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>> No.42580757

Bettel love ya brother but after the 20th time the "I'm gonna kill them here I go *dies*" bit kinda stops working

>> No.42580777
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42580777

>>42580740
ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.42580780

>>42580757
he's the click bait

>> No.42580790

>the click bait
holy kek

>> No.42580792

>I was only good with [overpowered autosnipe]

>> No.42580794

leader should get on ssris, might help with his performance anxiety

>> No.42580803

>>42580777
Amen.

>> No.42580804

THE CLICK BAIT

>> No.42580838
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42580838

I love my mama Shinri!

>> No.42580855

>>42580740
RISK OF RAIN REFERENCE

>> No.42580873

>>42580777
AMEN

>> No.42580875

>xcom mention

>> No.42580877

>>42580757
>bit

>> No.42580888

what do you think the boys will get vesper for his birthday?

>> No.42580890

>Depressed Bettel arc incoming

>> No.42580889

>>42580855
So is Magni still getting those Risk of Rain perms or

>> No.42580905

Aaaaand we are back to waiting...

>> No.42580912

GOD DAMN ALTARE

>> No.42580916
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42580916

FLAY CUDDLES

>> No.42580928

>>42580888
>Thinking there will be a totsu

>> No.42580931

ouch Altare...

>> No.42580968

>>42580888
>Happy Birthday!

>> No.42580974

>>42580777
AMEN

>> No.42580988

>>42580912
Hanging around with Magni and Bettel surely is making him funnier.
God damn it's working.

>> No.42580997

IT'S CHEWSDAY

>> No.42581009

>TUESDAY MAINTENANCE

>> No.42581011

>>42580928
i mean altare and magni got each other pretty nice birthday gifts, i expect magni to get vesper something nice at least

>> No.42581017

BETTEL THE JOBBER

>> No.42581021

>wheeze

>> No.42581024

>IT'S TUESDAY MAINTENANCE

>> No.42581028

HOLY JOBBER

>> No.42581036
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42581036

THE JOBBER EXTRAORDINARE

>> No.42581041

THIS FUCKING JOBBER SCHEDULED ON MAINTENANCE
>captcha: 0GAYD

>> No.42581052

they cant stop jobbing

>> No.42581064

>>42580988
leader is plenty funny on his own thanks

>> No.42581102

>>42581064
What is working is leader's brainwashing

>> No.42581115

i bet altare feels good about no longer being the biggest jobber in tempus

>> No.42581119

>>42580988
He's always had snarky jokes, he just does them very sparingly

>> No.42581142

>they actually approved Jesticles

>> No.42581174

>>42581115
I feel like you're talking very prematurely

>> No.42581191

>>42580988
I legit think Altare is hiding his power level and can be insanely funny / toxic if he wants to, he's just trying to reign himself in because he doesn't want to revert to his esports days

>> No.42581201

Altare should behead Vesper for betraying the guild.

>> No.42581208
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>>42581142
what the fuck

>> No.42581230

>>42581064
Cultare sis. . .

>> No.42581240

>>42581208
ISRAEL !?

>> No.42581268

>>42581011
Oh yeah? And what did Vesper give Magni for his birthday?

>> No.42581283

>>42581119
My favorite bit is when he jokes everyone ignores him,but the few times he says something retarded is when the guys hear him

>> No.42581305

>>42581191
And he doesn't need to reign back with Magni and Bettel. Praise the Lord.

>> No.42581315

>>42581201
True but leader will give him a chance at redemption instead

>> No.42581322

>>42581283
>THE ONE TIME YOU GUYS DON'T IGNORE ME!

>> No.42581321

Pronounce "Riene"

>> No.42581326

>>42581119
I am not sure how people don't notice or have just ignored it he has a pretty snarky sense of humor in general

>> No.42581348

>>42581321
ray-nay

>> No.42581373

Gabe is a doxxfag...

>> No.42581377

>>42581283
Yeah, that's a fun one.

>> No.42581382

>>42581230
Not gonna lie, Altare easily had the darkest joke in Tempus during his Shiny Spicy MonHun stream:
>Altare: "Shiny... GENDER REVEAL"
>Axel: "What? Why are gender reveals fiery?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Dorado_Fire

>> No.42581387

>>42581322
That was a good joke that time tho lmao

>> No.42581403

>>42581322
Man, I need the timestamp for that

>> No.42581407

>>42581326
Yeah Altare has had some pretty great one liners during collabs, it's just that no one ever reacts to it.

>> No.42581438

>>42581382
no no, it was
>SHINY BABY SHOWER
kek

>> No.42581451

>twitch is xenokuni too

>> No.42581458

>fucking xenokuni
cool it with the anti-xionist comments

>> No.42581474

>>42581315
He won't let Vesper back into the guild until he apologizes like Usopp in One Piece.
But Vesper refuses to

>> No.42581484

Don't make me go to Xenokuni...

>> No.42581488

AMONG US!?

>> No.42581510

Japan
Mexico
Twitch
These are the 3 nations that creates Xenokuni

>> No.42581516

>>42581407
altare either has the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy or makes incredibly dark deadpan jokes about the 2008 US financial crisis. there is no in between

>> No.42581521

I dont get what "xenokuni" is supposed to be a metaphor for anymore

I know north elysium is australia at least

>> No.42581533
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42581533

hehehehehe

>> No.42581540

>>42581474
Are you saying there will be a long haired masked man in tempus collabs?

>> No.42581560

>>42581533
COLLAB

>> No.42581563

>>42581451
Shinri established this a while back, Bettel saying that "Gifted subs" is Xenokunian just reinforced it

>> No.42581589

>>42581510
add korea

>> No.42581596

>>42581521
It's both Twitch and countries in Asia or Latin America.

>> No.42581667

>>42581533
>yabba dabba do

>> No.42581694

>Siri, can I be trusted?
>dead silence
My sides

>> No.42581720

>>42581521
This>>42581510
Add Korean and when saying Mexico it also includes other Spanish speaking places in Latin America

>> No.42581740

STEAM HATE

>> No.42581752

JOBBERS, ALL OF THEM

>> No.42581796
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42581796

they are never playing CSGO after this it is so over

>> No.42581807

>>42581403
https://www.youtube.com/live/M9i-HyhPi9w?feature=share&t=12300

>> No.42581835

>>42581796
Just play TF2.

>> No.42581886

KEK

>> No.42581890

[Jobbing intensifies]

>> No.42581893

Why aren't you queueing right now anon, with those times you are basically guaranteed to play with your oshi

>> No.42581910

>>42581835
MvM? Or two teams in a private lobby with a 4v4 custom? Assuming Vesper is fine with collabing

>> No.42581915

>what time is your csgo stream today
KEK

>> No.42581929

>>42581893
because their fanbase are largely women who wouldn't touch csgo

>> No.42581944

>>42581807
I can't hear what Altare says there

>> No.42581958

Only missing Bettels membership now, but he has too many viewers. OTL

>> No.42581968

>>42581929
I saw a cultare contemplating downloading CSGO, have hope

>> No.42581970
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42581970

There was no CS:GO stream in Elysium

>> No.42581979
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42581979

Bettel is so cute, he just wants you to think he's cool

>> No.42581995

>>42581929
It's not a playerbase problem lmao

>> No.42582004

>>42581970
wow, i hate this.

>> No.42582007

>>42581893
I'm queuing

>> No.42582050
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42582050

>>42581970
i didn't notice the eyes at first

>> No.42582070

>Is the Cultare ever mean to you? Or would they follow you willingly into the night?
Bettel hates his fanbase…

>> No.42582080

>>42581970
You could have deleted the lip... it's on her fucking teeth

>> No.42582124
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>> No.42582130

So when does Bettel do himself?

>> No.42582137

>>42581995
cope, its a playerbase problem.

>> No.42582144

>>42582070
I would die for Bettel

>> No.42582153

Capturing CS:GO is a pain the ass.

>> No.42582165

>>42582124
based pako

>> No.42582185
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>>42582070
altare already said it's a mutual relationship, the cultare kills for him and he hides the body. i love my leader!

>> No.42582191

>>42582124
Is he in the koipanion?

>> No.42582196

>>42582137
They can't even get into the game. What stream are you watching lmao

>> No.42582226

>>42582050
i miss this artist

>> No.42582230

>>42582137
there's a 4k queue rn what are you talking about

>> No.42582231

>>42582191(me)
Koilective

>> No.42582234

tech support kino…

>> No.42582242

>>42582124
anyone else think pako is an ARSfag?

>> No.42582260

>>42582226
they aren't dead tho lol

>> No.42582264

He's gonna leak the discord.

>> No.42582277

>garbage barstool

>> No.42582280

>>42582264
i hope its gay rp in there

>> No.42582289

Altare just wants to play CSGO with the boys…

>> No.42582287

>>42582226
they are dead lol

>> No.42582299
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>>42582242
Anon...

>> No.42582321

>>42582242
nah pako wouldnt cheap out on his boys

>> No.42582327

>>42580757
When I play countered strike I like to knife people.

>>42580792
What about the awp?

>> No.42582332

I'm surprised that Siri understands Shinri

>> No.42582333

>>42582137
is the playerbase problem in the room with us right now?

>> No.42582367

>>42582242
based
just like me fr fr
and like me, he has to pay in JPY for merch so deserved.

>> No.42582397

lmao Flay is telling Axel to visit a cafe for him

>> No.42582407

>>42582260
feels like they havent been posting as much, but i'm just entitled sorry

>> No.42582421
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42582421

>>42582185
He's the best! Leader love~!

>> No.42582444

word spacing 2.0
font size 12
times new roman
double space per paragraph
add the page number in the right hand corner of every page
oh yeah its essay time

>> No.42582463

>>42582397
i hope he goes kek

>> No.42582473
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42582473

>Telling Axel if he can go on a trip to Kobe for a photo, all payed by him
Flayon...

>> No.42582497

>>42582280
its just magni and flayon writing furry erp

>> No.42582521

I saw that the guys on their team were not muted, I assume they can talk open mic right?? If so, the guy who told me they wouldn't ever play a game where fans can talk open mic was wrong.

Also their movement is so bad it's killing me

>> No.42582535

>>42582521
Are you the Uyu anon?

>> No.42582541
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42582541

>>42580777
Amen.

>> No.42582559

Forever chili…

>> No.42582561

>>42582444
That double space has always been killing me.

>> No.42582564

What the fuck Shinri

>> No.42582592

>>42582535
What's an uyu

>> No.42582597

are queue times just fucked in CSGO if you don't have prime?

>> No.42582649

CLOWNFISH HOURS

>> No.42582650

>>42582597
It's probably because Altare is known to the game as an experienced player and he's trying to play with newbies, so the game is trying to put him in lobbies where he won't be smurfing.

>> No.42582655

>>42582592
A'ight

>> No.42582667

2 MONTHS?

>> No.42582673

10 WEEK CHILI

>> No.42582691

>>42582597
csgo queue times are fucked for prime members too

>> No.42582696

what the fuck!!!

>> No.42582717

What do we want to call the rest of Tempus if we want to add them to the S____Y gang?

>> No.42582736
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42582736

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/perpetual-stew-history-recipes-myth
>its real

>> No.42582740

>>42582717
>S____Y
???

>> No.42582748

bettel topping shinri

>> No.42582756

>>42581944
>Shinri: you can aim at the backside cau-
>Altare: they're good at that

>> No.42582764

>>42582717
stempusy

>> No.42582777

>>42582691
I usually queue in 20 seconds on a weekend, 5 minutes in the middle of a weekday in east NA. Their queue times are crazy.

>> No.42582793

ISRAEL??!

>> No.42582799

>>42582717
just keep adding more words starting with S

>> No.42582801

I remember a restaurant somewhere in the shitty part of Asia where I restaurant was selling the same soup (or whatever that was) for decades, every morning they would get a part of it and put in a new one.
I think that's what Shinri is talking about

>> No.42582806

ISRAEL

>> No.42582809

>>42582717
sunny - hakka

>> No.42582817

>>42582717
>Vesper
Smarty
>Shinri
Sturdy
>Hakka
Screamy
lmao

>> No.42582824

>>42582597
>>42582691
it has never taken me more than a few seconds to a minute
I don't play comp though

>> No.42582838

what the fuck is a frito pie

>> No.42582863

>>42582838
A bag of fritos with chili mixed into it

>> No.42582868

Shinri has made chili that lasted for two months. Each day, I'm more and more convinced that this is Altare's dream man...

>> No.42582873

>>42582838
Google it

>> No.42582890

>>42582717
Shinri = Savory/Stocky
Flayon = Spry

>> No.42582899

>>42582717
I don't like this idea because the whole thing started with Axel trying to say Shiny Smily Story and saying Shiny Spicy Story, so the limit should be SSS.

>> No.42582906

>>42582868
GOD I FORGOT… HIS LOVE FOR GOOD CHILI…

>> No.42582909

>>42582824
maybe i just play at weird times, my queue times are at least 2 minutes

>> No.42582929
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42582929

Is this the Tempus podcast?

>> No.42582940

>>42582899
it's just for fun man, the names obv won't ever be used if Altare and Axel aren't a part of it.

>> No.42582960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

>> No.42582970

kek the fucking gordon ramsay "grilled" cheese

>> No.42582973

>>42582929
Mana was alive all along

>> No.42582977

Clownfish hours

>> No.42582985

>>42582838
They sold this at my highschool's football games and I'm pretty sure those bags aren't heat safe.

>> No.42583012

>>42582899
well this is now the new naming convention, unless they force a better one

>> No.42583023

Thick sliced bread is absolutely the way to go for grilled cheese.

>> No.42583025

>>42582899
seethe

>> No.42583032

>>42582717
hakka > squawky
shinri > sappy

>> No.42583057

What's up with the holostars queue times? Do they all live like 1000 miles apart from each other?

>> No.42583075

Shinri is painfully Korean

>> No.42583082

>>42582977
where are their ficwriters/fanartists

>> No.42583103

>>42582960
Man this looks pretty meh and not worth the effort

>> No.42583117

>>42582717
Hakka or Flayon should be Shorty

>> No.42583168

max luck btw

>> No.42583177

KEK

>> No.42583200

>Not with Altare
W-what happened here?

>> No.42583234

>>42583200
Altare btfo'd him on his own stream.

>> No.42583239

>>42583200
There was no Altare this time either. There was only Bettel's second account.

>> No.42583244

>>42583200
Altare is way better than him KEK

>> No.42583267

bettel menhera arc?

>> No.42583280
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>played once
>end stream

>> No.42583284

>>42583200
altare told bettel to kill himself and got suspended

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>> No.42583310
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42583310

>liquid richard

>> No.42583318

>flay raiding into bettel's stream ending
THE TEMPUS JOBBING SPECIAL

>> No.42583321

big ups to liquid richard

>> No.42583323

>>42583294
cute pako

>> No.42583324

>raids directly into an ending stream
THE TEMPUS SPECIAL

>> No.42583338

>>42583200
Altare hired egregious hacker so his hacking would look tame and normal in comparison

>> No.42583341

i just came from the flay raid why does bettel sound constipated KEK

>> No.42583355

>>42583341
>>42583280

>> No.42583369

KEK BETTEL

>> No.42583382

>>42583341
He was too good at the game and got banned :(

>> No.42583410

>Blessing in disguise

>> No.42583414

Thanks to the anons who stayed for the Hatoful Boyfriend stream. Now you can actually be scared of his next Hatoful Boyfriend stream.

>> No.42583433

That was not a great CSGO stream, but fuck yeah that was hilarious kek
Everything that could've gone wrong, did go wrong.

>> No.42583443

LEADER ON THE TELLY

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>>42583414
k-kowai yo

>> No.42583495

>>42583414
It's nice that he's getting the neutral endings off stream, actually I want him to play more action games like titan fall but the little dude likes his VNs too much

>> No.42583517

>>42580740
>Bettel and Bettel Edition
Jobber....

>> No.42583525

>Plays only 1 match
>Gets mogged in it by leader
>Forced to redirect to him
Punished clown

>> No.42583543

>>42583443
Where are the links jobber?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VKNoi1rP8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VKNoi1rP8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VKNoi1rP8E

>> No.42583554

Isn’t Altare afraid of going too hard in competitive games and hurting his friends’s feelings…

>> No.42583557

>>42583525
kek

>> No.42583573

>>42582327
>What about the awp?
Bettel said it was the only weapon he was ever hood with.

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>>42583355
wait so did they really just do a zatsu the entire time kino

>> No.42583586

RYONA ANONS WE'RE IN

>> No.42583601

was that bettel's fantasy?

>> No.42583603

>When Altare is beating the shit out of that guy, just imagine it's me

>> No.42583604

OH NO, THE RYONA FANTASIES ARE LEAKING

>> No.42583605

is his whole content
>HURR DURR UNLUCKE
?
welp..

>> No.42583610

>>42583517
threadreader...

>> No.42583619

>>42583554
What? They're joking around anon.

>> No.42583618

>When Altare’s beating the shit out of me in boxing think of me. Because that’s how I feel.
KEK

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42583640

>>42583586
Always have been

>> No.42583658

Was that a Flay cameo?

>> No.42583673

>>42583605
Watch streams kek

>> No.42583691

>>42583474
Normally I would reassure you but not this time. Good luck.

>>42583495
I feel like the combo of story-focused VN+ voiceless RPG in one week is a bit much, yeah. It'll be better for his voice if he cuts one or the other.

>> No.42583717

To the women of the thread:
Would you beat the shit out of Bettel as he sits naked on a chair, tied down completely, and the only thing that is allowed to move is his dick that only gets harder and harder.

>> No.42583724

KEK

>> No.42583727

>>42583601
When Leader's domestic violence VP comes out, Bettel's going to have a field day

>> No.42583751

flustered leader cute

>> No.42583762

Leader is a FAT FUCK!

>> No.42583766

>>42583717
only if we can hear him scream and see him cry

>> No.42583765

>>42583717
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.42583772

The 500 pushups are going to kill him

>> No.42583779

Goddamn his stamina is shit

>> No.42583787

This game looks boring to watch

>> No.42583796

this man does not do cardio

>> No.42583814

HOLY SEX NOISES

>> No.42583829

>>42583787
Most active VR kinda do, since they have to shrink viewer POV to stabilize the picture.

>> No.42583839

the problem with VR games is that you feel like you need to go 100% but the tracking doesn't even keep up 1:1 with your movements. altare could be taking it casual without exerting too much but then it wouldn't be fun to watch.

>> No.42583874

>leader already dying
AH YES Flay could definitely break him with his insane endurance

>> No.42583877

>>42583814
Were eating good this stream

>> No.42583879

>>42583717
no, i just want to hold him lovingly as he cries

>> No.42583880

>>42583717
You know that scene from Casino Royale where Bond is tied up getting his nuts slapped?
That's the dream.

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>>42583717
You write this like bait, but yes, I am extremely interested. This is a great idea, I can walk behind the chair and choke him out and laugh at him as he gets off to it.

>> No.42583892

I remember when he could do 50 pushups in one sweep....

>> No.42583907

Ooo he figured out LIV

>> No.42583913

>>42583605
I did just now
I did yesterday
nothing else?
>collab with the blue guy right now
let me guess, unlucky again?

>> No.42583916

Altare could beat up 98% of /vt/ males

>> No.42583940

>>42582124
He's pretty much an honorary member of Tempus at this point. Haven't seen a big name artist fanboy over someone this much.

>> No.42583948

>>42583916
he could also beat up the remaining 2% of /vt/ females too

>> No.42583959

>>42583874
>adventurer guild mogged by the autistic femboy

>> No.42583958

>>42583916
I can just outrun him kek. Can't get hit when he can't even catch up to you

>> No.42583965

i’m watching his body language happily

>> No.42583969

>>42583916
For now. Give me some more time at the gym, and I'm going to change that.

>> No.42583970

>>42583916
how'd you know about me and my 5 thousand smart fridges?

>> No.42583974

>>42583948
ToT me first

>> No.42583993
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Hello guys

>> No.42584022

>>42583916
this guy cant even bench 135

>> No.42584034

>>42583913
Did you just reply to yourself KEK

>> No.42584037

>>42583874
flayon might unironically mog all of tempus when it comes to exercise

>> No.42584040

3rd person is definitely better for viewing.

>> No.42584039

>>42583874
Flay is probably one of those Kalahari runners compared to everyone except maybe Vesper

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>>42583765
>>42583766
>>42583880
>>42583886
Women are scary

>> No.42584068

leader… your stamina…

>> No.42584084

can they play this multiplayer?

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>> No.42584110

This NEET needs to get back to the gym pronto. Shameful display here

>> No.42584114

>>42584047
Wait till you see the women in dead hours.

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he's going to die

>> No.42584136

https://www.youtube.com/live/Pagunl9Xagk?feature=share&t=2158

>> No.42584150

>>42584110
hikkikomori lifestyle…

>> No.42584153

>>42584022
I bench 245 but there's no way in fuck I could beat Altare in a fight. Nigga is a black belt or something

>> No.42584158

Dude probably gets winded walking a mile.

>> No.42584162

>not even breathing
this fucking jobber

>> No.42584163

I’m worry for leader… 500 push-ups…

>> No.42584166

If there only was a method that would allow him to improve his stamina while being enjoyable. Maybe something involving other person. Oh well I guess it can't be helped and there is nothing we can do.

>> No.42584169

Leader confirmed for not breathing properly

>> No.42584182

I don't think he realizes how out of shape he's gotten

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>>42584136
rude

>> No.42584200

>Not getting oxygen
HIS MUSCLES !

>> No.42584219

>>42584182
i think he’s realizing right now

>> No.42584225

>I want to see myself getting punched
>this might not be the right place for that
What did he mean by this

>> No.42584230

>>42584166
Go be horny somewhere else Flay

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>>42584166
Do... Do you want the boys to beat eachother up, Jackass style?

>> No.42584249

SHINTARE? SHINTARE? SHINTARE?

>> No.42584256

>>42584166
i was hoping that almond off collab would've improved altare's stamina

>> No.42584289

Shinri, huh…

>> No.42584291

>>42584242
Hi. I'm Regis Altare and this is TempusJACKASS. [scene of Altare kicking Axel down a slip and slide hill into Bettel]

>> No.42584299

>>42584166
gay sex?

>> No.42584307

He talks about Shinri these days like he talked about Vesper

>> No.42584334

>>42584182
Getting punished for it live lmao

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>>42584289

>> No.42584351

>>42584166
he and flay should do an endurance stream during their offcollab

>> No.42584371

I really need to see him do Ring Fit now...

>> No.42584387

>>42584291
Would fucking kneel

>> No.42584393

FUCKING FUJOS GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

>> No.42584395

>>42584371
This is his Ring Fit stream anon

>> No.42584402

>>42584307
stop trying to make shintare altnowa, it could never be altnowa

>> No.42584418

This twink wants be absolutely destroyed by Shinri

>> No.42584436

HES STRIPPING

>> No.42584438

Ladies please

>> No.42584439

>>42584307
It's weird. It's like he's trying to replace Vesper with Shinri, but I imagine that it's gonna hurt them both, with Altare not accepting Shinri by who he is

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This guy...

>> No.42584467

>>42584393
fitness streams are made for fujoposting anon

>> No.42584475

Naked domestic violence ASMR, GET READY

>> No.42584480

>>42584371
Flay's Ring Fit is still a surprise to me

>> No.42584487

>>42584402
I'm not. I'm just saying Altare is doting again the way he once did. I never cared for Altnowa anyway, it was a clusterfuck by the end of it

>> No.42584488

>>42584439
It's not that deep fujo

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>>42584307
We're getting closer and closer to this becoming a reality. Just need Altare to make a move on Oga.

>> No.42584544

>>42584418
bottomtare fans finally have some material

>> No.42584553

HE IS JOBBING

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i was already horny from flay's stream te bettel redirect turned me off but im feeling it again

>> No.42584560

Wtf happened to this general. It's all fujos now.

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>>42584439
>Altare not accepting Shinri by who he is
interesting

>> No.42584570

He turned from a jock to a twinky nerd…

>> No.42584567

Man leader is turning that dude's face into burger

>> No.42584573

Leader’s desperate screams…

>> No.42584574

>>42584560
Always has been

>> No.42584586

>>42584560
Always has been... I'm the last straight anon here.

>> No.42584591

>>42584560
Altare is panting and pandering anon

>> No.42584598

>>42583517
you outed yourself

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>>42584586
not so fast

>> No.42584623

>>42584570
its performance anxiety pls andastando

>> No.42584628

>i’m not even fighting against another member of tempus

>> No.42584654

>>42584517
altventurers are so jealous and bitter it's crazy lol

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>>42584586
now wait just a minute

>> No.42584659

>gassing himself in the first 10 seconds of each round
he's ngmi

>> No.42584660

>>42584574
I beg to differ. The fujos we had were more tasteful. And mostly kept to dead hours.

>> No.42584669

>>42584617
You confessed to dating men, Axel.

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No... Altare... the kayfabe...

>> No.42584718

>>42584660
we are watching sex on stream what do you expect

>> No.42584719

he's getting desperate lmao

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>>42584660

>> No.42584732

leader yume status?

>> No.42584763

>>42584660
streams like this and ringfit are gonna bring out the yumes and fujos anon

>> No.42584768

He’s… not gonna be able to do this for an hour, is he?

>> No.42584769

THIS is the terror that stalks the streets at 3AM?

>> No.42584789

>>42584560
based based

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>>42584769
He's just having an off day

>> No.42584806

>>42584763
Been checking the previous threads. Not really.

>> No.42584826

who is the most athletic in tempus?

>> No.42584827

>>42584732
I'm watching this on the telly with my senpai. I'm dying on the inside.

>> No.42584828

>>42584717
is that a fate character or gbf character?

>> No.42584851

>>42584763
ironically flayon's ring fit was less suggestie than this one kek

>> No.42584858

>>42584826
Flay

>> No.42584862

>>42584732
Happy because I think it’s cute when he’s embarrassed and a little pathetic.

>> No.42584864

>>42584769
He's an ambusher

>> No.42584868

>>42584826
Nowa, Flayon, or Shinri if he's still in shape.

>> No.42584880

>>42584826
definitely flay

>> No.42584882

RIP all his technique

>> No.42584901

>>42584826
Nowa maybe, the true fear is if the answer is Flay

>> No.42584915

>>42584826
Athletic is 100% Axel because he actually plays basketball still.
Fitness is probably Flayon.

>> No.42584919

>>42584826
Flay definitely has the most stamina of all of them, but "most athletic" is a broad question

>> No.42584936

>>42584826
Only proof we have is Flay, everything else is speculation

>> No.42584956

clutched the W

>> No.42584958

>>42584915
Axel threw up after just playing a game of basketball dude. He's the first to say he's not really "in shape" at all anymore.

>> No.42584960

>Priest Vs Demon
It's over

>> No.42584959

>Getting lightheaded
He's going to die

>> No.42584961

>>42584868
nowa really?

>> No.42584963

watch him get a fucking nosebleed

>> No.42584964

>>42584826
Was Magni before his back hort
Is now probably Flay

>> No.42584974

>>42584915
Dingo is dying from asthma though

>> No.42584985

Is VR Boxing really this athletic? Aren't you just standing around in open space flailing your arms around without any weight or resistance?

>> No.42584988

>>42584826
>All these Flay
kid got folded from RFA what are you on lmao

>> No.42584996

>>42584959
First vtuber to die on stream let's gooo

>> No.42585000

>>42584963
wouldn't be the first time

>> No.42585006

>my head hurts
oh that's not a good sign

>> No.42585013

>>42584958
"In shape" isn't the same as athleticism. You can be athletic but out of shape. Athleticism refers to how well you can sports. Tom Brady has a miserable 40 yd time but he's athletic as fuck

>> No.42585015

altnowa is obsolete now that altare has a new korean daddy playtoy

>> No.42585016

>>42584826
magni pre-back injury. now it's machi

>> No.42585047

>>42584985
I think it's also the fact that every time he gets hit his vision gets burry from the game which is causing him to get disoriented.

>> No.42585056

>>42584351
altare and flay doing a ring fit off collab and by the end of it you can barely hear altare and that's when flay cuts off the stream and starts taking advantage of leader who's almost passed out on the floor ToT

>> No.42585067

>>42584985
See for yourself, set a two minute timer on your phone and try shadowboxing while keeping your arms up, and add in some upper body movement as well. Do that 3x with a 1 min break between.

>> No.42585077

What does Leader do 50 pushups for? 50 gifted memberships?
Someone should do that.

>> No.42585085

>>42584985
Yeah, I'm confused as to how this is actually tiring. Then again I never tried sports in VR

>> No.42585087

>>42584985
Since there's no physical feedback it's easy to over-exert yourself by going too hard with shitty technique

>> No.42585106

EHHHHHHHHHH? EASY MODO???????

>> No.42585130

LMAO ALTARE WTF

>> No.42585154

LMFAO ALTARE

>> No.42585156

HE HATES HIM

>> No.42585159

He's going insane lmao

>> No.42585161
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SHINY SPICY STATUS

>> No.42585170

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.42585172

>he pulls out vesper and goes all out on him
your reaction?

>> No.42585178

Let's go AXELSWEEP

>> No.42585192

Mooom Altare is writing fanfiction on stream again

>> No.42585204

>>42585172
KINOO, but he wouldn't i bet

>> No.42585209

pure cringekino

>> No.42585213

He's writing his own fanfiction. I love this idiot.

>> No.42585220

schizokino…

>> No.42585224

>>42585161
CHUUNI FINAL ARC
GUILD LEADER VS MASTER GLADIATOR
FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY RIGHTS OF BETTEL

>> No.42585231

>>42585172
Happy since he would at least acknowledge him

>> No.42585248

>>42584988
???
He played on the highest difficulty setting and wasn't even out of breath

>> No.42585264

Jesus, the ref is scary looking

>> No.42585272

>>42585231
you would be okay with him acknowledging him even if he was beating him?

>> No.42585303

THAT'S IT. We need all of tempus to do a ring fit stream and test their endurance

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>>42585272
Yes

>> No.42585341

>>42585272
Attention Withdrawing is horrible

>> No.42585351

>>42585303
They could even make some competition with that challenge mode to see who get the highest numbers

>> No.42585353

>>42585303
I want to hear Vesper moan ToT

>> No.42585366

>>42585303
Flayon > Vesper > Shinri > Magni > Hakka > Altare > Axel > Bettel

>> No.42585380

>>42585303
I want that so bad, Magni doesn't have to partake though

>> No.42585393

>>42584988
>kid got folded from RFA
Did you even watch his stream? He was a goddamn monster in the game, didn't even break a sweat nor gotten winded like Axel. People expected lewd sounds from him but got a proper workout stream from him instead.

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>>42585353
God....YES!

>> No.42585430

>Cant sub to tell him to fucking pace himself and not flail his arms so much
Someone help this guy before he kills himself.

>> No.42585432

>>42585393
I mean, he was 99 years old until he changed it to 19 mid way

>> No.42585472

Maaaaa! Altare is making fun of me!

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>>42585351
>to see who get the highest numbers

>> No.42585522

eating popcorn in bed while watching altare....

>> No.42585526

>>42585509
kek

>> No.42585527

>the older brother is the better you
HE'S TOO MUCH LIKE ME FR FR

>> No.42585537

>>42585421
ugly

>> No.42585542

Is altare..a Unicorn?

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>>42585509
NOOOOO, not like this

>> No.42585570

What kind of Silent Hill shit is this

>> No.42585571

wtf kek

>> No.42585583

wtf is this lmao

>> No.42585596

>>42585013
Dingo just played basketball during high school. That's a low brow. You'd be putting Altare way above Axel with that standard. He did soccer, football, taekwondo, kendo but korean, and even played horns and was part of a touring music band playing cello.

>> No.42585607

Bro's fighting his inner demons

>> No.42585615

He's fighting Rio

>> No.42585616

MYSTERY NIGGA

>> No.42585618

>Literally just a normal enemy but he turns invisible
Not impressed

>> No.42585635

>suicide jokes

>> No.42585639

Altare you are a weeb and still weaker than me my dimwitted little brother !

Time for REGIS ROJO ! !

>> No.42585642

/MANS/ leader is talking about suicide again.

>> No.42585653

>>42585509
kek

>> No.42585657

>>42585618
Isn't it that he turns intangible?

>> No.42585661

altare didn't take his meds today.....

>> No.42585687

>>42585642
he thinks about it a lot

>> No.42585716

>>42585635
>>42585642
It's his go to

>> No.42585763

What kind of VR setup does he have?

>> No.42585817

>throw technique out the window
>win
great game

>> No.42585832

>>42585763
probably a really shitty one since he has a small room

>> No.42585921

>paid actors

>> No.42585963

Cute whiny leader…

>> No.42585987

>Last match
Is he really going to stream for just one hour?

>> No.42586015

>>42585987
do you want him to die?

>> No.42586060

>>42585763
It's been a while but I am almost sure it's Oculus.

>> No.42586069

https://www.youtube.com/live/HCpX63PT0w8?feature=share
>Let's brainstorm some new emotes together
he loves us!

>> No.42586105

Altare's ryona yumes eating good today

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>>42586015
I mean...

>> No.42586107

>>42585432
Then he chose the highest options you can get in the game. He wanted more from the game if you didn't hear him calling for more reps on stream.

>> No.42586120

>>42586069
Oh nice, I thought today was a superchat stream

>> No.42586126

>>42586069
magni mixed up the days for the membership and sc streams i guess

>> No.42586132

Yeah im touching myself to these sounds later tonight

>> No.42586149

>>42586069
wait a minute, today is the superchat reading....HE'S A LIAR!!!!! (also idk why he scheduled a superchat reading, pretty sure he's read them all on stream lol)

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>>42586132

>> No.42586174

He's not even protecting his face anymore and just wailing like a madman

>> No.42586187

>>42584828
is a BnP character

>> No.42586189

>>42584961
He's a biker

>> No.42586197

>>42585421
sniffFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MMMMMMMMM OJISAN SMELL SNIFFF MMM

>> No.42586194

>>42586069
oh sweet! magni's emote selection is kind of small compared to the other hq boys

>> No.42586210

>hurts himself
Altare… you idiot…

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>>42586132

>> No.42586255

>>42586172
sorry you have to share this general with women

>> No.42586263

>>42586126
>>42586149
he hates us!

>> No.42586265

>>42586194
i mean it was sizeable at the beginning but he's thrown around some ideas but never gotten them out like the magmite throwing money or the 3-part magmite

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>>42586069
Why that magmite hissing at Magni?

>> No.42586285

>>42586255
Imagine thinking that's a woman

>> No.42586304

>>42586132
That's pretty gay anon

>> No.42586307

I love our fujos because they filter catalog retards
Keep on posting you horny women
Godspeed!

>> No.42586315

>>42586282
its because he HATES us >:(

>> No.42586321

>>42586282
Bgm incident during the last drawing stream

>> No.42586322

>>42586282
discmites, purisu andasutando

>> No.42586326

Altare sounds like he’s giving birth

>> No.42586329

This man sucking wind

>> No.42586344

>>42586326
yea, to me.

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>>42586282
because he HATES us and cucked us live on stream

>> No.42586372

Gonna need some timestamps, sisters

>> No.42586395

>>42586344
bettel...

>> No.42586420

>>42586344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk

>> No.42586431

squawky on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGaS_jTWW9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGaS_jTWW9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGaS_jTWW9w

>> No.42586480

>>42586431
>squawky
Lmao

>> No.42586487

>>42586326
kek

>> No.42586492

Can Altare beat you in a fist fight?

>> No.42586495

He did it

>> No.42586503

HE DID IT

>> No.42586554

>>42586492
I got to the gym. I can probably beat up everyone in Tempus and the majority of /MANS/

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somehow this ended up being the ring fit stream i've been asking for since debut

>> No.42586592

>flayon was watching him tire himself out

>> No.42586597

>>42586069
Goddammit, the one day I can't watch him live.

>> No.42586611

>>42586592
>and fapping the whole time

>> No.42586624

>Tarkov
it'll be an utter shitshow assuming they are going in blind or without a guide, but also kino.

>> No.42586631

>>42586592
he was jerking off to it

>> No.42586633

>>42586592
The fanboy...

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>>42586592

>> No.42586678

>>42586554
Fight me anon.
I am 195 cm/ 6'4 tall and I've been doing BJJ for 7 years now.

>> No.42586683

>>42586624
They've been grinding off-stream a fair bit, from stream chatter.

>> No.42586688

>>42584826
Vesper
>Avid biker while some streamers never leave the house
>Goes out hiking, fishing, spent his suspension camping inna woods with a boar spear

>> No.42586695

>>42586592
Assessing the enemy, luckily no match at all

>> No.42586704

>>42586624
They played a lot offstream since last week, so it should be fine. It'd be the usual 4 men too so it'll be fun regardless.

>> No.42586718

>the men in this thread are trying to relieve their sexual urges by wrestling

>> No.42586720

>>42586624
They've been playing every night for a week anon

>> No.42586724

>>42586624
exit campers...

>> No.42586748

>>42586718
You're allowed to watch

>> No.42586766

>>42586688
Cyclist*

>> No.42586768

Does anyone use Altventurers anymore?

>> No.42586772

>>42586718
>In this thread
Since ancient greece, this is what wrestling's all about baby

>> No.42586784

>>42586718
Wrestling is based as fuck. Nothing more hetero than wrangling around with another dude on the ground, dripping in sweat, your raw man meat smashing repeatedly against his.

>> No.42586807

>>42586768
isn't altventurer for the individual and cultare for the group?

>> No.42586813

>>42586683
>>42586704
>>42586720
Thank goodness. Watching people going in with zero knowledge is a frustrating experience. Can't wait for all the chaos, TKing, and communication breakdown once SHTF.

>> No.42586815

I'm surprised he lasted the hour considering he hasn't slept and eats like shit. Hope he starts exercising more often

>> No.42586836

>>42586784
there's a golden kamuy scene for this exact scenario

>> No.42586837

>>42584936
What is the proof?

>> No.42586840

>>42586807
Altventurer is for non-members.

>> No.42586854

>>42586807
altventurer is the fan collective name and cultare is a name used for members member

>> No.42586853
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>>42586718

>> No.42586888

>>42585642
Being a pathetic laughing stock is his only source of humor

>> No.42586893

>>42586840
>>42586854
ahhhh donmai thanks for the correction

>> No.42586923

>>42586688
That's what he's told us yes

>> No.42586942

>>42586815
He still streams at least 6 times a week and is doing a bunch of shit off stream, he is ngmi.

>> No.42586952

>>42586768
I do, because I just have gifted membership. Personally, I see Cultare as someone who pays for membership.

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42586966

Flayon......
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1622148641350877184

>> No.42586975

>>42586815
Yeah… for the 500 push-ups…

>> No.42586994
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>> No.42587012

So which homos are going to play the wizard game? I think it will be Altare and maybe Magni. And I think Flayon will start drama over it.

>> No.42587023

>>42586923
who is your oshi, passive aggressive anon

>> No.42587052

don't

>> No.42587059

>>42586966
Flay flay would do anything for his leader...h-hot....

>> No.42587076

>>42587023
who is your oshi, passive aggressive anon

>> No.42587077

>>42587052
donut

>> No.42587092
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42587092

>>42587052

>> No.42587101

>>42586994
RAPE

>> No.42587120

>>42587052
Okay, I'll give my (you) to you instead. Please treat it well.

>> No.42587121

>>42586923
also magni implies vesper is buff but vesper implies he is getting fat

>> No.42587140

>>42587023
Axel, I'm not passive aggressive, I'm realistic. everyone talks big as a vtuber - even Axel once or twice

>> No.42587179

>>42587140
big hands...

>> No.42587180

>>42587140
Cool, you're a cunt like your oshi

>> No.42587196

>>42586592
altmachi cute

>> No.42587204

>>42587121
Magni said Vesper has "dad strength", which doesn't necessarily mean he's in good shape. He could just be a big guy.

>> No.42587227

>>42587204
he definitely has a beer belly

>> No.42587231

>>42587059
ToT flay just wants to be used

>> No.42587238

>>42587121
he didn't call him buff, just strong. he could be big in any direction for that to be true

>> No.42587252

>>42587140
>>42586923
Never trust a word a vtuber says unless you physically see their body doing what they say they are capable of or are doing

>> No.42587275

hermanito sexo ToT

>> No.42587281

>>42587227
I agree, Magni is becoming a borderline alcoholic after the accident

>> No.42587297

>>42587121
magni also says altare has veiny arms, i think he just has rose colored glasses on

>> No.42587304

hakka laying eggs!

>> No.42587306

>>42587180
Vtubing is a super sedentary job. Do you really think any of these people are as into shape as they were before?

>> No.42587313

>>42587281
but anon, magni has always been a borderline alcoholic(lightweight edition)

>> No.42587333

>>42587252
Bro, it's not that deep.
People are just ranking things like those anime powerlevel tier lists. Who cares whether Nowa can beat Madara.

>> No.42587340

>>42587297
no he definitely has veiny arms

>> No.42587354

>>42587297
Oh, the arms are not a lie anon

>> No.42587359

>>42587204
ToT Bear Vesper....

>> No.42587378

>>42587306
they also only stream for maximum a couple hours a day. that leaves them plenty of time to hit the gym

>> No.42587385

>>42587333
anon, no one cares about madara, we're asking if nowa can beat goku or superman

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>>42587304
ovipostion...

>> No.42587403

>>42587297
>el no sabe

>> No.42587407

>>42587297
No, that one is confirmed.

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Scrub this thread already the vibe is dead

>> No.42587424

>>42587396
ToT fat fuck hermanito!

>> No.42587456

Hakka valentine’s day stream confirmed!

>> No.42587472
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poor bettel https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1623128500084563968?s=20

>> No.42587503

>>42587297
you haven't seen the thing?

>> No.42587514
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42587514

>>42587456
I can't wait ToT

>> No.42587524

>>42587514
h-hot

>> No.42587529

>>42587297
please don't remind me of altare's arms I don't want to be horny anymore

>> No.42587535

>>42587472
h-hayai

>> No.42587537

>>42587204
>He could just be a big guy.
UUUU

>> No.42587538

>>42587514
holy fucking SEX

>> No.42587569

>>42587514
Hakka cute~!

>> No.42587588

>>42587514
SEX WITH OTOUTO BIRB

>> No.42587608

4/8 Tempus boys doing vday specials confirmed?

>> No.42587619

>>42587537
giving Vesper a hug and rubbing your face in his chest and pinching his fat rolls while he gives you a big squeeze ToT sniffing in his sweet yet musky aroma

>> No.42587623

>>42587514
YES YES YES YES YES YES

>> No.42587660

AAAAAHHHH HAKKA IS HAVING POOR MENTALITY AGAIN

>> No.42587686

>>42587608
yep, for now at least

>> No.42587705

>>42587608
>Magni
>Altare
>Hakka
Who else?

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42587743

if Vesper doesnt do anything for valentines day i will anti him. no his birthday streams dont count. I just want to love you old man... love forever...

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>> No.42587747

>>42587608
isn't it 5 now?

>> No.42587752

>>42587608
damn, the sisters are winning

>> No.42587771

>>42587743
Schizo vestie treat ya mans better...

>> No.42587781

>>42587748
Altare is a SLUT

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>>42587743

>> No.42587803

>>42587705
i thought axel said he would too?

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https://twitter.com/mintyIicious/status/1623094913343553537
Bettelgoose and Brian

>> No.42587819

>>42587743
stop threatening him with mpreg art and maybe he'll give a damn

>> No.42587822

>>42587748
Biggest whore in Tempus

>> No.42587832

>>42587819
kek that was funny

>> No.42587843

>>42587803
i think so too, but not sure if im misremembering. only guildmates left to confirm are shinri, vesper, flayon, and bettel

>> No.42587847

>>42587803
Ah thanks, Flay said he might do something but he has no idea as to what that is

>> No.42587855

>>42587748
I want to get married to leader and have lovey dovey leglocking sex with him

>> No.42587856
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>>42587822
You called?

>> No.42587861

Just got free from work. Why was Altare stream so short? Is he safe? Is he alright?

>> No.42587874

>>42587705
Axel and Flayon

>> No.42587880

>>42587822
he is not taking magni's crown that easily

>> No.42587912

>>42587803
Yeah he was the first

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>>42587819
>>42587771
no

>> No.42587918

>>42587748
You can take the man out of a whore but you can't take the whore out of a man.

>> No.42587922

>>42587861
nothing bad, he just ran out of stamina

>> No.42587923

>>42587861
He's fine, just out of shape. He also "played CS:GO" with Shinri and Bettel for like 2 hours right before.

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>>42587514
VENTI "CREAM", WITH EXTRA "CREAM"

>> No.42587939

>>42587861
he had a heart attack on stream, it was pretty rough to watch

>> No.42587955

>>42587918
ngl I don't think it would be easy to get him out of a whore

>> No.42587962

>>42587861
He died and now Regis is the one taking control of his body. Just gotta wait until he respawn again

>> No.42587973

>>42587847
Please Flay do ASMR. All he has to do is read off typical otome game lines with ASMR mic and I'll be happy.

>> No.42588008

>>42587973
You already got yandere ASMR on his SC reading why must you ask more of him

>> No.42588026

>>42587955
ToT the boys trying to rip Altare off Magni ToT

>> No.42588039

>>42587973
if he roleplays oneeshota i will KNEEL i just want to hear his onee-san again

>> No.42588073
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42588073

yellow or orange

>> No.42588089

>>42587407
source

>> No.42588090

>>42587856
He needs to WHORE harder. He's slipping in the rankings.

>> No.42588098

>>42588073
orange

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>>42588073
bald

>> No.42588113

>>42588026
hot...

>> No.42588116

>>42588073
Orange would be better Axel, however, I know you are whipped by your mane chan so it's alright if you leave it as is

>> No.42588127

>>42588073
Prefer orange.

>> No.42588135

>>42588073
Orange. Yellow doesn't even look like an Axel mascot.

>> No.42588138

>>42587955
yeah, me..... please

>> No.42588150

>>42588106
uh anon, even with those filters, i think you need to spoiler that picrel tbhdesu. too lewd

>> No.42588162

>Wants to sing like Chester

>> No.42588174

>>42588073
I was ok with yellow but it's such an ugly yellow now that I see it next to orange...

>> No.42588186

>>42588073
It should graduate from yellow on the inside to orange on the outer

>> No.42588191

>>42588073
God, orange looks so much better.

>> No.42588208

>>42588073
That edit doesn't look good but orange

>> No.42588212

>>42588162
>Based hermanito

>> No.42588235

>>42588073
Is it really yellow because Shinri got first dibs on orange? They must be able to share a color..

>> No.42588241

>>42588162
Hermanito... do you need help?

>> No.42588264

Pakopakopakopakopako

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I'm going to actually talk about the stream and say that I think it's very impressive that Hakka is purely self taught and he's never had any kind of professional tutoring, I hope he gets his wish to get taught by his kami-oshi in metal screaming and gets actual tutoring through Hololive as well. The dude has potential to spare.

>> No.42588274

>>42588026
fics doko

>> No.42588326

I heard a dog barking around the same time I heard Hakka's...
t. spic

>> No.42588336

>>42588073
Orange

>> No.42588349
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>Sat down to watch Altare's boxing VOD bc I missed it live
>Aw it's only 1h long, I wonder why
>Start watching
>Ok I immediately get it now
My boy is dying

>> No.42588367

If there is 3 in tempurple there can be 2 in temporange

>> No.42588389

>>42587456
Can't catch birb right now, did he give any details on what of content it'll be?

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>>42588349
Why is he biting his lip?

>> No.42588396

something about hakka's rigging feels off, especially when he turns his face to the side

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Shinri with a shirt on though...

>> No.42588401

Anyone made the AI voice Flayon speaking the Kira line?

>> No.42588405

>>42588326
momento latam

>> No.42588410

>>42588349
He’s so weak…

>> No.42588432

>>42588389
No, My bet is either handcam or spanish love songs serenade

>> No.42588443

>>42588401 (me)
I mean the one he did pre-debut

>> No.42588482

That Altare stream made me realize something
In Altmachi Flay would probably be the dom purely because he could outlast Altare during sex easily

>> No.42588506

>music is win
MY BUTT IS FARTIN

>> No.42588505

>>42588482
You already said this fujochamma

>> No.42588532

>>42588401
he did it on stream, twice even i think

>> No.42588541

>>42588505
I am someone else anonchama. I didn't know someone else said it

>> No.42588542

>>42588106
It really does look like a black dick kek

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42588573

>>42588186

>> No.42588614

>>42588573
Instantly better

>> No.42588618

>>42588482
i mean machi is the domtop of tempus

>> No.42588640

>>42588573
A little more orange and I'd accept it but I still prefer full orang

>> No.42588653

>>42588573
looks way better, still don't like its tail and body color though, I also think it should crawl like an actual axolotl

>> No.42588689

>Drawing stream
AAAAAAH HE IS CHANGING GAMES!

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>>42588640

>> No.42588806

>>42588733
ayo that's pretty good

>> No.42588818

>>42588733
>>42588573
I truly hope Axel sees these

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>>42588818

>> No.42588894

Hakka's drawing of Shinri is really cute.

>> No.42588910

>>42588073
>>42588733
Give me one of these or I'm out

>> No.42588923

>>42588863
You can say you saw it on twitter and we'll pretend to believe you, it's all good mate

>> No.42588961

hakka is an ARTIST

>> No.42588964

>>42588894
Big brows

>> No.42588963

>>42588923
>Implying Axel is here

>> No.42588974

>>42588073
Orange for sure

>> No.42589043

>>42588073
I honestly like the yellow, orange blends too much with the tie

>> No.42589048

Hakka is genuinely not bad.

>> No.42589049
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>> No.42589053

Why Bettel's siri is a male now? I remember she was a girl in that horror game

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amazing

>> No.42589058
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Talent recognizes talent

>> No.42589118

Hakka and Pako collab please.

>> No.42589117

>>42589043
Have you never heard of a limited palette

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42589140

>>42589052

>> No.42589167

>>42589058
pako is cute. i hope he gets a chance to design a tempus boy costume or something.

>> No.42589179

>Bettel called Hakka a mean name today

>> No.42589187

>>42589140
no..... the bushy eyebrows are invading...

>> No.42589200

hakka does NOT understand flay's hair kek

>> No.42589213

>>42589053
During that horror game he was also going through all the siri voices to see which one wanted to date him anon

>> No.42589247

>>42589117
Fewer colors doesn't automatically make it better, I'll be the only design defender if I have to be

>> No.42589262

>>42589179
i bet bettel called hakka a DIRTY XENO

>> No.42589265

>>42589200
Tbf it is a weird ass gradient

>> No.42589276

>>42589058
pako, please have another daughter or son holo....

>> No.42589337

If they use these as icons I’ll cry

>> No.42589382

>>42589337
that would be so cute

>> No.42589385

>>42589247
Make the tie yellow then. How does one design an Axel mascot and not make orange the main colour.

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>>42589337

>> No.42589419

>>42589337
They rotate with their Discord pfp.

>> No.42589444

>>42589337
just like HQ :')

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42589467

even a professional artist struggles

>> No.42589476

HAKKA MAMA…

>> No.42589508

>>42589467
Most don't bother to do the black hair fade in

>> No.42589525

>>42589385
I like it, Axel must of liked it to approve it, good enough for me

>> No.42589541

tempus gartic phone kino onegai

>> No.42589559

>>42589467
Mama Shokuen is too strong........

>> No.42589561

Hakka hates Bettel…

>> No.42589573

>>42589467
why is pako so cute? he is now my oshi

>> No.42589622

I'm feeling down and lonely, what vod should I watch?

>> No.42589669

>>42589622
watch Hakka he's live drawing

>> No.42589684

>>42589622
The CS:GO stream of Gavis Bettel

>> No.42589719

Xenocunian's are racist against utopian's

>> No.42589731

>>42589669
Oh nice
>>42589684
But Altare makes me feel weird

>> No.42589768

>>42589719
I would be too if they called their land utopia

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>>42589731
>But Altare makes me feel weird

>> No.42589779

>>42589719
its a known fact, hakka is the most racist xenokunian and magni is the most racist utopian

>> No.42589802

>>42589731
>But Altare makes me feel weird
Like in a horny sense? Don't watch his boxing VOD then.

>> No.42589805

hakka…?

>> No.42589821

>>42589779
God bless Shinri for appealing to UOP

>> No.42589903

i keep hearing
>the cutest and the cunniest exorcist

>> No.42589908

>>42589821
shinri is such a utopian tom, always playing late at night with bettel, magni, and altare

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