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>> No.42403800
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42403800

>>42403732
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.42403884

>>42403800
amen

>> No.42403956

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1622060655011577857

>> No.42404085

>>42403800
AMEN

>> No.42404129
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42404129

HERMANITO LOOVEEEEE

>> No.42404154

What drink did Hakka make?

>> No.42404159

>>42403800
AMEN

>> No.42404168
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42404168

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.42404175

>>42403800
Amen

>> No.42404177

I have those same pots lmao

>> No.42404174
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42404174

HE DOES THE COOKING HE DOES THE CLEANING

>> No.42404179

>cleaning magni's house for magni hakka off collab

>> No.42404184
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42404184

MY HERMANITO

>> No.42404191

i forgot what he was making

>> No.42404196

>>42403956
mama is wasted…

>> No.42404205
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42404205

HERMANITO LOVE

>> No.42404213

>>42403732
sauce: https://twitter.com/Saphertha/status/1621391753168445440

>> No.42404216

Hakka makes his own chocolate and keeps a clean kitchen. What a good boy

>> No.42404220
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>>42404129
LOVE AND HEADPATS

>> No.42404230
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42404230

FLAY _KISSES_

>> No.42404249

>>42403956
(((THEY)))

>> No.42404267

>>42404154
The one on screen is dalgona coffee, he's making hot chocolate now

>> No.42404268

>>42404205
Big chree

>> No.42404270

Hakka would make a nice husband...

too bad nobody jumped on him and now he belongs to Yagoo and Yagoo only.

>> No.42404272

>>42404020
I'll murder you

>> No.42404307

>>42404205
M starting to think that arenei is omega

>> No.42404309

ANT NATION HAS INFILTRATED THE NEST THIS CHOCOLATE LIQUID IS GOOD

>> No.42404312
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>>42404205
>arenei is often the first to get a membership

>> No.42404317

>>42404205
>Arenei is often the first to get a membership
EVEN THE SUMMERISER KNOWS OUR OIL BARONESS

>> No.42404334

>>42404307
this is an interesting rrat

>> No.42404357

>>42404272
Based Italian, I didn't like that joke either

>> No.42404384

>>42404270
I mean, he said himself that he's husband material. kek

>> No.42404410

>>42404270
He would be an ideal househusband except I don't want to have to support his entire family as well...

>> No.42404426

bettel is going after hakka https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1622061990058381313?s=20

>> No.42404429

WHY IS THE FLAME PURPLE

>> No.42404440

>>42404410
heartless

>> No.42404481

>>42404429
Because

>> No.42404504

>>42404429
he's being on brand

>> No.42404510

>>42404426
FLAYON IS PULLING AN AXEL NOOOO

>> No.42404512

I love Hakka, his T3 is so worth it, unlike pic related.
every time...

>> No.42404521

>>42403956
I didn't expect this schizo arc from Shinri... I love it.

>> No.42404529

Sorry Vesper, the new boys deserve that T3 more than you do.

>> No.42404532
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>>42404272
R8/H8

>> No.42404542

>>42404267
NALGONA Coffee?!

>> No.42404549

>>42404429
I don't care about why. I want to know HOW. That's cool, and I want a colored heating element.

>> No.42404559

>>42404429
rios cum powers it

>> No.42404583

>>42404429
orochi corruption

>> No.42404606
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>>42404272

>> No.42404609

>>42404512
>pic related
>no pic

>> No.42404634

>>42404429
electric stove, do you see the coils? it looks like purple because camera and infrared shit. look it up lol

>> No.42404639

>>42404410
That's why you have to make his family hate you so you two can elope and live in a far away town. learn the marrying a latino meta anon!!

>> No.42404640

>>42404532
>1 piece of prosciutto
>next to no eggs
CHE CAZZO?!

>> No.42404651

>>42404532
Too oily. Sauce is burned. Would eat.

>> No.42404648

>>42404168
Yes!

>> No.42404672

>>42404606
why does that trigger italians?

>> No.42404675

shinri getting wasted after 6 shots proves hes an average sized white man

>> No.42404676

>>42404549
I'm pretty sure that's just the camera

>> No.42404682

>>42404559
Accurate

>> No.42404686 [SPOILER] 
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>>42404529
IKR

>> No.42404704

>>42404639
Hakka would sooner drop a whore than abandon his family

>> No.42404715

my hermanito is cute and dependable!

>> No.42404728

>>42404440
Sorry but I make a lower middle class salary in an expensive city, I can't afford to feed more mouths

>> No.42404749

I HATE CODING
NUKE THE INDUSTRIAL SOCIETU

>> No.42404753

hermanito is going to learn to code on stream
based

>> No.42404761

>overpromising
I'll wait until I see it, but I like what I see so far

>> No.42404798

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1622061990058381313

flay and bettel are switching timeslots for the membership streams

>> No.42404826
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>gifted subs
this fucking xenokunians

>> No.42404829

>>42404532
eggs and cheese overdone because your pan was too hot
traditional carbonara tastes kinda shit without good ingredients anyway, inauthentic carbonara with cream generally tastes better

>> No.42404834

>>42404532
Your emulsion is really bad, you let the egg scramble a little bit. But I'm so used to eating bad carbonaras around the world that I won't judge you

>> No.42404847

mmmm hot chocolate made with hakka’s sweat

>> No.42404852

I love streamers who actually have interests and hobbies.

>> No.42404864
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>>42404609
didn't load I guess

>> No.42404872

>>42404798
I can't believe Flay is as dumb as Axel

>> No.42404927 [SPOILER] 
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>>42404168
obligatory "not on the lips."

another anon said flays higher tiers were gonna practically be an onlyfans. heres to hoping.

>> No.42404946

>>42404798
Nice, I get to watch all three I wanted in a row. Not sure if Flayon's just being an hour long dance monkey dance bit will be worth it desu

>> No.42404951
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>>42403800
AMEN
https://files.catbox.moe/8o18ne.mp3

>> No.42404968

>>42404826
Altare and Magni had to break that habit too

>> No.42404971

>>42404640
There's more meat inside, just put the biggest piece on top for decoration.
>>42404829
I used cream.

>> No.42404996

>>42404971
>I used cream.
.

>> No.42405006

that cute squeal ToT

>> No.42405013

Yeah, I'm getting Hakka's tier 3. Hakka has won me over completely and then some. Let the boy make music.

>> No.42405014

>>42404971
>cream

>> No.42405031
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>>42403956

>> No.42405049

>>42404971
>cream

>> No.42405054

>>42404946
its definitely gonna be filtered by his manager lol. he's also got an hour

>> No.42405058

>>42404672
because you're supposed to entangle it on the fork by rotating it, if you break you won't be able to do that.
Not to mention you don't NEED to break the pasta, you put it vertically and it'll eventually fit your pot or pan.

>> No.42405070

>>42404971
hold on, upon closer inspection you used the shitty pre-grated romano cheese, didn't you

>> No.42405074

>>42404946
It will not, little idiot is going to blow out his throat

>> No.42405107

>>42404968
WHat's wrong with gifted subs?

>> No.42405105

>>42405031
KEK

>> No.42405113

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1622062296993243136
>https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1622062296993243136
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1622062296993243136
>https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1622062296993243136

Bettel NEXT

>> No.42405140

FINALLY, another VTuber that isn't a fucking retard in the kitchen. I love this

>> No.42405145

ah fuck, the reflection from the stove.

>> No.42405150

>>42404829
I mean, as long as you have the right cheese (I use a mix of pecorino romano + parmigiano reggiano), it'll taste good. It's hard for me to get good quality guanciale at a reasonable price where I am

>> No.42405162

>>42404968
thanking gifted subs? idgi

>> No.42405166

Axel gaslit me into thinking every handcam stream is a split second away from yab.

>> No.42405175

>>42405107
You don't gift subs on youtube.

>> No.42405179

>>42405107
they are called memberships on yt not subs.

>> No.42405209

>stainless steel

>> No.42405213

>>42404426
>>42404798
>>42405113
jobber...

>> No.42405229

>>42404826
>>>/vt/nowa
back to your containment shitter

>> No.42405236

>>42405074
>blow out his throad
8 hours of voice acting visuals novels and intense screaming barely made his voice raspy, he's fine on that front

>> No.42405252

>his side job is a trash collector

>> No.42405324

Hakka already shilling like a pro - leader would be proud!!

>> No.42405346

HAKKARAOKE

>> No.42405349

>>42405252
Hermanito...

>> No.42405372

>>42405162
You cannot gift subscriptions on youtube, any more than you can gift followers on twitch

>> No.42405373

OVERLAP HATE

>> No.42405381

Leader had a talk with this dumb birb

>> No.42405393

NOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE ALTARE CHANGE HIS SCHEDULE NOT YOURS

>> No.42405422

>8 pm est
god damn it...

>> No.42405434

>Hakka is switching to streaming at 8PM EST instead of 7
Oh thank fucking god he’s not gonna be starting at the same time as Altare anymore.

>> No.42405450

based

>> No.42405456
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>8pm est
Dear fuck, he's going to overlap with the shark.
Hermanito no....

>> No.42405476

>>42405456
Oh nyo...

>> No.42405474
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42405474

>Hakka has been corrected

>> No.42405497

Can't watch him anyway. Forever VOD gang.

>> No.42405492

hakka is cute!

>> No.42405502

>>42405456
why are you worried she doesnt even stream

>> No.42405507

>>42405252
Hermanito is a green man

>> No.42405508

>>42403956
Everyone who said mama isn't funny apologize now

>> No.42405524
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>> No.42405525

>>42405381
ToT

>> No.42405527

>>42405456
you cant overlap with someone who dont stream

>> No.42405533

>bring your memberships
>bring your wallets
gotta respect the birb hustle kek

>> No.42405530

>>42405456
You've still got like 10 days left

>> No.42405551

>>42405507
>green man
magni would be proud

>> No.42405554

>>42405524
cute mane-san

>> No.42405556

>>42405456
who?

>> No.42405575

>>42405524
mane chan kek

>> No.42405574

>>42403956
I like how casually he said he was on the run

>> No.42405579

>>42405533
He's probably the only one that desperately needs this to work out

>> No.42405583
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42405583

>>42405150
pre-grated cheese typically has anti-caking agents in it that make it difficult to melt and emulsify in the sauce, also when grating your cheese you want to make it as fine as possible using these graters which turn the cheese into a powder

>> No.42405602

OIL BARONESS IS FIRST AGAIN

>> No.42405606

>>42405524
KEK

>> No.42405615

>>42405524
MANE-SAN HATES HIM

>> No.42405619

>Axel knows emulsify
>Hakka knows emulsify
THEY ARE

>> No.42405633

>>42405533
At least he clearly genuinely needs the money.

>> No.42405637

>>42405574
>"GUYS I'M ON THE RUN"
>youtube finished processing the vod
awkward

>> No.42405675

>>42405583
No duh, I buy wedges of the real stuff, fuck the pre-grated crap.

>> No.42405694

JESTICLES IS REAL

>> No.42405696

>>42405602
sometimes i hate that fucking bitch

>> No.42405699

be the become the jerry

>> No.42405711

JESTICLES ISREAL

>> No.42405729

WHO WAS THAT

>> No.42405766

>>42405602
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.42405804

>>42405694
>>42405711
Didn't Uncle Nowa try doing "vesticles" at first

>> No.42405814

bettels emotes are really fucking good damn

>> No.42405822
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42405822

nihongo jouzu

>> No.42405836

okay, cool
I can save some money with Bettel, I only need to T2 him

>> No.42405840

>>42405675
ah, misread and thought you were the op

>> No.42405846

Hakka's tiers are the best ones content wise

>> No.42405858

>>42405696
Prechat gets deleted, member when the stream is live to be part of the vod.

>> No.42405859

3/4 of his emotes are fucking trash, Bettel...

>> No.42405866

BETTEL NEXT!?

>> No.42405905

>>42405696
I dont, shes single handedly funding my free entertainment. shes an absolute queen

>> No.42405915

>>42405822
Mi compa esta pagando con monedas de club penguin...

>> No.42405929

I love you Hakka
but if you opened up a cafe, it'd shutdown by the end of the year.

>> No.42405930
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naruhodo

>> No.42405932
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>> No.42405965

>>42405822
bettel...

>> No.42405973

>>42405932
MAMA LOVE

>> No.42405977

>>42405932
his mama loves him so much...

>> No.42405979

>>42405932
Mama....spend a little more....

>> No.42405982

>>42405932
mama....

>> No.42405990

BETTEL YOUR EMOTES ARE HIDEOUS but I still membered ToT

>> No.42406016

>>42405932
>cheapest tier
mama...

>> No.42406051

>>42405932
mama is poor...

>> No.42406067

>ywn have hermanito as your housewife
why live

>> No.42406068

>>42405814
>>42405859
The duality of /MANS/

>> No.42406069

>>42405846
his tier 4 and 5 are a little weird compared to others but his tier 3 is stacked. his tier 2 looks like it doesn't have much, but that's because he didn't list what he's doing in member's streams, but he announced it a bunch of times in this and previous streams

>> No.42406072

>>42405696
why would you hate someone that uses their money to fund our boys?

>> No.42406122

>>42406016
She's angry at her son for making dumb faces, should've gone down the babygirl route

>> No.42406182

took over half an hour to make that hot chocolate
hmm.

>> No.42406213

Best tiers
>Shinri - T2
>Hakka -T3
>Bettel -T2
>Machi -???

>> No.42406224

BETTEL ON THE TELLY

>> No.42406235

Hakka seems to have the same heart of gold that Axel has. Just with significantly less horny.

>> No.42406236

BETSY ON THE TELLY

>> No.42406240

Clown on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXO5ee33ky0

>> No.42406267

does he still have the retarded mic setup

>> No.42406271

>>42406213
>Machi
no member, simple as

>> No.42406272

>>42406213
probably T3 based off what he described, might take a peek at the description

>> No.42406277

This is going to be a terrible food takes stream
oh boy can't wait

>> No.42406278

>WHO'S READY TO ASSEMBLE A FUCKING TACO
I AM READY JESTER

>> No.42406284

what the fuck is up with his mic

>> No.42406293

AIIIEEEEE SECRET ENDING

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>>42405932

>> No.42406304

>Flayon will you member?
El no sabe...

>> No.42406306
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42406306

Spotted a Jerry.

>> No.42406355

why is the table shaking so much...

>> No.42406357

the saturation holy shit

>> No.42406370

PINCHE PAYASO MAS VALE QUE NO SALGAS CON UNA PINCHE TORTILLA DURA

>> No.42406379

bettel is already about to lose his mind

>> No.42406388

zoom call experience

>> No.42406393

His arms are so fucking short wtf

>> No.42406390

Is he using pre-shredded cheese...?

>> No.42406394

>>42406355
the camera is anxious

>> No.42406400

thats a thicc tomato

>> No.42406407
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42406407

did everyone jump right into bettel that they missed hakka talking to flay

>> No.42406441
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>> No.42406442

>cheddar

>> No.42406465
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42406465

i hate him so much its unreal

>> No.42406469

oh shit we're shipping members now?

>> No.42406471

>>42406407
yes because Bettel always starts talking immediately when he starts his streams

>> No.42406475

the camera is so shitty

>> No.42406486

MEMBER SHIT

>> No.42406498

he's quivering

>> No.42406502

>>42406407
He didn't talk to Flayon anon, it was a bit

>> No.42406511

his fingers are so short....

>> No.42406531

WE GOT IT

>> No.42406539

>jesticles made it in
kek

>> No.42406536

>>42406407
I laughed because Flay is delayed an hour so it made the talk funnier

>> No.42406542

>>42406465
why?

>> No.42406554

his hands are so small wtf

>> No.42406562

>>42406407
shota teetee

>> No.42406567

This is a wonderfully shit set up

>> No.42406577

>jesticles got approved
kek wtf

>> No.42406578

>>42406400
It's a beefsteak tomato, they are big and cheap but don't really taste that good. They are the kind of tomato you get on cheap fast-food burgers.

>> No.42406594

Welcome to Jerry!

>> No.42406597

>>42404270
He's not even my kamioshi but he's the one I want as a boyfriend the most, what does this mean?

>> No.42406598

WAKE UP
>WAKE UP
WAKE UP
>WAKE UP

>> No.42406605

>>42406407
I was too excited to give money to the clown, I gave Hermanito money too though

>> No.42406613
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>> No.42406618

He's still using the tight gloves?

>> No.42406621

>tomato chucker
SPEAR

>> No.42406632
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42406632

Everybody should have an alarm voicepack.

>> No.42406633
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42406633

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>> No.42406635

>>42406542
do i have to add /j to my fucking 4chan posts now

>> No.42406645

>>42406597
First and foremost, it means you're gay

>> No.42406649

I like Bettel emotes

>> No.42406654

the crying emote kek

>> No.42406667
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>> No.42406680

incredible emotes

>> No.42406690

>Pompoms
>Not pen lights
This jobbing clown whore... take my money

>> No.42406704

The laughing emote is so cute

>> No.42406716

>he doesn't have the badges
10/10 bettel stream i was waiting for the technical error

>> No.42406726

>>42405070
No, it's fresh grated parm

>> No.42406730

>already have 3 gifted memberships
fellow lucklets wya

>> No.42406733

axel.....

>> No.42406738

>>42406635
We don't talk like middle school girls here

>> No.42406742

>>42406635
:(

>> No.42406743

Time for jester jobbing

>> No.42406744

I can hear his gloves trying to pop

>> No.42406748

>>42406618
Yep, S size female gloves ToT

>> No.42406756

im scared

>> No.42406764

The cheer emote is really cute

>> No.42406768

>>42406667
WHY IS SHE NOT A MOD YET

>> No.42406783
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42406783

>>42406730
FUCK YOU
I just paid for Bettel's

>> No.42406803

3 FOR 3. I CAN FEEL IT

>> No.42406841

the clown fears the taco

>> No.42406843

he sounds like his on the nerve of tears... how can i not fuck this clown

>> No.42406877

>>42406730
0/3 so far for me. Oh well, prechat lurking it is for me.

>> No.42406878

his crying laughter is my favorite thing

>> No.42406885

nowa oji.....

>> No.42406894
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42406894

>>42406730
i only got a shinri one, but i watch his and flay's streams and chat there the most so maybe that's why lol

also my captcha lmao

>> No.42406898
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42406898

hehehehehe

>> No.42406917

>>42406730
For fuck sake, I forgot to allow gifts

>> No.42406934

>>42406730
I got nothing......

>> No.42406950
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42406950

>> No.42406954

His taco is going to be pathetic and he's going to say "I don't like tacos"
I can already see the ending

>> No.42406966

>i only have two usb ports
Please buy a desktop

>> No.42406980

>>42406730
I hate you, I wish I had your luck.

>> No.42406988

>>42406465
why?

>> No.42406997

wow it's water

>> No.42407000

>>42406730
have all of them, paid t3 for hermanito

>> No.42407009

OH FUCK ITS FIJI WATER

>> No.42407010
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42407010

HERMANITO LOVE

>> No.42407021

UNTOUCHED BY /MANS/

>> No.42407027

HE GOT DAT FIJI

>> No.42407029

>>42406917
YOU HAVE TO ALLOW THEM?

>> No.42407030

bettel sounds like he always has the sniffles

>> No.42407043

>water sitting out in the open for 3 hours
why

>> No.42407046

AAAIIIEEE THE REFLECTION

>> No.42407065

BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE FIJI
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE RIGHT!

>> No.42407066

>>42407029
For every individual channels, yes

>> No.42407070
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42407070

>>42406898
Ugly

>> No.42407067

>>42407030
That's because of all the crying

>> No.42407071

>>42406917
Yo, thanks for the reminder

>> No.42407075

>>42407029
anon...

>> No.42407081

>>42407021
ToT

>> No.42407084

WTF IS STOREBRAND WATER???

>> No.42407089

>>42407030
With his diet, he probably does

>> No.42407103

>>42406730
3 for 3 ... i love all the oil baronesses

>> No.42407106

UNTOUCHED BY MANS

>> No.42407122

>>42407084
Bottled water from the store?

>> No.42407131

>>42407029
yes, click join and then the ... at the top, then gift settings. it's stupid lol

>> No.42407134

>>42407029
Yep
Click join, click the 3 dots on the top right of the membership thing that pops up, click gift setting and allow them

>> No.42407138
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42407138

>Water review

>> No.42407145

>>42407043
He's not the smartest lad.

>> No.42407155

why did he go with such ugly meme emojis, i am never using these

>> No.42407162

The crusade on grey name has begun...

>> No.42407171

>>42407070
:(

>> No.42407174

BETTEL LOVES FIJI WATER

>> No.42407177

>>42407084
Branded bottle water
Niggas can't just buy a (good) water filter

>> No.42407178

ISRAEL????

>> No.42407181

wtf kek

>> No.42407191

I touched it, but don't let him know

>> No.42407197

>being untouched by man makes you better
maybe unicorns are on to something

>> No.42407219

By the way, what you're tasting is minerals
if you want a "pure" water
just get one with no minerals added

>> No.42407222

>Decide to check YT
>Wtf, Bettel already streaming? He had it listed for an hour from now
Well whatever, more Clown time.

>> No.42407221

bettel's a water unicorn...

>> No.42407231

WIPE IT WITH A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOLY SHIT

>> No.42407235

BETTEL LOVES FUJO WATER

>> No.42407238
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42407238

Why is the board turning black with just some water?

>> No.42407256

>>42407043
There's nothing wrong with that? It's just water dude

>> No.42407263

>>42407238
It's his gloves

>> No.42407270

>>42407171
chu~

>> No.42407279

BETTEL
YOUR LEATHER GLOVES IS MAKING IT BLACK

>> No.42407284

>>42407219
You can buy sterile water, but nobody wants that because it's expensive and minerals actually taste good.

>> No.42407285

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407287

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407291

>>42407235
ToT

>> No.42407288

he sounds likes he's about to cry

>> No.42407294

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407293

A FUCKING

>> No.42407300

Boy this is quite the shift from Hakka's professionalism

>> No.42407298

NEW SHIT

>> No.42407302

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407319

he’s so fucking pathetic i NEED to bully him

>> No.42407320

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407323

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>> No.42407324
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42407324

oh shit

>> No.42407328
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42407328

BRIAN

>> No.42407334

BRIAN??!????!?!?!

>> No.42407337

BRIAAAAAAAN!

>> No.42407339

BRIAAAAAAAANNN LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.42407338
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42407338

das me

>> No.42407342

BRIAN'S HOME

>> No.42407348

BRIAN REAL

>> No.42407351

OH NO NOT THE HORSES

>> No.42407354

BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN

>> No.42407358

>>42407288
classic bettel

>> No.42407356

>>42407238
Cheap leather gloves

>> No.42407357

I know him being a disaster is his appeal, but I'm not into how little effort and preparation goes into Bettel's handcam streams. It's even more apparent immediately after Hakka's stream.

>> No.42407366

NARITA BRIAN MADE IT

>> No.42407379

BETTELGOOSE IS HERE!

>> No.42407380

BRIAN AND BETTERLGOOSE

>> No.42407384
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42407384

BRIAN GET

>> No.42407392

BETTELGOOSE

>> No.42407394

HOLY FUCK BRIAN AND BETTELGOOSE MADE IT

>> No.42407396

>>42407285
>>42407287
>>42407293
>>42407294
>>42407302
>>42407320
>>42407323
>>42407338
FUCK OFF YOU'RE OLD NEWS

>> No.42407397

i can't tell scale at all

>> No.42407407

>>42407238
It's the plastic coating from his faux-leather gloves dissolving

>> No.42407410

>>42407029
I don't even get the option for some gay reason so feel lucky if you even have it

>> No.42407419

BRIAN CUTE~!

>> No.42407421

yo, that delivery is actually way quicker than i expected

>> No.42407423

>Narita Brian
THE YAKUZA IS GOING TO RAID COVER CORP

>> No.42407424

>>42407357
He mentioned how the time switch meant he had less time. Although still his fault he forgot lol

>> No.42407429
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42407429

I only watch Vesper, Bettel and Magni individually
I only watch Hakka & Shinri when I'm bored
I only tolerate Altare, Axel and Flayon during collabs because I don't find BFE stuff fun.

>> No.42407431

FUCK YOU CLOWN
I HAVE BEEF WITH YOU

>> No.42407444

This man is never making that taco

>> No.42407448

THE BETTELZOO

>> No.42407472

>>42407357
I mean, his stream was one hour early but sure I guess

>> No.42407484
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42407484

JUST COOK ALREADY YOU RETARDED CLOWN

>> No.42407486

Buy where's the beef Bettel

>> No.42407490

Soft is the only correct way

>> No.42407489

THIS FUCKING GRINGO

>> No.42407492

>>42407429
What kinda BFE is Axel? He constantly talks about other girls.

>> No.42407493

Hard shells aren't real tacos

>> No.42407495

>hardshell
its over

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>>42407429
Based and same

>> No.42407503
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42407503

SAY HIS NAME

>> No.42407516

>>42407357
What makes it low effort?

>> No.42407520

>>42407429
>thinking vesper and magni are not gfe
did you enjoy your kisses faggot

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42407530

>>42407429

>> No.42407532

Bettel's tiny taco... ToT

>> No.42407533

>HE FUCKING BROKE IT
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.42407534

the pain in his voice

>> No.42407538

That fucking baby taco shell

>> No.42407541

The fuck is going on with the scale of everything on this, nothing about this stream makes sense

>> No.42407544

>>42407503
Gratis Bungle

>> No.42407555

> hard shell
PUTO GRINGO
HIJO DE LA CHINGADA!

>> No.42407557

>He broke it

>> No.42407560
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42407560

>> No.42407563

>>42407429
>Axel
>BFE

>> No.42407564

>>42407429
kys

>> No.42407573

>old el paso
subhuman

>> No.42407585

did he not season the beef

>> No.42407586

>>42407429
>Axel
>BFE
He is not even close to that.

t. gigachad member

>> No.42407596
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42407596

>american "taco"

>> No.42407608

>>42407424
>>42407472
Still had weeks to get gloves that aren't woman's size S

>> No.42407616

>Pulls out hard shell taco
>Snaps it in half
Haha...

>> No.42407620

>>42407503
Gelly Belly

>> No.42407624

>unseasoned beef
Bettel.....

>> No.42407622

>>42407503
GRINGO BENITO

>> No.42407628

That's the smallest taco shell I've ever seen in my life

>> No.42407631

>>42407429
i WISH axel provided bfe content

>> No.42407632

WTF ITS UNSEASONED?

>> No.42407637

Beef brulee...

>> No.42407640

>no seasoning in the beef
What the fuck

>> No.42407639

HE DIDNT PUT THE SEASONING IN?

>> No.42407641

>>42407608
thats just the size of his hands....

>> No.42407644

>Unseasoned beef

>> No.42407650

>>42407384
You think staff is still watching Bettel? if they are their hard work paid off for this moment

>> No.42407651

>He didn't seasoned the beef
Bettel you fucking retard....

>> No.42407655

>>42407560
MAMA LOVE
>>42407586
Cheating boyfriend experience.

>> No.42407659

Bettel...

>> No.42407665

Bettel...Why are Americans like that?

>> No.42407670

it's already so over bettelbros

>> No.42407681

>>42407503
barstool buttface

>> No.42407688

>How Bettel's food takes work
>Bettel: I hate X
>Chat: X isn't bad, you need to try a good version
>Bettel: Alright fine I'll make it myself *makes a shit version*
>Bettel: It sucks, I still hate it
this guy is the worst

>> No.42407689

HES SEASONING IT LFG

>> No.42407697
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>> No.42407698

The Bettel show writers are really knocking it out of the park

>> No.42407714

Every time i watch a bettel stream, i feel like i'm watching a man break down. Like a sad, schizo clown of sorts

>> No.42407715
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42407715

>> No.42407729

FIJI TACO

>> No.42407730

FIJI SEASONED BEEF?
THIS MAN HAS GONE MAD

>> No.42407731

Does he have sour cream? He needs sour cream.

>> No.42407737

>creme brulee dish

>> No.42407742

How can someone nearly 30 years old not know how to cook, realistically?

>> No.42407745

As a beaner spic I fucking hate soft shell tacos. No cheese and a bunch of salsa and cilantro and lime, that's gay. Give me that taco bell shit.

>> No.42407749

FIJI WATER TACO!

>> No.42407750

>>42407492
>>42407586

he invites you on a date in t3

>> No.42407759
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42407759

>>42407715
>Mixing beef with fiji water

>> No.42407763

>>42407714
That's the main attraction baby.

>> No.42407764

NIGGAS GOT DAT FIJI IN, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42407768
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42407768

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1622072290941829120

>> No.42407773

>>42407665
We aren't all like this, I promise.
Not even Florida men are as unsalvageable as he is.

>> No.42407791

>>42407742
Probably by having a diet of Ice Cream and candy

>> No.42407796

>>42407737
Do you think this man even knows what a ramekin is?

>> No.42407801

>>42407492
The WELCOME HOME, CHEATER experience

>> No.42407807

JESTER MY ASS THIS GUY IS 100% CLOWN

>> No.42407817

>>42407745
Shut up you chicano piece of shit

>> No.42407820

this is like using truffles with a McDonald's burger

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>> No.42407831

>>42407768
That looks nice

>> No.42407842

>>42407768
My excorwife is so cute

>> No.42407844
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42407844

>Reheating cooked, unseasoned ground beef with Fiji water
>Sizzling in the background while Bettel runs around in a panic looking for utensils

Yeah, I don't regret day 1 membering this clown at all

>> No.42407849

god damn it now i have to make hot choco

>> No.42407857

Bettel, just add in some oil and boil the water off

>> No.42407859

>>42407745
You like tostada's, not tacos

>> No.42407868

>>42407750
Well I couldn't care less about T3 content, so the yumes can have him there. I enjoy the T2 and piblic stuff he does. He reminds me of my friend so much which means he is the Bro Friend Experience.

>> No.42407878

>>42407768
HERMANITO IS SO TALENTED!!!

>> No.42407882

oh my god

>> No.42407886

>gets pan
>heat it for a minute
>puts oil in the pan
>wait a minute
>puts meat in the pan
>stirs it a bit, wait a bit
>put the seasoning
>stirs it a bit, wait a bit
>food is done
how is that hard? how? cooking is actually so easy. but baking is near impossible.

>> No.42407894

ITS FUCKING SOUP

>> No.42407891

HE USED THE WHOLE BOTTLE

>> No.42407895

What the fuck, Bettel.

>> No.42407907

NOOOOOOO
DON'T STRAIN IT

>> No.42407908

SHIT WATER
SHIT WATER

>> No.42407910
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42407910

Hello lads

>> No.42407911

its taco soup!

>> No.42407918

Man making taco soup holy shit

>> No.42407919
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42407919

i love this fuckup

>> No.42407920

Was that diarrhea in that fucking pot?

>> No.42407926

ITS SO FUCKING OVERR

>> No.42407927

This man cannot be any whiter... I love him.

>> No.42407933

Are the women who love Bettel get off to his mental breakdowns

>> No.42407937

THE DESPERATE LAUGHING

>> No.42407940

>browns meat
>wets meat with ridiculous amounts of water
>drains flavor off the meat
this guy is so fucking dumb

>> No.42407941

>>42407768
hermanito is the perfect malewife ...

>> No.42407944

Oh the timeslots got switched right? no wonder bettel is selfdestructing, he wasnt prepared

>> No.42407949

>>42407768
housewife hermanito making me drinks.. ;v;

>> No.42407956

>>42407768
Fuck these look tasty.
Based birb, can't wait for more of his cooking handcams.

>> No.42407961

>>42407919
mmmmm soup

>> No.42407965

>>42407768
Instagram worthy?? I have the same cutting board...

>> No.42407966

>>42407768
>Hakka cooking vs Bettel disaster

>> No.42407967

I wouldn't trust this clown to make a grilled cheese sandwich jesus christ

>> No.42407972

Look forward to the Hakka-Bettel offcollab where Hakka gives him proper cooking for once

>> No.42407976

>>42407933
yes

>> No.42407998

FUND HIS COOKING LESSONS

>> No.42408006

>>42407886
This is a person that seems like they panic getting out of bed

>> No.42408016

>>42407768
Finally a man worth supporting.

>> No.42408013

DID YOU KNOW!?

>> No.42408027

That is a better Jerma impression than you could get from Jerma himself.

>> No.42408030

He has such cute little hands

>> No.42408043

FUCKING STIR IT
BETTEL
FUC

>> No.42408047

BETTEL'S FUCKING DEAD

>> No.42408049

Hakka is gonna kill himself after this stream

>> No.42408050

>>42407868
moving goalposts i see lmao

>> No.42408057

>it's burning
HOW CAN IT BURN WITH THAT MUCH WATER
this guy is the worst

>> No.42408058

ACTUALLY BURNING HIS KITCHEN DOWN!

>> No.42408060

im so concerned for this man. how does he exist on his own

>> No.42408062

ITS BURNING

>> No.42408066

>>42407972
It'd be a cook-off and Bettel would win off of pity.

>> No.42408072

Actual jerma stream right now

>> No.42408073

Hakka dale un putazo plz

>> No.42408099

>>42407933
Absolutely

>> No.42408104

>>42407768
That looks like a lot of work. Not worth.

>> No.42408103

>>42408057
>Turns heat to max
>Does stir
pretty easy to burn the taco meat if you're not paying attention

>> No.42408108

You know what he should've done?
he should've just made a paste using oil and the seasoning and just toss the beef in it

>> No.42408112

How can it burn so fast? There wasn't even enough time for the water to start boiling...

>> No.42408113

>boiled beef taco meat
...

>> No.42408116

HE FUCKING STRAINED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42408124

This shit is a "bit" right?

>> No.42408120

>>42407933
100%

>> No.42408126

jesus christ

>> No.42408127

>>42408050
alright, go enjoy Magni's and Vesper's totally not bfe kisses

>> No.42408141

>>4240793
yes.

>> No.42408150

>>42408108
implying he even owns a bottle of oil

>> No.42408155

>This thing is so dull I'm not gonna hurt myself
BETTEL, PLEASE

>> No.42408161

>>42407933
it makes me want to baby him and make sure he doesnt accidentally or intentionally kill himself

>> No.42408164

>>42407933
bettelyumes fantasize about him panicking after impregnating them on accident only for it to end in miscarriage

>> No.42408174

>>42407768
Cute, competent bird~!

>> No.42408180

he just pissed on it i can smell it he's not fooling fucking anybody

>> No.42408192

Bettel...

>> No.42408196

>>42407933
That's the whole point anon. It makes me want take care of him even more.

>> No.42408195

This is like Homer catching cereal on fire

>> No.42408200

>>42408104
nice attitude retard, stay in your confort zone and never improve whatsoever as a human being

>> No.42408205

jesus christ what is this knife technique

>> No.42408216

I also hate the smell of tomato

>> No.42408221

you actually would hurt yourself more with a dull knife

>> No.42408225

>>42407768
I'm membering Hakka on his next stream. It's great to see a talent that can actually cook.I wish I wasn't on a diet...

>> No.42408227

I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.42408229

>>42408104
He made it just for /YOU/
You ungrateful mf

>> No.42408233

>>42408104
They weren't at all. Left is just milk, chocolate, cocoa powder and sugar melted in a pot with some cornstarch and beaten with a whisk. Right is instant coffee, sugar, and water beaten with an electric mixer.

>> No.42408235

Oh Bettel. This is just...

>> No.42408247

this guy is a horrible cook, I hope he does these streams more often

>> No.42408257
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>>42408124

>> No.42408259

I CAN BREAK HIM

>> No.42408266

>>42407768
People who grow up poor always make the best shit in the kitchen. You have to learn to improvise when you have little.

>> No.42408271

what the fuck, he managed to disgrace a fucking tomato

>> No.42408273

>This (tomato) smells like tomato, good lord
Bettel, please.
That's not how you dice a tomato...
GOD NO BETTEL DON'T ADD THAT PEPPER.

>> No.42408276

I love Bettel in collabs, but has his solo content been like this the whole time? I was hoping he was moving away from the 'Beethoven and shouting'

>> No.42408279

>>42408164
>bettel panicking about the condom breaking and accidentally impregnating you
>you are a man
>you were the one wearing the condom

>> No.42408292

He's fucked and I'm so horny I can't stand it

>> No.42408298

He's going to fucking die.

>> No.42408296
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42408296

Is this kayfabe?

Is he doing this on purpose?

>> No.42408299

A FUCKING PEPPER

>> No.42408307

please seed it you motherfucking moron

>> No.42408309

kek

>> No.42408315

This is almost on the level of Masaokis' cooking

>> No.42408322

So has anyone told him that if he doesn't like tomatoes he can make the taco without tomatoes?

>> No.42408330

>>42408164
Awkwardly comforting Bettel post-coitus while he's doubled over and crying over discovering that the condom broke only after he came ToT

>> No.42408331

>habanero
Oh no

>> No.42408338

>>42408276
When he panics he tends to shout.

>> No.42408349

Just put the whole pepper in there at this point
It's all fucked anyways

>> No.42408350

>>42408141
Anon?

>> No.42408352

>>42408307
do white people really?

>> No.42408356

>>42408296
mabye, are you real?
t.shinri

>> No.42408358

>>42408279
kek, I can see it

>> No.42408362

this guy is going to forget and touch his eyes

>> No.42408364

I have never made a taco so I assume he's doing ok and you all are just memeing

>> No.42408365

>>42408141
decipher anon...

>> No.42408369

>>42408276
i love it. i love this bit so much. it is still so funny to me. its a good niche and i appreciate it

>> No.42408373
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42408373

Thoughts

>> No.42408375

>remove the seeds
weak

>> No.42408382

>>42408127
I wasn't the OG poster but yeah i shall. from all of them btw

>> No.42408396

dejale las semillas pinche puto

>> No.42408408

>>42408364
He is doing okay.

>> No.42408411

>>42408373
Where is hermanito?

>> No.42408421

>>42408362
Oh god yes!

>> No.42408434

>>42408373
BASED

>> No.42408435

He's so dumb

>> No.42408440
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42408440

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CHOP A TOMATO

>> No.42408442

>>42408315
Isn't he doing pretty well these days?

>> No.42408445

>>42408373
Based and amepilled.
I rotate my memberships between Tempus, ID and EN according to planned streams

>> No.42408447

>>42408373
la sexta miembra de tempus...

>> No.42408449

>>42408373
>no mama
disgusting

>> No.42408455

HE FUCKING ATE IT

>> No.42408462

>>42408373
super based.

>> No.42408467

EAT THE SEEDS

>> No.42408472

he's gone

>> No.42408469

DEJALE LAS SEMILLAS PAYASO CULERO

>> No.42408475

His accent got thick there for a second

>> No.42408476

>>42408396
Acaso quieres que se muera? Bettel tiene el paladar de un niño de 3 años.

>> No.42408482

>>42408440
he clearly doesn't even know how to use a knife

>> No.42408493

>>42408296
I don't even know... His PL had a similar shtick.

>> No.42408495

>>42408373
based taste

>> No.42408496

Imagine eating a habanero just to get out of eating a taco

>> No.42408503

Bettel doing an impromptu hot ones challenge

>> No.42408505

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
hes gona die

>> No.42408506

The silence is deafening

>> No.42408511

he's so fucking white

>> No.42408517

>>42408373
is ame your only hololive membership? interesting
thanks for supporting the boys not in ARS

>> No.42408518

>>42408475
He has an accent?

>> No.42408527

>>42408482
How do you become an adult and don't know how to use a knife?

>> No.42408528

>that moan of pain

>> No.42408529

>>42408496
Better than eating moldy burgers to get out of a collab

>> No.42408534

It is I, spice fetish anon! And it is my time again!

>> No.42408542

For someone who hasn't claimed to have a good spice tolerance, he didn't handle the habanero too bad

>> No.42408546

>>42408373
enjoy what you enjoy, thanks for supporting the boys

>> No.42408558
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42408558

>>42408496
I like putting habanero on my takos.

>> No.42408568

>Inb4 he touches his eyes

>> No.42408578

>>42408527
eat out forever

>> No.42408586

>>42408534
happy for you bro

>> No.42408591

AAAAA THE SPOON REFLECTION

>> No.42408595

Reflection yabe incoming

>> No.42408593

>>42408442
He cleaned himself up and stopped hoarding, still doing cooking videos every now and then

>> No.42408606

>>42408296
At least some of it

>> No.42408608

>>42408276
His streams are coordinated chaos and it's freaking funny. Don't let him fool you.

>> No.42408613

>>42408542
He's used to pain

>> No.42408617

LETTUTH

>> No.42408622

>Doesn't like lettuce or tomato
>Puts them in anyway
Why

>> No.42408636

>>42408578
You still need a knife to eat most foods.

>> No.42408635

>>42408518
Yes?

>> No.42408652

>>42408534
How was Shinri's monetization stream for you?

>> No.42408654

>>42408591
>>42408595
ENHANCE

>> No.42408661

>>42408558
I'm too white, the spiciest thing I put on a taco is sriracha

>> No.42408665

this is the WORST fucking first time taco. OLD EL PASO??? SERIOUSLY NIGGA?

>> No.42408674
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42408674

Watching Bettel cook is making me nauseous.

>> No.42408681

>>42408517
I've membered Irys, Gura, Fauna, and Sana, but even the amount of members rn is a lot for a college student like me so I pick and choose, usually don't end a memba out of malice, just saving money

>> No.42408683

THATS AN OKAY TACO /10

>> No.42408689

>lettuthe
(It’s cute)

>> No.42408688

RATE HIS TACO

>> No.42408698

>tomato
>cheese
>boiled beef with taco seasoning
>lettuce
>habenero
??????

>> No.42408705

>>42408558
YOU EAT TAKODACHIS? YOU MONSTER
Are they good?

>> No.42408714

This is such a gringo taco, I hate it.
Puto

>> No.42408720

REFLECTION YAB

>> No.42408719

I want to force feed him dog food ToT

>> No.42408722

I can see his pore...fuck

>> No.42408723

he has dexterity of a 2 year old on ecstasy

>> No.42408730

of the HQ tempus boys who provides the most worthwhile membership content (as compared to regular content)?

>> No.42408736

>>42408595
>a fucking spoon is what ends up doxxing bettel

>> No.42408748

>>42408622
Sometimes you don't like things by themselves but they are tasty when mixed with something else.

>> No.42408757

>>42408622
because without them its just meat on a cornchip. hes been through this. its why hes never had a taco before in the first place.

>> No.42408762

>>42408730
Magni by far

>> No.42408769

>he didnt cook the shell

>> No.42408781
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42408781

>microwave

>> No.42408785

if bettel puts it in the microwave im expecting another reactor 4 meltdown

>> No.42408788

>microwave
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS THIS GUY LIKE THIS

>> No.42408795

>>42408730
i like magni's the most

>> No.42408797

>>42408730
Magni, Altare

>> No.42408799

THEY ARE HERE. I FOUND HIM AND SSN. I AM ON MY WAY TO RAPE HIM AND CUDDLE WITH HIM

>> No.42408809

>>42408730
Altare and Magni I'd say

>> No.42408817

>>42408730
if you like music, Altare and Magni.

>> No.42408821

>>42408373
ah my favorite tempus member, amelia watson

>> No.42408825

>>42408730
Magni wins easy

>> No.42408834

>>42408542
He likes spicy food. He eats curry, etc.

>> No.42408839

He didn’t cook the shell, oh my god…

I feel we are entering a new circle of hell, and it is glorious.

>> No.42408841

>you guys would be honest with me if i totally fucking doxxed myself right now right?

>> No.42408848

>>42408730
Magni for T2 and T3

Altare has illegal karaokes on his T2 kek

>> No.42408849

>>42408635
Is it some sort of American? Because it didn't even faze me.

>> No.42408857

>plain shell
...

>> No.42408859

he hates it

>> No.42408858

HE LIKES IT

>> No.42408873

>age dox
HES 27???
i love this old man

>> No.42408879

>He ate the fucking seeds

>> No.42408887

MORE SEEDS

>> No.42408889

>>42408858
>>42408859
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

>> No.42408891

>makes horrible taco for his first taco
>concludes that he doesn't like tacos

>> No.42408893

>>42408873
anonchama it's on his guild card...

>> No.42408905

>>42408873
Anon, that's also his canon age.

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>>42408705
They're super good

>> No.42408921

>>42408873
That's his kayfabe age.

>> No.42408931

>>42408873
>27
>old

>> No.42408933

Yep, he hates it

>> No.42408937

>>42408873
read his guild card.
also 27 is a baby.
t. 37 yo

>> No.42408949

>>42408891
Can't wait for him to cook spaghetti and break it in half

>> No.42408951

>>42408730
Magni and Altare. I like Altare's better since I'm an Altventurer, but they're both good if you like music streams

>> No.42408953
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>>42408873
>27
>old

>> No.42408958

ITS BECAUSE THE FUCKING PEPPER

>> No.42408956

>>42408873
>27
>old
I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna hurt you (in minecraft)

>> No.42408961

>>42408730
No jokes, Magni

>> No.42408969

kek

>> No.42408974

>>42408762
>>42408795
>>42408797
>>42408809
>>42408817
>>42408825
>>42408848
what's so great about magni's membership
t. poorfag

>> No.42408973

>>42408921
>>42408905
>>42408893
>>42408937

ignore me im retarded

>> No.42408986

>>42408891
As expected

>> No.42408984

>>42408949
There is NOTHING WRONG with breaking spaghetti in half

>> No.42408993

>>42408873
Anontan, you need to be over 18 to browse here.

>> No.42408997

>>42408730
magni first, leader second

>> No.42408999

>>42408849
It's definitely a New England/Northeastern accent.

>> No.42409000

>guy who doesn't know how to cook fails to cook
w-wow i'm shocked

>> No.42409002 [SPOILER] 
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42409002

taco time

>> No.42409010

>>42408873
I'm 32 and I want to die

>> No.42409028

Someone please make him a proper taco.

>> No.42409029

>>42408973
naked gyoza now

>> No.42409030

>>42408974
Loopstation streams, super fun and he always makes really fun music. Just fun all around

>> No.42409035

>>42408931
>>42408937
anybody over 22 in zoomer culture is considered an old fucking man that should have a family and never go clubbing

>> No.42409045

>>42408949
wait why not

>> No.42409049

>>42408984
IT GETS SOFT IN THE POT YOU DON'T NEED TO BREAK IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>CaptchaL 0 G0Y 0

>> No.42409051

>>42408956
>>42408953
>>42408993
>>42409010

im so sorry. you are old. i love you, old men.

>> No.42409056

>>42408974
Deep talk, menhara and parasocial moments, LOOPSTATION, drawings

>> No.42409059

>>42409028
hopefully hermanito can do it when they meet up

>> No.42409064
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42409064

baby

>> No.42409065

>>42408974
Lots of loopstation and membership exclusive zatsudan

>> No.42409066

>>42409028
Hermanito...

>> No.42409074

>>42408953
>>42408956
>>42408931
>>42408937
>>42409010
>there are 27+ borderline hags here that have never had a boyfriend

>> No.42409078

>>42408974
consistent, loopstation is always fun, menhera rants make u feel closer to him if you are a lonely yume like me

>> No.42409081
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42409081

I WILL BREAK INTO BETTEL'S HOME AND FORCE-FEED HIM A PROPER TACO

>> No.42409082

>>42408730
magni by far

>> No.42409087

>>42409045
Italian hates it for some reason

>> No.42409090

>>42408974
loopstation kino, crazy rp, intimacy/different side of Magni. T3 art too.

>> No.42409089

>"taco" done
>still 25min to go

>> No.42409097

>>42408873
>27
>old
Fuck you
t. oldest man in the thread

>> No.42409112

>>42408974
At t2 you can enjoy of loopstation streams, chatting streams where he gets parasocial and does bits in advance, for example the beach episode and the maid Magni. T3 is optional a lot of the time

>> No.42409121

>>42403732
OSHI LIVES.
For now...

>> No.42409119

THIS MF BOUGHT A PINATA

>> No.42409120

is this racist

>> No.42409125
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>>42409049
huh?

>> No.42409126

>>42409051
Fuck it, come here you brat.

>> No.42409138

why is it mexican themed?

>> No.42409134

You can see who grew up poor by their cooking ability (mostly, some rich folk actually like cooking)
>taco pinata
what is wrong with this guy

>> No.42409136

>Pinata
High quality stream

>> No.42409137

>>42409097
kiss me right now ojisan

>> No.42409139

PIÑATA

>> No.42409143

>Taco piñata

He's so white.

>> No.42409145

TACO PINANA
HOLY FUCK

>> No.42409148

>>42409097
I don't believe you.

>> No.42409153

>Asking hakka for permission to have a piñata

>> No.42409155

>>42409120
Did he just say hakka gave him the ok kek

>> No.42409159

>>42408974
loopstation and he's more open there. he shared his setlist for the unarchived karaoke there too

>> No.42409160

>>42409120
Hakka gave him a pass

>> No.42409171

piñata?

>> No.42409174

it's fine hakka gave him the spix pass

>> No.42409178

PIÑATA DE TACO

estas perdonado cabron, te mamaste

>> No.42409180

>>42409120
he asked hakka

>> No.42409190

>>42409153
kek

>> No.42409195

>>42409120
Nah
t.spic

>> No.42409198

>>42409120
Hakka gave him the Taco pass and the Pinata pass

>> No.42409201

>>42408873
I'm almost 40...

>> No.42409211

>>42409097
Tell us your age dear ojisan.
>>42409120
Nah.

>> No.42409214

Knowing this guy its a full on mirror in there.

>> No.42409225

>Asking Hakka if he can get a piñata

>> No.42409228

>>42409153
He can't be racist, he has a mexican friend

>> No.42409233

>>42409120
Hakka gave him the spic pass

>> No.42409236

>50 strikes

>> No.42409238

Piñatas have instructions?!

>> No.42409244

It's going to take him at least 25 hits

>> No.42409250

>>42409201
Why are you still here gramps?

>> No.42409252

Oh god. He got a pinata
Oh sweet merciful god. This is gonna be hilarious.

>> No.42409261

The table is going to give out before the pinata...

>> No.42409265
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>>42409051

>> No.42409268

I don't understand? Does he have a lot of Latam viewers?

>> No.42409270

hes going to knock over the webcam

>> No.42409275

He's going to whack the camera

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>>42409120

>> No.42409284

>>42409120
is just a fucking piñata, how the hell is gona be racist
t. spic

>> No.42409291

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HANG IT

>> No.42409295

WEAKLING

>> No.42409302

>>42409201
honestly you arent /really/ old until youre like 55 but anything above 25 feels old to me even though I'm almost at that age too.

>> No.42409307

>>42409270
it will fall over and he will be in a full clown costume with a clown mask on

>> No.42409309

Bettel's as strong as an 8 year old...

>> No.42409310

>>42409120
Go back to Twitter

>> No.42409314

>beating you like a pinata till you pass out asmr
kino

>> No.42409319

HAHAHAAAHAHAHAH

>> No.42409320

>weaker than an 8 year old

>> No.42409326

this is the craziest stream I've seen

>> No.42409327

el YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42409334

bettel's soft baby arms cannot open the pinata

>> No.42409336

this is art

>> No.42409343

Weak ass nigga...

>> No.42409344

>he can't break open the pinata

>> No.42409349

WHY ARE YOU HITTING THE PINATA OVER THE FUCKING TABLE?

>> No.42409350

1 STR

>> No.42409353

>Bettels weak arms unable to break a pinata

>> No.42409357

JUST PUNCH IT

>> No.42409359

Bettel is weaker than an 8 year old...

>> No.42409363

are you a Jerry yet, anon?

>> No.42409365

48 strikes so far

>> No.42409369

>>42409120
Why the fuck would it? it would be if he was trying to use it as a way to insult the culture, but it doesn't seem like it, and he even asked Hakka which honestly sounds more wrong than right.

>> No.42409376

>>42409268
He hasn't had a taco in his life.

>> No.42409375

THE CAMERA IS GOING TO FALL AND WE'RE GOING TO GET A SHOW OF HIS FACE

>> No.42409380

POV Bettel beats you with a stick

>> No.42409386

I CAN OVERPOWER HIM.

>> No.42409391

>this is what it sounds like to have bettel beat you to death

hes so bad at this. im so proud of him.

>> No.42409407

KEK

>> No.42409409

DOG TREATS

>> No.42409413

>dog treats
what the fuck how

>> No.42409414

SCOOBY SNACKS

>> No.42409418

no fucking way

>> No.42409424

>dog biscuits
holy fuck I cant breathe

>> No.42409430

Oh god.
He knew exactly what was in it beforehand.
No way this is an accident

>> No.42409428

>He got a dog treat pinata
LMAO

>> No.42409435

what the fuck is going on

>> No.42409437

EAT IT

>> No.42409440

Almost 60 strikes...
Dog treats..

>> No.42409439
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>MILKBONES

>> No.42409443

?????

>> No.42409445
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KEK

>> No.42409446

THIS HAS TO BE A BIT, I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>> No.42409450

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

>> No.42409452

>dog treats
he is into petplay...

>> No.42409457

DOG TREATS

>> No.42409471

>bettel who eats scooby snacks

>> No.42409479

>>42409430
nah, i lied to him about the candy
t.hakka

>> No.42409482

my new favorite Jerma stream

>> No.42409485

Happy Birthday, Phantom!

>> No.42409488

>>42409452
i believe this to be true

>> No.42409498

>he ate the scooby snack

>> No.42409503

HE ATE IT KEK

>> No.42409505

HE ATE IT HOLY FUCK

>> No.42409506

HE ACTUALLY ATE THE MILKBONE
GOD FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.42409508

HE BIT ONE

>> No.42409507

>actually eats it
this man commits

>> No.42409511

Ofc he knew, his streams are always a bit lol

>> No.42409510

>he actually ate the milkbone

>> No.42409515

HE ATE THE DOG TREAT

>> No.42409521

>He ate it
Honestly same

>> No.42409523

Zero hesitation

>> No.42409522
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42409522

HE FUCKING BIT THE DAMN THING THE FUCKING MADLAD

>> No.42409524

one guy'd

>> No.42409526

He planned this? What's the joke?

>> No.42409528

>>42403956
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42409539

>>42409471
>shaggy eats scooby snacks
is he shaggy?

>> No.42409544

KEK

>> No.42409542

Yeah I learned that milkbones don't taste good the hard way.

>> No.42409546

HE BAITED US!

>> No.42409552

Art request: You have to eat all the eggs, but with Bettel.
Except he's doing it to himself and says "Why am I doing this?"

>> No.42409555

DANCE YOU MONKEY FUCK

>> No.42409556

SIKE

>> No.42409561

hes only saying this because he tried the dog treats before steam

>> No.42409562

At least he committed to the b-
Nevermind

>> No.42409567

THE BIT

>> No.42409570

i used to eat dog treats until i was 11 years old. can confirm milk bones are the worst ones. i feel bad for him.

>> No.42409576

>monkey
>tomato CHUCKER
guys, i think he hates nowaoji

>> No.42409588

You really believed the guy who's giga autistic about food would eat a dog treat?

>> No.42409589

10 Lb.
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.42409593

>DIDN'T ACTUALLY EAT IT
WHAT A BIT
IT WAS ALL SCRIPTED YOU IDIOTS
I fell for it

>> No.42409596

He ate the treat and just realised what a dumb idea it was

>> No.42409600

Why are you guys surprised? Dog treats taste good actually.

>> No.42409598

>Bought dog treats for no reason

>> No.42409609

He can't be this stupid sisters. It's not real. I refuse to believe.

>> No.42409613

>>42409471
>>42409498
>>42409503
>>42409505
>>42409506
>>42409507
>>42409508
>>42409510
>>42409515
>>42409521
>>42409522
BAITED

>> No.42409614

>10 pound box of dog treats

>> No.42409616

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1622068102367432704
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1622068102367432704
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1622068102367432704
>owo what's this

>> No.42409622

This fucking retard kek

>> No.42409623

I'll make good use of the dog treat box by forcing him to be my dog

>> No.42409632
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>HE BOUGHT 10 POUNDS OF FUCKING DOG TREATS

>> No.42409633

>10 pounds of milk and bones
This fucking guy.

>> No.42409634
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42409634

How can we convince Bettel to go on the gorilla chow diet on stream?

>> No.42409635

>>42409598
yeah he is really into petplay

>> No.42409640
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>>42409570

>> No.42409639

>>42409600
What the fuck man.

>> No.42409645
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>>42409570
what

>> No.42409649

>>42409609
im so glad he is this stupid. i love him so much

>> No.42409651

>>42409598
Flay bought a dog toy and has no dog. Nothing surprises me anymore.

>> No.42409655

send it to bubba

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>> No.42409668

He tried to do a bit.
Screwed it up now he's got a pile of dog treats

>> No.42409677

>>42409570
Beggin Strips are legit. I haven't had a dog in years but sometimes I still longing look down the pet isle at the grocery store and consider dehumanizing myself.

>> No.42409681

>>42409598
FOR THE CONTENT
you will never be a comedian
>HE BOUGHT A HAMMER FOR NO REASON
>HE BOUGHT A WATERMELON FOR NO REASON
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4

>> No.42409685

>>42409632
FOR A BIT

>> No.42409690

>>42409600
My mom got some dog cookies for the dog and my brother sat there eating them because they were actually just cookies but without sugar

>> No.42409692

Bettel leans way too hard into a bit sometimes and it starts rapidly becoming less funny

>> No.42409701

Bettel WILL be eating those dog treats

>> No.42409707

>>42409639
What? It's just made out of grains and organ meat flour.
Humans can eat it. It's safe.

>> No.42409708

>>42409598
He should send them to Flay

>> No.42409713

>>42409634
That would be a huge improvement for his health

>> No.42409718
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>>42409655
uUUHHHHH BUBBA? THE DOG FROM WATSON AEMLIA???

>> No.42409724

>>42409655
Too busy raping Henry

>> No.42409727

WHIPLASH

>> No.42409729

>>42409651
no wonder flay and bettel chat a lot over discord they act their petplay roleplays out there

>> No.42409734

he should get flayon to go over and they can do some petplay haha

>> No.42409742

>>42409600
They don't taste great, but they're not hideous.

>> No.42409746
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>>42409655

>> No.42409751

>>42409718
no, it's me
t.bubba

>> No.42409754

I think this is one of his weaker bits.

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42409755

>skip ad

>> No.42409765

>>42409677
YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD!!!

do it anon. noone can judge you but yourself.

>> No.42409772

>>42409734
As a bit right? haha

>> No.42409776

>>42409651
Well, Boku no Pico showed us that you don't need a dog to get some mileage out of a dog toy.

>> No.42409777

> SKIP AD

kek

>> No.42409780

He's becoming a dom now, petplay is the only way he can be dominant

>> No.42409787

>>42409746
Fat motherfucker

>> No.42409791

>drink your fiji water
>finish your supper
SUCH CLEAN DELIVERY

>> No.42409794

>the music timing

>> No.42409799

>you can't go to bed until you COMPLETELY eat out bettel

>> No.42409801

>>42409754
Most of this had me dying as hard as Shadows over Loathing, so I think he did good.

>> No.42409817

>>42409734
>>42409729
i want to believe

>> No.42409820

>>42409746
Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Ugly Fat

>> No.42409822

>>42409754
It was funny until the contents of the pinata

>> No.42409828

bettel gets sick of your bullying and beats you with his taco pinata stick and forces you to eat dog treats ToT

>> No.42409827

>>42409742
Try the good quality italian shit, there are some with green tea and salmon inside + a lot of good fats. Those are nice.

>> No.42409831

>reveals he bought dog treats as a bit
>the true bit was that he accidentally bought ten pounds worth

>> No.42409840

>>42409772
yeah haha, they should also do it naked because animals don't understand nudity haha

>> No.42409848

Bettel has the white woman demo on lock

>> No.42409870

>>42409831
his comedy has layers

>> No.42409869

>>42409570
I liked eating bird seed and treats.

>> No.42409896

>>42409840
Haha, yeah, and then they should hump each other while naked right? Because that's a thing dogs do haha

>> No.42409898

>>42409828
I would pay a cosplayer to do this to me

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42409907

>>42409787
>>42409820

>> No.42409914

This man is a complete waste of oxygen (affectionate)

>> No.42409917

FLAY MEMBERSHIP DELAYED?

>> No.42409919

>he has 10 minutes to spare
>he doesn't know what to do
cute clown

>> No.42409921

oh god flayon pulled an axel
THE TIMELOOP

>> No.42409925

FLAYON PUSHED IT BACK

>> No.42409930

>>42409828
>beats you with his taco pinata stick
Shouldn't be too much of a problem, seeing as he couldn't even break a pinata

>> No.42409938

Flay's stream delayed to tomorrow

>> No.42409943

flayon's membership moved to 21 hours from now

>> No.42409956

RIP FLAY

>> No.42409959

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO END THE STREAM

>> No.42409960

oh fuck he has to do his completely alone, RIP Flayon

>> No.42409964

I feel bad for him :(

>> No.42409969
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42409969

>Delayed

>> No.42409971

FLAY GOT AXELD

>> No.42409972

>>42409870
Like shrek?

>> No.42409973

>>42409896
itt. dog breeding

>> No.42409981
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>> No.42409982

Didn't this exactly happen to Axel?
Because there was a problem with his tier names or something?

>> No.42409987

NOT AGAIN

>> No.42409990
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42409990

FUCK YOU SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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42409994

FLAY... he probably pulled an axel

>> No.42409997

VG UNITY IN SHAMBLES

>> No.42410010

How did HQ fuck up their memberships and now flayon his lol

>> No.42410024

Poor Flay. :(

>> No.42410025

Did he make the same mistake

>> No.42410029

rate the membership streams

>> No.42410045

Flay...

>> No.42410046
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>> No.42410047

BETTEL SNAPS MY SPINAL COLUMN

>> No.42410050

THAT FEEBLE ATTEMPT OF SNAPPING THE DOG TREAT
AHAHAHAH

>> No.42410052

>>42409982
axel had the tier names the default (tier 1, tier 2, etc.)
he changed it but then it has to get approved by youtube again

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>> No.42410071

>>42409982
Axel renamed his membership tiers which triggered a 24hr review cooldown before he could turn his memberships on

>> No.42410072

>>42409960
urge to saviorfag rising

>> No.42410075

>>42410029
3 streams out of 4

>> No.42410079

>spinal column snapping asmr
hell yeah

>> No.42410091

Flay missing out on the 5k raid, oof.

>> No.42410089

>>42410060
No....... :(

>> No.42410105

>>42410029
3/4

>> No.42410111

Whappend to Flay, it's just voice requests stream

>> No.42410116

>>42409982
axel just changed his tier names because he did not name it like the others and got jealous of them. but the change had to reapproved by youtube.
axel was really lucky that it got approved in the same day

>> No.42410117

YUME SISTERS HOW WE FEELING ABOUT VIOLENT BETTEL

>> No.42410121

>>42410091
i knowwww when he needs all the help he can get ;__;

>> No.42410123

>>42410060
That fucking sucks, poor guy.

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>>42410072
same ;_;

>> No.42410129

This man is trapped in his own stream

>> No.42410142

>mental breakdown
bettel stop

>> No.42410146

>>42410029
the big chree isreal/10

>> No.42410147

Did they really let him hame Tier 3 "Jesticles"?

>> No.42410151

>"this is (you)"

>> No.42410152

remember when this almost happen to the og boys cuz axel changed the name of the tiers last minute

>> No.42410159

Fuck I want to member Flay tomorrow just out of savior fag instincts

>> No.42410160

Flay should just guerilla stream MC or something to get the raid buff and sympathy supas

>> No.42410163

>>42410117
violently hard

>> No.42410164

>>42410091
The jobberist jobber of the jobber's guild.
Poor guy.

>> No.42410166

(You)

>> No.42410196

EAT IT YOU FUCK

>> No.42410198

>>42410091
I'm so sad....

>> No.42410202

OH GOD HE IS ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT

>> No.42410204

Please give me membership gifts for the boys, I invested all my money into Hakkacoin.

>> No.42410206

>jerma bit
this guy is FUCKED

>> No.42410208

he DESERVES to have a doggy treat

>> No.42410211

>>42410117
I wanna break him even more now.

>> No.42410214

39

>> No.42410218

>>42410147
yes because all memberships have to go through youtube first to be approved.

>> No.42410219

>>42410159
same i mean i already wanted to member him, but this made me want to member him harder

>> No.42410229

No... Flayon...

>> No.42410238

>>42410159
DO IT

>> No.42410242

The piñata stick is bocchi the rock colored.

>> No.42410244

>>42410060
EN Curse is indeed real.

>> No.42410245

Flayon probably encountered the problem very recently and thought it was fixable considering Bettel moved his frame last minute to cover.
Bummer, something probably happened to his equipment.

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>> No.42410261

>>42407429
same dude

>> No.42410265

THIS IS FOR FLAYON

>> No.42410272

>crunch

>> No.42410291

COMMIT TO THE BIT

>> No.42410298

>>42410159
same..

>> No.42410314

>hates everything under the sun
>actually likes dog treats
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.42410316

HES MORE OF A DOG THAN AXEL NOW

>> No.42410317

>>42410160
did he say what the technical difficulties are? might be issues not related to the memberships

>> No.42410345

OH GOD HE BECAME SHAGGY

>> No.42410365

He likes it better than the taco...

>> No.42410364

i want to pay bettel to kneel on the ground and bark like a dog

>> No.42410367

>>42410317
no

>> No.42410372

>>42410117
sick and tired of the bettelfujos depicting him as the bottomiest bottom. he's shown that he is THE domtop of tempus.

>> No.42410381

MY RYONA HUMILIATION PETPLAY CHUUBA

>> No.42410387

violent betel who yells and wants respect to weak clown bettel who eats dog treats if you pressure him enough..... i love...

>> No.42410391

HE'S GOING IN FOR ANOTHER

>> No.42410395

>>42410345
when is he going to start smoke weed on stream?

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Poor Mama regrets creating Bettel so much

>> No.42410409

>>42407520
>act sussy only appeal to women
femcel

>> No.42410414

>flay inadvertently caused bettel to start eating dog treats

>> No.42410422

>>42410345
ruh roh

>> No.42410428

If underdog Axel and underdog Flay made the same mistake I'll lose it

>> No.42410441

>>42410403
KEK

>> No.42410442

Bettel once again with the worst food takes on planet earth.

>> No.42410447

>>42410372
he's a beautifully incompetent top

>> No.42410453

>>42410117
it took him some force to break A FUCKING DOG TREAT he's literally noodle arms. I'm gonna Ryona him harder than the girl fron Teaching Feeling

>> No.42410456

>It tastes like one of those wheat cereals.
>If you're eating Chex, you're eating dog food bro.
Chex is rice based you fucking nimrod.

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>>42410403
Wouldn't you regret creating Bettel?

>> No.42410460

Bettel really did deliver this stream

>> No.42410467

>>42410372
he is a failtop who insists on doing all the work and then continuously fucks it up. he is the only one who finishes and it is premature

>> No.42410486

He hasn't talked about membership content at all... but he did eat a dog treat

>> No.42410499

>>42410461
This is so...cute.

>> No.42410503

I kinda wanna see Bettel do a gun disassembly stream.

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His hands are so stubby

>> No.42410507

>>42410456
we've already established that he has no taste buds and doesn't understand anything about food/food creation

>> No.42410510

>>42410372
>>42410447
absolutely delusional

>> No.42410517

>>42410461
the buttbaby...

>> No.42410528

>>42410486
Maybe he'll eat dog treats on menshi?

>> No.42410529

>>42410504
you have to keep in mind those are WOMEN'S SMALLS

>> No.42410531

>>42410467
ToT

>> No.42410532
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>You force Bettel to eat dog food to humiliate him
>He enjoys it

>> No.42410530

>>42410486
He did, right at the beginning.

>> No.42410533

>>42410467
This, I would bottom for him only out of pity

>> No.42410536

>>42410456
My bad, there's also a corn and wheat version isn't there?

>> No.42410538

>>42410467
failtop ToT perfect description

>> No.42410540

Oh God why

>> No.42410545

Psychological torture membership streams

>> No.42410546

i'm unmembering

>> No.42410559

unmembered

>> No.42410560

>>42410517
WHO WAS THE FATHER?

>> No.42410571

>>42410503
Do you want him to hurt himself?

>> No.42410573

>>42410504
manlet hands

>> No.42410575

>>42410559
>>42410546
THEY ARE

>> No.42410584

movie watchalongs with my insane clown bf...

>> No.42410586

I will now member

>> No.42410587

oh pako in flay's chat! He loves him!

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>> No.42410592

>his male intrusive thoughts made him want to stick a bone into a hole

>> No.42410593
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Poor Flayon...

>> No.42410594

>>42410532
ToT

>> No.42410600

>>42410467
token bettel drawanon please

>> No.42410604

>>42410571
No, I want it unloaded. I want to see him flail trying to reassemble it.

>> No.42410612

>Drunk
>A beer
He really is another Magni

>> No.42410622

>>42410560
Axel

>> No.42410627

>>42410589
>Not a member

>> No.42410629

>>42410571
Yes.

>> No.42410649

>>42410627
its Flays chat, dingus

>> No.42410655

>hakka is a crybaby spic
HOLY SHIT BETTEL

>> No.42410658

>>42410627
In Flay's chat.

>> No.42410660

>>42410612
don't u understand, 5% is 5% too much alcohol

>> No.42410661

why is this loser on the verge of tears
I wanna pamper him so bad

>> No.42410664

>cutely walking his fingers across the table
im kiss him

>> No.42410670

now he’s just being cute

>> No.42410673

Scorned male reaction

>> No.42410674

>>42410461
not the point of the fanart but magni looks so pretty here

>> No.42410676

wtf shy gap moe

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>>42410546
>>42410559
Now kiss

>> No.42410699

>>42410467
I need failtop Betsy art please

>> No.42410706

>>42410587
>>42410589
>>42410593
the power of shota...

>> No.42410708

>>42410536
Yeah, I've got a box of Honey Nut Chex here and they're corn-based.

>> No.42410730

>>42410504
It's probably just the gloves. Cheap leather gloves have real stubby finger pockets. Not even sure if they are Costco gloves because I have the same issue with mine.

>> No.42410734

I think mane-san bonked him for the spine breaking joke

>> No.42410741

>>42410706
BUT FLAYON IS NOT A SHOTA AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42410747

>>42410679
no why is this art cute i hate it

>> No.42410759

>that was epic
he says this as he puts his clothes back on

>> No.42410774

>>42410741
Ok, correction then:
Poor shounen

>> No.42410776

>>42410741
>denial
he is anon, there is nothing you can do about it

>> No.42410783

I want him to play those card escape room games

>> No.42410793

Do membership only streams get saved as VODs?
Could I join in a few months and watch the back catalog of old membership streams?

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the new stars management without shinove is really forcing them to have a membership stream quota

jesus christ

>> No.42410807

>>42410759
that's some mori "shoot your goo my dude" type of stuff

>> No.42410816

I want to member flayon NOW

>> No.42410815

this nigger makes you want to bully him, but his retardation is also endearing in a twisted way

>> No.42410828

>>42410793
yes as long as it's not unarchived to begin with or gets bonked

>> No.42410830

>>42410793
yes they are saved

>> No.42410840

>>42410793
95% of the time yes

>> No.42410845

>>42410783
>card escape room
What?

>> No.42410855

>>42410796
Anon, EN management and StarsJP management aren't the same thing

>> No.42410858

based finger guns

>> No.42410864

he's so cute with his fingers I'M GONNA YUME AAAA

>> No.42410874

STOP DOING THE SILLY FINGER GUNS YOU FREAK I'LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU

>> No.42410888

I'm 100% convinced that Bettel is the lovechild of Magni and Jerma. Magni just stole Jerma's DNA and made Bettel

>> No.42410893

THE STUTTERING IM GOING TO BUST

>> No.42410899

Absolute chaos

>> No.42410907

>>42410888
tofu arms

>> No.42410912

bettel is the type of man to finger gun at you after sex

>> No.42410914
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42410914

Now that we've gone through all of Tempus VG's membership celebration stream, what did you think of them?
Which is your favorite, most memorable moment in your opinion?
Who's did you already member and at what tier?
Rate them from best to worst?

>> No.42410923

HIS PHONE FELL
SECRET ENDING
>I li-
>i lov-
>goodbye
BASED CLOWN

>> No.42410928

I WANT TO SEX THE CLOWN

>> No.42410935

>I like-- I love-- goodbye

>> No.42410936

>>42410888
and uyu

>> No.42410943

>>42410912
and then he trips as he goes to grab a towel

>> No.42410948

>I li-- I uh, I lo-- Uh, goodbye.

I'm going to marry this clown.

>> No.42410958

>>42410840
There was a Magni's membership vod that lost a couple minutes due to copyright issues, wasn't there?

>> No.42410963

"i like- i love- goodbye" my heart....

>> No.42410976

This tsundere clown arc...cute

>> No.42410995

>>42410914
Hakka's was chill, Bettel's was chaotic as always, weirdly Shinri's schizo rant was my favorite one, or at least it was the one I found most entertaining.

>> No.42411000

>>42410914
>Now that we've gone through all of Tempus VG's membership celebration stream

>> No.42411006

>>42410914
Are you stupid or just baiting?

>> No.42411009
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>Membership stream, making his first taco
>"Jesticles" was approved
>Has a water taste test, correctly identifies the Fiji water
>Brian came home, Jerry in shambles
>Forgot to season the ground beef
>Adds the entire Fiji water and seasoning to it, looks like soup
>Mixes and cooks it, almost burns, has to strain it, somehow comes out ok
>Fumbles around with the knife chopping up ingredients
>Eats a 350k scoville pepper, starts choking on it, can barely handle the heat
>Almost gets doxxed by a spoon
>Didn't cook the shell, wanted to microwave it
>Takes a bite, there were more pepper seeds in it, says he hates it
>Got a fucking TACO Piñata, starts BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF IT, took him more strikes than the average 8 year old kid to open it
>The Piñata had milkbones in it, he pretends to eat one
>He also bought an additional 10 pounds of dog treats, he doesn't own a dog (Phantom doesn't count)
>Has existential menhera breakdown
>Threatens to break our spines if we don't show up to Flayon's membership stream tomorrow
>Snaps dog treat like a baby
>Ran out of content to do with 10 minutes left
>Starts stalling for time
>EATS A DOG TREAT FOR REAL THIS TIME
>It tastes like salty Chex cereal
>Jokes about watching Cats the musical for all of his membership streams
>Gives a thumbs-up sideways
>Knocks over his phone before the stream ends

THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

>> No.42411020

RAPE THE STREAM

>> No.42411021

>>42410958
probably, not a magmite
but i believe it
t. poor vestie anon

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>>42410914
>Now that we've gone through all of Tempus VG's membership celebration stream
>all of

>> No.42411033

I have class tmr so probably can't catch Flay's stream live. :(

>> No.42411042

HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHERE DO I FIND IDIOTS LIKE THIS

>> No.42411047

>>42410855
Anon, Robechan is fucking using his membership properly. Do you know how bad things have to be for that to be the case?

>> No.42411053

>>42410912
>>42410759
>>42410532
>>42410467
yumes, are you ok?

>> No.42411055
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he's got beef with YOU

>> No.42411059

Shinri had my least favorite debut but my favorite membership stream, surprising

>> No.42411063

>>42410914
Those 3 are great, probably better than HQ's, which were carried by Magni and Nowa.
Flayon should also be fun if he's going with what I think he's going with.

>> No.42411071

>>42410914
Shinri was my fav

>> No.42411105

Fuck, I was looking forward to Flayon the most.
Let me member the shota

>> No.42411107

>>42410914
I'll be frank and say I didn't care about Hakka at all. His stream today made me join T3 it was so good and because I really enjoy cocking streams.
Shinri was surprisingly hilarious to me so I joined T2 and the clown was great so I joined T3.

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>>42410759
Okay this actual got a genuine laugh out of me what the fuck, I can hear him saying it

>> No.42411120

>>42411055
Not just any beef, but tasteless unseasoned beef.

>> No.42411124

Magni, since Flayon is not streaming tonight can you play some cheeky guerrilla Fortnite with the bois?

>> No.42411130

>>42410914
I got sweet crying Hermanito, that's all I needed and more.

>> No.42411135

>>42411009
Oh hey, I gues you can watch during this hour, greentext anon.

>> No.42411141

Does anyone know where Bettel got his ending screen OST? I can't find it in Dova syndrome ; ;

>> No.42411147

TSUNDERE CLOWN KINO
I NEED TO MARRY HIM NOW

>> No.42411151

>>42411020
The more pathetic Bettel becomes, the more I love him/10

>> No.42411156

I need to find a turkish vpn

>> No.42411165

Goddamn it, I was looking forward to Shinri's the most and I slept through it. At least I can watch the VOD, I guess.

>> No.42411182

>>42411165
anon...

>> No.42411194

>>42411124
he already said that he'd only stream Fortnite with at least 2 streams in between

>> No.42411201

>>42411165
Make sure to check his twitter after.

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>>42411165
>At least I can watch the VOD

>> No.42411216

>>42411107
I, too, enjoy cocking streams, but what tier do you have to be to see this from Tempus??

>> No.42411217
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I am unironically becoming yume for this stupid fucking clown.

>> No.42411224

>>42411165
Good morning, did you at least have a nice dream?

>> No.42411227

the only reason i cant invest on battelcoins is bc everything he does feels scripted like why he feels like hes faking it

>> No.42411232

>>42410796
honestly?
Good, they should have at least 1 member stream a week.

>> No.42411242
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42411242

Shinree > Pepe Silvia /10
Haka > hot chocy /10
Bettle > godbless / 10
Flay > ToT / 10

>> No.42411249

>>42410914
>when Shinri's schizo rant started making sense
that was kino

>> No.42411256

>>42411124
Tarkov instead then. Or Apex.
Let Flayon join so he's not stressed out.

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>>42411135
Yeah my work is not an issue for late streams on weekends.

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>>42411020
>RAPE THE STREAM

I'm not gonna rape the stream but I'm the verge of raping this clown

>> No.42411285

RATE CELEBRATIONS
and hopes for the poor flay

>> No.42411302

Gonna pop my membership cherry for Flay. Maybe even drop a couple gifts. Maybe become his oil baron. The savior fag instincs are too strong...

>> No.42411301

imagine telling Bettel you are pregnant after yet another failed attempt at sex where he fucks up the condom placement and cum on your labia by accident
>imagine him getting terrified and stuttering asking what to do while almost fainting
>imagine you start to laugh as he almost gets an heart attack thinking about how much health insurance will be
>image telling him it was actually just a joke as you are on the pill
>imagine his face going pale and him trying to force a wavering smile as he acts like he's relieved
>imagine caching him secretly crying in the bathroom alone because he actually wanted little Jerry...

>> No.42411305

>>42411227
it's loosely scripted, he does bits. his humor is arc based

>> No.42411308

>>42411053
Getting everything we wanted, we're doing great.

>> No.42411316

>>42411224
Sadly no. Hilariously, I woke up exactly when Shinri's finished though, so there's that...Ah, proof that I'm a true Tempura.

>> No.42411314

Shinri’s stream was shockingly kino.

>> No.42411328

>>42411217
You're one of us now, sister. Welcome to the circus, here's your complimentary clown nose

>> No.42411334

>>42411301
yume, are you okay?

>> No.42411346
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42411346

with Oga coming out and saying that management has put new protocols and regulations on Stars as a whole and giving them mandatory quotas such as mengens once a week, maybe that is what Axel was referring to the entire time as "permanent changes youre gonna notice"

>> No.42411357

im going to numberfag. it's a shame flayon menshi open stream got pushed back. would've really benefited from a bettel raid, cuz numbers and probably there were probably a fair amount of nijisisters who're into flayon's sort of thing.

>> No.42411359

>>42411302
i wrote this...

>> No.42411360

>>42411328
thank you. honk honk.

>> No.42411373

>>42411301
The real bit is that you'd actually really be pregnant and you were just double pranking him and the positive pregnancy test would be a baby pinata it would take him 80 hits to break. Inside is nothing but positive pregnancy tests.

>> No.42411388

>>42411302
my broke ass wants to do this for real....

>> No.42411395

>>42411217
Where do I find men like that irl? Dude so has a gf

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WTF?
This slut is your mom?

>> No.42411408

>>42411328
Do you happen to have any spare noses? I think I need one too.

>> No.42411411

>>42411227
it does feel like it, it really takes some skill to act like a stupid mess, my hat to him if thats the case

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>>42411301
cute... i think he would be a good dad even if he constantly fucks up. he tries his best.

>> No.42411443

>>42411227
acting out an improvisational skit isn't faking anything

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>>42411301

>> No.42411461

>>42411334
never

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>>42411401
i love my slutty autistic mama!!!!

>> No.42411468

>>42411357
it won't have be as high but bettel has a timeslot 3 hrs before his membership stream tomorrow so hopefully they'll time it so he can get raided by that.... i feel bad for him ;__;

>> No.42411470

>>42411346
What, that should be the standard though. At least make it regular even if biweekly, people are paying for that.
Without that kind of ultimatum you'll get Roberu instead.

>> No.42411520

>>42411373
kek, based

>> No.42411538

>>42411395
the real answer is going to your local anime/gaming conventions, larping circles, or game stores. The most pitiful men are probably incel weebs or gamers. Godspeed, yume.

>> No.42411544

>>42411063
>Flayon should also be fun if he's going with what I think he's going with.
He's just doing the voice over though right?

>> No.42411567

>>42410914
i got t2 memberships to shinri and hakka and was gifted bettel's.

favorite was shinri's, ridiculoud bit entertaining. bettel's was predictable/what i expected but also funny. hakka i have mixed feelings about because he's talented and sweet but i feel like he menshi/sc baits too much, i get that he needs the money and all the guys do to some extent but i don't want to feel guilt tripped every 10 minutes of his stream.

>> No.42411569

>>42411346
Why would that make him sad Axel always did membership stuff pretty regularly and he isn’t exactly lacking in members

>> No.42411573

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1622085561384308742

>> No.42411574

>>42411227
I mean, it's not like he denies it. I like that he basically acknowledges at the end of streams like the candy and taco ones that he's not actually that much of an idiot and he planned specific bits out to make things funnier.

>> No.42411575

>>42410461
Cu... cute ToT source?

>> No.42411581

>>42411470
his once a month of streams that are at the end of the month....

>> No.42411598

>>42411357
If you want to truly numberfag
What they need to do is to do a stream that pulls in big numbers before Flayon's Membership stream tomorrow, so he can have the same momentum

>> No.42411601

>>42411538
But all the incel nerds I meet are boring, not funny and pathetic.

>> No.42411613

>>42411227
You don't get it, anon.
If he acted all that he'd the best kayfabe chuuba ever. If he did all that through incompetence he'd be the best clown trainwreck ever.
Either way he's top tier amazing. The correct answer is he's in the middle.

>> No.42411648

>>42411047
Ah you meant only JP my bad, yeah, things are really rough for JP

>> No.42411654

>>42411567
i feel the same way about hakka but ngl i can understand as a fellow third worlder lmao

>> No.42411667

>>42411227
It's half acted half real and he's not good at the acting parts like the handcam streams because it's too obvious he's acting.

>> No.42411675
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https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxpAa4hDWg1TE9zDIl4SQ3lIWtq0ZQ_a33
So it was something with YT then?

>> No.42411683

>>42411227
Hes entertaining now, but i dont think he can keep this up. Atleast he's enjoyable on collabs too, his solo streams are too much for me.

>> No.42411684

>>42411601
you need to look harder. all of the pathetic men i have ever known have been incel gamer anime freaks. you just have to find ones that arent misogynistic.

>> No.42411692

>>42411227
A lot of his bits are scripted and he leans heavily into the idiot character, but the rare moments when he's genuinely flustered or heartfelt feel all the more special
t. bettelyume

>> No.42411694

>>42411601
Really?
because when the virgins the virgins I hang out with are all hilarious for some reason, but we also have a strict rule of no women allowed in our group.

>> No.42411732

>>42411684
>you just have to find ones that arent misogynistic
That seems borderline impossible

>> No.42411737

>>42411684
>have to find ones that arent misogynistic
its over

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>>42411395
find out where nerds play D&D in your local town and look out for the Bills

>> No.42411741

>>42411601
exactly don't bother with any of them, stay a yume.

>> No.42411743

>>42411667
It's kind of like wrestling to me, where you know it's scripted and you can predict the endings, but you watch to see how they get there and what surprises they'll pull out along the way

>> No.42411763

>>42411684
yumes who are into pathetic men are playing on the hardest difficulty...

>> No.42411785

>>42411573
mindbroken mama...

>> No.42411814

>>42411302
i want to kidnap flay and make him live with me in my tiny ass apartment. i will support him on my 50k salary and we will live a poor but happy life.

>> No.42411860

>>42411675
He totally pulled an Axel

>> No.42411873

Bettel would be so bad in a good way in sex roleplay...

>> No.42411887

>>42411675
maybe he changed something last minute like Axel and have to go through another day to get youtube approval.

>> No.42411902

>>42411732
>>42411737
>>42411763
unironically some men are fixable. You just need to be a kind, consistent, supportive force in their life. Some definitely cant tho so make sure to choose wisely. You need to know which are domesticable and which arent.

>> No.42411934

>>42411401
That's Eren Jaeger.

>> No.42411938

>>42411902
You can not fix anything.

>> No.42411963

>>42411902
>You need to know which are domesticable and which arent.
its over for me its over im gonna be single for life

>> No.42411964

Shinri should do this again, that was entertaining

>> No.42411973

>>42411902
>You need to know which are domesticable and which arent
Any tips on how to differentiate them?

>> No.42411976

>>42411902
>You need to know which are domesticable and which arent
How do I find that out? Throw dog treats at them and check if they approach to sniff my hand?

>> No.42411989

>>42411873
>i'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!

>> No.42412019

>>42411683
Bro, your Magni? Your Roberu?
They'll just invent new things, or when it's downtime find things to make fun of from chat or the game. You haven't watched clown streamers if that's your concern.

>> No.42412022

>>42411902
that sounds like a horrible plan, to deal with some retard while being as kind as possible in hopes they are somehow cured is a recipe to becoming a battered wife

>> No.42412051

>>42411964
This, crazy conspiracy man is a good keyfab for him.

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Sisters you're starting to scare me

>> No.42412083

I've got beef with Bettel
his overlay is shit, he should stop using it for gameplay streams

>> No.42412089

>>42411902
Thanks for the advice anon. I'd really like to find a boyfriend someday, but for now, I'm happy being a yume for the clown and staying delusional

>> No.42412113

>>42412077
*throws dog treat at and waits*

>> No.42412119

Do I need a turkish address to pay for memberships in funny currencies

>> No.42412120

>>42412083
HE FUCKING BOILED HIS TACO BEEF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42412138

>>42411976
...that might work

>> No.42412144

>>42412083
I also have beef with Bettel. That whore is stealing my wife(male).

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>>42411964
>>42412051
this took on a whole new meaning

>> No.42412168

>>42411976
Feed him a dog treat and if he likes it he's already a perfect Bettel #2

>> No.42412208

>>42412144
>not just going for a threesome with your wife (male) and the clown

>> No.42412219

>>42411964
he should do a jekyll and hyde with this kind of thing. say crazy shit in one stream and call chat crazy in the next stream for bringin it up kek

>> No.42412239

>>42412144
I have beef with Magni for stealing MY husband and keeping him up late playing Fortnite. We should form an alliance anon...

>> No.42412245

>>42411973
>>42411976
It's important to know why they dislike women, and how much. If its just a knee-jerk reaction, its probably social conditioning and can be remedied by occasionally gently challenging those ideas. If he seeks out misogynistic content, that's a point where its too far and not worth going after. If it's because he's had shitty experiences with women previously, you can try to remedy that by not giving him a shitty experience. It's something that you really can only know through trial and error, and picking up on their general vibe. A lot of men don't mean to be misogynists, they're just raised in a society that is, and internalize that.

>> No.42412256

>>42412144
>Not having multiple wives(male)
This poster is not Rio

>> No.42412260

>>42412219
SHINRI, IF YOU ARE HERE DO THIS PLEASE

>> No.42412292

>messing with incels
That’s how you get beheaded

>> No.42412298

>>42412245
this is a battered wife if ive ever seen it

>> No.42412312

>>42412256
Rio is such a chad, I wish I were him

>> No.42412314

>>42412089
ganbatte, yumeanon. i believe in you. it can be tricky, but be patient.

>> No.42412329

>>42412245
sister... get out.

>> No.42412331

>>42412245
are you male?

>> No.42412347
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In case any of you are curious.

I was never here.

>> No.42412384

>>42412331
no, but i have many male friends. it genuinely just is social conditioning. some can be saved, some cannot.

>> No.42412388

>>42412298
I don't think so, that anon doesn't seem like a vestie

>> No.42412404

You know what, I think there might be more bettel-likes in theater kid circles. At least those are not misogynistic, I'll look there.

>> No.42412409

>>42412347
at least mamas gonna make 3k per month...

>> No.42412413

42412347
>numberfagging

>> No.42412443

>>42412388
anon... i hate to break it to you... ves is in fact my kamioshi

>> No.42412444

>>42411964
>>42412219
SHINRI ONEGAI

>> No.42412463

>>42412404
SISTER DON'T DO IT IT'S NOT WORTH IT THEY'LL ALL SPIRAL INTO DEPRESSION BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN ENTERTAINMENT AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

>> No.42412494

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1622089535680139265
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1622089535680139265
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1622089535680139265

>> No.42412500

>>42412347
honestly the difference is not as big as i was expecting. i just hope that flayon doesn't lag behind too much. it really really sucks that his stream had to be pushed back. i know that we shouldnt worry about him because he's probably doing better than he would be otherwise just by being in tempus, but i feel bad for him.

>> No.42412504

>>42412245
I hate women because women are structurally privileged in so many ways that reinforce bullshit lies and give them infinite get out of jail free cards. I can not trust a woman. Statistically it is wrong to ever trust a woman. I would rather fuck Machina X Flayon. Please undastando.

>> No.42412505

>>42412409
more like 1-1.5k after yt and cover's cuts.... that's not too bad tho

>> No.42412511

Truth is, you can't resonate with Vesper unless you dislike females in some way or another.

>> No.42412513

>>42412443
Anonchama please, you know you deserve better than this.

>> No.42412514

>>42412494
WHAT IS THAT AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>> No.42412537

>>42412443
Makes sense, please never give other women advice again.

>> No.42412539

>>42412404
>theatre kid
you'll also find more flays

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>>42412494

>> No.42412549

>>42412504
anon please take your pills

>> No.42412552

>>42412463
>THEY'LL ALL SPIRAL INTO DEPRESSION BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN ENTERTAINMENT
... fuck that's perfect actually

>> No.42412558

>>42412494
A FAT FUCK

>> No.42412567

>>42412494
WHATS THAT AHHHH

>> No.42412573

>>42412219
the jekyll and hyde zatsus has to be random too so the people won't know if they're going to get a jekyll or a hyde one

>> No.42412577

>>42412463
>I can save him

>> No.42412591

>>42412504
>he doesn't know

>> No.42412593

Bettel unironically making femcels want to leave the house so they can find their own clown boyfriend has to be the funniest shit I've seen all week

>> No.42412603

He's already talking to me

>> No.42412616

>>42412537
im right and you know it

>> No.42412626

>>42412494
HE IS ABOUT TO GET CORRECTED AIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42412641

>>42412463
I mean, you are just increasing the appeal when you put it like that

>> No.42412650

>>42412539
a flay boyfriend is fine tok because if he ever gets too nosy you just have to medicate him. with sex.

>> No.42412651

>>42412593
You didn't know Bettehead have a lot of married women and women with fiances?

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>>42411055

>> No.42412689

>>42412651
Damn, so it is true, cheating really is second nature to the other sex.

>> No.42412691

>>42412494
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE machichan is so hardworking... im going to kill susan.

>> No.42412693

>>42412539
Flay actually seems like he'd be a great boyfriend though?

>> No.42412699

>>42412616
No you are not, you sound like you are going to end up in a abusive relationship.

>> No.42412716

>>42412409
he has been making a decent amount in superchats every stream. he will be fine

>> No.42412735

>>42412500
i think flay's stream getting delayed might help him desu, there's probably at least a couple people who'll member him out of pity

>> No.42412755

>>42412616
yeah how's that working out for you sis

>> No.42412759

>>42412539
Is that a bad thing?

>> No.42412772

>>42412593
the cure to a femcel is an extremely pathetic and goofy guy. i thought this was a known fact.

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42412800

so fucking close...

>> No.42412815

>>42412651
and? it's just a fictional 2D cartoon boyfriend. next you'll say married people shouldnt consume any romance stories

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>>42411227
I know it's a bit but I think it's a good bit.

>> No.42412846

>>42412693
Yeah. He's a people-pleaser.

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>>42412693
His test result says so too

>> No.42412877

People are starting to get their plastics... COVER! Give them to me! I need to lick the Bettel stand! (My other tempus stands will be arranged neatly on the shelf, so I want them to come too.)

>> No.42412899

>>42412815
I'm not saying that as a bad thing?

>> No.42412908

>>42412755
not bad. you just have to avoid the men who actually call themselves incels and vet them. i've made a lot of good friends that way.

>> No.42412922

>>42412693
he seems like he has it together despite his weirdness. also he's fit as fuck and has absurd stamina based on that ringfit stream....

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>>42412772
>pathetic and goofy guy
THE PERFECT MAN

>> No.42412935

Aaaaah gender wars. Home.....

>> No.42412951

>>42412735
i hope so, i know i am

>> No.42412968

>>42412927
He has a son though...

>> No.42412986

>>42412927
kek

>> No.42413003

I JUST WANT TO HUG A PATHETIC MALE WHILE HE SOBS IN MY ARMS WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GET

>> No.42413009

>>42412927
Im going to be honest with you anon. him in the extremely goofy movie? i would smash.

>> No.42413012

>>42412908
>people call themselves incels
What the. American?

>> No.42413033

>>42413009
Magni...

>> No.42413039

>>42412899
ah i meant to respond to the anon replying to you, sorry

>> No.42413059

>>42412927
I mean. Im not a furry but...

>> No.42413064

i feel bad enough for flay that i wanna cancel my netflix so i can tier3 him tomorrow lmao......... why does he trigger my savior complex???? im broke as fuck anons

>> No.42413113

>>42413064
he's extremely cute and passionate and trying his best. he's like a magnet for saviorfags

>> No.42413131

>>42413064
Why are you even subscribed to Netflix

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>>42413064
You should cancel Netflix anyway

>> No.42413155

>>42413064
Please do it. The kid deserves the help.

>> No.42413172
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>>42413009
>>42413059

>> No.42413186

>>42413145
Ugly

>> No.42413205

>>42412968
Perfect. That means I don't need to go through the whole pregnancy just to fulfill his dream of having a son. And his son is already grown up by now, no need to babysit.

>> No.42413219

>>42412908
i can make friends too, you know thats not what im asking

>> No.42413220

>>42413064
Unsubscribe from Netflix. It's not worth it. Pirate.

>> No.42413228

>>42413186
:(

>> No.42413252
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>>42413186

>> No.42413260

>>42413064
I quit smoking for machi. My cigarette money belongs to him now. A soul for a soul.

>> No.42413291

>>42413252
I recognize this reference

>> No.42413293

(You) will supoort Flay not out of pity, but because (You) genuinely enjoy him and the content he offers!

>> No.42413303

>>42413260
How much money is that exactly?
t. non smoker

>> No.42413305

>>42413252
that's his vinegar stroke

>> No.42413330

>>42413186
rich coming from you magni

>> No.42413338

>>42413260
>the fact that Xe even smokes at all in the first place

>> No.42413337

>>42413293
Well...

>> No.42413342

>>42413293
nah I just wanna support flay because he hits the horny buttons the right way

>> No.42413353

>>42413293
lol

>> No.42413361

>>42413303
NTA but definitely more than a T2 per month.

>> No.42413369

>>42413293
i'm gonna hand it to him, the kid made a good cover

>> No.42413393

>>42413293
this is actually true I look forward to what he has planned for menshi

>> No.42413403

>>42413293
Then I guess I won't KEK

>> No.42413412

>>42413303
I would smoke about 5 cigarettes daily, and there are 20 in a pack which costs a bit under 10$. More than enough for a few memberships.

>> No.42413427

>>42413293
Well, yes. And also because he makes me horny.

>> No.42413451

Rrat: Flay fucked up on purpose to get the pity bucks

>> No.42413467

>>42413412
Good job anon! I bet supporting the boys and enjoying extra content makes you happier than smoking in the long run!

>> No.42413466

>>42413293
sorry but i have tried my best as an altventurer because it's clear leader really likes him, but i sincerely can't enjoy any aspect of his streams... but i will get a pity membership and hope his content improves in the future.

>> No.42413470

>>42413427
please tell me you are an actual woman...

>> No.42413472

>>42413293
I hope he does ASMR
I'm getting dangerously close to going yume for Flayon.

>> No.42413492

>>42413470
I'm transgender, sorry to break your immersion.

>> No.42413504

>>42413470
I don't want to disappoint you anon

>> No.42413511

Rrat: Flay fucked up on purpose to embarrass bettel and make his stream funnier

>> No.42413542

Did you all apologize to Vesper?

>> No.42413547

Apparently there's going to be a JPxEN DBD collab with the folllowing members:
Rio, Miyabi, Altare, Axel, and Hakka
source: >>42413444

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>>42413451
That's some spicy rrat

>> No.42413567

Rrat: Flay fucked up on purpose to be like his oshi Vesper

>> No.42413579

>>42413542
i dont have to apologize because i never doubted him

>> No.42413583

>>42413492
It's good to recognize that you are a tranny and not a woman

>> No.42413589

How is this thread not dead yet?
Anyway, clips of Bettelkaraoke just because. Excuse the Youtube because I can't be bothered.
>Creep
https://youtu.be/vWCuiE03-zo
>Smooth
https://youtu.be/SOBBaEOHsI8
>Supermassive Blackhole
https://youtu.be/6Q75Xa-jbGU

>> No.42413593

>>42413547
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42413595

>>42413547
shiny spicy!

>> No.42413601

>>42412404
God speed, I hope you enjoy your life of endless drama and never ending headaches by choosing to deal with theater weirdos willingly.

>> No.42413603

>>42413547
sasuga leader I knew he would be there

>> No.42413605

>>42413547
>altare axel hakka
hell yes

>> No.42413608

>>42413293
>>42413342
both of these are correct

>> No.42413643

>>42413547
No Temma...

>> No.42413644

>>42413589
its habbening... the yume is overtaking me

>> No.42413645

i am horny for the bird he knows what he's doing

>> No.42413646

>>42413547
Wooooo~! That's a sexy line-up

>> No.42413654

>>42413451
unironically, have you seen my poor boy's ccv? shameful

>> No.42413682

>>42413547
oh jesus shiny spicy spic is real

>> No.42413686

>>42413547
nice nice

>> No.42413687

>>42413547
>will join this but not ollie’s apex
leader…

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>> No.42413719

>>42413547
>No Magni
>Has Rio
Chupadobros... it's over...

>> No.42413725

>>42413687
He's too based

>> No.42413730

>>42413643
Tenchan said months ago that DBD wasn't fun for him anymore.

>> No.42413736

>>42413687
watch streams

>> No.42413738

I WILL become Flayon's oil baron! I WILL groom him into becoming my boywife!

>> No.42413751

Where the hell is the skribbleio bros...

>> No.42413756

>>42413687
Let him be.

>> No.42413770

>>42413293
i can do both anon

>> No.42413782

>>42413730
He HATES Tempus, I get it.

>> No.42413793

>>42413738
you are going to be competing against leader

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