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>> No.42001356

vesper

>> No.42001358
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42001358

>>42001330
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.42001381

>>42001358
Amen

>> No.42001382

>>42001358
Amen

>> No.42001383
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42001383

>>42001330

>> No.42001387

>>42001358

Amen

>> No.42001390

So Altare didn't invite Nowa huh. That's sad

>> No.42001394

They gays are coming, brace yourselves straightanons.

>> No.42001404

/mans/ I'm ready for kino

>> No.42001410

>>42001330
WANGYWANGY

>> No.42001411

>>42001358
Amen.

>> No.42001417
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42001417

Happy birthday, Regis Altare.
Thank you for being born.

>> No.42001418
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42001418

discord raiders incoming. just hide their posts and enjoy the show

>> No.42001422

I don't even know how poker works.

>> No.42001427

>>42001394
where

>> No.42001436

>>42001356
first tourist best tourist

>> No.42001437

>>42001390
big if true

>> No.42001439

>>42001422
It's like mahjong but lighter

>> No.42001443

I'm calling it now, at least one of them is going to win a hand by accident because they have a flush without even knowing it.

>> No.42001444

>>42001422
underagechama...

>> No.42001450

>>42001422
Most of the boys don't know either, so I'm assuming Altare will explain it to them quickly at the start

>> No.42001457
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>>42001427
inside you anon

>> No.42001462

Imagine if vesper actually pulls through and shows up. Too late to fix the thumbnail but what if?

>> No.42001465

>>42001443
Sounds like Bettel.

>> No.42001466

axel syrios

>> No.42001469

>>42001418
someone give the cute red nigga some brows

>> No.42001483
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42001483

HEHEHEHEHE

>> No.42001485

I expect that Axel will win with cheeky bluffs

>> No.42001491

>>42001466
AXEL SYRIOS! :D

>> No.42001495

I just realized that now that we have that voice ai thing, local fujoshi sisters can use it to turn the fanfics into BL CDs.
Nice.

>> No.42001497

>>42001457
goddamn, these gays get you when you least expect it!

>> No.42001498

I'll just automatically skip reading anything involving V*sper from now on, he's ruined the mood for me multiple times.

>> No.42001501

pako art, nice

>> No.42001517

strip poker with magni

>> No.42001518

>>42001422
same but I'm gonna have fun

>> No.42001523

Axel Sweeprios

>> No.42001525

>>42001427
Anon...

>> No.42001534

>>42001495
it will never have the SOVL

>> No.42001539
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42001539

LEEDAH
L O V E

>> No.42001541

>>42001498
Your post is ruining the mood.

>> No.42001544
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42001544

>>42001501
natural order

>> No.42001550

Place your bets, who would win?

>> No.42001549
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42001549

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>> No.42001551
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42001551

Get it out of your system now before the stream starts /mans/

>> No.42001564

>>42001498
>censoring
holy shit go back to twitter

>> No.42001567

People finally avoiding the bait. /mans/ is healing

>> No.42001571

Where's Veper?

>> No.42001574

>>42001422
you play cards and get naked

>> No.42001576
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42001576

>>42001483
KEKEKEKE

>> No.42001577
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42001577

Hmmm.....I predict.......
Axelsweep....
Yeah....

>> No.42001580
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42001580

>>42001483
Ugly

>> No.42001586

>>41992401
>>41995197
Do you think Axel is gonna show the boys what ai Vesper said?

>> No.42001590

>>42001436
It was either that or the sojourn post but I'm chaotic evil

>> No.42001596

>>42001550
Flayon

>> No.42001597
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42001597

>> No.42001603

>>42001551
I LOVE AXEL, I LOVE AXEL, I LOVE AXEL. Thanks I needed that.

>> No.42001611

>>42001483
WHORE

>> No.42001617

>>42001586
He made it

>> No.42001615
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42001615

>>42001577

>> No.42001618
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42001618

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>> No.42001633

Cummy in leader tummy

>> No.42001642
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42001642

>>42001551
Vesper's a bitch

>> No.42001643
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42001643

just hide the bait posts.
hope the stream goes well and happy birthday leader
t. vestie

>> No.42001641

>>42001422
i unironically learned it from granblue

>> No.42001646 [DELETED] 

>>42001498
Don't be a drama faggot, you cock munching, aids ridden nigger. We get it, Vesper was acting like a retard, do you have to act like a pussy about that? Are you in your period or something, anon?

>> No.42001649

>>42001586
Probably later, but he will think it's real

>> No.42001653

>>42001550
Bettel. He will push people out with shit hands he mistakes for being good.

>> No.42001655 [SPOILER] 
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42001655

>>42001580
I'll show YOU ugly!

>> No.42001656

>>42001498
Get well soon!

>>42001571
Having a schizo bender because of mustard. He did tweet at Altare though.

>> No.42001662

Bettel is probably gonna win, but I'm gonna cheer for leader anyway cause I love him

>> No.42001671
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42001671

happy bday to this guy

>> No.42001673

>>42001617
*vine boom*

>> No.42001675

>>42001551
I need axel like i need air

>> No.42001679
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42001679

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>> No.42001689
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42001689

>>42001483
*wheeze*

>> No.42001693

>>42001597
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42001704

>>42001498
Don't be such a faggot

>> No.42001707

>>42001551
I DREAM ON THE DAILY ABOUT LIVING WITH SHINRI AS A CUTE LITTLE KOIPANION HUMANOID WHERE I QUIETLY SUPPORT EVERYONE BEHIND THE SCENES AND AFTER IM DONE FOR THE DAY SINK INTO HIS ARMS AS HE PETS ME AND WE FALL ASLEEP TOGETHER

>> No.42001708

What type of poker are they doing?

>> No.42001714
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42001714

>>42001483
KEKEKEKEKE

>> No.42001715

>>42001655
steven universe lookin ass

>> No.42001718
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42001718

Altare shining on his special day thank you pako

>> No.42001720

>>42001646
>Are you in your period or something, anon?

>> No.42001726
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42001726

>>42001358
>>42001549
>>42001618
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.
With the trinity completed
This temple of /MANS/ hear by be consecrated
Bros and yumes, embrace yourselfs for today catalog invasion
Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>> No.42001727

is mustard a spreadsheetable offense?

>> No.42001736

>>42001422

i have a bunch but if i havent played a game in a while i just forget the rules entirely

>> No.42001748

>>42001704
Stop replying to yourself

>> No.42001754

>>42001643
based

>> No.42001755

>>42001655
holy mother of mag, what in tarnation is this....

>> No.42001756

>>42001708
elysium holdem

>> No.42001775

Vesper... please...

>> No.42001791
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42001791

>>42001726
I shall, brother.

>> No.42001798
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42001798

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>> No.42001799
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42001799

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.42001802
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42001802

For you retards who don't know how to play Hold 'Em:
You want to make the best possible combination using a maximum of 5 cards (see pic related for ranking of the combinations).
Each player receives two cards.
Five cards are placed down on the table that everyone can use to create this combination of a 5 card hand.
Three cards are put down first (flop), then one more (turn), then one more (river).
After each sequence (flop, turn, river), betting can occur. The goal of the game is to have the best hand when all 5 cards are revealed, or to pretend you have a good enough hand that everyone else "folds" or gives up before you, leaving you the last player standing. You win the entire pot that was betted for that round. Rinse and repeat until everyone is out of money except one person.

>> No.42001808

>>42001726
The ritual... the IPs... home.

>> No.42001816
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42001816

>>42001577
He will win by doing absolutely nothing. He will misread the cards and make atrocious bets, but bluff so well that it goes though.
Every
Time.

>> No.42001826

Today is not about him

>> No.42001827
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42001827

HOUSESWEEP

>> No.42001838

>>42001798
>no halo
Who's this faker?

>> No.42001839

>>42001240
Altventurers function as tampons, nice!

>> No.42001842

>>42001439
it's way simpler than Mahjong.
I wish Mahjong was as simple as poker

>> No.42001844

GIVE ME BAIT TO BITE OR GIVE ME DEATH

>> No.42001859

>>42001550
Bettel. MAX LUCK BABY

>> No.42001861

>>42001689
>>42001483
now kiss

>> No.42001862

>>42001720
You heard me, faggotboi.

>> No.42001867

>>42001580
:(

>> No.42001874
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42001874

LEEDAH not ON THE TELLY yet

>> No.42001879

Nowa...

>> No.42001882

>>42001802
Thanks Axel, how hard was it teaching Magni last minute?

>> No.42001888

So uhhh where's the schedule that vesper promised to put out today?

>> No.42001905

>>42001799
Of course

>> No.42001910

>>42001802
Ty Anon <3

>> No.42001911
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42001911

>>42001718
Are you from the fucking future????

>> No.42001913

>>42001550
Bettel or Axel

>> No.42001920

>>42001802
you didn't mention the betting mechanics like raise and call, but those are the basics yeah

>> No.42001919

>>42001799
Yes!

>> No.42001927

leader's first outfit should lean more into the bird thing and give him black hair

>> No.42001929

>>42001551
I NEED BETTEL TO BREED ME

>> No.42001938

Vesper's model will be on stream but it'll be Kronii and she'll sweep the table. Screenshot this.

>> No.42001947

TEMPUS COVER WHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>> No.42001956

>>42001799
No, I’m not into shotas. He’s cute tho

>> No.42001960

>>42001551
I LOVE LEADER, I LOVE LEADER, I LOVE LEADER

>> No.42001965

>>42001439
I downloaded Mahjong Soul and tried to learn Mahjong and quickly decided that it's the dumbest game on Earth

>> No.42001972
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42001972

>>42001911
Y-YABAI I'VE BEEN CAUGHT

>> No.42001979
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42001979

https://vocaroo.com/1eRvKXSlJHBH

>> No.42001981
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42001981

>> No.42001985

>>42001551
WHERE IS MY ACTUAL FULL TEMPUS COLLAB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42002007

>>42001947
>country song
this will probably be magni's group song project if it were to happen

>> No.42002011

i hope magni and axel comfort leader with their bodies today

>> No.42002012
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>>42001550
Only right answer.

>> No.42002016

>>42001981
kek

>> No.42002023

I WANT LEADER’S CUMMY IN MY TUMMY

>> No.42002024

>>42001981
he almost did it again huh

>> No.42002030

>>42001985
This is full Tempus though announcement next weekend

>> No.42002035

>Prechat spamming #VESPERSLEEP
Kek

>> No.42002039
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42002039

>>42001551
WHERE KS NOWA THAT FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGEERRRRRRR RAGGGHHHHHH

>> No.42002041

>>42001985
What do you mean, this is the second full Tempus collab.

>> No.42002042

>>42001981
Axel >:3

>> No.42002046

>>42001981
GOD DAMMIT AXEL I KNOW YOU ARE HERE WAKE UP ON TIME YOU FUCKING BITCH (i love you aniki)

>> No.42002049

>>42001979
for some reason it reminds me of Sonic.exe

>> No.42002063

#AXELSWEEP
#VESPERSLEEP

>> No.42002066

>>42001550
Magni

>> No.42002068

For anons here that know how to play poker, who do you think has the best chance of winning?

>> No.42002069
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42002069

>>42001972
Gotcha

>> No.42002080

Bettel will win

>> No.42002084

>>42001981
>axel jwu
SLEEPY DINGO MADE THE COLLAB DELAY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42002086

Imagine if Axel comes on and it's Kronii again.

>> No.42002090

>>42001802
>had a royal flush happen to me TWICE in a game
god i wish i had bet actual money back then

>> No.42002093

>>42002068
maldini

>> No.42002096

>>42001550
the house

>> No.42002098

>>42002041
N-no... sisters...

>> No.42002099

>>42002024
We were this close to greatness

>> No.42002106 [DELETED] 

finally some real man activity, let's have some fun tonight

>> No.42002105

>>42001550
Magni will win. Beginners luck.

>> No.42002109

Adding a lot of people on to the spreadsheet tonight

>> No.42002126

>>42002086
It's not as funny without Vesper there

>> No.42002129

>>42002069
wtf, if that an egg or a hole?

>> No.42002130

>>42001981
did he forget that he has a collab going on??

>> No.42002133
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>>42002069
I've seen this picture a hundred times and I still have no idea what the orange bit is supposed to be

>> No.42002132
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>>42002069
AAIIIEEEEEEE

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>>42001981
he's just a lil sleepy anon, come on!

>> No.42002151

>>42002069
ew, what the hell is that orange thing?

>> No.42002153

rrat: Vesper joins in axels model

>> No.42002156

>>42001979
kek

>> No.42002157

>>42002069
w-why does the magmite have a stuffed hole??

>> No.42002164

>>42002011
What do we call this this dynamic? Shiny kintama?

>> No.42002166

>>42002068
If Axel actually gets how the cards work, he has a very good change of winning. A big part of Poker is bluffing

>> No.42002168

>>42002133
I was informed it's laying an egg, but I don't know why the egg is red.

>> No.42002174

if magni wins im gonna eat my underwear

>> No.42002177

>>42001979
https://vocaroo.com/1c206pe3NnBI
Still working on leader's AI, i need his bd voicepack for samples

>> No.42002190

>>42002068
Bettel. Most of it is luck and pretending what you have in your hand is or isn't good.

>> No.42002191

>>42002084
Better than busting a vesper.

>> No.42002193

>>42002068
Anon, there's no fucking way I can determine that when I have no idea if any of them even know how to play. In the end, while there's definitely strategy to the game, that would require everyone knowing the rules and understanding how pot odds and probabilities work. A complete novice can win in poker by sheer luck or because they're playing so retardedly no one can read them.

>> No.42002195

>>42002133
Cloaca?

>> No.42002197

>>42002153
Girl_dm joins using vesper model

>> No.42002198

JWU what did i miss

>> No.42002200

>>42001972
Get back here you mutated gusher

>> No.42002199
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42002199

Nowa...

>> No.42002203

>>42001965
you'll never experience the feeling of coming back from last place with yakuman...

>> No.42002213

>>42002135
yo this little heeheehaha looking a bit tired? might want to give him some sugar >:3

>> No.42002216

>>42002166
100% he is going to pretend he does not know how to play poker

>> No.42002218

>>42002135
You lil shit (affectionately)

>> No.42002222

>>42002197
who?

>> No.42002225
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42002225

>>42001979
He is evil!
So am I!

>> No.42002231

>>42002069
eww what is this fetish art

>> No.42002233

So at what point does either the talents/management/fans say enough is enough and we start getting some fucking answers about what is going on between Vesper and the boys?
This really has gone on long enough. Terrible look when the boys have more drama than the fucking girls.

>> No.42002234

PRECHAT JUST GOT MAGGED

>> No.42002249

>>42002177
Doing God's work, anon

>> No.42002251

>>42001965
I learned with Mahjong Soul but had to replace it after the chinkout with FFXIV

>> No.42002265

>>42001981
This fucking guy kek

>> No.42002274

>>42002135
I want to put 10 of these little guys in a pot of boiling broth and eat them like soup.

>> No.42002281

>>42002199
tfw legit feel for the guy

"Having anxiety" sells the problem infinitely short because it's not like you just have more of the normal emotion. It's a completely different runaway reaction that leaves you unable to function.

>> No.42002283

kind of depressing that no one's spamming leadersweep/altaresweep even though it's his birthday

>> No.42002282

>>42002126
true, I never expected him to let us down this hard, what a fool

>> No.42002286

>>42002198
STOP COMING /HERE/ AXEL
YOU HAVE A COLLAB TO JOIN RIGHT NOW

>> No.42002292

vesper doko... why does he hate us and the rest of tempus

>> No.42002294

Axel will almost win, but then job at the end. The winner will be either Magni or Bettel.

>> No.42002295

>>42002198
Leader was so moved by all the fan projects that he cried

>> No.42002296

>>42002177
What exactly are you using to make these?
I have a hankering to make one of my own, but for DarksydePhil.

>> No.42002314

They're going to fight each other like a bunch of retarded children while Shinri wheezes himself to death in the background

>> No.42002318

>>42002283
He has nurtured a reputation for himself anon

>> No.42002319

>>42002283
isnt he hosting?

>> No.42002324

>>42002283
he's the dealer

>> No.42002326

>>42002283
They don't know the house can win because these are all zoomers that have never played

>> No.42002334

>>42001965
kek you're fucking shit at mahjong anon lol

>> No.42002338

>>42002292
Altare hates him. You can't join when you are not invited

>> No.42002341

>>42002233
I think they're just going to leave it up to people to read the room.
Guys who don't get along tend to just ignore one another, rather than start drama.

>> No.42002348

>>42002216
Even if you know how to play poker, if you're playing against someone who doesn't understand any of the rules who happens to have the nuts in hand and who just randomly goes all in, you have a chance to lose. Playing against beginners is sometimes harder than playing against seasoned players because you don't know their tells and they act irrationally.

>> No.42002350

>>42002296
But why

>> No.42002351

>>42002283
Retard

>> No.42002353

>>42002283
He's the dealer dumbo

>> No.42002360

>>42002283
I did a bunch of times already. I always do, even if I think he'll lose

>> No.42002362

>>42002283
Isn't he the dealer?

>> No.42002363

>>42002177
I am Altare's manager

>> No.42002366

>>42002324
No, Magni's the dealer.

Oh, you meant cards.

>> No.42002370

>>42002314
I'd love every second of it

>> No.42002371

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE

>> No.42002373

>>42001965
Watch Akagi

>> No.42002380

HE'S LATE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42002391

>>42002283
The house always wins so saying altaresweep is kind of pointless

>> No.42002401

>>42002350
Because it would be really, really funny to see him flip the fuck out.

>> No.42002402

>>42001965
I'm in chinitsu damaten but I have no idea what my wait is and I'm going to commit chombo

>> No.42002409

>>42002198
not much
a bunch of incels are still raiding this thread

>> No.42002418

Altare is waiting for Axel to wake up and join the call
I believe

>> No.42002428
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42002428

>>42002338
>can't join when he's not invited
G-GUYS

>> No.42002433

HOPEFUL RRAT, IT'S TAKING LONGER BECAUSE VESPER IS JUMPING IN.

>> No.42002437

Bet they are scolding Axel and making him do a naked dogeza right now

>> No.42002439

>>42002418
they’re still setting up

>> No.42002441

They playing for kisses?

>> No.42002446

>>42002428
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42002448

>your oshi
>favorite card game

>> No.42002459

>>42002428
MEDS

>> No.42002465

>>42002433
lol, lmao, kek, jajaja even

>> No.42002464

>>42001938
I would burst a gut from laughter if that happened

>> No.42002467

>>42002433
IF HE JOINS HOLY SHIT I WILL FUCKING CRY

>> No.42002469

>>42002437
damn, what's taking so long to take off his clothes? can't he just rip em off?

>> No.42002475

It's so rude that people are spamming about Vesper everywhere, give it a rest

>> No.42002476
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42002476

https://poal.me/50fggu

>> No.42002478

>>42002437
nice

>> No.42002482

>>42002164
saucy/sultry shiny spicy since magnis a whore

>> No.42002491

>>42002433
Or he's trying to join in last minute but altare is scolding the fuck out of him

>> No.42002497

>>42002433
I believe.

>> No.42002499

>>42002448
>Altare
>War

>> No.42002500

>>42002177
kek

>> No.42002501

>vesper isn't joining
what a fucking loser asshole

holy shit
imagine snubbing your friend on his fucking birthday
thats inexcusable

>> No.42002502

>>42002469
they are not just taking his clothes off...

>> No.42002503

>>42002371
It's gonna be this if they don't get the stream going: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUDSGJP8t8U

>> No.42002506

>>42002428
Fuck it, the reason vesper lost his mind is because Axel tanked vespercoin. They are linked intrinsically (for the bit)

>> No.42002516

>>42002437
Remember the nake dogesa anon?
I wonder if he's watching right now.

>> No.42002520

>>42002475
The vtuber fanbase are a bunch of socially inept autists.
pls understand.

>> No.42002519

>>42002448
Magni
Trucco

>> No.42002527
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42002527

Altare found out that Vesper is a vampire and that's why he's not allowed to play

>> No.42002529

>vesper
1/21
HOLY FUCK STFU ABOUT THIS GUY !
he's not streaming he won't show up to anything he's not relevant EVER
>>>/vt/Vesper
just fuck off he has his own thread stop shitting up /MANS/ and I see you shitters in prechat
>vesper doko?
Dead in the basement who cares

>> No.42002538

>>42002448
>Magni, Flayon
>Go Fish

>> No.42002539

>>42002475
not as rude as him drawing attention to himself by flaking on his friend during his bday

>> No.42002540

>>42002475
This is Tempus. People spammed where the fuck was Axel when Kronii skinwalked him, until >we knew he was just asleep.

>> No.42002544

do we have the demon of time possessing Axel's body again?

>> No.42002553

>>41995197
>>41992401
Do you think Axel showed the rest of the boys the ai voiceclips?

>> No.42002554

>>42002433
It's taking longer because they need a skinwalker for one of the boys

>> No.42002561

>>42002433
I'd like to be proven wrong. Nowa please join in

>> No.42002566

>>42002448
Magni
Android Netrunner(rip)

>> No.42002567

>>42002501
Go spend some time with your gf, anon
This is a very pathetic thing to waste your life doing

>> No.42002578

>>42002475
most holofags are annoying and he has the most overlap with the girls

>> No.42002581

>>42002448
Magni/Ina
MTG

>> No.42002587

>>42002433
Haha, no

>> No.42002602

It's kind of hilarious that tourists are here desperate for either Vesper or Kronii to show up and neither of them are coming.

>> No.42002607

>>42002554
Every single boy will be skinwalked

>> No.42002618

>>42002567
>that projection
keep white knighting a jackass on the internet i guess

>> No.42002617

Anyone else in this thread love Regis Altare, leader of the guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English?

>> No.42002619
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42002619

Why didn't he reply bros?

>> No.42002620

>>42002553
SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED THIS
FUCK

>> No.42002622

>>42002448
>Axel
>Yugioh

>> No.42002623
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42002623

>>42002428
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
NO, I AM NOT ATKING MEDS AAAA

>> No.42002624

>>42002602
LET ME DREAM

>> No.42002630

>>42002540
this spam has been going on for days

>> No.42002635

Altare is going to beat Axel to death with his bare fists

>> No.42002641

STARTING!

>> No.42002646

START!

>> No.42002648

THEYRE ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002647

NEW INTRO

>> No.42002649

TEMPOKER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/Zxsm5dUq5PA
https://youtu.be/Zxsm5dUq5PA
https://youtu.be/Zxsm5dUq5PA

>> No.42002650
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42002650

>>42002433
You will perform Naked Dogeza if he doesn't.

>> No.42002655

>>42002602
>tourist

>> No.42002659

>>42002607
>It's actually a Myth/Council collab
>Just wearing Tempus' skins

>> No.42002660

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002662

>>42002448
Vesper (?)
Yugioh

>> No.42002664
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42002664

>>42002617
You mean I am not the only one?

>> No.42002663

TEMPUS ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002666

HEADGUARD ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxsm5dUq5PA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxsm5dUq5PA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxsm5dUq5PA

VANQUARTERS ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002667

CUTE LEADER ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002671

HE MOVES

>> No.42002675

>>42002635
Axel is awake, he's fine.

>> No.42002681

>>42002433
I still remember that bet femanon
>>/vt/thread/S41447396#p41455140

>> No.42002684

finally new loading screen

>> No.42002692

>>42002602
Are people actually being serious about Kronii here? I thought it was all shitposting.

>> No.42002691

>>42002433
Naked dogeza anon
You know the rules

>> No.42002693

>>42002491
wtf i thought altare was a brotuber?

>> No.42002695

>>42002655
dont you know?
everybody is a tourist if they arent always coming to the defense of shitty people

>> No.42002696

>>42002341
>read the room
>looks around in YT chat, Twitter, and /vt/
Yeah, that ain't gonna work. They are going to have to address it at some point.

>> No.42002700

>>42002448

>Unity/Magni
>Android Netrunner was the greatest card game of all time and Wizards of the Coast ruined it the writing was on the wall ten years ago I fucking hate-

>> No.42002701

WHAT HE STARING AT?!

>> No.42002707

LEADER LOVE! LEADER LOVE! LEADER LOVE!

>> No.42002708

>>42002659
i believe this. miyabi was exposed to be a woman. there's no question that tempus will be all women

>> No.42002711

Alright /MANS/
Have (You) done your Poker reps?

>> No.42002716

>>42002475
is cover fault for being not clear, they could just said yeah vesper is banned for collabs and end of the story, but no, so people make drama

>> No.42002718

>>42002554
>skinwalker

it's Gura. I can feel it in my bones

>> No.42002720

>>42002635
Altare will advertise his bday bowl by eating Aussie brains out of the sample one Cover sends him.

>> No.42002724

>>42002553
>>42002620
Am retard. :D

>> No.42002735

>>42002607
>>42002659
>not even Altare shows up to his own poker night

>> No.42002737

tempus doko

>> No.42002738

They should do this poker thing again in the future, but like, only Axel and maybe Bossu...
And make it strip poker!

>> No.42002744

>>42002696
>Japanese company
No they don't lol

>> No.42002745
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42002745

LETS GOOOOOO!! I BELIEVE IN THE #AXELSWEEP
I BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42002746

>>42002630
Because the matter hasn't been cleared. That Kronii fiasco was spammed for days even if the matter was cleared right after.
Get used to it.

>> No.42002748

I hate that the screen blurs now and then, makes it feel like Leader is waiting for the poison to take effect

>> No.42002752

>>42002701
Us talking about Vesper on his birthday

>> No.42002753

>>42002738
Ame...

>> No.42002755

Does management tell to play the intro for 1-2 minutes or something? Even when they're late they still play it for a long time.

>> No.42002764

>>42002738
Ame calm down

>> No.42002767

>>42002553
pure kino

>> No.42002779

>>42002448
>Axel
>phase 10

>> No.42002784

>>42002748
That makes it hotter though?

>> No.42002787

Instead of playing poker, they should take turns raping me.

>> No.42002789

>>42002711
Yes, I'll be luckshitting my way to victory
t.definitely not Axel heehee

>> No.42002788

>>42002748
Ayo, that's hot

>> No.42002792

>>42002618
Anon, seriously, this is sad
Go hug a girl

>> No.42002791

>>42002701
me

>> No.42002794

>>42002711
Haven't played in years since I used to have monthly games with the boys
damn I miss you guys

>> No.42002795

>>42002738
Ame.....

>> No.42002799

>>42002716
He isn't banned, he just doesn't want to be there

>> No.42002800

Well, if Axel is not there anymore, you know why.
Can't make Leader disappointed by missing out the collabs... happened to a vampire before...

>> No.42002802

>>42002700
i will never forgive WoTC for screwing over all their games

>> No.42002803
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42002803

#AXELSWEEP

>> No.42002810

>>42002748
That's exactly what it means, he slipped you some ghb when you looked away from your drink anon

>> No.42002814

>>42002341
>Guys who don't get along tend to just ignore one another, rather than start drama.
lol
Maybe this is true for autistic people but most big streamers, especially brotubers, go out of there way to hate on people they fell out with

>> No.42002821

>>42002755
I would put money on it. It changes the YouTube thumbnail to say LIVE, so more people will filter in at the last minute. I'm sure there are tested metrics on this.

>> No.42002822

>>42002696
You're not going to get any more than
>Come on guys, read the room.
if even that, if there's real beef between them.

>> No.42002825

>>42002748
he is

>> No.42002826

>>42002708
Don't forget that Miyabi is also all of America

>> No.42002829
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42002829

>>42002177
wow

>> No.42002830

>>42002748
ToT

>> No.42002832

>>42002755
I think everybody runs the intro for about four or five minutes during final prep to let people shuttle in

>> No.42002835

>>42002748
kek, I'm gonna think of that every time now

>> No.42002840

>>42002792
Heed your own advice.

>> No.42002841

>>42002755
my rrat is since most of youtube's AI moderation focuses on the first few seconds to a minute, the intro screen allows them to worry about it less

>> No.42002846

>>42002746
but it has been, the thumbnail shows the people there already

>> No.42002850

>>42002814
men who stream and make content are women, simple as

>> No.42002856

>>42002748
Your rape and/or snuff fantasies aside, it feels uncomfortable because I'm already getting sight issues(one eye is starting to get lazy) and the occasional blur just makes it feel like it's getting worse

>> No.42002861

>>42002826
What? Why?

>> No.42002862

>>42002755
There's no point in going righ into the stream because it takes a few minutes for youtube to send the notification.

>> No.42002864

>>42002826
>america is a woman
women don't deserve rights.....

>> No.42002870

>>42002448
Magni
Uno

>> No.42002871

>Damn, I had to go do shit and I'm late for Poker night at the Guild hall
>Lol nvm, stream delayed a bunch and get here just in time
Comfy.

>> No.42002881

>>42002296
*snort*

>> No.42002888

>>42002840
Alright, I gave my boyfriend a hug, now it’s time for you to do the same

>> No.42002890

ENTER
THE 7 MEMBERS OF THE TEMPUS GUILD

>> No.42002891

Whelp

>> No.42002893

>>42002846
Clearly you're not naive enough to believe that right?

>> No.42002896

HE HATES HIM
>HE HATES HIM
HE HATES HIM

>> No.42002895

It's over...

>> No.42002899

TEMPOKER BABY

>> No.42002907

VESPER YOU FUCKING RETARD I FUCKING HATE YOU

>> No.42002910

HANDCAM??

>> No.42002911

EVERYONE IS HERE!

>> No.42002914

so when's he graduating?

March?
April?

>> No.42002916

>>42002177
Jesus Christ...

>> No.42002919

HE'S NOT THERE AAAAAAAA

>> No.42002922

HANDCAM POKER???

>> No.42002925

>handcam
KINO

>> No.42002930

TEMPOKER

>> No.42002931

the gang is all here!
;_;

>> No.42002932

VESPER IS IN

>> No.42002942

HANDCAM

>> No.42002941

HOLY HANDCAM

>> No.42002945
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42002945

TEMPUS ON THE TELLY

>> No.42002944
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42002944

>handcam
Jiminy

>> No.42002947

YO HE'S DOING IT HANDCAM?

>> No.42002951

>>42002861
>Doesn't watch streams
sad really, go watch the telephone game that Aruran hosted yesterday

>> No.42002952

Oy what the fuck it's hand cam

>> No.42002972

>How many of you guys IN TEMPUS
kek, he hates Vesper

>> No.42002979

EVERYONE IS HERE THANK GOD

>> No.42002982

>>42002177
anon are you using tortoise? I tried and didnt get great results, this doesnt seem to glitch as much as tortoise did for me

>> No.42002983

Vesper…

>> No.42002984

7 man poker... This is going to be crazy

>> No.42002985

KINO

>> No.42002986

this will be texas hold em right?

>> No.42002987

how is this suppose to work

>> No.42002993

HANDCAM KINO HOLY SHIT

>> No.42002994

IT'S HANDCAM FUCKING SICK YES

>> No.42002999

TFW no Tempus mahjong.

>> No.42003002

How is this gonna work lol

>> No.42003005

So how the fuck can they see the cards?

>> No.42003006

Well despite the disappointment for obvious reasons, this handcam deal looks cool af for a card game stream

>> No.42003010

Wait how are they gonna see their own hands?

>> No.42003017

>>42002972
He's being so petty istg

>> No.42003031

KAIJI MENTION

>> No.42003049
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42003049

handcam kino

>> No.42003053

Vesper??

>> No.42003056

>>42002802
IT WASN'T EVEN THEIR GAME, THEY HAD IT LICENSED TO FFG ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS RENEW IT THEYAREN'TEVENDOINGANYTHINGWITHTHEGAME AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE

>> No.42003061

Where is Vespesr??? this is a joke right?

>> No.42003063

>>42002951
But Miyabi is boring...

>> No.42003064

>>42003010
Altare will probably send the cards over dms in discord

>> No.42003070

>>42002972
it's kind of obvious now too isnt it

>> No.42003073

vesper…

>> No.42003075
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42003075

>>42002893

>> No.42003074

>Kaiji mention
Nowa...

>> No.42003076

I used to bet candies with my friends back in my High School days

>> No.42003079

T-the gang is a-all here....

>> No.42003081
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42003081

PUTTING MY ANAL VIRGINITY ON BETTEL
HE WILL MAKE THEM ALL JOB
Also I got a warning for racism outside of /b/, jannies being faggots don't surprise me

>> No.42003085

>they have to keep up with their chips themselves
This is going to go terribly and I can't wait

>> No.42003092
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42003092

KUYASHII

>> No.42003095

>>42003063
Read nigga read!

>> No.42003096

THEY'RE PLAYING CARAVAN NOT POKER

>> No.42003106

>>42002945
You forgot to blur out the Vestie

>> No.42003108

kek #vesperditch in the comments

>> No.42003109

FTX getting shit on

>> No.42003118

>>42002893
literally high on copium

>> No.42003119

The table/screen would have been too crowded with Vesper included to be fair, 6 + the dealer is the right spot

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42003120

>>42002475
ADD HIM TO THE SPREADSHEET

>> No.42003122

>>42003005
7 small cameras

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42003128

>>42002448
Altare
>Hecatomb.

>> No.42003130

>>42003085
There will be score forensics threads for days.

>> No.42003137

Leader can’t shuffle properly, I’m no longer aroused by the sight of his hands

>> No.42003138

altare is pretty good at shuffling

>> No.42003140

gambling away your relative's possessions...

>> No.42003145

I love how many all-Tempus collabs we've gotten lately. Just all the boys, collabing. I hope we continue to have collabs with everyone.

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>Cryptoscam Pyramid scheme

>> No.42003149

>>42003106
Vesties are free to support Tempus.

>> No.42003155

AXEL YOU CAN'T MENTION FTX THAT'S JEWISH

>> No.42003167

>>42003137
>>42003138
hm

>> No.42003166

Fuck it. Just canceled leaders menshi. Will resub to him and Ves once they'll figure it out. I'm here for Unity, and those retards both ruin it with absence of communication

>> No.42003168

>skipping out on your friend’s birthday
That’s a dick move. Don’t care what anybody says, doing that shit is really gross.

>> No.42003171

so Vesper is actually going to dodge every full tempus collab? kinda based

>> No.42003199

>>42003137
>>42003138
The duality of /MANS/

>> No.42003207

>>42003171
>live and die by your solo content

>> No.42003210

what is this retarded handcam stream. why not just everyone download a poker game and make a private lobby. wtf is this lmao

>> No.42003212
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>>42003063
Altare will fucking 3 am walk you for this.

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>>42003063
I'll kill you.

>> No.42003218

>>42003171
collab ban

>> No.42003219

>>42003166
You know it's a meme that it's Altare's fault, right?

>> No.42003220

flayon sounds a bit quiet
hakka's volume could also be raised
the other boys are fine

>> No.42003227

speaking of more RAM, the stream

>> No.42003228

IT'S OVER

>> No.42003229

JOBBERS GUILD

>> No.42003232

THE GHOST OF VESPER NOIR SENDS HIS REGARDS

>> No.42003238

>>42001422
As someone who has played it extensively in RDR2. I am an expert of the game (probably. I clocked in at 300 hours and most of it is literally just Poker or Blackjack)

>> No.42003243

hey guys I found this link that gives me free magcoin and a free iphone to my computer should I click it

>> No.42003245

>>42003207
finally he is doing what he promised for once

>> No.42003246

>>42003166
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.42003248

>>42003210
for presentation, for us

>> No.42003250

SUSAN YOU KIKE WHORE, RESTORE THE STREAM

>> No.42003251

>>42003171
Yes, he's become a solo-only guildee that nobody has the heart to kick because they have history

>> No.42003253

>>42003166
You should unironically die

>> No.42003254

>>42003168
They're not friends. He wasn't invited. Why is this so hard to understand?

>> No.42003257

>>42003171
Vesper is the Selen of HolostarsEN

>> No.42003258

>>42003171
Social anxiety hort, meds haven't taken full effect

>> No.42003264

>>42003210
>Needing to go through cover's perms autism just to play fucking poker

>> No.42003272

>>42003168
It's not a skip if you weren't invited to begin with

>> No.42003273

>>42003219
It's not a meme

>> No.42003276

>>42003063
Miyabi is probably the biggest psychopath in holoJP, you will live to regret your words

>> No.42003282

KEK Oh Lord he hates it so much

>> No.42003284

CUTEEEEEE

>> No.42003285

>>42003210
no idea. i guess novelty, but like there would be so much scuff to use with the handcam. its altare's decision so i'll respect it

>> No.42003287

soul...

>> No.42003293

TERRIBLE.
KINO.

>> No.42003294

>>42003219
>a meme
Recent events are making it look less and less like a meme and more like the truth

>> No.42003296

>>42003210
>Covers perm autism
You just know

>> No.42003295

CUTE

>> No.42003299

Vesper...

>> No.42003302

im starting to believe he did something like getting someone pregnant for real to be away from tempus so long

>> No.42003306

What the fuck is gonna happen on Vesper's birthday, it's in like two weeks

>> No.42003309

Vesper took a quick trip up to Canada to pay his girl Kronii a visit in court because of their upcoming custody battle

>> No.42003308

>>42003210
do they even have any perms for any poker game?

>> No.42003310

>>42003219
All would be good if he replied to Vesper's hbd tweet.

>> No.42003311

AWWW

>> No.42003316

>>42003276
Not Temma?

>> No.42003320

SOVL

>> No.42003321

You could tell Altare was dying inside kek

>> No.42003330

>Singing Happy Birthday
That's fuckin teetee

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>> No.42003335

Boyband time!

>> No.42003338

>>42003257
my two oshis…

>> No.42003341

This is fun, I like full tempus streams.
Glad all of the boys get along well

>> No.42003345

>>42003254
>>42003272
You’re giving him an out. That’s a bullshit excuse.

>> No.42003346

>>42003306
he'll get his shit together before then hopefully

>> No.42003349

Pretty sure I heard a very clear "dear leader" in there lol

>> No.42003352

>>42003316
Miyabi rapes Temma every night.

>> No.42003358

>>42003306
He'll do a totsu and Altare won't call in.

>> No.42003359

Shut the fuck up about Vesper already, he's not joining the collab, move on and watch the stream

>> No.42003364

>>42003331
Senzaki mama...

>> No.42003365

>>42003306
He'll do a face reveal stream.

>> No.42003366

Shinri... Bettel...

>> No.42003380
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42003380

FOUND YOU

>> No.42003385

I TOOOK MY MEDS WHERE THE FUCK IS SHINRI AND BETTEL

>> No.42003388

I actually hate this. I'm sick of this forced drama and fucking everything. I just want shit to go back to normal

>> No.42003387

>>42003257
Selen is surrounded by disgusting streamers that is based to avoid. Vesper is avoiding bros

>> No.42003391

>>42003306
he'll be graduating by then

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42003394

This stream is so scuffed, pure soul

>> No.42003397

How come he couldn't tweet and say he wasn't going to be there?

>> No.42003403

>>42003302
He said that he needs some time to readjust and get back to a baseline normality before going back to collabs.

>>42003306
>>42003346
Keep the faith.

>> No.42003410

>>42003331
Emergency room brevity code for "Had Been Drinking" when describing what led up to the patient's injury.

>> No.42003416

It's not the same without him...

>> No.42003417

>>42003309
>Kronii, if you're listening, get rid of the baby
>its real

>> No.42003419

>>42003380
who?

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God I NEED the Tempurple karaoke offcollab

>> No.42003436

>>42003397
>yeah, sorry guys, I'm not going because Altare didn't want me there
epic

>> No.42003442

>>42003397
He doesn't care about you or them.

>> No.42003446

>>42003388
Just accept that things are changing anon.

>> No.42003450

>>42003419
there was an anon that was begging for a barbershop quartet and he finally got it

>> No.42003451

can you guys just shut the fuck up and watch the stream

>> No.42003452

>>42003419
He means that he's here and that he should be added to the spread cheet

>> No.42003460

This is what I imagine it's like if two of your close friends have a falling out and now shit just feels weird.

>> No.42003459

MANS

>> No.42003462

>>42003432
WE NEED IT, but we need the kintama offcollab then the clowns offcollab

>> No.42003464

>>42003306
he will be with his family but will hold a 30 minutes twitter space. buy his merch.

>> No.42003466

MANS

>> No.42003469

THE MANS

>> No.42003472
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42003472

This is a unity thread.
Everyone gets cake.
NOW TAKE A SLICE
watch the damn card game

>> No.42003475

MANS

>> No.42003476

>>42003257
lol no. Selen was always distant from most of the other niji members from the beginning, unlike vesper

>> No.42003480

AIIIIIEEEEEE

>> No.42003486

/MANS/ SAN

>> No.42003488

>>42003451
no

>> No.42003494

>>42003316
Miyabi said he enjoys seeing Temma's mind break when they play games.

>> No.42003495

is it really so hard for vesper to send a single tweet

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>>42003166
>>42003273
>>42003294
>>42003310
Vesper ghosted Altare since december of last year and now that he finally got tired of his bullshit you're saying that it's his fault? Fuck you.

>> No.42003503

>>42003451
I literally seated quiet in my living room making no noise. You must be hearing things.

>> No.42003504

>>42003388
>forced drama
it's just drama, not forced
sometimes drama happens
in this case it's the rift between vesper and altare

>> No.42003511

>>42003257
He's fat??

>> No.42003514

The manager was us all along

>> No.42003538

>>42003451
Vesper lives in their heads. They continue to justify their split

>> No.42003542

>>42003500
Not tasty enough

>> No.42003545

>>42003472
kek

>> No.42003544

Altare's manager said to not call him gorimane because he is actually black.

>> No.42003551

>>42003511
Bettel is.

>> No.42003557

If leader isn't playing, #BETTELSWEEP. MAX LUCK TIME!!

>> No.42003564

this is gonna be a clusterfuck lmao, they're going to lose track so hard

>> No.42003577

>>42003472
>unity thread
>but the stream isn't unity

>> No.42003578

>>42003495
He literally made a tweet wishing Altare a happy birthday and Altare ignored it despite replying to literally everyone else

>> No.42003579

Shinri is going to win

>> No.42003585

>>42003511
>usa
>not fat
pick one

>> No.42003586

>>42003472
SOVL

>> No.42003589

>>42003544
anon when Coco said "Black company" she didn't mean that...

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this is going to be a mess, I'm here for it

>> No.42003597

MAGNI IS THE ALTARE PSYCHOANALYZING ANON

>> No.42003598

>>42003495
He did. What is this, it's worse than threadreading, it's just not even reading anything at all

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>>42003254
Some people just need things spelled out in bold.
Plenty of youtube groups have broken up over the years due to "creative differences", without ever addressing things beyond that.
People just don't get along 100% of the time and that's reality.
Grow up and move on.

>> No.42003624

>>42003472
nice

>> No.42003628

>>42003495
he did
altare ignored it
like this isn't even rrat anymore, this is just a blatant sign

>> No.42003631

>no blinds
You fool

>> No.42003632

>>42003472
Okay but I'M WATCHIGN YOU LGBT ANONS
You won't get to touch OUR boys

>> No.42003638

>>42003597
AIEEEEEE HE'S /HERE/

>> No.42003658

shinri muted

>> No.42003664

Big meaty toes

>> No.42003665

ALTARE FEET PLEASE

>> No.42003669

>>42003500
Uh yeah? The man is off his meds. I won't blame him if he really has a mental illness. It's a different story if it's all deliberate.

>> No.42003674
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watch the fucking stream mates

>> No.42003675

>no socks
leader...

>> No.42003683

Axel just gaslit him into sending feet pics. Sasuga

>> No.42003685

>>42002448
Vesper, if he lives. If not, Magni or Hakka.
Mega Man Battle Network 3, which is very literally Poker with extra steps.

>> No.42003688

>he's sending feet pics

>> No.42003690

>>42003544
Pretty sure their managers are all in japan, he's probably using that as an excuse in case whoever is helping him ends up appearing on stream as body or voice. Reminds me of when FBK had handcam and said it was her manager's hands, but the hand's movements synced perfectly with her talking whenever she got excited for a good pull or whatever it was

>> No.42003692

>>42003675
Bossu...

>> No.42003697

one of them is gonna go all in first thing

>> No.42003698

Americans never wear socks at home

>> No.42003702

Tell your shota to stfu

>> No.42003704

this is so scuffed... in a negative way.

>> No.42003710

FLAY IS A FOOTFAG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42003722

Axel, this is why you're my favorite.

>> No.42003744

Maybe Vesper will be the prize

>> No.42003747

>>42003690
What the fuck are you talking about. Mane-san is just in Discord.

>> No.42003754

>no blinds and noobs
well this is over

>> No.42003755

Axel confirmed jobber.

>> No.42003764

>stream already has shit vibes because vesper is missing
>now the red shota won't shut the fuck up

it just keeps getting worse

>> No.42003770

Wait doesn't this totally not work if they can all see each others card?

>> No.42003775

the cards are too shiny…

>> No.42003788

AIIEEEE REFLECTION

>> No.42003795 [DELETED] 

>>42003710
He's a literal on-prescribed-estrogen tranny. Of course he is.

>> No.42003799

Bets on how many hands until someone goes all-in?

>> No.42003804

>>42003770
nvm

>> No.42003805

99% chance of Axel cheating

>> No.42003808

>>42003764
It has shit vibes to you because you're being a giant faggot

>> No.42003810
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42003810

shinris poor social battery... hes wore out... mama...

>> No.42003813

Stop bullying Machi, he's doing fine and being cute

>> No.42003815

this is giga scuffed

>> No.42003816

>>42003210
Tabletop Simulator...
Clubhouse 21...
Dammit Leader why you gotta job.

>> No.42003826

>2 of clubs, 10 of spades
ABSOLUTE STATE

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>>42003799
1

>> No.42003836

>42003795
imagine being wrong

>> No.42003840

>>42003747
oh

>> No.42003851

>>42003808
still not as big of a faggot as you
go back to your split

>> No.42003861

what is this again?
texas holdem?

>> No.42003862

oh my god

>> No.42003865

>>42003698
This is definitely untrue, at least around where I live.

>> No.42003867

AXEL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

>> No.42003870

There is surely a better way of doing this

>> No.42003879

This is giga scuffed

>> No.42003882

wtf Altare, just send them picture

>> No.42003883

>>42003861
>texas holdem?
yes

>> No.42003884

Shinri got this round btw, the turn and river won't save the others

>> No.42003886

Shinri currently has the best hand, 10 pair with high card 9

>> No.42003889

>>42003219
Im not assuming its Altares fault, or Vespers fault.
But Vesper wished him a Happy Birthday on Twitter, as well Ollie. He responded to Ollie, and chose to ignore Vesper.
The two had some sort of falling out, its so obvious now.

>> No.42003891

>Altare replied to Ollie
My final drop of copium... it's all over...

>> No.42003900

I'm not here for the high level gameplay, I'm here to watch these boys look silly

>> No.42003901

SHINRI KNOWS HOW TO PLAY, GOING ALL IN ON SHINRI!!! I'M BETTING EVEN MY SISTER ON HIM!!

>> No.42003904

shinri has it

>> No.42003907

>>42003882
Mane-san is.

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>>42003867
YET HE WILL STILL FUCKING WIN SOMEHOW

>> No.42003913

This is better for the viewers for sure, give them a few rounds to get used to it imo

>> No.42003914

as someone who doesn't know how to play poker, I am looking forward to enjoying this in blissful ignorance of their plays

>> No.42003926

poker is a kusoge. uno is the superior party card game

>> No.42003933

should have just played UNO

>> No.42003937

>>42003770
hopefully mane-san is using the snip tool to quickly send them their hands and the table

>> No.42003939

>>42003886
are you some kind of poker commentator or what? we are watching too.

>> No.42003938

Yeah Shinri's got this

>> No.42003942
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>> No.42003943

I legit think Vesper just didn't want to come, this seems like a huge unorganized clusterfuck

>> No.42003965

>>42003933
hell no

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>>42003942

>> No.42003973

>>42003926
checkers is superior

>> No.42003976

Axel bitching out immediately

>> No.42003979

>"cheatsheet"
>opens stream

>> No.42003982

>>42003943
Nice cope

>> No.42003983

i didnt realize that altare finally responded to ollie's bday tweet. maybe he'll get to vesper after the karaoke stream

>> No.42003986

>>42003942
donmai gramps...

>> No.42003987

How many magcoins do they have to start with?

>> No.42003990

>>42003914
As someone who knows the basics, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion and it's 6 separate trains and the platform marshal is intentionally redirecting them into a simultaneous 6 way head-on collision.

>> No.42003992

>>42003914
That's probably superior to knowing the plays and malding over them

>> No.42003996

>>42003891
He wants the zombie pussy, based

>> No.42004004

I'm going with Hakka this round

>> No.42004012

Why aren't there a big and small blind?

>> No.42004014

>>42003942
WHO IS DRAWING ALL OF THESE THEY MAKE ME SAD

>> No.42004016

This is cute i'm into it

>> No.42004018

>>42003943
he probably didnt, but altare probably also didnt want him there

>> No.42004025

KEK

>> No.42004028

LOL Bettel

>> No.42004030

>>42003987
100

>> No.42004031

KEK

>> No.42004036

BETTEL KNOWS WHEN TO FOLD EM

>> No.42004043

>>42002448
vesper
Yu gi oh

>> No.42004045

>>42003942
God make the pain stop
I want to go back

>> No.42004047

>>42003942
Source?

>> No.42004048

Poker experts explain Bettel's move

>> No.42004053

SHINRI SWEEP

>> No.42004054
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42004054

I LOVE THIS DUMMY

>> No.42004055

>>42003983
Brother, it's over. Just let it go.

>> No.42004063

Bettel you coward

>> No.42004072

>>42004030
This is going to be a short stream then...

>> No.42004080

>>42003942
not like this…

>> No.42004084

I don't know how the fuck to play poker

>> No.42004089

shinri had a better hand than hakka

>> No.42004090

SHINRI NO

>> No.42004092

>>42003942
>Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend

>> No.42004096

shinri...

>> No.42004097

QUESTIONABLE

>> No.42004093

HAKKA SWEEP OH NO

>> No.42004098

Lol Shinri had the best hand too

>> No.42004099

THE BEST TWO HANDS HAVE FOLDED

>> No.42004102

Shinri...

>> No.42004104
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She's laughing at her own son

>> No.42004110

>>42004012
He said it was for simplicity

>> No.42004107

SHINRI
YOU FOOL

>> No.42004111

Hakka just bullied everyone out of the round, nice move. Good to bluff early on when no one knows your tells.

>> No.42004119

>>42004048
weak hand, did the right thing lol

>> No.42004120

Gonna SC Altare. "Things good between you and Vesper? He sent you a HBD tweet and you didn't respond."

>> No.42004121

This is going to be over in 10 minutes lmao

>> No.42004129

Altare... that's a spade...

>> No.42004131

FUK

>> No.42004135

you telling me there was no app with perms or something open source to manage this... this is the most roundabout way of possibly handling it.
hey they came up with something that sort of works so good on them, but it's so convoluted.

>> No.42004134

Altare can't tell the difference between clubs and spades...

>> No.42004141

SHINRI YOU HAD IT!

>> No.42004143

KEK
BETTEL

>> No.42004148

Cancelled leader menshi. HBD
This passive aggressive twink can graduate.

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42004157

They laugh, but Bettel is smart.
You gotta know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em.

>> No.42004161

Poker is always top tier content

>> No.42004167

>>42004089
and now flayon has the better hand

>> No.42004172

>>42004104
mod your mother dammit leader

>> No.42004175

>>42004120
Holy based

>> No.42004177

Axel could go for a flush, right?

>> No.42004181

This is so fucking scuffed
I love it

>> No.42004183

WHo has the best cards?

>> No.42004185

Flay has the best hand now, damn

>> No.42004186

the reactions are fucking kino lmao

>> No.42004192

Flay won

>> No.42004193

I bet Vesper would be the best poker player

>> No.42004206

>>42004120
>throwing away money

>> No.42004207

>>42004120
Do it. He said he'll read all superchats later

>> No.42004208

How are they all so shit at poker? This makes me want to play again.

>> No.42004213

>>42004172
>mod your mother dammit leader
That's Bettel's mama, she laughed when he folded

>> No.42004212

>>42004135
i feel like he just wanted the handcam gimmick which makes things hard but it's kinda interesting

>> No.42004219

I don't understand anything but I'm having fun

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42004221

Is Flayon going to win this round?

>> No.42004225

The IQ test of the guild.
even if everyone loses IQ, someone will still reach the top

>> No.42004229

>>42004183
Right now Flay with his pair of kings

>> No.42004242

>>42004213
oh... mod Bettel's mother dammit leader

>> No.42004250

>>42004221
Yes, I'm feeling it.

>> No.42004249

I thought Flay was dumb for calling, but wow

>> No.42004255

Vesper would unironically win this so easily

>> No.42004262

If Flayon pushes now, he wins the pot. He should be able to tell Hakka has nothing from the King because he checked.

>> No.42004264

Why the fuck did Axel fold after being so deep in, might as well check and see the river at that point

>> No.42004266

Too bad Bettel folded

>> No.42004280

>>42004219
Based retard

>> No.42004286

You can say a lot of things about Flayon, but he ain't a bitch.

>> No.42004293

>>42004183
Flay has pair of kings which beats hakka's 10s
AND HE'S RAISING

>> No.42004295

Jesus...

>> No.42004297

>>42004255
Axel will win via DINGO LUCK

>> No.42004302

>>42004120
it better be an akasupa you won't refund or I will knot you

>> No.42004309

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE

>> No.42004313

>>42004255
Vesper wouldnt win shit, the guy's a fucking retard

>> No.42004316

>>42004221
Yeah. He didn't have anything the first round, so he really made a big bet on that 50.

>> No.42004318

>>42004249
Dumb luck

>> No.42004319

is this poker game an off collab with all the dudes?

>> No.42004326

>>42004110
it's kind of important to how the game works though.

>> No.42004327

>>42004266
He's too insecure not to

>> No.42004329

>Let them have buy-ins
Vesper... just join in, sell a kidney if you have to...

>> No.42004341

>>42004229
>>42004293
Thanks, Anons

>> No.42004344

>>42004208
Most people are.
Learning the rules to poker is easy. What's tough for a lot of people is the social aspect of it.

>> No.42004343

Smart fold

>> No.42004349

WTF HAKKA
WHY ARE THEY ALL SHIT
FLAY WINS BY VIRTUE OF BEING FEARLESS AT THIS POINT

>> No.42004353

HAKKA

>> No.42004354

>>42004193
>>42004255
He'd probably be the best at understanding the game mechanically, but he's shit at lying.

>> No.42004355

>>42004302
Why send him an aka if he's gonna be a bitch about it?

>> No.42004356

FLAYON CURRENTLY RICHEST

>> No.42004358
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42004358

FLAY SWEEP

>> No.42004370

>>42004313
kys

>> No.42004373

HAKKA YOU DUMBASS

>> No.42004383

These idiots.

>> No.42004381

Bettel had the best hand...

>> No.42004386

Hermanito...

>> No.42004389

HAKKA DIDN'T KNOW!

>> No.42004392

>bettel would have won the hand

>> No.42004396

Oh wait, so they pair the cards with the ones the dealer pulls?

>> No.42004403

Bettel would've won had he not folded

>> No.42004405

I think Machi is just pretending not to know poker

>> No.42004409

>>42004319
No, it is not. Altare is running a hand-cam, and his manager is sending the hands to the boys

>> No.42004415

PAJARRACO PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJJA

>> No.42004416

MAX LUCK BETTEL
HIS OWN WORST ENEMY

>> No.42004422
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42004422

FLAYSWEEP

>> No.42004421

>>42004349
Hakka had the right idea, but the problem was he didn't play the turn properly. The fact that he put 50 in the first pot was actually insane. Flayon should have folded in that instance, but he lucked out and won.

>> No.42004430

>>42004381
>two pair
holy shit he did

>> No.42004434

>>42004370
go back, veshitter

>> No.42004438

Leader, just a tip for you.
Since you have your manager helping you, next time you can use Google Sheets to update the chips count for each one.

>> No.42004441

They had a week to learn and they still don't get poker oy vey.

>> No.42004448

You could take this dialogue and hand it in as a draft script for Lucky Star.

>> No.42004450
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42004450

Pajaro pendejo!

>> No.42004453
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42004453

Betsy...

>> No.42004455

>>42004266
Yeah, Bettel would have won with 2 pairs

>> No.42004458

>Hakka didn't know if you fold you lose what you bet
HOW HAVE THESE GUYS NEVER GAMBLED BEFORE!?!

>> No.42004457

Axel's coins. You forgot Axel's.

>> No.42004462

>what can I trade that in for
>magni doesn't even remember his own bit
COMEDY

>> No.42004463

>>42004422
I hope they do more of these animated things. But with better writing

>> No.42004467
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42004467

How do these 20+ year old men not know how to play poker?

>> No.42004472

>>42004434
Stop being pathetic and go get a gf

>> No.42004473

FLAYSWEEP

>> No.42004474

>>42004441
Should have practiced beforehand

>> No.42004479

Wtf, why he telling them their hands... if you win, just end to the next round.

>> No.42004481

>>42004421
Yeah but he had the option to check here no? NEVER fold if checking is an option

>> No.42004491

>>42004472
stop projecting like a fucking loser

>> No.42004493

>>42004354
he sure fooled you into believing his "uwu I can't lie" bullshit, I'd say he's pretty good

>> No.42004496

>>42004344
Man did raise with a pair of 10's on that flop, that's not even part of the social game it's like poker 101. They're dumb. I mean I love them it's cute but.

>> No.42004502

This is a bit too scuffed

>> No.42004503

>>42004458
He said he learned how to play poker 5 minutes before the stream

>> No.42004509

>>42004438
well magni is the coin counter so there's that

>> No.42004510

INFINITE BUY IN
please
otherwise they're all going to be out by the 20 minute mark

>> No.42004511

>>42004458
>HOW HAVE THESE GUYS NEVER GAMBLED BEFORE!?!
They applied to Holostars, so that's not true.

>> No.42004519

Axel - 95
Magni - 100
Bettel - 100
Hakka - 50
Flayon - 150
Shinri - 100
Is this correct?

>> No.42004521

>>42004467
Gacha is the best form of gambling

>> No.42004524

>>42004467
because they're either gay or manchildren

>> No.42004537

>>42004502
It's finding its legs

>> No.42004541

>>42004519
Flay 155

>> No.42004540

Despite the scuff from this experiment, it's been pretty damn fun

>> No.42004542

>>42004491
uh huh

>> No.42004545
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42004545

STRONG HAND

>> No.42004544

>>42004519
Flayon has 155

>> No.42004549

Who is the Tony G of the table

>> No.42004553

>>42004355
You can send him an ARS aka

>> No.42004556

>>42004472
>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg

>> No.42004565

>>42004519
Close Flayon has 155.

>> No.42004566

Shinri is trying so hard not to go off and correct everyone else

>> No.42004567

>>42004519
yes

>> No.42004573
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42004573

Can someone explain to me how does this game works? What are the tactics, who's winning and who's losing? What do they need to do to win? I'm so confused.

>> No.42004572

>>42004545
holy fuck strongest hand on board atm

>> No.42004581

>>42004545
>not even the same suit
lol

>> No.42004585

>>42004542
Your only insult is some generic twitter insult. Kys.

>> No.42004589

>>42004545
Shinri please win!

>> No.42004601
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42004601

WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER?

>> No.42004603

>>42004573
kys whore watcher

>> No.42004618

>>42004601
These are weebs anon

>> No.42004616

>>42004493
Yes, and I'm sure that you also believe that all of the things he's said about his fuck-ups are all totally transparent lies, but somehow you're the only one smart enough to see through them.

>> No.42004620

>>42004601
boomer game

>> No.42004630

Shinri with the best hands again

>> No.42004632
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42004632

>>42004573

>> No.42004633

>>42004601
Boomer sport

>> No.42004636

SHINRI, YOU BETTER GO IN ON THAT

>> No.42004637

Bettel might have the strongest hand depending on the flop

>> No.42004640

>>42004601
these guys are freaks, weebs, and mentally ill loners

>> No.42004644

>>42004573
Poker makes no sense, boomer games are too complicated.

>> No.42004642

wheeze

>> No.42004641

do you retards not spend several hours in the casino whenever one pops up in a game?

>> No.42004657

>birthday merch is sold out
FUCK

>> No.42004663

>anons saying that if you are a 20+ male you should know how poker works
>other anons asking how poker works

Hmmmmmmm
It couldn't be, right?
That there might be women amongus?

>> No.42004666

>>42004620
>>42004633
>boomer
literally everybody plays it

>> No.42004682

>Do you like raw men and balls!?

>> No.42004686

>>42004663
MOGUS?!?!?!?!?

>> No.42004690

>>42004573
They are playing Texas hold em, each one started with 100 magcoins, to win they need a strong hand which you can know with a simple google search, currently Flayon is winning with 155 coins, here is the rankings>>42004519

>> No.42004694

>hakka and magni shilling for him
CUTE

>> No.42004693

>>42004467
Zoomies are too retarded to do basic math

>> No.42004695

>>42004601
I know the basic rules but have no idea how to bet

>> No.42004702

>>42004603
Kys instead retard. Go back to the catalog, faggot.

>> No.42004703

>>42004573
It's like mahjong where you want to make a certain combination.

>> No.42004706

>>42004663
Uh, I'm a woman and I know how to play poker. It's not hard dude

>> No.42004707

>>42004618
>>42004640
I'm a weebfreak and I've played literally hundreds of games of poker IRL.

>> No.42004721

DEZ IS FOMOING THEM

>> No.42004723

>>42004663
>he isn't aware of the fujo and yume population here

>> No.42004722

This reminds me of when I lost like 500 bucks by using my parent's pokerstars account when I was a kid

>> No.42004732
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42004732

Axel's got that sigma gambler grindset

>> No.42004737

>he's preemptively shilling Vesper's merch

>> No.42004739

>>42004657
>sold out
>made to order
????????

>> No.42004740

>>42004573
To be fair to you, it's confusing that they aren't showing the number of chips they have on screen.
You win in poker by cleaning out everyone else on the table.

>> No.42004741

>>42004657
website is just jobbing, just wait a bit

>> No.42004746

>>42004601
I fucking love Poker. Played it all the time with my bros.

>> No.42004749

Why is /mans/ so fast

>> No.42004751

>>42004409
I thought you were joking but its true, the way they set up the collab is genius

>> No.42004753

Hey, Magni is great at shilling here. What a character development.

>> No.42004760

salesman at work

>> No.42004761

>>42004722
kek

>> No.42004764

>>42004573
You set up as many sets as possible. There are 4 sets of cards, denoted by their symbols. Each set has 12 cards in it, starting with Ace, then 2 through 9, and ending with Jack, Queen, and King. Get as many 'sets' as possible, whether it's all the same number across different sets, or multiple numbers in a row, etc.

It's basically the professional version of checking digits.

>> No.42004765

>vesper teapot
i want it so bad...

>> No.42004772

SPOON HYPE

>> No.42004773
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42004773

how does this game work?

>> No.42004778

>>42004573
here bro/sis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAoR9ji8D6A

>> No.42004780

>>42004721
Sasuga Maguni!

>> No.42004784

>>42004721
AHHHHH I NEED THE RAMEN BOWL NOW!

>> No.42004787

Can Shinri use a bowl as an arrow?

>> No.42004795

Bros... I don't know how to use chopsticks...

>> No.42004794

>>42004573
Get the best card combination possible, see the hand rankings. They can pay/call a certain amount of coins to start, the next player can either match or raise the amount, or fold and skip the turn. If you run out of coins, you lose

>> No.42004805

>>42004601
Poker is mostly a game that you play in real life with other human beings.

>> No.42004806

>>42004706
>>42004723
I just wanted to say amongus sorry

>> No.42004811

Spear fork?!?!
the fuck did Vesper make

>> No.42004824

>>42004795
just stab your food with them

>> No.42004828

>>42004573
you have to make a pattern using the cards dealt to you and the cards on the table. A person with the most valuable combination/pattern/whatever you want to call it will win the pot (e.g., what is being bet) however this is very scuff and it not following many rules. Also, look at the chart on the top left to determine what is the best pattern

>> No.42004834

THIS FUCKING HURTS ME OH MY GOD
I'M GOING TO GET INTO HOLOSTARS EN SO I CAN CORRECT THEM ALL ON HOW TO PLAY TEXAS HOLDEM

>> No.42004835

>>42004806
My opinion of you is now even lower...

>> No.42004840

>6
kek

>> No.42004845

6

>> No.42004847

why does everyone say altare hates women btw? thought it was a meme at first but some people seem pretty serious about it, did i miss something?

>> No.42004848

>>42004573
>Can someone explain to me how does this game works?
Everyone is dealt two pocket cards. Nobody knows what those cards are but you. A total of 5 community cards are dealt. Using a combination of your 2 pocket cards and the 5 community cards you make a hand of 5 cards. At the end, strongest hand wins

>everyone gets 2 pocket cards
>round of betting
>3 community cards are dealt
>round of betting
>4th community card is dealt
>round of betting
>5th community card is dealt
>final round of betting
>showdown
If everyone but 1 player folds then the round can end early

>> No.42004868

>>42004573
Every player gets two cards face down, you can only see your's
3 cards get placed face up.
You look at your cards and the cards and table and see if you have anything from >>42004632
The table goes around and wagers money. if you don't want to play, you fold.
When everyone had bet, checked or folded, another card gets revealed, betting is repeated.
Then the fifth and final card is revealed, the final round of betting commences, and the players still in game reveal their cards and the one with the stronger combination takes all the marbles.

The game is about trying to convince others to bet a lot of money when you have good cards and get the others to fold when you have shit cards.

>> No.42004871

Shinri should raise

>> No.42004874

ANOTHER 6 FOR DEVIL NUMBERS

>> No.42004884

HE FOLDED A FLUSH DRAW

>> No.42004886

Bettel really can make everything funny kek

>> No.42004885

>>42004749
because there is a full tempus collab going on?

>> No.42004889
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42004889

blackjack is better

>> No.42004896

FLAY HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO PLAY
FOLDED A FUCKING SUIT

>> No.42004897

>>42004795
They're handy for some things, but a fork is objectively superior in most cases. People who way otherwise are majorly coping.

>> No.42004898

flayon wins if he folds every hand that isn't pair of aces now lmao

>> No.42004901

Flay is planning to sit on his hoard until everyone else beats each other

>> No.42004902

>>42004573
for the sake of you stream all you need to know are the card combos, and who has the best combo

the actual key to poker is the lying/poker face aspect, which these goofy dummies aren't doing nor would do
it's a glorified Uno in this context

>> No.42004908

Flayon is throwing me for a loop. If I played poker with him, he would outsmart me.

>> No.42004924

>>42004889
The real GOAT is old maid

>> No.42004925

>>42004871
If he can see the flop for cheap there's no reason to raise. He could 3 bet maybe, but when everyone else has no idea how to play there's no point.

>> No.42004926

Leader should probably tell them that they dont HAVE to bet and the can just check

>> No.42004943

>>42004824
How the fuck do you stab noodles

>> No.42004946

>>42004889
Blackjack is too simple

>> No.42004951
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42004951

>>42004573
>>42004632
>>42004868

>> No.42004954

>>42004901
HE'S FUCKING FAFNIR SITTING ON ALL OF HIS TREASURE FAT FUCK!

>> No.42004958

NOT EVEN THE DEALER AND THE FUCKING GUY RUNNING THE POKER TABLE KNOWS HOW THE GAME WORKS

>> No.42004980

I swear Axel said 50

>> No.42004983

magni and hakka fighting for leader's favor

>> No.42004989

>>42004946
but it's also the best stream content, simplicity helps

>> No.42004998

Fuck this is a massive pre flop bot.

>> No.42005003

They should've started with at least 300 mag coins

>> No.42005004

>>42004951
Like I said, rolling dubs for money.

>> No.42005008

>>42004980
I thought so too

>> No.42005015

>>42004958
>magni is the one that actually knows the poker rules
wtf......

>> No.42005017

>>42004847
He hates women because he hates women, that's why

>> No.42005018

>>42004847
It's a meme, his ex gf cheated on him and he only stayed with her because her dad's chili is amazing, watch his gungeon streams for more stories

>> No.42005027

Oh, these cards suck

>> No.42005034

BETTEL!!!

>> No.42005036

>>42004354
fooled you idiots into thinking he'd be a "stream monster" and the best TEMPUS "brotuber"

>> No.42005039
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42005039

>host poker night
>no one knows how to play

>> No.42005042

Why are they doing this handcam thing when they could use tabletop sim or something

>> No.42005055

bettel might win this depending on the gods

>> No.42005062

>>42004795
Congrats, youre not a peasant

>> No.42005066

if he doesn't fold again
Bettel might have a chance

>> No.42005071

>>42004924
>old maid
nobody actually plays that expect in anime

>> No.42005075

>>42004847
He made some "gender-equality" jokes on his first streams

>> No.42005077
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42005077

>> No.42005082
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42005082

>>42004889
Misspelled Fight the Landlord

>> No.42005086

>>42005042
Perms, and also to make it special

>> No.42005092

>>42005042
Extra SOUL

>> No.42005093

>>42005027
>strong single cards, no good combos besides one pair
awkward

>> No.42005096

To be fair this seems a bit more difficult way to play when you don't have visuals and just text

>> No.42005098

>>42005042
For the scuffkino

>> No.42005100

>>42005042
perms

>> No.42005102

Bettel has the best hand so far

>> No.42005104

>>42005039
The real bro experience

>> No.42005108

There's got to be a simple website for hold em that doesn't require a download somewhere.

>> No.42005110

>>42005042
Because it's Leader's birthday and he wanted to have a input in the game.

>> No.42005123

>>42004573
>What are the tactics
For tactics specifically, each player has a % chance of getting dealt a good hand. As the round goes on that % chance changes based on the cards dealt. Good poker players will fold unless they have a decently high chance of having a good hand.

>> No.42005130
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42005130

>>42004663
AMOGUS?

>> No.42005132

Bettel has the best hand right now with a 6 pair and Q high. A Q dropping gives Bettel two pair 6 and Q, and A dropping gives Shinri the best hand with A pair.

>> No.42005137

>>42005077
Shit hurts man

>> No.42005141

>I feel really good about this
Bettel, you don't telegraph your intent...

>> No.42005143

GREAT CHOICE

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42005149

>>42005039

>> No.42005156

>>42005042
because dunno if they don't have table top sim, plus axel is gonna get fucked because the latency from the states to japan

>> No.42005157

>hakka fold
Bettel is going up

>> No.42005164

who are they calling

>> No.42005182

If Bettel wins with a pair of sixes...

>> No.42005190

AXEL KEK

>> No.42005193

>>42005164
Nowa, but he's not replying

>> No.42005195
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42005195

>>42005015
Magni's been around the Vegas slots once or twice, I just know that motherfucker has.

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42005203

>>42005039

>> No.42005204

no Vesper posting is like no milly posting on /pw/

>> No.42005207

>>42005164
call is poker talk for matching the highest bet

>> No.42005216

LMAO AXEL

>> No.42005218

>>42005096
Manager san is giving them delayed pictures

>> No.42005219

So scuff. Blackjack would have been better. Not as good of a game to play with the guys but everyone could just watch the stream and actually follow the rules

>> No.42005224

Axel's so based kek

>> No.42005228

>>42005164
vesper, they all callled him a litlle bitch

>> No.42005231

Yeah, Bettel is winning

>> No.42005234

>>42005164
Yeah, me

>> No.42005238

>>42005164
Calling on my cock, retard.

>> No.42005241

WHY CAN'T THEY TELL A SPADE FROM A CLUB REEEEEE

>> No.42005242

If there's no combination, the one with the highest value win, right?

>> No.42005243

>>42005190
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
EVERYTIME I PLAY A BOARD GAME I JUST GIVE UP ON WINNING AND PICK WHO TO SCREW OVER

>> No.42005248

If a 9 drops, Magni has a straight.

>> No.42005256

>>42004573
it's a wagering game. you win by making people lose all their chips and not losing all your chips. hands are secondary and only matter if we get all the way through betting to the showdown of 2+ players - in which case there are hand ranks shown on screen. high card < pair < two pair < three of a kind, etc

they don't have blinds, forced wagers that go around the table each round. it creates table position which is very important to wagering tactics. like if you are the first person to bet you probably don't want to randomly throw something in on a prayer, because you don't know what everyone else is going to do. if you are forced to pay a big blind you might be more likely to call and just see what happens, since you were already forced to pay a blind, etcetc.

also we don't even know stack sizes on screen, again important because info, cuz if you don't have many chips you are more likely to wait for a moment to just throw all-in, and pick up some easy pots from everyone else folding.

basically without blinds and stack sizes, it's just teaching a bunch of goobers the ABSOLUTE basics, like they don't know how to bet or what hands are. not really a complete idea of what poker is.

>> No.42005259

>>42005164
ghost busters

>> No.42005264

KERMIEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42005280

Bettel is basically the only one with anything

>> No.42005282

>>42005242
Yes

>> No.42005283

Bettel is so funny

>> No.42005287

>I WANNA WIN
Bettel with the goal in his eyes

>> No.42005289

>>42005248
The only straight on screen

>> No.42005291

NO SHINRI

>> No.42005296

Nice raise, not too risky but just enough to gauge reactions form others
Bettel knows how to fucking play

>> No.42005306

Holy shit, Bettel is gonna win this.

>> No.42005309

Clown fight clown fight

>> No.42005312

Shinri's hand...

>> No.42005318 [SPOILER] 
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42005318

kermie...

>> No.42005333

>>42005296
Bettel may actually understand pot odds.

>> No.42005338

>magni was going to bluff all in but now he can't because we see the cards and altare doesn't get it

>> No.42005353

>>42005318
never post again

>> No.42005355

>>42005306
If a 9 drops Magni takes it.

>> No.42005357

Shit, Bettel is going to win with a pair of 6

>> No.42005361

BETTEL DON'T GIVE UP

>> No.42005364

Yep
Bettel wins

>> No.42005377

Poor Shinri, his reaction...

>> No.42005380

>We've seen each other naked
HAKKA????

GOD DAMMIT SHINRI

>> No.42005384

Bettel wins

>> No.42005387

>we have nothing to hide
>radio silence about Vesper
o-kay Altare, whatever you say

>> No.42005388

>we see each other naked

>> No.42005389

nice job shinri

>> No.42005400

>>42005318
>white women

>> No.42005399

BETTEL WINS JUST DONT FOLD

>> No.42005408

Bettel wins. Shinri would have won had he stayed in.

>> No.42005413

2

>> No.42005422

magni has nothing right? am i reading the game correctly?

>> No.42005426
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42005426

WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE

>> No.42005430

dez, WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.42005435

BETTELLLLLL ToT

>> No.42005437

>>42005422
Correct

>> No.42005440

shinri stop doxxing bettel

>> No.42005444

2

>> No.42005446

MAGNI WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> No.42005452

>>42005318
Do I even want to fucking know?

>> No.42005454

BETTEL HAS BALLS

>> No.42005461

YOU HAVE NOTHING WHY DID YOU RAISE!

>> No.42005464

LET'S GO BETTEL

>> No.42005463

>>42005430
He's trying to get Bettel to fold

>> No.42005467

>They're rabbit hunting
How to start a fight at the table.

>> No.42005469

Is anyone else getting an error with Altare's birthday merch? No delivery methods for some reason, even though I've ordered off this site before?

>> No.42005472

>>42005446
ME

>> No.42005475

>>42005422
He's holding an 8 and there's 6 and 7 in the community pot.

>> No.42005481

>>42005426
he hates tempus

>> No.42005483

>>42005426
This is an event for the guild Tempus

>> No.42005485

>>42005289
The irony

>> No.42005488

BETTEL WINS

>> No.42005494

>>42005446
He's an expert negotiator, as proven in the Monopoly collab

>> No.42005503

MAX LUCK

>> No.42005501

EIGHT HIGH

>> No.42005506

BETTEL SWEEP

>> No.42005511

BETTELWINSLOL

>> No.42005510

Twas hubris that killed the dez

>> No.42005514

BETTELSWEEP

>> No.42005518

>>42005461
magni is salty that he isn't allowed to bluff without getting exposed

>> No.42005521

BETTEL ASS BLASTED MAGNI

>> No.42005520

CLOWN FIGHT KINO

>> No.42005525

BETTEL PLAYING THAT NEW VEGAS 10 LUCK BUILD

>> No.42005524

>>42005446
he thought bettel was bluffing

>> No.42005526

MAX LUCK

>> No.42005527

BRUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42005530

>Shinri folds right before the Ace is revealed
MAX LUCK BABY

>> No.42005528

NOW THEY ARE GETTING IT

>> No.42005532

LOL I love this clown

>> No.42005535

SHINRI STOP JOBBING WITH THESE HANDS REEEEEEEEE

>> No.42005539

Magni... 8 high?

>> No.42005546
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42005546

>MAX LUCK

>> No.42005554

THEY WALKED INTO A GAMBLING ESTABLISHMENT WITH A MAN THAT HAS MAX LUCK

THEY FUCKED AROUND AND NOW THEY'RE FINDING OUT

>> No.42005559

It was A high, you play what's on the table

>> No.42005569

When does the stripping begin?

>> No.42005570

This would've been so much better with another operator updating some sort of info on stream, like current mag coin and bet

>> No.42005591

BETTLEL SWEEP BABY

>> No.42005594

This was like a last boss fight, I was at the edge of my seat.
Look at how happy Bettel is now, cute

>> No.42005596

>>42005535
Shinri played that properly. He had nothing and had less than 10% chance of hitting that last Ace. Bettel raised the pot by over 10%, meaning Shinri should have folded according to pots odds.

>> No.42005604

>>42005559
Yeah, but Magni's still losing so

>> No.42005603
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42005603

>> No.42005610

Shinri jobbed hard, twice

>> No.42005619

That is the thickest I've ever heard Axel's accent

>> No.42005632

>>42005570
Yes, current mag coin and someone that knows the game. Magni and Shinji are helping tho

>> No.42005637

>the point of gambling is to look at others’ suffering

kinda based

>> No.42005645

>>42005619
he's having fun! he loves them!

>> No.42005656

Bettel is rich!

>> No.42005659

ix Axel drunk?
he's really aggressive, or is he just like this every time Flayon and Bettel is around

>> No.42005686

>>42005603
I am going to give Bettel a little brother

>> No.42005687

SHINRI HAVE SOME FUCKING CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF I LOVE YOU MAMA BUT PLEASE

>> No.42005688

>>42005656
In nutrients

>> No.42005695

wait, do these guys not play with a blind

>> No.42005701

>>42005659
He just roke up

>> No.42005704

>>42005659
did you miss the pummel party collab kek

>> No.42005705

>>42005535
Anon that's hindsight, he had nothing before the turn.

>> No.42005707

They lost count

>> No.42005709

here goes the coin autism

>> No.42005710

They can't add...

>> No.42005714

>>42005656
He'll spend all his winnings on toreba

>> No.42005724

>>42005619
Talking too much in Japanese + Northern Elysium accent

>> No.42005725

>>42005695
They said they weren't for some reason

>> No.42005727

I think Magni's strategy was really good, I'm a Magni apologist here

Not only does it make for a more interesting game, but Bettel was also showing a growing lack of confidence as each round went by; Bettel also folded early and this is a group where a different player in an earlier round folded because of a simple raise even though he had a pair
And on top of this, Magni made sure to check with the dealer what the rules were on revealing cards after the game, to check if bluffs would work in this game (it won't, but he at least went for at least one play)
This plus Magni being the one most eager to keep track of info and confirming the rules with people, makes him one of the best people to play this game with

>> No.42005746

>>42005659
Axel is always aggressive when they play against each other

>> No.42005765

All their hands are so shit all the time

>> No.42005766

>>42005659
he's like this kek

>> No.42005773

OY VEY

>> No.42005778

I love how friendly and encouraging Magni has been ahhhh

>> No.42005796

Is this correct?
Axel - 80
Magni - 50
Bettel - 201
Hakka - 35
Flayon - 150
Shinri - 84

>> No.42005793

>>42005727
Agreed but also because they all can't really play off facial tells revealing the cards is a good substitute.

>> No.42005797

Cant believe Axel raped Magni live

>> No.42005802

>mane-ch—mane-san

who IS SHE

>> No.42005801

Bettel dancing around all excited is so cute, I can't

>> No.42005800

>>42005765
Pro poker is folding like 70% of the time right at the start

>> No.42005809

>>42005426
this shit is gonna give me nightmares..

>> No.42005814

Axel sweep

>> No.42005816

>I would run to Japan
AAIIEEE

>> No.42005825

A bit specific of a question there altare hmm

>> No.42005828

Just got home, what kind of butchered ass version of poker are they playing? Looks like Hold em. Did i miss anything juicy?

>> No.42005838

>argentina

>> No.42005839

ARGENTINA BROS

>> No.42005845

HAKKA IS BECOMING AN ARSMAN

>> No.42005848

Leader implying vesper running from the law.

>> No.42005850

HAKKA IS ESCAPING TO ARGENTINA

>> No.42005864

>>42005802
He just fumbled his words

>> No.42005865

>>42005802
You can't handle the truth

>> No.42005868

>>42005796
This totals to 610. There should only be 600 to go around

>> No.42005867

THEY'RE COOKING METH

>> No.42005872

HE IS CALLING SAUL

>> No.42005878

>>42005796
>the Latam one is the poorest
sad, also Argentina kek

>> No.42005880

>>42004573
>>42004632
>>42004703
>>42004868
>>42004951
>>42004794
>>42004764
>>42004778
>>42004828
>>42004848
>>42004902
>>42005123
>>42005256
Thank you very much, everyone. I think I know the basics now. Love you all!

>>42004740
Exactly, that makes things a little compilcated.

>>42004644
Yeah, it's too complicated for me.

>> No.42005891

Oh, yeah, Argentina, the Nazi strategy, a classic.

>> No.42005902

>>42005838
>Hakka is an argebro
Finally
Home

>> No.42005908

HAKKA IS HALF GERMAN

>> No.42005915
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HAKKA
IS
WHITE

>> No.42005918

Hakka fleeing to Argentina for crimes...

>> No.42005923

>>42005828
They are indeed playin Hold em, Flayon won first round and Bettel second round, Also only Magni and Bettel know how to play

>> No.42005925

Bettel Call Saul

>> No.42005938

>>42005727
i have to agree with this

>> No.42005940

Can /MANS/ help me keep track of everyone's mag coins

>> No.42005948

>>42005915
...it's not larger than india wtf

>> No.42005952

>>42005801
Yeah, it's really adorable

>> No.42005962

AXEL WANTS TO BECOME A MONKEY AND LEAVE IN BRAZIL

>> No.42005969

>>42005802
Me.

>> No.42005977

>>42005796
>>42005940

>> No.42005985

Bald Axel lets go

>> No.42005986

FUCK BALDTARE. BALDNIKI LET'S GOOOOO

>> No.42005989

Magni is gonna rat them all out to the feds to save his own ass.
He already booked Vesper for tax fraud after all.

>> No.42005993

>carnal desires

>> No.42005995

>>42005962
He'll live with gorimane in the forest

>> No.42005994

UNITY

>> No.42005998

UNITY

>> No.42005997

>>42005908
god i hoffe nich

>> No.42006017

>>42005796
>>42005977
Axel 80
Bettel 201
Hakka 35
Flayon 155
Shinri 79
Magni 50

I think Shinri folded on 21. Flayon for sure has 155

>> No.42006026

>>42005948
Magni is unironically a facebook mom who believes everything on his timelinie

>> No.42006032

HAKKA BELIEVES IN UNITY

>> No.42006039

>100
OH SHIT

>> No.42006040

M-machi...?

>> No.42006047

ONE HUNDRED

>> No.42006051

>>42006017
Ah thanks

>> No.42006059

FLAY JUST SPIT ON HAKKA'S BET

>> No.42006066

Magni helping keep track of his magcoin

>> No.42006072
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42006072

>>42005923
Thanks anon. I knew the clowns of tempus were based. Here's hoping axel gets a dub. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEADER

>> No.42006081

Flay's playstyle is basically to play if there's an Ace

>> No.42006086

Jesus Christ Flayon

>> No.42006094

>>42005800
Same premise as speedrunning for world records. Didn't start out just right? Fuck it, cut losses and try again.

>> No.42006105

>>42006066
he is the coin counter and also the rules lawyer sadly

>> No.42006108

Axel go in

>> No.42006112

MAGNI CHALLENGE FLAYON

>> No.42006113

>>42006081
I mean his ace-10 beats magni's ace-5 all else equal.

>> No.42006120

Based bet with the ace 10

>> No.42006121

Magni: "I'm trying to get a good grasp on Flayon here."

Kinky.

>> No.42006138

>Magni psychoanalyzing Flayon just to see an unsolved Rubik's cube

>> No.42006150

>>42005908
A Hakka edit of the nazi eagle...

>> No.42006165

AXEL
NOW IS THE TIME

>> No.42006168

>>42006138
kek

>> No.42006172

Bettel you retard, don't, ...don't

>> No.42006180

please stop using that word jesus it makes me not want to like you

>> No.42006197

Is it laggy for anyone else?

>> No.42006200

U N I T Y B R O S

>> No.42006205

Flayon leveraged this A10 into 3 whole magcoins.

>> No.42006214
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42006214

What is he plotting?

>> No.42006224

>>42006197
A bit

>> No.42006228

>>42006197
yes

>> No.42006235

>>42006214
To get 3 magcoins

>> No.42006238

God i love these retards

>> No.42006237

>>42006180
Jesus anon

>> No.42006242

>>42006180
Jesús...

>> No.42006243

>>42006197
no

>> No.42006252

I love watching these full tempus collabs. so much wholsome unity and you really get the feeling that they are all friends. these big tempus collabs have been the peak of the branch by far

>> No.42006254

Magni makes a really good point, if everyone folds, Flay gets a wasted turn

>> No.42006257

They're milking each other...

>> No.42006262

>>42006214
There is absolutely nothing going on in that head

>> No.42006272

>>42006214
Nothing, he saw an Ace, saw 3 magcoins and said "This is it"

>> No.42006274

this is fucking retarded in the best way possible

>> No.42006277

MAX INT

>> No.42006281

>>42006180
Jesus Christ anon

>> No.42006284

Magni is applying poker logic to someone who has never played poker and doesn't understand the rules. This is honestly why playing with beginners is so hard sometimes. They literally do not understand how to play so they play irrationally and you can't make any good judgments from their plays.

>> No.42006292

>>42006252
Yeah, watching the entire guild together is great.

>> No.42006294

BETTEL CALLS

>> No.42006295

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!

>> No.42006296

>>42006252
I just like to see how all tempus boys get along well and all show up to the guild events.

>> No.42006297

>>42006214
He's asserting his dominance

>> No.42006303

HE'S A GENIUS HE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY'D BETTEL INTO CALLING

>> No.42006305

WHO HAS BETTER LUCK
FLAYON OR BETTEL

>> No.42006307

>>42006254
magni is right, the obvious thing is to get all the stray coins rather than force the fold

>> No.42006308

Brave move by bettel
It's all up to the flop

>> No.42006311

>>42006214
How he's going to please me later tonight.

>> No.42006312

Bettel has the bank to go risky

>> No.42006326

>>42006284
I love seeing pro game players lose to button mashers because the meta goes out the window if it's not agreed upon.

>> No.42006328
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BETTEL!

>> No.42006330

Flayon with the pair

>> No.42006332

It's not looking good for Bettel

>> No.42006337

BETTEL IS DEAD

>> No.42006340
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42006340

YOU GOT BAITED BY MAGNI BETTEL

>> No.42006342

RIP BETTEL

>> No.42006344

BETTEL MIGHT BE FUCKED

>> No.42006348

BETTEL YOU FUCKING RETARD WHY?????
I BELIEVED IN YOU

>> No.42006349

Flayon has 10 luck Jesus christ

>> No.42006353

It's over
This little shit got 100 off bettel

>> No.42006358

ALL IN

>> No.42006367

BETTEL PLEASE DONT GET TRICKED BY THE SHOTA

>> No.42006370

BELIEVE
THERE'S STILL A CHANCE

>> No.42006372

Bettel could match his bet and leave it all to the turn and river gods

>> No.42006376

DON'T LISTEN TO AXEL

>> No.42006385

AXEL WHY

>> No.42006389

Bettel is gonna get a Queen

>> No.42006392

ALL IN

>> No.42006395

>>42006252
>>42006292
>>42006296
Calm down sisters.

>> No.42006400

Bettel with an angel Magni on one shoulder giving him good advice and a devil Axel on the other whispering hee hee ha has

>> No.42006403

ONLY A QUEEN CAN SAVE BETTEL

>> No.42006409
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42006409

YOUR SENPAI ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DOWNFALL
KUYASHIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.42006411

his max luck stat is really testing him here

>> No.42006421

Bettel has his crazy eyes on, he looks like he's freaking out

>> No.42006423

This is like Light Yagami vs. Mr. Bean right now

>> No.42006424

ALL IN BETTEL

LISTEN TO YOUR SENPAI

>> No.42006426

AXEL IS THE DEMON ON HIS SHOULDER

>> No.42006433

BETTEL IS GOING TO DIE

>> No.42006438

I believe in the Bettel luck!

>> No.42006436

It's over...

>> No.42006440

GANBETTEL

>> No.42006447

BETTLE IS FUCKED

>> No.42006450

BETTEL YOU IDIOT

>> No.42006454

>>42006400
Kintama bros..

>> No.42006455

>>42006423
KEK

>> No.42006458

>bettel’s pathetic whimpering

>> No.42006462

BETTEL IS GONNA RIP A JACK AS THE FINAL CARD

>> No.42006465

Bettel blew it hard

>> No.42006466

BETTEL LUCK NEXT TIME

>> No.42006467

THERE'S STILL A CHANCE

>> No.42006473

if the next one is a jack BETTEL GETS A STRAIGHT

>> No.42006472

>>42006423
fucking kek

>> No.42006481

Axel please... you're retarded

>> No.42006487

Flay won....

>> No.42006489

BETELL ToT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42006490

ABAYO BETTEL

>> No.42006491
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42006491

BETTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.42006494
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42006494

>> No.42006496

FLAYSWEEP

>> No.42006497

when Flayon speaks I keep thinking it's a woman talking

>> No.42006503

Bettel...

>> No.42006512

Flayon with the win, Pair of 10s

>> No.42006520

BETTEL IS FUCKING DEAD

>> No.42006525

ABAYO GAVIS-KUN

>> No.42006531
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42006531

>>42006481
He's trying his best.

>> No.42006545

LOL Bettel

>> No.42006544

>is that good?

>> No.42006542
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42006542

This expression

>> No.42006548

His luck goes max and min kek

>> No.42006551

GOD DAMN IT

>> No.42006558

Bettel making good use of his facial expressions

>> No.42006564
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42006564

>> No.42006568
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42006568

>> No.42006569

>>42006400
they're both devils

>> No.42006570

>>42006544
It was in fact, not good

>> No.42006572

One fucking pair

>> No.42006573

SHOTA HATE ;_;

>> No.42006578

WORST CALL IN POKER HISTORY BETTEL WTF

>> No.42006579
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42006579

>>42006494
Someone save this man

>> No.42006583
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42006583

bettel luck next time

>> No.42006590

SAD CLOWN

>> No.42006591
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42006591

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.42006593

>>42006564
Poor boy!

>> No.42006597

>>42006564
>>42006568
he is broken...

>> No.42006600

FINESSED

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THE SHOTA IS TOPPING HIS SENPAIS AAAAAAAA

>> No.42006602

>>42006568
Sad kitty...

>> No.42006603

flayon’s gonna win… he’s gonna be the new leader of tempus…………

>> No.42006601

>The Bettel player at the table has the worst luck

>> No.42006606

when the squad hits you with the oooooooo lmao good times

>> No.42006612
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42006612

......

>> No.42006611

Axel is too loud

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HE'S GOING TO FUCKING CRY

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42006616

>> No.42006617

HE'S SO SAD

>> No.42006622

Axel - 80
Magni - 50
Bettel - 46
Hakka - 32
Flayon - 313
Shinri - 84

>> No.42006623

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42006624

>>42006568
>>42006579
This is perfect KEK

>> No.42006629

This collab is so scuffed, it doesn't have any business being this good and yet they've done it again

>> No.42006636

SOMEONE PLEASE CORRECT THE BRAT

>> No.42006642

>>42006609
hot

>> No.42006640

HE PUT HIS HAT BACK ON

>> No.42006647

FLAYON SWEEP

>> No.42006651
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42006651

>>42006494

>> No.42006657

>>42006568
>>42006564
The face of defeat

>> No.42006659

>Going joker mode

>> No.42006663

Magni with same suit A and J holy shit

>> No.42006664

>>42006622
Flayon will bully the table now

>> No.42006666

His smile and optimism; gone

>> No.42006669

>>42006622
Thank you

>> No.42006667

Axel the 10 IQ poker fairy

>> No.42006673
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42006673

>Flayon being "accidentally" SAVAGE

>> No.42006678

PUNISHED BETTEL

>> No.42006680

PUNISHED BETTEL

>> No.42006682

SCORNED BETTEL

>> No.42006686

PUNISHED BETTEL

>> No.42006685
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42006685

FLAYONSWEEP

>> No.42006689

PUNSHIED BETTEL

>> No.42006688
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42006688

>> No.42006701

PUNISHED BETTEL ACTIVATED

>> No.42006705
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42006705

>Serious mode activated

>> No.42006708

>Punished Bettel

>> No.42006717

Magni's hand looking kinda hot.

>> No.42006725

PUNISHED BETTEL
WOHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.42006730

Punished Bettel: A jester denied his payout

>> No.42006735

oh shit we hit 10k

>> No.42006739

ALL IN

>> No.42006740

what is punished a reference to

>> No.42006747

Punished Bettel ToT
MAKING BETTEL SELL HIMSELF TO OLD MEN FOR MONEY LIKE AN ADDICTED WHORE

>> No.42006758

I'm calling it, Axel is winning this round

>> No.42006759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>> No.42006761
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42006761

>makes your oshi poor
donmai bettelkeks

>> No.42006767

>>42006629
Scuff is kino. Embrace it.

>> No.42006769

AXEL WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.42006772

Axel "I wanna shoot civilians" Syrios

>> No.42006780

AXEL NO

>> No.42006790

>>42006735
>/#/

>> No.42006806

>Axel is going to shoot up Las Vegas

>> No.42006814
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42006814

>>42006740
Zoomerchama...

>> No.42006819

Bettel is being so cute and expressive with his model today

>> No.42006822

>>42006806
based

>> No.42006833

>>42006772
I hope he shoots me. I would like to die by his hands.

>> No.42006834

>>42006740
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?
EVERY NIGHT, I CAN FEEL MY LEG, AND MY ARM, EVEN MY FINGERS

>> No.42006836

>>42006806
does he know?

>> No.42006849

Axel...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Las_Vegas_shooting

>> No.42006853

Flayon this is why you're a 3 view piece of shit

>> No.42006852

Uhhh that's worrying. Hopefully, FBI CIA ain't watching this shit...

>> No.42006855

gdi Flay

>> No.42006867

flayon can just bully everyone if he wants kek

>> No.42006871

Axel is gonna shoot from his hotel room after losing his all-in

>> No.42006872

>>42006790
already there but we rarely hit 5view territory i'm happy :)

>> No.42006877

This is fun

>> No.42006878
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42006878

>>42006772
>>42006780
>>42006806
AXEL IS THE VEGAS SHOOTER

>> No.42006876

Axel yabbing...

>> No.42006881

>>42006622
Axel 80
Bettel 46
Hakka 32
Flayon 313
Shinri 79
Magni 50

Shinri is at 79.

>> No.42006890

>>42006867
Already forcing all ins

>> No.42006891
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42006891

>>42006806
Wait a minute...

>> No.42006894

>what the fuck
>you sonofa-
ALREADY LOVE THE TABLE TENSION

>> No.42006896

>>42006740
>you must be 18 or over to post on this board

>> No.42006899
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42006899

>>42006740
I won't dump your ashes into the heartless see...You're all women..

>> No.42006901

SHINRI ACTIVATING RAPE MODE

>> No.42006904

>>42006685
I'M GOING TO RAPE THIS BRAT

>> No.42006916

>>42006806
you think somebody would do that? shoot up las vegas? from a fancy hotel on the 30th floor? don't be crazy now

>> No.42006917

DO IT MAG, YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL

>> No.42006926

>>42006814
yes, I'm 21...

>> No.42006927

>>42006881
>313
Holyshit Flayon

>> No.42006942

YOU HAVE TO MAG

>> No.42006950

Axel please shut the frick up

>> No.42006954 [DELETED] 

>>42006899
>the heartless see
get off the hooch

>> No.42006966

>>42006740
Metal Gear Solid V. Do yourself a favor and play it.

>> No.42006967

Believe in the heart of the cards

>> No.42006975

Axel is such a bad influence

>> No.42006980

>>42006881
Thanks

>> No.42006978

>>42006904
Focus on the stream Bettel, you're getting whooped

>> No.42006985

DO IT MAGNI

>> No.42006988

Axel saying Maaguni-kun fires neurons in my brain

>> No.42006991

All these "Maaaguni-kun"s are giving me a boner

>> No.42006994

Flayon doesn't know how to have fun in Poker. This guy irritates me in every collab

>> No.42006996

Might as well go all in with a hand like this and at such low coins

>> No.42007000

Please Bettel, don't die...

>> No.42007003

THE MAD MAN

>> No.42007008

>>42006975
>go all in mag!
>folds

>> No.42007015

MAGNI IS GONNA LOSE

>> No.42007017

>>42006926
Please be in London and into ojisans

>> No.42007019

Flayon's going to make everyone else go all in and then fold lmao, magni's coming back in and then there's a final showdown Punished Mag vs Flayon

>> No.42007026
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42007026

ALL IN BABY

>> No.42007033
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42007033

>> No.42007044

>>42006988
ToT

>> No.42007064

Flayon must've got it out of his system and mellowed out a little, Axel's monopolizing collab ruiner role this time.

>> No.42007067

don’t you create a side pot?

>> No.42007070

MAGNI WILL WIN THIS I CAN FEEL IT

>> No.42007074

Bettel....

>> No.42007081

>>42007033
Brave browser based

>> No.42007083
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42007083

Pako is based.

>> No.42007087

Bettel…

>> No.42007093

>>42006994
Your oshi will get table bullied by this brat and you WILL enjoy it

>> No.42007119

Axel using his sultry voice to seduce Magni into going all-in!!! He wants to see Magni lose it all and cry!!!

>> No.42007121

Hakka is so poor...

>> No.42007125

wait so i didn't really follow..... did leader agree to house rules or is he using the original rules?

>> No.42007129

It was smart for Bettel to fold, his cards were garbage

>> No.42007130

Hakka no...

>> No.42007131

BIRD MODE

>> No.42007137

>someone goes all in
>They make a pool that matches the all in by all the people still playing
>any more money goes into a different pool that is being played for by the players who still have money
it is that easy

>> No.42007142

Hakka your cardboard box....

>> No.42007146
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EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE

>> No.42007147

>>42007119
ToT

>> No.42007149

hakka broke

>> No.42007152

Professional gaslighter

>> No.42007168

>>42007125
Leader agreed to house rules

>> No.42007163
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42007163

Axel is literally gaslighting all of them WTF
AND IT'S WORKING

>> No.42007165

Flayon is unexpectedly cute

>> No.42007162

I'm straight but I want to fuck Flayon because I can't see them as anything but a bratty woman

>> No.42007173

MAGUNI!!!!!!!!!

>> No.42007177

HAKKA

>> No.42007181

OH BOY

>> No.42007184

>>42007119
Sasuga sultry doctor

>> No.42007186

>>42007083
i hope pako can be a papa again someday

>> No.42007190

HERMANITO YOU CAN WIN THIS

>> No.42007199

MAG WINS

>> No.42007200

>>42007168
oh ok, so either magni gets the entire pot or loses it all

>> No.42007203

Magni has the best hand, I think?

>> No.42007206

>>42004889
blackjack is better

>> No.42007207

HAKKA IS GOING TO DO IT

>> No.42007214

>>42007163
hehe donmai~

>> No.42007222

>six of spics- SPADES

>> No.42007229

FLAY IS GONNA TAKE THEIR SOULS

>> No.42007232

MAGSWEEP INCOMING

>> No.42007238

>>42007162
>them

>> No.42007240

Magni has the best hand. If a 5 drops, Flayon and Shinri split the pot. If a 6 drops, Hakka wins. If an A drops, Magni wins.

>> No.42007244

This is going to end it all! (Except for Bettel)

>> No.42007250

Mag has Jacks

>> No.42007252

this round is gonna generate so much salt

>> No.42007257

>>42007165
he's always that cute, he mellowed out

>> No.42007259

Shinri has a better hand, right?

>> No.42007271

PROFESSIONAL GASLIGHTER

>> No.42007273

>>42007203
so far, if a king appears he's fucked

>> No.42007280

>>42007238
Flayon isn't a man

>> No.42007281

>>42007186
inb4 pako makes a shota for gen 3
inb4 pako starts lusting after his own son

>> No.42007283

6 ON THE TURN HERE IT COMES

>> No.42007291

These niggers need to get tabletop sim perms so they can play REAL poker and not holdem

>> No.42007294

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007295

I'm waiting for one of them to snap and call Axel a pussy for egging on the others before folding himself.

honestly if vesper were here it would probably have been him

>> No.42007301

>>42007259
Hakka has a pair of six and Flayon and Shinri have pair of 5.

>> No.42007305

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007306

MAGNI SWEEP

>> No.42007313

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007321

AXEL'S SEDUCTION ACTUALLY HELPED MAGNI!!!!!!! KINTAMA BROS WINNNNNN

>> No.42007326

MAGNI WINS

>> No.42007327
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42007327

I haven't understood a single thing all game but I love Magni!

>> No.42007335

Magni wins

>> No.42007336
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42007336

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007345

MAGGED

>> No.42007350

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007359

Hakka...

>> No.42007361

KINOOOO

>> No.42007368

Axel was right

>> No.42007385

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MAGHOUSE

>> No.42007389

>>42007327
Smartest magmite
*chu*

>> No.42007391
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42007391

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007397

Magni got 332 right?

>> No.42007402

Hes not going to cut it correctly kek

>> No.42007404

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

MAGSWEEP BABY

>> No.42007408

altare....

>> No.42007417

MAGSWEEP

>> No.42007423

Shinri and Hakka are dead.

>> No.42007432

Axel seducing Magni is super effective

>> No.42007443

HAKKA IS DEAD

>> No.42007446

THE SCUFF

>> No.42007451

numbers

>> No.42007456

wtf is up with these house rules

>> No.42007458

>>42007397
uh i think so? got lost in the sauce

>> No.42007467

hakka la vista...

>> No.42007469

>I killed 2 /mans/
AXEL

>> No.42007471

Magni is a /#/ AHHGHGHGHHGH

>> No.42007488

They killed the minority...

>> No.42007511
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42007511

Hakka...

>> No.42007515

The spic is the first to go...

>> No.42007514

Bettel you still have a chance!

>> No.42007516 [DELETED] 

Axel 50
Bettel 46
Hakka 0
Flayon 263
Shinri 29
Magni 232

>> No.42007539

HAKKA LOVE

>> No.42007548

wghere vespter im late

>> No.42007554

hermanito is being sent to the mines...

>> No.42007557

>I'll see you in the mines

>> No.42007561

AXEL WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.42007563

AXEL IS GONNA ENSLAVE HERMANITO
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42007564

>>42007516
wait flayon is still killing it

>> No.42007566

HAKKA IS GONA BE SENT BACK TO SLAVERY

>> No.42007572

Hakka sent to blue collar labor...

>> No.42007576

AAIEEEEE MANE CHAN AXEL IS BEING RACIST

>> No.42007580

WHEEZE

>> No.42007583

HAKKA BECOMES THE CHILEAN MINER

>> No.42007582

I’LL SEE YOU IN THE MINES LATER

>> No.42007586

to the gulags…

>> No.42007587
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42007587

THAT KISS SHOULDVE BEEN FOR MEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42007593

>>42007516
Hakka truly is the real shota uke of Tempus

>> No.42007591

Axel 30
Bettel 46
Hakka 0
Flayon 263
Shinri 29
Magni 232

>> No.42007592
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42007592

hakka....

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42007596

>>42007488

>> No.42007595
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42007595

>> No.42007598
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42007598

>> No.42007600

>>42007516
Magni can win this I believe
>>42007564
Of course, he gained so much he can fuck around

>> No.42007608

>I'll see you in the BEAN FARM, WETBACK SPIC
Axel please calm down

>> No.42007610

>Hakka recruited by Tempus unwillingly
>Now being sent to the mines
Altare's long-term game becoming clearer and clearer

>> No.42007617

Lol, I knew Axel would make that reference

>> No.42007618

i understand nothing but i'm happy they are having fun

>> No.42007619

Based Kaiji watcher

>> No.42007627

Time to be sent to the Teiai Underground.

>> No.42007629

>>42007598
HE HATES IT

>> No.42007636

Shinri wheeze gives me life

>> No.42007637

HAKKA STATUS: LA VISTA'D

>> No.42007643

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1619874392326144000
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1619874392326144000
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1619874392326144000
>it's over, bros. goodbye world

>> No.42007649

Man I'm having so fun lmao

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42007650

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1619874392326144000

>> No.42007656
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42007656

>>42007598
HE HATES IT

>> No.42007658

>>42007598
HE HATES IT

>> No.42007661

>>42007516
Thanks.

>> No.42007662

>>42007582
They should have used this as a batsu, make the losers mine resources on mincraft for the winner

>> No.42007670

>>42007650
Noooo :(((((

>> No.42007672

>>42007591
Thanks anon

>> No.42007681
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42007681

>> No.42007687

>Almost a racist joke, it had hakka triggered

>> No.42007699

I fucking hate Susan

>> No.42007701

It's okay, Hakka can sell his body to leader

>> No.42007704

>>42007650
:( leader let him buy back in

>> No.42007706
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42007706

HAKKA LA VISTA

>> No.42007732

>>42007650
Hermanito ;_;

>> No.42007736

Match status?

>> No.42007741
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42007741

>>42007650

>> No.42007750

>>42007701
hakka’s body already belongs to leader

>> No.42007755

GO AXEL GO

>> No.42007757

Axel go all in

>> No.42007761

Who is reading a newspaper?

>> No.42007762

AXEL SWEEP

>> No.42007763

FUCKING DINGO

>> No.42007772

AXEL PAIR A TENS WEEOOOWEEOO

>> No.42007774

Bettel keeps getting the shittest cards

>> No.42007777

ANIKI POCKET 10S. Play it loose, Axel

>> No.42007781

MAGNI IS PISSED

>> No.42007779

>Flay threatens Axel
>Axel gets a natural pair immediately
The fucking timing

>> No.42007791

OUT OF NOWHERE
ITS FUCKING FELDSPAR

>> No.42007800

>>42007701
Hakka being forced into being a sex worker to repay his debt...

>> No.42007804

>>42007750
Does his heart though?

>> No.42007808

HE EVEN STOLE MAGNI'S FAVOURITE ROCK

>> No.42007809

I'm already geod

>> No.42007810

Bettel can't stop stealing from him

>> No.42007811

BETTEL IS EVEN TAKING MAGNI'S FAVORITE ROCK

>> No.42007816

WHAT WONT BETTEL TAKE FROM MAGNI

>> No.42007817

>>42007736
>>42007591

>> No.42007824

HE EVEN STOLE MAGNI'S ROCK. IS THERE NOTHING HE WILL NOT TAKE

>> No.42007830

I can't believe Bettel Mineral cucked Magni

>> No.42007851

Pocket tens, easy for Axel

>> No.42007856

Bettel has a deceptively good hand. Can get a straight and can get a flush with the same suit. Low cards, but he can still utilize the A in the straight

>> No.42007859

MAGNI IS DOUBLED PISSED

>> No.42007862

>>42007706
BACK TO THE MINES

>> No.42007870

>>42007816
Leader's heart!

>> No.42007871

>>42007741
Kek

>> No.42007872

Incoming either Magni or Bettel luckshitter flush

>> No.42007873

they're talking about rocks

>> No.42007876

magni keeps getting cucked…

>> No.42007874

>>42007817
Thanks, I missed that one.

>> No.42007884

>>42007816
The soul of the mags

>> No.42007893

>>42007873
Based...

>> No.42007892

Magni can't have shit anymore. VG hate

>> No.42007895

>>42007873
Just men things baby

>> No.42007909

if you bet 50, you can only get max 50 from each other player, It wouldn't make sense to get the whole pot. Like imagine you only had $1 went all in on a table where other people bet thousands

>> No.42007913

Get the next thread baked!

>> No.42007916

flayon is really god damn patronizing, jesus

>> No.42007917

>tempurple all like the same thing

>> No.42007928

>>42007873
Jesus Christ. They're Minerals, Marie

>> No.42007933

>>42007873
He better ask their favourite dinosaurs next

>> No.42007937

CALL THAT SHIT ANIKI

>> No.42007944

>>42007916
he’s just autistic

>> No.42007953
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FLAY SWEEP

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