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News:
Valentine's Day VP and God releases Feb 7: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1622777163748458496
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hbby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months

BOB(boys on break):
Ike (until feb 16)
Luca (Until feb 15)
Uki (Feb 8-11)
Fulgur
Sonny
Alban
Shu

>>42531352
Don’t put Sonny in there, he’s not on a break

>>42531352
>boys doko?
Uki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJldBTgizo8
Mysta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ALw-8mC7g
Ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_pj5yUKeXU

Upcoming:
Vox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPkDEAmjXck

thank god my sleeping meds kicked in otherwise I would be way angrier over the merch situation. Hopefully we get something for white day

i guess im lucky piochan's birthday was close to his debut so i can feel satisfied with his birthday voice pack while waiting for him to get included into seasonal voice packs (please be part of white day)

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! VALENTINES VP !!!

>>42531646
i need schizo-kun to be part of more voicepacks soon or im ngmi

idk if i should buy asters valentines vp.. i wanna support him but i dont think i could bring myself to listen to it

>>42531602
got it, my b. Changed for next time.

I don't even buy merch but i'm really sad over the merch the boys get.....maybe if they keep doing shit merch more people will complaing

If Noctyx anni merch is shit then what the hell are we going to do

>>42532035
cope and seethe

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!! New VPs soon! The jewelry looks so good this time, I really hope we get nice custom merch for white day too.
>>42532035
Do not manifest this it will be good I berieb

>>42531352
uki's break is till the 15th actually for next time

>>42532035
i'm going shoot up a mall and blame anycolor when I get arrested

>>42532035
Noctyx has been getting better merch than luxiem for months now, if they somehow mess this up but give illuna good merch there better be backlash

uki said some of the materials he got is exactly what he needed to keep building so I wonder if wife did some research before to see what he needed....cute....

i have a feeling luxiem probably wont get any white day merch this year but the other boys will

>>42533226
please don't speak this into existance

why the fuck was dream in uki's chat

>>42533544
There's no fucking way.

>>42533544
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>>42533435
im just thinking, they had the entire white day to themselves last year. im assuming they won't get much with new boys for it now

>>42533602
??????????????????????????
https://twitter.com/kitty_litter89/status/1622776019097640963

>>42533544
>wife:what's a dream?
kek

>>42533780
nani the fuck

>>42533893

>>42534054
that can't be the real dream

>>42534054
i'm going to kill myself if this is really dream GET AWAY FROM HIM. GET AWAY FROM UKI YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>42533544
I'm probably about to sound retarded but who is dream? Please have some sexo for the trouble.

>>42534054
I fucking hate dream get that straight boy out of here

Got my hopes up thinking Hex would get a Voice pack release because he mentioned them… when will xslay be in merch

>>42534106
yea he sounds retarded unless that's what kids watch these days. the real question is why is this account verified?

>>42534239
exsoleil is too new to be in the valentines VP, they're recorded almost half a year in advance

>>42534212
Dream is unfortunately the most famous mc youtuber rn. fandom full of retarded kids who kiss his ass

>>42534054
the fuck was he trying to do in ukis chat

>>42534212
Minecraft streamer with a fanbase made up of entire 12 year olds.

>>42534298
pomu mentioned these were voiced in like october. even being included in white day might be pushing it if they were done at the same time or shortly afterwards

>>42534391
dios mio, la creatura

>>42534298
Wait really? …well,

>>42534313
I'd prefer if hermitcraft lurked in uki's vods. their Minecraft autism matches his

I'm gonna sex him

>>42534246
that's the most confusing thing because this is the only account i see that's verified with dream and that's him
https://www.youtube.com/@dream

>>42534246
Dream is retarded only kids watch him.

Xsoleil wont be getting merch till summer…

>>42534548
that one account has so many sex screenshots, i will fuck him

>>42533780
Someone show him the Sonny clip

>>42534608
he probably saw uki in the algorithms and decided to scope out the competition. I'd be surprised if he didn't see Alban's Minecraft bot curse going around too

>>42534054
This is reminding me of when RTGame was in one of Vox's chats, though he seemed a lot more chill and nice than whatever the hell kind of cryptic shit Dream's pulling there with Uki.

>>42534548
i can imagine this will be his 2nd outfit but there’s a toggleable jacket that he never takes off

>>42534702
if i'll have to wait and suffer until summer, than at least give me summer piochan. please please please

>>42534839
Imagine being the biggest mc youtuber with millions of subs and attention whoring in a vtubers chat, reeks of desperation.

>>42534818
He will have a full on breakdown on twitter for 5 hours about how he’s a good guy and that nobody respects him…

>>42534839
rrat denied, someone said they looked at the account and its just an impostor whose verified

I'm still laughing at wife's 'what's a dream?' like the old man that he is. I'm loosing my sides

>>42534239
ya i kinda thought maybe they'd get white day or something cause ver mentioned he recently (like 2 weeks back or so) was working on a semi romantic voice pack

>>42534608
this dream's name is capitalized, though... i'd be surprised if it wasn't an imposter

fat cat

>>42535043
every time wife is silly like this i want to fuck him even more

>>42534922
I hate techwear but this looks good too with that cutout at the neck. If he had the waist on display whenever he's live I doubt I could focus on anything else

>>42534968
that guy IS desperate. I follow a keyboard autist youtuber and that dude 'collabed' with them to get a fully moded out keyboard for him and his mc friends

>>42535043
He's old as hell, do you think he knows IShowSpeed or AdinRoss?

>>42535174
dont cry fat cat

>>42534755
Motorcycle sex with shu!

>>42535174
Albanknox!

Sonny steak (steak made out of Sonny)

>>42535199
It makes me want to show him gen z social media influencers and make fun of him for not knowing them, a little bit of humiliation for him for being a cheeky brat all the time, then I rape him.

>>42535332
I don't know them but I'll loose my sides again if somehow they end up being in the gamer wave

ver still laughs like aia

>>42534054
>anime minecraft
What game is he referring to?
>what's a dream
lmao

>>42535780
Gamer wave is xqc, IShowSpeed, AdinRoss, Tyler1, Ninja and Pokimane for diversity.

>>42535958
tyler1 in the gamer wave would be the funniest shit ever

>>42535958
league collab with tyler1 and mysta would be kino

>>42534989
god i hope so, if you guys think kpop stans are insufferable, you have not fucking seen mcyt's community. the amount of bullshit and retardation in today's youth would be enough make literally anyone quit their job and go into hiding as a mongolian goat herder rather than continue to deal with them. for people old enough to get this reference, man has a community worse than onision's. if i was a streamer and these were my fans i'd kill myself over livestream.

>>42536395
his fanbase is a mix of kpops, genshits, retarded antis, and harry style-like fans. If he touches EN we're doomed

>>42535289
is phantasy star online... good as a game. my autism for shubert makes me want to try it.

>>42535604
I want to see him mald questioning 'why this is a thing' critiquing those influencers and their content. then, by the end of the stream, he'd mindbroken and piliant!
https://twitter.com/lutheararound/status/1621128346682941442

SEX WITH SHUBERT (he's raping my ass really hard and cumming inside)

>>42535332
I only know IShowSpeed because of a Coffeezilla video... what kind of entertainers are these people? Do they play games?

uki's streams are really comfy, I really should watch him more

luca i will wait till 2am for you to make a waiting room like you promised, you can't go on break without saying bye first.

>>42536395
Dream's fans are horrendous but I don't think anyone will reach onion boy's level of insane, dude is literally a child groomer who raped a teen girl and dropped his kid from the second floor.

>>42535958
xQc is Hayama's nepo hire

>>42535515
https://www.wagyu.org.au/

SEX

VOX WHERE IS YOUR VOICE PACK YOU LAZY FUCK

>>42536591
im so damn horny now...and it's in the middle of the work day for me

>>42536607
This is the only clip you need to see of Adinross.
https://youtu.be/cNIYvOpTsh8

>>42536650
you should, he's very relaxing even as just background noise when no other streams are on

>>42536565
Forcing wife to watch tiktok compilations until his brain melts!

>>42536810
>>42536591
Can we get collabs of all the niji boys with this game in particular. Because oh my god-

>>42536925
I want to see wife loosing his mind over the state of these influencers like>>42536832

>>42536607
Popular twitch streamers who play one game and/or rely on react streams for 90% of their content. They're all normalfags and the combined iq of this lineup is like 80 at best I'm still fond of xqc and tyler1 though they're so retarded it wraps back around to being entertaining, it's relatable in a way

>>42536929
I'm convinced there's a yaminion in Sega's PR team since Shu was the only one besides kanae to get a sponsored sonic stream and now we have this sex collab

I just saw the Vday merch. Luxiem deserve a redo or something for their anniv merch

>>42536499
I played base pso2 just for cosmetics kek. It's great in that aspect

>>42537166
god this man is SO SEX

>>42537166
i owe my life to that infiltrated yam, im getting fed so well jesus christ

>>42537236
Phashion really is the true endgame I'm pissed NGS is soulless in every other way. At least yaminions get some nice cosplay out of it

>>42537172
we can always hope for half anniv again

>>42537137
Xqc and tyler1 would unironically be fire as vtubers their voices are very distinctive and they're retarded the perfect combination.

>>42537096
I feel like wife might adopt Adin though...he's retarded but it's in a naive and innocent way, it's strangely endearing. https://youtube.com/shorts/kGIYSncsXkM?feature=share2

>>42537583
I don’t want to think about XQC bfe

>>42537583
>xqc
another pio, retarded and no one understand what the fuck he's saying

>>42531162
Hey im new here niji are more bfe or bros like tempus?

>>42537166
>arms like that
>waist like that
>ywn fuck him
every day i question why i continue to wake up

>>42537937
Go back

>>42537937
They’re more like repressed schizophrenics with murderous thoughts (one confirmed killer in one of the waves, hasn’t been fired yet for some reason).

>>42537889
Now that's just disrespectful to Pio-chan, full stop. Apologize to him right now!

>>42537937
some do bfe, some don't

>>42537889
Why are Renvaderz like this?

>>42538050
I didn't lie tho did I. I love piochan still!

>>42538022
you forgot the boobs too... god he's the entire fucking package I'm ngmi

>>42537889
Xqc is just canadian pio!

>>42537937
I'd just send you one of Vox Akuma's ASMR videos but that seems cruel to do to a newfag. Some are into BFE, some aren't at all, some are more into the tryhard gamer side, others are more relaxed. It's a very mixed bag. If any of them in particular caught your eye, you can ask about them and get more targeted responses -- or if you say what you're looking for, someone can make a recommendation.

kaichou's gonna think about my hole...

ah...

>>42537937
They're very very homosexual and fuck on stream all the time.

>>42537937
they're all whores sent by satan to lead you into temptation

>>42537299
The screenshots are giving me so much life (and horny)

I miss Alban so much it hurts. Anyway, SEEEEEEEEEX AHHHHHHHHH

I don't know what I'd do if demon missed the white day vp too

Father Lord, I feel like a million tonnes of weight is hanging over my head right now.

I feel exhausted, stressed and overwhelmed, even though I have just woken up.

Lord, I need you now more than ever. I can no longer pretend I can help myself alone.

Lord, help me safely anchor myself to you.

Help me recognise and accept your divine help when I see it today.

Baamen.

Shota Luca LOVE

>>42537937
See the problem is anon, you go to Niji to watch a completely normal collab like Overwatch 2 or Valorant and you leave with a new fetish and several questions about yourself, and all they did was chat to each other and play the game.

>>42538977
baamen! may wife return to us healthy and happy as always

>>42538977
baamen

i miss ike

I'm tipsy and taking a break from fic writing and thinking about Wuca coming home to a drunk and silly You, playfully teasing you about getting into his stash and you finally being relaxed enough to take him in easily. Much rejoicing, much you praising him and being vocally and leggly open.

>>42539155
Same... Almost nine days left...

>>42537398(me)
>>42536499
To add onto this coming from someone who dumped a lot of time into base pso2, no, NGS isn't great and if you're playing just for the cosmetics you'll have to be prepared to spend money on the gacha or grind like a motherfucker to buy them off the player shop because the economy on most ships is already fucked a year and a half in. NGS has a very shallow story compared to previous phantasy star games and the open world itself is for the most part pretty barren, lategame grind is a huge pita (although it was in base too) and raids are less fun now. Classes in general have barely any skills right now compared to base, so while combat feels a lot nicer and more intuitive it's also more repetitive. Also the game is optimized like shit so you might not be able to get a nice pretty look on your screenshots like all the japs on twitter do.
That being said male cosmetics generally run cheaper, I haven't played in a while so I'd need to update to check but shu's will probably be the most inexpensive on the player shop out of all the new outfits. I personally wouldn't recommend installing it unless you have a friend that plays who can help you level. Sorry for the sperg it just makes me sad that NGS is a big unfulfilling timesink, there's definitely better games to no-life out there but nothing's stopping you from trying it if you want to support the funny sorcerer. (I will say NGS is a lot better at actually teaching you how to play the game, in base it was easy to semi-permanently fuck something up if you weren't using internet guides because the in-game tutorials were so unhelpful)

>>42539189
drunk sex with luca would just be full of giggles or i can see him flirting with you like you two just met at a bar for the first time

>>42539327
I deeply appreciate you.

>>42539327
I don't think Shu as a personalised download link or anything, but I do recall seeing a tweet by that yam saying they got notices in game of high server activity so I'm happy for shu's opportunity and seems like it's going well! Thanks for the insight kadet, I don't think I'll personally play it but just ogle at the pics!

>>42531646
I'm kinda sad. I was setting money aside for his valentines vp since that'd have a higher chance to be full of fansa

Dead thread...

>>42539995
till the 15th

>>42539995
Too many boys on breaks/busy behind the scenes

>>42539995
Sorry I was still staring at the shu images

>>42540570
>everyone thinks it's a joke
>it's actually one of the gamer wave boys

>>42539995
im just listening to music please andastan
>>42540570
kek, schizokun never ceases to amaze me

>>42540570
>6 things mentioned
>6 people in a wave

>>42540570
Lux/noct > light/dark
Iluna/xsol >light/dark highschool edition
Gamer wave >light/dark time authority edition

Briskadets, Quilldren, and anyone who enjoys seeing the boys abused are welcomed
>>42541516

>>42541693
But, I'm a Quilldren, and all I wanna do with Ike right now is feed him nice food and cuddle...

Who keeps shilling /meat/ here... they did it in broski last time it was up too, meidos aren't gonna keep it up just because you use boys as the OP

>>42541693
Literally a dead thread

>>42541948
Bratty cat, he just tweeted I'm so happy ToT

>>42542159
what the hell is /meat/ even (not a newfag, just only occasionally crossboard from where i usually hang out)

>>42539995
sorry i'm trying to do risk 18 in arknights

>>42542311
I don't know what that means but good luck anon.

>>42542299
guro

>>42542299
Ryona/Guro

>>42542408
nrhd

I miss him...

>>42542489
He'll be home before we know it. Hang in there, comfydant.

>>42542482
english please i am tired

>>42542299
Just a general for ryona/guro vtubers like akira mazono (or just general talk about ryona), one of the jannies has a vendetta against it so it hasn't been allowed on the board for a while. I don't know who keeps trying to revive it using the nijiboys but it still never stays up long

>>42542568
nrhd = naruhodo = i understand
thank you

>>42542585
thank you for the explanation as well.

>>42542743
de nada

>>42542400
it's an in-game event that gifts the sexy skin i think should be luca's next outfit and people say looks like his brother

>>42542529
I miss him so much I'm ngmi.

https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1622828426372722689
luca feels sick, i feel sick
we are

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1622829545681301504
burger in the middle of the night. twitter for iphone. where’s he going

>>42543155
mcdonalds

>>42543155
my house so he can fuck my ass

Vox's Screenwriting part 3 is gonna be a mengen right?

I hope wife enjoys playing the hogwarts game it looks really comfy

I hope wife enjoys playing the hogwarts game it looks really comfy

??????

>>42543282
I'm sitting on his dick as he eats that

>>42543640
get up it's my turn

>>42543606

>>42543726
I will simply ignore context.

>>42543339
When did he say he's going to play it? of course wife is a harry potter kid.

>>42543965
his last stream (zatsu)

>>42536395
He likes the attention
He supports this

>>42543155
japan

>>42544243
meloco, shu, kotoka, petra, alban, and sonny quit en to form a new jp unit.

>>42544290
I saw this earlier and thought to share my take on who'd be who, but I wanted to spare people.

>>42544290
I had one pic with noctyx instead but I can't find it

How has no one made a thread in 20 minutes

>>42544372
who cares

>>42544372
my home board is /jp/ and it's nice to not have to check this thread every ten minutes ngl. /vt/ moves so fast, all of the time.

>>42544329
I just wanted to post that jumpscare, but if you still want to go ahead and share it

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FOOD (AND YOU) SONNY!!!!!!!

>>42544489
Osomatsu = Luca
Karamatsu = Sonny/Yugo
Choromatsu = Shu
Ichimatsu = Mysta
Jyushimatsu = Alban
Todomatsu = Vox

This was mainly just based on vibes, don't take this seriously.

I want Alan to ask for my number one day at the organic farmers market and take me out on a date at a fancy highclass restuarant, picking me up and giving me a bouquet of flowers. He would be the most attentive and kind boyfriend buying me gifts all the time and showering me with affection. After dating for a couple weeks he asks me to go to his house because he wants to cook for me, after all the way to a person's heart is through their stomach. He lives in a sleek and imposing looking house with modern furniture and a minimalist aesthetic, while the house looks sparse the kitchen on the other hand looks well loved and full of equipment. He invites me over to the counter to see him cook, on the table are an assortment of organ meats, exotic looking vegetables and a wide variety of sauces. Alan says he's going to cook me some French dish that I can pronounce and then brings out a bottle of wine for us to drink while he cooks. After couple hours or so he presents a full 3 course meal that looks like it could be from a three Michelin star restaurant. We take the plates to the dinning room table and start digging into the appetizers. I start to get dizzy during the main course but it must be because I've had a bit too much wine, Alan asks me if I want to go lay down on the couch for a little bit and I bashfully say yes, feeling silly for over indulging. I somehow fall a sleep without knowing it and I wake up lying on an uncomfortable and lumpy bed. I seem to be chained to the wall and in a dark damp basement, in a panic I start screaming for help. I hear the sound of foot steps coming closer, the basement door opens and Alan walks down the stairs. I'm overjoyed at seeing a familiar face but also confused why he's here. Alan tells me that he intends to keep me with him forever because the moment he saw me he knew I was the one, that he loves me so much he could never bear to part from me. He injects me with a sedative and drags me off to the cold room, he uses a band saw to cut off my left leg half way above the knee and then dresses the wound. He keeps me in his basement slowly eating each of my limb until all that is left is a limbless torso, he feeds me all of the meal he makes out of me so I can savour the delicious art that he has turned me into. The meals are always beautifully presented and he makes sure to use every part of me, nothing ever goes to waste. He keeps me around for several months as a torso but one day he tells me that he can not see me like this anymore and that he must consume me whole so that me and him can be together forever, fused into his dna, after all the most sincere and deepest form of love is to consume them. He kisses me while he holds a knife to my stomach and split me open, my intestine spills onto the floor and I bleed out. He picks up my limp body and carry me up to the kitchen, as I slowly lose consciousness all I can think of is that our love will finally be consummated and I will forever be a part of him.

i know people often contend for worst fandom is existence but MCYT, besides kpop sasaengs, is legitimately the worst ive ever been in peripheral contact with. its got that 15 year old constant tiktok cancelation culture and like the weirdest bloody hatred of shipping and absolute doxxfaggotry to the extreme. niji yabs can get bad but never on the level of mcyt and i want mcyt and their underage fans to stay fucking far away from niji as possible, id never wish such misery on them.

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>42544974
Vox HAS to be Karamatsu its simply too perfect and i wont accept any alternative except maaaaybe pio

>>42544974
ichikara was my otp but I never paid much attention to foxakuma.......hmmmmm

milord has become japanese
https://twitter.com/bageunjin3/status/1622131737387237376

>>42544974
i think i can understand why you chose sonny/yugo for kara, but yes vox would be a better fit probably
not much to do with the topic but i still remember that mystake whose favorite matsu was osomatsu, that somehow made sense to me back then

>>42545399
Vox Tazumi

I had a hyperfixation with karamatsu back when s1 was airing...now im a kindred what does that say about me

>>42545604
that makes a lot of sense

>>42545604
You are pretty consistent with your tastes

>>42545399
That actually does look like an asian version of Vox it works surprisingly well and you can still tell it's him.

>>42545604
your gay

>>42544974
>Choromatsu = Shu
shu = ike
therefore, choromatsu = ike

>>42545604
both of them are cringe, therefore you are cringe

>>42545604
I'm still a karamatsu girl, but my kamioshi ended up as wife (who's favorite brother is jyushimatsu)

>>42545709
What about my gay?

>>42545667
>>42545675
>>42545829
>>42545675
i accept my fate

dead hours...

More like dead day.

LOVE! what a cute interaction today

With everyone on break everyone is a kindred this week

>>42547076
Hey doppio has some good streams too, I don't watch him a ton because his schizo antics filter me a bit but I'm excited for pokemon stadium

>>42547076
/Comfydred/ is dead now it's just /Kindred/ and sometimes takoyaki

>>42533544
>>42534212
>>42534313
Even worse, he literally got famous by cheating in minecraft.
Also he send his penis pics to underage girls. Not even joking.
Zoomers only worship grifters it seems like.

>>42547289
tacoyucky are always welcome in the library bdsm closet

>>42547646
Tuscanvalley are always welcome I love that their repopulation efforts worked.

>>42547076
dont forget the chickens

Did anyone get the Luxiem NijiNuis? How’s the quality?

Would you fug a fox?
If so, how?

i miss demon

demon live https://www.youtube.com/live/sPkDEAmjXck?feature=share

sisters i love vox. he makes me happy every stream. i got big smile on my face

>>42552156
same, but i will delete his soundboard and break his goxlr

>>42550657
They are very nice. Higher quality than the puppets and a but bigger too. Only complaint i have on my demon one is that the eye color is wrong

>>42552212
fair. he should be on a quota

Unlike dkc1, 2 is actually a game made by sane people so I think he’ll be fine if he goes for the normal ending

>>42552286
thank you

I really really like the luca getting spoiled by lucubs art
and fucked

>>42552329
Based

https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1622897971397550082
vox...

>>42552391
I need to do my reps to know what the jps think of him because there is no way they know he’s an autistic goof

>>42552433
Correction. I forgot pubg happened

>>42552462
big big farto...

Playing dkc2 with my cute 6 year old demon!!!

>did you see the question?
you blocked the screen with your big head, vox...

>>42552433
Autism transcends language barriers

>>42552462
Kuzuha got his impression of Vox being a cool deep voiced gamer man destroyed

>>42552813
I want to feel sad that his dreams got destroyed but it’s really funny that it crumbled right in front of him

>>42552858
nta but do you have the timestamp for it?

>>42552584
Uohhhhh ToT

>>42552584
Glad to see you're getting your shota dose anon

He’ll learn but i am in pain

>>42553483
you and me

How is he choking so hard

that wasn't bad

The save system is pretty fair in this game, at least he has that going for him

God hes such a child when he plays this game, wanna give him a stroke when he gets a mechanic right or beats a level

he's so fucking dumb

He’s such a zoomer, dude needs written tutorials for everything. How did he need help for the fucking baloons

>>42554244
i think it has more to do with his shitty memory rather than him being a zoomer

>>42554244
Please forgive him he's 12

He's ngmi...

HERE WE GO

HE FUCKING DID IT wtf when i already gave up on him

>>42554736
He may be stupid but he can do it when under pressure

>>42554776
i can put him under me anyday

Oh here we go. Buddy why are you rushing

is he really going to loop the savescum cope

It’s really funny that he blames the game first

He’ll never figure out the platform thing huh

this is it, this is the starting point

Vox the game doesn’t cheat you’re just bad at it

Vox there is no way you did not see that enemy. How did you just jump. Did his brain turn off when he decided the game was unfair

Aight this is fine

This reminds me of when Shu was beating metroid kek I love luxiem retardness

This is a promising thing for dk64, I forgot he loves grinding and inane tasks

Milord don’t blow a gasket there

vox...

Vox, do you ship robbie rotten and sportacus

this is so fucking funny i love this guy

thank you vox, i am here for this rant

Ranting about Star Wars while lives in Donkey Kong 2. The true Vox Akuma experience.

I wish he would put regular zatsudan back on the schedule it's his best content

Forgive me I don't watch much of the other guys but is there anyone in the branch that can contrast go against Vox's love for TLJ?

>>42556500
Don’t think so

im glad he realized that kek

Vox you are completely right but now with a fairer game and infinite lives i think these will be better streams

I wanna watch the game center cx dkc2 eps now

>>42556373
i agree with you anon, feels like it's been a while since his last zatsudan

Yes Vox that’s the point of the level

Hex: https://www.youtube.com/live/ot_d5OTSwlY?feature=share

>>42557218
i almost didn't recognize her

I’m glad he’s having fun with the game now with the safety net he made

i wish he scheduled hades for next week, he did say he wants to revisit the game

>>42557382

>>42557534
probably next week. he brought it up himself so here's hoping

START

this stage is a nightmare for his monkey brain...

Mysta is dead

Mysta alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9f3yKAeyc4

>>42557954
thank god

he needs to grind those lives again doesn't he

I tried to find this artist but i give up so have it

>>42558425
i thought that's hex himself kek

>catch up doppio's minecraft stream
>talking how people can't understand him and his jokes
>hear him quoting someone saying he has "constipation in the brain, diarrhea in the mouth".
Well shit man. I get that he's too big brained from EN, but they didn't have to say it like that.

KEK VOX

>>42558542
Hex if he didnt have bed head everyday

He is really in a silly goofy mood

ren

>>42558797
I genuinely think he wants you to send in dogs

>>42558425
Every sicklingsona ive seen look more like angels then owl and idk but i kinda like that

I have a feeling we'll be back to donkeyzatsu soon

Go back to NA hours, Hex.

>>42559265
It time to accept he is never coming back

vox please

USE THE FUCKING BARREL ON THE HEDGEHOG GOD PLEASE VOX

>>42559439(me)
Holy shit finally

Is he threatening rape?

now that he can basically grind one level at a time he's getting through pretty ok

>>42559882
I would let him

>>42559884
milord......

>>42559985
let's be real everyone knows the squaks levels are kinda eh

>>42558425
Here!
https://twitter.com/kimbokmara?s=21&t=wRUrzF_wni5raOw-LdR-pg

is Shu in japan... my brain going schizo since everyone is going on breaks and that burger tweet he did at 2:00 P.M. JST (1:00 A.M) his time..

>>42560086
Omg thank youuu anon
(I laughed when i saw their header)

>>42545047
Hell yeah fucking right

why is he like this

jesas slow down vox, you're regressing

holy fucking kek vox

he's losing it... I'm impressed it took him 4 hours for this game

>>42561464
At least it’s at an appropriate point

heads up to teamup anon and comfydants, wife will be playing dark and darker with selenium at friday 5pm pdt

FUCKING FINALLY

jesus he's back down to 10. he should probably save soon or he's gonna lose it with how much progress he's gonna lose

what the fuck vox, i hate his brain sometimes why can't his meds fix it

HOW DID YOU JUST FORGET THAT YOU DID THAT QUESTION 5 SECONDS AGO

bye bye demon, halfway through the game in one stream is pretty great progress compared to last time

thanks for the stream, demon...
can't wait for nintendogs tomorrow

what a great stream. thanks vox

>>42561738
it's nice to wake up to some good news for once.... now onto my day full of meetings

https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1622976326343839746
never change doppio, this actually makes me laugh

Gross sex with otounii!

I'm glad for mysta, even vox chat has been better even if most kindred are menhera

>>42563268
I have the feeling that most of vox's fanbase these days are people that actually like him and like to watch him live. He's been doing better mentally too with less eyes on him. It's pretty comfy (most of the time)

I miss my wife

>>42563375
yeah. im happy for him. and us

>>42563450
It really sucked feeling like all eyes were on him all the time, judging his every move. Now he can just be himself and he knows that most of his fans are yumes that can manage their delusions. one of the few benefits of tempus, hopefully their fans only dripfeed back in for gamer wave.

<3