/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

tourist here, what is up with her obsession with mayo? does she actually like it that much or is it just part of the character she plays? and what the fuck is a josh(u?)-kun? pls spoonfeed

Koyori sneeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo727MAdBsg&t=5487s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHsH_rX2Cw&t=16026s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_96VfkdKLs&t=3099s

>>42541494
she drinks mayo. joshu (助手) means assistant and is the name for her fans

>>42541845
Joshu-kuns’ mayo…

>>42541845
does she (i guess as in her RM) actually drink mayo? do japanese people do that? what the fuck

>>42541241
god damn why does she have so much hot art

Hairy Porter HATE

>>42542969
Yes

>>42542857
Man, I love this coyote's laugher.

>>42545924
I love me a good screamer

>>42541494
we are joshu kuns! its the little pink horny koyote things
mayo is her meme and the lyrics of her lab thing, she likes being covered with joshu mayo which she greedily drinks all up

>>42542969
japanese mayo is not like burger mayo. its sweet and watery and delicious, like joshu cum

previous thread status: alls well that ends with koyo

koyoro!

>>42547059
why is it translated as mayo then? does it use mostly the same ingredients but prepared differently? Or is it different ingredients and different taste/preparation? If it’s the latter then I wouldn’t call it mayo, i’d call it a milkshake or at least cumshake

>>42545356
I'd like to potter Koyo's hairy

Sekiro later:
>最終回の可能性有り!?
dyrbi joshu-bros?

I love Koyori!

>>42547059
this is nip propaganda that's not real mayo

Koyoro LOVE

Joshu-kun, your bread !!

Koyori starting soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5B0SE8MrNc
sekiwo with the mayote

Koyoroooo

>>42547845
I mean if she decides to do a 6+ hr stream sure

MAYOYO!

is zuno even a real word? i bet not

>>42552352
頭脳うううううううう!

>>42552352
its zunoooooooooo

It would be funny if she dont meet the final boss this stream

kotaro...

Why is she stalling? Shouldn't she fight the boss by now?

want to eat koyos giant fish

DoH soon?

>>42553334
yeah me

A FUCKING MONKEY: Fire Edition

unberibaow

Kasaaaa

>>42554563
unberiWAO

>>42554043
Can't believe Koyo got pounded by a fricking MONKEY!

Should have just to go Kuro, she bleed view like crazy for doing side shit

>>42554853

>>42554935
she hate it but keep going to fight it
she is a retard
don't poe me

nice hat koyori

>>42554853
calm down SEA joshu-kun
also it's not like she'd do better in Isshin fight which is also 3 phases (on top of re-fighting Genichiro everytime you die)

KOYORIII

Is she going to get the "stab the child" ending?

>>42555145
No, I will stab her and she will have my child

>>42555272
this but me

>>42555312
So that Joshu-kun will stab you with his penis and you will have his child?

All that dark souls made her bad at sekiro

>>42555366
I want to breed Joshu-kun?

Sh's always thinking about this Gen-chan guy, need correction

Gen-chan you're kimoi...

I had to stop watching for some tome did she kill demon of hatred?

>>42557269
Yes, Angry Kazamatai is dead now.

>>42557269
She just left

>>42557269
What tome?

>>42557286
based

>>42557384
way of tome...

ENTER GUN

My man pulled out a glock

Uiiii

i dont think shes beating isshin today

WAR CRY KOYOTE

Koyori's sex noises...

All that focus for naught

I think we're getting at least another stream.

>>42561601
yeah, it'll be on our fc2 channel

Oh yeah that's the stuff

she's lacking aggressiveness

If you could give Koyo one advice for the fight, what would it be?

>>42562161
Come to bed

>>42562161
Learn how to counter patterns one at a time
Applies to every Souls game, actually

And that's a wrap folks

kek

Koyo offline, now what?

>>42562731
Masturbate and go to sleep

>>42562778
I typed this

>>42562236
specifically, mine

>>42562778
How, when Koyo is offline?

How do I tell Michael Cat and Michael Dog apart? They look the same to me.

Good Mayo.

>>42563952
Pretty sure former one looks like Ogayu these days and sounds like EVA-01
Latter one usually wears a labcoat and sounds like mandragora

Love Live HATE

Zunoooooo

Look at this little fucker who claimed her shoulder, I'll squeeze him

>>42569309
thats me!

>>42569309
That's me
Don't squeeze me, please.

>>42569309
I'm the one that sits on top of her head

>>42569309

im the one that lays on top of her spent quivering manko

>>42571898
my pads typed this

>>42574185
cute

Good Mayoheads.

>>42575760
kuteyori

Final final episode (final)

What the fuck, did she just go to bed now?

Final Fantasy (final)

>>42578554
yeah with me

>>42578979
>>42578475
かも

>>42581349
しれない

>>42583395
hot

>>42583395
maidyote best yote

>>42585416
nurseyote

>>42585959
those are cool too

I love Koyori

koyo loves me!

is koyo playing Hogwarts?

>>42595831
Koyo loves furufuru

>>42595924
whats furufuru?

>>42595958
My dick

Mayoheads? It's not burger time!

her crying over hanbei was really cute

I miss Koyori and maybe Joshu-kuns

Translate for Koyo, does she mean that she can play the video on screen for the watchalong or only 1 episode per day?

she's retarded she's retarded she's retarded she's retarded
go ahead and fucking kill the sekiro stream already if you're pausing for a fucking 3 day watchalong of shit you were literally crying on twitter over no one watching with you because no one fucking did, and on the way fuck the other days as well, throw the whole week into the garbage already

>>42600187
link?
>>42599975
im joshu kun!
>>42600469
hello angry kazamatai i see the meds are working...

>>42600187
the title says watchalong for ep 1 to 4 and the first episode can be played on stream. not sure how it works since i never really followed watchalongs

>>42601245
fuck you go to hell with your stupid ass roleplay

>>42601424
why do you do this to yourself? i thought you had unsubskoyod

angry kazamatai HATE

i can fix him
>berettakoyo.jpg

>>42601632
not a kazamatai but a kazamatard. a real kazamatai goes around informing people that kazama scat animations exist on pixiv

who gives a shit about fucking iroha you deflecting motherfuckers
>>42601575
that wasn't even me, but im about to cancel mem

>>42602665
please dont be rude to iroha shes a sweetie de gozaru

Koyo valentine soon

>>42603790
yeah me

>>42600469
>literally crying on twitter
Which tweet?

>>42604306
she wasn't really crying

>>42604373
night joshbros

>>42604373
But which tweet does that anon mentioned where she supposedly "litterally crying"?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DI51SP6Z9SY
Final last stream FINAL

Jesus, the hairy porter spam. I hope koyo dont jump into the blood bath now.

I love Kokoro!

THIS IS THE RUN

lol genchan watching koyo's sekiro and getting stronger because he doesn't want it to end.

>>42610871
>doing it for ashina? I sleep
>doing it for more koyo streams? Real shit

>>42606471
Why does it matter if everyone else plays the same game if I only watch Koyo anyway?

MAYOYO!

>>42610994
this i want koyo to do hogwarts it looks fun
korone too

>>42606471
>big FOTM game comes out
>everyone plays it
>JP holomems don't even need to care about retards who try to cancel people by playing it because those retards can't speak nip
it's only a matter of time before Koyo plays it

>>42610994
Ex. Based Koyo paw hugger.

mayo is my home and koyo is my oshi

>shot in the back
Koyoooo

I hope she realize not push him back will make the fight longer and harder
there's lot of time she just let those gauge gone in vain

>>42613646
That applies to almost all the boss fights...

>>42613772
yes she's been playing the game hard way whole time
SEKIRO in reality doesn't require people to perfect parry all the time to win, save that for someone want challenge

I swear she's doing better yesterday on 2nd phase, blame Genchan for draining Koyo stamina away

Fast gen-chan phase

lmao greatest enemy since Mario
a ledge

oh I just saw she has LL! today, which mean she has 2 hours left to settle this once and for all

She got to last phase but panicked too hard against lightning

She might finish the game tonight

This bitch panics at the fucking final bar to much

>>42613897
She's not even on no charm and demon bell and this is already hard for her

>She's this late in the game to not know how to return lightning

LMAO

>>42616867
>didn't watch the streams

YATTA JOSHU-KUNS

She did it!

Good job at beating the tutorial! Now go for the mortal journey boss rush

How do Joshus feel about this stream?

>>42618372
i HATE idol stuff

>>42618453
Fuck you buddy. Koyo is an idol and I can't forgive you for hating her

>>42618655
Koyo is NOT an idol

Yes Koyo please play Bloodborne next
can't wait Pink dog getting hunted by whole lovecraftian stuff

Koyo coming

She better be sponsored for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQXREO3GdY

Koyo Love Live! Been waiting for this since the 1st season watchalong!

such a bad idea...

MAYOYO!

Koyo will somehow struggle more on Baby Bowser than Isshin, screencap this

Mayoheads. You really want to go back, right?

watchalong HATE

>cute idol watching anime about cute idols
I see nothing bad about it
A bit sad she won't try taking on Demon of Hatred, but at least she beat Owl Father and got best ending thanks to Flare's tips.

Burger Hours is early today...

Koyo is a snake…

>>42630692
She just loves my snake...

today was a good day josh bros
love live? more like koyolive amirite?

Zunoooooo!

>>42633215
Zuno *question mark*

>>42630828
solokoyolive!

koyo just needs some more idol reps and sololive will be a success

burger hours love!

*hotdog hours with pokobee*

wish koyo was also doing a direct watchalong

>>42634774
I want her to do idol reps but I don'tnwant her to stream less how is this going to work

>>42638990
I can't believe Korone is the only one doing it, and this should be a pretty big direct with Botw 2 and Pikmin 4.

>>42640692
the next smt too

>>42640583
do idol reps while streaming like luna and her piano thing!

>>42642745
based and harpsichord pilled

hai hai hai hai

koyo in holocure when

>>42644683
If devs won't interrupt the current flow for ID update - in two updates from now (so late autumn 2023 in best case)
>JP Gen 3 & 4
>JP Gen 5 & 6
>ID Gen 1 & 2 & 3
>Holostars JP (fuck me how they're gonna split them between updates, some gens have 4 members, some have only 2)
>Holostars EN
And with how current version is named 0.5, each update will increase the version count by 0.1

>>42645296
based and detailpilled
HOWEVER
hes shown he can and will skip gens (gamers before gen 2 and 3)
might rush holox

>>42645423
true holox is popular

>>42646117
not as popular as pokobee

>>42647968
wish i was pokobee

please do not start playing zelda...

>>42645296
Yeah, that also applies to "interrupting the flow", I guess, but I feel like it was mostly because of Fubuki (who's a member of two official groups) so devs might as well start with the smaller group.
>>42653823
I hope she does solely for the sake of your seething

>>42654435
Fuck, meant to quote
>>42645423
at the start

>>42653823
She wouldn't be able to beat BOTW before Tears of the Kingdom so she won't

>>42653823
is there any game you DO like?

>>42655398
Rimworld

>>42655440
hmmm ill give you a pass just because that might be kino, loved playing that with tons of weapon mods a few years back

>>42654636
Depends - she can play it offscreen and do vital parts on stream.

>>42656415
She will NOT collect the golden poop

>>42657179
unkoyo will NOT be denied

I hope she plays zelda, i miss my dead fish wife.

>>42657733
link to the past one?

>>42663834
ocarina of time

>>42666784
good game

Koyori vs headpats

play that every night

Koyo Cake

koyo coffee

koyo mayo

recharge time keep the lab safe bros

Safe lab?

koyo manko

Valentine Koyo…

>monhun
Bleh

I miss Burger anons

Koyori? Koyori

feels weird not seeing koyo play the meta game

since that anon is missing, i will roleplay as him.

i will lick koyo's katana handle after her hunt

If she's struggling this hard with Velkhana, Risen Valstrax will push her shit in. With her amount of gear this will make even Sword-saint Isshin look like a chump compared the power of that retarded jet plane dragon.

KEK, LVL 999

holy joshes grinding power on par with koyori

Bad Joshu-kuns, letting koyo die!!!

MAYOYO!

>>42688573

>>42688669
Mayo.

Bad anon, that was closer to Good Koyo than Mayoyo!!!

>if Koyo actually plays Hogwarts, she'll more than surely end up in Slytherin

Koyo is playing Metroid? Awesome

>>42689585
Prime or 2D?

>>42689659
She is not. I just made it up because I really wanted her to play it

Does anyone know when Koyo is playing Metroid again?

maybe subaru duck can get koyo to play 2hu

>>42690716
enough of the duck...

Koyori watchalong soon jersey time

Koyori starting!

liked the stream but not watching

Good Koyo.

>>42691838
Now is not the time for Good Koyo.

MAYOYO!

Koyo looks extra cute right now for some reason. Not me being horny because I just rubbed one out

The root of Koyo's tail, the part where the tail connects to the body, probably absorbs the most amount of sweat due to the proximity to Koyo's body. It is also the part with the least amount of air circulation even when Koyo swings her tail. Basically another armpit. Lifting her tail up on a sweaty day = face full of Koyo musk

>>42693203

>>42693486
sexy koyo

The pon samurai is a new threat.

>>42696043
It's okay for once, but always means always! You failed, Joshu-kun!

>>42696177
koyo no thats manko not mayo koyo stop...!

I start to suspect she's not a real scientist

>>42696177
No one expected Iroha to do that, she is a just a stupid ninja...

>>42696417
s..shes a real koyote though right...?

>>42696823
y..yeah.

>>42696177
alls well that ends in koyo

>>42697616
yeah me

>>42697877
NOOOO!! DON'T END IN KOYO!!

>>42698172
too late

>announcing a cover at the dead of night

>>42700245
whats she covering?

>>42700325
me, with her body

This isn't Koyori but I'm going to pretend it is

>>42701170
cute catyote

this is koyo and thats me on her! (dna traces)

nyesan

>>42706156
koyo slip...

>>42645296
>If devs won't interrupt the current flow for ID update
And I accidentally called it, so now Koyo will have to wait for 0.8 version at earliest to become playable...

>>42709227
if they can interrupt for id they can interrupt for koyo... unless...
bros... what if the devs... what if they end with koyo...?

n..no...

>>42710138
I always end with Koyo

Awake from your slumber joshu-chan

>>42711163
Awaken, my masters!

MAYOYO!

My morning mayonnaise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GjMLsZDZ8w
>dedicated EN koyo clipper
Took long enough

koyooooo is on!
https://www.youtube.com/live/X4z9KP1tJ9Q?feature=share

I like it when Koyo thinks.

its koyover already...
liked the picture

kaigainikki bros...!

>>42715238
>only reason she talks to us is to shill a product

>>42715432
w..what was she selling...?

>>42715509
AKAFUKU

>>42715590
red... fuck...?

>>42716080
yeah me

koyo wa... kyou mo kawaii

>>42716939
You can't trick me Sui

Do you guys think she's taking off clothes in real life too when doing doing strip Monster Hunter and it's a bit of a fetish for her?

>>42718525

>>42718525
Realistically? Probably not. Joshu-kuns will notice it from the weird movement and sound if she does. Wouldn't put it past Koyo's autism to actually strip though

>>42718525
realistically?
i think she streams naked

>>42720487
That is how i watch koyo too

>>42720595
You stream naked while watching Koyo? Best Joshu-kun spotted

...im always naked...

as for me, ending with koyo

the sekiro playthrough was so much fun, I usually get a little anxious watching people who suck at the game, but I loved watching her being retarded all the way through. she converted me, will watch regularly.
not gonna check every VOD, but will start the Persona series with the next one.

>>42722163
based check her elden ring for similar kino
koyo is fun cause she sucks in good fun and doesn't get frustrated but keeps going

Pokobee will NOT appear.

eroha ended... ended... with koyo!

Prepare yourselves

ahhh was gonna let it end with >>42723240 as revenge on pon samurai...!

alls well that ends with koyo!