/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41975297
You wake up you delusional faggot.

>>41975297
>mysterious oil baron heir, probably from saudi arabia
I think I know our man.

New company policy: all the girls' soiled panties go in my mouth and Roboco has use me as her toilet

ITT: Things that will never happen

>>41975394
Does Roboco produce waste?

This would bring me so much fucking joy i would be laughing my ass off and would celebrate

But if tempus dies whose pathetic, repeated failures am I going to laugh at?

>go from males collabing with females with slim to no chance of them being more than work friends to a more than likely shot of the talents getting fucked in a harem by a saudi prince
You didn't think this through, did you? Although expecting critical thinking from cuckolds is a fool's endeavor.

>>41975297
>Anonymous investor buys Cover
>new company policy: Every hololive member has to have lesbian sex with Reine
>Reine claims ignorance about why the investor would want this but says she'll go along with it

>>41975297
>he harassers and assaults the staff and chuubas
>barrage of lawsuits
>everyone quits in droves
>company dies

The ending unicorns want

>>41975297

>Investor makes insincere public offer to buy Hololive, hoping to pump and dump the stock.
>is super dumb and opens himself to litigation, forcing him to buy Hololive.
>Now owns an unprofitable company he didn’t want to own.
>Immediately makes a bunch of poorly thought out policy changes that scare off all sponsorship, cause the unprofitable company to become even more unprofitable.
>Loses more money than any other person in history.
>Sells company to another investor at Massive loss.
>New owner Reine institutes mandatory lesbian sex requirements for all talents.

This is the outcome we deserve.

>>41978650
Wait... This almost reminds me of someone... Must've been a coincidence...

>>41975297
all of the girls bellies suddenly start swelling over the course of months, eventually revealing they got impregnated by their new P-san

Reine will buy Hololive, rape all the girls, and force them to start every stream by professing their dedication to Reine and her musty peafowl pussy. Screencap this.

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>>41975468
its time to find out

>>41975297

>>41975297
I will kneel to Yagoil

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>>41975297
ok dokes

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>>41976763
This is plausible

>>41976763
>every member
even the males?

>>41979941
Yeah, me

>>41993327
holoLIVE retard.

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>>41975297
That oil baron? Me.
I also make the cover offices my home and A-Chan is my personal maid.

The end goal?
Get into the fucking idol outfit, Kronii

>>41993327
>Hololive member

>>41975297
>majority bought by oil prince
>suddenly every chuuba is on rotation for "vacation" to dubai

>>41975297
god how lucky do you have to be to be born as an OIL BARON and have an otaku weeb neet brain?

>>42004013
imagine being born the luckiest NEET on earth

that would explain her leave to japs in new years eve

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>>41978650
forgot to tags

>>41975337
FPBP, your unicorn dreams are long gone, faggot. Homos are here now to take over even if they are 3views

>>41975297
Vesper burns a cross on his lawn.

i hate rich oil-money middle easterners more than anyone but that would be unfathomably based not going to happen though, at least not without also making the female vtubers covering themselves up

>>41975297
>What happens next?
Invest in full AI vtubers

>>42004013
It's happened. There's vtuber gachis, the owners of SNK, etc.

>>42011930
What is Vesper taking over other than moldy burgers?

>>41976166
Yours and/or the other anons in these threads

>>41975297
A new golden age begins

>>42021139
The minds of the schizos /here/, along with mori, gura and kronii