/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42425465
counterpoint, pomu is the cocksleeve of the biggest fuckboy in nijisanji, take mori and give us nothing, we don't want your used goods

>>42425465
We will trade Mori, Kronii and Amelia for Rosemi.
3 for 1 special.

>>42425465
Just graduate the 3 of them, don't want any of them in Holo, specially not /b/omu, that doesn't solve any problem

Isnt it funny that these kinds of low effort threads always pop up around SEA hours?

I would trade homosEN for Kson and Nazuna.

>>42425465
I expect nothing from catalog bait threads, but this is honestly a good idea.
I am surprised no one ever thought of that, good job

I don't want Pomu. She's a male collaber just like Mori.
I'd rather just have Mori instead, at least she makes music that tops charts.
What does Pomu do besides play metal gear and say "I'm Pomu!" ?

>>42425465
Ironlung is the face of shithojo though, so this trade is extremely unfair to them.

>>42425465
Actually....not bad

>>42425526
+1

>>42426112
That's ok. Give us Goomba, then it's fair.

>>42425465
Ran it and it's good

>>42426259
desu I would trade goowa for ironmouse

>>42425465
Anon, if you add another wheel chair driver to niji they won't be able to hold their ARLive.....

>>42425465
You can keep Pomu. Otherwise, it's a deal.

>>42425465
I don't run any of these companies and don't have to stick with just one of them as a viewer. This does nothing for me.

Ranking all the chuubas outside of Hololive that I give a shit about:
1. Rosemi Lovelock
That's about it thanks for watching

>>42425940
Pomu collabs with males because that's the status quo in niji and there's no good way to avoid it. I'm sure if she were in holo she'd take the Kiara route and stay away from the dumpster fire that is tempiss.

How about Pomu and Selen go to HololiveEN, Luca and Kyo to HolostarsEN, and VShojo can have Enna. I'd be open to getting Ame, but it's not required.

>>42425526
Why would you want Hoesemi Lovescock?

>>42430567
Literally every fleshtuber is a hoe whether you know it or not, get over it

>>42425465
I'd happily take Mouse over /b/omu

>>42430567
She's the least offensive Niji.
Would make a good Holo.

>>42425465
Mori might be a little unlikeable, but she's 10times better than the whoremu.

>>42425465
No. If anyone from NijiEN goes to HoloEN, it's Rosemi.

>>42425465
Please hololive can't handle Pomu she'll be a shadow of her former self there. Only thing I see better is the idol stuff but that's only because en has yet to be fully apart of nijisanji's idol concert with the recent cancellation and shit.

>>42425526
Rosemi is not up for debate. She's very fertile within nijisanji.

You can have Uki to join tempus and we'll take... we'll take... damn none of the en girls are niji worthy. Can take that faggot for free. Maybe Kiara? But we'll have to trade someone else... you can have Scarle and Aia.

>>42433986
lol

>>42425465
Rather give us at nijisanji Gura so she can also become her old Seri self again if she chooses for Uki, all ILuna members except Maria and Ren, I forgot who else I just woke up.

>>42430538
Pomu, Selen, and Enna aren't going anywhere. We'll take Kiara in exchange for Scarle, Aia, Kyo, Aster. Think about it, 3 times the merch sales, SC, and memba's for a Kiara.

>>42425465
No. Just graduate all three of them.

>>42425465
Getting Ironmouse will be next to impossible. It would be col if she can join nijisanji and adding another latina who also can sing like Reimu but being the face of vshojo and her already joining some idol company for her music career is not going to be a fair trade. The only downsize besides her health is her being tainted by the western woman.

>>42432459
Mori doesn't have any good traits besides her rap buff that's on par with Pomu's driving skills

>>42435612
Mori is only hated by /vt/ really, in reality she's probably top 10 Holo to a casual whether we like it or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uApHTEcsMqg

>>42435006
No I insist. You will take Pomu, Selen, and Enna.

>>42435997
> Watchmojo
If you actually want to measure their popularity look at their ccv. Mori never did well.

>>42435997
Your comment would have worked on some people if you didn't linked to watchmojo of all things.

Nijicucks can keep pomu, otherwise great trade

>>42436883
>CCVfagging
Discarded

>>42436957
WatchMojo is the epitome of casual

>>42440012
I'll keep Pomu thanks

>>42436883
Real idols make music, CCV cope is for skinwalking losers

>>42435997
>WATCHMOJO? Watchmojo? watchmojo?

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>>42425465
Why would ironmouse even go to nijisanji? It really doesn't make sense for her to be anywhere other than vshojo based on her content

>>42425940
Why does it matter if she collabed with guys or not? That'd the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

>>42425465
Gib Selen instead.
Not because I give a fuck about her. I just want Moomers to be happy.

>>42430386
She could literally just not collab with them outside forced corporate group collabs.
Some JP Nijis do it.

>>42425465
I've only seen the tits of one of them

>>42443814
Umm Gura is my comfort vtuber because she does not interact with males please don't use her for your shit opinions thanks.

>>42425465
"HOLOLIVE TRADES MORI CALLIOPE FOR A CONDITIONAL VTUBER AND ROSEMI LOVELOCK TO NIJISANJI"

>>42448713
This but unironically

>>42432459
>>42435612
>>Mori doesn't have any good traits besides her rap

the fuck

>>42449780
It's already been declared, Rosemi is not up for debate she stays put in nijisanji.

>>42440555
Artists make music. Idols have music made for them.

>>42425513
fpbp

Trade Mumei for Selen.
Don't inform either about who they were traded for.

Denied. Gunrun only signs people chronic illnesses and being fat is already filled by Kson.

>>42425526
Rosemi will only join hololive if yagoo gets permissions for some god damn tekken. hazukashii!!

>>42425465
why the fuck would we ever give up pomu?

We'll give you all members of Holostars for Rosemi, Selen or Pomu.

>>42425465
/vt/ but it’s the NBA draft

>>42448713
Why does it matter? Are you a Tumblrina who hates men?!
Have you seen what you have under your trousers? 3

>>42456398
You have a penis and you wash it, I hope you wash it at least. Do you want to wash other men's penis too?

>>42456480
I'm not asking you to wash anyone's penis (though funny how the first thing that came to your mind is touching another man's penis).
I'm asking you what's wrong with guys? Don't you interact with other dudes on your daily basis? Doesn't both of your mothers interact with other guys often?

>>42456619
You have shit in you and you shit every day, every person has shit inside them. Doesn't that bother you that the vtubers you watch have shit in them? If it doesn't bother you surely you want to see their shit too.

>>42456738
I think I lost IQ points reading this post.
What point are you trying to get to?

>>42456906
Your gf had a father surely you wouldn't mind kissing him too and holding his hand and hugging him and sleeping with him.

>>42425465
Fuck off, we're not giving mousey and we're certainly not receiving Mori

>>42426259
we already have a Hime, we don't need a second one

>>42456989
While I'm flattered you believe I have a gf, I don't get what are you trying to say.
Are you trying to say that the relationship a stream has with their friends is the same as the one they do with their family and them streaming with a guy would mean you have to like the guys they collaborate with as well?
I don't have this type of autism; I honestly don't understand what you're saying.

>>42443814
lurk a few seconds before you post

>>42425465
This trade wouldn't work anon. It needs to be people willing to leave and going where they would want to go. Ironmouse loves VShojo the most out of the group and would never leave, not even to Hololive.

>>42457364
I've been lurking since the board opened. Just say what yoyr issue is, tumblrfag.

>>42425513
No she isn't
She barely interacts with luce these days

>>42425513
fpbp

>>42457325
You seem confused are you sure you're not autistic?
Difficulty understanding others and social situations is a sign of autistm.

>>42457562
yeah because she's used goods and even luca can tell he's worn her out like a pair of old shoes

>>42457608
It's not a sign of autism (or autistm, as you put it) to be unable to understand gibberish or analogies that don't really make a lot of sense, tumblrina.

As long as I get Elira to myself, I'm ok with any trade.

>>42457608

>>42456619
my mother isn't trying to play the role of a cute anime waifu on the internet... and if they want to play the role well, that means not doing male collabs, idk anyone who actively wants their girlfriend to hang out with other men, and if these girls want to play the role of internet girlfriend (which clearly half of them are, based on the asmr and body pillows and whatnot), then they should lean into it and avoid male collabs, i feel like us unicorns have been very upfront about this from day 1, you guys must have some form of autism if you still can't understand

>>42457702
you never made any sense, shitposting is all you deserve
you are either genuinely autistic and retarded or just pretending to be one "wow why don't guys want to watch guys with the girls??" asks the retard in a hololive board
and you can't even get shitposting right, if someone was a tumblr girl they wouldn't want the girls without guys they would want the guys without girls
I really hope you are just pretending to be dumb and not actually this clueless

>>42457921
>my mother isn't trying to play the role of a cute anime waifu on the internet
You don't know that.
>if they want to play the role well, that means not doing male collabs
This is what I don't understand. Why do you care about it? (Let's assume I'm referring to the ones not playing the e-gf role you're describing)
>idk anyone who actively wants their girlfriend to hang out with other men,
These streamers aren't your girlfriends, though.
>>42458016
>"wow why don't guys want to watch guys with the girls??"
I'm not asking you why you don't want to watch them, I'm asking why do you care? Why not just avoid that stream.
>if someone was a tumblr girl they wouldn't want the girls without guys they would want the guys without girls
Unlikeable tumblrina lesbian "feminists" would like to have a word with you.

>>42457685
Retard

>>42458725
you keep asking stupid questions just think instead
why would people not want to lose options viewing? it's not a hard concept I believe in you, you can figure it out

>>42425465
NO DEAL!
One of you take Mori we don't want anything back

>>42459061
Do you only watch 1 streamer and that's it? If so I'd get your sentiment.
But I find it hard to believe you literally have nothing to do with your life besides watching x streamer's stream. Hell you could watch some other streamer you watch, no?

>>42459330
>why would people not want to lose options viewing?
don't you guys have more vtubers????

>>42425465
We in the Hololive delegation accept this trade, on the condition that Nijisanji takes Ouro Kronii.

Change it Selen and you got a deal.

I'm not even shitposting. From what I can see, she's literally the only one Yab-free. Definitely HL material

>>42457499
hmhm very believable

>>42425526
Rosemi has been tainted by whores

>>42450602
name any other good thing she has except her rm's fat titties

>>42460978
Fat ass

>>42460978
she dont have tits anymore she cut them off

>>42461236
I believe this

>>42425465
Make it Froot or Haruka going to Niji and it would make more sense

>>42455239
You need an eye doctor if you think kson is fat and I mean stat.

>>42425465
Mouse is damaged goods

>>42425526
>2023 rosemi
No thanks

>>42459683
>UNBELIEVABLE, CALLIOPE MORI IS NOW OFFICIALLY BLACK

>>42464541
I can fix her..

>>42464431
It's a work in progress.

>>42425526
Good trade.

/Nijien/ posters, there's no need to get Hololive involved. Mouse isn't tradeable, but some combination of Vei, Haruka, and Froot are on the table if you're willing to consider trade offers for Millie and/or Enna.

>>42425940
Did you just miss an entire year of Mori and her shit music? The only good ones are her collabs when she leeches suisei

>>42465049
baka the asian delegation loses again

>>42450811
rosemi is made available because she wasn't protected in the expansion draft, nijisanji had to cover dopio and hex.

>>42459683
KEK

>>42425526
>Ame
Fuck off

Fuck all of you