>>42593949
>>42594105
agian you are damn near 30 and a virgin, kill yourself, you are failed human both biologically and socially, I would say we dont need your genes in the gene pool but we dont have to worry about that since youll never touch a pussy in your life, you're an embarrassment and should end your life

>>42595491
Why are you so much more obssesed about sex than a 29 year old virgin?
You're so bizarrely aggressive about something that doesn't concern you at all.

>>42564566
>Any interaction started by a woman means she likes you

Bro, I was taught this was a lie? Is it not a lie?

>>42590244
They are better than western woman and I say it as not a non-white guy. You are probably a pasty ass dude who thinks you know all about Japanese women because you've been intimate with 1 or 2 or 3 of them. It's funny how I can guess your hubris just by your writing. Goddamn, I swear man, some of them have too much fucking egos just for meeting some easy Japanese women. Now I understand why I see comically evil white guy on some manga I read before and they are always portrayed as obnoxious. Always thought it was exaggerated but now I guess it's from the experience.

>>42595854
im honestly trying to understand why it doesnt make sense no body chooses to be 30 and a virgin, im more morbidly curious about how one gets to that stage more then anything, and why they allowed it to get to that point.

>>42596880
bro this is commonly known in tokyo even if you have only lived there for say 6 months this shit will be the biggest culture shock to you more then anything, attractive nip women are talking and most likely fucking at the minimum 3 guys at a time, you have no experience clearly, you have no clue that nips dont value relationships at all til marriage, japanese women are incredible for casual hook ups and flings, prob the best on the planet for it, anything past that is laughable. no one takes them seriously bc they are incapable of being serious in a grass roots nuclear family type of relationship.

>>42564566
pro-tip it doesn't matter at all what "hints" women give or how women try to "flirt" because they're awful at it and will never take any risk. you're the man, that's your job.
unless you're really good at reading women's retarded "signals" (most guys aren't don't sweat it) just take your shot. either she says yes or no, there boom, you have your answer. and yeah you'll get rejected but who cares, you're back in the same spot you were before.
disclaimer don't be negative at all if you get rejected (that's how you become a "creep") just smile and move on.

t. man who spent years tiptoeing around trying to make certain he had the right "signals"

>>42596880
I can summarize your comments and replies in one sentence, you think the grass is greener bc youve been done dirty by western women, I assure you and im being 100% genuine here, japanese women will do you far worse then a western women ever could. You have no idea what you are asking for dating and getting serious with a nip.

>All these normies in the thread

What the fuck? You guys actually have sex?

>>42597346
Wtf I love Japan now?

>>42595938
It might be, but it also might not be
Such is the duality of women

>>42597631
Yes, I hated it. Women are so exhausting I came back here so I didn't have to deal with them anymore.

>>42597668
yea japan is amazing for hook-ups its incredible, just dont be a clingy faggot and youll have the time of your life here. Also dont let them fucking keep you around like a pawn they fucking love that shit, keeping 5 dudes around them to do shit. Its their end game

>>42597173
Only children and incels are as aggressive about this thing are you are. You're not "morbidly curious", you're underage b&

>>42597380
>>42597688
desu I've never seen or met a woman I wanted to approach. I learned that missing all signs isn't something I care about. If you NEED someone else with you to enjoy living then you have deeper personal problems that you need to work out

>>42597631
fucking tourists in here

>>42598116
na bro your just coping with the state of your life, go around to 100 ppl tell them you are gonna be 30 and a virgin, gage the responses lmao.

>>42598116
anon pls. it's fine if you've decided to be asexual, but yearning for a partner is as much a part of our biology as wanting food and water

>>42564566
HAHAHA
I GENUINELY BELIEVE THIS STORY
I'M SURE IT'S NOT FOR APPEAL POINTS LOL LMAO

>>42598315
eat your tendies and go to bed

>>42598329
But I didn't decide anything. I don't even have high standards. I just don't see people as attractive beyond friendships.

>>42597631
I used to.

>>42597346
You still have to be attractive, stop giving white neckbeards false hope.

>>42600296
i mean if you have the financial means to travel and go live and work in japan, im gonna assume you are at least somewhat put together, im obviously not talking about the absolute vile motherfuckers.

>>42598800
>t. person who can choose to be alone if they want
Being alone all your life against your will is not fun.

>>42595310
If you think those are "7-8/10" you are literally an indian streetshitter.

>>42600296
Most dudes are average, good grooming and the right clothes can easily elevate you to a 7+. Unless you're fat, in which case lose weight first tubby.

>>42564566
She's not being autistic, it's just another subconscious test, they do this shit without thinking.
If you're doubting, if you can't read the signals, if you're not confident, if you question your attractiveness, if you're not acting - you failed the test. Chad would act, he wouldn't question it. "She said 'hi'? Yeah, she's totally after my dick".

>>42588016
pick me...

>>42565877
It's because women hate direct language and speak in subtexts because they are the weaker specie while men are the opposite. It's why women say things like "I'm going to freshen up" which could mean anything from reapplying makeup to taking a shit or just bailing on the date whereas the guy just says he's gotta go to the bathroom and literally just goes to the bathroom and maybe play with his phone on the shitter.

if a woman starts a conversation with me out of nowhere and is smiling throughout I know I'm in

>>42588016
false
>>42574552
same reason most guys won't ever actually go and try to chat a girl up
because it's scary
you're putting yourself out there for not only potential public embarassment, but also the emotional pain of rejection, rejection of you as a potential mate, which strikes at the very core of your self image and esteem as a human

>>42593679
Call me a nerd all you want, it doesn't stop me from wanting the sexo

>Girl comes up to me
>"So anon what do you like to do in your free time?"
>Oh you know, watch vtubers, they're like anime girl streamers
>"O-oh uhhh you know I think I have something to do now bye anon"

>>42603104
Deserved.

>>42603104
I will never reveal my chuuba power level. A woman could break out a huge stockpile of merch from her oshi to show me, and I’d still pretend like I’d never seen anything like that before.

>>42603104
Based. Never be embarassed of what you love.

>>42603104
>girl comes up to me
>see she isn't my oshi
>become livid because only my oshi is allowed to approach me
>mace her in the eyes

>>42601429
The biggest hurdle is learning not to give a shit. Don't dwell on rejection, don't prop the girl up. Shit will typically go well if you learn how to do this.

>>42603104
nice

>>42564566
Has Numi ever mentioned what type of men prefers?
If she's only gone after white men then it could be beliavable that she's virgin.
Someone should tell her that there are plenty of asian and black men out there.

>>42605861

>>42588222
Isn't this just Enna's schtick?

>>42590329
>I didn't want to be a fleshtuber because people would always comment on how pretty I am and everything was about my looks
>So I chose a hot looking vtuber model and I also STILL show my face everywhere so people know who I am
Is this bitch unironically retarded?