/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Consider yourself informed.

DO NOT BUY SORA, I REPEAT DO NOT BUY SORA

Is there a way to invest real money?

buy Pochi

>>4218169
you're late

>>4218194
there's a link to make your money disappear
https://ko-fi.com/L3L446W4T
reports tell us it transfers to honks wallet. as of now you get nothing for it in the game itself but you get a nice "thank you" note from honk :)

18 Dagger Coins are now in my possesion. It's time to let the good times roll, gentlemen.

>>4218127
I-it's over r-right... JPOW PLEASE PRINT MORE $MIKO

>>4218247
Seeing the price movement of the first-gen coins, I don't think so.

BUY MARIRIN!
HOLD MARIRIN!
LOVE MARIRIN!

>>4218285
Roger that

>>4218326
I mean you're late in informing me, I already sold ;_;

>>4218285
she was at a discount all day and is still a bit from her weekly maximum tho?

>>4218388
Time to buy back in before it's too late!

>>4218490
it's fine, the money is invested into fairly cheap ducks.

>they actually sold Mori
whoever you are, you're in for a surprise

>>4218563
what are you gonna do when mori dips/goes sideways

30k in Subaru's new outfit pre-chat.
Buckle up, folks. We're in for a ride.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

>>4218563
I'm reorganising my divs, no idea what FUD you are referring to.

Based captain just confirmed she'll pause her stream at in 30 mins to watch Shuba together, that's 25k people added.

>>4218648
BASED CAPTAIN

>>4218648
buying Marine coin just because of this

now that shuba made it clear it's at :40 people told marine, she might be done with subnautica until then but in any case she'll send people over.

the adult of hololive

50k this early.
What'd Gura get again? 90k?

>>4218816
194k at peak

>>4218816
Shuba is on quite the roll lately, lots of people suddenly watch her and subscribe, her being an hot topic everywhere helps. Good candidate for 1M after Matuli (only looking at JP)

>>4218637
>>4218643
yeah sure she will

Why do people think ui is getting a new outfit when its 10x more likely people were tling wrong and she was talking about subaru costume?

>>4218947
because I am not TLing wrong you fucking faggot.

>>4218947
there were EN TLs on Ui's chat? I don't think so

>>4218947
t. EOP

>>4218993
>>4219044
You can't learn Japanese

GME holy fuck

>>4219053
cope

>>4218738
>>4218798
they arrived.

i think the duck will break 90k at this point.

>>4219297
may 100k be possible? There's not much else to watch right now

I'm sorry Miko, but I have to sell you now for more liquid to buy Subaru

>>4219340
90k now, it keeps going up, 110k is pretty possible. I believe in tomboy supremacy

>>4219297
93k and counting, and we're about to hit peak.

SHE HITS 100K I REPEAT SHE HITS 100K

>>4219447
>>4219461
LETS FUCKING GO

mission accomplished

107k and counting holy shit

post PP

110k holy fuck, 120k? 120k?

>>4219553
21 of them at 3377.74, I wish my Windows wouldn't screw up screenshots - can't get the PP to show.

>>4219553
FAT AND HUGE WHAT ARE YOU HIDING SUBARU

>>4219553
Im still buying 2 more

suba a cutie

>>4219677
I think I should as well. Way better than I thought

>>4219642
her outfit is a little bit conservative. Absolutely halal. I aprob

>121k

>>4219740
that's form 1/3
you know Ui-mama, she's a fucking genius.

122k max viewers, highest in outfit reveal? or gurah still the queen?

>>4219805
Jewra had 196k, we won't break that. But we're close to Mori's 130k

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

LONG HAIR BUY BUY BUY

>>4219927
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4220041
JESAS

>>4219553
98 at 2800
She got 122k on a Wednesday night with no hype. Imagine if she had announced it a couple days before hand and put it on a weekend

FUCKING HELL TWIN TAILS. IM DEAD

FUAAAAARK

how many subs and views will she get with this? Im banking on 500k right after the stream

4K NEW SUBS JUST THIS STREAM

>>4219553
2700 because I'm not a retarded bandwagoner

>>4220235
sorry I'm poor I can't have all the coins that deserve having YET

>>4220235
it's not being a "bandwagoner", it's called daytrading

LOOK AT THOSE
BIG
FAT

DIVIDENDS

im buying some ui-mama, clearly she loves her tomboy daughter

>>4220355
>They shake
UI-MAMA I KNEEL
ALWAYS BET ON BLONDES

>>4218648
>pause
so 2 streams today?

>>4220225
275k

>>4220441
it took shuba those 40 mins to reveal the outfit, in that time senchou finished so she just ended the stream and told people to go watch.

>>4220486
ehh? Not so bad. Youtube better verifies all of the views it before pre- adjustment period

>>4218947
nice FUD
https://twitter.com/ui_shig/status/1397540990865477646

>>4219553

>>4219053
>yoU cAn'T LeaRN jApANEse

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>4219426
*casually does a banger minecraft stream*

>>4220304
You wouldn't be poor if you had been smart enough to actually buy Subaru.

>>4221041
Just shut the fuck up for second!

>>4221337
I mean... at least I have something else.

>>4221372
I WILL CHANGE MY CLOTHES
https://twitter.com/ui_shig/status/1397542086522507265

>>4221372
it's not like she'll do the stream tonight anyway. You still have the time to buy her tomorrow's dip

>>4221527
tick tock

>>4221527
>dip that will last for 3 cycles.
good luck

>>4221611
not that I would care anyway. I already bought 20

>>4221611
Soda had 900 coins in circulation at peak, Uimama already is at 780

>>4221437
lmao this is exactly why you're poor
>$492.68

Choomba

>>4221658
at least I don't need jew-council approved jew-autowin coin to just give me divvies without doing anything demoting the game to cookie clicker

Ui will be a nothingburger, a tiny blip, maybe $500 at best.

>>4221723
lot of mad anti-semitic words to express that you were too retarded to buy Subaru

>>4221785
not at all.

>>4221748
yeah keep telling yourself that. People were hinting about it the previous thread but you didn't listen

>>4221830
I was hinting ui since her singing thing that broke all expectations but people here regard her as a literal who coin because they lack critical information

>>4221748
this is true. SELL ALL YOUR UI!

>>4221830
It's literally nothing, it will disappear in half an hour and you will be left holding my balls on your forehead.

huh, just noticed that rin daytrading now, since when?

>>4221232
*buys Miko back*

>>4222180
dunno man she got pumped this week so she'll probably drop once again or just sideline, I wouldn't. I mean I did, but I wouldn't. If you get me.

Nenebros, I fucking kneel. Feetfags BTFO. I shall never sell another Nene (only have one but I'll make it more)

>>4223056
Nene Trast? More like Nene Trash.

>>4223056
I'll hold you to that.

>>4223386
if you see the dude with 113 miko not having the Nene anymore slander me. One more every divvies as a minimum sounds fair right?

As for me, I buy one Aki every day.

>>4223468
Likewise, if you see the guy with 173 Nene drop below 35 Miko then you can slander me too. You needn't hold any more than you want, just the one is enough.

>>4223539
I'll at least try to match it over the weeks

>>4219553
Just 5. I don't overbuy

Ima get some kfp stonks, im hopeful on the 12h stream.

>>4223712
PP or Mean Purchase Price is a rough measure how quick you bought in or if you were already holding for a while. The smaller the PP the higher your profit / the more dedicated you are.

>>4223793
Naruhodo. Mine's at 3200, it seems good

>>4223856
breddy fucking good, nice profits will come to you

I should have bought the duck, I didn't listen...

>>4224789
well she'll sure as fuck not flatline, it's far from too late.

Would it be possible to pump Shuba so bad she goes sideway tomorrow?

>>4225698
possible in theory but she's only up $419 from yesterday.

>the top civiafag has more than the top cocofag
cocofags explain yourselves

>>4227397
literally nobody actually likes Coco.
People pretend to like her to stick it to the chinks but when it comes down to brass tacks nobody actually cares about Coco.

>>4227397
>Coco out of all holos does not have a oshicoiner
Why am I actually not surprised

>>4227540
And calling them out will out you as a "chink" or at least for them

>>4227397
any one with actually high amounts of coco are on other boards. the coin has good divvies but is mostly just day trade material on sundays

The inanis oshiboard has been heating up again, now between Ina's Giant Cache respect on changing your name and Pentacle Ink. Art Supplier. IGC is trying to keep up with Pentacle who's been buying a lot lately, and Takodachi Financials is staying close.
Fun to see some actual fighting again!

>>4228852
cringe
the only board I care about is the Watame board (Watamate bro you need to buy more sheep)

>>4228852
I was planning on raising some war funds this week but it didn't go well at all. Lost almost 100k today.

Marine was streaming today, why are we selling?

>>4228852
Hope there would be more oshiboard ranking fights like this

>>4229701
The problem with Oshiboard fights is that ultimately it devalues the coin. Choco used to be a reliable and stable 29% divvie coin, better than Gura was, but then there was a scuffle on her oshiboard and now she's one of the worst divvies because she pumped like $600 over value. Miko went through a similar deal the other day.

>>4229479
I think people are selling after seeing some people liquidate their Marine in recent history. I'm only selling because I need the liquid for another position and I have 30 Marine and I am not holding that many for dividends.

>>4230154
It at least lets you test if you have what it takes to oshicoin or punish you from oshicoining. But given that people who oshicoins are usually those who are already rich, don't think it'll be a punishment

>>4229479
because everyone's hoarding Subaru and Ui
if you missed both of them, there's another shitcoin that's going to moon if you haven't noticed it yet

>>4230455
How shit are we talking? I haven't been paying attention at all today, I even forgot to sell Mel this morning.

>>4230754
she's not going to moon in today's adjustment but since she streamed yesterday, she'll be more expensive after the adjustment so you better hoard her now

>>4230455
I'm blind. Hint me please

>>4230933
The collab was disappointing desu, pretty normal views for her.

>>4231010
I'm not talking about Watame

>>4230933
Maybe I'll buy more. Only bought 5, again

>>4231010
If that's what he was referring to, it would apply to the upcoming adjustment.

>>4230938
That shit coin is very easy to look up.

>>4231049
OH. Yeah, I've been buying her up all week, she's one of the last coins that hasn't been hit by inflation, it has to happen eventually.

>>4231129
cheers

>>4230233
yeah, haha... totally... haha...

>>4231258
Mikoler...

is subaru a good divviecoin? Planning on liquidating half of my shubas after adjustments and retain the rest for divvies

>>4231431
it was for a while. percentage changes with value so right now, of course not unless the change in views is so fucking massive it raises the whole divvie payout.

last week she was cheaper than Mikochi and payed out around the same divvies, roundabout same story this week so if you bought in before the rush, good strat Disclaimer this is place 60 speaking this is NOT solid financial advice because I am too lazy to run the numbers please consult your financial institution of choice

>>4231431
If you are getting less than $1500 profits from selling Subaru, hold the rest.

>>4231624
I bought her adjustment dip earlier so Im iffy if I should sell all of it or wait for adjustments

>>4231661
if you bought today hold all of those for tomorrows adjustment.

>>4231576
>spoiler
heh

>>4231697
I meant divvies. Of course I'll hold till adjustments lel

>>4231661
Are you gaining over $1500 from selling her now? Yes? Sell now. No? Hold.

based numbernigger honeypot

>>4231848
hey newfriend, you might like to join >us here. Please do so and hoard cute and funny coins with me. >We really need more players

Don't know why you guys are doubting the duck. I personally feel that she is going to a 1100+ dividend, basically a Marine on break but at an affordable price and a stronger Noel. Check her views on socialblade from last week to this current week.

>>4232026
she was playing Resident Evil last weekend and is getting pretty good views so she'll prolly hover around 1.2k

>>4232026
I'm holding because it also matches the alternating pattern of high/low adjustments.

I should have bought GME

>buy Ina coin
>instant inexplicable regret

>>4232322
^____^

>>4232322
it might be Elon Musk squeezing in secret to repay his sin of collapsing the bitcoin market a week ago

Should I buy the dip?

>>4232819
always buy the dips my friend

>Newfagg
Got around 1.3k on shuba coin selling it at 4.1k, sitting on some pekos since earlier today and its going up.
Its quite fun honestly.

>>4232322
I'm buying my oshi from Cover with my gains

>>4232819
Always. The market only goes up.

>>4233020
>Selling at 4.1k
>Not holding for divs
NGMI

>>4233020
>Peckers
thanks for pointing that out. I will now commence in buying ogeys

>>4233241
STOP RIGHT NOW I AM STILL BUILDING POSITION

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1397658393091870721?s=21
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1397658393091870721?s=21

>>4234017
SHE GOT SHOT

>>4234017
SELL SELL SELL

>>4234017
I hope she's alright. She seems very prone to overwork, even if she's mostly managed it so far.

>>4234118
>Selling before she gets adjustment from the TTRPG stream
ok, retard.

Never buy Towa

>>4234188
You can't stop me, Kanata. You'll have to use your gorilla hands to pry these bags out of my cold dead fingers.

>>4234118
No! I will sell her after ttrpg adjustment.

Peko is never going to get her missing views restored.

>Rushia
>0 views

>>4236804
you know what to do

>>4234017
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

BOOBA HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Booba will smite all the non-believer anons. Remember this reply when dividends drop.

Nice

>>4228852
I did it because I don't like rratman

>>4240208
goodluck milk connoisseur

Oh shit today is going to be an interesting bloody red day.

Oh shit, I'm in danger

Also why buying Luna??

>only lost 300k views
she won't dip that much

you are now obliged to buy Amelia Watson

>>4242262
oh god I just realized the hideous arm proportions. Here's a better art to compensate

>>4242262
>>4242335

>>4242404
that's a good teamate

Hi everyone, quick announcement -
We're planning on releasing the update this friday sometime during the day (eastern time). It will include a slight change to how we calculate adjustments in order to put more emphasis on daily growth, as well as tweaking how dividends are calculated to also favor growth as opposed to total subcount. The update will also include the new superchats page, where you will be able to spend money in order to send a custom message on a live feed for each coin. This could be used to spread awareness about upcoming events for coins or just splurge some of your well earned money on your oshi (there will be leaderboards).

>>4242736
What are the color thresholds? Will Akasupas be cheaper if I have an Argentinian IP?

>>4242736
thanks honk

>>4242736
HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK, thanks

>>4242736
Do it after dividends you Jew.

>>4242736
oh god I feel that guracoiners will get fucked by this update

>>4242804
>cheaper
not planning to spend 100k supas to your oshi. dissapointing

>>4242736
you cheeky cunt just say it'll be used to fudpost in an attempt to scam the poor as god intended

>>4242871
time to unload my gura's

>>4242736
>>4242804
>Will Akasupas be cheaper if I have an Argentinian IP?
please I need at least one benefit for adjustments being at 2am

>>4242911
we'll see how many gura mercs there were in top 10 soon enough

>>4242736
What's the ETA on options trading, or perhaps better question: Do you know how you want to implement options like Calls/Puts yet? Is Margin trading something you want to implement in the future?

>>4242736
release it after dividends.. onegai honk

This update might make my oshi's dividend even more dogshit than it already is. There is a basement to rock bottom anons.

this update will finally make my oshi holdable

>>4243096
>>4243158
im getting mixed signals here

>>4242736
I can't wait to blow my loads into my oshi any longer

>>4242736
alright whoever I was shit talking Sora dividends to last night, this changes everything

>>4242736
BIGGEST FUD EVER ON THIS SITE

>>4242736
Nenechi dividends have been buffed? Honk, you're a saint. Time to claw my way back into the rich zone.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the divvie hoarders will just transfer to Pekora

But jokes aside, doesn't a dividend update factoring daily growth make shitcoins even more shit? I don't know what calculations you guys are going to use but what metrics could possibly dethrone/rebalance* the current top coins and and not also just straight up bomb chuubas with extremely consistent cult followings, low growth and low new viewer retention, which are currently the coins which suffer from poor dividend, poor stock price growth.

>0 views
Fucking rip to me

>>4242993
Our current line of thinking is that margin implementation needs to come after we control inflation or we risk pulling a Venezuela. Margin schemes were already discussed so right now it's more a question of priority than coding.

To keep you informed of the possible next steps, the first new operation to be implemented is very likely to be short selling and that will come after item auctions. (Tell me if you want me to expand on the topic). After that calls and puts will likely be implemented together or shortly after the implementation of a system for scheduled buy/sell orders, as calls and puts will likely borrow from this system.

>>4243702
>item auctions.
Are you making nfts ingame?

>>4243702
YES AUCTIONS! Thanks for considering that, my hoarding senses are too happy right now

>>4242736
Will there be any dramatic changes to the current div values or will it be following the current numbers and just be adjusting them with the new system instead of the old?

>>4243507
SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU BITCH

>>4244234
Don't drop it all bro, something great will happen in return.

>>4244234
SELL SELL SELL

>>4244292
What's this great event, the 1st gen concert? Hololive Alternative? Or just the numbers catching up tomorrow? Going to get it to a nice and round 100 or something, I'm not dropping them completely.

>>4244379
1st gen concert will be behind a paywall

>>4242736
What is the expectation for how this will affect Adjustments? Since it's based on daily growth, will we see a lot more upticks and fewer downward adjustments, or will coins become more likely to flatline if they don't have much change from their average growth?
>Dividends calculated to also favor growth
This will even more heavily favor the EN crowd, then, as they get almost passive growth from existing, and it will make lower-view chuubas borderline useless automatically, creating a potentially even wider disparity in dividends, and thus dividend-related investments.

>>4244427
I'm assuming there will still be popular content such as teasers, excerpts etc. Those will likely bring in a nice amount of views. Or at least, the main channel will gain more traction.

People finally wake up and buy Marine. My god took them this long

>>4244379
It's the obvious, hololive is collecting about 1.5m views a day because of alt and its will likely continue for about another week. Tomorrow it will give out 3m, 4.5m the next, 6m the next. Mori lasted for 3 days but we have no idea how long susan will do the bog this time.

>>4244234
Susan's Wikipedia early life page bro, it's like pottery.

>>4243773
>>4243934

We still didn't consider Nfts. We will start by considering items as simply another type of asset users can hold on their wallets (and maybe trade with other users?). Among them trading licenses to enable margins and shorts, bonds from usada kensetsu, KFP, etc., and cosmetics are being considered.

>noel has negative views

Expired milk bags

>>4244732
Oh bonds are a great idea, we need those shitty boomer FDs that give you 0.1% after locking the money in for years

>>4244662
I was never going to sell it all anyways as said, just enough to make money on the dip.

Devchama here, thought I should clarify, what the dividends change means is that dividends will no longer be as sub-bound as before, we're increasing their dependence on channel performance altogether.

why is everyone panicking?

why the fuck did Susan remove Subaru's subs? It was 10k earlier. Now it's 9k

>>4245278
Oh nice, it actually updated. That was a really late grab from youtube.

>>4245368
Subs are actually updated every hour, so if she gained 1k subs at 10ET last night and didn't get subs at 10ET tonight she would've lost 1k subs

>>4245206
Can you answer this one?
>>4244186

>>4245387
it's not like it will do anything. Prices will still drop

>>4245411
oh that makes sense

>>4245425
Sorry for not answering, there will indeed be a different dividend distribution post-update.

>>4245435
>Prices will still drop
Only a 50k view difference. The drop will be insignificant

>>4245425
>>4245465
Devchama here, should mention that it's not crazy over the top drastic changes but they will change.

>>4245465
>>4245645
Thanks, that makes a big difference to the portfolio I'll have.

>>4245645
As long as Gura is still the top dividend coin we're good :)

Dont buy Towa

>>4246483
Can I hold Towa?

>>4219135
>>4232322
>>4212069
UUOOOOOOOHHHHH I'm financially vindicated! My schizo was right, and posting in the threads to keep my interest from waning paid off!

check these satan numbers

>>4246980
absolutely demonic nakama-tachisama

I was hoping you would buy them when I told you priestess. Roboco's stats were updated shortly afterwards.

Pretty excited for tonight's adjustments, it might be the last time we see someone have a good day and dip. Depending on how the adjustment tweaks will work, we might never see it again. mori will dip

>>4248125
Sick FUD, bro.

>>4227397
I still miss the original civiafag...

So what are the odds of Noel going sideways or barely dipping at all? 75%?

>>4230154
As long as you bought 30 chocos to equal 1 Gura (which would increase the price to make it even worse). You will never give up as this was never a good idea!

now that's some discount mr. koro

This update is going to destroy my dividend collection, I can feel it.

>>4248471
Choco was a good divvy coin for one week lol that guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
>30 Chocos equal to 1 Gura
math reps

>>4242736
>more emphasis on daily growth

suddenly the prophecy comes together

>favor growth as opposed to total subcount
don't tell me OH NO NO NO

>superchats
any info about the tiers?

>>4248568
My point was that you would have to go so heavy into Choco it becomes pointless just to bag hold her. That one week where she made like 300 is so what ? You might of made decent dividends money if you held 100 Chocos but would of lost out buying into gura at a decent price for the future.

How are you feeling about your decisions today?
Did you make the right moves? Do you have faith in your oshi?

>power goes out 5 minutes before adustment

>>4248692
My oshi will dip like everyday

>>4248692
absolute no confidence

>>4248720
you thought all she does is wrasslin?

>>4248692
i feel about average on my plays. most should be fine other than mori pretty sure that was a mistake. oshi coin is never a mistake tho

>>4248692
Still down 120k from yesterday, pretty sure today will break even at least.

>>4248668
The one week Gura didn't perform well in dividends her price only grew by 200 while all the other good dividend coins that week inflated by like 15-20%

Time for another roller coaster ride

>>4248777
Only if it is a Inacoin.

you gotta be fucking kidding honk

>>4242736
Devs, don't make the same mistake as last time, do it AFTER this week's dividends

>Subaru barely went up
LOL
gonna be some really bogged people

>>4248873
I was right not overbuying

>>4248810
I take that back, 170k down today, somethow.

>>4248720
THE WEBSITE DOESNT WANT TO LOAD ON MY MOBILE NET

>Sold Mel just before adjustment for liquid.
I am the Ultra Instinct trader.

>>4248836
Ina is never a mistake
if anything, she's a miss-tako

>>4248908
You okay anon

I'M TRIPLING DOWN ON AMELIA BOYS I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

pump ina

>>4248873
who cares? She has good divvies.

Time to load up Duck Hunt

>>4248908
GRAPHS STILL DONT LOAD ON MY TABLET

>>4248959
NO I DONT HAVE POWER

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEz15wKW6Bg
BUY BUY BUY

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>4249116
WHAT HAVE YOU POSTED IN HERE ANON

>>4249101
you got bogged

>>4249101
It's red day anon. You better not see them for your health

>don't play for 3 days
>go up
>play
>go down by 10%

having Ame as your oshi is suffering

oh wow, it's so funny to see my net worth crashing live. hahaha...ha..ha

>>4249294
her coin is better than tako

STOP SELLING TURKEY SHE HAS A SONG TOMORROW

>>4249402
quite the day to check up on just how many Jewra these hidden wallets have loaded

>>4249386
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOOL

Remember to hold on to your ina for good luck!

Watame is like two ply toilet paper.
Not very good for wiping your ass, but it gets the job done.

>>4249544
disappointed collab

See you at the lambo sales, bitches

People are afraid to buy gura even on a big discount, the "dev" FUD worked!

>>4249709
I can only buy once every 10 minutes bud.

>>4249709
If it's based on growth wouldn't her dividends be even greater?

>>4249709

>>4249709
I believe in cunnycoin! Never trust the FUDS!

red monday my ass, it's a red fucking week

>>4249828
GOOD

I just mindlessly buy Gura on CD. I don't think, I don't do market research, I just buy Gura.

>>4249843
>I just buy Gura.
You and me both, making fat stacks together.

>>4249781
might be changed to % growth based on prev week perf, highlighting weekly gains rather than total growth which is our current system

>>4249450
Did some before and after adjustment for fun

>>4249828
How did it go so wrong? My oshi dropped substantially and despite that, I've been doing better than usual.

>>4249954
risk a gander at that fucking stability damn that's hot

>>4249954
LoliBaba is loaded in guras, I fuckin knew it

>>4249942
the gura drop really scrambled the leaderboard

>>4249954
The wallet hiders stay strong.

>>4249942
>might be changed to % growth
*makes 10 alt accounts and subs to dagger*

>>4249954
LOLIBABA

>>4249954
I think I should invest in Haachama

>>4249954
Every day it gets closer.

Too many nice things happening today, ya boy needs a loan.

candy kingdom national fund? More like candy kingdom national FUD

>>4250307
>he lacks critical information

>>4250238
Maybe one day.

>>4250350
If that day comes, I'll buy a few Flare in your honour.

>>4250350
>>4250531
てぇてぇ

why is my portfolio still red?

>>4250531
You can't beat the power of China.

Looks like this is the end of the road for me

>>4250667
Neither can you.

why? not like this please

>>4250815
watch this, anon

A-anons? Have you run out of money? Cunnycoin isn't pumping as hard as usual

>>4251156
4.7k shares in circulation for goora

>>4251156
gura is perhaps the hardest coin to pump due to there being almost 5k in circulation now, that in conjunction with her price causes anons to run out of liquid fast

>>4251156
Give them some time to make us rich

>>4251156
sugoi! all that inflation got absorbed into one coin and vanished overnight!

I can't wait for divies to reward less than 10% of a coin's value

oh jesas

>>4251246
This but unironically, imagine if Gura privated a bunch of videos and the coin dropped like 2000+ in a single adjustment.
It'd solve inflation overnight.

>>4251293
you can already buy civia though

>>4251317
servers would also get faster because we'd lose like half the active playerbase at least.

>>4251347
That would be amazing. Should have went for the better cunny

>>4251156
A single buy of $7.8k only pumps the price ~$1.60.

>>4251156
chumbuds on suicide watch

>>4251392
So basically she's now draftwood on the waves

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

just history repeating, what a sight to see.

>>4251317
I would unironically buy like 50

>>4251509
Except Gura is a solid investment with fundamentals and will still be retardedly good even after the Friday change? Stay mad and stay poor.

Seems like a lot of you still can't into graphs.

>>4251509
>The term "tulip mania" is now often used metaphorically to refer to any large economic bubble when asset prices deviate from intrinsic values.[

>>4251509
I mean wouldn't literally every coin be a tulip mania by nature of every coin being so overinflated that they should be adjusting down constantly?

>>4251613
unless if the devs tweaks something, which is coming on friday by the way

>>4251613
we have this day every week where everyone shits on Jewra for being too good, it'll be the same fucking ordeal, her divvies go to the fucking moon as every fucking week, cunnycoiners come raving into the thread flaunting their lambo collection and piss on the whole market, blah blah everyone is mad and the cycle repeats. I'm just jealous.

except this friday we get an update...

>>4251658
Can't wait for the update, for better or for worse. I'm sure it'll be a fun sight to see

>>4251653
some coins already are, yes even miko.

>>4251652
joke's on you, just got 10 discount mr. koros

WHAT'S GOING ON WHY AM I MAKING MONEY !?

>>4251658
>>4251672
The update is going to be a nothingburger and you will die screaming when Gura still returns a $2000+ dividend.

>>4251807
>still a $2000+ dividend
damn, that's coming from a holder. I was looking for $3k to get mad at.

>>4251613
which coin do you think the new update trying to fix anon?

>>4251807
oh you're expecting it to go down, apt

>>4251881
My guess coins like Fubuki will get fucked harder than Gura does.

>>4251881
I would hope coins of Holos who perform crazy well on a daily basis

>>4251881
It won't fix Gura.
At best it will make the rest of the shitcoins viable dividend coins but if you think Gura is going down you're in for disappointment.

The rrat generator will probably slow things down, for better or worse.

>>4251940
more daytading shenanigans is more fun tbf. fuck the div meta

Nice, the oshiboard is getting better.

My oshi was finally gonna get good dividends this week, I'm really anxious that this update fucks up her one opportunity...

>>4251881
Susei

update is official now, posted on the floor, fixes this incoming Friday. are you ready?

>>4252001
time is money, can't stay here all day clicking to the current optimal spread at one per click

Hostile takeover incoming

>>4252082
I'm ready to get some laugh alright

>>4252182
>a slight change

Yeah I'm readying my popcorn

>>4251938
Why would Fubuki get fucked? She streams every single day, she's consistent.

>>4251881
None of them.
>Shitcoins with low growth will still be shitcoins.
>ENs and the JP big names that get a lot of growth will stay big
>The numbers might shift but the overall status quo will remain
I'm honestly not sure how they think this is going to combat inflation. On top of that the badge thing isn't going to be bought by anybody below the Top 50, if even that low.