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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

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AIEEEEE SORRY

>>42079255
i'm going to skin this fucking cat and make you eat his balls

piochan's mama being so supportive

>>42079328
cute takaradachi i would never hurt you please post you fat cat again TOT

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
please pretend that didn't happen...i was watching a video and posted on instinct.. TOT

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! FUCK aussie internet let him stream!!! Also cute op image

wife LOVE

Cute almost birthday boi!

>>42079471
you're forgiven for having such a sex oshi
also do you know any takaradachi artist? it's so hard for me to find good alban fanart for some reason

i love kyo so much I wish he threw up on stream so i could jerk off to it

Aww, Pio's mama gave him a akasupa for his birthday.

FAT CAT

wuca love, voice packs end today so remember to get your oshis if you havent yet

a hex jumpscare

Hex in Pio's stream

I love my wife! Sad he's going on another break so soon, but it'll be a chance to try and catch up on VODs I suppose.

Enter Fuuchan

wife joins new adopted son and piochan almost goes happy birthday to him. cute!

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

piochan making check marks and then rectangles in restaurants

i was just thinking about wife and hex in the same VC

>>42080684
Isnt this the first time

no one can understand what the fuck he's saying

>>42079844
It's also an issue for me because most of takaradachis are drawing sonnyban instead of alban solo art

>>42080808
yeah! lucky doppio gets two moms....

piochan is too honest...

Him and his xbox mic. Cuutie

dilf pio-chan..........

dilford the big magenta dog

my piohex crumbs

Happy bday penis chan

Not the overlap..

>>42079844
lots of them draw sonnyban but the ones i listed as my favourites are alban main !

https://twitter.com/pe4rrrrrl
https://twitter.com/Aquila_000
https://twitter.com/sukinakoto1ppai
https://twitter.com/nekokumo25
https://twitter.com/okayu___idol
https://twitter.com/myuuuii23
https://twitter.com/666abz1
https://twitter.com/irn_2h (my fav)
https://twitter.com/zomday2
https://twitter.com/COUNU2233
https://twitter.com/Mill0529_
https://twitter.com/mm_OYO (another fav)
https://twitter.com/Jeombi2
https://twitter.com/roro32b

druth or duestion.....

>>42079924
Based and same

pio's giant knot inside tiny kitten hex...

doppio is a dilf

his nails are just black??????it's not nail polish?? what the fuck

Why is his voice like that aieeeee

>>42081412
(duke of lawful fury)

As we celebrate your birthday, I give thanks to God for placing you in my life. May your day be filled with joy, reflection, and hope for the year ahead, and may He continue to bless you and watch over you all the days of your life.
Baamen.

dulgur....dilf

>>42081441
I don't know what to do with this information.

>>42081315
This pic triggers my cute aggression.

dex daywire sounds like it could have been a vtuber name in some alternate timeline

CANNIBALISM

>>42081508
Baamen!

doppio is gonna put his D everywhere

>>42081546
what it makes me wanna do to him is anything but cute

>>42081546
Dont hit the kitty..

dilk (dick milk)

>>42081829
(doppio milk)

>>42081189 (me)
forgot a few...
https://twitter.com/asagumo_02
https://twitter.com/lobs0302
https://twitter.com/en_7474
https://twitter.com/t_torikago
https://twitter.com/tammyouo
https://twitter.com/Anz_nio
https://twitter.com/W00sJn

>>42081698
Hit the cat, he deserves it.

>>42081189
>>42081869
thank you anon

>>42081889
hitting his prostate with giant dog dick

>>42081925
no problem ! alban gets a lot more chibi art than others (from what i noticed) if you don't mind it !

doppio’s clock on his stream is messing with me, its 1.5-2 minutes behind, and 14 is 2 pm right? What is his timezone????

>>42082009
Oh I meant like literally hitting him.

doppio drizzscythe

>>42082491
The clock is JST. He's in EST.

Sunny D

>>42082491
>>42082560
Yeah, I was gonna say, if his clock says it's 2P.M. where he is, the options are either Australia, Indonesia, Japan, North/South Korea, or Russia.

Sonny wants to rape ppio

>wattpad
literally no one uses that shit anymore

Enter Sonny

Tragic…love stories you say…

>>42082491
I love that the xsol boys are all seemingly hiding their time zones, it feeds the schizo mental patient narrative.

sonny enters, wow, the ship is actually sailing

i need pio-chan and sonny to fuck

Sonny D kinda a cute ship name but i dont see it

Sonnyban dying let's goooo

wife gone..........

>>42083170
Donny should be the ship name

Hex leave so i can get some sleep for ur stream..

god his brain is just something else

>>42083259
Sonny found a new shota...

hex singing happy birthday mister president to pio is doing something to me

how does piochan come with this stuff

>>42083652
The voices work in mysterious ways

Awe Sweet Hex. Now sleep time

>>42083586
If Hex is Marilyn and Pio is JFK then who is the wife?

>>42084030
ver is the only one left... it's the price he pays for not showing up

>>42084401
Ver is getting cheated on...

>>42084470
somehow it suits him...

I miss him so bad

Ike love! Making sweet love with Ikey!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42085357
I need to watch his latest stream but I have a friend staying with me right now and while she knows about vtubers, I feel like it's too dangerous to watch with someone around. he sounds like he was being a complete whore.

>>42082943
He's in EST, I know because I live in California. When he does D.A.D, you can tell he's visibly tired. The same is said when he streams in the morning.

>>42084728
Ver gets cheated on Pio gets assassinated and Hex dies from a drug overdose

>>42085622
this... makes sense...

>Luca hates who he used to be
At least he's grown, my poor boy

ive had a long exhausting day but its so nice to get to watch pio once i come home...wish i could say the same for milord but oh well

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>42085541
Just watch it, maybe he'll charm your friend into watching as well.

to prove they're not cowards management should give luca an outfit like this

>>42086327
i thought this was his adopted brother from his mama

>>42086489
kek i get this comment every time i post it, but i looked him up last time and it's true

piochan's birthday voices is really sweet

>>42086634
oyo mama please give it to us

Goodbye, Dopipi. Looking forward to the birthday stream!

i miss my little brother....rewatching last stream isn't filling the void....TOT
i don't mind that he doesn't really join open totsus anymore, he doesn't need to force himself into nijiEN's family if he doesn't want to, especially since nijiEN has gotten so big that people have their own cliques, but it just means that it's even harder to catch glimpses of him on off days...TT i'm looking forward to him interacting more with jp livers..i want another oyo siblings collab too....i can't believe my one and only oshi from nijiEN after being a nijiJP fan happens to be one of the most jp adjacent liver kek...i can't wait for tomorrows stream....he said he wants to play something story heavy, i wonder what he'll choose....

Dead!

luca choking sounds on stream uooooooohhhh

we need more doppio hornyposting in here

>>42089399
ren????

Jesus christ, Luca is a lady killer. How can he keep flubbing these advances?

>>42089914
New ship dropped, is it Rex or Hen? Alien Counselor?

>>42089765
Do you want to start it?

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1620328237334429697
tomorrow at 1/2/23 9PM JST alban will be playing a horror side scroller called The Coma: Recut ! doesn't seem too scary but the story is interesting !

>>42089914
Alien new to monogamous human culture please andastand, he had 50 lovers on his home planet

>>42090468
Sure

Uwwwooooo gonna use Dreyfus's moaning and sucking noises to fantasize about Doppio happily sucking dick, he's slurping and moaning around it exaggeratedly like the hentai dubs he's watched but he's so earnest and cute when doing so, looking up at the guy fucking his face with watery eyes with little cute moans spilling out, cheeks bulged

He probably would have been streaming right now...

https://puzzle.aggie.io/lxLF3d

ikeakuma puzzle!

I don't know if it's just one devoted takaradachi or more but the return of regular Alban love in the thread makes me very happy, thank you takaradachis.

demon turning into a shota time

demon live https://www.youtube.com/live/RsSc6frJtBA?feature=share
so early milord... is this because of his meds

Demon's gonna watch tar tonight because of oscar nominations

.........Pregnancy crumbs?

>>42095614
what did he say...

>>42095652
it's a bit early but something something impregnate that ape

>>42094948
there's three (or four?) of us here holding down the fort ! but the proseka tournament really helped !

ike in chat

>last time I'll use this suspend feature
sure vox

Donkey Kong December was two months ago please Metal Gear March

>>42095886
Donkey kong tuesdays will continue until the sun burns out

>>42095886
we will always have donkey kong because he has shit short term memory and will always repeat the same mistake

>>42094948
I posted sporadically before, but I’ve regained confidence now that there are more of us posting again.

>>42095886
Why would you want to see him flounder at mgs1 puzzles

vox...

vox baby I am begging you to use savestates if I have to see that beaver one more time

jesas he sucks so bad

I've been thinking about karaoke again. Any songs you'd want your boys to do that seem highly unlikely?

he needs at least four more weeks

JESUS VOX HOW COULD YOU MESS THAT UP YOU ONLY NEED TO COUNT IM GOING INSANE

>>42096676
You think he can count?

@ me when he actually reaches a save point

>really wanted some time with Milord today
>forgot it's Donkey Kong Tuesday so I have to put up with anger and screaming over the most minor of mistakes and video game obstacles
It's suffering being a kindred sometimes. I'm glad I watch more than one male vtuber.

>>42096957
it hurts. i miss minecraft to start the week...

>>42096957
just close the stream, kindred

Holy shit I hope he can fix his memory someday

>>42096957
get another oshi kindred

Vox my lad, you are lucky you even have save-states and reloads. Back in my day we had to play this at 50HZ

you know that's a cope vox

at this point he should've just used the suspend all the time

>>42097629
He's got stupid gamer pride

>>42096827

>>42097680
Thank you very much

>>42097650
doesn't make sense to be so wishy washy about it when he'll just use it in the end

>>42097805
I dunno man a lot of male gamers have their dumbass pride about savestates when a lot of older games are janky and ass bustingly hard for no real reason

oh progress, i was expecting him to mald and get stuck a bit at the cart stage

>>42097875
So funny story about that. Iwata went on an episode of Gamecenter CX once to discuss making games. In it, he confesses that since the NES/SNES era teams typically didn't have bug testers... The only people who could test happened to also be the ones in the dev-team. So they'd make it harder for each other until satisfied, forgetting the product was the general public.

Really if you want to toughen yourself up and prep as a gamer, get yourself some Treasure or early Capcom games and learn to live with failure.

Hexy: https://www.youtube.com/live/U1mYcIoNIPQ?feature=share (are you up?)

>i wont do it
JUST FUCKING DO IT I DONT WANT TO WAIT 30 MINUTES UNTIL YOU GIVE UP AND DO THE DEED ANYWAYS

>>42098495
Anon, imagine him playing DK64

>>42098190
That makes total sense why a lot of snes games feel like nes games with better graphics. At least with rpgs at the time they still hold up well

>>42098520
is it harder than this

>>42098596
dk64 is rare game design at it's absolute worst. I would not begrudge him if he just skips to returns and tropical freeze after the original

>>42098596
A lot more cruel and tedious, with the fact you have to wrestle the camera to do what you want. You also have to loop levels with various different apes to get all the Bananas and considering his navigation/memory. Yeah. You won't enjoy it

>>42098655
original trilogy*

>>42098277
I managed to get up. Half sleepy though

>>42097254
shut up hexsickle

>>42098655
>>42098656
oh boy

>>42098831
DKC2 is a lot more forgiving as Diddy and Dixie's gimmicks are more fleshed out. 3 was made towards the end of the SNES lifespan, so it attempts too much with what they learnt with the tech. Many ignore this entry when you discuss the franchise. DK64 sucked ass and with RARE departing for Microsoft, basically put the franchise on ice for a while. Jungle Beat technically is a thing but that was made to shill the bongos.

Really the fault here is that Vox listened to a mid-tier YouTuber hype up a game without doing any further research. He quoted his opinions and once he was made to actually progress, decided to scream "IT'S TOO HARD, I NEED A DRINK"

I like Vox, I think he's a good lad. I just wish he'd take a few moments to think before putting himself into situations like this

>streaming with the most insufferable things awake rn
Lets just hope next week is a different

mysta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QHTRIH5W0

>>42099193
At first i didnt care, but i swear bitches get annoying after awhile.

He's almost to the end... Thank god dkc2 is an actually good game

vox...

KEK this kid, vox, just use the fucking suspend, it has better memory than you

You guys not enjoying Vox suffering through an old ass game is starting to make me think I'm sadistic for loving it.

Is Donkey Kong Country that hard or is it an issue of modern controls on the port not being as good? This was by far one if the most favorite, replayed games among me and my siblings when we were kids. I haven't played it in many years but the music hits so hard still.

>>42101134
oh it's fun, but it's just painful seeing him do the same mistake like just now

>>42101305
Rosemi has beat it. That should tell you everything

>>42101305
if you watch the or even a piece of vox's gameplay it's unironically because of his goldfish memory

fucking finally
>>42101668
*the entirety

I'M BETTING IT WILL TAKE HIM AT LEAST 2 HOURS FOR THIS

>>42101668
Yeah, I see how a lot of his soulsborne proficiency is because he's played them tons of times. In a way it kinda adds to his 400 year old demon kayfabe

HE CAN DO THIS

kek he always misses the timing

THE FAKE CREDIT

THERE IS NO WAY HE ALMOST FELL FOR THAT AT LEAST HE GOT A HIT IN AFTER

Yknow, it's been a hard few weeks seeing him struggle against this game but seeing him at the end makes it worth it

YOU TWAT STOP REPEATING YOUR MISTAKES

that scream was guttural, at least he's making progress

LET'S FUCKING GO VOX YOU MADE IT

HE DID IT

VOX IS NOW A REAL GAMER

he took 30 minutes to beat King K Rool, it's not bad desu

>>42103224
Waay less than the 2 hours I thought, desu when it's easier to get to a prog point he excels at learning. I think it was the multiple levels between save points that fucked him up in the long run

Vox what are you doing please

>>42103320
yeah boss fights are easier to memorize than all those stages

yo diddy FUCKS

Fuck it I'll let him have fun it's not gonna be bad for a while

I think he's gonna have a better time with dkc2 and 3 just because of the dixie hover

>dk64
>nice change of pace
FULGUR I KNOW YOU BROWSE HERE YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR BROTHER NOT TO PLAY IT

he finally did it, thanks for the stream

Mysta that just sounds like a normal kid that's into his hobbies

Gamer husband is finally a gamer, see you tomorrow my lord

>>42103954
He's on vacation for a month starting tomorrow. Sorry anon

>>42104218
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX DON'T PLAY DK64 JUST SKIP TO RETURNS!
I'd honestly be ok if he took the tedious banana hunting like runescape and made them comfy streams but lord I don't know if I could take it

>>42104218
>a month
can't believe he's skipping the noctyx anniversary

I just realized Hex thumbnail. Cute

>>42094948
There's a small group of us now, I felt like I'd be annoying posting about him when there was silence kn the sex cat front so I shut up until momentum for posting about him picked up again.

I'm so glad I can catch a mysta stream today

Cant stay awake any longer. Thank you for the comfy morning stream Hex <3 otsuu

>>42087160
You put what I was feeling into words..sadge..I tried to see the other guys but it makes me miss alban even more and it gets worse when I remember he doesn't do na friendly streams anymore

MYSTA RIAS IS CUTE. CUTE!!!

Why does hex trend everytime he goes live

Bye bye hex

>>42107161
underage twitter fans

>>42107161
Your trending is based on content you interact with

>>42107305
Ahh i see

>>42105869
CUTE....

shu's penis was so small mysta had to look for it for 10 minutes...

mysta commissioned another 3D model

>>42107530

>>42107928
Looks like a lot of the boys are, hopefully demon's swiss cheese brain has one in the works as well

>>42107688
Kek

Ike and Mysta looking kawaii together on this puzzle

>>42095552
I think so. Ever since the meds he's been early like this more often.

>>42108277
Always cute!

byebye mystaaa

>>42108299
Yeah, I think it's because he has to take em early and he can't have stuff like coffee or beer with it afterwards. I'm ok with em being early if he's gonna be mentally fine for the forseeable future. He is way better on them than off of em.

>>42090861
Coma Recut is a fantastic Korean horror game, small indie team. The killer is needlessly hot. It's fairly short and has multiple endings based upon your actions.

>>42096526
milord and anything take-p has sung please
https://youtu.be/zqGClP_RhWE

>>42108628
I like that he's fixing his sleep schedule maybe one day he'll wake up early enough to do late night NA streams.

>>42109858
If he takes the end of his day to relax and do off stream work then I'm gonna let him. He'll do na streams when he's comfortable to.

catching up to wife's FE stream... he's so horny for everyone. as a bislut i kinda understand....... diamant and ivy appearing back-to-back was. hmmmmm

>>42110281
if he could he'd whore himself out to everyone in that game

>>42110548
he really wants that harem ending. can't believe the divine dragon is a SLUT

>>42094948
the reproduction of takaradachi has succeed

Something I like about Mysta is that he'll say something one time on a Twitch guerilla he doesn't even announce that gets like 1k viewers and then he'll randomly bring it up later or refuse to tell the story again like his viewers should already know it. Unironically. It makes me feel special.

Did Doppio's birthday stream already happen or what?

>>42111445
nope it's way later

>>42111564
why isnt in scheduled on nijimado when is it

>>42111652
Because he hasn't put the waiting room up yet

>>42110753
He needs to save the bloodline since he's the last, so he fucks everyone to get pregnant and make more baby Divine dragons

dead hours.....

i realised that i probably only have about 3 or 4 months left of being able to follow along with alban's streams, i should study myself again but work kills my braincells and i don't have the energy to retain anything after i get home and it's disheartening not remembering 90% of what i learnt the day before. i'm happy for him that he has such a big jp audience, it suits him and i trust them to groom him properly more than the en fans.

>>42113652
This is the only fear in the back of my mind with Mysta learning Japanese, but I don't think he would abandon his EOP viewers since he knows how that feels; looking in from the outside. I do want to see him communicate with JP senpais though

>>42113652

>>42114870
*

>>42114402
i think you're pretty safe with mysta. alban benefits from being able to communicate with the main branch and his jp fans but i feel like mysta would end up losing out from becoming more jp focused because that's not what he built his chat on. learning jp doesn't mean that he'd have to change to streaming only in their timezone and doing half his stream time in the language like alban did, don't worry.

>>42115107

>>42115147

>>42115187

>>42114970
Yeah, that was just my inner doomposter. I'll be happy to see if he interacts in JP with Fuwa again or even Nagao in the future. Nari too because she's so cute. The possibilities are endless.

>>42115238
knovid truly is the superior alban ship

>>42114969
i just need to study again, maybe i'll wake up at 5am and do 1.5 hrs before work in the mornings! yeah i'll try that!

>>42115238
what's hotter than one brat? two brats

>>42115598
They did not make alban taller...not like this

>>42115655
he's obviously standing on a box or stepladder to make himself feel superior

>>42115107
>>42115147
>>42115187
>>42115238
Sex, would be so much more sex if he really was asphyxiating and Alban liked it but still sex in a silly way

shu's delicate dainty soft feet

>>42115560
Good luck takaradachi! I also have to study again because of college so perhaps I might not have time to watch alban's streams but I`ll try my best to organize my activities too!

>>42116085
knovid is silly, just two boys playing gay chicken until it's not playing anymore. fuuchan would totally convince alban brojobs are real

>>42117250
Alban can use his tail to plug into Fuuchan kinda like they have sex in Avatar

Looks like Ren had the collab tomorrow at the right time, Teamup anon. Mysta's got his waiting room up for 7am EST

>>42117695
they can have MIND SEX

I miss my wife

I miss sex cat

>>42117250
Are brojobs like bro handjobs or bro blowjobs I can never tell.

>>42121354
brojobs are blowjobs

luxiem outfits.........

>>42122565
Happening never.

>>42122565
When they do happen it's going to be like their anniversary...anticlimactic. Boys will be exhausted, won't have special streams, timing will be off or scheduled last minute. Merch will be lackluster.

>Shu and Ike late to the mic discourse but still pitching in
Everything they do is cute to me

>>42122765
I can't believe they hyped up jizz on the cock but not the anniversary

>>42122855
Ikeshu LOVE!

>>42122855
I like that when presented with a topic they know a decent amount of they'll just absolutely use it as an excuse to nerd out. Shu's little thread wasn't as long as Ike's but most people I've seen talking about the topic only give like one tweet about it. They're both rambly boys and it's adorable.

>>42122855
Wait and I didn't mention how Ike had a bunch of hardware advice and Shu talked about software, it's complete now, both sides, they did it together.
>>42122938
Love! So much.
>>42122983
Rambly and both with useful perspectives on the topic. You need to collect them both.

>>42123024
I really want another one-on-one collab with them again, each time they interact they're both just so cute and entertaining. They mesh really well and I wanna see more of their dynamic.

>>42123164
You and me both. But the tism is too strong, I guess, they can't just do it... I can live off of small crumbs and indirect hints, it's fine. Both of them having small cute moments in big collabs when Ike joins those once in a blue moon is great too. It's fine. Kind of fun. My need for Ike and Uki interactions, on the other hand, that's where the suffering is real.

>>42123623
>Ike and Uki interactions
Yes please, I also need more of that. I remember during a drunk stream Ike sounded so happy when he said, "Uki called me bitch the other day!" and when asked about it later he said he asked Uki to call him that. And that moment Ike and him had when playing Among Us VR, where when things got too loud their first instinct was to huddle in a corner off to the side. The little interactions they have together are adorable. I love Ike's fondness for the purple boys.

>>42123864
Those amogus moments were great! And the bitch thing, Ike was so happy because it meant they were closer in his opinion, weirdly adorable how much that meant to him. I really liked when Ike joined Uki's bar and just for a bit it was just the two of them, it was calm and slow but not awkward. As long as they here, we will get more at some point.

>>42124143
>>42123864
Forgot to mention but their collab in that one horror kusoge with the other two girls is still sad to me that both of them didn't have a POV, you could hear them joke around or guess that they are off to do something together but we couldn't hear or see it from either of the girl's POV, it's such a loss, I'm still sad. Why are they like this.

>>42124274
I know exactly what you're talking about, I was so sad they didn't have POVs either. They're like the two quiet kids in class but they're not weird or awkward or anything, they just vibe on their own together. Uki's the only other Noctyx member Ike hasn't collabed 1-on-1 with yet, aside from Sonny, so I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

>>42124458
They need to find a reason to be together in one stream other than exchanging cheesy awkward banter and beating each other up in the ring. Like anime. Or voice acting, training, singing, whatever! Fuuchan may be the only savior for these autism riddled awkward idiots with his podcast/collab ideas, it's been a year.

>>42124692

>>42124692
It was so sweet when Sonny specifically pointed to Ike for helping him with the karaoke and for being an inspiration. I remember seeing somebody say before, either /here/ or in main, that Ike seems to be one of the senpais that Sonny genuinely respects and looks up to, and I'd believe it. I also love their silly little interactions on twitter sometimes, like when Sonny accidentally called Ike old.

he's so cute
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1620515825391374336

>>42124979
Ike seemingly just spawns whenever anyone is planning to do a karaoke, it's his summoning spell lol. I remember Sonny also pointing at Shu as one of the senpais he respects a lot, and this reminded me that just today Mysta named the two of them (and Luca) when talking about someone welcoming and helpful, I love all of them so much, this is making me sappy and teary-eyed... I will stop for now, but I love all of them and enjoy seeing them interact in any variation and combination and excited to see more whenever it happens, nijien boys love...

>>42125499
Oh yes, I saw that! Ike, Shu, and Luca being one of the only ones he names as being the best for welcoming somebody into NijiEN fits so well. This is reminding me of when Mysta was talking about singing JoJo songs with Shu in Japan and Ike taking the time to stop and say to Mysta, "Hey, you seem really happy," and Mysta was like, "Yeah, I am!"

Gah, I really do love these boys, I'm glad I got to be a little sappy with you.

I want to eat Sonny Sushi (Sushi made out of Sonny)

>>42125865
Sonny dick sashimi pooog

i miss my wife... but i did my best to be productive without him today. i hung up a mirror and two framed posters i put off for months. to celebrate this small victory i made myself some tteokbokki. did you do something nice for yourself today, anon?

>>42126365
I only had a cup of coffee and milk the whole day because I was too lazy to eat because moving around while on the first day of period is pain. Then I cleaned the garden a little bit, at least i'm catching up on milord's DK stream now so I can rest

Wanna kiss demon so damn bad. I'm really happy that work isn't too early this week so I can catch all the streams of his that I want to (HORROR HUSBANDOS YIPEE)

>>42126709
oh i relate to that, it's hard to eat on the first day due to bloating and cramps. hope you feel good enough to consume something later, even if it's just a fruit or some cereal. i'm looking forward to druth or duestion tonight, in the meantime i'm finishing the second half of wife's FE stream.

>>42126365
I made noodles today and it was nice.

>>42126709
I take two tylenols and an ibuprofen it helps with my cramps, I actually get more hungry during my period and cooking helps me take my mind off the cramps.

Where are villions lately

>>42126876
yeah i'll cook some food later
>>42126988
i took my cramps medicine already so I feel better. but god it's so bitter eurgh

>>42127100
I dunno man i guess they're busy giving their kaichou 24 hour under the desk support

>>42127100
bitchslapping the koreans

>>42127216
they are giving him foot massages with their tiny paws!!

>>42127271
they're heated massages too with the little flames they got.

>>42126897
nice! i was hesitating between making noodles or rice cakes. what kind did you have?

>>42127188
Are you taking liquid medicine or something, usually the pills taste like nothing. I like eating curries, stew and soupy stuff during my period it makes me feel warm.

>>42127381
yeah it's liquid, I don't mind as long as the pain goes away

>>42127335
I have no idea what it's called, they're those thin korean noodles that are a bit chewy.

>>42127470
oh are these the same noodles as in naengmyeon? buckwheat noodles? i love those too, anything with a chewy texture.

>>42127455
I hate bitter medicine I'd rather take a million pills than drink it, god asian medical remedies my parents gave me as a child fucking killed me it taste so bad.

>>42126365
i’m proud of you anon! speaking of redecorating, i just started taping off and painting my walls. i still have a bedroom and hallway to go but hopefully i can be productive and finish them off while wife’s on break.

>>42127643
it's so bad one time i stuffed my mouth with pure sugar after drinking it kek

>>42127620
Okay actually I think they're Japanese somen noodles, I just checked the package.

It's been months since the auditions and i'm still wary about the gamer wave. Hopefully they're all good lads that can add some new flavors to the growing en cast. Lord please bestow upon me the shmupbro, he may only get 100 viewers playing gradius 2 but lord will I love him with all my might

Birthday fun for Pio awaits shortly.

>>42127828
I am curious when they'll drop. Maybe in a month or so, to allow the current livers to focus on the concert prep?

>>42127828
why does luca have a hair tie on his wrist kek

>>42127677
thanks! i remember painting my place before moving in, i was there every weekend over the summer dying in the heat. i learned there are more shades of white than i could've imagined. good luck, that's a pretty big project
>>42127749
eh close enough, they're all wheat noodles. hope you enjoyed your meal!

>>42127931
for his hair

>>42127903
yeah, I'm thinking maybe after the concert to ride the hype train. There's been no prominent indie/twitch graduations (to be fair niji loves getting oddballs from anywhere) so we'll just have to wait and see.

gm ! LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

>>42128026
I love noodles I literally have noodles for dinner every day.

>>42128163
Considering what they wanted in terms of applications, I don't think we'll be seeing any prior indie vTubers in these roles. Least ones from the Western space.

>>42128163
can't wait for frog wave, i want a cute anime boy to scream TABARNAK CALISSE DE MARDE at me

>>42128294
xqc xqc xqc!

>>42128294
I kinda do want a french boy so we can get some HON HON HON jokes in here

>>42127100
on break cause kaichou isn't streaming

>>42128026
thanks anon, I'm nervous since I picked a neutral bluey gray but it looked lighter under my lights (which was a nice surprise!) here's hoping it doesn't change colours on me again

>>42128244
wtf are you me. i rarely eat any rice because i end up eating noodles all the time.
>>42128430
that sounds really pretty! lighting changes so much, i picked what was labelled as a very light gray for my bathroom and it pulls a bit purple, which i ended up liking a lot.

>>42128282
I hope we get some weirdo gamers. A rhythm boy would be nice. you can win tourneys for just about any genre so I hope they go for variety.

>>42128356
without his speech impediment please. or brain damage, whatever's the cause for his incessant stuttering
>>42128380
french boy who calls his fans meuf......

>>42128190
Gm! Alban LOVE

>>42128917
gm !!

>>42128840
I'm sorry to tell you the stuttering is because he's quebecois.

>>42128560
I have rice for lunch typically because it's easy to pack but noodles for dinner because I love warm food.

Dhat Da Dirthday Doy Dtream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwqOYXrtok

pio-chan.......you're muted......

pio..

he's going to be talking to himself for 15 minutes again

Alban emotes are so FUCKABLE i am rubbing my dick all over them through my phone screen UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TOT

Alban's waiting room is up! I missed him so much aaaaaa

>>42129591
i can't even refute this because most quebecois are worse at the only language they know than the people who learn it as a second language......
>>42129681
i know 螺蛳粉 when i see it! stinky delicious goodness

here's DJ always

cute idea to choose his top 10 favorite streams of the month

I didn't expect to get more egirl for pay Ike from this artist but I am so happy now that it's Ikeakuma
https://twitter.com/maqs_lux1ems/status/1620448118985871362

>>42131569

>>42131620

waking up to shu notifs, I'm happy. wonder if he'll return to streaming along with the PR stream...also his audio gear mini-sperge reminds me him being a tech wizard pixie that gets summoned if you need it, together with the doodles aia said he does whenever he needs to explain tech troubles. shu love! (I miss him streaming.....but have been bz irl so it's been not too bad c:)

>>42131673

Ike membership tomorrow/later today https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1620585460119801857

>>42131569
this is cute

pio is proud of stealing our hearts

>>42133224
the sweetest boy out there

>>42133224
I think that's what he's done for a lot of us. I'm happy i've invested into piocoin ever since debut

>>42131678
>picrel
shu is /here/...