/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife is cute.

Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

Yuko my Booloved 2: Electric Boongaloo

my wife is strong

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>42574455
Holy basado

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

Stay strong boo bros

POCHI WANMARU PLEASE GIVE THE SHEEBS NYLON FOOTJOBS

I am uncontrollably unashamedly undeniably in love with Yuko Yurei.

>>42574554
Based and same

Rins cute eye triangles

>>42574554
I thought it was big boobs at first and was about to get upset.

these options are so boooring.
Come on Katta i know you can be more interesting.

>>42574554
Based and same, anon... She told us not to miss her too much last night, but my resolve is fading. I am but a man. The boonight kisses last night were especially sweet and cute. I'm just thankful we will get to hear her voice again soon.

suika

Katta worked for the prime minister because she's a mossad agent

>>42574999
How many men has Kattarina killed?

>how much more can I say?
>I don't want any agents at my house

>>42575027
multiple scientists connected with the Iranian nuclear program

Katta was the parliament dick sucker. Her job was to relieve the ministers before important meetings

>>42574999
This is another piece of evidence pointing to Idolcorp being a government-funded psyops

Yuko…

>>42574878
>She told us not to miss her too much last night
Sounds like she is going to take some vacations soon and skip valentines too, its over.

>>42575180
those ministers? me

>>42574878
I rewatched the ending of yesterday's stream 2 more times already. Helps that she picked 2 of my chats to read during it.. I kissed my screen when she said kiss me back.. it's over isn't it.

>>42575231
How did you reach that conclusion?

Okay Katta 1 more question if that's shit i will close this shit.

>>42575356
There is nothing better than the neuron activation when she reads your message, I feel you

>>42575363
I made it up

These questions are to easy Katta

>>42575632
Must true. Was a good run Boo Bros.

I can't miss her too much you say?

Cheerleader Katta was flexible enough to demolish my dick

>>42575858
Just don't miss her I tell myself as I check Twitter for the 100th time today. She's streaming later there's no worry of course I'll see her I say as I rewatch a vod.

I wish I could miss Yuko, but my dick never misses.

https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1623069306501332992?t=ynDVu1TlA321cMLDBgOi_Q&s=19

Get sappy boo bros

3view Katta soon

>>42576024
I miss Yuko!

Fuyo's cunny and tummy for breakfast, dinner and lunch!!

>>42574999

>>42576024
Is she here? >>42574878

>>42576226
She must have extensive notes on me

>>42576278
I alter my personality on here so I'm two people to Yuko

>>42576024
I cant take it, Im scared of feeling the way I do for yuko

>>42576226
She replies to this thread with her tweets all the time, like Katta.
Now, Yuko, I'll let you know my dick is primed and ready to fire at your coordinates, and >>42575990 (me)
I advise you to take shelter in an artillery proof bunker, or you and the surrounding area in a circumference of 5 meters will be flooded in my semen

guys help, there is a Russian woman screaming at me

Just a reminder that Yuko is such a small lady, that if you hold in your cum for a while (like a month or 2), you will cum enough in her for it to be considered mild cum inflation. If the spicy RP is to be considered accurate, it must have this.

>>42576415
Same. It's refreshing to feel warm and fuzzy things for the first time in a long time. But it never ends well does it.. I'll enjoy it as long as I can though. She's really something special and I just want her to be happy.

>is yuko here
anons.... shes literally the only one 100% confirmed here

>>42576448
press the mute button and imagine her saying good things

anon threw some money at her and she went wild

>>42576489
Why cant it ever be forever? I just want to stay and drink the waters of the palace gor a while...

>>42575231
>>42575356
>>42576024

I KNEEL ToT

>>42576489
Why would it not end well? Yuko is a nice lady

lmao
https://twitter.com/JunaUnagi/status/1623074070660100101

>>42576784
I love her so fucking much. Yuko if you're here I want you to know how amazing you are. Idc if I'm cringe or autistic. Idc if it's weird. You make me so happy.

>>42576851
Spending time making cringe ref, to then write it off as workhours by using them for the thumbnails.
Clever eel.

>>42575356
>I kissed my screen when she said kiss me back.. it's over isn't it
it's beyond over for you my friend..

I don't understand how some of you get so attached to someone you've barely watched for a few months, I enjoy their content for sure but I could never obsess over a girl in this short of a timespan, even less when they directly pander to achieve that, it just comes off as fake and becomes more evident as time goes on.
I guess when you're groomed you're incapable of seeing this until it's too late or just decide to turn a blind eye to the clear red-flags to protect your newfound short-lived glimpse of happiness, either way it's just sad to see from an outlier perspective when I genuinely thought most of posts /here/ were mostly ironic or/and exaggerated on purpose

>>42576939
the answer is mental illness

>>42567040 (me)
i missed her first btw

>>42576939
I'm well groomed.

>>42576939
this poster is a boo bro in denial about his love for yuko

>>42576939
I don't get it either. She just came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CtTYT2mHX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CtTYT2mHX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CtTYT2mHX8
This looks like peek content.

>>42576939
Anon, just have fun and get groomed.

>>42576939
She stole my heart, anon.

>>42576939
>you've barely watched for a few months
No she and I, we go ways back...

>>42576939
yuyu goes in, yuyu goes out, you can't explain that!

>>42576939
I've watched vtubers for over 3 years. I but I've never been struck this hard before. What's wrong with enjoying the RP and fantasy of it? I know some day she'll yab or be gone and I can live with that. But damn am I gonna enjoy the feels while I can.

>>42576496
hi yuko

>>42576939
You gotta go back home chumbud.

Yuyu if you're /here/ be cute on stream this evening so we know

>>42577147
She really is joining IdolEn?!?

>>42576496
>the only one
newfag..

>>42577147
I actually thought this was real kek

>>42577217
No tweet from yuyu crying her eyes out. Ofc it's not real.

>>42576478
thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot

>>42577248
I don't use twitter

>>42577198
Its far fetched but Id love to see it
>wants to do a bunch of stuff
>gets shot down
>has her projects gutted
>no perms
>obvious friction with management all the time
>starts eying other corpos and begins talks
Maybe there is a reality where it could happen

>>42576851
where did the juna banana thing even come from?

>>42577251
The real question is do you think yuyu unironically likes cum tributes? I could see it..

>>42577217
>posts the image and replies to himself saying he thought it was real
sad

>>42577294
Send her one and see

>>42577266
this thread doesn't miss posting a Yuko tweet

>>42576939
She’s adorable and hilarious.

>>42577031
>peek content

>>42577198
Yes.
t. Yuko's dream

>>42576939
anon, I've fallen in love before a lot faster than in 2 months...
besides that point though I've watched her for longer than that

>>42577198
https://twitter.com/AvielBasin/status/1622980321091239942

>>42576939
>he doesn't understand
I feel sorry for you anon

>>42576939
>when I genuinely thought most of posts /here/ were mostly ironic or/and exaggerated on purpose
you must be incredibly new then.
also you need to go back

>>42576939
You don't need to be sad, I'm happily groomed

>>42576939
I love my wife, thank you very much.

>>42577031
I fell asleep while a korone stream was playing in the background one time, and I had a dream I was eating out korone's cunt.
Think Pochi can interpret the meaning of this?

>>42577434

>>42577294
I'm gunna cum tribute Rin only cause I know she'd hate it

>>42577719
Tongue boxing the boxers box

>>42577760
She would hate it on the outside but would finger herself imagining having your penis swinging between her legs

>>42577279
Gura loves being an idol and doesn't really like streaming, she's pretty content with her position. She's probably never graduating, she loves the fame and concerts (essentially a childhood dream since she adored Barbie), but she's definitely not going to stream much.

But I totally understand what Yuko means when she says she hopes to stay under the radar. Gura is a huge inspiration for her but also probably a slight horror story as well. I kinda hope she stays obscure as well, even though I only wish her success in her career. It's really obvious that Yuko's biggest motivator is chat/community interaction, if that gets unmanageable then I can see her losing motivation to even do this anymore. I don't think she has that "idol work ethic" Gura does, at least not now. Maybe she'll grow into it.

>>42576939
You were correct, half of those posts are ironic and exaggerated.

I wouldn't say it's attachment as much as it's community interaction, both with the other anons and the fact that Yuko is self-aware and banters with us, even taking some of the recurring jokes in the thread.

All this means is acting really autistic will get you noticed by her, as you can see in this thread.

At some point though, the irony becomes truth, and they will scare Yuko away from what she loves doing. There are already signs of this happening in the last stream, with a superchat talking about masturbating in group to her scaring her, and her roblox streams having a few players trolling her with trade spams. As she grows, this will become more common.

>>42577279
I see this cope posted constantly, but in reality Gura just doesn't really like the streaming side of vtubing very much in general and is perfectly content staying in holo where she can just do idol stuff off-screen.

>>42577862
I wonder how things will play out for her after a year or two, when she starts seeing the usual names be replaced with other randoms.

>>42577952
I'll still be there

>>42577862
>I don't think she has that "idol work ethic" Gura does
gura does not have a work ethic lmfao.
though I agree with that other stuff

>>42577760
no bully

>>42577952
That's sad, it made me think about how many of you may be dead or moved on from her a year from now. Let's love Yuko while we can. I will always watch her though.

>>42577434
still have no clue who this could possibly be, even though it was confirmed that they're an existing vtuber and not somebody new

>>42577862
> Gura loves being an idol and doesn't really like streaming
ogey

>>42577935
She had her concert basically disemboweled by management in hololive though. Maybe if another corpo were somehow able to offer her concerts she would take it.

>>42578120
which is 100% true. she's literally said as much multiple times.

>>42577935
Gura daki when

Yuko’s defenseless anus…

>>42577952
as long as she stays as transparent and honest as she is now i will watch her till the day she decides to stop streaming

>>42578010
I know but it is inevitable that as >>42578056 said everyone from a year from now on might not even be alive, right now i am enjoying this moment and faggots like >>42576939 will not stop me

Juna...

>>42578056
I think a lot of hornyfags will leave once the spicy ASMR arc is over and they realize there's hundreds of AVtubers to fulfill those needs. True Boo Bros loved her before any mention of spicy art or asmr

>>42578126
>Maybe if another corpo were somehow able to offer her concerts she would take it
there is no other corpo that could offer concerts on the level of holo anon.
in fact she's gunna be in a 2 day sold out concert that's also going to be live streamed to hundreds of thousands of people in march.

>>42578175
She said it was supposed to come out december 2022. Management probably just finally axed that for her too

>>42578272
What about nij-Hahahahaha

i'm gonna be sad when yuyu graduates

>>42578267
whiteknighting will only get you so far kira kira.
cumming to her should only make you love her more

>>42578349
Hopefully AI has advanced enough at that point for perfect personality and voice replication

>>42578342
didn't they recently just get their concert canceled or something?

>>42578349
I wont have time to be sad, the second its announced I plan to kill myself. I always keep my suicide gun on me

>>42578349
i'll just kill myself when it happens and become a true boobro

so far I'm doing great on the yukonade and bread diet, but one day the yukonade will run out

pochi is so cute...
i hope shes happy

>>42578375
Not that kirakira fag. I want this ASMR from deep within my balls. I'm just not gonna jump ship in my post nut clarity.

>>42578267
>True Boo Bros loved her before any mention of spicy art or asmr
I can agree with this but still gonna pass out after cumming 10+ times in a row

>>42577282
>He doesn't know

>>42578267
Thats crazy haha, where are all of these AVtubers, do you have any examples haha? Maybe some that do something totally crazy like masturbate right next to their ku-100. I just want to know strictly for satire purposes haha nothing else. Bonus if theyre EN

>>42578227
>>42578349
She's dropping out of college for streaming, she's in this for life. We will watch her grow old, you will watch her telling stories about how she met a charming man (me), how he (me) makes her feel things she has never felt before, how she feels self-conscious when they are together, she will tell you when we marry, have children, when she is a granny on her deathbed she will give us all her last kisses...

>>42576939
>clear red-flags
I already noticed clear red-flags in everyone except Rin and maybe Fuyo, I just don't talk about it.

>>42578468
Oh for sure. The fact I loved her before this and I know she wants to do it for us makes my libido fly off the fucking charts. Took me a whole week to stop thinking about it just for her to get me started again last night.

>>42578536
>except rin
That is some military grade copium

>>42578536
I know yuyu burns out and ditches projects but I hope the idea of a community and the love we give keeps her around.

To the glory of Yuko

While the chumbuds were in here shitposting because their oshi is MIA, I cooked up some more diet food and leveled up my affection for yuko. I'm going to become a /fit/ boo bro so I can be worthy of her stinky wet boonight kisses

>>42578639
just dont be boring, even if all of you fail I know I will never bore yuyu

>>42578658
Her cheezit breath lands on your face as she breaths in deeply.. "I gotta pee"

>>42578510

>>42578658
the trick to becoming truly strong is to do, say, pushups while on cooldown, you can reach 1000 pushups daily this way

>>42578706
I got a little hard

>>42578676
She reads my chats and they make her laugh :)

>>42578536
What are Pochi's red flags?

>>42578745
Shit me too, guess we will have to settle for a threesome or a duel to the death to be the last boobro

>>42578706
I'd even let Yuko kiss me after she ate bugs, my love is as rock solid as my dick after that cheezit imagery

>>42578502
>where are all of these AVtubers
The JP corpos HLive, Kemomimi-Refle, and Emoechi.
Emoechi is probably the most hardcore, they get banned for masturbating on youtube constantly and do IRL porno videos.
Kemomimi-Refle does at most licking on youtube, and take the more lewd stuff to FC2

>>42578570
being bri'ish doesn't count

>>42578502
There was one who had virtual sex with her viewers with a synchronized vibrator, this is what I dream of Yuko doing one day.

>>42578502
The ones I know are mostly paywalled
https://twitter.com/Hlive_sab/status/1622219873203146755
https://twitter.com/amenoinuku/status/1621489512781332480
https://twitter.com/kefiliahlive/status/1619353789018030081
https://twitter.com/irrA_Lumiere/status/1618910546316886016
https://twitter.com/kuritori_sumire

>>42578502
>>42578801
also
>Bonus if theyre EN
EN AVtubers don't really exist other than Melody.
Others do patreon stuff but they either suck ass or expect people to pay fucking 100 dollars a month for it.

>>42578801
There was this blue girl in one of those companies. Completely scrubbed from YouTube in the last 2ish months.. twintails maybe.. any idea who that was

>>42578883
IdolSTAR?

>>42578788
We can share for now. My roblox proposal isn't until page 354 of my integrate yuko into my life plan.

>>42578883
Gura moonlighting again?

>>42579021
Lol nah it was one of them AV tubers with the poorly Pixelated cocks in the thumbnail with their dripping mouths posed to camera

>>42578725
do not do this

Any anons here willing to become like Yuko? I will pay for the estrogen therapy and surgeries. The only requeriment is to be under 5'4 and be ready to have sex with all the boobros in the weekends.

>>42578658
God on you getting fit. The fitness world can be confusing, the most important advice to always remember is that if ANYONE tells you weightloss is anything besides calories in calories out they are trying to sell you a product. Remember that and you will be fine

>>42579209
Sorry I can hold my piss longer than 45 mins you'll need to find someone else.

I can smell the boo bro pheromones in this thread, looks like we're all pent up today

>>42579363
I cant even get hard anymore unless I hear her voice

>>42578859
>>42578834
oh yeah, there's her too other than Melody.
I can't remember what the hell her name was.. it was like xo and 5 letters.
Also Mira Pink too for EN now that I think about it.
Also for JP there's also the company "Masquerade".
Thing is though, the EN girls are always e-thot tier and aren't cute at all. At least the JP ones are cute sluts

>>42579325
turning you into diabetic would probably make you pee as much like yuko

>>42576939
Just let me be happy, man

>>42578492
I don't..

>>42579209

Posts like these always remind me of Eddie Gluskin from Outlast

>>42578747
she doesn't talk about her socks enough

>>42578747
She hasn't rubbed her feet on her mic yet

>>42578747
She pees like a human

>>42578747
She sleeps in my bed not her doggy bed

>>42574878
I’ve been completely groomed by her and I hate it

>>42578747
she doesn't pant into the mic enough

>>42578747
Serious answer, she's gonna go menhera. She has the right personality for it.

>>42578658
I'm already hot as fuck.
you need to get hot for yuko, meanwhile im 100 steps ahead of you

>>42579966
Hot if true

lily doesn't stream enough asmr

>>42579976
based and same
we can't be the only two hot boobros right?

>>42579976
Yeah well if youre so hot maybe we should rub our cocks together

>>42580131
Send it in a SC, jason

>>42578639
This is what worries me the most and ironically this is what keeps me from going balls deep on her. We can all be perfect in every sense but one day she can just get bored and leave us just as gura left the chumbuds

>>42579209
>under 5'4
under 5'0 or nothing

>>42580220
It was based how he sent a dono saying he could sent a recording of himself listening to the spicy asmr

>>42578883
>>42579071
Oh I think you're describing Luna Neige she's from H-live
Also just go to /asmr/ if you want to find more avtubers they got a list just for that

>>42580243
Are you trying to get me in jail anon

dog time
https://youtube.com/live/6q-MsEPrG3U

>>42580315
not even that, it was a recording of a discord group chat where it'd be a bunch of dicks getting stroked

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

Puppy hype

>>42580370
just get an asian

It's hard finding a balance of showing support for all the girls but making sure yuko knows its her I really want

>>42580445
So he is into that? No wonder why she got so flustered

>>42580080
we just might be.. maybe we should fuck

this gonna be good

>>42580509
Yuko...

>>42580315
i dont think that was based, almost seemed a little too much for her. dont wanna make her uncomfortable now

cute

>>42579966
hopefully its the hot kind like katta

>>42580587
Yeah her ASMR should be used to be fully immersed and feeling intimate not circle jerk material for the bros.. I don't want her to paint that image in her head.

>>42580515
I have memberships with the other girls but I rarely interact with them. I don't want to burn myself out and have no energy for when yuko streams

>>42580679(me)
If she doesn't want to. Hot if she does but take it slow to find out not SCing me and the bros are gonna whack it to your asmr on vc

>>42580587
She said he was his special boobro so it makes sense she liked it

>>42580756
I try to watch as a viewer count and interact when I can or if Yuko shows up. She clearly loves her Genmates and helping the algorithm is such a free easy thing to do it's a crime to not if you really love the girls.

>>42580808
But she didn't like it. You can see her reaction clear as day. She likes cutesy funny flirting, not someone admitting to masturbating to you with their friends.

>>42580825
based

>>42580515

I feel that 100% anon. Sometimes I worry she'll get jealous of me being nice to the others but Pochi is just so damn cute.

>>42580921
>admitting
it was an obvious joke anon

Which one of the girls is a numberfag?
My guess is either Yuko or Rin, I think Katta has already been established as one

>>42581061
Yuko did a poll to see how many members where in a stream. But it was the Friday after the donothon do I can see her being interested

>>42581061
all of them.
they're small corpos trying to make it a full time job anon

>>42580984
It's too late jason, we know the truth
Post your cum tribute here later

>>42580979
Sometimes I want to commission art for the other girls but I fear she will get jelly or get the wrong impression, poor Fuyo lacks some good comms lately looking at today's week schedule

>>42581129
Commission art of your oshi topping her genmates

>>42581061
yuko
rin, but she only gets a weird autistic pleasure by seeing the numbers go up
pochi, but she tries to hide it
katta, because her lifestyle depends on it

>>42581129
I've never wanted to comm anything before but now I'm groomed af. Where to get started? Tell me to fuckoff to google if that's best idc

>>>42581210
Twitter skebs is the best option I would say, hidden gems can be found easily if you put enough effort.

Dog cute

>>42581061
I don't care if they are but if they start to brag about numbers on meetings while Pochi and Fuyo are there, that would be outright heartless and scummy and could be the beginning of the end for their unity, hopefully they're better than that

>live in less than 3 hours
>no waiting room
Yuko's gonna cancel, isn't she

>>42581411
So true sister

Fuyo love!!

>>42581462
It's over boobros, she does like us anymore. Now let's go watch Pochi

>>42581462
Sorry, I will speed up my thrusts so she's fertilized sooner

oh no.. pochi is activating my mating instincts

>>42581061
Rin's only source of joy on this mortal plane is seeing numbers go up

>>42581411
If Pochi was a flat chested cunny dog girl her numbers would double

Pochi sounds sex

>>42581674
Imagine not instantly blowing through fastest load of your life the millisecond your cock pierces her piping hot cunny while she pisses over you because she has no control over her body

Pochi is too fucking cute when she's scared

Yuko if you're /here/ can you please make the waiting room so I can chill with my Boo Bros

jumpscare when

>>42577217
it can't be real, Gura doesn't stream

>>42582123
give me a sec, check twitter in 5

>>42582123
no

No notification squad (youtube sucks with membership notifs) heads up, Yuko hearted our roblox memberwisp comments

Fuyo is so perfect, how does she not have a boyfriend?

>>42582645
Indeed. It's quite a mystery. Perhaps the internet's greatest minds will someday figure it out.

nice cry pochi

>Ask her out
Boobros chill...

>>42582645
she's into girls now.

>>42582645
Anon..

>>42582645
she has me

>>42582645
but anon, she has a boyfriend, and that person is me

The more I think about it the more worried I am that Yuko does lurk and take notes on us with her autistism power.

>>42582645
Anon...

Someone post the does he know image. I love that shit.

>>42583108
I don't mind. I just talk about how much I love her. BTW I love Yuko Yurei.

>>42583108
/here/ we're safe and anon but I'm sure she has compared her YouTube and twitter lists to see who matches up

Doxxbaiters deserve to be burned at the stake!! Yes!!

Waiting rooms up fags

>>42583347
It was funny seeing her talk about the naughty list and the anons here getting scared they were considered naughty

>>42583598
Looks like I live another day

>>42582645
All me

>>42583347
>/here/ we're safe
I recognize half the people here by typing style

Juna makes my dick twitch whenever she reads a comment of mine

>>42584088
Yeah right

kek Juna watched the Selen playthrough.

I can tell when Yuko reads a comment of mine and laughs but doesn't want to say it out loud. It's just a connection we share.

>>42584204
she was actually reading my comment anon, sorry you got cucked by me

>>42583598
We already there

>>42584204
me too anon, me too

How many Red Bulls is Juna on today?

I never knew how much I didn't need to see a message such as this

>>42583598
reminder that only trannies use pre-chat

>>42584273
Is that a bot?

>>42584204
i believe you've mistake your comment for mine

>>42584273
Increasingly verbose greyname spam

>>42584273
why? that guy comments in literally every small vtuber's chats and fucks off immediately after sending something like that

>>42584316
Honestly, I would prefer if it was a bot since the idea that a human typed that pains me

>>42584365
idk man it just hurts part of my soul

>>42583598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDF706PNMk
>>42584295
>He doesn't talk to Yuyu in prechat
NGMI

>>42584428
attention whore pre-chat trannies get the rope

>>42584295
This fag's mad that I made Yuyu blush in the prechat yesterday

>>42584469
Not earning yuyu points during prechat.. someone's on the naughty list.

https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1623114652732510208
Pissekai...

>>42584501
what if i wanna be on the naughty list

>>42584551
the people that say they dont piss in the shower are lying.
it just goes down the drain, who the hell cares

>>42584551
I refuse to believe there is a single boo bro who would wait until after the shower. Anyone who picks that option is lying through their teeth

>>42584745
It's a filter. If you wouldn't pee in the shower you'd never let her pee on you. On to the next trial Boo Brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQsqWIDWLws
Oh, this is gonna be fun

>>42583257
this one?

>>42584295
>he doesn’t wait for his chance to talk to yuko
couldn’t be me

Fameely bros, I don’t feel so good about DMCV...

>>42585210
she makes a lot of cute noises while playing though

>>42585246
...you right

>>42585210
Fortunately DMC doesn't have a blade mode mechanic, thats what primarily fucks peoples over in the beginning of MGR because they use it instead of light/heavy combos.

>>42585210
Another fine addition to my runs.

What shapes would the marshmallows be in Fuyo Charms?

>>42585599
penises and 4 leaf clovers

>Green moray eels (Gymnothorax funebris) are actually blue, but a slimy yellow coating on their bodies makes them appear green. The slime protects these common tropical eels as they wiggle through jagged caves and rocky crevices.
imagine the hot, slimy sex with eel woman...

>>42585659
are freshwater eels slimy too?
juna is freshwater iirc

I wanna explore pochi's backrooms, if you know what I mean

sound post that!
you know what

>>42585709
I don't

>>42585709
hmm... mind elaborating?

>Juna's getting horny

How is Juna doing? Is she very bad?

>>42585751
Based off the orientation of pochis room it is clear there are other rooms on her property. He would like to explore them.

that boyfriend eatings juna's ass right now? me

>>42585831
She died to Metal Gear Ray... On Normal...

>>42585831
She died to the tutorial boss, which is expected for a girl gamer

I hate the new eel assets Juna is using

>>42585999
you just wanna see her tits

>carbonated drinks set off pochi's texture autsim
I wonder if she'd like the texture of my dick

>>42586071
don't deny him his view

Is she going to mention Valo on every fucking stream?

>>42586130
just be happy she's only mentioning it every stream and not actually playing it

>>42586130
Please understand shes korean if it wasn't valorant it would be league

>>42586155
this is the way to think about it

pochi cute

>>42585699
i think so. because eels usually live in sharp crevices

>>42574455
Hey guys like idol origin or only EN?

>>42586071
It is partly that and partly that I hate how fat the mascot has become

>Juna only vtuber to find the codec calls
>skips them because she doesn't give a shit
it hurts so much...

>>42581061
Pochi is the biggest numberfag but she denies it completely

>>42586273
Aviel, please hire a hag that cares about game stories

>>42586273
Don't forget, you're not watching for the gameplay, you're watching for the retarded woman.
If you hope for good gameplay you're already lost.

>>42586400
But its not gameplay its story that the retarded woman can have retarded reactions to, like the 5 minute conversation Doktor has about Mistrals tits.

>>42586240
>I hate how fat the mascot has become
just lose weight fatass

>>42586493
None of them give a shit about story except maybe Fuyo, anon

>>42586493
The retarded woman does not have the time or brain capacity to care about story. You're here to watch them tantrum over being unable to do basic things. Don't expect any more or you'll be disappointed.

Pochi LOVE

>>42586493
as long as she doesn't skip cutscenes then I won't sperge out

Tell me why. Why does Pochi have to leave? What is stopping her from streaming non stop? I would watch her all day if I could. I could talk with her for an eternity. And when we run out of things to talk about, I'd listen to her stories again to remember the details I forgot.
I just hate this reality; the reality where she has to leave, and I have to sit and wait, pochiless. I can't stand it. It's a burden on my soul. I become void and null, I can't even think a consistent train of thought when I can't hear her voice. Why does she have to go? What can I do to make her stay? I need her. I want her. I can't go on without her. Please come back, Pochi. If you want cheesecake, I'll make as many as you can eat, just please don't leave. I'm sorry I poked fun at you for being bad at games, I swear it was just banter. Please come back. Your farm was really good today. I think the way you used waterfalls to irrigate the crops was genius! Please come back. I want to drink from your new metal water bottle, but I always liked the sound your Gatorade one made. Please let me hear it one more time. I want to watch you play more shitty horror games! Please come back.

Just imagine the baby weight

>>42586550
Yeah I think Fuyo is the one who would pay attention to plot, since she's the gamedev and all

>>42586642
She's just like Katta
Imagine the menhera threesome with Katta and Yuko

>>42586666
Satan, the truth hurts....

>>42585751
>>42585728
I want to explore her anal cavity

>>42586814
and do what?

>>42586829
Go spelunking and find his wrist watch

>>42586693
I dont think Yuko meant she wants to give birth...

>>42586896
She wants to give birth to me

Yuko's tummy and cunny for breakfast, dinner and lunch!!

>>42587028
Not flat enough

Wow she's really bad at this huh

>>42584551
sex

>>42586896
Male impregnation....

>>42587348
I have jacked off thinking about Yuko doing this ToT

Cheers bros

>>42587320
It's not even entertaining at this point

If I had a nickel for every time I watched a VTuber stuck on the fight before Wolf, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?

>>42587615
Who was that retarded?

>>42587658
Purple giggle dragon.

>>42587615
>he doesn't know

>>42587697
she does not have to take after her Oshi that much....

>>42587475
Cheers

>>42587615
I'm trying to understand what the fuck did you mean by posting this but i can't.

>>42587348
panko told a story about how she pissed herself at school earlier too.
maybe yuko is rubbing off on her

I take it management said no to Yuko’s proposed VR chat stream?

>This live event will begin in 20 minutes.

Ninja Gaiden and DMC are much better games and I'm tired of pretending that they're not.

>>42588051
when did she ever propose that?

Memes are good, but gameplay is pretty mid.

>>42587475
>drink from a toilet
>not even a dog
Cheers!

>>42588119
it's a lot more interesting when watching a competent player

>>42588064
This

>>42588119
She's making it way worse than it actually should be.

Aaaand she's pissed now. Good job, greys.

>>42588093
Watch streams

>>42588064
DMC5 is but DMC 3 and 4 are not as good as MGR
>>42588119
retard

>>42588064
I don't think anyone would rate MGR over DMC4 or 5 in terms of gameplay, they like it for the wacky plot.

i like when vtubers start coping

>>42588234
never happened retard

Kek did the game take pity on her?

>>42588119
>pretty mid
retarded zoomer

>hard
Lol, lmao even

>>42588259
I'm just saying both NG and DMC deserve to be where MGR currently is. Maybe we would've got NG4 and DMC6 by this point.

>>42588304
It happened, around december but I don't recall which stream

>>42588006
What's with cunny vtubers and pissing themselves, there's a weird correlation here

>>42588387
pissing yourself is little girl core

>>42588304
she's definitely brought it up before on stream but i forget when. she tweeted about it a while ago too
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1612255308419837952

>>42588387
they are into ddlg/mdlg

>>42588366
>deserve to be where MGR currently is
completely dead as a franchise with no hope of ever returning?

>>42588484
Memes...

>>42588387
>little girl
>piss
If you need more answers ask /uoh/

>>42588453
If management said no, it's probably because she does not have a model, or that's what I want to believe.

>>42588366
Ninja Gaiden just doesn't have the personality of DMC so it was never in the same hallmark. Plus it's insanely hard in a way that is not fun to the average non psychopath

>>42588484
lol NG beat MGR to the punch on that

Not even strictly a fameely member but if you guys are complaining about how well Juna is playing MGR and not simply enjoying her playing it in the first place then I don't know what to tell you guys, you're in the wrong place. Maybe go watch a speedrunner or something.

>>42588366
The only reason MGR has had a resurgence in popularity is because of one youtubers shitty video that gained traction and now theres thousands of people who have never played the game circle jerking over shit that doesn't even get said in the game, do you really want that for DMC?

>>42588448
"little girl core" sounds so fucking dirty. I love it.

>>42588567
She's really bad, but I don't care and still am enjoying. I'd never say shit in her actual chat.

>>42588567
She's not bad, she's shit. Watching 20 minutes of the same thing over and over again without learning anything isn't entertaining for me at all.

But saying shit in chat is just fucking stupid.

>>42588546
Nikki's said in the past that she couldn't stream Beat Saber because management wanted them to have 3d models before doing VR anything. that was back in like July or August though or whenever her Q&A stream was

>>42588837
Nice, hopefully we will have VR down the line.

>>42588667
>>42588717
Telling you, you've got the wrong mindset. I think even an anon said the same thing about Yuko playing Roblox. You gotta frame it as a little sister playing a game. Of course she's bad, she's a woman. Not even a woman, an e-whore playing games badly to appease her audience (not on purpose). You either enjoy it for what it is or just watch someone else playing another game less badly.
I mean damn, Fuyo playing BioShock is downright embarrassing, but I enjoy it for how confused she is, not because I care about the game. I think even my grandma could play it better than she can.

>>42588567
You must like jingling keys as well if 30 minutes of the same thing over and over again is entertaining to you.

YUYU LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDF706PNMk

>>42588453
I interpreted this more as she would explore worlds by herself, not with us in game

>>42588560
>he doesnt know

>>42588979
>he knows

>>42588558
I'm pretty sure I'm saner than half of these vtubers that don't even play NG
>>42588576
Hey if it gets more people playing the game and more games being made then I'm down. The franchise has been stuck in obscurity long enough.

>>42589044
>he doesn't really know

Juna is learning a lot faster and actually soaking in information a lot better than most Vtubers who've played this game, she might be bad now but she has the most potential to be competent.

I still have never played MGR

backseating is just expected the same goes for people who get mad at the streamer for not being as good as them

>>42588920
You don't have to force yourself to like something you don't, you know. Doesn't mean you have to bitch about it in chat either.

>>42589131
Delusional

>>42589130
>he knows only what he doesn't know

>>42589235
She parried the Gecko leg which is way more than what her oshi ever did after spending just as much if not more time on fighting them.

I got a baby carrot for yuko to eat

Sleepy Yuko is so cute

I love Yuko Yurei

>>42589307
nice anon

>>42589348
it's my penis

how long do you think yuko will commit to the better diet?

i want to put pickled eggs inside Yuko's vagina

>>42589383
19 days

>>42589376
I figured but she also just mentioned she has some baby carrots to snack on

>>42589383
we're slowly correcting her to a proper hydrated diet
after this she'll start her /fit/ arc

>>42578658
>Yuko read my post and is joining me in my /fit/ quest

>Nuero-sama
AI cunny based.

>>42589523
ToT

>>42589523
U
O
H

>>42589523
too bad her creator is an anti loli faggot

>>42589211
I keep saying it. If you're mad at a streamer for playing bad then you're not there for the streamer.
Not even vtubers, I watch non-vtuber streamers be bad at games and I still enjoy simply watching the streamer play.
These anons are not fameely embers.

>>42589584
he's anti loli? I thought he was just an incel

>>42589499
let's get /fit/ with yuko boof bro

>>42589584
Proof?
Unsubbing if true

>''I am an a.i.''
>''why are you pouty boobros''
she saw that vocaroo didn't she?

>>42589523
>using AI to make cunny porn of AI chuuba
man I love the future