/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Oh Christ what is it this time

>>42538192
Is this the vtuber that does a bunch of ERP Asmr's?

You're back on speaking terms with the thread now?

are we safe now

Wtf is this?

>>42538994
She only cares for us, of course we're safe

We gonna meet grandmommy?

>>42538192
is she reading the thread again?

>>42538320
I think so, the design looks to be the same.

>>42538320
Nope different person this the toothbrush girl

>>42538320
This is the girl who farted into a plastic bag and mailed it to her teacher.

So is she going to play the game? I just got here.

mel with the based takes as always
did you see the website that keeps track of streamers who play the game like the fuck

>>42539222
>toothbrush girl
which one? There's a couple.

Good morning wife how you doing did you have a good day so far? And I missed you so much <3

>>42539300
It's definitely not Finana

all this grand standing is useless if you're not going to play the game, mel.

i feel you
i dont usually care about these kind of stuff but the absurdity of it got me riled up a bit

Mel being fucking base do it play the game

Obligatory is your sister single?

>gets 100k from the VA, just for being the child of a navy finance sailer
>wastes it on paying for expensive ass vtuber models that she doesnt even use
If there was any justice in the world she would be killed by a schitzo stalker walking home.

Fuck that, play Super Mario RPG

Like, in the past?

Just make tempted your sis to buy it the "borrow" the game from her

>>42539495
yeah seriously fuck her i cant believe she sent a bag of fart to her favorite football player

She isn't single BUT SHE A MILF also mel she might have red flag but...red just happen to be my favorite color

>>42539578
Im the football player btw.

Wait, so she does do voice acting?

>>42539578
I fucking love how the bag of fart story just keep getting worse day by day

Why is she still playing this dumb game?

She doesn't do va stuff but she do suck my dick for money

>Gone most of the day
>First thing she wonders is where's her thread
We're back in bois

>>42539715
yeah me

Hi Mel thank you for the streaming today imma fall asleep to your comfy voice see you in 8 hrs if your menhera ass still streaming

that just something kiki does, don't let her win.

>Openly telling 4chan which shitposts get under her skin
It's a bold move Cotton, Let's see if pays off for her.

Dumb whore, stop reading the thread

Guys stop posting vile shit, come on now.

>>42538320
I think you're thinking of Alekirser.

hello I wish to impregnate mel what should I do to go about achieving this?

>>42540135
you have to go through me first

So we can nut inside safely with no risk? Truly best girl.

So you saying in a few years I can breed you as much as I want with out pregnant you? FUCK YAY THAT EVEN BETTER

Depression arc incoming

>Mel will accelerate her womb becoming barren
This bitch can't stop stealing hag valor, huh

mel stop you're going to regret it

I see. So it seems I have a deadline…then the game is on

so that means endless mating press minus the mating part
sounds good to me

Why are you wasting perfectly good womb?

Hey Mel.
Have a nice day.
And a good night.

Lucy Lucy can I get a kisses today please?

>>42540386
>>42540469
Literally Mel

mel no... how will your bloodline continue?

DW, you'll want kids someday.

I WANT TO BREED MEL AFTER SHE GET THE SURGERY SO FUCKING BAD

>>42540538
She's a woman, literally:
>Hot Guy comes along
>Changes mind immediately
>Has baby
She already broke her outside contact rule by talking to us through email.

why can't she just use condom/come outside? surgery seems pretty extreme.

The more I keep thinking about how I could just creampie Mel with out getting her pregnant just making me more and more hornier

i want to fug you but i jerked off and now i don't want to anymore. what is this sorcery?!

me just want segs
kid no good
get in way of segs

you people are fags, impregnating is the hottest part. If all you want is to coom without breeding then do it in a sock or in some guys ass

>>42540924
It's because you don't love her, you just horny.

Mel to want to tell you this YOU FUCKING ZOOMER thank you for reading

Depends what board you're on

Why did the AI Seinfeld get banned?
https://livestreamfails.com/clip/150015

I swear it won't be a Mel stream if she don't talk about her stream crush isn't it? (I don't hate the fact u talking about him it just funny)

interesting that they got a 14-day ban whereas the woman who showed her spread pussy and asshole on stream only got a 3-day ban

it's a stream crush because IRL she's in love with me

Because he's the streamer you have a crush on. We're second in line, then your regulars I guess.

>>42541406
yeah me

>>42541198
Nah it just cute you keep talking about it so I just hope you get to talk about it

you know mel there's a saying to never meet your heroes

"I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE"
"i'm literally just being a funny meme man who does weird noises what do you mean"

what would you do if i sent him a clip of what you just said

>The crushing realization that you are someone else's Dogbear

Just don't piss yourself Infront of him and please don't say you save my life many people already said that they greatful when hearing that but it just creep them out

Ok someone please just clip that
> Do you masturbate to Vincesauce? "fuck yay"

Telling people "Oh your content saved my life!" can make them feel obligated to keep making content even when they don't want to because what if stopping makes them responsible for someone dying?

>you're my hero, you literally saved my live
he heard this literally everyday, he's just going to find you repulsive.

mel howre you gonna react when i say the same things to you in the future

OK but has Vinny talked about someone coming up and telling him they masturbate to him? There's a possible opening

Mel....we are in /VT/ you think we watch a streamer?

Etika's last reaction video was goblin slayer reaction, I can't believe he ended on that.

Would it be weird to pull up a video of Vinny while we have sex Mel?

>>42541997
Hes the type of streamer we need more than ever while most current ones are being outed on dumbshit like deepfaking pokimane to fap to.

That one unarchived ASMR stream you did last week really helped me through a low point

Not really thought if they hate the fact that people keeping saving thier life when they do nothing that on them it doesn't mean that person is shitty

>>42542140
>being outed on dumbshit like deepfaking pokimane to fap to
what? who?

Hasn't this chick dropped like 4 PL accounts for schitzo shit at this point? What changed to where she can suddenly get a thread general

>>42542174
She mellowed out

comfy

Mel, you saved my life and helped me through hard times. I want to tell you this personally, do you think it's possible for us to meet?

>>42542174
She started caring for us more, now we like her.
>>42542172
Atrioc

Is they really a piece of shit if they hated that cause they feel like they did nothing? Cause for they point of view if could be that why didn't you get professional help why are you using me for help?what happen if I just gone away one day???

>>42542174
so what? everyone here is at least a little bit schizo, at least she doesn't try to hide it. she's entertaining and that's all i care about.

>>42542379
Firstly, take your meds. Secondly rewrite this.

>>42542379
then they're just a retarded piece of shit

>>42542379
This thread is a goldmine of free range pastas

>>42542379
run this through AI before you post this.
jesas

>>42542379
Why do I smell toast.

>>42542413
No I won't take my meds

>>42542487
KEK

>>42542235
>>42542288
>Funding a known scam artist who has been trying to astroturf this board for over a year.
The actual state of tourists, So all a 2view has to do is talk about personal rrats on a thread and say they'll fuck anons for money? Im at a loss for words, this is just twitch as an image board.

Yeah I feel like a therapist would probably just take a shit on my interests too

>>42542589
>funding
How? With (You)s?

>>42542589
>Funding
What funding? Her channel isn't monetized and the dude who did try to spend money tof fuck her was very much not /here/.
Just watching and shitposting, bro.

this is getting uncomfortable so i'm gonna leave
see you next stream mel

Menhera gonna menhera

>Doctor offers to see me for reduced rate
>Misinterpret as affection
>Fall in love with doctor
>Confess to her, she explains doctor/patient boundaries
>Have schizo freakout, tell her boss everything
Just a guess

I nutted to your succubus cosplay yesterday

joke's on mel im on the youtube chat and in here so thats -1 chatter

I mean the old PL Streamlabs is still up, I think

Just have a little red text DO. NOT. DONATE.

I didn't get to say this when you showed the design, but I'm glad you added the tummy window!

I want to lick that tummy window

>>42542174
she's our lolcow now

Can I get a qrd on this chick, she seems familiar.

>>42543942
Former braptuber / scam artist / toothbrush aficionado trying to go straight.

>I had a lot of dreams about Yaminions

>>42544221
So porn?

>>42544221
>trying to go straight
Is she reciting bible lines? Because anything less than that isn't worth watching

>>42545918
Not yet, but she's reading this thread so maybe she'll start.

>>42545962
>>42545918
Mel, Book of Revelation reading ASMR stream when?

>>42546067
Never. I hate religion lmao.

>>42545918
comparative religion study stream would be interesting. we can start with judaism.

based milf hunter

>>42546206
>Does porn
>Doesn't want children
>Hates religion
This should end well

>>42546452
"Does porn" is just a shitpost between me and 4chan lmao

>>42546206
What better way to get back at religion than sexualizing it on the internet?

>>42546612
I don't do disrespectful things like that. You'll have to find someone else.

mel, can we watch andrew tate video next? i want to see you respond to him.

>>42546652
No.

Rob’s injury came from a Self inflicted gunshot

this why i dont go near pussy fr fr

I would never abuse, lie, or cheat on you Mel.

>>42547112
I would, what's the point of a relationship if you can't make something out of it.

>>42547112
Have some dignity. Go outside. Take a breath.

dumbass cheated on his 10/10 wife for a 1/10 hag pussy

damn look at that fertile womb

>>42547404
Some ones got to if aya's getting her tubes tied.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY WIFE WHERE DID YOU GO?

Why don't you get your esophagus tied?

She died

>>42547683
Roro rumao, do more toothbrush content

Internet died and I can’t seem to get it fixed…

>>42547840
it's ok just take a break for today

>>42547869
It's fixed now heh

Good morning I just woke up how was dinkum Mel <3

> it was dinkum
Is that good bad or normal???? Women I don't get that

Should we just use /phone/ for stream chat?

>>42540628
Surgery?

>>42548147
Mel doesn't want kids, so she's going nuclear.

>>42540507
>>42548197
she should go Cimrai route, have a child and engage in multiple orgies, get STDs and talk about it on twitter, while her 11yo daughter reads her tweets.
Can you believe Mel actually turned out to be one of the saner vtubers out there?

>>42550579
NOOO, I was sure you're not reading it! Oh well
That's Cimrai, she just changed her avatar.

rip mels eggs. you will be missed

>>42550900
I am currently maturing inside of mels eggs

I want to cum

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

Fuck Mel, I jwu, stop talking about your hot body in the shower

just woke up - jwu

Why do I get horny as soon as I hear her voice?

>>42552124
You've been conditioned like Maslow's dogs.

again?

if you won't fart on stream, do it on my face instead

she has the weirdest antis

>COME ON FART, FART, FART, I HAVE TO SNIFF YOUR FARTS
>IF YOU DON'T FART I'LL FUCKING FART MYSELF AND EDIT MY OWN FARTS INTO YOUR STREAM, JERK OFF TO IT AND POST IT ON YOUTUBE SAYING IT'S YOUR FARTS AND COPYSTRIKE YOUR STREAM
Sanest Mel fan.

Can you even copyright strike a fucking fart?

Joke's on you Mel, I'm gonna AI generate your farts to own the libs

I'm fucking sick of Mel having character development. It's totally not like my japanese animes.

>headass
Zoomer language REEEEEEEEEE

>>42552533
Isn't it? Preposterous. I never use zoomer language, like "elbow". Forsooth Shakespeare and his zoomer tongue.

Who decided they were going to talk about tentacles like that?

Mel come here. I'll comfort you <3

Did you change your name mid-stream?
Why not go for "Mel Lowe"?

Should we call you John from now on

You can't escape the past, it'll always catch up on you. It's the best to come to terms with it. Whatever you do, follow your instincts, that way even if you land knee-deep in shit you’ll land at peace with yourself. That’s what’s most important.
I think you're doing way better now that you're acting more honest. Even schizos here appear to appreciate it.

Came here for farts and menhera meltdowns, stayed for content.

Mel if you don't fart, I swear I'm gonna do it! This is the final straw!

these aren't outlandishly large

wow, imagine wanting to go to a doctor in US&A. The audacity of that freedom-hating bitch. Yuropoors will never experience the freedom Americans do.

>living wage
>breaks
>food and water
Fooking millennials ruining the economy instead of pulling themselves by the bootstraps.

>complaining about economic crisis
My great-grandfather survived both world wars and had to run away from his home country to escape persecution. That's rough. We now live in Argentina.

>>42554996
>Argentina
Anon... which side did your grandpa fight on?

>>42554996
>argentina
ror

AIIIIEEEEEEEEE MALE VOICE ON STREAAAM

I just came back and she's now talking about pegging with someone on the phone what the fuck

>>42555236
The best part? it's her parents

>>42555258
can't believe Mel was conceived through pegging.

>>42555273
Her mom didn't know what it is... her dad really got preggers from the ginger sandwich

here to revive the thread

>look at my black friend

I'm off to work, can I get a good luck kiss from mommy?

mel please spit in my mouth

JWU why is there MALES on stream?

>>42542589
Dogbear, get over it already. You lost, you fucked up.

it's over

>>42538192
previous thread >>42410732

>>42538192
sniff