/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Koyori!

Last thread status: Ended with Pokobee.

off to a koyo start!

>>42369532
Well done, Mayoheads. You let Pokobee in and he ended the thread. Are you sure, you're able to maintain a thread?

>>42369532
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrWj6JpFBA

Sneeze?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo727MAdBsg&t=5487s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHsH_rX2Cw&t=16026s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_96VfkdKLs&t=3099s

>>42370014
My favorite yoshu

>>42369434
god that fan art made me diamonds

>>42375879
duckyote soup

is it true that in koyoros world wolves are reslly weak?

>>42376843
only the weakest of ninja are called wolves

>>42377271
fits koyo then!
someone pleae tell her about ninja tools!

>>42377899
a real ninja needs not toys to fall her enemies

>>42378622
based

>>42379674
me under her

>>42380604
my pads typed this

>>42386338
cute

>>42369602
i just cant stay mad at him look at his face >>42369532

koyoyo

Waiting for Koyo.

with lonely joshu kun, the burger hours bumper! (and pokobee)

noon koyocraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BecVdvFYmXI

this project literally takes 5 minutes, don't think she thought this one through

What the fuck is she talking about lol she is going to teach Joshu-kuns about life (breeding)

>>42401829
Learning how to breed with Koyori

>she put a fucking kewpie bottle on the side of the lab

>hakos(box) for hakos

Joshu-kun reinforcement has arrived

koyo's getting harassed by an ojisan

why does she always play with her graphics on potato mode? I prefer when chuubas play without shaders but this takes it a bit too far. Does she have a poltato PC or is it just a personal preference?

>>42404471
she's one of those people that have a chrome window open with a trillion tabs

>ethi

>>42401829
my favorite subject how did she know

>>42404714
i have 1200 tabs open!

how do i get a kawaii jap hag wife?

mayo top yourself

koyori will NEVER find a chicken

she found one and it almost killed her

thats not a chicken, its a rooster (mine)

Duck HATE

does that wool burn or not, does lava need to have an air block above it or did i imagine that

minecraft... minecraft has changed

whens next koyoro?

yaaba

Pon Robo... koyo!

koyo minecraft art when

Koyo has been building for 3 hours

>>42414999
*following tutorials for 3 hours
it is lazy sunday after all

aa gozaru

counting stream

>>42414999
miss koyoro 999

oh i thought koyo put some stuff in the chicken chest by accident and was planning on getting it later but she straight up didn't even notice she did it

Block game or Persona?

>>42416500
personally, i like persona more, the minecraft streams have too much downtime

しゅb

ah, the first cooked chicken
after 4 hours

don't laugh at the babies getting pelted koyo

what, she's ending it already?

night stream doko?

>love live watchalong
im fucking out

>>42418930
it will be members only right...

Someone gift me a membership please... I would like to know the walpaper of the month...

what is she saying, what is up with the gifting?

and this is why i don't like minecraft streams, she had so much shit to talk about and she didn't say any of it, at all, during it because she can't multitask in minecraft

yoshi at 7

she seems like she wants to run away from yoshi so it might not be that
just bite the bullet and finish it today or something

Which partner make Koyori the most unhinged?

>>42421530
korone

>>42421767
Reasonable, but i mean truly unhinged like youtube community strike worthy

>>42416500
Persona, any day (even livestreams of purely Persona 4 dungeons)
I'm sorry but block game outlived itself long ago - it's not fun to see holomems craft something other people designed for them (so it turns into material grind on stream and/or handholding in chat by designers who came up with idea in the first place) and killing Ender Dragon for nth time. It's not 2019-2020 where MC streams were actually fresh and entertaining because holomems were constantly goofing around and coming up with crazy stuff - just stick to Summer Festival and Sports Festival (there's also ID thing that was organized in hurry last year, so maybe it needs to be polished and get better planning this year) because those two are the only cases where MC streams are still fun to watch.
And MC mods are never gonna happen in Hololive so there's no way to save block game.
>>42419259
Are you that poor or do you live somewhere where Youtube paid systems are not supported?
>>42421530
I was expecting it from Noel collab but it wasn't even ASMR and instead just cute bath talk. So taking >>42422352 into consideration it's Marine, I guess (at least based on their collab).

>>42422950
Yea same

will this be the end of yoshi...

>>42423913
Probably one more after this. she has two worlds left and has been doing one per stream.

>>42423913
nope, title says world 5

yoshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3XjXAfChRY

>>42424037
YOSH~!

what was with the random sad comment lmao

That's good progress for 30 mins.

oop, phone ringtone on stream, that's a new one

it's wild how she falls for every single gotcha the game throws at her

MAYOYO!

what is that minecart comparison video with okayu, haven't seen that

>>42425660
It is not Christmas anymore, MAYOYO anon.

>>42425787
It's Christmas because it's a good reason to enjoy some mayonnaise.

Pyon pyon ~ Pyon pyon <3

>koyo stage
>first enemy is a weird ceiling slime

>>42426081
>うん-koyo ~~~

some please edit that boss to one of koyo's kaomojis or something

Koyo is progressing pretty quickly now. Just like in Sekiro

Oh right, World 5 means that best boss fight is coming soon

just finish the game please...

>>42427124
No! Bad Joshu!

>>42427124
it took her 2 fucking hours to clear 4 stages, she'd have to be here until 3 am

>>42427207
the dumbyote enjoys the game slowly

Where is everyone going?

>>42427603

>>42427603
where do you think, this is probably the worst hetappi so far and there's minecraft sankisei stuff going on

>>42427676
nvm, it's not the worst, i forgot splatoon happened

stop hunting for flowers and coins when you are going to give up at the end...

>>42427946
she'll never stop, she's gotten so many complaints about that and she ignored all of them
yes it's stupid as hell that she cares about the score when she's not going for 100 but she'll never admit she fucked up

dumbyote getting pushed forward by an autoscroller level. Good game!

Why did all the green eops go?

Well that was tragic.

She finally cleared !!!

Is Yoshi harder than Sekiro?

>>42429128
no, 2d platformers are easy as fuck, she just plays like a grandma and the games are designed to punish you for that
take one of the snow stages she did today, there was a point where there was a cliff with void below and a bunch of lifts, that had a stop on the underside of the cliff to the left and a stop in the middle of the screen
she saw it the first time she got there and instead of trying to go for it she did the slow lift every single time, that area was so fucking easy to just hover to the right
she's just bad

>>42429366
Wouldn't she miss some of the coins and flowers if she did that?

I have come from afar to call your Koyori sexy and post my favorite Hololive artwork.
My oshi should definitely have sex with yours

>>42429586
who cares, she's not getting a 100
in this game a 1 and a 99 have the exact same value

>>42429661
This was posted here like last year near nov-dec.

>>42429750
And? You can see it again!

>>42429661
Their aura don't really mesh well. But i bet they can talk non-stop when together.

>>42427603
I'm still watching because it's rare to see Yoshi's Island streams
>>42427676
>and there's minecraft sankisei stuff going on
So Pekora stream?

>>42429793
Please don't steal my posts

>>42429835
flare, marine and pekora all have streams up

>>42429679
But 99 is a better score than 1.

>>42429830
Blonde and pink go well together my friend
>>42429852
Or what?

>>42429910
and that thought was what killed the pacing of this series

>>42429898
And two out of three won't be playing MC ever again once block game hype dies down

Battle of the century here.

40 fucking levels and she still can't do a basic mechanic properly

how are kids supposed to beat this game

>>42430831
kids can ground pound properly

I'm getting dizzy.

This is not an anime, you don't need to announce your move before doing it...

>>42429971
Nothing. You're right.

DUMBYOTE! You won't win by doing nothing!

if she's not pretending this is the most retarded shit she's done in a while

>>42431514
Luigi did though

The last boss will be worse, that one needs well timed ground pounds.

I request to replace "brains" with "incapable coyote" in next OP

Koyoyo... Even Raphael the raven gave you free opportunities...

WHAT WAS THAT

KORONE DISTRACTED HER

korone's here to laugh at how fucking bad she is

holy shit i almost lost my fucking mind

>Chinpo
Noel!?

>>42431788
based dog

My head hurts.

>>42431863
Sorry wrong thread.

>>42431558
She was pretending. She had zero issues hitting ground pound on the big koopa boss.

Just one more stream lads. then several more for the extra levels

>>42431950
she put a two week break between streams, she forgot everything

>>42431987
One more world, Josh

The brains of Holox has figured it out.

That entire fight made me so mad at her that I unsubscribed. She had multiple chances where she could have hit the boss when he stood still but she purposely didn't know how to ground pound and that made the fight drag on longer.
Not even Fubuki took that long.

>chilla shit alone
just
ugh

>>42431913
Koyori need to do more collabs with Korone - Goemon games were great
>>42431932
Now I can't unsee it
>>42431987
For that she needs to get 100 score in every level, and I doubt she's gonna go for it. Same will probably apply to DKC2 that she'll surely start playing after Yoshi's Island - I think only Okyu ever bothered to 102% DKC2 and she outright used walkthrough notes to find all missing coins.

>>42432008
She did it just fine at the start of the fight on top of the boss.

>>42432092
Don't be angry, former joshu. I cannot understand how it can take so long to figure out the only option on a tiny map. I've also goofed on some old games because I wanted to do something the modern way what was not possible in that game (it was in the first minutes of the game).

KOYORI IS A MORON!!!

Have you ever seen a vtuber perform so bad ina video game you wanted them to graduate?
im beyond this point now. this fucking woman literally has room temperature IQ.
I beat this boss when i was a child in under 10 minutes and this middle aged japanese woman cant figure it out in 30.

what a fucking Subhuman you are Koyori. I spit on you. can beat one of the easiest bosses in a child game. go back to the kitchen.

>>42432324
Angry Kazamatai, you are NOT welcomed here.

Can /mayo/ participate on the /vt/ League? We have the 3D Koyo, but not sure who can provide more models for the rest.

>>42432324
>what a fucking Subhuman you are Koyori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpQAbJ407fg

it didn't take long at all for me to be fucking pissed at her again, i think i need another break or just be done with her completely

>>42432526
Coward

>>42432300
I'm sure the methods you used in those games couldn't be as bad as Koyori's, anon.
I'm still going to continue to watch her playthrough though. I watched it since it started and no matter "how" angry I am, I'll see it to the end. Maybe I might resubscribe once my frustration / anger goes away but who knows.

>>42432632
Don't worry Angry Joshu-kun, I will create another youtube account named Angry Joshu-kun and subscribe to her for you!

>>42425908
10/10 wpuld mayo

Amazing Mayo. I laughed like shit.

>>42432186
You can't escape from Shilla games
I think the entirety of HoloJP streams them no matter what - at least it takes only one stream to finish (unlike Pokemon and MC arcs which I dread everytime but that's what JP viewers want)

Phew, I was gone for a while but came in just at the very end when she spoke to foreigner fans
I would be sad if no one was around to reply, ended up seeing at least 3-4 people luckily

>>42432526
Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Quick reminder: I love Koyori!

>>42434515
So many green kaigainikis. They just lurk in her stream.

>>42432324
Can someone do this for Iroha's mistake too

>>42434775
I know she hasn't done particularly much for EN fans in a while now but I'd still be sad if she ever didn't get any of them to show up anymore since she still translates for us in asakoyo for example

>>42434775
love kaigainiki bros
>>42432300
that's angry joshu kun hes always like that
when you get used to it hes sorta funny
>>42432368
based

>>42432486
aweee this is so cute

>>42434861
I am okay with it

https://youtu.be/bZaHcqa64VA
Koyori Times coming in piping hot

>>42431348
Been watching her Sekiro playthrough, I actually started far after her and despite my limited time we are roughly at the same place.
I’ve been enjoying it so much, bless your cute girl

>>42435554
what a horny little sheep
watayori when

love koyo
love yoshis island
love sekiro
love rattle
simple as

I want to kiss Koyori's womb!

>>42435852
same but unironically!

>>42435682
Im probably THE horniest sheep.
Hopefully the two will do an 8 hours collab soon

>>42436567
ahh the koyote has become the hunted

Nakadashi onegai

>>42437333
>tfw cant do handstand for nakadashi
this is why reps are important

Kayui Hoyori

hakuda peyora

>>42434644
This, but just me

>>42439558
No, anon, I don't love you. I love Koyori!

want more yoshi island...

koyo schedule

>>42442343
Friday 10PM stream is pretty much guaranteed to be HoloCure

>member's post
Why is she like this?

>>42443049
she'll never let me stop being a gosling

>>42443049
Cute? I dunno

>>42443519
its the fluffiness

>>42443049
She's such a lovable hardworking goofball.

love jps kaela

>>42447106
Kinda weird because i find Koyori pronounciation to be more accurate as compared to Kaela's.

>>42447257
kaela speaks japanese?

*playing autismblox with pokobee

*enderdragon? more like endeddragon amirite? (with pokobee)

>>42452550
cute

koyo pride worldwide

Good Mayoheads.

*preparing the fort with Pokobee*

>>42451032
Koyori? More like ___cute

>>42451032
dragon ended with koyo...

>>42462690
lewd

*posting with Pokobee*

*hugging Pokobee with Kokoro*

>>42465151
summer festival was kino

>>42422950
I'm too ashamed to buy a membership because I didn't considered her last year until march-april of last year.

>>42473294
That's me, but i bought it anyways I love her.

>>42473199
cant wait for fes and new swimsuits

>>42474610
same

>>42477875
koyo and me cups

always drink with koyo

>>42477875
cute

Koyo! https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1622495097400225793

>>42481769
want to fill her with my home made creampie recipe...

What's up with that member post?

hakoyokookingu

>>42483512
what about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BlKG8vy_E
KOYORIIIIIIIII.mp4

>>42484264
What's up with this one?

>>42485201
Yosh!

MAYOYO!

How long does she intend to go for almost 24h streams? I really admire her grind

>>42369434
>The brains of HoloX!
The HAG of HoloX!
I LOVE HAGS

>>42483512
which one, the clingy one or the poll that looks like she's been reading either an imageboard or her page on the schizo website

was that supposed to go different? i haven't watched other streams of this and she just stood there for 3 minutes

>>42488443
Not really, Noel got caught a bunch of times.

Angry Joshu-kun, what did you vote for?

>>42488672
Why do you only care about angry joshu-kun's response? What about us level headed joshu-kuns?

How many types of Joshu-kuns are there in this thread?

>>42487603
I meant the clingy one. The poll one is pretty obvious

>>42489096
Thinking about Joshu-kuns at night.
Must be her Estrus cycle acting up again.

I hate these games

>>42488672
first one even though it's losing
i don't think the comfort of archive watchers should be prioritized over the quality of the series, and 2-3 weeks between editions absolutely fucks the quality of the series
honestly i don't think she should be catering to vod watchers at all with her output

>>42489198
>>42489218
Who is the real Angry Joshu-kun?

>>42489234
Everyone hates Chilla's

>>42488672
Both are wrong, she just has to get good and beat these games in 3-4 streams instead.

>>42489361
the problem is the format, she insists on pre chunking the games which is something other holos or even other streamers don't do, they just go as far as they can go and end it when they feel like it's right to
take a game with 8 worlds, instead of going, i dunno, 2 maybe 3 worlds each stream and getting the game done in 3 streams, she does the first 2 and then it's 1 world per stream, and turns it into a 7 stream game
and then she runs several series at the same time and suddenly you're getting 1 world every 2 weeks because schedule fucked up

Chances of Gorilla Minecraft?

in 15 min!!!

>>42489324
And yet every holomem streams them - the only ones who don't stream Shilla games are the ones who don't stream in general. Same with Tsugunohi games. So that's not Koyori's issue, that's Hololive issue (which is mostly related to permission hell, so streaming low budget horror games is pretty much a trait of theirs).

>>42491009
I like horror kusoge it's like the old aoi oni days.
Girls can squeal 悲鳴 and act cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8emxvWAnQY
KONKOYO

MAYOYO!

Iroha stop cheating on Koyo and Chloe with that dog...

>>42491500
Ao Oni's case is kinda rare, though - it happened at the right place at the right time and got shitton of adaptations and insane popularity. Can't think of many similar examples - Witch's House, Yume Nikki, Angels of Death?
I kinda agree with Koyori that this Chilla game wasn't even that scary and many Joshu-kuns were just posting dumb jokes in chat.

>>42492708
Corpse party?

>>42492785
I have no idea how I was able to forget the oldest horror kusoge that hit big

i like chillas games and most all kusoge (maybe not this particular one it was sorta boring)
they are fun one stream usually acting opportunities, its good to have variety

block game hate?

>>42369434
nice butt

Diamond rush baby!!!

Koyolive. Isreal Koyori owns Hololive.

Good Koyo.

Unkoyo

/holox/ mayonnaise would fix you, joshu-kuns

>>42505315
un means lucky!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105149918

>>42509994
yabe

Good night /mayo

>>42511419
night bro!
see you when its asa... koyo

koyoyoy

hai hai hai hai

>>42491009
chilla's has nothing to do with permission hell it's not like only holos play them on youtube they fill exactly the sams niche as puppet combo games but for weebs and nips

>>42514053
puppet combo games?
what niche?

>>42514053
I don't know what puppet combo is but in terms of permissions I think anon meant that these are easy to start, Noel talked about it when she played, stuff like this and Tsugu no Hi are games they know they can just play without needing any confirmation, they don't have to ask beforehand, and unlike other stuff with unlimited permissions like Nintendo games these can be finished in a single sitting and being horror means whatever the quality at least they'll get some reactions.

>>42514433
nintendo has unlimited permissions?

>>42515191
Other that the limit of 4 people in a single stream yeah I think, that's why you see those Clubhouse Games totsumachi always end after three people, they need to inform ahead if the stream will have more that 4 people but other than that they can just stream them whenever.

https://www.youtube.com/live/5_RNFKwecPM?feature=share
asayokoooo

>>42515618
only 3 people per stream seems like a weird rule

noel...

yosh koyoro today

*saving mayo with pokobee*

>>42520303
AHHH

>>42519294
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP29dtuzjiA
>Noel punishing every rapist by cutting off their dicks
>Noel want to sniff PPT's butt
That was some yabe AsaKoyo

>>42520778
loved it

>>42522642
cute loliyote

>>42525213
She likes em big

>>42525770
h..her meals...?

>>42526012
yeah me

>>42526012
her mayo canisters

>>42526728
also me

I forgot - did Koyo kill the snake and obtain the fresh heart (I remember her getting dried heart)? I wonder if Flare gave her enough non-spoiler tips to go for third ending...
Also Koyoro is 100% not gonna end today if she goes for Demon of Hatred
>>42526260
(me)als

>>42527245
think she did

>>42527245
if she goes for doh shell never finish (me)

>>42527391
Filthy back seating elf…

want flaya to backseat me...

*waiting patiently with Pokobee*

Will Pokobee do it again…

pokobee no

im watching you pokobee

koyo end

always end with koyo

nghhh im gonna end

please end with my cute koyote gf