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wife LOVE!

Pio-chan....please don't die for apple pie. It isn't worth it....

this birthday boy is allergic to everything, please protect him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwqOYXrtok

allergy to apples???????? damn

happy birthday our lovely pio chan

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

Fat cat

I normally don't have the patience or interest in zatsus, but man...I fucking love Uki zatsus. I just love him. I'm so glad he's in NijiEN.

>aster
aiaiai

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thanks for the thread, ver love! also happy birthday piochan

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
The COMA waiting room up for 9PM JST !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHOA5xzfph4

This totsu is just an excuse for Pio-chan to tell everyone to play Unpacking wrong.

i await the doppio cosplaying as ren amamiya now

>gakupo
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

Enter Ver

ver jumpscare

I'LL LEARN ABOUT ALL THE OTHER NON CRYPTON VOCALOIDS FOR YOU DOPPIO

kaichou!

>>42134222
>Boys doko?
Doppio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwqOYXrtok
Uki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbtuJuSM-ko

Upcoming:
Aster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgeeLMcG94w
Luca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNP5btWusLw
Mysta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNP5btWusLw
Alban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHOA5xzfph4
Vox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mZxn0udtQE

early schedulepost because I got a long shift tomorrow, have a good night everyone

pio-chan and ver are close hmm

>>42135378
I wanna off myself here's mysta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNMOKiC8O8

>>42135378
good night anon

>>42135421
sentinelanon wake up

ver and doppio being besties is really cute

PIO-CHAN CAN BAKE???? MY BAKER CHUBA

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! I am happy he had a chill day off yesterday but also please let him stream tonight... I am experiencing withdrawals I didn't have time to mentally prepare for

they are kino together cute

I love how Ver calls Doppio "Doppi."

I'm sorry, Doppio...Hex can't suck dicks fast enough to earn more money than all of the gacha addicts spend....

>>42135854
i think hex calls him that too right? cute that the exsoleil boys have their own nickname for him

>>42136064
all of xsoleil expect maybe kotoka are gacha addicts...

what the fuck i never heard this dub before kek

>>42135854
I honestly find the nickname Doppi more cute than Pio-chan, can't say why

>>42136185
That is exactly why the debt will never be cleared...gacha is too strong....

he's afraid of sucking..no..

>>42136064
well maybe he should stop giving out freebies the fucking whore

piochan's favorite character was davis, this explains a lot

wuca love! happy birthday doppio

my childhood fanfics were bleach and youtuber ones.....

Enter Kyo

enter wigger

these two have the largest size difference......

kek hex will die first

Gullible Hex....

you really could guilt trip him into giving you a free blowjob....

Me, Doppio Dropscythe,

I miss doppi totsu part with Hex dammit

piochan telling us all about diabolic lovers again

piochan wants to be a diabolic lovers character so bad
captcha: kyayd

>>42139170
hex hasn't joined yet, doppio was just talking about him while answering kyo's question

>>42139192
I don’t understand his obsession with it but it’s very cute

piochan reminds me of wife a little

>>42139373
Ohh the post here made me think he did

kek i actually have the same fear because sometimes i smell other people's foul breath and then get worried mine is the same

>>42139421
i feel like i need to go through it again cause the only thing i remember about it is anything but wholesome

uki's zatsu is pretty comfy and full of gossip

Enter Hex

SEX HAYWIRE

HEX TIED UP LIKE A PRESENT FOR DOPPI

>>42139867
@anon, hex is in totsu

piochan was a gamecube boy

>>42140524
im watching

>Yet another collab without Vesper
So he's basically the Sana of Tempus?

his mom let him play horror games....

>>42141079
it had a cop on it!

>wife wants to be a lighthouse
>piochan is the lighthouse
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>42141163
wife's gonna climb doppio like a lighthouse and go insane and hatefuck to suppress their own homoerotic tendanies!

>>42140417
I had to step out for a little bit, what kind of gossip? I left when he was talking about his nail handcam process.

>>42141464
I hope piochan enjoys wife's lobster...

>>42141520
something from one of his old jobs, just this one girl trying to turn a new girl against the team for no reason

kek piochan just leaking the cover

>>42141614
Sounds cozy as fuck, I'll rewatch later.

piochan wants to wear dresses

piochan wants to crossdress, you hear it here first

>>42142001
>wife likes crossdressing
>piochan likes crossdressing
THEY ARE

please wife show up already.....i need to take a bath and eat....

but hex gave you himself doppi! all wrapped up too!

piochan will get debirth

Man Uki has not given a shit about playing his character lately. Your hair is short and purple, stop talking about what it actually looks like

>>42143165
i don't feel like he's ever really been into kayfabe though

Doppio Dropscythe, the Ding of Donfidence

>>42143165
at this point i feel like he just gave up after doxxing himself so many times kek

>>42143258
He cared about it a lot more around debut like pretty much everyone, but he at least never went to the extent of giving actual details regarding his appearance that are inconsistent with his design (at least that I know of). Ig I just get worried that my oshi doesn't feel attachment to his persona, preferably he'd be attached to both his character and his fans

>>42143165
at this point only Ike cares kek

>>42143758
>forgetting about wife

>>42143689
i get what you mean, the model is an integral part of being a vtuber
>>42143758
birthday boy is still streaming....

>>42143822
Wife is so into not breaking kayfabe he said his avatar glitching out because of a phone malfunction a "muscle spasm" and had to backtrack because people were actually concerned, this man has kayfabe autism to the max.

>>42143758
you only think so because you don’t watch the rest

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IMISS YOUUUUUUUUU

Enter Fuuchan

>>42143689
I don't think Uki likes his model that much, when he can comission outfits he'll probably ask for longer hair and a more feminine looking face.

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42144362
yeah I totally have to watch all the boys to comment here roru rumao

my wife is such a good senpai

Doppi is such a good boy

>COG

Doppi is the mail man, he's going to fuck all the milfs in the neighbourhoood now.

fuldrops LOVE! it's so cute wife is fond of pio stroking his praise kink and pio is such a ray of sunshine love correcting wife!

>>42144700
wife watch out

>literature and biology is his favourite subject
TT we have the same favourite subjects....I love him

>>42144854
mine too...god i love biology so much.....wife is just like us.......!!!!!!!!!

On your birthday, I thank God that He made you. You have brought so much happiness, laughter, and wisdom into our life. Sending many best wishes for your birthday.
Happy Birthday Doppi-pi

>>42144854
still remember when he offhandedly identified a part of the brain during his first detroit stream

>>42145009
baamen! happy doppi day!

Oh? Doppi confirmed ESL

>>42145092
ny rrats destroyed. but yeah it was obvious

how would (You) feel if a standup comedian became a niji en liver

>>42145034
Wife is very much into human anatomy which is very impressive since there's so much shit to remember, I'm more into the microbiology or molecular biology side of things.

>>42145148
I wonder what is his first language, can't be Portuguese or Spanish because he said he's learning.

>>42145275
never believe chubas

>>42145275
Tagalog

I have a collection of dead beetles that I find in my garden, I keep them in a little box.

i collect seeds for no fucking reason

>>42145314
ANOTHER ONE, if he really is then flips makes the best vtubers is the conclusion I'm coming to at this point.

>>42145314
god please no

Wife you tumblr fuck I don't kids nowaday watches Doctor who anymore.

>>42145092
i saw it differently, i saw him as like one of the few white kids in a school mostly of immigrants

>>42145314
another one added to the list

no wife don't go......................

wife's cute!!!!!!
>um um um

>>42145468
Didn't he literally say
>when I had to learn English I knew it was hard

>>42145199
i never into'd science after my highschool chem, phys and math teachers, and then i did english lit in uni, which thoroughly traumatised me. i really relate to his talk about teachers making or breaking a subject. my friends have said masters level classes are much more enjoyable...

sex cat doko

I'm already missing him...

>>42145663
this totsu is for the en branch only

>>42145663
I'm assuming he's asleep since he has a 4am stream

honestly, how did i completely missed shugo chara? i swear i was watching anime during then

>>42146082
if you weren't into long series then it would make sense if you glossed over it, it went on for a while

>>42146082
shugo chara was one of my favorites! i loved akikan too....and tokyo mew mew.....god take me back

>>42146082
i got into shugo chara because of zombie loan and rozen maiden, i wasn't expecting it to be a completely different genre

I want to talk about Mysta.

Enter Ren

>>42147456
I love him and I can't stop listening to his scream remix

All my teachers where shit and I learned english cause of my mother, watching tubers continues to make me see how fucked my upbringing was.
Anyway HEX LOVE.

Escargot isn't weird...it's tasty

>>42145092
>>42145148
Of course you guys would hyperfocus on that. Even when he said he wishes to teach English.

FRENCH mentioned
What does this mean

I learned english because of tumblr. I still remember googling sonadow fanart and finding tumblr and i couldn't understand anything in there. In a way, yaoi was the real reason I learned english

>>42147714
That the french have really weird Mcdonals menu items.

>>42147667
You can still teach English if English is you're second language, a bunch of my esl teachers are esl themselves it makes them better at understanding the student.

My primary language is spanish, I should really learn JP, I hear speaking JP is easier if you know spanish for some reason.

>>42147720
I unironically got better at English to read fanfiction and consume western media.

my husband is finishing twd hopefully, another 8 hour stream fingers crossed \o/
https://youtu.be/WNP5btWusLw
https://youtu.be/WNP5btWusLw

>>42145092
lolisex truly was esl wave

>>42147941
i learned english because as a kid i really wanted to get published in that neopets newspaper they had kek

>>42147793
Cut it with the label then. That buzzword holds a different meaning here than you might think. He probably spent his whole life to be fluent, but he'll still be labeled as someone who started last week. It makes no sense.

>>42147941
same, if only i was interested in jp back then too, it wouldn't be so hard to learn it now aieeee

ren cute

GET OUT IT'S HIS STREAM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42148302
I've spoken English for 20 years now and I still call myself esl since it's my second language, I know it's used as an insult here but I don't care.

>>42148171
Yes, impressive isn't it? They're fluent enough to entertain an English audience. The same can't be said about anyone here.

>>42148563
>I know it's used as an insult here but I don't care.
Self-deprecation is not healthy.

>>42147502
The one by Camellia, you mean? I actually rewatched that recently and was surprised to find he used one of my own Mysta clips for the sampling. I'm really happy to hear they're working together for Mysta's original song, I can't wait to hear it.

>>42145663
in 6 hours

>>42147667
Are you the same anon that was throwing a fit over some funposting about where Hex was from

HOLY SHIT SEX CAT

SEX CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

oh shit, its sexcat

>>42148840
i jinxed it.....WHAT THE FUCK ALBAN

EL GATO

>>42148806
yeah it's really fucking funny. I can't believe Mysta was the last luxiem member I checked, he's really really good and cute and funny. I hope I can catch more of his streams and I can't wait for his song too!

>>42148854
>funposting
Is it really when barely anyone here likes him to begin with?

>>42148302
ESL only has a pejorative connotation /here/, everywhere else it's a normal term used to advertise language classes. if anything being called an EOP is the actual insult

piochan takes a long piss

>>42148732
I literally said I don't care if people call me esl as an insult because I am esl, why would I give a fuck about what some dumb American on this basket weaving forum say about my ability to speak English when they probably only know how to speak English and they're not even proficient at it.

i missed him so much...TOT

>>42149229
he washes his hands (and penis!) thoroughly

wut, doppio has a water cooler, never seen them out of offices

alban that's suicide

>>42149333
suicide wave real...

>>42149291
>washes his penis
does that make him... halal

>>42149040
I was posting about my obviously esl oshi as an esl because it's just a little fun speculation.

>>42149334
this anon isnt asian

>>42149334
I have one in my house, the fancy kind that also has hot water.

when are they leaving i want my 1 on 1 with sex cat

>>42149474
Based

>>42148302
ESL is used everywhere in the real world as a normal adjective to describe someone who has English as their second language. Please go outside.

Ren really is stuck in 2010 kek

>>42149197
>everywhere else it's a normal term
Where exactly? I never hear it in a non-shitposting context. And why exactly would anyone want to be labeled as such?

oh shit the leader in chat

Altare wishing Pio-chan a happy birthday

Alban enters and then Altare too in chat... what does this mean?

>>42149704
Every where else in the real world anon, I say I'm esl because my first language isn't English, it's just a descriptor.

>>42149618
see
>>42149704

>>42149815
alban really only attracts psychopaths...

>>42149815
Leader wants to sex the cat

>>42149774

>>42149827
Anon’s about to tell you to give them a list of examples or they won’t believe you stop replying to them they have Down syndrome

>>42149815
they were discussing alban's graduation and when he's joining holojp

Could anyone recommend Vox VODs where he's not malding or being particularly flirty? I don't want watch him often at all but some clips popped up on my feed where he was being dry and charismatic and I'm hoping for a bit more.

>>42149921
Thread quality would improve so much if all the anons here gets tested for autism because this is classic autistic behaviour, they're either an EOP trying to white knight or a baby esl.

AIEEEE ALBAN DON'T LEAVE TOT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SEX CAT 1 ON 1 FUCK ILUNA THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42149704
anon, i literally gave an example further down the sentence...

NO SEX CAT MY 1 ON 1 WITH DOPPI AIEEEEEE DON'T GO

i wonder why alban doesn't join collabs anymore, how fucking hard is it

alban.......TOT why.....ILUNA WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE EARLIER

>>42149948
is it ok if he's giving kisses or making sexual jokes? because thats inevitably going to be in almost every single solo stream, but i would recommend his UTT streams (except for shotos because theres heavy fujobait and salt) and his top 10 movies stream https://www.youtube.com/live/eZwrBsnJzyg

i liked his recent script writing stream too

>>42149948
His Overwatch training stream with Muma is the closest you'll have of him not raging or cursing up a storm. You'll be hard press not to find him in either states.

>>42150226
He's too busy becoming Japanese and ruining his sleep schedule, can't hop on collabs if you're asleep at 4pm.

Is this real eating noises or is it fake, I can not fucking tell...

>>42150451
if him distancing himself like this reflects outside streaming I wonder if noctyx are the only ones in en he still talks to

>ATP is the powerhouse of the cell
Doppi needs to retake highschool biology

>go to /mans/ to post about leader wishing pio a happy birthday
>see them already having a meltdown
Why are they like this?

>>42150614
the livers don't hate each other but holofags are tribalfags what did you expect

this will give me luca as a dad crumbs even if all the kids in this game are pretty annoying

he's eating the cakes with his bare hands....

>>42150660
Which is very odd because holo boys and niji boys being friends is a tradition dating back many years.

>>42150742
they fear our cute perfect en boys

>>42150614
I don't get why they like the cat and blue boy together but has a meltdown when he talks to doppi.

>>42150614
That place is full of maleanons please undastan

>>42150828
because alban is """safe""" i'm pretty sure they think everyone else is either vox 2.0 or hates holo kek

>>42150828
alban is a cutie, let's drop this topic before it gets out of hand and focus on doppio !

>>42150903
>alban is safe
don't tell that to small corpos

>>42150981
Kek.
Its ok Alban is being groomed by a korean and sex dragon.

>>42150970
I love how everyone in NijiEN loves Doppi! He fits in so well and everybody adores him, what a cute little boy!

i want to rape piochan....

>>42150660
you'd think with tempus being hated by the hologirls fans that they'd be more cordial with others that are at least neutral to them, but tribalism runs deep in the family I guess

>>42151068
he's such a cutie ! i really wanna see him and alban do a collab together TOT i think they'd get along well

>>42151089
Takaradachi...

>>42151121
Cute little boys playing (games) with each other will always be adorable!

>>42151187
comfydant. he's so tall tho i don't think i'd be able to do it...

>>42151325
Just drug him, silly or chop off his limbs.

>>42151387
oh man i forgot about drugs TOT that boy is mine!!!

>>42150251
>>42150393
Thank you! Possibly some favorite collab streams? I recall watching the impromptu Minecraft one with Vox, Luca and Sonny and it was really enjoyable.

>>42151544
my favorite collabs with him are when he's running his potty mouth at a mile a minute like the OW2 collab with selen, bobon and his brother, i don't think that's what you're looking for. maybe the EDF one.

>>42151535
Putting a roofie into Doppi's birthdrink and dragging him off to his bedroom

Ike love! Making sweet love with Ikey!

>>42151544

my favorite collabs:

smash cpu tourney w fuchan: https://www.youtube.com/live/vEJAuMUEPUM

nidhogg 2 with sonny: https://www.youtube.com/live/XQY9t56By24

flirting and kissing but its a really interesting recent zatsu about his experience in japan so: https://www.youtube.com/live/TB75nRfFfkw

he was really great during wrestlesanji too if you havent had the chance yet

>>42150614
Men are the biggest tribalfags. Other threads think the interaction is cute.

shu please join..........

>>42149827
>it's just a descriptor
Then you turn around and use it as a shitposting fuel. You're not fooling anyone.

Doppi remembers Ask jeeves he's officially part of NijiBoomer

>>42151544
Overwatch with some boys was my favorite because he gave Kyo some deserved bullying. The overall banter in this collab was kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miMFELK100

Doppi and Pomu works surprisingly well together, cute!

>>42150614
I really pity that Flayon boy who joined the company. He gets shit for views and /MANS/ is always insulting him by calling him a fujobaiter for unapologetically appealing to women and wearing skirts and shit. He's not manly enough for that audience. I know he'd be more appreciated if he joined NijiEN, it just makes me sad.

shubert drew a cute piochan!!!!!!

shu's drawing strikes again!

piochan streaming so long, his camera died

>>42149921
What I'm saying that it's ridiculous to label him as such when probably knows English a lot longer than whatever his first language is. It just means retards will fixate on him if slip-ups on a word or try to dissect his accent thru his voice. It borders on obsession.

>>42152467
They're clearly going to a new audience with his model, they're obviously trying to attract shotacons and fujos with how he looks and sounds. I'm just jealous we'll never get a boy that looks like that in NijiEN, Richard Tazhayakov you coward.

>>42152771
this anon is autistic

I'm esl, you're esl, we're all esl, at least I'm not a retard eop.

>>42152707
ToT cutee

>>42152846
sorry arcadians but i wish so badly we could have gotten flayon with asters model

>>42152846
we have a boy who pretty much looks the same age, he just doesn't sound like it. if you kept everything about kyo and gave him a shota voice he'd be the perfect bratty little brother.

anycolor keeps trying new shit hiring normies and fucking baguette people how about some fucking fat bara tits and a shota huh? fucking cunts

>>42152771
Onision became a vtuber fan

>>42153035
Anon you don't understand I want that sex outfit where you can literally SEE his hipbones and cock bulge, and yeah I understand what you mean with Kyo but I've gotten used to his voice so I can imagine him as a bratty little brother he just uh smoked a couple packs a day.

>>42153037
I'd die if we get a Quebecois bara and French shota for the gamer wave, it'd truly be in uncharted territories, real unexplored waters.

>>42153279
>French shota
no one would be prepared for that. he would be a sex pest

>>42153407
*Onii-chan* but in a French accent

>>42153149
>smoked a couple packs a day
fits the rebellious brat character setting too! i wouldn't put it past aster to eventually commission himself a coomerbait outfit. you're right in that i doubt we'd get something like that on debut. just gotta hope we get a shota with a slutty personality who'll one day get an outfit to match with it.

please don't cry doppio, i'll start too

doppio im gonna fucking cry

>>42153616
I LOVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAA

>>42153279
>quebecois bara
please no he'll sound like every creeper with yellow fever who tried picking me up when i was 13, can he be the shota

Êtes-vous prêt pour la révolution française

>>42153638
He's such a precious boy

>>42152467
>>42153023
And have him constantly being pressured to collab with everyone? Yeah no thanks he's good as a solo streamer and he's fine with the Tempus boys. He doesn't like when chat gets overly lewd and you know underaged niji fans will ignore his wishes. Plus his chat would pressure him to do the annoying gril voice even when it clearly made his coworkers uncomfortable. He just debuted and hasn't had much time to grow yet. He's fine where he's at, stop fucking begging.

Neighbour from /MANS/ I want to get into nijisanji men (EN in general) but its kind of overwhelming seeing as they stream and collab a lot. How tf do I get into them this late?

wait piochan is crying? pio.....

>>42153892
what are your favorite kinds of streams and livers anon? there's solo streams aplenty and we can give you recommendations

>>42153892
Watch some clips I guess if you're totally unfamiliar with any of the boys then just pick a boy you like and start watching him.

happy birthday doppio... don't cry

>>42153892
Don't you insecure fags call everything they do "fujobaiting"? We don't want you here, fuck off.

oh he really is crying....piochan so cute i love him so mcuh. what a cute boy, he even sniffs like wife....

>>42153892
find someone you like and watch them, it's always that answer when it comes nijisanji

>>42154011
the only real answer

>>42154018
Like mother like son TT^TT

Petah
The shills are here

im crying piochan, its your birthday, please, don't get sappy over hoping our birthdays went well, and im trying not to laugh over you using audio foam as a tissue

>>42154011
? I'm new to Tempus as a whole as well so i dont even know this all out war you guys have

>>42154007
Will do, are there any good clip channels?

>>42153892
like >>42154007 said. the official channel does clips and shorts if you don't know where to start.

>>42154075
Oh for goodness sakes not all discussion about the other company is """shilling""" them, I just want a sex model like theirs if Ricky Takarov would stop being a coward.

>>42154138
Oh I didnt know about that. Thank you!

>suggesting clips to watch
its over

>>42154183
So begging then

>>42154209
I hate clip fags as much as everyone else but clips are the fastest way to get a brief introduction to the boys, a lot of people get into vtubers from clips.

>>42154135
As a Briskadet I recommend you to watch Ike Clipland channel

>>42154214
Sure, I'm begging on my hands and knees for NijiEN to get a proper shota.

THIS GUY CANT KEEP BEING SO WHOLESOME

>>42154209
unless they hopped on during debut, most fans are born clipfags, it's not a sin. staying one is the problem

>>42154208
gimme a few minutes, im gonna type up a list with descriptions of my fav boys because i love any opportunity to gush about them

piochan LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday!!!!!!

How the fuck did you guys find nijien boys in the first place anyway? Did you guys just wake up one day completely aware of their existence and what contents they're doing

>>42154523
ive been here since the branch was debuted

>>42154523
been a nijisanji fan since nazono mito

HE DESERVES THE WORLD THIS WHOLESOME SEXY GUY

>>42154523
Always been aware, especially because of the fanarts, never really had time to watch streamers. And yes, Today I decided, okay maybe its finally time.

>>42154456
>>42154311
Alright, Thanks.

>>42154523
I found niji because of wife, I've been here since his debut. I've never been more thankful to danmei, it's because of it and the fujos I followed on twitter that I found them talking about his bg because it was full of danmei books...then I found his schedule (the first one!) and I feel in love with him

>>42154523
I found out about NijiEN when a mutual on twitter was dunking on the seething that started when Luxiem debuted. I thought it was funny, watched some streams, been hooked ever since. I only watch the males though and apparently that's considered a sin here to not care about any of the girls.

>>42154523
Started with Kizuna AI, saw some Kuzuha and Kanae clips and stayed since then, heard they were making an EN branch so I became a Lazufag.

>>42154523
the algorithm on b2 and youtube have been pushing JP clips on my feed since 2020 since i'm into utaite. then luxiem blew up

>>42154523
Yes when I came out of the womb I had a vision that one day I would be wasting all my time and money on two-dimensional anime boy streamers affiliated with Nijisanji

>>42154523
friend was really into niji, introduced me when we went to a local con, i choose one and randomly started watching and its all downhill from there

I felt intimidated sometimes because unlike a lot of you I just found out about Nijisanji last year through clips of Luca lmao. This was just shortly before Noctyx debuted (I think a week before even?), and then I watched their debut and got hooked since.

>>42154523
YouTube recc'd me Vox one day and I started watching. Fell down the rabbit hole ever since.

>>42154523
started with chronoir from clips, was jp only, then noctyx in late 2022 after more clips and watching my friend (who was never interested in anime or jp culture) watch luca

>>42154523
I found them because of luxiem fanartists and at that moment noctyx was about to debut so I decided to check on the cat and then ToT

>>42154647
I was watching NijiEN since the Lazulight days but I never really had an oshi until wife showed up and pulled a bait and switch (and switch) which made me fell in love with him.

it's finally February and I've been scouring through the coco collab tags to see how the salsa with chorizo pizza will turn out and now i want to taste it... there's also luca's hamburger steak with salmon carpaccio and crisps

Sonny I see you please gib status update

>>42155009
god I still remember cringing so hard to his debut...but then I was following his streams, catching him live...i'm so glad i got to watch his cyberpunk streams live too

>>42155051
luca's food makes me sick looking at it

>>42155133
i wore my shoulders as earmuffs the whole way through his debut 1.0 but when i went back for more the next day i knew it was over

https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1620680149896400898
>I'm happy to have been born!!
me too piochan, me too this still sounds kind of depressing...pio...

>>42155051
also it's cute that they put fox ears on the ice cream for mysta's drink

>unironic lazuniggers itt
Is this why you fags seethe so much when someone shits on the girls but say nothing when someone shits on the boys in main? Makes sense kek

>>42155307
i knew this since the day some anons outed themselves as fagoons too

>>42155200
i guess it does seem like it's drowning in cheese, but all the comments i've so far are saying that it tastes pretty good!

>>42155364
Oh god yeah that too. Don't forget about the ethyriafags from the thread where we made tier lists.

>>42150614
/mans/ and /stars/ LOOOOOOVE sucking /hlgg/ and catalog cocks

>>42155502
as long as it's good then it should be okay, his meal is pretty random. it's pringles with tartar sauce then the hamburger with cheese and a random salmon side salad or something

>>42155383
Anon please give me strength to not bite it, I want to bite it so badly.

i miss my little brother.....4 more hours....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHOA5xzfph4

>>42155579
its not good bait, dont bite it

>>42155579
If you give that post a (You) your oshi will die in his sleep tonight

>>42155564
I appreciate that it's a male but least use the correct boys

>>42155383
>>42155579
Found the snowflake lazufags. Of course you think people pointing out hypocrisy is "bait".

>>42154635
I would also recommend Ike and Sonny but I cant catch them frequently enough
theres something for everyone so let the resident Albanians and Yaminions and the rest sell you on their oshis

Vox (Luxiem)
Pros:
>articulate speaker, good with zatsus
>humor is a mix of memes, sex, and absurdism
>will get obsessed with different games/shows/media from time to time and it changes every month
>zatsus, ASMR, la creatividad streams, game challenges, collabs
>extremely passionate and emotional
>king of parasocialism

Other factors:
>lots of fansa/yumebait/fujobaiting if it's your thing or not
>biggest punching bag of dramachannels and /vt/
>chat is retarded and will stir up drama every two weeks or so

Mysta (Luxiem)
Pros:
>fast-paced, loud, self-deprecating shitpost humor
>likes handcams, horror games, genshin
>barely has any 'kayfabe' to speak of but has a very obvious difference between his hyperactive 'streamer' and his more down-to-earth, introvert personality
>creative, frequent banter with chat

Other factors:
>will not yumebait or fujobait
>may sometimes go on long rants when he's feeling negative

Luca (Luxiem)
Pros:
>energetic, sweet, and dorky, loves ironic Gen Z cringe humor
>loves variety, big collabs, mainstream games, zatsus, exercise streams
>does a lot of projects, whether with 3D models, covers, or short RP shitposts

Other factors:
>never fujobaits, occasionally yumebaits
>nijiEN maleanons hate him because he interacts with Niji females a lot

Fulgur (Noctyx)
Pros:
>his streams are separated into two sections: the game and the post-game zatsu
>passionate danmei fan who likes playing ongoing series of games, often story-heavy
>shows up in NijiEN collabs a lot
>huge lorefag who writes his own novel (Legatus 505) and drops ongoing lore crumbs
>big on tardwrangling his chat, will not tolerate trolls or spammers
>thoughtful, patient, darkly humorous, lots of inside jokes

Other factors:
>fujobaits sometimes
>egosas like insane and is probably /here/
>/nenmen/'s "wife"
>encourages fans to degenerately lewd him in whichever ways they want so as long as it's in the appropriate spaces

Doppio (Xsoleil)
Pros:
>huge roleplay/lore chuuni
>loves niche obscure indie games, drama CDs
>relatively new, but so far very cheery, wholesome, plays dumb as part of his kayfabe

Other factors:
>Voice might take a while to get used to
>Never directly yumebaits or fujobaits but will find in-game reasons to provide moaning as fansa

>>42155641
>>42155643
Thank you for giving me strength.

>>42155579
nibble on some soft shota legs instead

>>42155726
>Mysta
>will not yumebait or fujobait anymore
FTFY, everyone should know about how different he is now compared to debut. I would just call it chaotic sexual humor though, not all of it was baiting.

>>42155777
live by the sheep, baamen!

>>42155726
Anon, youre so cute chu. I'm going to save this and check them all out. But so far, I'm interested in Fulgur and Mysta. Thank you so much I hope your socks are warm always.

Anyways. Alban and Regis sex.

>>42154523
Friend sent me the luxiem promo pic around debut and I’ve been hooked ever since

i wanna dream about Lam bros sandwiching Doppio and telling him he's a good boy and how cute he is while fucking him and petting his hair as he pants and whimpers

>>42155861
I don't know if works for everyone but sometimes when I go to bed horny because of a specific thing I get very vivid sex dreams about it.

>>42155780
Thank you for the shota legs, nibble, nibble.

>>42155848
god regis is so fucking ugly. like actual ugly la creatura tier what the fuck is wrong with his model

>>42155567
It's said that his meal is hamburger steak doria (which is similar to gratin) with salmon carpaccio and i guess they put the crisps in there for his pringles addiction. I haven't seen anybody commented on the salmon but i guess it tastes pretty standard

Now THAT one is bait

>>42156010
Male detected

i really love my wife and he's literally the only reason I watch vtubers. When he's out, so am I. I love my wife and i can't wait for another 7 hour stream tomorrow

>>42156025
what a random meal...it suits him in a weird way

>>42155833
yes yes thanks for the correction, im just going by the assumption anon will tune in live

>>42155846
aaahhhhh i hope you enjoy them! fulgur and mysta are interesting two choices, let us know what you think of them!

with fulgur i highly recommend his Fatamoru series as the story is really good, but also the way he voice acts and theorizes and gives his analysis on the plot is really engaging (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzB4EAEkg60))

as for Mysta, you can just about start anywhere as i feel like he has great variety and energy across the board

>>42156010
i will never understand how any of starsen gen1 models were greenlit

>>42156069
sure girl

>>42156010
It's just the eyes, they're too far apart.

>>42156132
They were made to appeal and pander to men. Do you think guys would watch them if they were pretty? Vanguard gets shit on a lot by the first wave of tempus fans because their designs are too pretty/sexy. They made them ugly and covered up so men won't feel "gay" while watching them (even though they still feel that way regardless).

>>42156132
They didn't want to waste money on models just incase tempura was a flop but now that they know there's an audience gen2 looks MUCH better.

>>42156010
he has one of my favorite model, very expressive

>>42156000
yw, remember these cute faces and imagine how disappointed they'd look if you decided to bite bait
>>42156130
his fatamoru is great but it's a big investment to jump into, i'd recommend edith finch as a quick one-off.

>>42156072
We get 8 hrs streams...
but it's FE...
at least he's having fun and acts cute while playing it

>>42156224
Pretty much this. They probably wanted to debut them to get points from their investors or whatever. Hope they get their models reworked now that theyre making money

>>42152896
m8 I've seen anons here focusing heavenly on Ver simply for the fact he slips up on a single word. Don't pretend that shit doesn't happen here.

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1620514054975672320
AI staff really likes noctyx huh, it's very cute to see them still interacting

watching alban's vr phasmo vod and his scared noises are so SEX ! his trembling hands and his quick breathing followed by his scared raspy voice when he gets back in the van uwooohhhh TOT my little brother is so cute i can't stand it....i wish he'd play more vr horror...especially since normal horror isn't scary for him
https://www.youtube.com/live/8viaZGRHHJ0?feature=share&t=2370

pee in my mouth luca

It's always so funny seeing chat type POG backwards and sometimes makes me thankful that Luxiem doesn't have a huge western audience sometimes. Only sometimes though.

I want to sex the cat!!!!!!!!!!

>>42156404
you know its because theyre saying "go pee" right

i think all the boys with yellow in their color scheme should have an omorashi contest

this is now my favorite shu piece of fanart...so cute, I wish he would invest on his lore it looks so fun. I love this artist

>>42155846
I hope you enjoy Mysta, anon. I'd like to add on to what that other anon said and say that personally where I think Mysta really shines is his zatsudans. It's true that he's been doing a lot of handcams as of late, but it's mainly because it's easy content that allows him to talk to his audience about this or that. Mysta's lived a pretty eventful life for his young age so he always has tons of stories to share, and it's rare that he'll tell the same story twice. He's a very sweet and funny guy and I've seen multiple anons in this general say they don't watch him because they're afraid of falling in love with him. So even if it's just a superchat reading feel free to tune in because he has a way of making it entertaining.
I hope you enjoy my cute, recovering menhera e-boyfriend.

>>42156459
i've been calling him sexcat so often that i nearly called him that during his zatsu stream recently

>>42156617
cut it out mystake youre making me yume for him again just by reading this...

>>42156224
I'm envious of the new boys solely because their graphic assets are light-years ahead from Niji. They probably dropped a lot on Flayon alone.

>>42156618
i accidentally let a kek loose in chat once, i wanted to die

>>42156787
kek is as much of a twitch thing as it is a 4chan thing nowadays

>>42156719
I don't even care that much about their models, Niji having cardboard models is kind of a charm I guess. I really want the pining asset onto model option they have, wife and Vox would benefit so much from just this small implement.

>>42156618
i almost called wife wife once and the worst part is that if i do that he's going to notice it and call me out and ban me and i'm going to kill myself soon after

13 days until valentines! I hope my demon husband does a date stream like last time, last year’s was so sweet.

>>42156841
Almost all twitch emotes comes from 4chan, pepega.

>>42156509
Anon, I......where do I even begin to explain.....

Yes, yes I know that's what they mean. You are clearly not one of the westerners and that's good for you.

>>42156841
i've only seen kekw on twitch.. i need to stop liveposting and chatting at the same time, i don't have the brains for it

>>42155252
Despite a couple screw looses, he is probably the happiest in Niji right now. His birthday was such an uplifting stream. (As opposed to a certain fox detective. Dear god, why did he have to drink?)

>>42156919
but i am a westerner. to be fair, your sentence didnt make sense

>>42156919
Anon you have a very American centric view of things, the GOP/Republican party is literally exclusively American, not everyone in the western world knows it.

>>42156919
should've specified burger audience, i wouldn't be surprised if some leafs didn't even get that reference

>>42156936
I only exclusively live post, the only time I chat is to write down a dumb shit post based on what my wife says.

>>42157079
Burgers thinks that everyone should know everything about the great US of A, they're the centre of the world after all.

>>42156686
Welllll, I won't lightheartedly recommend going full gachikoi for Mysta because I know he filtered a good chunk of that audience and a lot of it was intentional on his end. But Mysta has shown me time and time again throughout each controversy that he's a good person worth supporting, so even if it's not what he wants I'll love him forever.

>>42156869
tiny kindred

ill admit back in december, vtubing made me feel so bleak with yugo's graduation and luxiem's long break and then xsoleil being pushed into our faces on top of it. i was wary of Doppio and was wondering when he'd drop the 'voice', and just feeling frustrated with niji overall.

but man, since then Doppio's felt like such a breath of fresh air, he's so artistic and hardworking and sweet, whenever i watch him i feel like im hopeful and optimistic and happy for him. i wanna see him flourish and watch him hit all his goals and make lots of close friendships within NijiEN and be happy. i love his cute voice and his mannerisms and the effort he puts into his kayfabe and all the little inside jokes and the care he puts into showcasing scythekick art every stream, and how polite and respectful but funny he is with his senpais and how much he adores his genmates and his nerd rambles on obscure media and shoujo and drama CDs, i love him so much anons

>>42157002
considering its only been more than a month since debut and hes being showered with love from his fans and other livers, im just glad our boy is as loved as much as we love him

>>42157174
I love size difference a lot, I want demon to pick me up and hug me like a teddy bear

>>42157169
kek yes of course im too yume for milord anyways
im always rooting for mysta, he's a good guy and a loyal friend throughout it all

>>42157094
for some reason he misses 2/3 of my donos but reads my chat messages pretty often so the temptation is always there

>>42157310
The one time wife read my chat was during CoTL and I wrote some dumb shit like 'Father I need a bed and I am hungry' and he replied, most of the time I don't really chat at all.

Sonny..........at least it's a status update

wife reads my chats occasionally, its nice and when i never expect it

>>42157452
yeah, in the early days i used to chat quite a bit but after the split was formed i stopped for a while. then i got worried maybe he'd think i stopped watching him (schizo thought process i know) so i started sending a few messages per stream. nowadays i only chat if i really have something to say

I cant wait for my oshis bday. I wanna spoil him and let him know hes loved ToT

>>42157019
Hooray this anon got the point of my initial post! Congraturations! I'm so proud of you!!

being delusional is nice sometimes, i can pretend he's jealous

>>42157128
Damn right we are, glad you recognize it.

>>42158025
Same. One month is too early for me to decide to oshi someone so im glad his bday is so far away.

Why are piodachis so offended of pio being called esl ?

>>42158599
I dont know but I genuinely dislike Pios fanbase.

>>42158765
the fanbase /here/ or in general?

>>42158765
The fuck did scythekicks ever do to you?

kek

>>42157253
And damn near everyone in EN always have some positive to say to him. When Nina was doing her "malewife/babygirl" chart stream, she said Pio was the only one who earned more points when defending himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307MPrXzClw