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Return to /MANS/

Make us whole

>>42262677

>>42262677
Give me a reason to why, us straightbros, would want to go back to a fujo thread full of gay shit?

Please don’t return to /MANS/, I hate you people. Honestly if you could keep all your live posting here too that would be great.

>>42262858
Fuck you, I'm going back right now.

>>42262835
Because I don't wanna see more homo shit on catalog, go back to your containtment thread

>>42262527
and with the correct enumeration
based

>>42262677
Fuck off back to mans Felicia. Us straight bros who don't want read gay porn 24/7 are content here scram away you go choo choo

>>42263184
Now I'm gonna make a Magni split.

>>42263184
you finally showed your true face, huh touristchama

>>42263184
Get fucked.

>>42263349
>Magni split
Please do, I want to see how disastrous a Magni split would be

I woke up late again... how is Noir doing in Outer Wilds so far?

>>42264568
he is mostly right...

Nowa please, do it the Ame way, it's way more fun...

end at 22
gg

If Nowa keeps up streaming and scheduling like these last two days--we're going to be eating so well vesties.

>>42265524
Agreed.

>>42265524
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1620267663032475650
there is a schedule

WHY HE GIVES UP SO EASILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42263184

>>42266137
Leave 'im be. He at least understands the process, so learning and growth have occurred.

I'm looking forward to his NSO gameplay, I didn't think he would touch that game with a ten foot pole

the tesla branded pod got stuck in cruise-mode
sad

>>42262835
Based

>>42263349
actually just make a split for everyone. not sure if dingo's would survive but at least the fujos would be left alone in the mangled corpse of /mans/

>>42270558
i don't understand all this hate to fujos when they protected us all this time

>>42270849
yeah but they got butthurt because vesper couldn't be on a stream for personal reasons
they still are

>>42267603
tesla branded sounds like a ygo deck and I kinda wanna play it, maybe branded with some cyberse stuff

>>42270849
>>42270951
DYRBI?
that was just a fucking excuse to post gay porn, stop being so blind, they gaslighted us to believe that it was to protect us when it was because they just wanted to post gay porn without being outed of the thread like it happened to "certain other general"

has he found out about the reverse tornado yet?

HOW THE HELL IS THIS FUCKER AT THE PROBE CANNON?

>>42270849
>>42271106
There was a deal Fujos could post their shit during the off hours while the streaming hours were an uncensored livestream chat.
But they kept pushing it so now were here.

>>42271603
Not only they pushed it, they laughed a few times about the deal

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

aaaAA aaaaAAAAA LOVE MY OJISAN

>Vesper got up to the Forge once a few minutes ago
>Can't remember how he got there
Aiyeee

>>42277621
alzheimer please andastand

>>42277621

>Nowa streams for 12 hours straight
>thread is still slow as fuck

>>42278935
I'm watching the stream

Sugoi he's still going

>>42278935
>1k viewers
Most vesties just don't like this game

>>42278935
I don't understand anything so I can't make any proper replies.

>>42278935
don't understand game.

HOW THE FUCK HE DID THAT, IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS TO THE TO THE ATP AND HE DID IT IN 2 TRIES

>>42281707
TO GET TO THE ATP* I'M SO ANGRY THAT MY ESL IS SHOWING UP

>>42271011
Shut up, don't give Konami any more dangerous ideas like this

random thought popped into my head: how many viewers do you think Vesper could pull playing something like Dwarf Fortress?

>>42282373
If he triggers FUN and uses his story skills to enhance it? I think a solid count

>>42282373
500 max nobody wants to watch that shit there's no gameplay

>oh i'll make it fit
unhinged

>>42283488
Kronii look away...

>>42278935
This game sucks

>>42278935
it's called watching streams
you wouldn't get it

>>42284803
>>42279750
you're either liars or the lurker vesties that never post anything in /man/

>>42262527
Let me see if i understand this thread is like mans but with only vesper? And bros?

>>42284980 (me)
/mans/*

>>42285012
Just a normal split like /uuu/, /inf/, /who/, /rrat/... but yeah, basically mans but for bros at this point

>>42285113
>basically mans but for bros
That explains why is so dead.

>>42285113
The bros really exist. I think that there are many people that watched Tempus that are female, but there are also a lot of people that watched Tempus that are male. Yago is proud

>>42285320
>>42285012
>>42285194
Thank fucking god, too. I just wanna enjoy the boys and discuss the boys without fujoshit ruining my pleasant evening.

possible second window just for the lulz
based grandpa

>>42286251
Where was this man last month

He's a mad man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBl3b6DZ5QI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBl3b6DZ5QI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBl3b6DZ5QI
The streaming monster is back!

>>42281141
Vesties just lost their based perms

>>42287073
>Literally same art as our OP
HE'S HERE!

He's making up for lost time.

>>42287073
thread sanctified LMAO
I love this man

>>42287125
He's here AND HE LOVES US!

>>42287310
i see

>>42287310
vesper noir

>>42287310
Friend... DnD...

Wait HE STILL HASN'T BEEN HERE? THERE'S NO WAY

He hasn't found the quantum forest yet...

3digits streamer lollll

Realistically speaking how is he going to figure out the quantum mechanics right now? This might take hours before he goes for the right path

So we taking bets on how long this is going to go?
10 simoleans that he plays for another 2 hours says hes going to stop and then keeps going to the chat forces him to sleep.

>>42288096
he doesn't have a single clue to where to go next, it will take a loooong time

WORST SCENARIO EVER FUCK

it's fucking over

He'll sooner figure out real-world quantum physics than the in-game ones, it's over vesties

He hates the game...

I'm just impressed by his dedication.

>>42287974
1K DORYYYAAAAA

So this is the mythical streaming monster...

The stream might be still be saved

>>42289177
Only he needs to realize how to get to the moon and he'll want to play more...

the dev is a vestie too

>>42289362
oh no...

he's losing it...

Oh he's lost it.

>>42289288
I hope he doesn't get filtered by the Quantum Moon temple jumping thingy. Also, the fishes might take a while I think.

>>42289604
that was the hardest one for me, I don't know if nowa can do it

He finally realized about the pictures...

He has cooked.

Vespy has a problem.

>>42289728
Worse part is that it's actually kind of pointless if I have to be honest. Solanum doesn't say anything important so he will still have to figure out how to get to the ship to reach the eye but what will likely happen is that we'll spend multiple hours to try and reach the Eye through the Quantum Moon.

HE LOVES THE GAME, HE'S GONNA KEEP PLAYING

>>42290242
Well Solanum and Prisoner are REALLY important to get the true ending tho, so it's not pointless

>>42290308
prisoner...

>>42290308
Yeah but that matters for the ending, not really much for reaching that ending, which is what's going to keep the stream going. Though I still hope he finds her.

>>42290308
>>42290369
Oh yeah. Does he have the DLC btw?

>>42290432
I think so

>>42290546
We are fucked, I am gonna go buy some caffeine pills

>>42290369
he didn't deserve it...

>Dies to the sun
>o7s in chat
Brings me back

>>42290704
back to what?

>>42290750
Ame's playthrough centuries ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z95fi3uazYA&t=464s
he made this reference it seems

>>42290776
oh, i've been only watching vtubers for about a year and a half so idk about it

>>42290905
Kino streams but they are long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DREjlsAtKDY

he's actually getting there

He figured it out quite fast

holy shit, that took me ages

>>42291310
He's becoming one with the quantum mechanics

>>42291350
He's gonna quantum all over the place

quantumbeats...

>>42291432
Meant for this>>42291401
but it's still good I guess

This game hurts my brain

That KFP aka lol

The Eagle has landed.

MAN ON THE MOON

Now the hard part

Place your bets, how long it's gonna take him to realize how the quantum temple works?

>>42292314
6 horas

>>42292314
Considering he hasn't even entered it? If you go to sleep he'll still be here when you come back

you gotta be kidding me...

>It will teleport me around
Vesties I think he just rotated us

>>42292314
Not even10 minutes, what the fuck

Man it's good to have Nowa-Oji autistically streaming a game for 20 hours again.

>>42292712
well he still have to discover how to get the temple on the north pole

I have to be honest I don't even remember how to open that wall.

I'm thinking the streaming monster of Tempus is back

>>42292784
He just did, what is wrong with him?

>>42292788
just a couple more years and you will be able to play this game as if it were your first time!

>>42292868
I think I might never forget the last cycle, though. I have PTSD at this point.

>>42292904
I remember that in my last cycle my ship literally exploded at dark bramble's entrance and I had to get to the vessel by "foot"

>>42293020
What the fuck?

>>42292314
uno more stream por favor

>>42293020
I did the same but only because I never figured out how to get through dark bramble without the ship alerting the fish

>>42293041
I think the anglerfish that almost ate me thought the same

>>42293179
I belieb.
No way he's figuring this out without straight up looking into the future.

HOW?????????????????????????

holy shit he's finally meeting her

JUST FUCKING HOW????????????

Please come back to /MANS/

>>42293273
You're one of these? >>42263184 go back, tourist

>>42293303
Not really, I just miss the sense of unity. I don't know if this is a shared feeling, but I really miss you guys...

>>42293273
Not now I am watching him discover the secrets of the universe

>>42293273
>Please come back to /MANS/
>no /mans/
What did he mean by this?

>>42292314
Not even 20 minutes btw I don't understand Nowa's brain sometimes...

>14 hours in
>"Should you guys be watching this?"
Ves? What?

Suspended

>>42293504
kek

>>42293460
Sudden moment of clarity.

>his first twitlonger for Sexual Harassment
he's just like me frfr

VES I WON'T LIVE THROUGH ANOTHER SUSPENSION PLEASE DON'T HARASS HER

Solanum is gonna get raped by a vampire

VES! You're killing the moment!

We are losing him

he solved the entire moon puzzle in like 3 hours, does vesper gets more efficient the less he sleeps?

That's it. I am calling it. He looked at a wiki. There's no way, he hasn't even seen the fish.

No way he solved too how to get past the anglerfish

>>42294273
I think he has seen it already

>>42294305
Didn't he only see the corpse?

>>42294273
he has already been here, he just thought feldspar was the only interesting thing there

>>42294255
He's in the zone.

>>42294356
I guess I missed it while cooking

>>42294273
he's been doing laps around it already

do you think he will play the DLC in the future?

Why are you guys here and not on /MANS/

>>42294555
Technically he has it right now. The problem is him figuring out how to reach the location.

>>42294638
They gay.

>>42294638
idk it's pretty chill here and I want to talk about vesp and outer wilds

>>42294638
>>42293273
Refer to this
>>42293352

Here we go

>>42262835
>Visiting /Mans/ on dead hours where the yume and fujos on thread guard duty
That's a (You) problem anon.

Seems like Axel spoke about Noir during his zatsu. He must have been pretty worried about him to keep tabs on how he's doing.
>>42294638
Is there something wrong with having a solo thread?

>>42294765
Wrong, they do it too on streaming hours, stop lying

>>42294791
commandments

>>42294793
You're such a fake fan.

>>42294765
>>42271106

>>42294820
No one cares about some ritual post. If you're not going to talk about the stream happening right now then you can just go back.

>>42294820
go back if you care about imaginary rules
>reply at every bait
>hornyposting while streams are active
>shat on nowa for muh collabs and still begging
I'm chilling here

>>42294692
>>42294791
>>42294793
>>42294820
>>42294835
>>42294922
Are we not watching the stream anymore?

Nowa, don't move...

he's doing it...

>>42294922
>reply at every bait
It happen here too
>hornyposting while streams are active
It happen here too
>shat on nowa for muh collabs and still begging
It happen here too
So what's the point? We doing the same thing as what we did in /mans/

My butt is clenched and I'm not breathing!

NOW MOVE NOW

Holy fuck

EASY PEAS! Never in doubt.

My ass has become a diamond for a moment

I was even holding my breath LMAO

Do you think he realized that he has to use the ATP warp core in the vessel?

>>42295169
He'll figure it out, seems kind of obvious since he already knows about the core at Ash Twins

You guys don't know what's going on stop pretending

cmon ojisan use those old neurons of yours and make the synapse

NOWA SPEEDRUNNING TRANSLATIONS

Oh oh

BROGRESS HABBENING

>>42294933
>mass reply
seethe harder troon
>>42294997
this is not /mans/ and you gotta post proof around this parts

It would be really funny if nowa find The Stranger by accident and decides to extend the stream even more to complete it

>>42290308
>>42290369
did you know that the prisoner's name is kaepora?

>>42295527
like that owl from zelda?

>>42295559
No, like the Prisoner from Outer Wilds

>>42295559
yup, i'm not even joking, you can search it

>>42295624
I had no idea, that's neat

ATP time

Gonna send granpire an akasupa that he needs to go to bed

>>42295954
Send him encouragement!

He's gonna die 100%

He's zoomin!

No way he's gonna do it at first try

I'M PANICKING!!!!!!

NO FUCKING WAY HE'S GONNA DO IT AT FIRST TRY

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

MY FUCKING HEART

COME ON YOU GREY BEUTIFUL BASATARD!

LIKE THE PICTURE LIKE THE PICTUUUUUUUUUUURE

DON'T FUCKING DIE ON THE COORDINATES

CMON OJISAN
WRITE SOME FUCKING COORDINATES

HE FUCKING DID IT

THE EASIEST OF PEAS!

There it is boys, the eye of the universe, the end of the adventure

>>42296064
GET ROTATED

>Glitches and somehow dies at the Eye
This would be an absolutely kino ending

I distinctly remember some doubters earlier.

>>42296602
Vanished like the stars in Outer Wilds

I think he didn't understand that these were all the galaxies in the universe dying out...

Prisoner deserves to be there too...

What happened I'm asleep so I can't watch the stream

I love this game so fucking much

o7

o7

o7

o7

My streamer
o7

o7

Vespy's crying o7

Does he even realize he has game devs in the chat?

>>42297147
He can't see them through the tears.

>>42297147
He's been specifically ignoring chat to avoid spoilers.

It's been an honor, gentlemen! or not because he's gonna stream the dlc too
o7

>le devs in chat
he was avoiding chat the whole time
he said so at the start

Vesper playing Signalis when

>quick adventure

This is the start of something great.

>>42297412
Sex?

Btw the one who SC'd was Andrew Prahlow, the composer, the one who made some masterpieces like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_WrhBeFikw

>>42297460
None of that, shame on you.

>>42297467

>>42297539
Oh, Jeffrey too? fuck, didn't notice

>>42297539

>>42297581

>>42297579
Don't worry, neither did Ves.

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1621451306492907520

>>42297733
based

Thank fuck it's over

Godammit I slept through the stream now I’m wide fucking awake but I don’t want to miss the Mspaint stream im ngmi

I admit I didn't think he could do it. To be fair, the last time he played it he was stressed out of his mind

Time for Vesper to take off 2 more months after autistically streaming for like 14 hours straight.

See you in April.

When my oshii says he's going to stream to the End of the game--MY GODDAMN OSHI STREAMS TO THE END@!!
o7

>>42302470
Your oshi is a liar

>>42304718
His 16 hour outer wilds stream says differently. Go back to /mans and seethe. Your kind has no power here.

>>42262677
only after Altare formally apologize to Vesper.

>>42298754
The Mspaint stream will most likely be delayed a few hours because of how long outer wilds went.