/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>282642
How can she be so lewd yet so wholesome at the same time

>No relationship part
Matuli...

Tell me about Matsuri. Why does she wear the band-aids?

Matsuri x Luna Interaction Timeline
[8 Feb 2020] First Collab (ARK)
Matsuri X Luna - Matsuri Keeps Attacking Luna With Dirty Jokes https://youtu.be/bVowPelKbXU

[13 Feb 2020] Psychology Test Clips
Matsuri exposing Luna's true character https://youtu.be/kvvRcQFeXlQ
Luna is jealous even when they're not streaming? https://youtu.be/4FyMp1v78zM

[13 Feb 2020] Ark Collab

[10 Mar 2020] Granny Simulator
Luna's Home Alone with Granny Matsuri https://youtu.be/UB7XAdPZDms

[16 Mar 2020] Drunk Call
Drunk Matsuri calls Luna during her stream https://youtu.be/LjQQ3cJvUbU

[17 Mar 2020] Matsuri and Luna go to eat eel.
Natsuiro Matsuri x Himemori Luna - Princess Says https://youtu.be/01Rrgsyk0HI
Matsuri can't help pampering Luna Part1 (1/2) https://youtu.be/moh_UVz7j4E
Matsuri displays Hoshikawa on the screen by mistake and makes Luna furious https://youtu.be/U79zUu_B8YU
During that day, Matsuri tweeted: "Luna: 'Why did you invite me for lunch today? Are you scheming something?' Matsuri: 'I invited you just because I think we're friends!!!!!!!!!!!!'"

[18 Mar 2020]
Matsuri's 250k subscriber stream. .
Luna sang Happy Birthday for her.

[26 Mar 2020] ARK
Matsuri can't help pampering Luna Part2 (2/2) https://youtu.be/mWQXrF5crfo
Matsuri tells Luna to collab more with other members.

[14 Apr 2020] 3D Matsuri Drunk Stream
Luna and Matsuri are friends forever https://youtu.be/2LMETtxl0Pw

[18 Apr 2020] APEX clip
Matsuri will do whatever Luna wants...? https://youtu.be/EoGzJR2srYM

[27 Apr 2020] APEX with Suisei
Suisei learns Apex from Matsuri and Luna
https://youtu.be/Ma0ET6WBKJQ

[6 May 2020] APEX with Fubuki
Source: https://youtu.be/GOS-KUPGKrM

[11 May 2020] Overcooked with Suisei and Noel
Source: https://youtu.be/3Ql0oVy_Spo

[21 May 2020] Vocabulary Battle (Mojipittan)
Source: https://youtu.be/1bwCPxTAjhw

[22 May 2020] Tamaki and Luna
Himemori Luna - Natsuiro Matsuri's Infidelity https://youtu.be/a-_vfIIAXfc

[28 May 2020] Teetee Free Talk
Luna lies to Matsuri, but she gets caught soon. https://youtu.be/YUCVkyUUTV4
Only with Luna! https://youtu.be/t13SOPbd06Y
Why Luna wants her naughty arts https://youtu.be/EZCttXKW4kk

[8 Jun 2020] Valorant
Matsuri avoiding Luna's advances https://youtu.be/wu4UXG_ZTC4
A few days before, Luna tweets out “I’m gonna build a love nest with Matsuri-senpai”

[13 Jun 2020] APEX with Fubuki
Source: https://youtu.be/cmhMgju-uP0
Earlier in the day, Luna, Matsuri and Fubuki met up offline where supposedly, Matsuri kissed Luna.

[17 Jun 2020] Coco Birthday Stream
Kiryu Coco's birthday celebration feat https://youtu.be/6-_n4iavuBg
Afterwards, Luna tweets out: “Earlier, Matsuri tried to give herself up to Coco as a present. So, I said to her, ‘Give me the same.’ After I said that, Matsuri responded with ‘Huh? I can’t because I’m already Luna’s.’”
Matsuri has her 2-year anniversary stream/goes on break.

[1 Jul 2020] Construction on the Love Nest Begins
Hard to Get https://youtu.be/hbj8LVFpuLc
6min to understand Matsuri & Luna’s relationship https://youtu.be/8aKQ5atGUis
Himemori Luna/Natsuiro Matsuri - You kissed me! https://youtu.be/f2zEjDRUQ4c

[5 Jul 2020] Love Nest: Day 2
Lovers' Spat (Part 1) https://youtu.be/VG49jLumjpk
Lovers' Spat (Part 2) https://youtu.be/jsObtQO94VU
Lovers' Spat (Part 3) https://youtu.be/HgX38M8cARc
Lovers' Spat (Epilogue) https://youtu.be/LoFPBHDdrns
Sharknado https://youtu.be/F6_lCfZL90I
Matsuri X Luna - Jealous Matsuri Told Luna To Murder Her Lover https://youtu.be/HKRRVk6Git8
Luna collabed with Rushia the day before, so Matsuri pretended to be the jealous girlfriend.

[6 Jul 2020] Matsuri’s 400k Celebration
Luna asked Matsuri “To Matsuri-senpai, Luna is…”, where Matsuri answered with “one of my closest friends.”
Source: https://youtu.be/u4e-uPe7Jm4

[11 July 2020] Luna’s plan
Luna had a piano stream planned, but when she saw Matsuri x Tamaki's stream schedule, she changed her stream to "(Minecraft Blood Festival Plan) Princess Luna, who was swallowed by the violent jealousy, came up with a plan...". At the end of the stream, Matsuri appeared and Luna surrounded her with TNT.
Luna x Matsuri – Festival of Blood https://youtu.be/bMVuoKviJjE
BREAKING: Local Princess blows up unfaithful girlfriend https://youtu.be/AnTBP1f14YM

>>282955
[12 July 2020] Ghost Shark
Matsuri and Luna watch a shitty horror movie together.
Matsuri and Luna's Horror Movie Date Highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OlOuTcH5s

[13 July 2020] Matsuri’s revenge
Natsuiro Matsuri – Love for Luna https://youtu.be/xOlp5icTDAQ
Matsuri x Luna – Fireworks https://youtu.be/hUhr5sGAqZI

[18 July 2020] Minecraft Dreams
A very intimate stream between the two as they share both their excitement and nervousness for Luna’s 3D. At one point, Matsuri is overcome with emotion and cries because she’s so proud of Luna.
Natsuiro Matsuri mom cries on the eve of Himemori Luna's 3D https://youtu.be/MO3qkf9K3Rk

[19 July 2020] Luna’s 3D
Himemori Luna 3D Highlight https://youtu.be/nD4QLBIP6yc
Matsuri appears as the cow in Luna’s 3D.

[22 July 2020] Matsuri's Birthday Stream
Luna appears on Matsuri's Birthday Stream, hands Matsuri a birthday present which causes Matsuri to start crying.
https://youtu.be/MpZJSLeMVNQ

[4 Aug 2020]
Luna reveals Matsuri’s honest feelings https://youtu.be/EGAwVKOuNHs

[5 Aug 2020]
Matsuri loves Luna too much and thinks to keep a distance https://youtu.be/n9XOoRt5Rzk

[7 Aug 2020]
Matsuri cries because she's so happy to have met Luna https://youtu.be/ZPhcwi__zTE
Matsuri painted her nails pink because of Luna https://youtu.be/k8LI_Ag1ADE

[10 Aug 2020] Choco's Quiz
Luna FLUSTERED By Question on Matsuri - https://youtu.be/0Dxo1EWZOdM
Luna can't remember Matsuri's birthday on Choco's quiz

[20 Aug 2020] Silent APEX Stream w/ Fubuki
https://youtu.be/XX_PKGt72eU

[27 Aug 2020] Clubhouse Collab
Luna x Matsuri – Reversi Psychology - https://youtu.be/KMZEP8Mj5c0
Matsuri & Luna: SCREAM WAR - https://youtu.be/Ne-S2xyAqmM

[10 October 2020] Watashi no Tenshi PV
Matsuri releases a cover of "Watashi no Tenshi" to celebrate Luna's birthday. https://youtu.be/JonQ09L2N0U

[18 Novemeber 2020]
Matsuri assures fans in her twitcast that nothing happened between her and Luna, and that they were just busy.
Natsuiro Matsuri – Call Me Maybe https://youtu.be/ktWCo36F7hA

[21 November 2020]
Matsuri talks about Luna during the Minecraft Sports Tournament
Matsuri wants to stay with Luna - https://youtu.be/JO1ak--gnss

[4 December 2020] RFA Collab
Himemori Luna and Matsuri RFA Highlights https://youtu.be/QNIqG50nNik

[30 December 2020] Singing Collab
Matsuri Leaves Luna's Collab to go Watch Hoshikawa Sara - https://youtu.be/yUlc5AmXNpw
Himemori Luna and Matsuri sing 3 years of Infidelity! - https://youtu.be/H9nCZqeGMTo

[4 January 2021] Himemori Luna's Anniversary
Matsuri initially thought Luna is... - https://youtu.be/sWm4gMqowig

>>282642
lyger please

>>283107
if OP was lyger then it would only be lyger videos followed by a disclaimer of not thrusting other translators but instead only trust him

Turnip clip got deleted?

>>283107
you can give me more clips you like and I will add them

>>283396
It was taken down during the whole Taiwan shit and Hololive Moments throwing a massive fit. Most that remains are edits like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B5TkpT-qPo

>>282839
She knows what we want.

>>283490
Oh it was made by zhangs? What a shame.

>>283490
is holoChang moments still dead or did they move to a new channel?

>>283578
still dead and mostly don't care enough to look if they reincarnated in a new channel

>>283540
>>283490

https://youtu.be/79ZqxpSw-Eo

Matuli wants you to get a girlfriend...

>>285387
She should demonstrate first.

>>285387
I want Matsuri to be my girlfriend...

>>285652
Maybe she did what she said there to Hoshikawa already.

>>285848

i want to make lyger cry

>>285387
>persistent guys will get rejected but guys that don't give up will be liked
I don't think I understand women bros...

>>286056
>>persistent guys will get rejected but guys that don't give up will be liked
why doesn't matuli heed her own advice with hoshikawa...

>>286056
It's pretty simple really. Basically, self-improvement takes first priority. If you confess many times without even improving yourself to be liked by your crush you will keep failing.

>>286023
give me a quick rundown on why is this guy posted every time Matuli is brought up.

>>286599
Like him or not, he's the face of overseas Matsurisu.

>>286599
eat up, retard
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=lyger

>>286690
>Named "Matsuri Monitor" because I'm obsessed
oh, I think I got it now.

>>286638
the face of EOP you mean

>>286975
The face of EOP to us, but the face of overseas Matsurisu to Matsuri.

Frankly I'm more put off by people who obsess about Lyger - whether it's love or hate - than Lyger himself. He's just some dude, and he's been wrong and right in about equal proportion.

Didn't Lyger translate some complete stream a while ago? I think it was the Luna/Matsuri one. I think I remember him doing two but I can't remember the second.
I wanted to watch it a while after he did it but couldn't find it anywhere, there weren't any subs on the original stream either. Am I going schizo?

>>287780
I don't think complete streams are allowed to be fansubbed now. If I'm not mistaken some fansubs are "recruited" by Cover to sub the original stream instead. I think the last stream that he worked on was Matsuri's family stream.

>>287874
So he subbed them and then deleted them? Is that kind of stuff backed up somewhere?

>>287917
Not that I'm aware of.

>>287780
Matsuri's birthday stream. It had Luna in it.

does lyger ever threaten to withhold translations?
if not, then who gives a shit

>>288025
Thanks. Do you perhaps still have it?

>>288130
complete subbed stream are on Matsuri's channel.
>> Matsuri birthday + Luna
https://youtu.be/bxy2oLe7VwU

>> Mamatsuri's collab
https://youtu.be/MjPtXDAHeOs

>>288219
Thanks, I may need to take my meds, I could swear I checked that.

>>287917
full subs never uploaded online, on YT especially with all the fiasco YT had thinking the original stream as duplicated content.

the guy translates it and submit it to cover.

>>287520

It's really shit. EOP need to stop holfying his ass. Went to see Matsuri community just to get raided with lyger schizos

At least the nips know how to behave.

I love Matsuri

Did you order it?

>>289328
I did order a Yagoo

>>289328
he's a big guy

>>288219
If only the Kiara collab was fully translated.

>>290927
For you.

>>282642
I miss this face. Her new model is nice, but there were some expressions on the old one that it can't quite measure up to.

>>287874
>I think the last stream that he worked on was Matsuri's family stream.
Is that why it has the CC thing? I was thinking to check it out and see whether it was actually subs.

>>304003
Yes, lyger will upload a short videos announcing everytime he did sub for a stream on Matsuri channel

>>287520
I dont see any bad about Lyger aside from his cringe whiteknight stuff. He have an obsession with Matsuri but keep it at healthy level. I don't think I can trust anyone else to translate Matsuri's content.

>>287520
>>288413
As long as he keeps giving me full stream translations I'm happy to have him (at least until I'm good enough not to need them). I do want to punch anyone who calls him a god though.

>>282642
>Matsuri’s swimsuit
So the source video for this is kill, it's a long shot but does anyone have it saved?

>>287520
It's really cringe honestly. Getting triggered over some rand, people really have nothing else better to do. Though, I guess it's sort of indicative of the sort of people who use this website.

>>308136
Hold that thought, found it in an archive torrent, should be able to get it isolated here shortly.

>>308521
>https://archived.moe/t/thread/954312/#q959298

In case I fall asleep or forget

>>305701
>at healthy level
d-define healthy anon.

>>311252
Not being creepy IRL I suppose. Lyger is just as obsessed as any other Matsurisu.

I love Matsuri

>>311499
>Stalks her roommate accounts too
>Moves to Japan to try and stalk her irl
Sure, completely normal and not obsessed at all.

>>312170
>stalks her roommate accounts
anon... literally everybody does. It's just another persona.
>moves to japan to try to stalk her irl
XD ogey

>>312170
Let's be honest here, every Matsuri's gachikoi have followed her roommate already and if the time is right, I would have moved to Japan too. I might hate it eventually but at least I can get merchandise, limited goods, and even attending live concerts easily.

>>312170
>>312926
Moving to stalk her is creepy and wrong. Don't be that fan.

>>312981
Please take your meds

>>312170
Did he move to Japan for Matsuri? I always assumed he was ESL and Jap native.

I want to drink the menhera juice!

>>315082
Who knows what his reasons are. I don't know why people assume he's ESL. His Twitter bio says that he's an American. Of course he could be lying there, but why would he.

>>315128
So are you saying people are just assuming he moved to Japan for Matsuri rather than he already being there for whatever reason?
Because it sounds like its not known for sure.

>>315128
You're right. I never checked his Twitter bio. He could be lying, but I'll admit I'm probably just a retard.

>>315082
>>315128
>>315147
>>315169
Archive reps

>>315147
Yeah, gotta be cautious not to fall for a narrative here.

>>315169
Well to be fair, no one seem to care much about him anyway.

I got lots of kisses from Matsuri!

>>315877
What was the smile thing in the middle of SC reading about?

>>315913
At the start of superchat reading, she said that the food is free but the smile is not. So people sending her superchat asking for a smile.

>>316262
Ah, I see. Thanks.
Heh, opposite of McDs I see.

まつりちゃん大好き

Reminder that Matsuri is playing drunk APEX or something tomorrow, not on her channel though but its up on her twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBYtrTb-v4c&feature=youtu.be

>>283009
>Matsuri Leaves Luna's Collab to go Watch Hoshikawa Sara - https://youtu.be/yUlc5AmXNpw
That was a lot more fun than I noticed at the time. A lot I didn't pick up on apparently.

>>320390
For context, this is Matsuri's Line account.

>>320684
Hilarious.
Also can't even see her face.
Where did it come from anyway? Twitter?

>>320739
I think the point of the picture was the cheek poking out.

>>320739
Yes, she posted it 5 days before the collab. She really likes that little peek of Hoshikawa's cheek.
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1342485464826068994

>>320822
>>320830
Thanks.
I guess it is kinda cute.

>>320830
>She really likes that little peek of Hoshikawa's cheek
Don't really care much for Hoshikawa, but Matsuri definitely knows a charm point when she sees one. Chubby cheeks are adorable.

Why do I see some people saying that Matsuri smokes? Was it because of the last utawaku stream?

>>322726
I've seen no one saying that. Probably a rrat.

>>322759
It must have been a narrative. I just wonder where it was originated.

>>320390
This has no right to be so fucking good

She reminds me of my ex girlfriend in both a great way and a horrible way. It makes her very easy to watch and jerk off to

>>322759
Some guy posted a picture of a random japanese girl smoking, and claimed it was Matsuri. A quick google search of the image showed that it was very much not Matsuri, but I guess the narrative stuck.

I find Matsuri really cute, I want to hug her and tell her everything will be alright while we embrace each other on the night.
On the other hand, she makes my dick really hard and I want to fuck her non-stop for at least 3 hours.

>>323801
The scientific term for this is "goddammit.gif"

what's so good about her oshi hoshikawa?

>>282839
Reduces nipple chafing

>>323671
Lmao that was stupider than I was expected

>>323277
Can I date your ex anon?

>>324125

>>324759
titties

>>324759
Abayo
The one with massive tits doesn't look like her. Though I have only recognized the one with the mask from her Twitcast. Doesn't look like she has massive badonkers.

>>324759
Matsuri is cuter

>>322726
Apparently she admitted that she smokes on her roommates last twitcast.

What does she even like about Hoshikawa other than the way Hoshikawa's character/Hoshikawa's roommate looks? Like is Hoshikawa good at singing or dancing or anything like that?

>>328116
nice, plus points if camel non-filters

>>328690
idk, she likes how hoshikawa is a stacy. that's literally it.

>>329711
Sounds like a normal enough reason to be attracted to someone charismatic. It still sounds like Hoshikawa enjoys her friendship at least.

>>333144
it's pretty cool to have an extra wallet at your beck and call

>>316836
Looks like its up on her channel now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxgU0RSYSw0
I don't know how drunkpex would work, but perhaps some liquid courage would help.

>>282642
>Marine Dance Lesson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpZrSPkeqY [Remove]
marine's 3d is so ridiculously bad

If sober Matsuri already emits high amount of sexual energy, drunk Matsuri pretty much would jump to the first victim that crosses her path

>>344159
it is so fucking bad
but also matsuri might have one of the best 2d models in hololive

>>347433
*3D

>>328116
No anon. Do your reps. She said that she dislikes cigarette cause the person that she hates the most in the past used to smoke.

>>325351
Her face is wider which nips hate.

Matsuri's roommate made me realize that personality is more attractive than appearance.

>>347969
her boyfriend that she broke up?

>>352563
She didn't say who. Her former boyfriend seem to be just a footnote in her life. He's just there and then gone when he graduated.

love Matsuri

>>354275
Based

Do you think by being drunk Matsuri could overcome her anxiety when under pressure in Apex?

>>355415
looks like it's a "yes"

>>355415
Had the same thought.
Otoh also note its unranked, so the stakes are much lower.

>>355874
Maybe she should drink every time she plays. It feels refreshing seeing Matsuri have this much fun on Apex.

>>355914
preach

this is actually entertaining even though i'm not a really big fan of the game itself(just not my type of FPS, i do play it occasionally)


you can tell she's actually having so much fun

She was pretty calm when she had to clutch that.
I mean she didn't but it was a 1v2 at least.

I wish she wouldn't scream like that.

>>356366
god tier ear blessing

10/10 warcry

>>356366
I wish she would scream like that more often

>>356423
not too often desu, sometimes i worry for her vocal chord lmao

Yeah, she is staying cool under fire. Wonder how much is the drink and how much is the lack of stakes.

I want to drink lots of barley amazake with Matsuri all night.

she's fucking cute, bros

>>359227
Too bad she can't be fucking cute.

>>363025
What do you mean? She's the cutest.

Between Rikka and Pakael, which one will she date eventually.

>>352300
But her roommate is a qt

>>359227
She's been such a bright spot for me since I discovered her.

>>370478
Neither. Even thought she could easily have a gf she won't get one until she gets over her oneitis.

>>359227
How can one being be so cute and sexy?

holy fuck i wanna rest my head on those thighs

>>370535
Even with make up, she's average. She's cute if she put in a lot of effort in it though.

>>370478
both of them
shes a dick chaser

Matsuri, Mel, and Choco collab with an ex-Upd8 member, Hibiki Ao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAM3ocv7OpY

matsuri always has some weird non holo collabs

>>384333
3 of them are holos.

>>283490
What a shame it was one of my favorites

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1358772132172365826
Apparently she's trending?

>>385921
I don't know what she's talking about. Is it YouTube? Cause it's certainly not Twitter.

Looks like Festival's CR team is decided. Or chosen I'm not too sure how it works.
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1358802834444062721
Damn, those 2 really streams a lot of APEX, especially the first, the second seems to mix it up a little more at least.

>>388909
I've heard about Uge. Don't know about the other one. Surprisingly it's a mixed-gender team huh.

>>389142
Which is which?

Matsuri needs to get drunk for tournament, that pretty much nullifies her tilting tendencies

>>389333
But does it affect her aim?

>>389313
Uge/Yuge is a VTuber, Masanori is just a regular male streamer.

>>389333
That sounds illegal for a tournament.

>>389441
I see, thanks.
>That sounds illegal for a tournament.
Would it be illegal to play drunk? I suppose it does count as taking enhancements perhaps?
Or would it be more like don't play while intoxicated?

>>389142
Shibuya Hal specifically banned single gender teams.

>>389536
I don't know, but if it helps to boost the participant's performance shouldn't that be illegal?

>>389576
What's the reason behind it? I thought her manager just stop being androphobia for once.

>>389576
Isn't CR done by someone else?
Also proof?
Looking at liquidpedia for the previous CR show matches doesn't indicate anything of that sort.
Hell, even CR cup 2 gives you a point advantage for an all female team.

>>389650
I don't think getting drunk is something that normally boosts someone's performance.
Sure it may calm her nerves, but it would most likely hit her somewhere else.
And even if it does benefit her more than hurts her, its still getting drunk, while it may be banned it shouldn't typically be for performance enhancement reasons.

Honestly this whole "only mixed/one gender" team ruling is fucking stupid, just let them play with whoever they want

>>390620
Link to the rules?

Why didn't Kimi to Nagameru Natsu no Hana get any promotion at all? The only time I saw it resurface after the initial song premiere was during Hoshikawa's 3D debut DJ mix. No later Spotify/iTunes release like Watame's original song either.
I really like the song, but god I wish I could listen to it on a decent platform.

>>392464
Wasn't it a fanmade song? Maybe that's why. It wasn't a good or catchy song anyway. Kinda sad since that was probably the closest thing to her own image song.

>>392464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llv_1-WEQGg&list=PL6sZ3uYmeG1vGZVLNlWdJkm3W0R86y_Qa&index=3
This one I think? I used to wonder if that was original, until I just DeepLed it.

This CR cup is on white day, so the CR owner decided that each team must have mixed gender. Seems like Matsuri invited Masanori and Uge to join her. Masanori is a famous Apex streamer, but still surprised her manager let her participate in a mix gender team. Masanori just won streamer park tournament in January, 1st in both kill and damage dealt. Uge peaked D1 last season.

>>393424
Ah, so that's why. Damn that Masanori guy is a beast. Could Matsuri even keep up with him.

>>393424
I see, that makes sense.
I guess this does mean they'll have a better chance to win this time.
Hopefully.

>>390620
Nah it's fine, it's nice to dab on idolfags every now and then. Matsuri doesn't even have a problem collabing with men anyway

>>392576
>It wasn't a good or catchy song anyway
You take that back, it's a ton of fun. I do wish she'd get a proper original song though.

>>392576
>Wasn't it a fanmade song?
How or where did you get that idea?

>>396837
>proper
Eh, in terms of tone it isn't it any different from other holos' first singles which are all upbeat character songs (Say Fanfare, Ahoy, Hologram Circus, Red Heart)
That "Matsuri da! Matsuri da! Matsuri da! Wasshoi!" part is catchy as hell though. I don't know what the other anon is smoking.

>>397691
By proper I mean two things. First that it's not originally fanmade, because I don't think any of the other character songs were, and second that Cover actually push it a bit - which may have something to do with it being made by a fan.
>>397527
It was composed by a fan for her birthday.

>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account
*disclaimer: this was posted because I found it funny, I do not know to what extent it is true*

>>398932

>>398932
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account

This is my first time hearing any of this.
Also, I thought her roommate never talking about Matsuri, at least not in tweets from what I can gather with Google´s sloppy translations.

>>405270
Again, I have no idea if it is true at all, I just posted it because I found it funny and thought that others might as well.

>>398932
Only about 10% is true for sure. Another 10-20% is as close to definitely untrue as possible. The rest is assumptions and narratives. But no, it's not funny, because that 10% that is true just reminds me how lonely she feels a lot of the time. It makes me sad.

>>405270
The retweet is true and the akasupa was acknowledged at least. I have no idea what it tries to refer to about that roommate stuff.

>>396837
Okay maybe that wasshoi part was catchy, but the mixing sounded pretty weird to me so I was kinda put off by it. I feel that Matsuri's voice stands out too much compared to the music and it should be more hype than it sounds.

>>409141
I genuinely like the whole package. Matsuri's voice takes the leading role, the way it progresses is interesting, it has a really nice, deceptive opening, and the overall tone is playful and energetic, yet at the same time very comfortable and relaxed - which I think is the perfect energy for her, and for the name "Summer Color Festival".

I prefer her lower and slower singing.

>>409218
I have no problem with the composition. It was fine and I think the composer really tried to make an earworm. Sadly his mixing is just not good. At least put a chorus effect on her voice or something. It sounds like she's doing karaoke instead of a proper song recording. It feels cheap (or maybe it really was cheap).

>>409995
>It feels cheap (or maybe it really was cheap)
I can agree to an extent. I don't think it was bad at all, but it certainly wasn't up to par with the usual standard for original songs. That's why I'm really itching for a properly made character song for her. Cover is wasting her talents.
>>409987
I agree. She can go quite high but her ideal singing range is lower than the parts she tends to take.

lowkey want to hear her cover ERROR but the last time someone asked her to she said she never heard it lmao

https://twitcasting.tv/natsuiromatsuri

twitcast up

>>411420
Well shit I was late

Hakujitsu was her best work and you can't convince me otherwise

>>328690
Hoshikawa roomate is really gorgeous so I wouldn't blame her

>>411657
Which one is that?

>>398932
are things really this bad for matsuri

>>412432
no, it's narrativefagging

>>412304
https://youtu.be/j84IEsVYGyE

>>398932
festival...

>>412304
The one with Rikka

I always saw someone like matsuri to be very tragic character. She clearly yearns for some affection from those who she holds dear, but she can come off strong. Shes now trying to keep her distance but that has its own problems. And after the Hoshikawa incident just ouch.....

From what I hear shes a very nice person and a part of me is glad she met someone like Luna who she claim to be very much like her (they are the best duo ship or platonic).

I hope she achieves everything she wants to do in life.

>>414859
>And after the Hoshikawa incident
You have to be a bit particular anon, there's lots of incidents involving her. Also yeah, mostly agree, Matsuri deserves more than the hand she was dealt, even if she kind of asked for it in a weird monkey's paw kind of way.

>>414859
She's doing fine. If you think that she doesn't have many friends, that's just how she is.

Is this safe? Looks a bit extreme to me.

>>416959
This is just retarded, you're far better off actually fasting completely than doing this shit

>>416959
Is this supposed to be her diet/daily intake or something?

t. retard that's never bothered to be healthy

>>417048
Completely stop eating sounds bad for the stomach. At least she did intermittent fasting.

>>417177
Yes. The average intake is 2200 kcal if I'm not mistaken. It's written there that she shouldn't eat more than 1697 kcal yet she only consumes 324 kcal. I'm not sure if that's healthy but going by that number I don't think she'll be ok in two weeks from now. She weighs 55 kg in October and had a 4 kg increase in November. I don't know if this true but her height is said to be around 152-155. She's pretty fat.

>>398932
>>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>>Actually get him to coach you
>>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
Who is this supposed to be? Kawase?

>>418116
As long as you aren't all completely skin and bones and you still get the necessary things in your diet it's not really dangerous. Takes a lot of mental fortitude though.

>>418282
She drinks a lot of Miso Soup lately. I don't know if it's nutritious enough for her diet but considering that she was a whale before, maybe she knows better about it.

>>418491
Isn't salt pretty good and stuff for fasting? I think miso soup has salt.

>>418572
Yes, it is a salty meal. I think it prevents low blood pressure from cutting carbs.

>>418116
She does this crazy diets a lot. She was overweight before debut but got it down in 2 months I think by doong some crazy diet. I think she's a stress eater too.

I thought her doing a lot of these dance lessons will help her maintain her weight but i guess she's stressed out.

>>418796
Well, there was that clip talking about how much she ate during Holofes itself.

Your idol is going to exchange presents with a male teammate on valentines day after playing with him in CR Cup ape sex tournament.
How does this make you feel?

https://i.imgur.com/TPnKRJt.jpg
male will be giving present to female and vice versa. per CR Cup's rules.

>>419038
can't wait to see what they'll give each other lmao

will be fun to see

>>419129
i too also love NTR

>>419038
feels good

>>414859
I'm telling you, the most tragic thing about Festival is that she's a real dyke in an industry full of girls acting like dykes.
That's gotta sting, and eventually break her down.

>>419038
My mind is saying that is ok. My heart is giving me a jealous feeling. But most importantly, I wish she will do fine in the tournament this time.

>>419581
This is why festival is the best. She is like me if I were a cute girl instead of a stupid piece of shit.

The power of dick will save this menhera

>>419581
My fucking heart

>>418273
Has to be. Around that time she replied to his tweet all the time, and was very active in ShibuyaHal's karaoke stream with Kawase and other KNR members

>>419038
Who the fuck cares

>>414163
That's many of them. They're pretty much all good too.

Refreshing!

>>422131
Is she drinking piss?

>>422221

>>422131
>Pubes in the piss

>>422883
goddamnit

>>422883
Flavor enhancer.

>>422131
dude

>>423509
Its not like Matsuri actually drank piss or liked that pic.

>>423509
Why are you acting as if he's a deviant? Drinking piss is an honored tradition of Matsurisu.

>>419581
I think shes bisexual leaning to Dyke territory. She made a video on her dream guy

But being matsuri is pain

>>423733
She retweeted it iirc.

>>424436
If that clip was accurate she doesn't mind. But she likes boobs.
Because she's cultured.

>>424436
She has said time and time again both as Matsuri and her roommate that she don't mind both gender but she probably likes men more.

Morning Matsuri

>>422131
>ywn drink Matsuri pee

>>418116
>>418860
>She weighs 55 kg in October and had a 4 kg increase in November.
She was basically binge eating the entire day. Poor girl really can't do anything in moderation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueabJjFDVCw

>>423733
>Its not like Matsuri actually drank piss
Anonsurisu...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VJ1czhCk0

>>419038
I don't like that it's a freaking rule. It sounds a like dude that didn't get much action so he wants it placed officially. All girl/boy squads are a not allowed too.

I don't mind if they give gifts but imposing it is just stupid

>>424458
>>430666
I'm just gonna view this as the character she plays.

>>430909
The character of and person behind Matsuri are basically the same at this point.

>>419159
Not everyone is a hardcore idolfag that thinks their virgin ass will have a shot at dicking any of the girls lmao

>>432016
Exciting stuff. I loved their last collab - and I don't know if it was because I was more invested or because the level of Japanese was that much simpler and more straightforward, but I understood most of it while watching it live.

>>419581
Honestly, I think Matsuri´s problem could be solved if she left Japan.
Their culture is "cold" compared to the west, what she might call "too heavy" might actually be normal to us.

>>425314
i thought she said that irl she prefer girls but when it comes to games she leans more to males, Hence her infatuation with octane and IB's garry.

Pissing either in her mouth or inside her ass makes my dick hard

>>434784
In America, she'd be considered friendly and normal to just about everybody. Girls hugging each other and screaming in public is typical but for Euros she's too forward, especially for Nordic countries.

>>434784
wouldn't she just get a restraining order?

>>434919
Doesn't that make it harder to piss?

>>434798
I never heard about her preference about in-game character. Every time I hear her talking about gender preference stuff, she always talk about it in context of real relationship.

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1359356640609198080?s=19
Fall Guys have custom lobby now?

>>283009
This is the one rrat that will haunt me for life but no one can watch all these and not see that something changed during August. The Watashi no Tenshi event was also a total shitshow.

Glad they at least seem back to pretty friendly lately and the 3 Years of Infidelity collab was extremely hilarious.

>>438799
Nah, those are for males only.

>>434919
That sounds very difficult. I would have cum before piss came out.

So what are your thoughts on Ollie as a partner for Matsuri.

why would matsuri do this?

>>453014
She really isn't the first one to do porn before getting (somewhat) big in SFW content.

You can still find Sylvester Stallone's porn flicks

https://twitter.com/3goutotugekihou/status/1358288291544457218

This was wholesome

>>452414
Ollie will never be her real partner just like how Matsuri will never be Hoshikawa's partner.

>>453749
Matsuri is not exactly helping by Indulging her.

>>398932
At her lowest having another Menhara breakdown.

ENTER OLLIE!

>>452414
>>453749
>>453798
Ollie is literally building a harem and has said as such. Ollie also has enough energy to marathon fuck all of Hololive. Ollie is sexually attracted to menhara and autistic girls.

>>453826
So this is the power of the undead huh.

>>453643
It was.
Saw it when she followed that guy and when she crested the ridge. It was great.

>>453643
and then she STILL lost

>>454237
She comes really close to winning that game. Too bad the last guy didn't give up sooner.

Hoshikawa badmouthing Matsuri to her friends for 2 minutes straight.

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1bo4y1d7yP?from=search&seid=12997271113450465191

>>456278
I can't imagine the pain of being an unironic lesbo in an entire industry of ironic lesbos, and then you try to hit on them and they painfully remind you that for them, it's just an act.

>>419941
>I wish she will do fine in the tournament this time.

Is Chi in this one?
If so she's going to bring Sumomo and that's going to be the end of that.

>>456278
what did she say? I heard her call Matsuri gross and a sexual harasser.

>>456561
>>456501

This thread is 5 days old

>>456501
I'm seriously not an SJW, but unwanted advances are unwanted advances. There's a difference between joking every once in a while, or casual compliments, and being all touchy with someone who isn't reciprocating. Sorry to spoil your "lol cute/hot lesbians in paradise XD" fantasy.

>>420425
She's to picky about men. Straight up she wants a submissive fuckboy to dom.

>>456715
I will gladly volunteer for that role

>>456713
look at this faggot lmao

>>456713
Sure, but a lot of vtubers portray being attracted to girls (to pander to shippers/yurifags) when it's not who they really are. If I go to a gay bar, I can't complain when men hit on me. Similarly, if Hoshikawa or any other vtuber just said from the outset "I'm not comfortable doing sexual stuff with girls, I'm straight" I doubt Matsuri would continue to make advances on them.

i love matsuris fat tits

>>456898
Oh, I'm not absolving the other idols of blame at all, you're right. Leading her along is a cunt move too, especially if you then turn around and laugh about it >>456278
All parties are at fault here.

So is Matsuri actually being bullied?

>>456278
Please anon, I don't want to hate her oshi

>>457002
Only in the sense that the one gay/bi dude in your friend group who keeps hitting on everyone else gets shot down because no one else is gay, sure, bullied.

>>456715
What the hell is she doing in Japan? There’s plenty in America that should do her fine.

>>456715
At your service.

>>282642
Raving lesbo that still has some of the best GFE in the business. I KNEEL

>>456898
Gundou ones said: "Tomoe and Sukoya finding each other was a miracle."
Remember this is coming from a promiscuous turbo stacy slut that fucked a whole lesbian bar.

>>456898
I'm pretty sure Hoshikawa has said multiple times to Matsuri that she's straight. Unfortunately, she also seems to be completely willing to french kiss Gundo and imply that she's bi with her, so her straightness only applies when it comes to Matsuri.

>>456561
Instead of all these narratives, anyone who actually understand Japanese give a quick rundown of the video?

i want to be matsuri's irl bf

>>457371
The VTuber that Hoshikawa collab with asks what is Matsuri like. She answers that she's disgusting and acts like an oji-san. Then Hoshikawa asks if she's acting like that to the other VTuber. She answers that she doesn't. After that Hoshikawa tells her that Matsuri gives a like to her collab announcement tweet and asks her if she minds if people giving her like then. She says that she doesn't and Hoshikawa thinks the same.

>>458085
Am I autistic or is this just how Japanese talk about their friends? You wouldn't really say this shit unless you wanted someone to leave you alone right?

>>282642
Please bros. I want Yellow Matsuri back

>>458309
>is this just how J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶e̶s̶e̶ women* talk about their friends?
Yes

>>458425
Matsuri has all the yellow you could ask for >>422131

>>458058
What's the connection between Klaus Schwab and Matsuri's BF?

>>458058
Lyger pls

Kissing Matsuri armpits!

>>459354
Come anon

>>308136
I love Matsuri's butt and I'm glad she likes to flaunt it.

>>459760

I'm seeing her fall guys vod and it's pretty nice, at some point everyone waits for her on the finish line. Pretty cute

>>459877
I still hate youtube for depriving us of this.

>>458309>>458674
Actually the tone was not that bad.
They are not autistic enough to bad mouth others on stream

>>282642
>she gets along with everyone. She has a lot of friends
Best joke I've heard all month.

I have no other options but to be happy that it happened

>>460140
She does though, basically everyone in Hololive likes her and has nice things to say about her. The problem is those relationships don't become much closer than that.

>>460382

>>398932
Thank you Matsuri, for showing me what would happen if I ever got into vtubing.

>>460382
That outfit has so much sex energy, the best r18 I saw from Matsuri almost all featured the summer swimsuit / tanned Matsuri

>>460382
I thought I have it archived all of them. But it seems I misremembered. I wanted to rewatch Subaru's and Sora's streams and now there are not there. Fuck

>>459985
Hmm, interesting

>>460562
Personally, I prefer her pajama artwork

>>460475
>Festival's career is a perpetual friendzone by dozens of women
That took a really sad turn

Yes Ame gave me this I'd like to redeem it.

>>456501
>>456278
Your perception of this vid might change when you know that Kaede is an actual lesbian. It was funny watching her squirm a little bit there.

>>460844
One glass of festival juice coming up

>>460881
Wait, so Kaede's an actual lesbian, listening to Hoshikawa try to bash lesbianism without admitting she's bashing lesbianism?
Nice

>>461138
I think it was more like her complaining about Matsuri acting like an oji-san rather than bashing about her being a dyke.

>>308136
>>308521
>>460382
>>459926
https://hololivevideos.download/channel/natsuiromatsuri

>>462585
Bless you, anon. Now OP please put this on the next thread.

>>460475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGURIAA0cT0
when Fubuki posted that video I assumed she was bragging about her gf. Now I realize she was advertizing her friend for prospects.