/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

>Tutu already needed a vet visit
Not a good start

Just leave your new kitten at home alone bro, it's fine.

>>42138780
That's just the checkup you give new pets and vaccines

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620606909580722176
Tutu stole her away from us! That bastard!

>>42138938
I'm guessing that means no stream today? She probably wants to keep an eye on Tutu if she's "coned" up

>0.9Mbps
kek, No wonder nips use fax machine.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620429221117169667

>>42139046
You are off by over 1000x that's 0.9gbps not mbps

>>42139046
Illiteratechama…

>>42139046
Thats fiber optic you dummy.

remember to love your Mori

>>42139743
And what if I dont
WHAT IF I DONT

>>42139785
I'll sic Mumei on you

I'm hungry for Mori, but I'm feeling great today. How are you doing fellow deadbeats?

>vacation leave
>cat-mom leave
>Internet setup leave
>Reaper business leave
She sure needs a lot of time off streaming...

it was just a normal checkup, not because something was wrong with Tutu

>>42140120
3 of those happened literally at the same time.

Tutu is the strongest creature on earth!

>>42140024
Pretty good, Mori looking bigger than ever!

>>42140120
I don't mind as long as the vacation is not related to reaper business (especially Twitch)

Mori is fat with an F-A-T cuz she know she has a weight problem and doesn't give a fuck anymore.

>>42141343
I want to rest my head on her chubby belly

more like horse cock destroyer

>>42141485
What were the tweets?

>>42141485
nigga, fuck off, we're really not interested in your crusade

>>42141485
I thought he was a shithead for hopping on the hate train for clout afterbusing his songs in his videos, but didn't think it was actually something that could get his account suspended.

>>42141776
It wasn't a "hate train" just cringy goofs.

>>42141407
>>42141561
>>42141605
>>42141776
was it the usual image they post?

>>42141776
To be fair, all he needs to do is delete the shitty tweets and his account comes right back. Kind of poetic that he loses all of those likes he did it for it the first place

>I'll do make up by doing more member streams
how many times will she try that shit

>>42141832
Eh the posts themselves were, but you know damn well he did it because hating on her was basically at its peak. You could tell from the comments that's exactly who he was getting attention from. He wouldn't of did 2 more in a row after he saw the first was popular if it wasn't the case. He's probably annoyed he never was able to reach the popularity he had with his sucker mash up.

>>42141871
No, apparently someone got that tripleq guys account suspended for making those mori vs x tweets so he had to delete them to get his account back.

>>42142080
To be fair I don't think she has missed the 3 member streams per month after she promises "more member streams this month" it just never goes more than 3 streams a month. So if you want to be technical its never correct but at least the baseline is hit.

>>42142337
>to be fair I don't think she has missed the 3 member streams per month after she promises "more member streams this month"
she still ended 6 streams behind her own schedule last year
she honestly should just reduce it to 2 a month but she's stubborn and the member count isn't looking too great either, so I guess she's feeling bound

>>42142337
Eh I think she should just remove the 3 streams a month thing to shut up the couple autists. I don't think anyone else puts an actual number on member streams. Mori does more member streams than anyone anyways.

>>42140402
She's putting on that winter blubber.

>>42142473
I mean, this is basically a holdover from when she had tiered membership. I don't think most care.

>>42142473
This. the main source of fuel for antis is Mori failing to meet her own high expectations.

>>42141485
God you insufferable homo

>>42142569
she cares, that's the whole problem
instead of just doing them as she likes, she put on a quota that she fails to uphold, annoying and disappointing herself in the process
she has a tendency to do things like that

>>42142463
How do you check a tuber's membership numbers?

Okay but Mori needs a full marching band for her 2nd sololive and a 3rd outfit she transforms into mid song with her life-fiber infused 2nd outfit.

>>42142687
mobile youtube has an exploit where you can see live viewership on membership streams
+ likes on vids/poll votes
Mori's on the lower side for Myth in all of those

>>42142687
You can't. They all have over 5k which is the only thing we know since they all have maximum emote slots.

>>42142674
>she cares about how she does her job

How fucking dare she!

>>42142687
/#/ probably has some weird way that is only 50% accurate most of the time if you ask them. But didn't a number get shown during that Penumbra stream when she accidentally let non-members in?

>>42142519
Damn it feels good to be a architect.

>>42142730
I like Satsuki more

>>42141407
Comfy Anon.

>>42142825
The only true way is emote count and that stops working at 5k which every EN is over and yes they take slots away if you fall under.

>>42142730
She's a deadbeat. I'm sure of it.

>>42142825
>she cares about how she does her job
no, she cares about an arbitrary quota that no one expects from her, neither her management nor her "customers"
and those quotas aren't actually effective in making her try harder or focus her priorities, they just stress her out when she fails to uphold them

What's stopping Mori from singing Don't Lose Your Way?
We need a true blue triggerfag for EN3, JP7 or ID4

>>42143189
if she's a fan of Inferno Cop I'll kneel

>>42143300
she did mention enjoying it long ago

>>42143300
I want Mori in a cop costume

>>42143300
She mentioned liking Inferno Cop way back

>>42143300
Pretty sure she likes basically everything trigger does. Even if the story is bad she respects their style.

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTpG07M2bU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMY1EM3nzdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N8T4uh_edk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqUCpDH1tvE

>>42142519
Its our duty to ensure the warmth of Mori Calliope

>>42143132
And if the "quotas" weren't there do you think we would even get the 2 member streams we usually get? With how she seems to be low on ideas for member streams we probably wouldn't get any at all if she didn't force herself to do them.
Mori is a person who needs some sort of structure or oversight otherwise she struggles to get things done (due to over-promising everywhere and one of those commitments having to give or her attention span working against her). Look at the Nezumi scheme MV as an example, she used them as member streams because they would force her to get it done.

>>42142825
Honestly I agree with him, nobody else in EN does as much membership streams as her, she doesn't need to hold herself to that three-a-month standard if she doesn't want to.

I wish mori would do another track making stream...

>>42143623
that's why I think she should lower the quota to something more attainable rather than dispose of it altogether
she tends to have no problem with putting out 2 member streams a month and that's about the HoloEN average in the first place
she'd feel better for sticking to her schedule and people would stop dealing with "overpromise, underdeliver" loop every other month

>>42142855
Could you guys stop? I dont need a chubby fetish on top of all the other shit fetishes vtubers have given me.

>>42143765
Mori should do a trackmaking stream, but instead it's actual train tracks.

>>42143893
You're going to need one if you want to love Mori

>>42143893
What you mean you don't wanna think about, look at and feel soft warm bellies,thighs and booba that all squishy and look tight in clothes.

>>42143491
Surprisingly she didn't seem too into Edgerunners. She mentioned it once when it was brought up in chat but not much more (probably because she was obsessed with Uta at that time)

>>42143893
They are actually starting to get really annoying bordering on spam. Once a thread can be amusing, not a dozen posts.

>>42144341
Retro cyberpunk anime is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZakDfseyo
peaked in the 90's.

>>42144201
He's right you know. Once you've enveloped yourself into the warmth of a chubby girl, it's over

>>42143491
Little Witch Academia watchalong when?

>>42144845
Might be able to get her to watch the movie

Stream tonight (JP)?

>>42145294
Doesn't seem like it. Maybe a schedule then

>>42143765
I just want more music content of any type, and P3P.

>>42142115
That was one good fucking mashup. Shame he had to stoop down to this.

>>42142115
wait he kept going after his first two things he posted? how fucking hard did he go? his first tweets are still there

>>42148087
He did 2 more after the first and there are a couple more random things here and there. It was really obvious he was just trying to get clout off it.

>>42148233
well yeah when his best tweets get 200 likes and suddenly hes getting tens of thousands he thinks hes relevant again
were the deleted ones extra bad or same as the other ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWwxghutYs0
O shit, cute hags have been on for 69 minutes and nobody told me

https://mobile.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620653769519435776

Ina also replied in like 30 seconds lol.

At least she streams more than gura

Who are these people pretending to be deadbeats?
Go away.

>>42149642
Ogey

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620654952870973440
It's not actually Pippa's birthday, Mori...

>>42149642

>>42149847
Why did Pippa say that anyways?

>>42149915
To win an internet argument

>>42149915
she said it was to win an argument, but I can't find the context

>>42149987
And what was that argument? I kinda want to see her react to mori tweeting that since she was basically hyperventilating before raiding mori that one time.

>>42150091
I dunno she was interacting with another streamer, so it was just some bit. She is currently laughing about it and cringing heavily

Mori is devastated
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620657248874930177

>>42150091
she's been laughing about it for the last 5 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqUCpDH1tvE

Footrabbit is dying of laughter rn.

>>42150154
Oh shit she uses ShareX, based

>>42150154
Holy shit I think she might pass out from cringing and laughing at the same time.

>>42150162
Footrabbit is a good one. We need more funny nicknames for everyone here.

The only way to defeat a tsundere is to be even more tsundere.

capippi here. Tell your oshi thanks for almost killing ours it was cute.

>>42150440
I just clicked the youtube link above and her sides are dead lmao. I still don't know the context though.

>>42150427

>>42149475
Apparently she's living with Gura now? The hell did I miss during this break?

>>42150516
TLDR: she decided to fuck with Penumbral this afternoon and used the birthday tweet to bait us into raiding him for 2 hours.

I think Mori and Pippa should fuck
and let me watch

>>42150587
Ina and gura are staying at the same place in Japan just like Bae, Mumei and Fauna did

>>42150587
??????

>>42150587
I haven't caught up all the way on Ina's streams, but they seem to be holed up in the same hotel. Likely why there's been more ample opportunities for Ina and Gura to hang out.

I haven't watched the rabbit, has she stepped back on the 4chan pandering? /here/tubers just kind of make me cringe in general

>>42149847
That was a cute exchange.

>>42150801
That's what I heard, but everytime I've tuned into her streams she is spending 90% of the time reading every 1 dollar super chat.

Mori stop being a persona protagonist, you can take Tutu to doctor, make a schedule and stream within same day.

>>42151004
Tutu is telling her to go the fuck to bed right now.

>>42150894
More chemistry with each other in 12 minutes than she's had with Kiara in the last 12 months.

>>42150943
Last hour of stream is basically the super chat reading. The jump from low 4 view to 2k views has caused a great increase in super chats.

>>42150943
>she talks to her chat about random stupid shit
This is seriously what Mumei does and no one has a problem with her.

>>42150801
I think it's more of a case that her chat breaks containment, from what I've watched she's a little yab but that's the part of her brand at this point. I doubt deny she attracts a certain type because I can ID a few artfags that were around /a/ and /tg/ years ago.

Like pic related.

>>42150801
She doesn't hide the fact that she's /here/ but I wouldn't really say she panders either.

>>42151156
based
never ever watch streams

>>42151228
I do, fuck Mumei she's fine

>>42151228
Pippa is a psychotic nazi in denial who probably lives on canned tuna and has her house booby-trapped with homemade nail-bombs.
Mumei is the same, but she's also cute. And cuteness absolves everything.

>>42151228
I mean Fauna did that for 6 hours yesterday while becoming increasingly frustrated at shiny Pokemon rates and it was great. From talking about how she disliked Great Expectations, talking shit about Panera Bread (even if it was partially Fauna's fault), and trying to inform the masses about "Big Lemon" putting too much caffeine into Lemonade. I find that can be the best content sometimes.

>>42151231
Speaking of, I can't believe Dan worked on the new Dead Space, I always forget he's been working at EA for a while now
It's kind of amazing seeing where fags I've posted with a decade ago have ended up

>>42151228
Because Mumei is love.

>>42151090
It's 3pm, even Morgana doesn't do that.
>>42150943
This is honestly what stops me from watching her streams every time I try. It's somehow worse than both Mumei's random rambling and Kiara's tangents.

Okay, so about Pippa
Does Mori know and does she care? About the Kiara thing?

>>42151629
Shit really? Kim? Yeah it's nice to know that these faggots are still around, and seeing them floating around in vtubing spaces feels nice. Vtubing really is a retirement home for millennials.

>>42151808
>Dan
>Decu
>even Planefag before he was nuked from twitter
Yeah.. It's funny that global even feels like an /a/ refugee camp sometimes

>>42151770
Mori doesnt care aboout drama, Pippa also did a Lean joke about Mori

>>42151770
That tweet happened like 2 years ago now when no one knew shit about phase connect. I doubt kiara or mori know about that tweet.

>>42151770
Mori doesnt have above surface level info about any vtuber

>>42152054
On the vtuber side there's Leafit who's an LoL game-designer, Picky - an oldie from /jp/ who made one of the banners and our infamous pink cat.
Still remember managed to trigger Leaf into selfposting because I shitposted about Lux a little too much.

Ame and IRyS just suddenly decide to start streaming at the same time lol.

>jwu
>check twitter
what a great start into februrary

>>42152668
I remember that happening with Leaf, that was pretty funny
It's a small world after all

>>42151770
It would honestly be pretty hypocritical on Mori to hold people accountable for shit they said in ignorance/intoxication/both years ago. On top of that just being a pretty petty way of thinking in general.

>>42151770
>dramafagging
cool story bro

>>42153344
umru...

>>42151599
That was a really good stream. She actually plays DnD, and been playing for a while. Fauna is great, green woman love.

Mori better like takenoko over kinoko or I will be very dissapointed

She loves anti vtuber more than her deadbeats

>>42155255
Tutu is an anti vtuber?

>>42155130
I honestly can't tell a difference. It's a biscuit with chocolate on them. They are small enough to get crushed into nothing with 1 bite. Maybe I'll buy a pack of both from 7-11 on my way home if they still have them to see if there is any side by side.

Squadala

>>42155345
I'm jealous, I can only find kinoko where I live unless I go to an import store

that's it fuck this I fucking hate Mori now this stupid bitch has gone and done too fucking much I'm dropping her and my new oshi is Tutu

>>42155480
The 7-11s here are very inconsistent for their import stuff. They might have one or they might have the other or they might have both! Any way I can still grab a slurpee.

>>42155616
Tutu stream when?

>>42151770
Pippa is literally autistic and can't help herself

>>42155677
I would love if she got assets for both kitties and had them peeking in on stream and floating around.

Tutu looks cuddly as f-word

Okay deadbeats
Which emotes if any would you be okay with replacing for any Tutu and ghost cat emotes

>>42156205
the skull heart no one really uses that one

>>42156205
The Black Heart, two of the 4 glow sticks, maybe the salt and pepper shaker?

>>42156313
the pepper shaker is already gone...

>>42156205
>basic skull
>the beer bottle (not the one with Mori holding one, the one by itself)
>skull heart
>some glowsticks
>Gho Strider
So that's at least six free slots open

>>42155677
We will probably hear her in the very first stream she does, whenever that happens.

>>42156205
Someone should suggest a cat emote making stream for one of the member streams.

>>42156465
Nah man, she already got rid of Ghostrider, she can't get rid of Goh

>>42155677
That is one photogenic cat

>>42156205
Don't need any "ghost cat" emote, would be a complete waste

WAKE THE FUCK UP DEAD BEATS!!
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620696485456392194

Streaming tonight!
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620696485456392194
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620696485456392194
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620696485456392194

>>42157489
MORI LOVE!

>>42157489
My Mori fix is finally here!

>>42157489
>>42157524
WHEN

>>42157636
TONIGHT!

>>42157705
WHEN TONIGHT

>>42157740
YES TONIGHT MORI STREAM

Probably the normal 10PM JST slot if I had to wager

>>42157766

>>42157766
BUT WHEN, MORIRIN!!!??

https://cover-corp.com/news/detail/20230201_announcement_en/
UMRU FUCKING HIDE

>>42157489
Habbinin'!

>>42157825
please let a twit tard get hit with a C&D Cover I need to see some schadenfreude

>>42157823
TONIGHT LIEK THE TWEET SAYS STREAM TONUGHT

>>42157489
Man, that was a long almost two weeks. Didn't help that work sucked

>>42157489
God dammit you bitch. Good thing I don't plan on going to work tomorrow because roads are going to be shit.

>>42157825
unfortunately it only applies if they live in Japan unless the US decides to pass similar laws.

I MISSED MY MORI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>42155670
Bad news, they replaced the cool variety of japanese snacks at the local 7-11 with literally 12 flavors of pocky.

Get some sleep, stream in about 5 hours

Good news, morpi stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFyMg2OocI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFyMg2OocI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFyMg2OocI

>>42158877
Thanks Mori

here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFyMg2OocI

>>42158877
I think I will.

>>42158877
time for 2 hours of sleep thanks Mori

I'm so excited for the unnamed ghost cat

>>42158877
its 10 am and im at work, mori

Man I really have gotten more sleep in the last 2 weeks than I have in a very long time. Time for that to end.

>>42159174
same lol

>>42144429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBP3JMaQj8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcotjy_RXAw
WITH THE EYES CLOSED
THE MIND HAS A PEEERFEEECT VIIEEEEEWWWWW

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620709478290325504

Karen is fat and she is ashamed of it. you can watch the video of her and kson fishing and she is clearly hiding her fat rolls. your oshi is a disgusting piggie.

https://twitter.com/JubyPhonic_P/status/1620540634414333952
Hey, jubes has a new origsong.

>>42143189
Honest answer is UMG and her having strict karaoke perms.

>>42160064
When has she ever said she has different perms than anyone else?

>>42160212
When we asked her about singing Ado in unarchived. She has more eyes on her in both archived and unarchived.

>>42151231
>>42152054
>were around /a/ and /tg/ years ago.
How much of /morig/ are bad enough dudes to remember this?

>>42150587
Ina is Gura's nursemaid for this trip, make sure she doesn't bonk her head during seizures.

>>42160266
I'm still mad about no kissu

>>42160262
That's literally everyone. Usseewa and Odo starting like 4 or 5 months ago are the only Ado songs they can sing unarchived.

>>42160266
>it's been almost 10 fucking years

>>42160409
No, Mori can't even do those. UMG rules. She also can't do a cheeky disney song in unarchived like Gura or Reine or Mumei.

kissing mori and holding hands

>>42160729
So she can do the OP ado songs, but not others?

Member schedule is out

>>42160844
She's got to clear them in a different manner than other girls somehow. She didnt get super specific.

Mystery streams...

Holy shit, I've missed RPG maker Sundays so much

no off collabs, that's a shame

>>42160881
I think the censored one maybe off collab chadcast.

>>42156504
Or the ghost cat

>>42160943
I'm hoping one of the mystery streams will be one

>>42156465
Nooooo, not the basic skull, I use that!

OH, that's the censored thing

>>42161116
himemori is such a better name

>>42161179
Too on the nose for a public name. It was fine for /here/

>>42161202
It's not even "Princess" it's just about how she's a stuck up bitch

>>42155677
Tutu stream now

>>42160855
Honestly a great return. Geo guesser is great zatst filler. P3, the long awaited Nezumori stream. The return of RPG maker games, Tutu Stream and who know what’s in the mystery box.

>>42161296
No Suzy concert watchalong though. Maybe planning to do it with Ina since she wanted to do one as well.

>>42161345
Might be what the Tuesday ??????? is

>>42161372
It would be scheduled. She has all month.

>>42160855
The only complaint I can voice is "where's Sui live watchalong". Otherwise I really like it.

>>42161345
There wasn't that many people doing watch alongs of suzy's concert I noticed. 4 JPs that I forget who, Bae and Zoombie. Maybe she did find soem others who want to do it too.

>>42161403
We don't know what Gura and Ina's time actually is. They could both be going back today for all we know. Bae and Kiara are there for a longer time.

Where's chadcast?

Wait, that geoguessr + news stream is at 3pm PST. Think she has a song of sorts coming out after?

>>42161493
Kiara said she will be meeting both Ina and Gura whens he goes back so they will be there for awhile.

>>42161498
Who knows, IRyS just got better enough to stream today so maybe they didn't schedule it yet.

Ahhh
I missed her

>>42161576
Didn’t they want to do that 24 hour relay for the anniversary?

>>42160266
Razzle dazzle.

>>42161372
The last time we had a ?????? on the schedule, it was the Zutomayo song so i'm gonna huff some copium and say its something big

>>42161680
That might be out the window unless Mori and Bae to the heavy lifting for the stream time with the way IRyS' throat has been.

>>42161714
Mori tends to do songs like that in pairs. Q/King, Capsule/Wicked, two Sheep raps, Crown/GYS. Share some of that hopium with me.

>>42161732
I’d be happy with the first off-collab chadcast. Bae’s still in Japan right?

>>42138612
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>>42161844
for the rest of the month.

The Geoguesser news is just the Nezumori announcement. It's happening before the schedule goes public so Mori can uncensor it before she posts it on Twitter tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/ZedGawr/status/1620655690284158976

>>42161943
We already know the outcome here.
No mere human could defeat death.

>>42161869
Plenty of time to get that scheduled even taking the short reaper business trip into account.

>I have some huge surprises this week, you guys are gonna flip
I don’t recall her saying stuff like this very often so I’m excited to see what that means

>>42162476
I hope some involves her 1 or 2 million wish

>>42162476
The jacket is coming off..

Holy shit I only know there’s a Mori stream soon because I woke up to grab some water. My alarm wasn’t set to go off till an hour after it started

>>42162813
and how did that make you feel?

It’s amazing what a single stream announcement did for this split

>>42164094
Deadbeats need their morinium to avoid going schizo. Now that a fix has been secured things are calm.

>>42164094
It's okay, I still loathe Apex.

>>42156205
All of them

>>42164094
I needed my Mori fix. Now that I have it, I need some announcement. Concerts, lives, offcollab karaokes, and ultimately second Sololive.

I'm legitimately curious as to why there's no watchalong on the schedule. She said it would be "this week" so it probably won't even be the ?????

>>42164853
As someone pointed out a while back. Her english was just confusing in that tweet. When she said “in the coming week” she meant her internet getting set up. She has a month till Suzy’s vod disappears I think

I just watched Pippa live reacting to that entire twitter exchange
keks were had

>>42164193
I wish nurse Mori would take my semen sample.

>KFP getting GFE stream
Man, they are lucky. I wish Mori could do these kind of streams.

>>42166469
The bar for GFE is lower than ever if you consider that GFE

>>42166469
And this relates to mori in any capacity how? Go back to the kfp split

>>42166469
We got members asmr and cat tower building. Good for them if they are happy, I’m happy too

>>42162558
wasnt her 1 million wish something already? im thinking that or the 2 million wish was the storefront...

>>42167459
We’re getting cat asmr too. In fact which as a KFBeat you can only get in one spot. Any asmr for that matter.

>>42138612
The problem is that it's obvious that they are just looking for the male attention that they never got.
They are simply doing the exact same thing they chide the audience for.

Bet 10 bucks it will be delayed for 30 minutes

>>42169528
Deal, get venmo ready.

Twitch arc returns?

>>42169922
are you just saying shit just to say shit?

Mori soon Mori sooooon~

mori in the morning got me ready to meep

did that relax time figure ever come up for preorder yet?

>>42169528
I don't see your superchat.

Mori!

kek so that's what that was.

NEW INTRO NEW INTRO

Consider the following

remember the constant fucking sneeding over the ghost cat?

very fast Tutu zooming at incredible hihg speed

KNEEL

>that ghost cat
kek Mori

She fucking MS Painted over Ghost Cat.

>>42171084

This is exactly the type of stupid shit I expected. Love it.

Ghost cat hate

This is such a flex lmao

Already complaining about how the break didn't feel like a break and she needs a break

>>42171383
I fucking kneel.
My oshi is a fucking genius.

i dont get the ghost cat thing, am i dumb

God I've missed her so much
>>42171084

>Móri can't stop playing with her pussy

>>42171514
It's a cat. Which is a ghost. It followed Tutu into Mori's home.

>>42171514
It's a ghost

YOU FUCKING LUCKY CAT THAT SHOULD BE ME LAYING ON HER CHEST

>you will never give Mori love bites

I'm jealous of these fucking cats
..

Obviously ghost cats are real.
Why does she need to hide this?

>cats are allowed to sleep on Mori's bountiful chest
Every day I ask myself: why was I not born a Japanese shota? Why was I not born a cat?

>>42171642
yeah its real, she is showing it on screen. White just like a ghost.

I will NEVER stop being mad about the "ghost cat" fiasco

When is the collab?

You want as many off collabs as possible but waste a week

>>42171767
roboco has poster her cat on both of her accounts before. Dunno why she even needs to follow the rule.

This "ghost cat" system won't last more than a month before a slip up. More than likely she'll have to stop posting pics to the Mori account

>>42171767
>>42171851
Holy shit get over it
You're a grown man

This pet shop is sounding more and more shady the more she reveals

>>42171851
or just ignore it like several other JPs holos do.

>>42171906
I already have, I'm saving every Tutu pic until we lose that

Trying to develop cat content on both sides was a mistake.
Within a month this rule will break.

>>42172148
>>42171851
>>42171767
You can shut up about it now.

Ghost cat is a dope

You just know she stuck her tongue out when she imitated the ghost right now.

Imagine being upset about cats.

I just realised because timezones that the geogussr stream is in 8 hours.

Poor Tutu, she's becoming the red-headed step child

By god I hate this woman

>>42172430
Prove it.

>>42171821
thread-reader-anon the other two are not there for vacadion
Just like ID1, they'll have time once they finish work

>>42172430
We gotta make this into a proper green text

>I would rather be the one to get pounded
Uh what did she mean by this? (By me)

>>42172430
This is 100% greentext material

>>42172514
>>42172560
I cannot believe "I hate this woman" is quite literally real now

look at this smug bitch

fuck this I want pictures of them together

>>42172703
my new oshi

>>42172703
I want to scratch under its chin.

>>42172728
Should have been watching the stream from the beginning then

>>42171514
She felt she needed to be fair to the non-hololive side for some dumb reason

>>42172772
I was, that's edited

>>42172795
Never seen a ghost that wasn't white

>>42172795
Meds

>>42172795
>He couldn't see it

Pin pon guys in central Tokyo are lacking

wow those workers sound fucking lazy

>A cat shit on my boot
>She wants me to carry a whole couch up the stairs
>She's not gonna pay me
>God I hate this woman

Those fucks sound very lazy and deserve to get fucked. Doorways are fucking standard size. There's no way furniture in fucking Ikea is made in a way that doesn't fit.

I have been smiling for 50 minutes straight. I must look insane but I'm so happy she's back.

>>42173190
sounded like they didn't want to carry the couch up the stairs with the crane comment

If it was an issue with the stairwell that would make sense. But not even trying to get it in the door?

she's gushing about her pussy

TUTU GOOD

>>42173308
don't lie to me it hasn't been 50 minutes that would mean I should have gotten up 20 minutes ago

I want to be Tutu and breastfeed from Mori

>>42173190
>Doorways are fucking standard size
Ehh, depends. Especially if the owner did any re-planning.

Tutu is good
Ghost cat is a bastard

So her cats are basically both dogs

The story of the sofa shows how retarded Japanese life is.

Princess Tutu...

I glad Mori is giving us lots of Tutu pictures to spam.

my heart is full

>Tutu is getting headpats right now

that's not pictures of them together!
God! That was such a stupid fucking decision!

>mori's cats are making me want a cat
oh no

Mah, there's this weird fuckin ghost outside! It looks like Tutu!

>>42173816
MA

No Forest Forest Meditation...

>>42161937
guess not
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1620799275360731141

>>42173915
That's a solid schedule. Our boy is back.

ATM Hate

I bet it was pandemonium cause of the new year

>>42173807
>mori's cats are making me want to be a cat
ftfy

>I'm kind of glad it got cancelled, I was pretty lonely
Who could have seen this coming...?

>>42173816
>>42173856

She's beginning to feel the need to settle down.

>>42174097
yeah, with me

Is it because of Japan's retarded credit card companies?
I am not surprised considering they are still using real cash in the 21st century.

>>42174111
t.utu

>CCV lower than ppl waiting for the first take

CRABCAKE LOVE

>Mori goes to Indonesia

Is that why people take pictures of their food? To be less lonely?

>>42174061
Some of us were saying exactly that in this split but no we need to have arguments about how she's just perfect and everything is always perfect

>>42174138
probally. My bank would overnight me a new card if a ATM ate it while on vacation.

>>42174194
Also to brag.

>>42174097
yeah, with me.

Mori it's obvious you needed to take that trip with friends

Slow song about wanderlust but then realizing she just wants to be with friends. Would be nice.

>>42174202
This is a completely diffrent thing from the retardation you guys were spewing the other day.

>>42174314
don't give her ideas for her next song album

>>42174314
That would be nice and impactful

She really must be making bank

>>42174217
Can your bank deliver new card to Singapore?

>>42174387
Yes actually. They guarantee it anywhere fedex can overnight a delivery which is basically everywhere except places with active war going on.

She should just get rid of the America house, especially with how shitty that worked out

>>42174377
well in super chats she's earned more than 1 mil and while she doesn't have all of it you can make the safe assumption that she at least has 100k in the bank

Yes! The cats are already having the effect I had hoped for

and to think 6 months ago she was going to spend half her time in the states

So about those "actually I like plane rides"

>>42174316
Go back further to when she was in Singapore

SHE'S FINALLY REALIZING YES

RFA IS A GO

>>42174545
The second base does seem a little useless now, unless she is going to bring the cats with her. Which would be silly.
It made sense back when she wanted to spend more time closer to her family and the NA EN girls, but now both of those groups and come to her in Japan.

>>42174314
Like Lose Lose Days but better

>>42174377
You just realized it? Even least earning holos are rich. Mori has shitton of merch, album sales, views on all musical services, scs and memberships. We have no idea about splits so we have no exact numbers but it's safe to assume it's a lot.

>>42174545
It's big, empty, and makes her feel even more lonely. Only positive is being able to see family and even that was a negative in excess

no shit Mori

For once Mori took an extended vacation and came back with a great mindset. This is the best outcome.

>>42174677
>>42174634
She can stream from her Mom's and stay there for the couple days she's in America

Think it might be one of the Myth songs?

>>42174377
Double taxation probably eats a ton of it

>>42174791
Not really. She barely pays more

>>42174720
and some niggas wanted her to cut the break early

>>42174539
>overnight
>From Japan to Singapore
I forgot that you are SEA people ....

>>42174634
I figured the second base was just as much for her parents as herself. It sounded like it was way too big for just one person, and MamaMori is apparently the one looking after it when she's gone.

God Mori is having bad ideas right now

>>42174791
Aren't Japanese taxes higher than US ones? Anyway, it applies to all of them and Kiara is getting buttfucked by EU taxes that are even worse from what I remember.

don't cum yet Mori the remake isn't even out yet

Seeing Mori excited like this is something else for my heart

>>42174910
You pay whichever rate is highest for any given bracket, and split the difference between the two countries.

So do we know if her favourite character is Jin or Akihiko's friend ?

Mori's reactions to being teased give me immense joy.

>>42174864
I'm Canadian. You realize overnight just means the next day right? Also they have branches outside the country. My credit card got fucked while in China and I had New card from them before 8pm the next day.

>>42175031
It's Jin

>>42175031
I'm pretty sure she mentioned her buddy gifting her a Jin figure before so probably him.

>>42175031
Hint: she has mentioned she used to be really into hackers.

>>42174791
I can't believe you guys still exist. it was cleared up in literally 3 days and she never paid double taxes.

>>42161498

>Not music related
Rrats people?

>>42175157
marriage to me

I'm guessing Friday is an outing with Gura and Ina considering her past approach to things like this and the way she said it

As someone who went to the national geography bee, I fucking love geoguessr streams

>>42175157
It's the Nezumori live 2d model