/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

polka is my cute hagwife

Cute cerberus

>>42338488
Have a wife and friend

>>42339133
Where’s her other 2 heads

>>42340281
>see-thru dress

HAG CURVES EROTIC

I have dirty thoughts about Friend...

>>42340281
This is too erotic

Now don't get me wrong, hags are great in general but something about older mature women talking about their niche internet interests in their alluring voices gets me so attracted and lustful

>>42343961
There is nothing weird about being attracted to women who have the same niches as you

>>42344030
>the same niches
It's not even the same niches a lot of the times, they can just bring up some old hobby, old game/anime, etc of theirs and I'm just encapsulated to learn more and hear them speak...for some reason it feels different from younger women/people in general. Maybe I just like interacting with older people from their experience and nature, they do tend to have more substance from having more time on earth to experience things. (never said it was weird either)

>>42341117
They were on vacation

Hagbros who collect figures we fucking won the jackpot

I just found another hag song. Sadly this one doesn't have any English lyrics video but you can find then in google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YLUncIV1JA
Probably gonna use this for something in /vt/ league

>>42348638
Toko love!

This pirate will loot your booty

>>42349014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG0-dICHKb8
>”In a delusional state I need so badly to experience romance, so tender that I’ll fall head over heels in love
>feveriosly worrying about so many things
>I want to object to this scene as normal as it appears
>don’t blame me for the mistakes I’ve made
>the symbol of my expereince in love is a harsh wind”
This kereberos really needs a younger man

>>42351825
Namely me

soon

>>42348638
Same with those who like plushes, you can now hug Toko too

>>42352540
You can also get Ange as well

>>42348638
Hot glue time.

>>42352660
Where does the meme that Ange likes NTR and getting cucked come from

>>42355812

From the fact that she likes NTR so much she did a stream for her Top 10 NTR eromanga

>>42356084
I KNEEL

>>42356084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncYCReK8Vs

>>42359659
I think that old women shouldn't go around seducing young men with their bodies. It's immoral.

>>42360443
It's only immoral if hand-holding baby-making sex doesn't immediately follow the seduction.

How do you deal with the fact that the hags will NEVER realize they have an active overseas fandom that loves them for their age and not in spite of it.

>>42356084
It's just fictional for her, I think. When I first learned that, it turned me a bit off from watching her. Then a while later I realized I sometimes jerk off to some depraved shit that I'd never appreciate IRL (including some NTR) and was being a huge hypocrite. Ange is a good girl.

>>42364062
Yeah it’s fictional, because she got jealous that one time a fan bragged on stream about having sex with his girlfriend who cosplayed as her
She probably got off to it after the stream though

>>42363413
At least Mio knows she’s attractive to foreigners, so we’re winning somewhat

>>42364062
This makes me appreciate a nice flat chest even more

>>42356084
>>42364062
If I bring her friend to Home and fuck her in front of her. Would she enjoy that?
One of the things I hate about NTR , besides the infidelity which is disgusting, it's that it's a really fake fetish. In half of the doujins the only NTR part is the girl saying ''I have a bf'', literally one panel its what makes it different from any normal corruption doujin. And in Javs it worse because almost all Javs with old women always says ''Housewife, wife,'' etc in the title and then in the video they dont even have a ring, kek. And they're counted as NTR despite not having any NTR content. I think that's why in most nips pages is the most popular genre, because companies and authors are so fucking retarded at tagging their shit and/or It's a psyop like when porn company tried to run the narrative that Blacked was the most popular gere in westworld. Anyways. I end my autism here
>inb4 2long2read

>>42366218
God, I need to dress a girl as my favourite hags so bad bros...

>>42368957
"friend" doesn't equal "lover".
Afaik she's very against NTR IRL and just treats it as a completely separate sexual thing which she enjoys as pure fiction.

>>42369246
I was Implying an scenario when I'm her bf and I cuck her. I'd ask her to join afterwards of course. I'm a gentleman.

>>42369542
What da fox doin'

>>42338275
i really like this fanart, its very cute

>>42370071
She's stuck in a machine obviously

>>42369542
The man is the cuck in all the doujins she likes. She likes it when the women cheat on the men in her doujins. Any situation involving you as a lover, would have her cheating on you.

>>42360443
>>42361176
Hags just can’t resist superior gaijin dick
Jp guys are such insecure dicklets that they try to convince jp girls that “foriegners are bigger and more macho but they have useless limp noodle dicks, we get harder so we satisfy women more”

>>42371133
God, I hate NTRfags so much. I wanna ryona her

So these confirmed hags or you people just posting randos?

>>42371473
All of these are confirmed hags
We don’t post cake or uoh here

>>42371473
Lurk more/do reps newfag

>>42371522

>>42371216
Wasn't it the opposite? I remember reading something like foreigner dicks wouldn't feel good because they're too big and they'd feel pain instead of pleasure unlike with smaller jp dicks.

>>42371339
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Q-xJUTBZj8

>>42338275
How old is Ange? I seriously lost count.

>>42371730
The Japanese don't know how to have sex.

>>42371730
There’s that too, but went to jp once a while ago and anytime I would meet a drunk salaryman at a bar or on the train the conversation would always turn to how I’d never satisfy a jp woman because my “big floppy noodle gaijin penis” wasn’t hard enough like his, just said that out of the blue
Literally had a drunk guy stop me in the middle of the street and tell me in broken english his dick was small but gets way harder
Wasn’t even near the gay district
Soaplands also don’t accept a lot of foreigners, got turned away at one because my “monster gaijin dick will ruin our girls”
I’m not the only one either https://youtu.be/NHBtFbSQBa8?t=310

>>42371133 (me)
https://pastebin.com/tAyeMpR0
Put them all into a pastebin, for anyone curious. It's in a pastebin 'cause Hitomi's got stupid long URLs and I know some of you are too stupid to figure out ExHentai, so I didn't use it. English TLs too, aside from 1 (couldn't find a TL), 'cause we only larp as JOPs here.

>>42371980
The same age as Polka and AzKi 31

>>42372663
Ffs, someone should impregnate that bitch.

>>42372772
You think that’s bad, only 2 more years before Korone and Mio hit the big 40

>>42372927
What the fuck is wrong with Japan, why can't those people just fuck? So many potential is getting wasted. Japs are literally human equivalent to fucking pandas.

>>42371730
The girls in Indonesia and the Philippines are much shorter than most JP girls and they've had zero issues with me when I visited. Just don't fucking ram it in balls deep on the first stroke like a fucking idiot and everyone's happy.

>>42372991
Anon... Western birthrates are only 0.5 higher than Japanese... even China has this problem. The Posmodern Capitalist world was made so people spend their entire lives working and being distracted by technology and media so they dont make families. The only place that doesnt have this problem are the poorest zones of Africa.

>>42373173
You forget fucking India with Middle East. Those guys fuck whatever they can left and right.

>>42372537
Thanks anon, but you should've used sadpanda to filter the retards.

>>42373173
But Japan and Korea are the countries with the highest elderly people per capita
For the first time ever adult incontinence diapers outsold ones for babies last year in Japan, also the government pays you up to $3k in USD for every kid born, also some companies give dads bonuses for making kids

Post hags
https://www.youtube.com/live/OwaYOa-OHIE?feature=share

>>42373173
Things aren't helped by gynocentric laws and courts that allows women to act horribly. She can make up a lie and take everything you own, the kids and you are forced to still pay for it or go to prison. It's no wonder why everyone checks out of family life.

>>42366643
Her chest may be flat but at least her fat ass makes up for it

>>42374455
Fuck laws and globohomo. In my country two lesbians killed and raped the son of one of them. The father asked for custody several times when the mother was unemployed and travelling the country with her partner. And the judge, which of course was a woman, gave the custody to the mother sentencing the 5yo kid to a painful death. I hate women so much it's unreal. I think I like hags because they represent a little bit of hope that I still have in Women. Eventhough nice hags are almost as rare as an unicorn

>>42375347
My face. In there.

>>42375619
My mouth. Around those milkers.

>>42375567
I’m one of a few guys at a workplace with several women and the only one I get along with at all is a 38 year old, the rest are childish or insufferable zoomers or barely over cakes
Shame she’s married with kids though

>>42375965
It's her duty to care about her husband, not yours. Have some balls and be the bull.

Less /r9k/ and /pol/posting and more hagposting please

>>42375965
Ignore this nigger >>42376123 , dont ruin a family. Search for a hag like her

>>42377166
Starting to have good luck with the JP expat OL’s around here so who knows
Perks of living near a sizeable Japanese community
May have found a Botan type in my kendo class, she’s not afraid to kick my ass and tease me a bit afterwards even with a 10 year age difference

>>42376870
But I like Pol posting

I wish I could watch Millie but she sounds too much like my boss

>>42376870
Good idea

>>42380131
Me in the bucket

>>42380160
Looks like this hag's been infested with some weird looking fleas. Time to comb down every inch of hair on her body and apply plenty of mayo on her.

>>42380131
>>42380230

Hag GF
Which artists would be good to request for fanart of her? She has very little art of her that isn't made by herself.

>>42383461
Kawaisaw if theyre doing comms

>>42372772
>>42372927
>>42372991
>>42373173
>>42374455
>>42375567
For fucks sake man, Kishida needs to let us in already, our livelyhood is literally crumbling

Gentlemen, I love hags.
That is all.

>>42391576
If you love hags, why are you sad?

>>42392503
Because I'll never get my hag...

>>42391576
What a coincidence me too.

Sexy OL bird hag/

Gaijins?

>>42403679
Yes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5YXncilcBA

We have until the 25th to present any Billboard or emotes that we want. If you have any suggestions speak

I want a pochi stream soon...
I miss her...

Everyone's sleeping so no one will notice that I love Polka

>>42418390
I noticed

>>42403679

>>42401857
Lui looking strange.

Uhhh... Hagification chads?

>>42371133
>Mako-chan
The worst of the kaihatsu nikki series 0/10

>>42426424
I mean, they're all pretty fucking trash. Maybe you gotta be into NTR to like them though, but as far as I've taken a gander, it might be one of the better ones in her list.

>>42425664
Iofi is a hag already

>>42428581
{{{hagier}}}

>>42428446
idk man I like mucha's stuff. I don't think she's done a doujin I've actively disliked.

Miosha...

>>42434924
The fuck happened there? She just took a step back and the titties were like "nope, I'm not moving"?

I'm going to make Mio feel like a young, vibrant woman again (in bed)

>>42440117
What if hags seduced younger men in order to steal their life essence. Almost like a vampire.

>>42440117
no you won't
not while taiga's around

>>42406946
empty egg carton

>>42442102
Do I get nursed back to full health once I'm literally on death's door after having nearly all my lifeforce sucked out of me while being fucked hard?

>>42442285
Then go to a love hotel, cats can survive a few hours alone

>>42442285
Bro, I'm fucking great with cats, no joke. At the end of it, Taiga will want to fuck me just as much as Mio.

>>42442285
Taiga and I will engage in sacred battle to the death, as tradition ordains. No man has defeated him yet, but I shall be the first. And when I do, I will give Mio the children she craves.

>>42442500
Yes, how else are you going to survive round 2?

>>42375567
I think i like hags because they're the peak of mother/womanhood and sexual maturity and more importantly because they've always treated me like a person. Instead of a non-entity or deficient in one way or another like immature girls do.

>>42443007
utterly stupendous post

>>42443007
Is that a.. good thing?

>>42443007
baffling post

>>42443007
>laying in bed after having fucked Mio thrice
>you try to sleep but Taiga's scratching the door because she wants to get in the room
>you open the door and try to sleep once again
>some kind of fur starts rubbing your dick
>you think it's Mio wanting to do it again
>"I thought you wanted to sleep~"
>you hear her snoring
>the fur is now crawling inside your boxers
>something rough starts stocking your dick
What do?

>>42444482
Put on my Poker face and cum

Convince me to watch Toko

>>42446553
I only listen to her songs so I can't help you there.

>>42446553
I mostly just listen to her karaokes, covers and have her sexy deep voice morning streams as background noise

>>42443089
Its just that when I heard the term "life essence", that the hag that is fucking me wouldn't let up until she's fully drained me of my lifeforce and my cum.

>>42423386
>>42424253
>>42424950
>>42443089
i wish to be completely smothered by the soft, full body of a sexy older woman...

>>42446553
She has comfy powerwashing streams that often turn into zatsudans
She sings really well (used to be in a band)
She’s good for Kansai accent reps and to get used to hearing non-standard Japanese
Though she’s currently addicted to minecraft

>>42449146
I had that once and want it now more than ever
Sometimes not having at all is better than getting a taste of it and having it ripped away from you

>>42444482
>she

>>42454103
Taiga has no balls

Botan is a grown, adult woman. She has needs.

>>42455518
The need for me to be buried deep inside her ass

Garden Sex Elf

>>42455518
I have needs too. The need to be repeatedly raped by cougars until I've knocked them up.

>>42457535
>Cougars
But that's a lion?

>>42454103
A femboy is good too

>>42454103
>>42444482
Why is Taiga such a little shit? What's his problem?

>>42444482
Nigga you gay

>>42459350
Cougar is slang for an old woman who fucks younger men.

>>42455518
Needs only I can fulfill

I love fanart that gives them that mature hag vibe. It's the little things.

>>42470789
something about that earnest look in their eyes....

I miss friend. I hope she continues to play Dead Space.

>>42473854
Her autism for that game amazes me.

I love my gook hag wife

>>42481910
Korean hag?

>>42483042
Yup. She's my wife, so keep your hands off her tits.

https://youtube.com/@ChisakaAiri

Hags...

>>42492647

My mio hoodie should finally arrive tomorrow

>>42497807
Nice, you won’t regret it
Wear mine in the morning before work so I can start the day with a warm hug from a hag

>>42498428
Was it worth the 100 bucks? That was my main reason for not getting but I do have some regret. Luckily, I got the dakimakura.

>>42493273
Mio's still got the softest looking butt there. Makes me wanna grab her cheeks by the handful to separate them and let them bounce back together.

>>42498695
If you don’t like pullovers than it may be not for you, since the zipper is just decoration
Better its $100 than the scalping prices on ebay or yahoo auctions
Saw one go for $350

>>42500797
It could also just be my first world privilege, but $100 isn't that bad for a hoodie. It'd be like $30 for some cheap pullover from walmart, but that instantly jumps to 60-80 for something with an average brand or something made of decent materials. A little bit because of merch tax and $100 is about what I'd expect

>>42501252
It’s actually $70 but with $30 shipping which isn’t that bad given it’s Japan and they use DHL express for the official site
Plus lots of Hololive stuff is good quality, I also own the Mio longsleeve and it’s thick material, got her glasses too but those were a collab with a eyeglass company in Tokyo
I also use her Donki collab plush as a stress reliever, if you don’t have one with a hag of your choice (no HoloX though) it’s nice to hug if you had a hard day
Though my hoodie smelled musty and not at all like a hag so 9/10

>>42500306
Fubuki is looking pretty fine though, she seems to have trouble balancing
Wouldn’t mind if she landed on my face

Pretty soon SMOK is gonna be 3/4 hags
Dammit Okayu get older already

>>42503181
How do we cast a time accelerate spell on her?

>>42493273
I still wonder why Mio deliberately hides her tail while the other kemo chuubas proudly show theirs off

>>42504222
Same way we got Fubuki and Polka to turn into lolis but in reverse

>>42505336
Canon lore is it’s too sensitive to be touched

>>42505446
Teasing Mio in public by touching her tail!

>>42505446
>>42505510
>accidentally touch Mio’s tail in public
>she starts quivering
>pulls you into the nearest alley and proceeds to ride your dick
>turns out it’s her “heat trigger” and makes her squirt instantly

>>42505336
She cums when you touch it

>>42505446
>using tenga on her tail
Oh god

>>42505446
Also Okayu has a thing too when her tail gets pulled she “explodes”
More like squirts like a fountain

>>42505801
>>42507592
https://youtube.com/watch?v=34d3LfP_eXY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Q-xJUTBZj8

>>42507592
Why use tenga when you can stroke it or even suck on it

>>42505446
You have no idea how hard that makes me

>>42505801

>>42505446
>>42508921
No. I cant. I cant feel this way while at work

>>42505446
I want to 69 with Mio and give her tail a good yank right as she's about to finish. She'd have the greatest orgasm she's ever had then her arms would lose strength and she'd end up with my dick deep in her throat as I finish. That's all I really want.

Anyone have the Lioness on heat pasta?

>>42510294
>>42505801
>>42505446
It’s true, she gets a tingling down her spine when it’s stroked, kinda like ASMR tingles
https://youtu.be/m_vAnvSsLPY?t=111

>>42512218
>Lions breed year-round. They do not mate at any specific time of the year. Lionesses are polyestrous and most of them mature and become reproductive by the time they are four years of age. As with other cats, male’s penis has spines that point backwards. As the penis is withdrawn spines rake the walls of the vagina, which causes ovulation. Mating does not restricts to one partner, a lioness can mate with more than one males when she is in heat; during mating period, which could last quite a few days, the couple copulates twenty to forty times in a single day and is even likely to forgo eating. There are instances when these animals have been observed copulating up to as many as 100 times in 24 hour period! Lions reproduce very well in captivity. One estrus out of every 5 results in a litter and lions mate roughly 2.2 times per hour for the estrus period, which may last 4 to 6 days.

>>42505648
Imagine if you accidentally touch it, it gives her an orgasm so powerful all the strength in her body goes away and she collapses on the spot.

hags are for /ss/

>>42512872
I think it was slightly different. It didn't include the polyamorous females and male's dick sentences. Also I don't believe the former to be true, It's weird to have multiple males in one pack

Arctic foxes are thought to be
monogamous, mating for life. Mating begins as playful courting between partners, where they run and play together.
Once they mate, the male continues to return to the cave to bring sustenance to his partner. There are seven pups to a litter on average, though litters can be as large as 15

>>42513007
the shota get fooled by how young she looks

>What's the best place for a love confession
>Botan
>Face to face
>Polka
>Discord
My oshi wants to be groomed...

>>42516409
What are you waiting for?

>>42516409
That string ain't doing Botan any good. She should just go commando at that point, maybe after growing a little tuft of hair down there.

>>42517543
She’s hairy enough already

>>42517723
She looks like she went scorched earth in the pic where she's squatting unless the little string is covering a lot more than I think.

What spell is the hag wizard casting?

I was thinking of changing /hag/'s Main Goalhorn for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YLUncIV1JA&list=RD5YLUncIV1JA&start_radio=1 . I leave the translated lyrics because there's only spanish videos in YT. The current one is a Mash-Up of all Gamer's members Animal cover

" On a twilight city corner, I dial you up
Answered by a taped voice, pointless and frustrating
As evening broke, you whispered out
"Make the best of what’s left today, for tomorrow’s sake"
Even though you're an older girl, you look to me with painful eyes
You're shy and pouting at the times you seek the right words
I don’t know why, better than anyone
I should’ve grasped the way you feel
Only on the freeway back
A shooting star finally falls
We can’t live alone, I’ll look for you
At the hidden 19 century bar you sometimes mentioned
With back turned to the door, in the dark recesses within
Staring intently at a glass with those misty eyes
Even though you're an older girl, love still feels dangerous
Style of my love, until morning
The miracle you discover
Sweet in your heart, this very night
Won’t tear apart our embrace
For the sake of you hesitating, the city lights go dark

Even though you're an older girl, you look to me with painful eyes
You're shy and pouting at the times you seek the right words
Sweet in your heart, this very night
Won’t tear apart our embrace
For the sake of you hesitating, the city lights go dark "

Should we start counting the threads?

>>42527043
Her muscles must be really tight if she's making a face like that while massaging herself.

>>42364062
Is there a story behind the pic. Some asmr she did? Or does she masturbate to asmrs?

>>42540412
This elf makes me unreasonably horny.

>>42546316
Caramel elves are too good

>>42524341
If you count every single thread since the begging of vt I'll keep the count for you, sure

>>42547916
I could check the archives. Should we count the Hag Threads too or only when we started having /hag/ on the OP?

>>42548043
I'd count only the /hag/ in the OP ones but that's up to you.
You also decide if you want to count failed threads (/hag/ on the name instead of the subject) or similar

>>42548571
>failed hag thread
I'd count them and not only because I sometimes make that mistake too

>>42548645
It just happens sometimes...

I wish Korosan raped me...

>>42519455
She is summoning her husband (me).

The Witch is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYj7l85wl8

My future cuckwife is so fucking cute

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fq-XMvF7DP4

>>42553589
>cuckwife
you mean cuckquean right?

>>42555677
>what are we going to do under the kotatsu?

Need more hags doing pet play

Ohapol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ6jysTJM6M

>>42524341
for what purpose?

>>42555677
imagine how fucking hot and sweaty it would get under there. completely cramped in a tiny space, Botan's body pressed tightly to you smothering you entirely, her breath right in your face. you'd barely be able to breath. like being in a hot shower, but with Botan's hot breath rather than steam. every single sense would be entirely enveloped by her.

how uncomfortable haha i won't be thinking about that in great detail tonight haha

>>42558788
autism

>>42503181
Shuba is going to be a hag soon?

Horny hours?

>>42559614
She's going to be 30 in a year. But a hag? that's another story

Post some catbox links
https://files.catbox.moe/29nm3u.mp4

How does he know

>>42560024
It's always horny hours when hags are involved.

>>42562684

>>42562992
>ywn take your kemonomimi hag for naked night walkies and tell her how good of a girl she is

>>42560047
A year? More like 5 months

>>42564053
There's something primal that awakes in me when seeing Kemonomimi hags acting like pets

>>42562992
I wanna try the peanut butter trick with her but that probably won't be necessary.

>>42560876
Panties too small, couldn't fap.

>>42565792
what about this. It's a personal favourite
https://files.catbox.moe/g0cm1y.mp4

>>42564097
Same
would love to have a comfy D/s relationship with a hag
Wouldn’t mind having her wear a collar but be her sub once in a while when heat rolls around
Something about a younger guy domming an older woman is kinda hot

Cosplay hags

>>42566810
Very nice. I wish I had a penis a quarter that length.

>>42559054
>imagine how fucking hot and sweaty it would get under there. completely cramped in a tiny space
While we are on the same topic: try masturbating in a sauna. Heavenly experience. Just try not to die. I almost passed out once from it. Maintaining your dragon in attack position is pretty hard but doable.

>>42567524
same, I'm not small at all. Average but I guess watching monster cocks on porn makes you want to be more than average in life, even though that it isn't a big deal

https://files.catbox.moe/612nto.mp4

>>42567524
>>42568145
Average JP length is 13-14cm (5inches) so if JP girls are satisfied by that you’ll be fine
Girth is more important for a woman’s pleasure, most pleasureable is 5inches around (tape measure)

>>42568911
Wasnt the average in JP 12cm? Fuck I'm 15cm. I need to meazure my girth

Flexible hags

>>42519455
Yu-Wiru-Neberu-Bi-Rearu-Josei

>>42340281
I fucking love her.
>see-through one piece
This is my biggest weakness.

>>42348638
Oh? When is it going to be up for preorder?

>>42568911
>average is 13 cm
>I'm just under 9
I'm small even by JP standards...

>>42570771
Anon... you're cute at least? In a gay way

>>42571516
No, I am a fat bald and hairy spic.

>>42572067
Amigo...

>>42342711
All of my thoughts about friend are pure (pure fucking sex)

>>42572067
>Fat
Your dick is buried under that fat, anon

>>42572067
Damn. At least try to get fit and lose the fat, and then do some jelqing with angion's method.

>>42519455
peenius extendus

>>42572348
Yeah but losing the pelvis fat's still only going to get me to about 4.5 inches, and my hagshi (Buttons) isn't looking for a man would allow himself to get into that condition anyway.

>>42568911
Just checked my girth is 12cm, almost 5 inches. I'm truly the most average man in Earth lmao