/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>exit camping
wow

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42546993
Yes!

>throwing shinri under the bus

>>42546984
What is this image kek

>>42546993
Bend over now

>>42546993
ABSOLUTELY

>Your oshi camps the extraction
Apologize.

>Anymore

would you kiss this man?

>>42547027
Too much FPS why can't they play better games like Mario kart or Mario party or Mario Golf

>>42546984
>exit camping
unsubbed

This is the kinda banter I'm into lmao

>>42547009
Amen.

>>42547009
AMEN

>>42547050
R

>>42546993
this has to be an imposter, my pilotposter would never be this early to a thread

>>42547040
my oshi called them out, it's fine

>>42547050
Ewww no.

>>42547050
No doubts

>>42546993
no

>>42546984
Oh shit I remember these thumbnails

faggot op, FPS collabs are the best content.

>>42547050
Any day of the week

will shinri hop back on?

>>42547109
Do I have to put /s at the end of the Edition now?

>Bettel buys
yes
>Altare buys
i refuse uwu

>>42547147
yes, he loves his bros and will chat with them for no reason at all

>>42547050
HELL FUCKING YES

THE NINE DIVINES!

>>42547050
Ugly :(

>>42547155
Leader is too cute to pay for things~

>>42547210
RAPE

100% likely that Altare is not actually busy at the day of Ollie's tournament and is just avoiding joining it because of the possibility of another girl collab drama

>>42547212
I can't get over the wink png Magni chose....

>>42547083
My game crashed right as the new thread was posted so I got to be the first post!

PS: The Callisto Protocol is still performing well on PC

>>42547210
Ugly :^)

>>42547252

Not performing well*

>>42547248
The mixed branches section is not mandatory tho

>>42547210
your oshi's gonna be sad you called his bestest friend in the whole world ugly...

koipanions please don't let shinri be controlled by superchats in zatsus...

>getting peed on by Bettel
ToT

vesper collab

>>42547277
Cute

>>42547328
Whore

>>42547300
That's true but you know that it won't stop the loonies from starting the shit. It's not like they need an actual reason

>>42547050
>hfw getting one of the Australian type iykwim

>>42547277
Ugly...

>>42547248
what drama though. most people are fine with holoid collabs?

>>42547311
>thinking it's a bettellion and not a falseflagger

>>42547333
Chu~

>>42547331
Good joke

>>42547351
>caring for antis' opinion
ngmi

>>42547362
>>42547333
Well? Which one is it?

>>42547248
he had no issue saying he just wasn't going to mori's tourney before and would probably say the same this time if he wasn't actually busy

There is a stream going on?! Why are fujos fujoposting, it's not dead hours yet?

>>42547322
I'm powerless. The best I can do is suggest to him a dedicated super chat reading stream but I doubt he will get one guy'd for that. His fanbase is desperate for a crumb of attention from him.

>>42547393
ToT cute drawnon

>>42547452
it's spoilered, just ignore

>>42547373
a non-bettelion is not going to have saved such a large collection of bettel reaction pics

Magni is so cute when he gets excited

>>42547452
wdym, they're making out on stream right now

THEY DID IT

They did it (2)

>>42547415
I mean the actual person himself has said indirectly that his model is ugly so...

THEY DID IT! TARKOV!

THEY DID IT

LETS GOOOOOO

>>42547530
It's literally just one

damn altare was DESPERATE for Magni to play

>>42547530
>implying

>>42547322
vesper 2.0

Bettel's idol arc is getting him to eat like an actual human being
If he eats proper meals in 2 years then his Tempus venture has been a success

How much did Altare carry that one? I only saw big number

I feel like the personality of Vesper quite similar to the cop from the movie Cube

>>42547452
You guys are so weird about your designated posting hours.

>FPS Arc
why

leader wrecked house

>>42547615
He had triple Magni's damage and 2.5x Bettel's. Not necessarily a carry since Magni made a lot of good decisions, but Altare is very good at pointing at heads and shooting.

>Raid into Astel
Oh shi

>>42547631
Why not?

>Dark and Darker
Is this game good?

Time to rewatch the axmag bits

>>42547615
He did more dmg then them combined and made solid play choices (most of the time). It was a team effort though.

>>42547622
The deal was that Fujos would post in dead hours. Pray I do not alter it any further.

how was Dingo's Diner?

This has been a lot of Aniki content i don't know if I can keep up

>>42547631
Easy collab game

>>42547331
not until a month and a half

They're still going
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1622858700703539201

>>42547615
He should stream his pov more. Idk, feel like he plays a lot but rarely streams it.

>>42547631
fps arc means we're closer to HALOstars
I belieb!

>>42547701
Its fun. I kinda wish the boys would play this instead of Tarkov.

>>42547850
kek

>>42547813
those filipino whores...

>>42547813
This was when Shinri played earlier.

>>42547705
i'm glad we're getting some crumbs these days

>>42547850
recommend it to altare then

>>42547701
I've never played it but been watching Astel and he's just been doing the same shit for 2 hours. I think he should be playing this with someone else honestly.

>>42547615

>>42547850
it looks like ass

>>42547631
I'd kneel

>>42547757
It was pretty chill he was having fun with it

>>42547901
I can't believe Magni proposed to Axel on stream without even realizing it

>>42547998
If only we could see his pov...

I wish if Cover never touched the mascots gosh each one is uglier than the one before. Literally none of them is good

>>42547918
He's playing this with his inner furry

>>42548038
I think they're fine but don't like that axelotls are black

>>42548038
I like the Axelotl even though it would be better if it was more orange, I don't understand why they went with the yellow

>>42548028
Eh, I feel like he tends to play worse when he streams it.

>>42548026
wait what? timestamp?

>>42548028
Altare has major performance anxiety, he would shit the bed

>>42548078
That color choice is so messy

>>42548038
Should've just let them do a mascot-designing stream like magni. That way the fans could give some input too

>>42548127
God it could've been so kino...

>>42548127
Here's hoping Magni's vestie ends up being the true form....

>>42548038
I don’t mind the axelotl. I think we look pretty cute. Plus we can say that mane-chan is our mama too

>>42548127
anon he never did a mascot designing stream lol. He made the mascot tweet and waited until his next drawing stream where he talked about the most popular design and dubbing it the magmite

>>42548038
>>42548127
Thank goodness Flay made his just smol R-TRUS so he can still do a fanbase mascot drawing thing on his own

>>42548097
2h 15m onward, he just basically calls Axel naruto for his sasuke
He did sing kiss from a rose for Axel too in his karaoke....

>>42548204
god I fear the day they are in the same house...

>>42547009
Amen.

>>42548127
Yeah that would have been much better! I remember thats how Shein from Starsjp did his fans mascot. It was quite fun too

>>42547248
Why does it matter so much? It’s not the first time Altare let his friends join a fps competition instead of playing it himself. I know he said he had fun last apex tournament with rpr. But it doesn’t seem like he would eager to join another one. Dude didn’t stream his pov that time either.

kinda cute how almonds speech habits are rubbing off on each other

why the fuck is the axolotl black and YELLOW

>>42548319
Mane-mama is colour blind

>>42548319
Mane-chan is a RACIST

>He can have a thousand clones but it's not enough. He's still looking for Sasuke!
What did he mean by that

>>42548319
mane-chan is from pittsburgh

>>42548319
Mane-san obsessed with bees and/or wasps

>>42548319
Promoting the idea that Axelotls should just BEE themselves

>>42548389
He can have thousand bettels, but He'll still look for Axel

>>42548319
mane-san is wiz khalifa

>>42548319
Seriously

>>42548434
ha ha good one *shoots you dead*

>>42548319
YEA UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

>>42548289
i think magni has gotten more infected than the other way round lol

>>42548319
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow
Black and yellow
Black and yellow
Black and yellow

>>42547248
I know he's telling the truth because why would he willingly back out of an opportunity to play with his beloved StarsJP senpai.

>>42548038
fuck you i love these fat fucks

>>42546993
Only if I can experiment with his body in a nonsexual way! What is he even made out of at this point?

>>42548038
Bunch a fuckin woman bitching and moaning over the FAT FUCKS. The designs posted so far are fine and honestly they're unneeded anyways. Magmites being the only exception. It's the same has the EN girls, literally non of them need a mascot and only the takodachi fat fucks and bubba are noteworthy. Need to be able to sell plushes though and some boys like shinri just really want a fat fuck so I can respect that and the hustle.

>>42548204
i havent gotten to that part yet but listening to magni rant about coiled vs uncoiled dna... i wonder if axel absorbed anything he was saying at all lmao

>>42548551
Cum

>>42547248
If this is true. Altare is fucking fragile. I hope that's not the case and just isn't interested like Shinri or too busy for something else.

>>42548541
I feel hungry everytime I look at Koipanions... They look like dumplings....

https://twitter.com/jessiechang2522/status/1622859325382463489

>>42548553
bread dog was very cute and noteworthy :(

>>42547331
The last Vesper Collab is the Apex mini games. Prepare for the drought until April.

>>42548591
Nower...

>42548584
samefag. altare talked recently about being willing to collab more with the rest of holopro but you wouldn't know that of course

>>42548591
HQ love

>>42548591
HQ Love!

Since when did the axelotls get official designs and where can I see it?

>>42548568
Axel did the "Wait does that mean... eh??" And then he questions that Magni and Bettel need partners that are uncoilers. He is picking up on the hints

>>42548591
love love love

>>42548640
>>42548647
Now kith

>>42548612
to be found in collabs. cue laugh track?

>>42548629
Not a samefag. I was just scrolling through and Altare is low on my priority watchlist mainly because he streams whenever I work but good to know.

>>42548654
Axel’s Burger Bistro stream. It’s timestamped in the comments

>>42548591
Shota Singer Shinri doko

>>42548472
"okeh" kino "SHEEESH" cringe

>>42548680

>>42548204
ok but this was actually really cute lol. magni likes his opposites attract romances

>>42548713
Sheesh is for happy people only

I hope Nowa changes his mind on collabs after the Apex tournaments

>>42548319
I hate the colors but I love the design

>>42548787
let it go anon

>>42548787
He's committed to something but who knows really?

>>42548798
I love how the three tails tie it to Axel

>>42548588
shinri did say he based them off gudetama so youre not wrong for feeling that way

>>42548798
AYO what's up my niggerlotl

>>42548724
Axmag is so cute, it makes me all happy inside

>>42548812
I miss Altnowa..... take me back....

>What’s the... [room]
>Oh you already know, brother
>You know it
>Oh my God, seriously?
>You know it, come on
>Oh my God
>It’s that one
>Oh my God it IS that one
wtf is their live2d room thing called

>>42548798
We are fucking cute

>>42548900

>>42548900
Isn't it better this way? Altare got a bunch of new buddies and Vesper can do his own thing without pretending to be best friends with a kid almost half his age.

>>42548900
Anon…from an altnowa to another, it’s time to let go. If it’s meant to be, it will come back. Move on like Leader did

why doesnt maguni tweet about his streams i know its always the same time but let the people know

>>42548319
Because they have no ownership of the fan-made design and they can't sell merch of it without going through all the work of figuring out who drew the first Axelotl and getting the rights from them

>>42548900
He has better dynamics with others now. Let it go, altnowa was never real

>>42548938
I have no doubt in my mind that it’s called “Sex Dungeon”

>>42548607
bread dog love

>>42549125
brother i’m talking about colors, nobody’s out here copyrighting black and orange

>>42548787
will he be in the tournament?
he said anything about that or he keeps radio silent?

>>42549166
I love eating those fat fucks.

>>42548787
What the fuck is his problem anyway? He's well and truly back on his meds by now.

>>42549200
He... He is in the tourney anon... Did you miss the announcement?

>>42549125
Readingcomprehensionchama…

wait, so are these mascots actually representing the viewers, or...? i was under the impression they were independent

Here we go again

>>42549002
shinri, magni and possibly bettel and flayon are a lot older than altare yet get along with him fine.

>>42549227
>Did you miss the announcement?
yeah like the VG collabs and the 6 month anniversary

>>42549238
yes except flay’s. but they’ve all said you can still interpret then how you like

>>42549200
only altare and shinri aren't attending

>>42549254
Altare is also older than he seems lmao

>>42549222
boys will be boys, woman.
In some months they will look back on it and laugh

Slime dropped
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1622871831202959366

>>42549328
the fat fuckening continues...

cute

>>42549328
Cute fat fuck

>>42549328
I sti hate it

>>42549328
WHY ARE WE ALL FAT
Do none of you fucks go out or lift?

>>42549328
i like the rottweiler brows

>>42549328
I want to throw him at a wall

>>42549328
I don't understand the hate for the shiba eyebrows desu

>>42549328
Why are they angy

>>42548680
KEK

>>42549328
I love this cute fat fuck and I’ll fight whoever disrespects him

>>42549297
again did himself say anything about the event ? or keep silent when someone asks him

so who's going to play the harry potter game?

>>42549405
Watch streams you retarded whore

>>42549405
I think he said something about feeling bad if he rejected the offer. Watch streams for more

>>42549328
I'm going to slurp this fat fuck

>>42549328
I want to be dyed red by leader!

>>42549271
This Collab doesn't have Altare in it and he was on a poster.

>>42549428
>>42549438
>Wa...atch stream
what stream?

the more i look at the slime the more i'm reminded of mugi

>>42549328
blue rice ball lookin ass

>>42549476
first zatsu back

>>42549271
There are girls there of course he will join

>>42549532
time stop

>>42549532
which come back

>>42549551

>>42549238
Yes.
It remains to be seen whether Nowa will reveal his, but Flayon and Bettel didn't get one for their fan mascots. They probably will design theirs themselves instead.

>>42549565
go figure it out eslchama

>>42549598
Wrong

>what if I sat on something
>on this...
>you shut up
almond love

>>42549650
so you don't know either?

>>42549669
Wait I didn't hear this ToT timestamp onegai

>>42549734
i don't have it on me but around the 10-11 minute mark i think

>>42549734
onegai x2 when was this

Who is Bettel's naruto...

>>42549734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXm8TUF1h8w#t=10m57

>sister can leak about axel talking about the "parent fight"
>sister can't show the exact moment when vesper himself confirmed his participation in an event
really makes you think

Almond seems like a one sided love, Magni's heart will always be with Axel

>>42549864
Bettel 2.

>>42549864
Hakka, kek

>>42549864
Siri

>>42549865
>Oh this makes me feel kind of weird. I kinda like it though.
Why is he such a slut

So many collabs this week, I'm so happy

Eri is doing gyaru pose in someone else's chat kek

>>42549948
>One-sided Love
Magni simulated being molested by altare all on his own multiple times, he's just a whore.

Mane-chan cute
https://twitter.com/e1ectricee1s/status/1622875059059834880

>>42550118
>Not /our/ monke mane
She's cute but... The monkey kemono made her cuter.

>>42550191
I hate monkeys so i prefer this

>>42550075
Exactly he will let others enjoy his body, but where does his heart truly belongs to? Axel

>>42550118
Cute!

I love my idiot grandpa

if you want to start shipwars you have to eat my hairy ass first

>>42550241
Axel ain't into NTR though? He should make sure that brat knows who he belongs to.

>>42550281
Back to your split vestie

>>42550281
Ugly vestie.

my heart has been so full past couple days

>>42550330
Thank you as always.

>>42550330
cute

>>42550281
vesper love...

>>42549371
Holostar mascots being fat fucks is tradition.

Altare should behead Vesper for betraying the guiild.

>>42550281
I hope he plays all the games he wants next week.

>>42550281

>>42550224
Die.

Nowa probably chose to have his birthday the day before Valentine's so that he doesn't need to do any fanservice

>>42550539
Did he talk about doing a totsu?

on one hand, less solo mag time. on the other, collabs means he will stream for longer

>>42550580
collabs are superior. there's always memberships for solo anyway.

Magni 100% gets off on cucking the magmites, teasing us knowing we’ll always be stuck on the other side on the screen with no way to vent our frustrations on him. Making lewd noises or talking about straddling his plush and even by collabing with the other boys more and showing us just how many cocks he’s been taking… Kuso alchemist…

>>42550580
We already had a lot of solo Magni and desu I prefer this over walking in circles Magni (not that I want him to stop these kind of streams, just more variety is more fun)

>>42550580
This Mag is so happy though

>>42550717
Why can't you people be normal

>>42550580
I miss solo magtime, but if Magni is happy I am happy

>t. axelotl

Did Gorimane get fired? Is that part of why Axel is down lately?

>>42550814
>magmites
>normal

>>42551020
Stop repeating dumb shit, touristchan, and go watch streams

>>42550911
>Pool's Closed

>>42551020
no, she gave a birth. Axel thought that it was his, but turns out that her kids are black

>>42549371
Bettelions will be the only beefy ones so they can rape the clown

>>42550911

>>42551020
She's still around the fuck are you on about?

good morning I hate women

>>42551360
That was a short sleep, Altare

>>42551360
Good morning sir

>>42551360
When are you opening more packs, Altare?

>>42551360
Up an at 'em leader!

>>42551360
the only women hater who panders to women.

JGBFW which vod should I start with?

I love Magni Dezmond of HolostarsEN

>>42551903
Apex collab

>>42550717
TOT

someone please make a good version of this!
kthxbye /mans/

>>42549254
>30s Shinri, Vesper
>26-29 Flayon, Bettel, Magni
>22-25 Axel, Altare
>19-21 Hakka

altventurer design hate

>>42552537
Hakka is 10

hate regis altare

dislike regis altare

i just woke up and i missed a kino apex stream by the magni dezmond himself... being an eurofag sucks

I hate women and fags

>>42552756
Yeah, I make myself wake up at 6am to catch Axel's streams...

Stream doko

>>42553040
just watch holostars jp or go the fuck to sleep

Axelotls...why are you black?

>>42553342
came from gorimane and was nourished from her mommy milkies

Axel facefucking Magni so hard that he cries. Instead of tears, semen comes out. TToTT

I can't believe Axelotls were black

>>42553414

>>42553414
wats wrong wit you

hehehehehe

>>42553436
oh I have some news about magmites

I can't believe axmag is real

>>42553493
Looking forward to the tablet drawing stream gramps

>>42553414
Brother, just make him cry regular, but Axel's cum shoots out his nose, ok? Just be normal for once.

>>42553414
Is that physically possible?

>>42553342
>>42553436
Black was always one of the colors for Axelotls. Even Magni drew them black

>>42553643
Cute little fucks

>>42553643
>manechan mama birthed a black axelotl
>magni mama birthed a black axelotl
what does this mean?

>girls?
>yabba dabba doo

>>42553739
Literally me fr fr

>>42553686
Axel is black.

I LOVE TEMPUS HQ
https://twitter.com/maya_duka/status/1622910362881507329

>>42553739
One day Vesper will say YABBA DABBA DOO while drunk and I expect a soundpost.

fuck regis altare

https://puzzle.aggie.io/dyT7am
I'm back with a new puzzle

>>42554039
this is so cute!!!

>>42554035
I wish

>>42554035
One day...

Thinking about squeezing and pinching Bettel’s chubby stomach and thighs and calling him a cute pig…

Just saw Vesper's schedule lmao, I thought he was back home and on his meds? What's his excuse this time?

>>42554671
Someone has to take care of the clockwoman while she gets her surgery

How do I get content of Magni riding the dingo knot?

>>42554895
I'm pretty content with it.
...oh, you mean CONtent...

>>42554895
sponsor/sc/menshigift them, give them a lot of money to make the traveling possible

>>42550580
>collabs means he will stream for longer
he hates us

>>42554982
carlos!!!!!!

>>42555065
He will never again play solo games, good bye Sonic

I've listened to Shinri's cover so many times to the point where it becomes addicting.

>>42555105
He'll reluctantly do solo streams for one hour long and then cuck us live so that he can go play Fortnite with the boys...

>>42555105
Oh noooo, I hope Magni goes back to playing some random dumb video game instead of doing collabs where he gets closer to the other boys and they have great moments together.

When will one of my boys play Hogwarts?

>>42555483
Why not both?

watching the apex vod. do we find out why shinri is good at shot-calling?

I discovered Magni through his Sonic streams. I'm happy he's having fun with the boys. Maybe I can rely on Flayon to stream my baby games with an autistic yet passionate fanbase because I need my fix.

I'm so glad Axel joined Apex, he needs to get good vibes from the guys

>>42547248
Based.

>>42555700
Nothing can beat Magni's Sonic autism for me, he is so cute about the franchise. I might just rewatch Sonic prime to watch his watchalong with it

Shiny Spicy Salty Silly Shinri FPS tournament arc… doko…

Consensus on the official mascot designs?

>>42556094
Shiny Spicy Salty Silly Soft

>>42556185
I don't like the nigger axelotl

>>42556094
Shinri should be Support
Shiny Spicy Salty Silly Support
or Stable, Sane, Sturdy, etc

>>42556252
Needs to start with an s and end with a y so sturdy of what you've listed

>>42556185
Why is he black

>>42556185
why is it yellow instead of orange

>>42556185
I don't like the nigger axelotl and the altventurer. Vesper hasn't revealed his mascot right? I don't think it can be uglier than the fan design.

>>42556412
I don't think he cares about that, honestly. He never brought it up ever since he made that stream where we chose that we were bats.

>>42556412
Altare's fat slime is great, what are you on about. Vesper will probably ignore his mascot because he's an autistic moid.

>>42556412
>I don't think it can be uglier than the fan design.
The ones without pig noses are cute

>>42556520
I HATE the big ass eyebrows

>>42556412
Nowa will get one. They gave everyone mascots like candies except for Bettel and Magni.

>>42556525
so wrong. so so wrong.

skip catalog button
>>42556393

>>42556542
They're his charm point. They're so cute they make me want to slice him up and eat him in a sandwich.

>>42556300
Shinry

>>42556525
>>42556542
Tempuras have shit taste

>>42556601
you've done it.

I like most of the mascots so far but I am also very happy to be a magmite