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Oomfie Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 2/6:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,250)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (4,962)
3: https://twitch.tv/filian (3,730)
4: https://twitch.tv/nihmune (3,554)
5: https://twitch.tv/onigirien (3,163)
6: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (2,257)
7: https://twitch.tv/BuffPup (2,220)
8: https://twitch.tv/baoo (2,138)
9: https://twitch.tv/Rainhoe (1,756)
10: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (1,657) *Virtual Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/Yuzu (1,654) *Virtual Tie

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/jingburger (13,552) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/lilpaaaaaa (12,438) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/cotton__123 (8,443) *Korean

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
For historical reasons, small companies are fine temporarily as long as they have one talent at 500-ish.

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--unofficial-version-551-maker-maker-embed-tier-list--15161259

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays:
February 9th - Meat
February 14th - Reiyuguigui
February 15th - Saa

>Official /lig/ booru
https://booru.plus/+largeindiesglobal

>Ducks
(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//voms/
>>>/vt//vrt/

Previous Thread >>42544578

>> No.42553068
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good morning I love my oshi!

>> No.42553087

Buhh.

>> No.42553108
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NEG NASU IS A SINGING IDOL LADY WHO SINGS SONGS
un un un un un
https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu

>> No.42553130
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Due to missing my oshi I am going to draw her now

>> No.42553179

will your oshi play harry potter or does she like trans people?

>> No.42553208
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Does your oshi spit or swallow?

>> No.42553211

>>42553179
WE like trans *vtubers* and we are indifferent toward harry potter. I speak for /lig/

>> No.42553218
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I LOVE VEENER

>> No.42553227
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I want to be imprisoned and raped by a gang of licentious female goblins

>> No.42553233

>>42553208
bukkake
https://litter.catbox.moe/pq78jo.jpg

>> No.42553240

>>42553179
Chibi is the only lig who cares about this drama

>> No.42553250

>>42553211
i only like trans vtubers who like to be face fucked

>> No.42553294

>>42553211
Rolling with indifferent, but I do understand it's a big part of a lot of anons/chuubas childhood so they probably have various feelings towards it.

>> No.42553301

>>42553250
the other way around works too if you're not a faggot

>> No.42553347
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I want to take care of Nemu while she's pregnant. I want to join Nemu I'm the bathtub and wash her when her joints are feeling stiff. I want to draw smiley faces on the mirror condensation with Nemu and add a third smiley face for our child. I want to tease Nemu about drinking milk after a bath like they do in anime. I want to sit on the couch watching mediocre Isekai with Nemu. I want to smile at Nemu just for being with me, I want to show Nemu how much I appreciate her every day. I want to become an Olympic level athlete for Nemu. I want to take care of Nemu.

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I want to marry Vienna and make her happy

>> No.42553365

>>42553301
>the other way around
so you only like trans vtubers who don't like to be face fucked?

>> No.42553378

>>42553347
late term-abortion pls

>> No.42553377

Where's AI anon with the thread summary?

>> No.42553380

>>42553365
trans vtubers who like to face fuck

>> No.42553394

>>42553347
god I love pregnant women

>> No.42553397

>>42553349
What happened to her last week, wasn't she going to do a schedule + unscheduled streams, but there was only 1 stream?

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>>42553377
>>42544578 last thread as summed up by an AI

>> No.42553443

I miss sex snake.

>> No.42553451
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>>42553409
>There is a karaoke stream in two hours
DAMN RIGHT THERE IS
https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu

>> No.42553463
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>>42553397
she's having a bit of a hard time
better 1 stream than none at all
give her time

>> No.42553469

>>42553409
>Some Vtubers have RTX, which can be overblown in this thread
The AI knows something we don't.

>> No.42553470

>>42553409
most of these are hilarious. "Some vtubers". sure, AI, whatever you say.

>> No.42553491

>>42553469
better to be overblown than overshadowed

>> No.42553499
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42553499

does any kind anon have a larger version of alice's dance emote

>> No.42553503

>>42553409
>some vtubers have been sent to death panels in Europe
kek what

>> No.42553520

>>42553409
At least put in a disclaimer that these arnt accurate, here tubers don't have time to read the entire thread and might start reading these summaries and think that's what we realy said

>> No.42553536

>>42553503
I guess it has something to do with Ukrainian war-tourism.

>> No.42553548

i want to smoke weed with snuffy

>> No.42553563

>>42553520
but it is accurate

>> No.42553569

>>42553409
>>42553503
See >>42549115
This one singular post got its own bullet point.

>> No.42553570

>>42553503
no i said that everyone should have free healthcare, and some /pol/fag sperged out, or he was just being silly and trolling

>> No.42553592

>>42553569
lol but it said nothing about "some vtubers"

>> No.42553607

>>42553179
they bullied pikamee so i hope she doesn't like them

>> No.42553656

>>42553607
I missed this episode what happen

>> No.42553675

>>42553520
How retarded do you think they are?

>> No.42553680
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>>42553499
I have the larger sped up one and smaller normal speed one

>> No.42553684

>>42553656
literally nothing. she overreacted, and /vt/ overreacted even harder. there are always trolls on twitter, and she forgot to block and ignore them.

>> No.42553694

>>42553656
she was going to play wizard game so they were very mean to her

>> No.42553698

>>42553675
You don't even know

>> No.42553700

>>42553520
wtf anon, that is stuff "we" really said.
did you forget 100% of anons here are retarded and have retarded opinions?

>> No.42553736

>>42553694
fucked up. she should play wizard game if she wants to.

>> No.42553745

>>42553680
thank you! could you also post the normal speed one

>> No.42553750

>>42553520
you're right i hope vtubers really don't trust their community and dress in a combination of truck driver and sheepherder style

>> No.42553761
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>>42553745
here you go oomfie

>> No.42553764

Do we miss La Mama de la Mama?

>> No.42553789
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42553789

Oomfie…

>> No.42553804

>>42553764
yes, on a related note does anyone have a link to the one made by the guy who went crazy

>> No.42553813

>>42553397
why are you asking this now

>> No.42553817
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>>42553409
It really is true, some Vtubers are indeed pregnant and some people want to take care of them.

>> No.42553828

>>42553804
nah, that was blasted from the Internet. but the 2nd chill version of LMdlM slaps well enough

>> No.42553840

>>42553764
Yes, but it is always playing in my heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpxlOK89vh8

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>>42553745
I slowed it down, but lost the transparency

>> No.42553919

>>42553520
if they are that impressionable about imageboards then reading the thread will cause them to have a much worse opinion than the summaries

>> No.42553982

>>42553919
honestly the AI summeries have painted a more flattering picture of the threads than they usually are.

>> No.42553996

>>42553394
Typical /lig/ post. If you love pregnant women so much why aren't you posting any?

>> No.42554053

Is it OK to draw your oshi sad? It feels taboo and I get sad while looking at it. You want your oshi to be happy as much as posible don't you?

>> No.42554073

Good night /lig/
Neg Nasu is my special lady!

>> No.42554116

>>42553982
yeah idk, anon is almost certainly one of those pathetic fags who desperately tries to shape the """public perception""" of the thread

>> No.42554128

>>42554053
Yes. Female tears are wonderful.

>> No.42554172
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>>42553789
Oomfie?

>> No.42554174

>Safoxes mom checks that she's alive in the morning because she's worried she might have died during the night
And you guys want her to go to EU, imagine the stress on her mom

>> No.42554177

>>42554073
UN UN negposter

>> No.42554213

>>42554174
Her mom of all people should recognize the importance of her going then

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>>42554174
all I want is for her to be healthy and to meet her friends and touch snow and eat turkey and bake nice things and

>> No.42554300

>>42554238
Why turkey

>> No.42554301

>>42554116
I'm just glad that Lucy reads all my posts about how I want to marry and start a family with her. I can provide the American dream of a white picket fence, three kids, and a dog. She can still stream as a hobby, but I can take care of her financially and be there for her.

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I hope saru doesn't see my posts and think I'm creepy for telling her the good morning/ good night. She hasn't mentioned it on stream and I trust her to say if they are bothering her

>> No.42554372

>>42554300
because that's what you have for Thanksgiving unless your family is snowflakes or the one cooking is getting masturbatory

>> No.42554408

>>42554372
No, you have lamb

>> No.42554415

>>42554372
There was a turkey shortage in my own last year so we ate salmon

>> No.42554420

>>42554372
>unless your family is snowflakes or the one cooking is getting masturbatory
wut

>> No.42554441

>>42554300
turkey is nice.

>> No.42554452

>>42554420
Some people believe eating turkey on thanks giving is offensive to native americans

>> No.42554456

>>42554441
turkey just got hit with an earthquake

>> No.42554479

>>42554415
extenuating circumstances do exist and it's fine to switch it up but a poor, sweet South African girl craving Thanksgiving rightly wants turkey

>> No.42554481

>>42554452
Maybe the President should just start pardoning native americans at this point instead of turkeys

>> No.42554512

>>42554479
Why doesn't she just buy some turkey in SA then

>> No.42554518
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42554518

Alice schedule, and there's a stream tonight. She got her meds.

>> No.42554519

>>42554372
She is not american, why do you think she would eat thanksgiving turkey?

>> No.42554556

buhh buhh buhh

>> No.42554564

>>42554519
All countries emulate the USA

>> No.42554572

>>42554519
did you miss Thanksgiving being an American holiday?

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wife_dm_!

>> No.42554644

>lucy
>virgin
dyrb

>> No.42554646

>>42554572
It's British

>> No.42554650
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my wife is going to bed so i will too
goodnight oomfies
remember to ignore bait and ENJOY STAY

>> No.42554666

>>42554644
no, i fucked her

>> No.42554677

>>42554646
yeah and Halloween is Irish or whatever, no one cares

>> No.42554703

>>42554644
Based on the discord, yes

>> No.42554796

>>42554703
QED?

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42554969

when is she going to do asmr?

>> No.42555046

>>42554646
The USA is British, too.

>> No.42555108

>>42553694
Pikamee is half Japanese, she shouldn't care about these things.
Japanese Vtubers like Pekora don't care about these dramas at all.

>> No.42555200

>>42554796
>member of theater club
>drama kids are notorious for having sex
>doesn't want any part of it
>friends with one male member
>finds out he got close to her to try and fuck her
>actual betrayal and start of her femcel arc
>pissed that male students kept a list of girls they wanted to fuck
>she was top 5
pretty sure her daddy issues compound this and she doesn't want to end up a pump and dump like her mom

>> No.42555209

I love Lyra

>> No.42555229
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>>42555200
Im gonna rape her

>> No.42555245

>>42555200
she found out afterward

>> No.42555277

>>42555245
Her fear of insertion debunks that

>> No.42555310

>>42555209
I love Lyly as well buhh

>> No.42555322

>>42555277
merely to substantiate her claim. she reacted so strongly because he did fuck her.

>> No.42555327

>>42555229
I'm gonna tenderly love her

>> No.42555337

>>42555200
thank you for spoonfeeding me anon, I appreciate it

>> No.42555401

>>42555322
Daddy issues go two ways. Either they become a slut looking for a male role model or a femcel not wanting to become like their mother. Lucy is the latter.

>> No.42555432

>>42555401
cope

>> No.42555457

>>42555432
Go to the discord and read her own words

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wife_dm_!

>> No.42555484

>>42555401
why? whats her mother like?

>> No.42555492

whores seem to be getting uppity today

>> No.42555498

>>42555457
you told me her words. i'm telling you it's an idealized version of what happened.

>> No.42555517

>>42555492
i think its because the troons are all startled and in a frenzy which has caused a cascading event and bothered the whores as well

>> No.42555520

>>42555484
pump and dumped by multiple men. lucy is only fully related with one of her siblings

>> No.42555545

>>42555200
>top n
>people will pick n to make themselves look better
>for example, if they were the third on the list they will say “top 3”
>lucy said top 5, implying she was 5th
>the average size of a theatre club in the US is 13 people (source: gallup)
>assuming a 60/40 gender split there are 5 girls (rounded) in every theatre club
>lucy was the least attractive girl in her theatre club

>> No.42555576

>>42555520
damn, thats crazy I cant believer her mom is part of the whore clan

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>>42555545
Actually made me go look

>> No.42555787

>>42555734
Lucy is in my top 3 too <3

>> No.42555815

>>42555245
>>42555277
>>42555322
Let me provide another theory. Lucy was raped. >>42555229 is her rapist. Her fear of insertion stems from the trauma of the rape.

>> No.42555845

>>42555815
We should do rape exposure therapy on her to show it isn't so scary.

>> No.42555897

>>42555845
this

>> No.42556036

>>42555576
You should still be nice to your parents, at least the one that stuck around. Apparently she went to visit her for Thanksgiving for the first time in a while.

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binka
https://www.twitch.tv/cvnka

>> No.42556258

>>42556204
the fuck you just call me???

>> No.42556295

>>42556036
yea i guess. but the niceness definitely has limits

>> No.42556336

>>42555815
>>42555845
I only rape if the girl asks me first, it's the best policy

>> No.42556371

>>42555845
i volunteer

>> No.42556524

>>42555845
>>42556336
>>42556371
>dreamt of getting gang banged by chat
yep, that included me

>> No.42556638

>>42554703
>>42555200
The gullibility of vtuber fans is shocking

>> No.42556677
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you're all so innocent

>> No.42556687

>>42556638
okay. so then what actually is it mr smartypants?

>> No.42556718

>>42556677
who is this nega-shondo?

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>> No.42556745

>someone isn't a whore
>whores take offense
>must be a secret whore
the whore paradox

>> No.42556775

>>42556677
4channelers would make very cute girls
Tomoko style ones but still

>> No.42556787

>>42556745
whoradox

>> No.42556810

what streams are there to look forward to today
i think alice is, who else is streaming

>> No.42556820

>>42556745
Schrodinger's whore?

>> No.42556843

>>42556810
Lucy

>> No.42556845

Alright whores, if you're so good at sniffing out the fakes, point me to the actual virgins.

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>>42556810

>> No.42556884
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>>42556845
Not girls over 18

>> No.42556888

>>42556845
Saru

>> No.42556891

>>42556845
shondo? i bet if she takes a cock she'll die or it would make her sick

>> No.42556905

>>42556845
(You)

>> No.42556917

>>42556888
jej

>> No.42556922

>>42556888
no way. she totally takes small stinky culturally enriched french penis

>> No.42556923

>>42556905
But I'm Lucy

>> No.42556941

>>42556845
>point me to the actual virgins.
Myself.

>> No.42556948

>>42556845
Geega gives me virgin energy.

>> No.42556960

>>42556638
to be fair the whole thing is more fun if you play along to a degree and sometimes it just goes too far

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>>42556941
Not for long

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>>42556888
>>42556891
>>42556948

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FilianIsGone

>> No.42557008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBdk_VAvQRQ
Lucybros...

>> No.42557033

>>42557008
he should collab with chibi

>> No.42557042

>>42556991
cum in me bro

>> No.42557052

>>42556948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYzCdJurlMU

>> No.42557070

>>42556991
Sorry, I'm saving myself for my waifu.

>> No.42557080

>>42556845
Saru, shondo, filian

>> No.42557087

>>42557008
>>42557033

he should kill himself

>> No.42557091

>>42556845
clauvio

>> No.42557106

>>42557008
That was last thread

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>>42556993
you made me check...
i miss the fuck out of those streams

>> No.42557143

I'm not saying Lucy is a liar but the probability of a woman in the west reaching adulthood without getting porked is very, very fucking unlikely.

>> No.42557175

>>42557143
>in the west
Cope
Your jap maidens aren't waiting for you

>> No.42557187

>>42557143
my sister is a virgin at age 26

>> No.42557199

>>42557143
same for men desu

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>>42557187
>hrbi

>> No.42557252

>>42557143
i fucked all your jap women

>> No.42557254

>>42557187
You have failed in your duty as a brother.

>> No.42557266

>>42557143
shut the fuck up normalfaggot

>> No.42557267
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>>42557199

>> No.42557297

>>42557143
no one asked for your cuck fantasy faggot

>> No.42557302

>>42557227
She got irrationally upset when she found out my older brother wasn't. She now thinks less of him.

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>>42557042
All you had to do was ask

>> No.42557317

>>42557116
Didn't want to lmao

I don't think there will be another alt stream before a while

What if there's an alt alt tho ?

>> No.42557350

>>42557199
40% of men by adult hood are virgins

>> No.42557352

>>42557254
Next nuclear test maybe

>> No.42557362

>>42557317
maybe she'll do a pink cat and make a series of different alts in a desperate attempt to escape her audience

>> No.42557385

>>42557350
t. Institute of Copium

>> No.42557395

>>42557317
she's doing a private stream for me right now

>> No.42557400

>>42557302
shes based

>> No.42557404

>>42557385
>faggot who asks for source for everything

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>>42556845

>> No.42557435

>>42557424
100% got dicked by Emiru

>> No.42557439

>>42557350
i've heard 2/3 if millennial men are still virgins

>> No.42557451

>>42557424
dog dick still counts

>> No.42557465

>>42557143
damn, anons really took issue with this

>> No.42557476

If you can't trust what your oshi tells you, you should find someone you can trust

>> No.42557510

>>42557404
he literally presented a statistic bro

>> No.42557575

>>42557143
go back

>> No.42557657

>>42557362
That being said if you absolutely want to find her
She's been playing some VRchat during alt stream hours lately

>> No.42557658

>>42557424
I NEED SNUFFYS FAT VAGAINA ON MY FACE NOW

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>>42557465
If all the virgin women are gone, then anons never had a chance.

>> No.42557687

>>42557575
you can stop samefagging now anon

>> No.42557740

>>42557686
>>42557687
go back

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>>42557686

>> No.42557779

>>42557740
if i could, id tell her i loved her and to not move to new york

>> No.42557806

>>42557740
i don't know how you didn't learn this until now, but it certainly wasn't by spending time on these 4 channels

>> No.42557811

i hate whores

>> No.42557832

>>42557811
Shonshon you should be resting

>> No.42557937

I dislike whores, but understand their role in the ecosystem

>> No.42557944

>>42557774
Not necessary
https://youtu.be/Xao8YWi28-c?t=46

>> No.42558018

>>42557944
>remember this guys remixes from mlp days 10 years ago
>his remixes still sound the exact same

>> No.42558020

I'm actually God, and people who die a virgin get another chance at life. Just saying.

>> No.42558061

>>42557944
But will they take care of me in my old age and keep me out of the old folk's home?

>> No.42558096

>>42557832
Shondo loves whores

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>>42558020
Infinite lives hack?

>> No.42558108

>>42557811
I like whores for entertainment purposes but not in my personal life.

>> No.42558139

>>42558020
>have to repeat the cycle because you failed your duty at reproduction
>don't get to go to heaven on good deeds alone
God...

>> No.42558145

>>42558061
>no my last heckin decade!
Just self delete

>> No.42558148

>>42557143
teach me your ways

>> No.42558152

>>42558061
I stayed in an old folks' home for a week and it was pretty great

>> No.42558183

>>42558145
>will die alone
>not even his oshi will even know

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>>42558020
to do what though. I'm only in it for the wizard hat and you still haven't delivered.

>> No.42558219

>>42557774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxp0HgHpkhA

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>>42558096
Then why did she make this face when she found out one night stands exist before saying you shouldn't have sex unless you're going to get married.

>> No.42558230

>>42558152
Depends where you live

>> No.42558236

>>42558183
>wanting someone to awkwardly stand around as you die
Kind of narcissistic

>> No.42558245

>>42558229
>before saying you shouldn't have sex unless you're going to get married.
Based shonshon.

>> No.42558261

>>42558236
It's tradition. My grandma got that treatment

>> No.42558265

>>42558183
me and the other members of my oshi's community have a suicide pact so she'll definitely know buhh

>> No.42558272

>>42558145
are you retarded? we'll be able to jack in by then

>> No.42558280

>>42558229
>when she found out one night stands exist
I still can't tell if the kayfabe is just a bit with you guys or unironic

>> No.42558332

>>42558261
Same, didn't really seem that comforting when they get that death shade over their eyes

>> No.42558373

>>42558280
its shondo doing a bit and her audience is just that retarded i believe

>> No.42558420

>>42558272
Yeah and people in the 50s thought we'd have flying cars
Which we do, but not how they envisioned
BCI for us will be its version of NES/Atari

>> No.42558429

>>42558230
True, but if you have your own room and the internet how bad could it be without some outliers like staff beating you?

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>>42555734
>Wanting to dick down Lucy and grab her fat ass is somehow cringe and amoral
Do women really? Also stop calling us drama class, baka gaijin.

>> No.42558470

>>42558229
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1722251696?t=02h02m10s

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God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>> No.42558503

>>42558420
i guess sudoku is the safe bet after all

>> No.42558582

>>42555734
>BCOS SHE'S GOT A FAT ASS
There's the humblebrag

>> No.42558587

>>42558470
Shondo HATES mint

>> No.42558589

>>42558152
why?

>> No.42558595

>>42558280
>>42558373
>everything is a lie, nothing is genuine, it's all a script

>> No.42558637

>>42558332
You're supposed to hold their hand as they slip away

>> No.42558669

>>42558637
no thanks. Im good.

>> No.42558676

>>42558373
A bit ... sure ...

>> No.42558685

>>42558582
Not like they'd talk about her tits lmao

>> No.42558705

>>42558637
Yeah that happened with her daughters
Now they have to have sentences like "I don't want to die" in their head for the rest of their lives

>> No.42558726

>>42558442
Sex before marriage is cringe

>> No.42558756

>>42558589
Grandparent needed medical care available 24/7, it had been too long since I saw them and the place had guest rooms

>> No.42558768

>>42558726
based and true

>> No.42558773

>>42558595
What was she raised in a fucking isolation cube?
Did she put the lotion on its skin?

>> No.42558804

>>42558756
huh. usually dont hear about those kind of places having guest rooms

>> No.42558830

>>42558726
Do you really love your oshi if you don't want to imminently get her pregnant?

>> No.42558843

>>42558705
Every problem in modern society can be traced back to people's unfamiliarity with death these days, both of humans and animals. The amount of people these days who have never seen a corpse is shocking

>> No.42558850

>>42558705
Dying people say that a lot

>> No.42558858

>>42558773
possibly

>> No.42558867

>>42558804
It's probably not that common but it's a great idea

>> No.42558899

>>42558850
yea dying people suck and are unoriginal they gotta come up with something new already

>> No.42558924

why is purin streaming at this ungodly hour

>> No.42558932

>>42558899
'i'll come back to bring you with me' will be my final words

>> No.42558934

>>42558843
That's very true but it doesn't mean people actually reach that point and are content with dying, that's a cope and a brave face for family
It's always a problem for "future us"

>> No.42558945

>>42558899
I'm gonna ask for so many opiates that I'll be having a blast

>> No.42558964

>>42558843
ok edgelord

>> No.42558965

>>42558932
this is both nice and ominous I like it. Approved!

>> No.42558969

>>42558587
Shondo hates her mom?

>> No.42558971

>>42558705
You're supposed to reassure her that you'll see her again. If you can't comfort a dying person you have bigger issues.

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>>42558899
I'm just gonna not
https://youtu.be/QRt7LjqJ45k?t=791

>> No.42559022

>>42558830
I already have the ring

>> No.42559038

>>42558971
It's against my morals to lie

>> No.42559055

>>42558934
I'm not talking about the grandma, but thinking that seeing a person dying of old age is somehow traumatic

>> No.42559070

>>42558992
>snake oil salesmen hocking their magic formulas

A tale as old as time

>> No.42559094

>>42558971
Im not the one dying. its not my problem

>> No.42559113

>>42558843
Good thing I killed small animals for fun as a child

>> No.42559122

>>42559038
>>42559094
kill yourself edgelord

>> No.42559139

>>42559122
okay but you have to hold my hand

>> No.42559152

>>42559113
Unironicly probably in a better mental state than the people who start throwing up when they see how their chicken tenders are made.

>> No.42559160

>>42558726
Based.

>> No.42559161

>>42559122
Sorry, busy playing the wizard game

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>>42558830
Marriage comes first.

>> No.42559184

>>42558773
Some fag tried to quiz me in high school what "hook up" meant. I told him it's when you meet up with someone, like "we'll hook up after class is over at lunch." He told me it's a statement that you had sex with someone, like "Chad and Stacy hooked up." I still prefer my definition.

>> No.42559202

>>42558497
Now reverse the roles
https://litter.catbox.moe/5zkgvx.png

>> No.42559204

>>42559122
How is not lying edgy

>> No.42559211

>>42559161
shadow wizard money gang. we love casting spells

>> No.42559218

>>42559169
Me on the left

>> No.42559234

>>42559218
hello child,

>> No.42559245

>>42559204
you sound like an autistic middle schooler

>> No.42559256

>>42559204
It's always edgy to assert that you know the ultimate truth that you have no way of knowing

>> No.42559263

>>42559245
autistic middle schoolers are way less coherent

>> No.42559267

>>42559234
I literally need to suck on titties or I'll die

>> No.42559277

>>42559152
I dunno man those conveyors that melt their beaks away are some strogg shit

>> No.42559291

>>42559184
it can also mean to provide/supply something, "Chad hooked me up with the latest vtuber drama"

>> No.42559318

>>42559267
googoogaga *makes a funny face*

>> No.42559324

>>42559038
You're not lying if you're religious.
>grandpa was getting up their in years
>started opening up to me about his doubts and that God wasn't always there for him
>told him to think about it like the JFK speech
>ask not what God can do for you, but what you can do for God
>he smiled and got out of the rut he was in
Everyone is different and responds differently, but you should know your family. Give them a good send off.

>> No.42559326

>>42559277
They have those in America but they melt off babys' foreskin

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what the fuck happened ITT

>> No.42559331

>>42559184
the amazing thing is, it can be both

>> No.42559338

>>42559267
Won't someone do something??

>> No.42559341

>>42559256
You mean like telling someone you'll see them again?
I don't fucking know that

>> No.42559361

>>42559267
>>42559330
suck away

>> No.42559365

>>42559277
Video?

>> No.42559393

>>42559330
anon is busy shaming people who haven't play the game in hopes they play it so they can harrass them for playing it.

>> No.42559395

>>42559341
lack of empathy is a low iq third worlder trait

>> No.42559397

>>42559330
ESL hours

>> No.42559410

>>42559330
>>42554644
This
Of course it all starts over sex with this fucking permaheat coomer species

>> No.42559434

>>42559341
I didn't realize you were fixating on that exact phrase. Carry on I guess

>> No.42559438

>>42559330
Lucyfags promoting themself to the most obnoxious and annoying posters ITT in mere weeks, faster than any other community ever has.

>> No.42559453

>>42559438
Unironic discord posting as well

>> No.42559462

>>42559410
I'd like to have intercourse with Alice and Lucy

>> No.42559479

>>42559438
sure thing f*lfag

>> No.42559498

>>42559365
https://youtu.be/PVY3g-gt25c
Not as brutal as some other one I saw but they need to stop them causing pecking wounds to each other in factory farms

>> No.42559514

>>42559330
>what liggers are virgin
>none of them
>anon is virgin
>anon doesnt want to die alone
>anon thinks its wrong to want your family to care that youre dying

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>>42559462
Well yeah same

>> No.42559608

>>42559514
Can't wait to see what the AI comes up with for this thread

>> No.42559653

>>42559608
its gonna be good i can feel it

>> No.42559784

>>42558229
she needs to learn it's not painful for most people

>> No.42559847

>>42559784
You'd just give yourself to a stranger?

>> No.42559872

>>42559784
fuck off normalfag

>> No.42559889

>>42559847
I'm not a woman I don't "give myself"

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Good morning saru! Hope you slept realy well last night! Good luck with work today, hope it all goes acording to plan. I had another shitty day and I miss you, but just 1 more day till I see you again. Don't feel pressured to stream tomorrow though, I know how much work it is to transfer everything over to a new PC so if you need another day to get it all ready I understand c:, or if you need to take some days off for the rebranding, id rather you take some time off now and have more time around valentines day than try to keep up with streams this week

see you later, I'm heading out to finish some work for today and then showering

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https://litter.catbox.moe/tnbjvw.mp4

>> No.42559987

>>42559889
Not with that attitude

>> No.42560132

not even the yuri manga that shondo reads shies away from casual sexual encounters I don't know if she thought that was just an "anime thing" like masturbation and was meant to be overly taboo

>> No.42560152

There wasn't even 50 of you retards

>> No.42560170

>>42560152
kek

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womp womp

>> No.42560362

>>42560152
Lucyfags used the thread as a substitute for their discord to not get banned.

>> No.42560381

Based on the data, the study determined that the most important factor in a happy life is having sex. The study also found that the second most important factor in a happy life is watching BatAtVideoGames on twitch

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>>42560381
I will have marriage sex with Moriko while streaming it on her channel.

>> No.42560464

>>42559939
link down already?

>> No.42560467

>>42560152
>no don't discuss things just leave a single ritualpost!

>> No.42560513

>>42560362
Scrolling up that was only the first part of the thread before changing to general virgin talk and then what it means to die alone.

>> No.42560613

>>42560513
Sounds like retarded shit I would see in a discord before a mod comes in to tard wrangle

>> No.42560653

>>42560613
If a conversation flows I don't really care where it goes

>> No.42560698

>>42560613
maybe you should go back there then

>> No.42560710

I don't use discord, how trash of a site is it?

>> No.42560718

>>42560653
too bad its a flow of shit

>> No.42560721

Why can't you guys be more like the marry Vienna poster, or the goodmorning Saru poster.

>> No.42560726

>>42560653
same. just out here speaking into the void and and sometimes it chooses to speak back

>> No.42560742

>>42560710
penisblade is either a pedo den or a hugbox, sometimes both

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>>42560721

>> No.42560765

>>42560467
oh yes please do discuss more off topic shit

>> No.42560769

>>42560721
or the preggo nemu poster

>> No.42560777

>>42560710
it's just circlejerks, especially for chuba discords

>> No.42560792

>>42560721
Why don't you just reread archived threads if you only want retarded ritualposts

>> No.42560821

>>42560721
I like the buhh posters they just stick to themselves and buhh

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>>42560821

>> No.42560868

>>42560840
Lyra go to bed!!! buhh

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>>42560868
I'm not Lyra buh

>> No.42560905

>>42558773
Pretty much unironically. She was lonely enough at times to just start talking to herself.

>> No.42560938

>>42560905
>he doesn't talk to himself

>> No.42560950

>>42560902
Thats exactly what Lyly would say. shes /here/ and i know it.

>> No.42560969

>>42560905
You don't?

>> No.42560981

>>42560938
I never said that

>> No.42560985

>>42560792
why don't you go to the board meant for losers like you

>> No.42561005

>>42560905
standard male behavior

>> No.42561006

>>42560985
There's a death board?

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>>42560950
>shes /here/
[X] Doubt

>> No.42561103
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>>42561031
I see you

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>>42560985
I'll let you pick where I go

>> No.42561148

i want to kiss lyra!

>> No.42561170

>>42561148
Where do you want to kiss her?

>> No.42561173

>>42560905
well, she kinda was institutionalized for months at a time, although I'm surprised in her sleazy area where kids are publicly intoxicated and dealing drugs that there wouldn't also be sex going on
or maybe she did see it and presumed it was just a part of the sleaze and not normal

>> No.42561186

I feel the need to disclose this: Lucy is not a virgin.
I can personally confirm having had intercourse with her multiple times, and I know she's had tons of partners in the past as well. She's an extremely easy girl and she felt so flattered by the theatre kids saying she has a fat ass that she slept with all of them.

>> No.42561222

>>42561148
get in line buhh

>> No.42561229

>>42561186
Dad, is that you?

>> No.42561370

>rainhoe with long hair
seee-
>rpr on stream
dropped

>> No.42561396

>>42561186
Lucy's surgical cranial sex virginity is still intact. I'm getting my bonesaw ready.

>> No.42561409

im hungry fix me a sandwich

>> No.42561447

>>42561396
BONESAW IS READYYY

>> No.42561481

>>42561409
Fiiine *removes clothes and puts on apron*

>> No.42561503

>>42561481
How unsanitary. At least wear a hair net

>> No.42561522

>>42560464
I think I'm just rarted
https://files.catbox.moe/ty46vz.webm

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>>42561481

>> No.42561533 [SPOILER] 
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>>42561447

>> No.42561621

>>42561447
mr khashoggi get down!!

>> No.42561641

>>42561522
yjk

>> No.42561653

>>42561532
of course you're here when the thread is shit

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>>42561447

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>>42561653
No, that's not how it works Sigwid.

>> No.42561745

>>42561370
Disappointed to see him using his chuuba connections to try to climb back into relevant numbers with multiple big collabs, I hoped he would graduate himself soon.

>> No.42561752

I refuse to participate in /lig/ until Bonesaw produces a negative AIDs test.

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>>42561522
based and vyugenpilled

>> No.42561778

>>42561752
kek

>> No.42561949
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I love Viennya
Hope everything gets better, she deserves the best

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>> No.42561961
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>>42561522

>> No.42561967

>>42561952
i love how unhinged this story is

>> No.42561978

>>42561719
who

>> No.42561995

>>42561952
Anons how do you tell the difference between raven and crow?

>> No.42562028

>>42561995
was there a soup can with bones nearby? if so, crow

>> No.42562032

>>42561978
Sigwid Birdstein, the next Nobel prize winner in physics.

>> No.42562034

>>42561952
I'm pretty sure I've heard her tell this one on stream

>> No.42562049

I will make the next thread

>> No.42562084

>>42561995
>I think I'm just rarted
ravens are bigger i think

>> No.42562124

>>42562084
i don't know why that quote was there

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>> No.42562158

>>42562124
maybe you're just rarted

>> No.42562229

>>42561995
ravens are bigger and live deeper in the wild. crows are smaller, more urban, and will hang out near humans.

>> No.42562237

>>42561995
size

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