/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42078709
Do you perhaps know what this parodies?

>>42079655
nvm, I know

Oruka Poruka is the cutest

>>42081226
True!

Sexy hags

>>42083590
Damn Subaru, temping me with her body months before she's a real hag. Correction needed

It's true that Meloco is a hag?

>>42084648
Who?

>>42083756
Subaru, Okayu, and Ame have been on my radar for months (probably years at this point). it's getting to a point of frustration, they can't keep getting away with it having no one to correct them into hagdom

>>42085071
One of the Japanese chicks from the most recent NijiEN wave. I have no idea if she is or not. From what little I've watched of her she gave off somewhat more mature vibes as opposed to young zoomer vibes at the very least.

>>42087885
Ah the new niji wave, wait some weeks and the usual site will eventually post her info

>>42087885
I know her past life and she isn't a hag.

>>42083590
Using any hole, which of these four would give you the most pleasurable experience?

>>42094965
Flare has a great body.

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners

The Hagchad’s Creed
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before the honorable Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed. My hag and I will repopulate the country. We are the masters of the birthrate. We are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred and there is no enemy, but peace!

It should be illegal for hags to have a hairless pussy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fngIjdEwbuA

Haglove

Theyre old women. Women in their thirties. Women with biological clocks about to run out. Youre lusting over them like starving dogs over meat.

>>42101068
glad you understand

>>42101068
Very observant of you, anon. Now go put your collar on and come join us.

Since A.I. generated voices became a thing now, Maybe we will get some hag version in the future??
>>42091430

>>42102425
It still wouldn't be the same, I feel, if you wanna make them say loveydovey stuff. The applications for porn would be amazing though.

>>42102532
Sex MMD with A.I. hag voices would be godlike

>>42103596
Why use AI when you can sample actual audio for MMD instead?
https://files.catbox.moe/0zb0um.MOV
https://files.catbox.moe/9sc0l1.mp4

>>42103596
There's one MMD with Matsuri where she talks about something dangling between a guys legs, that it's bigger than her 15cm hand and that she'd like to suck on it. It's all cut from different streams and put to a fellatio animation. It adds a whole lot and it's one of my favourite ones in general, even with all the Vocaloid MMDs included. Being able to make something tailormade with this would literally end in me destroying my balls.

>>42105464
sexy hag doog

>>42102532
Didn't realize the king of feet made a new hag piece

Mio's eggs have finally depleted... menopause has fully set in...

>>42108456
i'll keep trying

Ami is about to announce her engagement to me.

>>42101068
>>42108456
The record age for a woman to have a natural birth is 65, though those eggs were previously cryofrozen and rethawed
then implanted with the husband’s sperm
At 40 a woman is down to just 3% of her supply, at 30 they only have 12% remaining

>>42110213
>At 40 a woman is down to just 3% of her supply, at 30 they only have 12% remaining
Botan...

Be careful of Polka Tier 3 Membership

>>42109450
Meds

Old women?
Sexy?
Impossible

Erotic beyond human comprehension? Without a doubt.

Post hags with other member's clothes

>>42113921

>>42113921
Replying to myself. I really need to organize my folders, it's hard to find stuff now

korone...

>>42115225
She wants to be young again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ0resnXCcE

>>42113921

>>42112069
>Polka Tier 3 Membership
OH boy, are they available again? I need to sign up!

>>42113921

>>42113921

>>42113921

I wonder how much of this clothing swap is post Hololive Shuffle Medley. Seems like it really did a number on everyone's dick.

>>42113921

>>42113921

>>42122288
Married woman sex

>>42121469
hng

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>>42123733
why are you posting base64?

>>42124097
I got banned last time I shared meatpeople with a direct link.

>>42124761
Hagchadette

>>42119875
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>42100997
Botan... your breasts...

>>42124761
That one fucking ojisan giggle.

>>42124746
I finally watch it, do you have the sauce? and why is it named Horror Date lel

>>42124746
>>42132732
I'm retarded the sauce is in the video

>>42140731

>>42113921

sweaty breeding sex with polka

>>42113921

>>42141072
>>42142936
my momwife, the energetic and fun-loving friend next door that keeps us feeling young, and the neighbourhood "special" kid we look after

If you have any fun clip or song, chant recomendation, feel free to post it. I'm making the sound export!

>>42146309
SEX

>>42102532
We should start taking bets on which Holo is going to get Casino anal sex art first. My money is on Polka getting porukad.

I need to breed this elf.

>>42145368

>>42155946
Queen of Hearts..

>>42156199

>>42159685
I want to slap that ass hard with a whip.

>>42156199
>>42163870
Mio took the “compatible in love with foreigners” reading and ran with it

>>42163870
Feels good to be white, bros.

Breeding hags

She isn't posted all that often here but if somebody in the hag group has child-bearing hips is this hawk!

must save

Why are they like this

>>42184060
that's not what I think it was

>>42183572
she's so fuckin cute, I can't handle it

>>42113921

>>42183903
>want to breed Pochi and turn her into a mother
>theres a high chance childbirth would kill her
I pray for this hags health everyday. I wish I could do more, besides buying her merch again.

>>42188947
I wish she could be healed by the power of lust, then she'd be the healthiest person alive.

>>42190809
I want to breed Polka non-stop until she stops wearing clothes that are coloured red.

I will soon cast a magic spell to turn all hags in to 20 year old women

>>42192921
>I want to breed Polka non-stop
Anon, there are no condition to stop breeding Polka, not even pregnancy

>>42192943
Not with this hag defender around!

>>42193175
But there is, anon. I want to breed her yet don't want to breed her at the same time. What I'm doing is trying to correct her because although red is a sexy colour, it makes them look like a slut and I want to teach her a lesson so she doesn't wear red again.
Then again, Polka would probably love getting fucked out of her mind. She also wouldn't learn her lesson and continue wearing red and I would just need to accept that.

>>42205007
Why is she so cute...

>>42205073
She just is

>>42113921

>>42190809
sex

I have jerked off to this gif at least a dozen times.

HAG SEX

Which hag would teach me how to ride a bicycle and laugh at me failing at it because I've got such poor balance.

Turns out I misplaced my Lui pics and they weren't in the folder, so that means it's time for Lui posting.

>>42233047

Sex party at mommy's house

https://files.catbox.moe/l422xr.jpg

3d Lui
>>42237504
Nice

>>42237504
God, I fucking love hag-bush so goddamned much

>>42237925
https://files.catbox.moe/pju5hl.png

>>42238848
I hadn't seen this one before.

>>42239135
Just type in 陰毛 or 剛毛 on pixiv
Marine’s got the most but anytime an artist draws Mio she’s got by far the thickest and hariest

>>42233047
Sloshing tits like that just works man

>>42239382
I know about the tag but haven't checked it in quite some time.

Dumb and blonde cute sexhag I want to marry and put babies into.

>>42083590
Wait, subaru is a Hag? Since when?

>>42241891
Especially if they’re fat hanging saggers

>>42246042
IIRC she's part of this years crop of New Hags. It is inevitable after all.

>>42246042
In about 6 months she will be.

>>42246506
Amen, brother.

>>42244938
Hag correction is needed

>>42247376
Isn't that around the time Ina will become a hag?

>>42247590
>>42246506
The ideal female form is 30+ that has saggy tits and dark nipples with a slight chubby belly and fat bush

>>42250308
Ina will be a hag 2 months after, the same month as Pomu will
Current ripening time left as of Feb 2023
Warabeda Meiji (3 months)
Tsukumo Sana (3 months)
Oozora Subaru (5 months)
Suzuhara Lulu (5 months)
Yuika Shiina (6 months)
Pomu Rainpuff (7 months)
Ninomae Ina’nis (7 months)
Yorumi Rena (10 months)

>>42251785
And for good measure here is the hag list for next year in 2024
Usada Pekora
Yuzuki Choco
Tokoyami Towa
Umise Yotsuha

>>42252255
>hag choco
can you imagine the power she will wield

>>42251785
>Hag Subaru
Subarashii

>>42251785
That's a good list.
>>42252479
Maybe she'll be able to finally find a man.
yeah, me

>>42252255
There’s also Luna too, it’s debatable if it’s next year or if she already is one but by next year definetly will be

>>42251785
>from Konlulu to Cumlulu to Haglulu
Perfect

>>42190121
Wonder how much of her health problems are mostly caused by loneliness

The word hag is being overused without caring about its meaning. You need more than being 30 to be a hag.
Please Subaru speak with your real voice, please, you're pure sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDQJG1i5058

What are some chuubas that would be 100% better if they used their real voice?

>>42258491
Just one slip up and I wanted more but her usual voice isn't bad either.

>>42247376
sorry for the retarded question, but what's the hag starting age?

>>42258443
>You need more than being 30 to be a hag
careful, you'll spark up some embers with that lol. Either some anons have actually managed to blend their oshi in acceptance through persistent posting or no one cares enough anymore to single them out
>>42258491
her slips and laughs when she relaxes her usually perky voice has left me intoxicated, I've fallen asleep many times to her late night streams when she's not that active

>>42258491
I wonder what Mio sounds like since Fubuki more or less sounds the same.

>>42190121
I will save her. I will become Japanese.

>>42252255
>Tokoyami Towa
Towahag. My penis cannot contain itself at the mere thought. Good god.

>>42259071
You can listen to Mio's real voice when she's like
"Mmm so that's so" when she ends a conversation. Usually on Asamio or other relaxed stream

>>42258875
>Either some anons have actually managed to blend their oshi in acceptance through persistent posting or no one cares enough anymore to single them out
I'd say that retards from those threads come here in group and then the anons who knows about these roasties behaviour just don't care. It's better to ignore.
>tenma fan
Oh nice, we're gonna have her updated for VTLeague. She'll finally get her lolibaba body

>>42256963
I though Luna already was a hag?
Is she really '93 or '94?

>>42259626
Luna is in her lates 30s but it's debatable if you can consider her a hag due to his baby character on stream. Offstream she is very mature and always worry about others according to Botan

>>42259525
Still seething that you couldn't be the thread police?

>>42259961
You already have several threads to post your whores in

>>42259961
Still seething that you this isn't a whore general?

>>42259961
It's okay. I'd still fuck your oshi, Anonchama.

>>42260116
>>42260259
Yup, still seething.

>>42259803
Thanks, this is what I thought.
The earlier stuff I heard Luna'd be turning 40 this year or the next, not 30.

My cute hag hawk wife!

>>42227994
w-why are you looking at me like that Botan?

>>42261462
Do you think OL want to rape Gaijins?

>>42261569
>_A_ SE_
Pat, I'd like to solve. Is the answer "hag sex?"

>>42261569
She spotted her prey and is ready to pounce

>>42259525
>Almost 7 partners, on average, at age 30 for Japanese women.
Everybody's a roastie past that age, anon.
http://sagami-gomu.co.jp/project/nipponnosex/experience_sex.html
Here, a survey by a japanese condom manufacterer if you want more info about how many dicks your hag-oshi had inside her, and how often she fucked.

Just give it up already faggot and go back to wherever you came from

>>42262388
>>42262496
lmao

>>42261634
Free hags? What could go wrong?

>>42262388
Kek, that article couldnt be more biased. Of course a fucking company that benefits from people sleeping with randoms every day is gonna say thats totally normal and everybody do it. Like when Porncompanies recommend masturbation lmao. It's literally their bussiness. And you know we dont like your roastie for more reasons that her bodycount. But you always go to that place. You're a cuck and you masturbate to the idea of your oshi fucking 100 men. What a sad cunt you are.

>>42262788
Someone sounds angry. Does mommy need to tuck you in?

>>42263200
Holy fuck.

>>42263200
I dont think mommies support killing babies but that old whore can suck my dick if she wants. Obviously after showing me her STDs tests

>>42263333
It's funny, I dislike her a lot but I would absolutely hatefuck the shit out of Nina.

>>42252255
Can someone who's Oshi is Towa tell me what she'd be like when she becomes a hag? I've looked through her thread and all I can deduce from it is silly random comments about her and how she's a dork and unlovable (which may be sarcasm).

>>42263200
Are you a chat bot? Every single time you make the exact same posts.

>>42263546
I don't watch her either but I do know that she's a fellow haglover and often appears during birthday concerts.

>>42263496
Nina is my Nijishi and I would lovey dovey sex her until she calls me a good honey.

hags are old and dusty. in their 30s. have single digit viable eggs left. they are also hairy down there and sweaty.

>>42263496
Everyone have a nonhag who'd totally fuck her silly. Though that doesnt mean we have to shit up the thread with non hags. I'd like to rape Ayame until she starts to stream

>>42263860
This only makes me harder

>>42263860
I know, isn't it the sexiest thing you've ever heard?

>>42263906
She's 30+ which means she's a hag. Nobody made a fuss when she was posted earlier itt and that's how I'd prefer to be.

>>42264084
>nobody make a fuss when she was posted earlier
Imagine lying like that lol
>hag is just 30
It's not, you've been told dozens of times already. You're a broken record always repeating the same thing.

SOON

>>42264325
I want to give Pekora a sibling

>>42262788
I don't care about your message, but thank for that image. It's incredible.
Any more like this?

>>42263938
too big

>>42264535
I can go bigger if you like.

>>42264652
you can. it's still too big, but i will love this hag no matter how comically you inflate her. bush almost perfect needs more

>>42264167
>imagine lying like that
I'm referring to these posts.
>>42237504
>>42233047
Try not to be a fucking retard next time.

>>42264837
>he likes petite hags and hates plump ones
Incomprehensible, but here.

>>42263860
Your point being? They can still get some pure love and they won't carry the burden 20 year olds do.
Then again, they would be better off than being with an idiot like me.

For every cunny lover in jp there’s a hagchad lurking in the shadows
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/more-young-japanese-men-romantically-involved-with-older-female-coworkers-than-younger-ones-survey
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/one-third-of-single-japanese-men-surveyed-say-they-prefer-an-older-lover

>>42261634
Yes if you find a “Gaijin Hunter”
Had OL’s seduce me a few times when I hung out at a ramen shop near the jp language school
Quite a few of them looked like Botan and Mio’s rm
The ones that approached me preferred westerners becuase they hated how spineless jp men were and found it hot that a younger man could be so bold and not bow to senpai/kouhai roles

>>42265170
too small

>>42266151
I agree, but I was trying to accommodate (((smaller)))chama.

>>42264964
>I'm refering to these posters that are me or people from my original thread that came after my spam
You're absolutely retarded. And you ignore all the other posters who dont want you here.

>>42267568
The point still stands that nobody was making a fuss about it before you showed up. Get better critical thinking skills if you want to have an argument with someone. Here, have a hag. That oughta calm you down.

>>42263546
Like another anon said, she's already a haglover with who she interacts with, she'll take on a mature posture wonderfully while still being her dorky self that every loves. Also hag musicians/singers are a blessing gifted from god

>>42269588
Last reply I give to you schizo
>until you came
Nigger learn your place. I'm here since day 1. You're a newfag who keeps posting offtopic. And I see you still ignore all the other posters that always tell you to fuck off. Every time is the same dance with yoy faggot. You have 4 threads in this board where your roasties are actually discussed but you still come here to spam images and obviously samefag
>all roastie post comes with 2 posts replying to it
Couldnt be more obvious. Lastly thank for the Polka. You finally post a hag

Uhh my hag wife and hag gf turned into lolis. What should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/live/8JLAvH1F248?feature=share

>>42277925
Be the onii-chan they deserve

>>42277925
Be their nii-san for ni san, obviosuly

I think hags.

>>42279759
I like the way you think.

>>42279759
hags? why would you think of silly old women? care to elaborate?

>>42259525
>>42277813
at least 1-3 of them take turns posting a different harlot every other week, spamming images that often have 0 replies until someone calls them out and they throw a hissy fit throughout the entire thread
>we're gonna have her updated for VTLeague. She'll finally get her lolibaba body
splendid, can't wait

>>42274905
Sweet, can't wait until Towa hits 30 so she can be posted in this thread with all the other hags.
Thank you for the helpful info, anon!

Man, there aren't a lot of good pics of Gundou on pixiv that isn't porn.

>>42294214
And that's why I prefer Toko.

Your honour, my client does not "have a thing for older women" as the accuser claims. He in fact has a lifetime prescription for medicinal HagSex. It is, in his words, "the only cure for living in a cold and lonely world".

A-aren't they a bit too old to be wearing such skimpy clothing?

>>42298181
I was coming to post this myself. These fucking hags cant keep getting away with shit like this. They need to take responsibility for what they've done.

>>42079556
The Fenhag sounds different today.

AIIIEEEE I WANT LUI ONICHAN TO RAPE ME

>>42298181
>This is official art
These damn hags, seducing gaijins. Pregnancy correction needed

bump

>>42298181
Mio looks gorgeous in anything that she wears.
Yes, that includes Polka's clown outfit.

>>42307018
I like it when chuubas wear each other's outfits.

>>42307018
>Yes, that includes Polka's clown outfit.
>Implying Polka's outfit isn't sex

>>42308282

>>42308383
I have never liked clowns in general and Polka always looked dorky and silly to me. No sex appeal at all.
But that all changed when I watched a few random videos of her. Now her voice has enthralled me and I want nothing more than to be her property to vent all her frustration on and being her love pillow to squeeze / hump when she goes to sleep.

>>42298181
Yes, and it's fucking hot.

Have you guys seen Kaela's kimono? It's pure sex

>>42298181
Perfect nails for scratching up my back as I impregnate them.

>>42312143
I don't watch indogs.

>>42313315
You should try watching Reine and Kaela. They're pretty cool when they dont collab with Tempiss and EN

(144p) Hag GF
I'm glad that she tweeted something today, and wish her full health before Valentine's

>>42279082
Cute hag daughter

I wanna mate this hag

>>42316392
Okay now what?

>>42317068
The perfect position to give her a surprise by shoving it in, even if it's the wrong hole.

>>42317483
oyakodon?

>>42312143
Yes I want to soak the eggs of the tired hagsmith

>>42317483
nothing has changed still wanna!

>>42321901

>>42325205
She really is pretty, isn't she?

>>42327420
yes!

What are you supposed to do when one of your favourite hags is a redditor?

Erotic elves

>>42328721
give her an updododoot
and this may shock you but; she's also a twitter user

>>42328791
Made for nonstop breeding and impregnation

>>42331244

>>42328918
I did it. The things I do for love...

>>42316392
Aren't you worried about the copulation tie? You could be stuck in her pussy for over four hours as she uses her strong vaginal muscles to suck your balls dry.

>*casts a spell using arcane hagicks to bless the next thread*

>>42335817
Thank you, BIG GOD MION