/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i feel bad for ryan gosling having his name and likeness associated with retards on the internet

no

in a very very extremely slim chance encounter yes

>>4240411
I'm sure super famous millionaire Hollywood actor is doing just fine, anon

>>4240358
I honestly don't know how to talk to women. So i wouldn't ask my oshi out, also she's probably bi and dating bi girls is just a bad idea all around and i don't want lgbt stuff in my life.

>>4240358
Holy shit dude we went on dates at the same place?

>>4240525
Aw man not fair, why is your date cuter than mine :(

>>4240358
I think if two people of the opposite sex spend enough time together they'll either end up loving each other or hating each other, most falling in love.

>>4240507
>don't want lgbt stuff in my life
>watches vtubers all day long
anonchama....

>>4240507
In modern times is better to just accept that all girls are bisexual, anon. 90% of the women I know either just say it right away or at least they have had sex with another woman at some point in their lives

>>4240618
what if the two people were you and your mom

>>4240747
Strangely enough, the chances are higher.

>>4240624
There's degrees of separation anon. I like some Oscar Wilde stories, doesn't mean i wanna hang out with gay people.

>>4240673
That's probably more to do with who you hang out with. Anyway i don't wanna accept it, i rather be alone than be with someone i feel uncomfortable being with.

>>4240786
bro wtf...

>wanting to date a japanese woman

>>4240673
That's not true, also all the LGBT shit is mostly a western thing. White people helped push it worlwide.

>>4240950
Can't be any worse than a western woman.

>>4240525
This is ver 2

>>4240950
>not wanting to date a japanese woman
just say you're gay

>>4241120
that's a man

If what she says about her type of man is true, I can get at absolute minimum a second date.

>pekora
>date would be at her house, where her introverted nature wouldn't be much of a presence
>bring ingredients, cook her favorite food and teach her how to cook it
>basically act like a father figure, from her dependant nature
>share a bottle of wine after the meal
>carry her to her bedroom after she has too much to drink
>kiss her before leaving
>wait for text/call

>>4241120
What reasons do you have besides they look cute

>>4240358
It would start out smooth and nice but then after a while I'd inevitably do a hard swerve into ranting about the Jews, Evola and cyclical time interspersed with allusions to arcane religious and mythological traditions and sprinkle it with thinly veiled allusions to my perverse sexual longings.

I doubt Gura would be caught by such bait. Unless she paradoxically finds it fascinatingly odd. I DID once woo a girl by proudly equating my zeal for her with Hitler's advance into Poland, but I was much younger then.

>>4241012
Thank you nekko

>>4241245
You don't really need another reason for approaching a women.

>>4241219
based.
Also I strongly believe any guy who can cook and also teach someone else how to cook something, is always a nice bet for any girl

>>4241245
They don't fuck dogs like white women and a lot of Japanese girls hate ntr.

>>4240358
My oshi has no interest in guys and is already in a relationship...

I might be able to snag Rushia

Sure my ears while bleed after I'm done plowing her all night, but I think I have what it takes

>>4240358
probably not, I'd rather use the date day and magical money to let her meet up with her genmates so they can have an unfortgettable day.

Gura is more my daughteru/imoto-oshi.

Literary every Holo is out of your league. Do you fags think just because a women likes anime or is asian suddenly her standards drop?

>>4241277
based

>>4241245
This question makes no fucking sense. Like what else is there to say as to why you prefer a specific race over any other? It always comes down to looks.
You won't ever see a nigga say "I love black girls because of their strong dominant personality and weird accent", they just go "Black bitches have big asses" and that's it.

>>4240786
based alabama resident.

>>4241277
>mah jews
>mah evola
White faggot cringe. You guys can't even do right wing without being cringe. Have some self pride, if you can you being white and all.

>>4241219
>waiting for Pekora to text or call

ngmi....

>>4241364
>Do you fags think just because a women likes anime or is asian suddenly her standards drop?
Nah, any fat woman always has low standards unless she's a feminist with an unbearable personality.
And there are a lot of fat women that happen to be famous vchubas, so...

I would honestly date a girl like Haachama. I like how she is a spontaneous airhead and her Engrish is cute

>>4241464
not in hololive

>>4241424
I'm not American and your opinions on the topic do not interest me since they are unrelated to European views on these things. There is no shared experience on them.

>>4241367
It is what it is.

>>4241500
>not in hololive
oh you poor thing

>>4241500
Anon please...

>>4241290
Might as well just get hooker

>>4240358
take korone to a WW2 faction rally

>>4241546
>I'm not American
Even worse, get the fuck out of my face.

>>4241424
found the libtard

>>4241307
Don't jap women cheat more than burger women?

>>4241633
Anon you do know men approach women when they find them attractive. This is not some strange behavior.

>>4241673
I think Korone would be genuinely fascinated if you were to take her to one of those weird nerdy war-recreation-event-things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCuHU6ll-io

>>4241734
Don't ever call me a liberal again you self hating, wojack posting piece of shit. You can shove your commie shit right up your dick, you stupid fuck.

>>4241364
this

>>4241699
You always had the option of keeping quiet and scrolling past my post Anon. You chose not to. You are the source of your own problem.

I am Nene's fetish and she would find my total refusal to learn Japanese to be hot. I give it decent odds.

>>4240358
I am a simple man who goes straight to the point.
If I like a girl I ask her out. If she says no, its over.
No women is worth spending time convincing to like you back.

>>4241993
This is already implying she said yes to the first date, anon

>>4241993
A car thats clean and not full of shit is a lot more enticing to buy than the same car covered in dirt, dust, and filled with trash. Same with people.

>>4241500
Poruka.....

>>4242050
lmao wtf are you trying to say

>>4240358
No, but I'd try.

>>4242033
Well convincing them for a second date then.
What I mean is I would be myself, instead of trying my hardest to make them like me.
If my oshi doesnt like me how I am then I would be sad but still better than convincing her, and later on she ends up cheating on me with a man she actually likes.

>>4242209
He's saying people should shower more.

whoooooo boy
>Sui-chan
>I'm a fat neckbeard
Assuming in this scenario I actually speak passable JP (I don't, I don't do my reps) I guess I take her out to one of they BBQ joints where you cook your food at the table. Karaoke, hit all the usual JP date shite. Hope my Scottish accented japanese can carry me through. Get her extremely drunk and hope she gets handsy.

>>4241633
>Hookers
>Attractive
Only on TV

>>4241813
easy there libtard, don't get sand in your vagina

>>4242528
You would also need to make noticably more money than her to get her attention. Suisei has stated that she would rather be independently wealthy than rely on someone else's paycheck.

>>4242712
I've been to soaplands, anon, and they were for gaijins, aka, probably not even japanese girls

>>4243441
We are talking frok a western point of view, your average hooker does not look like what TV shows hookers look like. On TV every hooker looks like a supermodel.

>>4241364
sad but true!

>>4243441
Sorry to break it to you, but you very likely didn't go to a true soapland. Real soaplands are expensive and don't let foreigners in, regardless of how wealthy they are. You probably went to a pink house or hand club, which is more "accessible" to foreigners and employs non Japanese staff.

Nah, he said he's straight. So no chance there.

>>4240358
ill just show her my rare ogey and watamelon collection and she will surely fall head over heels for me.

>>4243686
>he said he's straight
So it's spaghetti until you fuck it in the ass with your raw 10 inch long cock, no pills, no lube, only the smell of semen and sweat

I'd take her to an arcade and play Tetris TGM in VS mode. I'd beat her, but not by too much (we'll have to go on a second date if she wants to try and beat me). Then we'd get yakiniku and go to a karaoke bar, before I walk her home once we start to get tired.
As far as desirable traits, I'm tall, skinny and a pretty good raconteur. I'm also a trained musician, so that could be a point of connection. Personality-wise, I'm initially quite cold but warm up to certain people; while it's not an exact match, she likes kuuderes and I'm quite close to that. The only hindrance would be that I don't know enough about some of her interests (EnSta, non-vtuber idols) to discuss them.
>>4242528
>spoiler
Sui-chan can't drink, because she's forever 18 and the Japanese drinking age is 20.

im just here to watch comfy content

I'm a fat ugly worthless loser. She wouldn't even talk to me.

>>4244443
>fat ugly worthless loser
You do know you could work on fixing several of those things if you really wanted to, right?

>>4241741
more japanese cheat in general
what else would happen when you marry out of obligation (though that's in decline) and barely know your significant other because one or both of you are occupied with work 14-16 hours per day
being so close but estranged is lonelier than being alone and breeds resentment

>>4241370
>You won't ever see a nigga say I love black girls
FTFY

>>4244439
Sorry can't have that

>>4240358
Love? No. Friendship? Maybe, depends on how much they like my personality.

Not a chance.

>>4240358
There's a bigger chance i manifest god like powers in order to protect earth from shadow creatures, than that.

>>4240358
>you can speak her (or his) language fluently
>you can choose anywhere to take her on a date
Under the assumption that I get that first date, then yes, I am confident that I could get my oshi's contact info and score a second date. Whether or not it'll work it I'm not sure, but I'm not a social retard and tend to hit it off really well with people. I'm more likely to land myself in the friendzone than ruin things because I'm way too passive when it comes to initiating relationships. Also
>chile in coffee
what

"I'm a 6'1" white man with six figures in the bank"
I think that opener should work wonders. They don't have to know the "I have no friends and live with my parents in the snowy wilderness away from civilization" part.

Don't most of the holos amount to nothing but autistic bumbling wrecks in social situations?
I've been with such a person once and it's pretty rough

>>4240358
We may both be fat but I know I still couldn't make it work.

>>4245452
>chile in coffee
Do your reps on Koone streams

>>4246202
If it requires jap reps, then I'll pass. I barely have enough time for my oshi.

>>4245463
>live with my parents in the snowy wilderness away from civilization
The living with your parents part can easily be ignored I'd say, given that a lot of people nowadays live with their parents because of how fucking expensive it is to live on your own.
And the part about living in a snowy wilderness away from civilization may actually be appealing to some holos

>>4245463
>I'm a 6'1" white man with six figures in the bank
That just screams, "I have no personality."

>>4246241
Nah, you can find a lot of clips in English where she talks about it since a lot of people ask her so often

>>4240358
my oshi is a huge westaboo so if I enable her darker urges it could happen

>>4246498
>her darker urges
niggerchama...

>>4246341
Good shit bro, I'll give it a look then

>>4246568
i need to keep blackedposting in mind, those aren't the exotic american animals she's looking for

>>4246241
It keeps her coffee hot.

>>4241741
Adultery in Japan is actually so endemic to their culture that it is perceived as normal. But that's what you get for creating a society of high stress, long work schedules and a family structure where only the man is expected to earn the family's keep.

If my oshi saw me looking at her on the street she'd probably be terrified or disgusted without me having to say a word, so no, it's hopeless.

I just throw money at her that I would've thrown at the girl in my life that I've never had, so it would've gone to waste anyway. Hopefully she uses it to live a happy life without me in it to make her distressed.

>>4248329
It's all about that self-improvement anon. Do it for your oshi. Be the man worthy of her hand.

>>4248784
Realistically that's not possible, you can't self-improve yourself into someone specific wanting you since by the time you've finally achieved your goal years down the line she'll have already progressed so far ahead of you in life that it's too late.

>>4240358
Not even in my dreams

your oshi didn't already force you to marry her?

>>4240358
Realistically no. I’ve never been popular with women and never had any luck with them, also I am bad at talking to women because I simply don’t understand them and what makes them tick. Also I’m not rich or handsome.

my oshi is japanese, i don't speak japanese.

>>4249083
>Realistically that's not possible
You've given up before you've even started. If I can do it, then you can too!

Realistically there are no chances for me but if I could I'd like to take my oshi fishing.

>>4250346
based fisherman

>>4241364
Yeah they're all rich as shit and have the adoration of thousands and thousands of men at all times. It's the old but true idolfag dillema : if you're into idols, idols are out of your league.

>>4241120
This is the result of extensive plastic surgery, bro.

>>4240358
Hard to say. I really like the Chama, and out of all of hololive she's definetly the one i'd love to have as a GF. I like people who don't take things (or themselves) too seriously. At the same time i feel like i'm too old for her? I'm 26 and she's 19. Feels like too big of a gap (though i know from experience that talking to younger girls is super easy). Alternatively, if it doesn't have to be romantic, i would LOVE to interview Luna. It has been a bit of an obcession of mine ever since i started watching hololive. I find her to be such an amazingly fascinating person, i would love to just ask about what makes her tick, what are her aspirations, how she interacts with people when she's not pretending to be a baby. Such an interesting individual.

>>4253049
>Bea
I think so. The real question is whether I should contain my autism for better chances.

>>4250346
what chuubas would enjoy fishing?

>>4240358
>Beatani
I guess so. The real question is whether should I contain my autism for better chances

>>4240358
>>4240525
This is two photos taken from opposite ends of the table. Koronene confirmed.

>>4240358
I'm an useless piece of shit yet I've been surprisingly liked during my life

I feel like I could become a dorky friend and that's good enough for me

>>4240358
she's a lesbian, so unlikely to say the least

>Ange
Yes

>>4240358
I wouldn't even try. She's like the light itself, I'm more of an oily puddle of dirt, clubbed into dank submission. She deserves so much better.
And I doubt I could make it work anyway, even though we share a lot of same interests and values. I'm too awkward and boring.
Being friends would be nice though.

>>4253645
>Fubuki
Add the fact that she's married

>>4240950
My oshi is american

You guys should listen to what Kiryu has to say on the matter.

I am actually going to find Polka, Haachama, or Towa in Japan. It would be so god damn easy and I will spend a month in Tokyo doing it. Consider their holes gaijin'd

in a very very extremely slim chance encounter no

Not today, but some day, yeah. That's what the reps are for.

>>4243898

Don’t kid yourself, anon, she’d kick your ass at Tetris. Your best bet is to pout and be the one demanding a rematch on the second date.

>>4240358
Absolutely. I'm a really great guy.

>>4254151
but i don't want a girl, i want a hag wife.

No

That's why they're idols

On one hand I’m fairly certain my oshi is desperately lonely and I’m pretty good with women. On the other hand I’m also fairly certain she’s legitimately a menhera lesbian.

>>4240950
But my oshi white woman

Watame.

Absolutely. One shot under any condition is all I need.

>>4240358
Absolutely not. There's no good sides of me and I don't deserve to be loved by my oshi. Anyway, I,m just not her type. I don't believe in love and I know that I wouldn't feel comfortable with any woman in my life, even with my oshi, and she wouldn't feel comfortable with me.

>>4240358
Well, I would try for sure. Remember the first rules to dating, anons.

>>4245463
the second part is based

>>4240358
No. I'm apparently on the better side of average looking at least according to my gay friends & make good money for my age yet am still an incel. Judging by that, I must be doing something totally wrong which I don't realize which I'm sure would turn her off

>>4240358
>Nene
Yeah easy, ignoring the fact we are already married. She seems like the type of person who enjoys walking around in nature or a zoo/aquarium and looking at the funny animals until her legs call it a day and I inevitably have to carry her ass home.

>>4253228
Not worth containing your autism ngl, Beatani is actually pretty high tier if you think about it.
>Cute retard
>Former? poorfag so she's probably resourceful as fuck
>Can play an instrument (attractive)
>Can draw (attractive)
She's basically incelcore Nene.

>>4254151
Mori has ruined any other women for me.
She is exactly my kind of woman and knowing that you will be with her just hurts.

>>4254740
I don't think Polka (completely) discriminates anon you'll be fine

>>4254151
I tried, but tinder doesn't work for me because I can't do fatties and can't match with anyone else, while years of "talking to a girl at 'x' makes you a creep" ruined any confidence I have chatting up girls at bars or in daily life

>>4255211
Just go to any pop-culture convention, girls like Mori are a dime a dozen.

Polka should have low enough standards but others will probably gain her love first.

>>4240358
Love? Nah, hell no. But I'm sure we have some fun together, I'm not that boring of a person.

>>4240358
The old adage is "never stick your dick in crazy" and if we're being honest 90% of these girls fit the bill in one way or the other. Even my oshi. I think the only one who is fucked in the head I could even stand for more than a few dates is Calli though she seems like the type of girl who would say that she loves you in a desperate attempt to keep someone who cares about her around. Anyone whos dated "that" kind of chick knows exactly what I mean.

>>4255562
Best one in the thread

Idk what you all are talking about but Ina is unironically pregnant with our third child

>>4241012
>>4240525
>goes on a date to an expensive restaurant with his oshi
>makes her eat towels

>>4261252
look man i'm not rich i had to pay her millions for this date

>>4241500
Anon...

>>4250346
The one I'm thinking about is one of the homos.

>>4261518
I'm a retard and replied to myself. Was meant for >>4253160

>>4255562
How would i know i never dated anyone.

Honestly I don't even need to take her out anywhere, my bet is that I can match or beat her in most games she loves. I'm also not pushy, so. Impress her is step one since she's a hardcore gamer.

>>4240358
Of course not, I'm a lonely fuck spending his time watching virtual anime girls for a reason.

>>4261252
She told us she wants to eat a bath towel, who are we not to oblige?

romantic love? don't think so- i'm not her type and she's not my type
platonic as bffs? yea, i think so

>>4254151
Kiryu, doesn't understand.
The relationship that one forms with a vtuber is functionally no different to a genuine relationship with a person next to you. Or so thinks a rather primitive and non-rational part of your brain.
This sounds like a copout, but I'm not about to write a lecture about the brain on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum.
If you're actually interested, there's actually decent research done on the how and why of parasocial relationships.

>>4245510
Yes. I think everyone's getting the wrong impression, thinking the girls wouldn't want to be with them because the girl feels superior.
It would likely be the opposite and by you putting in effort they would think they're not worth it and reject you in the whole "you deserve better than me" mindset.
With notable exceptions, of course, like Coco and Haato.
That being said, at the end of the date I would DEMAND for Marine to give me a second date. The only way to get through self-deprecation is to drag them out by the hand. I know, because that happened to me with a girl in high school.

>>4255562
GOD, I had to do some mean shit to a girl like that when I was in school in order to get her away from me. The fucking "I love you, no I REALLY LOVE YOU" *glomp* kind of girl. I think Mori probably isn't that far seeing as she's had a bit of experience in the real world, but I can definitely see it, considering her life choices and the scheduling she's made regarding her old friends/work.

>>4255562
Mori would absolutely be obnoxious to actually date. The only HoloEN who any anyone could reasonably live with for more than a week is probably Ina.

>>4249103
Just noticed Ryan Gosling is reflected in the glass, nice.

>>4262558
That doesn't mean he's not right. You even admit it's not rational, and it's not healthy either.

>>4253928
Where are these rats coming from?

>>4255243
>years of "talking to a girl at 'x' makes you a creep" ruined any confidence I have
You can unlearn this, I was the same way for years until I fully figured out that half of what people (including women themselves) tell you about women is completely false.

>>4255562
Maybe in her younger days but i can see her getting over that phase by now even with her autism. She does seem to care more about relationship and her being romantic kind of girl.

>>4254151
real relationships with real women are generally shit, occasionally mediocre
2D/idol love is easier because I don't have to worry about real people issues, like them being in a bitchy shitty mood or playing on their phones constantly or having to beat other guys off them while simultaneously being 'good enough' to keep her loyal the entire relationship. it's too much work and extra stress (not to mention money wasted on stupid shit like Grubhub) to maintain a relationship, much less find one in the first, when all I want in the first place is a bare minimum amount of genuine affection after I get home from work
when I'm watching an idol, I just get an adrenaline-shot of super-cute girlfriend juice straight to the heart whenever I want, cutting out the middlewoman

>>4263653
>all I want in the first place is a bare minimum amount of genuine affection after I get home from work
I envy your minimal needs, but for me it's having someone to fall asleep with and wake up to, so all the trouble is worth it.

>>4263653
Mori ruined my strike for only caring about 2D.
I fucking hate it.

>>4240358
You are losers.

>>4268486
youre here too

OMFG WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GF LIKE RUSHIA SHE'S LITERALLY THE PERFECT ONE FOR ME