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not posting in the kronii thread
I love Ame
>>41942381Why
Lapsama our friend
I love Ina!
not this one, theres homos in the gif
MEIDO-SAMA!?
>>41942335Cute office lady
>>41942456shes a whore
>>41942335I want to rape A-chan so hard that she cries
>>41942027They already did a performance of Q for Mori's sololive, so i'm betting not. Mori is probably doing a group/duet cover with some JP
Did the maiden deserve it?
rat sex
>>41942454
>>41942490Mine yes
Noel finished Demon's Souls and I counted a total of 216 deaths. Amazing playthrough.
Kromei love!
what is the significance of Mori's mori translating to forest instead of just being mori in katakana?
>>41942522No but Noel wanted to be evil even though she sucks at it.
what does kronii need hair vents for
Kronii is so fucking boring, I’m gonna watch VODs
Are kronii streams still really this boring? No wonder the threads are so godfucking slow when she’s the only one streaming
Gura cute Gura cute!
IRyS is:
>>41942609her breasts retain too much heat, so she needs other ways to keep cool
>>41942609To release the mind goblins in her head.
>>41942468I love Ina too!
>>41942520Who could gura be paired with then? She's done a number of duets with a few of the ladies in day 2 already.
>>41942595Roppongi
>>41942609
>>41942522How do I get a gf like this?
>>41942660My wifeRyS
>>41942708Ina
>>41942744
>>41942538bruh
>>41942708I'm hoping for Aqua>>41942777ina is day 1
>>41942777Ina's not in day 2... they split umisea between the two days
Would you rather live deep underground or atop a high building?
>>41942660STRONG
>>41942381BASED
what is up with kronii and her insatiable autism to create führerbunkers?
IRyS needs way more porn.
>>41942609Her autism causes overheating
>>41942867Reality has never been so far off.
>>41942915you guys say this about every holo
>>41942660A liar and needs the graduation
Why did fauna's asmr stream go away?
>>41942917My Ina
>>41942982Marine doesnt need more
Post the soundpost where Kronii says "cum here cum here you can do it cum here"
j**How's Kronii so far?
>>41942991too many farts to edit out
>>41942903Scared of the world so she must isolate herself.
>>41942822I only forgive AI art with huge tasty bushes.
>>41942738Left is just Ame.
>>41942538u rite
>>41942610https://streamable.com/mflt4y
>>41942982Is it a lie?
>>41943022She sneezed earlier, it was very cute as always
>>41942558Isn't 216 deaths kind of low for a first playthrough?And yeah her playthrough was amazing, good stuff.
>>41943022She's making progress.
>>41942867Amazon pressrys with buffRyS
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1619557773511106561Cute Pako-papa + Mika Pikazo-mama interaction!
>>41942660Best girl
Noel is the true gamer of hololive
>>41942538yiss
Chill stream today.
>>41943137Pako needs to impregnate Mika to make a new Holo
>>41943137>papa pako is interacting with A WOMANWHORE
>>41942538oh mah gawd
So did some sort of perms situation change with RDR2, for Ame and Zeta to start it roughly around the same time?
More Dead Space in around 4 hours!God I fucking love Botan's thumbnails.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ie2b1wAGqIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ie2b1wAGqIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ie2b1wAGqI
how do i pirate suisei concertam dumb
>>41943228he has two kids and is married
>>41943308botanmorph...
>>41943290Gray Ame had fun watching the real Ame and now she wannna play
>>41943290No, Zeta is a femate.
Kronii has a better pc than me........
kronii specs...
>>41943308is the remake any good?
>>41942660dumb
>>41943109She just started stomping everything at some point so she didn't die all that much during the last few streams. Keep her away from ledges though.
>>41943137It's kinda neat that Mika Pikazo replied seeing as she designed the HoloEN idol outfits
when is kronii going to japan?
Ryzen 7, 3080that's no laptop?
Kronii proves even a Beef PC can't defeat the unoptimized mess Optifine has become
Kroniis PC specs are not bad at all...why the hell is it always shitting the bed then?Does she have a million fucking viruses on there or some shit? Lmao
>3080 Ti>Ryzen 7 5800XNice.
are there any good images/doujins where Kronii fucks you with either a strap on or her futa dick? I want her to be dominant yet caring
so she's not in japan then
>>41943484>F?
>>41943428Just proof she was never in japan and it’s just her mandatory week break
>>41943349But his wife won't give birth to a holo
>>41943461Is it bad Internet connection?
>>41943461Its cold in Canada so her PC goes slower too
>>41943461She may have a bunch of shit running all at once.
>>41943462Nanakanashi Mumeiara
>>41943316you go to archives and look for mega link
>>41943492I'm sure the kronies have written fanfics about it.
Finally she F5's in minecraft.
I have a 2070Is that bad
>>41943530isn't cold better for conductivity or something?
>your oshi>who you consider the hottestI’ll reply with what your response says about you
>>41943585AmeMori
>>41943570If you can play the games you wanna play then it doesn't matter.
>>41943525Maybe, she flew to Japan and flew back. She did visit Mumei, so she wasn't at her house the whole time.
>>41943585KiaraGura
>>41943285please don't make the rat maid cry
>>41943539is there a faster way of doing it besides going back to each thread and ctrl-f'ing?
>>41943585AmeFauna
>>41943585irys and pekorlahottest has gotta be noeru
>>41943615You have a severe NTR fetish, you can’t help but want to be cucked.
Kronii sounds like my aunt sometimes.
>>41943585>>41943615>>41943628>>41943660Look i know kronii's stream is boring but surveyposting on page 1?
>>41943484>1.19.3i have her ip. i'm gonna hack clothes and remove them while she is streaming live
>>41943585InaBae
>>41943531This is the one I'd likely believe.Chrome open with 100 tabs loaded.
>>41943585>Surveyposting this early.
>>41943484I feel like power creep of CPUs has enabled developers to ship shittier products. I'm looking at your chat Susan!
>>41943585IRySAme
>>41943650Go to warosu and use mega as your search word.
>>41943585- Ame- Suisei....yeah...Ame is cute and sometimes hot
>>41943585>early surveypostingkill yourself
>>41943585IRySIroha
There's a stream going on..
>>41943404Yeah, seems alright to me.It's pretty much the same game after all (with some new stuff here and there).The biggest difference is probably Isaac not being a silent protagonist anymore, but he pretty much only talks when spoken to so I don't really mind.
>>41943585AmeHags in general, its really hard to choose
She's finally making progress!
>>41943585kys use the images
>>41943650anon are you pulling a fast one on me?
>>41943689I only replied because of the third line. There isn't much to comment on in the stream, but it has been comfortable and I will go to sleep to it.
>>41943709Nintendo are the only big devs that give a shit about optimization these days and even then they let Game Freak be as shitty as they want.
>>41943720thanks for spoonfeeding a retard like me. i'll pass on the favor one day
Yabhttps://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1619560788850778112
>>41943585KoroneKoroneThanks for flooding the thread, Ayamefriend.
>>41943746Yeah, it's pretty chill.
God damn, feels like I’m on a different planet looking at the amount of replies to that.
I just noticed VARK is involved with Holofes 4.Does this mean they will allow you to be there in VR as well, just like with all of the VARK concerts?
>>41943805Post one cute picture of an EN a day.
>>41943807i wonder if ela saw her oshii is back in MC yet
>>41943585LunaShion
>>41943624I doubt it and that will just make her look bad when everyone made some sacrifices and stayed a good amount of time to also work on holofes. If she did Ina would’ve something
>>41943807what a lazy whore
>>41943484>"paper" serverwtf, what happens if it rains? does the server go down?
What's the charm point of Kronii even supposed to be anyways?
>>41943585BaeKronii
>>41943290Zeta takes ideas for streams from EN a lot, not just Ame.
Good morning! Have you been enjoying Hololive?
>>41943807only one 10 hour stream
>>41943842that's her rival now
>>41943404From what i hear, the gameplay is more or less the same which is good, but they changed some story/lore stuff that rubbed some the wrong way (typical western dev stuff) but if you're just in for gameplay then you're fine. Also they have Isaac talk to NPCs and himself when going schizo, which is a little off, but not enough to cry about
>>41943821I think it's okay in this situation because a) the thread is relatively slow, and b) it's a "reply and I'll reply back" type thing, so it's reasonable to give Ayamefriend a bit of time to type out reponses.
>>41943585KiaraBotan
>>41943861
>>41943861Tsundere / gap moe
>>41943699>Chrome open with 100 tabs loaded.There is NOTHING strange about having 50-100 tabs open
>>41943585Well fine, if you're gonna give a responseMoriIRyS
>>41943526Maybe she should. We need a woman with an artist father/mother to become a holo and get her actual parent as their mama/papa
>>41943861She's the only EN whose main ship is with a man
>>41943827God no, please.
>>41943404They made all of the characters look worse, necromorphs redesigns are absolute dogshit compared to the original. Made Issac talk for some god awful reason. Game looks prettier obviously but that's honestly the only positive I can speak for it.
>>41943884I just watched Noel beat Demon's Souls and now I'm going to take a nap before Botan's Dead Space. Hololive is pretty cool.
https://files.catbox.moe/uu9vyk.webm
>>41943853No, opsec is a thing.
>>41943861Being a neroface with big racks that’s literally it
>>41943461There is no PC that a Holomem can't run into the ground.
>>41943699When she leaked her browser on stream before, she had 2 tabs open
>>41943976Holy fuck she actually did it???
Kronii is not going to log back into Minecraft after tonight for weeks, not sure why shes bothering to make what looks like Bunkeronii v2.
>>41943884Yeah, nice comfy night and looking forward to Sora in the morning, even if I'm gonna have to watch on the roadI also got around to going through a proxy service for merch because fuck those shipping rates, and put the order in for the watamate plushie
>>41943988YES MY HAG!
>>41943884There was a 5 hour Risu stream today so I had a nice vod to watch
>>41943699>>41943936That's more IRyS style.>Wow stream is a bit heavy *closes 1 tab out of 300*
>>41943936Its called bookmarks, use em.
>>41943936CLOSE YOUR FUCKING TABS YOU'RE NOT USING THEM
>>41943021https://files.catbox.moe/tmiy4x.mp3
>>41943989Who the fuck would care? Even Gura was revealed she’s there, the same gura who is extremely shy and paranoid.
>>41943585nenechisuzu-chan
>>41944031She was gaming for sure
>>41944047You might be surprised to hear that I also bought the plushie…
>>41943628You are a bottom, you are insecure and cope with those insecurities with cunny
>>41943976oh she beat demon is soul's already?
>>41944032Remember when Kronieis sucked all the fun out of Minecraft for her?
>>41943936If you are trying to ruin your computer go ahead.Why do stupid people exist?
>>41943936Your memory being guzzled says otherwise.t. 100+ tabs on mobile most of the time
is kronii making a new bunkeronii?
SOON
>>41944124Imagine Kronii doing a 100% serious JOI holy fuck.
Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_I
>>41944128Kronii never talks about the other Hololive members in her solo streams. She expects the others to do the same.
>>41944169underground castle or something
>>41944125No
>>41944032Maybe she felt bad when all of her genmates were working hard and streaming this week while she slacks off yet again when she’s been slacking off already for 2 years straight
>>41943658You want to date a good girl with a good head on her shoulders but you can’t help but fall for hags
>>41944125Here, let me help with that.I've had people tell me they can't believe I have so few tabs open. Mother fucker! You're the one with too many! What do you even need them for?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_I
Ollie's in the mines again.
KILL MEI'M HERE
>>41944159Wow, how did you know that? Although I don't use the cunny to cope with my insecurities: that's what posting on here is for.
>>41944150My love of lambs trumps my love of eating awful fast food for lunch for two weeks to pay for this
Kronii...
>>41944125I installed 32GB of RAM so I can have 30 tabs in Chrome and play Tarkov at the same time.
Kronii was gangraped by zombies
Kronii just got gangraped by zombies...
holy fuck that was a zombie gangbang
CLOCKLADY LOVE
holy shit Kronii LOL
Kronii....
Nice zombie gangbang
>>41944204She never talks about anyone because she hates fun or any sort of communication to her fans, not the others fault that she’s a joyless prude
kronii ded
>>41944310>>41944312>>41944313Zombie gangbangmind…
KRONII LOVE
>>41944312>>41944310>>41944313>>41944332
>>41944124holy shit, thats some neurons activated material right there
Kroniis gangbang
>>41943858Don't worry, all the rainwater is collected into the bukkit.
>>41944047What proxy did you go for? I already have one I want to try but I'm curious
>>41944160Yeah
>>41944282REACHING FAR ACROSS THESE NEW FRONTIERS
Kronii the only one on the server?
>>41944372A friend recommended buyee so I just used that
Kronster....
>>41944282Is that a Predator reference?
Anya will play the Indonesia game.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_I
Why are EN so bad at every single game they play?
JUST PUT A FUCKING TORCH DOWN IN THE DARKNESS YOU HACK FRAUD
KRONII LOVE AGAIN
I am a zombie and I gangraped Kronii in the bunker
>>41944077Has she been… unhinged?>>41944297Thankfully, my friend is an officer and sneaks me into the officer’s mess so I can eat normal food
>>41944402For now. I wouldn't be surprised if Moom or a JP logs on soonish.
Did kronii log in to a new server and start building another bunker?
>>41944434none of us watch them because they're good at games?
>>41944107>>41944125>>41944165>>41944168>RuinListen, I only have all my banking info, ebay, all 5 of my email addresses, hobbies I'm interested in, hobbies I'm interested in being interested in, that tech issue I was having problems with 2 months ago, 5 incomplete cart purchases, 15 doujin tabs, and 40 YouTube windows open. It's nothing major. My PC can take it, I have 32GB.
>>41944434They're girls
>>41944216>5000 mb RAM usage>5%Oh fuck you
>>41944460naruhodo
>>41944463Judging by the state of this thread most days, I don't think most of >us watch them at all.
>>41944354>>41944363she even "blocked" the gang rape for most of it but then just eventually gave in...
clock woman is pretty dumb and cute
KRONII LOVE TIMES THREE
I will now use these soundclips to artificially pit kronii and ollie against each other
Kroniichen...
>>41943585FaunaAyame
>>41944307I want to defile her fit little body.
>>41942660My wifeRyS/GFRyS!
>>41944471Such hubris will be your downfall
>>41943585You want to improve yourself but can’t help being a cuck, you have severe mommy issues
I sometimes wonder what Hololive would be like if girls had spatial awareness and motor skills, but then I'm thankful that isn't the case
>>41944471ADHDRyStocrat, you have a thing called your "history". How many of those do you look at on a regular basis? Keep in mind running your RAM constantly at max capacity is not gonna be a good idea in the long run.
>>41944471ngmi...
>>41944434They have vagine
kronii...
>>41943697Prone bone is your favorite and only position, you’re simple but you prefer things this way.
>build in the most inhospitable climate of the game>confused when die
Genuinely how... how do you forget that, she set up her stone pillar so she just walked in front of it, then proceeds to walk in a random direction from it.
>>41943836Best I could find on my hdd atm
>>41943585if everyone else is going to respond..amemarin
>>41943585KoroneMarine, Mio, and Choco as well. I just really like older women.The non-hag choice would be Shion.
>>41944488That's CPU and Memory. I have 32GB of RAM
SHE DID IT
>>41944760anyone with white or grey hair is a HAG
>>41943883No, just ame
>>41944431Kronii is the predatorI'm the prey ;)
>>41944460why moom?
>>41793246Reposting the preliminary /hlgg/ divegrass poll. I don't think I've posted it around this time slot, it'll stay open until around Sunday night.https://forms.gle/ysYfPe8X7bBEraH26
>>41944804This is a baby
Kronii's casual design is so much better than her default holy shit, I can see this being permanent
>>41944828Severe insomnia and the game is quickly becoming her seasonal obsession..
>>41944863Global had a divegrass team? I don't think I ever noticed.
>>41944867Weine baby..
>>41944488dumbass. Literally woman tier
>>41944632I closed 5 tabs that should solve the issue
I just got home. Why did Fauna private her ASMR? Was it more scuffed than usual or something?
What's his endgame?
>>41944460no moomhttps://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1619467201207234560
>>41944932sorry, your mom affected my thinking after I plowed her too hard
Ame post
>>41944471wait is that a lot? I keep 600 tabs on the regular with 16gb ram
Hope you guys don't mind
>>41945029I...I kneel...
>>41944993Ah, but no stream does not mean she won't check in to Minecraft. She was on MC last night offstream.
>>41944972after all these years of doing asmr she somehow isn't confident in it
>>41945045why is Calli drawn as if she were a sensory homunculus
>>41945013jokes on you, my mom is Towa
AAAAMMMEEEE
>>41945075>Calli
>>41945045Bimbo Mori? No, we love bimbos here
>>41945029I belieb but also prove it
Why does Kronii get good numbers but Kiara does not?
>>41944871She hasn't used default since the outfit reveal. Its been the casual for all but 2 streams, which both of those were her kimono.Default is only coming back when mandated I feel.
>>41945089twap...
Holy shit ame
Ah yes, the passive-aggressive goat
>>41944871nod nod
>>41945111holy shit ame
i really want kronii to peg me
>>41944920Yeah, they have played ever since the first /vt/ league. I'll admit that the team played poorly the first time around because I was new and made really bad tactics. Last league (VTL 3) the team made it to 4th place. Next VTL takes place around Early March.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hlgg/
>>41945177what a smug dagger
>>41945111>other things soonMyth sex.
So many viewers for Kronii compared to what she usually gets for a game. Have you forgiven her?
>>41945192I'd let any Holo peg me honestly
>>41945111mental illness
>>41945111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs3bXmPVy-U
>>41945178I once took a commission to provide some voiceover. What ended up being 30 minutes of audio took me around 8 hours to record. Mind goblins, man
>>41945195we just need to buff Nene more. Plan literally everything in our strategy aroud Nene
>>41945111>after HoloFes
>>41945216Kiara deserves those viewers, she actually cares about her fans and Hololive. People who watch Kronii are just brain dead redditors and coomers.
>>41945123Kronii is carried by her design, playing one of the most popular gamesIf Kiara did the same she would have the same or even more because she's a hard worker
>>41945111>>41945178>anons dick-measuring their Chrome tabs>Ame comes in with her 100+ .wav filesAme always wins, baby.
>>41945111FES is a long time away
>>41945216Minecraft always brings out the numbers, and shes the only EN streaming tonight.Its not a huge surprise.
>>41945289Yes anon, we can read
>>41945279I've found basing your strategy around a single striker leaves a lot to be desired
I just realized the only reason I like Mincecraft streams was because I only watched Kiara because she's very chatty + the chances of her having a hilarious zen loss were always high
>>41945216>>41945301you have no power here.
>>41945301stop replying to yourself retard
>>41945216micra tourists are a thing.
>>41945074I mean, I don't blame her since she's not that good at it, but still
>>41945319KekThe absolute state of kfp.
>>41945376that's not a guitar
>>41945346I beleeb in the power of Nene striker
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1619522695460425728Mori cute
>>41945111>back to normal in marchwow just two more months of dead hours!
>>41945348This but with Ina. They were essentially zatsudans with a Minecraft background when nobody else was on which was great.Holos who focus on the game while solo tend to make Minecraft boring
>>41945123>>41945319>>41945404I wonder if this is the same person (it probably is)
>>41945421no shes cool, like Kaela
I missed you guys…
>>41945346lol, you're a deadbeat
ENTERKANATAN
THE amanekanatach!
>>41945111>>41945178Goddamn that's a lot of recording. Glad she's working hard to get the takes she wants.
ENTER PPT
>>41945216It’s average number wise when it’s a return stream on primetime with no one else streaming
ENTER AMANEKANATACH
ENTERKANATASO
ENTER
ENTER KANATA
>>41945348>>41945431And yet Kronii has more viewers than Ina and Kiara do when they play micra. Maybe your taste is just shit.
>>41945111>Ina's staying in Japan until the end of March>Gura's probably doing the same too>Kiara's staying in Japan for about a month (end of March)>Ame's going to be busy until the end of March>Bae's staying in Japan until the end of MarchHmmm
>Kanata smelled another lesbianwhy is this woman so fucking hungry
>>41945111>>41945479Maybe she wouldn't have to rerecord so much if she hired a fucking vocal coach from the start.
does kronii have any 10/10 kino vods?
>>41945492>return streamlol
ENTERamanekanatach
>>41945045Her head looks like a penis.
>>41945474Don't wear it out, or I'll jump your bones
Thank God Ame never blew up ppp
>>41945469Why? You horny?
>>41945516>Bae's staying in Japan until the end of Marchwasn't she going back to uni?
Kanata hates her...
>not /#/ btw
>>41945115sadly i closed them recently because my shit was feeling sluggish. Have almost 50k unread messages instead to prove how much of an e-slob I am
>>41945323haha...looks like it's time to step it up a notch with my ame sounds folder...
>>41945517Her dragon left...
Kanata detected another lesbian in the vicinity. She just needed to log in to make sure
>>41945473>>41945476>>41945483>>41945503>>41945509>>41945510>>41945511>>41945539>>41945564>>41945569Fine, since you insist
>>41945111what is she recording?
>>41944863Oh hell yeah
>>41945560yeah thats likely, I don't know what he is on
Kronii doesn't know who kanata is...
follow yoroshiku
>>41945510why does she have a womb tatoo on her arm
>>41945510>catbox is kill>after they JUST fixed the lain problem
Amane Kanakadashi...
>>41945530She takes more breaks than actually streaming so her streams feels like a welcome back almost always
>>41945621Towa marked her
I just tuned in, is Kronii building Bunkeronii 2.0?
>>41945553Not particularly actually
Kronii's thinking!
>>41945560Shes already stated shes going to be in Japan for at least all of FeBAEary.It stands to reason shes not going home til after 4thFes.
>>41945628They don't. Try a better shitpost angle next time.
>>41945111>>41945178AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Some tracks are 30 minutes long.What?
>>41945621It's not a womb tattoo if it's on her arm
>>41945642I think so but I also just started watching 10 minutes ago
>>41944863Please remove Rratman. Have any member be captain except him.
>>41945526>10/10 kinoYou're probably better off with any of her twitter spaces if that's what you're looking for
>>41945279>>41945346The front 4 of the team has been very powerful, except for Smol Ame who did not feel like scoring last time around until the last day. I still like that little gremlin, however as she does have the good assist here and there. Thinking about it, Nene is powerful enough to play for around 3 VTL teams and carry 2 of them.
>>41945654Me too, I should probably stop jerking it for a week instead of doing it daily out of habit.
have a warm cup of cocoa and a kronii minecraft stream on a saturday nightlife is good
>>41945715I had the exact same idea!
>>41945678It's for impregnating her armpit pussy by armpit tribbing with other lesbians
>>41945669ame is now a post rock band
Say hello to your kouhai. She wants to have a study session at your house after school.
the angel of love
>>41945657So then she's not going back to uni?
>>41945526RE8 is good a lot gawks and fps skill issues
>>41945111>>41945212Myth Sex House soon!
>>41945715i keep telling myself this everyday but niggers keep posting Suisei in this thread
>>41945333Two months is a lot shorter of time than you'd think.
>>41945781>Takes off her shoes and fills them with cum
kanata isnt sexy
>>41945743>>41945826>Start drinking when I have the urge to masturbate>Gain too many calories and end up masturbating too much the next weekI can't win
>>41945847Not for one stream a week
>>41945781not now bae come back in 5 years
>>41945669Pretty sure those are all in seconds.
>>41945781why? it's pretty dirty and she can study better in her own house
Your OCD kronster....
>>41945826I thought this too but instead of Suisei its that new Blue Archive girl in the china dress all over twitter
>>41945784Kanata should sit on my face.
hopefully kronii goes into autism mode again but this time she streams it
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1619470379570823172https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1619470379570823172https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1619470379570823172
>>41945877I thought they are in microwave time?
>>41945522hiring a vocal coach isn't some fucking magical cure-all. noel's vocal coach straight up quit on her.
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619568979940618242
>>41945781Ollie feels like that underclassman who tried too hard but would get accepted in the friend group because she put out.
Kroniis sighs make me hard
>>41945928What microwave keeps track of milliseconds? I genuinely want one.
>>41945942>next picture will be 8008 Hot
>>41945863I just had a 5 day streak by just… doing other things. Though i pretty much had no moment alone, still, hope I can lower how much I do it
Kronii would rather die than go outside. What did she mean by this?
I miss Ina so I will post her pits
>>41945942Haha OBOESHOES
>>41945942She better put her chest somewhere in the picture when she screenshots it
>>41945781Sex with Ollie at your house after she tells her parents that she's coming over to study with your sister!Having sex with Ollie after your sister goes out to buy snacks for the study session!Using the small window of opportunity to ravage Ollie's pussy after she pushes you down and confesses!Hurriedly cleaning yourselves up after you hear your sister get back home with a "TADAIMAAAAAA"!Awkwardly being out of breath when she enters the room and explaining it as you were both laughing too hard at borzoi memes!Cum leaking out of Ollie's pussy unnoticed as she squirms a little bit and asks to go to the bathroom!Ollie sex!
>>41945942pp
I genuinely hope Matsuri molests Gura
"yeah, take it" "Why are there so many of you?" "jesus! Hold!" Kronii, don't leak our orgy dialogue.
>>41946013My problem is getting up in the morning, it's been pretty cold so I usually end up habitually cranking one out to warm myself up before taking a shower. In the mild spring and fall months, it's easy to jump out of bed.
>>41946058Oh my
>>41946078Why would you have sex with Ollie? She's weird and kinda autistic.
>>41946108>they dont stop cumminall me btw
Ame has never posted this much about herself before, even sharing how much time she spends on recordings..Rrats what up and why is she doing this?
>>41946136Mine is when I get home I don’t want to do anything besides laze on bed which leads to it.I think you should try setting up a thing to do the moment you wake up - like not having heat at night and having to turn it on when you wake up
Bruh.https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1619523056753582080https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1619523056753582080https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1619523056753582080
>>41946205I like weird and autistic women
>>41946214not many streams so telling the reason
>>41945942Cheeky brat
>>41946108home...https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk
>>41946205Bruh, who in Hololive ISN’T a little weird and autistic?
>>41946214Ame is obviously so attached to us that she is sharing more duh
>>41946231I'm too cheap to get a programmable thermostat. And also too cheap to run the thermostat, it's a balmy 58F in my home right now. I had the best run of not jerking off from October into November where I went like 9 days and by day 3 I basically didn't feel like doing it anymore, I only lost because I saw a great doujinshi got translated and blew in like 5 minutes.
>>41946214just post your rrat instead of these weird riddles
>>41946214She is busy fucking with us with fake projects
>>41946365wheelchair
>>41946214She loves me.
>>41946214she barely streamed since december, she feels bad and is telling us why
>>41946248Holy shit, I wonder what Bae tastes like...
>>41946350Long streaks don’t work, I tried. The best solution is to enjoy other things more. Trust me my addiction is BAD.
>>41945111>>41945178>Busy until after Holofes>All of those recordingsThis is actually beyond fucked. It's shit like this that will cause her to graduate.
>>41946433Bags of milky sand
>>41946300Me, I exist
>>41946214She’s always talked about behind the scenes stuff? I don’t know why you consider this something new or unique enough to warrant speculation.
>>41946214The amount of time she spends recording is a secret message to teamates on how long she'll last while we fuck.
>>41946248
https://youtu.be/3sT7PjadkgQWhat the fuck, the towa tangent already happened and I fucking missed it
Been doing stuff all day; what daydreams are schizos mad about right now?
>>41945111>Prep for other things soooooonPlease stop saying this Ame, you say it every time you need to explain why you aren't streaming on a day you said you'd stream.
lol
>>41946463From my experience vaginas don't taste like that
wow kanata. rude much?
>>41946508>>41946396>>41946414>>41946303>>41946365You all know nothing.She loves me that's why
>>41946559Coins in the back of the knee maybe
>>41946454The longer you go the easier it gets though, breaking the first 1-2 says is the hardest part, and you can overcome it if you can make it long enough for your body to reacclimate mentally.
>>41946602yeah okay, I can kind of agree with that
>>41946564>wow kanata. nude much?i read it this way first and keeping it this way in my head
>Nobody talking about Kiara's new songWhat the fuck, Sparks just released and nobody is listening to it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq9eqHDKJPE
>>41946559how much milky sand have you eaten?
>>41946214Because you retards always say that "I'm busy with recordings = masturbation" and at some point they end up hearing things like that one way or another. Other members ignore it but Ame gets heated up by that, especially when she has been in her worst streaming performance ever for 3 months in arrow, and now it's gonna be 4, even 5.
>>41946682Comachama...
>>41946698wait, idols masturbate?
>>41946652I need to get used to doing it less despite being used to do it daily for the past 5 or so years
>>41946549tell her that in the comments pussy
>>41946433Strawbree milk
oh mah gawd
>Sami Zyan betray the bloodlinesjust randomly spoiling WWE?>Can You Try Speaking Vietnamese?language beggarFucking grays
>>41946682I prefer MARKS
"Berries don't need water." Kroni...
>>41945178https://youtu.be/BmBfySg2pCQ ...They're always recording but they never deliver... and the ones that do deliver... they never show enough work... you never see what they recorded... no one ever delivers but they're always... they're always recording but they never deliver...
>>41946689I've eaten a good amount of vagina and sand and neither taste similar!
>>41946739they're only part time idols anon.
>>41946753My pov btw
>>41946682imagine if this anon actually fell on a coma around the time sparks released and he just woke up today, I would be mentally broken after finding out all of the stuff I have to catch up on
>>41946814god i wish i somehow knew which EN masturbated the most/least
>>41946865Ina and Fauna, respectively
>>41946433Since she's chaos, it swtiches taste every day between cheese, strawberry milk and shin ramyun
>>41946865>mostIna
>>41946814So they're also part time masturbators?
>>41946739lies.producer and manager-sans only massage them to relax them properly for big shows
>>41946795>characters you never imagined you'd become
>>41946913Ina is currently the least because she is having sex with Gura constantly instead
>>41946923no the other time they are sick ;)
>>41946962Sex with the unconscious Gura is still technically masturbation
Its been 3 hours?!
I feel like Fauna should say something about her ASMR being privated, so people don't just spam her most recent tweet with WHAT HAPPENED???
Excited for Kanaronii
>>41946795Skill issue
is Kronii just building another bunker?
YaGoat lives?
>>41947026>3 hours
>>41946803Hi Ame
>>41947061Quality > Quantity
Destroys emerald because she didn't have an iron pickaxe. Kronii...
>>41946682There's a lot of good soundposts on /hlgg/ but this is still top 3 in /hlgg/ history
>>41946530The hell are those facial expressions
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574821624635394
Kronii shaming you for not caring about aesthetics.
>>41946214She's getting pretty annoyed with how much shit management is forcing on them lately. She just got back from Japan and she has to go again for an entire month. That's a month away from her pets, especially Bubba. All for probably 2 songs not even totaling 10 minutes.
>>41947280One link is enough
>>41946682this game looks fun, has anyone here played it?
>>41947280Yeah they definitely had sex.
>>41947281the hollow dirt cube with a bed is all anyone needs.
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574958732214272https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574958732214272https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574958732214272https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574958732214272https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1619574958732214272
>>41946924>>41946913Does Ina masturbate with her own drawings?? She can draw herself raping any holo and no one will know
>>41947374Rrat wife
>>41947371that is a boy
>>41947374Mating press
kronii is hot when shes being rude
>>41947374Uwwwah she looks so good in it. Sasuga Mika-mama!
Was Kronii trying to go for a british accent there?
>>41947374FINALLY Bae's isolated picShe looks so fucking cute TuT
>>41947464kroni hates londoners
ai cunny TuT
>>41947295she's probably ecstatic. she just feels guilty about not streaming.
There's about to be a Kanata delivery!You gonna watch?
>>41947512This looks like a straight up tracing of that one loli artist.
>>41947035>Fauna>communicating with her fansgood one
>>41947495You can't just take me back like that
>>41947512The AI blatantly ripped off some shit from MUK, I just need to find out which piece it used.
Kronii is queen of the hill.
>>41947551Ummmmmmmmmmm no? Goodnight
SOURAN SOURAN
>>41947426yeah, my boy
>>41947512uoh
>>41947607Hank Hill ass
>>41947551Yeah, I'm going to doublefist minecraft streams
Anya's BGM is funky as hell
where do these heimin even come from?
>>41947374>>41947459so cute...
>>41947551Is she going to slap Kronii's fat tits out of envy?
>>41947459>If you remove the half-skirt then they're basically wearing kpop shortpants.Shorts were definitely the correct choice.
kroniis streams kind of have a creepy vibe to them
>>41947374>>41947459This rat will become an idol before my very eyes and I'll be there to witness it
>>41947668kroni is 6feet undergroundkanata will be lucky to find her
You can pet the Anya in this stream!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpu5-ZST_I
>>41947551Maybe...
Kronii will not go outside.
>>41947668I'm always here, I just try not to post with Kanata unless it's relevant now.I also have Anya's stream up.
>>41947781show butt
Mayo dog!
>>41947839melhomie prime
REENTER AMANEKANATACH
>>41947839Pako is cute
>>41947661moreover how do we get them to show their cute butts??
ENTER (AGAIN)
>>41944402Kanata is on now
>>419472952 songs if were lucky.Myth isnt all together on the same day so we arent getting a group song. So she only gets a 2nd if she does one with a different group.However, I do feel like they will have the EN/ID girls perform the large group songs this year (Shiny Smily Story, etc).
now thats what i want to see
>kronii xxxThe sex already started
Spaghettionii...
I can't believe the Minecraft sex is still real.
RE-ENTER
>kronii XXX>XOXOdoes that mean kanata wants to have sex with kronii?
OH NO NO NO CLOCKBROS WHAT DOES XXX MEAN
>>41947839Pako is the cutest papa
Anya doko?
>>41947374You know, at least Myth's 3D was only leaked a few hours before Day 1. But this is just sad, hopefully Cover at least let's them use Home3D immediately after the concert.
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1619566450863411200Kanata wants to sell goats!!
>>41946214>Ame has never posted this much about herself before,Wtf are you talking about
Sigh...Mumei will have to rip Kanata's wings off for this.
>>41948022Ouro Kronii is Din Viesel
That boy wants to have sex with the clock woman
>>41947839cute pako
>>41947839
Kronii will reach -50 someday which will probably be today.
>>41948008pomf to the rescue
>>41948022Kronii bout to sing Lucid Dreams
Kanata's house sure is... practical.
how do I download suisei's full concert from yesterday
>>41948041Cute business owner Kanatan
>>41948172kek
Anya use englishbut she's JPstop Asian hate
>>4194818741911669<<
>>41948172every fucking time there's a random JP melhomie posting Anya in the thread
>>41948187Very carefully
https://youtu.be/_UCKDbtbxn8https://youtu.be/_UCKDbtbxn8https://youtu.be/_UCKDbtbxn8
>>41948172I do hope Gura moves to Japan like she wanted to
>>41948172>277a gentleman in a wasteland of cave-dwelling troglodytes
>>41948315she wouldn't last a second
>>41948172>unicorn posting about kronii of all people
>>41948172Based JP bro.
>>41948335Hey she already can go to the vending machines by herself
>>41948172>CloneyThat's a new one. Is that a play on Clown or just translation machine being dumb?
JWU, was Wawa cute in her stream?
Has the see for this new world been found?
"It's all a bit." Kronii can't get Vesper out of her mind.
>>41948335Ina has trained her to be able to get both bags and chopsticks from the Konbini, she'll be fine
It was just a bit.
>>41948382I hope an ikemen kabedons her
>>41948387has this one been translated to english yet? my jp reps doesn't let me enjoy this one
>>41947406Ina actually has accomplished her debut goal of drawing every Holomem, but she can't show most of them because it's almost all porn so they stay locked up in the art vault alongside the loli Ame
>>41948478that pic is old but if you mean the new atahuta doujin then no
>>41948390
ENTERINSOMNIAC
ENTER KRONIEPRIME
ENTERKAELA
>kronii and ID kronii
Uh oh Mumei's bitches are interacting
https://twitter.com/melon_tsuhanbu/status/1619553439591337984
Kaela should be busy paying roguelikes, not getting close to Minecraft
>>41948537IT IS TIME
I need more Kanakae
>>41947295But she went to Japan as vacation with her irl friends, she could've stayed on her home without wanting to take her 3rd consecutive break and just go on the end of january/february like the others. They probably took the opportunity to work on some things interrupting her rest , but she was having fun 90/100 of the time. She has part of the fault too if she's getting annoyed
Kaela, Kronii doesn't want your help.
>>41948535what does she even say after ame?
Kronii might want to play minecraft offline. Kronii bros, we are going home!
Oh no, she's getting addicted again
>>41948407Yes and she wanted everyone to know that she wore double protection so that Matsuri didn't get her pregnant. Also Towawa is a thing
>>41948642ILyS
>NPC Kronii returns
Kronii is extra fuckin' Canadian today.
>>41948676really? sounds like ades or something
>NPC Kronii is back and now has MC therapy again
>>41948315You think Gura could wake up early enough to stream at 10-11am and mantain her current timeslot?
>>41948642IDyS, Fau-Fawn, Kroni, Mami, Bae
Myth cameo in Sankisei collab
Uh oh...The addiction is resurfacing...Shes going to make Bunkeronii great again. Kek.
>>41948382>>41948445the real horror is jp paperwork autism becuase nothing can be done on the internet
>>41948607>with her irl friends Why lie?
Last of Us tv show mention. Will Kronii watch it later?
FUCK THE JP OFFICE LIFEFUCK AUTISTIC PAPER/FAX STEPS SO OJISAN CAN STAMP HIS CHOP AND FEEL USEFULFUCK OLD JP MEN
>Kronies telling Kronii to watch TLOU showWhy? It's just the game
Last of Us is fucking shit as both a """"""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""" and a """"""""""show""""""""""
>>41948856>FUCK OLD JP MENDon't think i will
Kronii can't watch The last of us because she doesn't have the time. Ironic, isn't it?
>joe doesn't have enough leather to make a holster yet>has a holster
God how deep is this damn tunnel. Why won't she make furniture or rooms
>ellen pageKRONII NO
Minecraft content peaked with Risu's jeb
No Kronii you can’t dead name her
TRANNY YAB
>Ellen PageIt's Eliot now.
>deadnames gonna get cancelled
Kronii hates Elliot Page...
Ellen Page mention. Kronii noooo!!!! You just deadname them. Elliot Page correction after. Maybe she won't be cancelled for that.
lmao, here we go again
>>41948809I watched the first episode. People are overhyping it a bit much.I seriously cannot stand shows with smarmy kids
>>41948779that's just pekora's MV isnt it?
Oh god kronii just stop. Fucking hell just don't talk about that fucking topic
>Elliot? Still calling her Ellen...sorry.
>>41948982are you retarded
Kronii is over party!
>>41948931you new?have you not seen Bunkeronii v1?
I'd like to thank Suzy for welcoming NBs and identity politics into my vtuber corpo.
Why can't they join their name and die already
>>41948792surely management would help her with that stuff
I can't believe another holo is about to get cancelled on twitter again
KRONIIIIIIIII SHE CHOPPED HER TITS OFFLET'SFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>spec ops: the line mention
Look at my lovely wife
Reminder Suisei brought this into Hololive.
Now ask if people are looking forward to Harry Potter games to cap off the useless garbage nobody but Twitter cares about.
>>41948469>womanchild with twintailsif someone kabedons her it would be a fat ojisan
I didn't think any holo played spec ops: the line.
MtFs do it to become a girlfriend they don't have. Is it really the same way for FtMs?
>>41949095Your lovely wife is like 4 months outta season. She’s starting to smell.
>>41949032>>41949107Suisei did nothing wrong.
>>41949108Has Haachama been canceled for building Hogwarts in Minecraft, yet?
>transphobiayikes!
>>41948758she could always change her timeslot and I feel she would get more viewers in JP primetime
Kronii hates Spec Ops: The Line.
Based Kronii baiting CODbabbies into playing a good game.
>>41949032>>41949107oh please, they were all already there you fucking drama queens
>>41949095Earlyding dong chama...
Is this a meme or was someone actually cancelled for still calling her Ellen?
>>41949122It's all grooming from ronery speedrunners
>kronii played spec ops the line Uhhhh bros am i in love my penis is throbbing do you forgive her yet?
>>41949131How the fuck do you even begin to try cancelling a girl who eats spiders
Guys, what is Kronii's malfunction? Why is she this way?
>>41949186She indirectly assumed some ones gender. To thousands of people.
Anya is getting pussy.
frfr
>>41949157Good. Trying to make a point about not having a choice is actually lazy writing.
>>41949186Probably not specifically for that, it's just considered an insensitive thing to do by some people. It won't amount to anything since it was a genuine mistake and she even corrected herself
>>41949131The last time someone tried canceling her they were exposed for shoving pickles up their ass
>>41949186If you don't have encyclopedic knowledge of all troons; some cabal of twitter loser is going to try and stir shit up about you.
>>41949254Yeah, mine
Kronii is transphobic confirmed.
ITS BEEN 3 HOURS>duplicate file exists herefuck off timewarp poster
>>41949151You’re retarded.
>>41949292It's already been confirmed.
>>41949292do we like her now?
Kronii streaming for 3 hours and nothing interesting happened. That's impressive in it's own way. Kronii about to get real?
>>41949131For legal reasons, I must inform you, that is in fact NOT Hogwarts that Akai Haato from hololive 1st generation has build in Minecraft.
Kronii's about to get real stupid
>>41949312This is considered retarded even by twitterfag standards
>>41948436no, that's you
>>41949312holy lmaohow do these people even get into hololive
SALLY YAB
This thread is a lot worse than the one we had around this time yesterday.
HOW PERSONAL
>it's one of the hidden members streams>people are actually watching this timeUh oh
who the FUCK is sally
Kronii getting personal. Sally is pregnant. Kronii is about to be an aunt!
>>41949312Lol what a bitch.
aunty kronii??
Well they didn't waste time.
Just woke up, what happened to Fauna's asmr? Why is there no vod?
Sally pregante?
>>41949312Jealous hehehehehe
KRONII IS AN AUNT
KRONII IMPREGNATED SALLY
Was this ever explained?
Now she is going to actually be a Korean aunt on top of looking like one.
YAB SALLY IS PREGNANT
>>41949402sally acorn from sonic
>>41949312what a fucking weirdo
Kronii is officially, a hag
>>41949434perfectionist autism hort
Kronii being dyke depressed again over the girl that got away
Kronii is the weed aunt
Kronii's best friend/sister is pregnant. That's why she isn't going to Japan, probably.
I want a Kronii aunt...
>>41949095THAT'S A COCK, DINGUS
>>41949450Anya having breasts in her steampunk outfit? Nope.
>kronii is an aunt nowSHOTA PORN SOON
>>41949450stuffs happened
w-who is sally?
Kroniis slowly emptying egg carton...
is kronii jealous? does she want a child?
Must've been a very happy couple.
Is Kronii ogey?
SALLY IS A WHORE THAT DOESNT USE BIRTH CONTROLSALLY IS A WHORE THAT DOESNT USE BIRTH CONTROLSALLY IS A WHORE THAT DOESNT USE BIRTH CONTROL>GSWAW
>>41949434she farted loudly and couldn't stand the embarrassment
>>41949434She whacked her head against the mic and muh professionalism
Kronii sad about her barren womb. I'll take one for the team and give her a child.
>>41949170All that shit doesnt matter, Twitter speds cant be pleased
I don't think Anya's actually Japanese
Sally is so lucky to finally get pregnant
>>41949312What the fuck is verified views
Trudeau let me in i have a lonely korean to impregnate
>>41949496Sally, is her sister dude.
Who the fuck is Mia?
>>41949434Wasn't up to her standard so privated. She mentioned it early on in the stream
OH NO NO NO NOSALLY FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
she is going to get more depressed, i am going to renew my kronii membershipshe love depressed member's streams
>>41949529she's jealous because she can't make sally gregnante
>>41949577It's forbidden love
>>41949107How so
kaela should force kronii to play league of legends
>>41949312I love how it's literally just>It's okay if Niji/HoloJP/HoloID do it
>Sally getting pregnant and starting a family>Kronii playing Minecraft aloneWhat's the better life?
kronii joins mori in being the wine aunt of the groupmaybe they can fuck over it
>>41949577her literal sister? I thought she was just a close friend
kronii is jealous of a baby...
>>41949572Elon added viewcounts to tweets like they're Youtube videos as another way to numberfag to investors.
Kronii is jealous of the baby. I can save her...
>>41949583I can't keep up with kronii's persona life
>>41949638I CAN SAVE HER>>41949647is a close friend
It DOES sound like she's jealous of the baby though, she just complained that Sally wouldn't have as much time for her.
>>41949647She's becoming an auntie.
Kronies sure are assholes
>sad that her friend will prioritise her mew family more than herI...can kinda relate. Being 30 and seeing all your mates married and have kids.
>>41949665iirc they've always been there via the API, Elon just decided to make them visible for some reason
>>41949539uh, sally is married anon
Sally's my wife btw
That’s it? That’s the reason she’s taking long ass breaks and not doing anything because she’s sad over her bestfriend getting fucking pregnant? That’s fucking it? Are you serious?
imagine being jealous of a fucking baby of all things
>>41949647It wasn't explicitly clarified before. Either her sister or a friend that was so close they were basically sisters.
>>41949642I'll take one for the team and have sex with both of them and impregnate themI'll also take responsibility and move to Utah
>>41949638How much money is Sally going to make in SCs raising a kid?
IRyS and Kronii should discuss how they feel about playing minecraft alone in their rooms while their successful sisters hang out with their family
>>41949724still a whore for having a baby that quick after marriage
>tfw no kronii aunt
which jp has the easiest japanese to understand? I want to do my reps
>>41949715she'd never admit that anyways
Kronii is having a dyke moment again
Kronii is jealous of losing her friend who became a mother with motherly responsibilities.We can save her
The fuck is Kanata doing btw?
Kronii really cares for Sally. Her husband is great. "congrats, but curse you! How dare you! I'm going to end you on site." Kronii is really upset by this.
>Fuck you how dare you creampie my friend!Kek
Kronii can feel her eggs calling out to be fertilized (by me)
>>41949759no not really. now you just sound like an incel anon
>>41949772luna
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/8vgd8g.png
kronii please save it for a member's stream i want to see you cry...
Oh shit, she wants to kill the husband.
>im a cool bong aunt who plays Minecraft alone at 2am on a Saturday
imagine getting ntrd by a fucking baby
is kronii a femcel?
>>41949814Roles should be reversed
Kronii will at probably end up really enjoying spending time with the kid after she gets over being a hag.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEWHY WAS I BORN TOO EARLY
kronii finally understands her fanbase
>>41949839Volcel, she's done with relationships after the shitshow that was her last one.
>>41948994Yes but it show Myth
i feel like i have seen that story in a watamote futa doujin
>>41949839most of hololive are
>>41949791Her best.
>>41949791Goats sometimes lose a horn when they ram shit. Them hitting a certain blocks drop a unique horn
is kronii a hag?
>>41949884>Kronii is going to spoil Sally's kid>that little brat will probably get his first boner over her in ten years
Kronii flexing on the growing kid about vtubers and not to get into vtubers because you can't go back.
>Sally is pregnant>Sally=InaYAB
> Kronii: Hey kid you know I'm a streamer but also a vtuber. You probably don't know what a vtuber is, but you probably know what a streamer means. Don't check what vtubers are, you can never go back once you go kid. Kek Kronii
>You can't go back once you go b-
>you can't leave once you get into vtubers
>Kronii
Mori’s massive milky mammaries!
She didn't have a crush on her friend did she?
Unironically being an Aunt or an Uncle is the best, all the best parts of being able to chill with kids and see them grow up, without having to be responsible for them.
kronii: once you go, you can never...[awkward silence]
Is Kronii a mommy?
kronii is gonna groom that child in revange
How would react if you found out your aunt was a vtuber?
>>41950008Sex.
>>41949945She went on an indefinite hiatus from school before joining Hololive, you can guess
>>41949983it sure feels like she does
>>41949926LMAOReally nigga?
>5 years for a child to talkis this what happens you get the ipad to raise them?
Kronii is graduating....
>>41949772Miko
>>41949839Koreans are literally in a biological sex war, south korean men and women just hate each other
>songstress hag streaming later with blonde samuraiI swear to God the more I hear this siren's songs the more I'm lured to my doom. AZKi and her other self's songs only stokes the fire of my desire. I might become the Bowser to Husband-kun's Peach. Yes that includes the children that they might have. I'll take it all from Husband-kun so he better guard his family well especially his woman.
she really is graduating huh
>>41949727i can fix her
>>41949312WHO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>41950008>hololivemating press>any other corpobully her>indiereserve judgement
>>41950052My niece is saying things and she's almost 2, but she wouldn't be able to comprehend concepts like vtubers
>>41950008SEX
>>41950051No one is allowed to graduate before 4th fes, they don't want another Rushia situation.
>>41949983I'm guessing her friend was the one she fucked around with being dykes for a long while, but her friend turned out to be super straight and this is traumatizing her now or something.
>>41950008The only aunt that could do that is a lesbian hag with long messy hair that never leaves her room
>>41949983absolutely.for real though it's more like her friends are starting to have kids and she's still single with no plans for one and now she's gonna start feeling the pressure
>>41950060don't play cruel tricks on anons
>>41950005isn't this the plot of some yuri manga
Why is Kronii bringing back harsh reality with us, fr fr, I want to quit but this is so relatable
>>41950052my nephew said nigger to the doctor right after being born so it depends i guess
>>41949727she's jealous please understand
>>41950052Anon if your kid isn't talking by 2-3 they are probably retarded, like yourself
Sora has been a vtuber for 6 years now...
>>41950077>in 5 yearsi do wonder toughwill hololive really last anoher 5 years
>>41950052>was talking at two>reading at four>now I'm a fucking deadbeat drop-out that hates societyI got raised by the net when I was adolescent, I fear what being raised from a baby on it would do
>>41950068Shut the fuck up doxxoneer
>>41949312lmao
Kronii can't get the thing because she needs silk touch. Time to go outside?
>>41949983>be in your late 20s approaching 30>all the good times crumbling away in time>your friends have less time to hang out with (you), the single person in the friend group>theyre now pregnant and preoccupied raising a child, now theyll have only time for you maybe once or twice a yearWelcome to getting old!
>>41949727I see you have never dated a woman
>>41950008I wouldn't be that surprised
>>41950068brom don't kek rikka like this....
THE IMAGES!!
>>41949759How long are you supposed to wait after being married to have sex?
Jeez, I'd sure hope that baby won't be a boy or else he's gonna have some awkward boners for the rest of his life.
>>41950189what about them
Kronii at 26. She might end stream once she hits the minus, maybe.
It was me, btw. I impregnated Sally. Kronii has been desperately trying to get into her pants for years but then I just SWOOCED right in and took her, then got her pregnant.
Oh shit nigga page 10 with images leftNene image slot
Anya has woken up to violance
>>41949945No she's the same age as Mumei.
>>41949312>It's a nijinigof course
>>41950193>>41949808she can have sex right away but doing it raw that fast is too soon
>>41949727women literally cannot function on their own
>>41950189
I'm bored I'll just post Sexy Ame
>>41950271baffling post
Doesnt Anya speak a tad too much English while playing this Indonesian game?
Is Kronii like a cool sexy aunt or like a weird not fun aunt?
I need to fix Kronii's aching, barren womb.
>>41950271why shithead they are married????
im disappointed the real talk wasnt just her announcing her flying to Japan
>>41949981It really is, but they can get really idealized ideas of you though which might hurt later on. My nephew apparently thinks I can fix or build anything from what my brother has heard from him at home because I fix his broken toys and electronics when he brings them to my place.
>>41949983Sally is best friend and sister (the person she's closest to). Sally doesn't live in the same city, so Kronii was visiting her this week.
>>41950271ogey
>>41950166just like me frfr
>>41950288
>>41950216excellent use of the images
>>41950271
I'm gonna fix both Mori and Kronii and I'm gonna marry both of them and make them good christian wives
Gura liked this on Twitter. Thoughts?
>>41950271Well, you might be retarded, but at least you aren't a papist I guess.
>>41950313Dorky awkward aunt that you got confused boners over as a kid that ends up giving you a thing for older women
>>41950313wine aunt
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>41950315That's vesper's job
>>41950307>>41950321well she can do it raw but use birth control at least, who the fuck has a baby RIGHT after being married? sounds like she wants to lock him down so he can't escape
>>41950365Well, we already know that she likes baby food so
>>41950396no she needs me to give her a baby
Anya's intonation is super cute. I want to smell her feet
>>41950351
>Kronii making fun of idol culture>starts alluding to graduationshe doesn't deserve her idol outfit
>>41950399I would do the same thing
>>41950399
>>41950359You won't and you can't
>getting marriedwho still does this?
>>41950392that man is closer to necking himself than kronii, he can't do shit
>>41950359Mori is too busy being a "cat mama" is trying to entice Kiara with them to sleep over at her place.
>>41950166I unfortunately wouldn't be able to relate. Landing a dream job like Hololive, introduced to more new friends than I've ever had in life, payed to play games and run my own schedule? And being a gay woman in Hololive too? That's a jackpot. Starting a family is the last thing on my mind
>This threadWhat even is going on in Kronii's stream.
>>41950408sounds like (you) have never interacted with a woman.
>>41950365getting pampered by Ina daily is getting her in a certain mood
>>41950408>sounds like she wants to lock him down so he can't escapeThey are already married schizochama, he is already locked down.
Orcer!
The images are ngmi
>>41950485why are you reading the dribble of kronii schizos posting on cooldown
See you tomorrow, you punks.
>>41950431Objectively correct
Kronii is getting aware that she’s boring as shit
>>41950271you are fucking stupid
Cuteee
>>41950408>married>lock him down so he can't escapeAre you that fucking stupid you faggot virgin?
>>41950473hololive won't last forever, why do you think the college holos are still completing their degrees even after they're landed this so called dream job
Big Tiddy Nin-nin!
Does this apply to your oshi?
>>41950408because they talked about it beforehand? because that's what they planned for at the start?there could be a trillion reasons why and it's not all black and white just because you dated some skank, you fucking nigger
>>41950485Kronii doing the doompost instead of this thread
Do women feel when you cum inside?
>>41950271They actually do it right after the wedding,
>>41950498woah cute and sexy
>>41950461I can though
I think no one has taught her how to put on a 'streamer' voice, I'm sure Kronii can benefit from a more artificial voice
>>41950555because they can't calculate simple expected values and woman are not risk takers like men are
>>41950537Talents have been actively addressing all 'negative' concerns of fans. I'm wondering what's prompting them to do these
>>41950431>>Kronii making fun of idol culturTruly the only good Holo.
>>41950408I will tell you right now, but if I married Kronii I would impregnate her the very night of the weddingThe "first night" would last well over a day until her womb is absolutely filled with my cumThe point of marriage is me staking my claim and making a woman mine, so you'd better fucking believe she'd be knocked up faster than you can say "large Christian family"
>>41950468retards that believe happy endings happen in real life
>>41950566Supposedly not really, there's never that much and everything is already so wet
Do you hate your voice anons?
>>41950560No
>>41950467What dealing with Kronii does to a man, jesas
>>41950566I mean if men can feel getting cummed in their ass I don't see why women wouldn't feel it too.
>>41950560He didn't say this.
>>41950560Why is this Mesopotamian man speaking like an African American on Twitter?
> Kronii: You can train your voice to make it sound better, there are tutorials down there. I mean some of them are on the right trackKronii why the fuck are you mocking your members
ANYA FUCKING DIED
>>41950473It's her best friend an older sister who basically raised her.
>>41950605watch her superhot stream from right after debut, she definitely had one, shes just not the type of person that can do that every single stream
>>41950555I would cross that bridge when I get there, even after Holo if I'm dedicated enough I could carry on as a vtuber elsewhere
kronii is giving pua tips
Speedrun
>>41950639I hate my spergy speach patterns like talking too fast
>>41950566Not inside
I miss Ina
>>41950639I have boring voice like kronii but it's fine, I've posted vocaroos before and no one mocks it
>>41950560Kiara can cook Hello Fresh!
>>41950560Gura and Mumei for sure.
>>41950632Skill issue
>asks chat if she sounds monotone>in the a monotone voice>chat is honest>you know it gets old when people say I am sad all the timeWoman moment monotone doesn't equal sad she fucking baited just to get upset
Watame is the cutest woman in the universe!
>>41950639yes. i have a fag bara voice and I can make it as a fujobait streamer i hate it
>>41950697"Talk a little slower" She read this..
>>41950617i wrote this post btw
>>41950605This is a streamer voice. Her natural inflection sounds even more dead, she's mentioned this
>>41950620/v/ is the next board over, doomerchama.
>>41950707I miss Ina too...
>>41950639I hate hearing my own voice when I listen to it live when I stream, but I'm fine hearing it in my vods. It's weird, I guess it's more the echoing of what I just said that bothers me more.
>>41950302All Ames are sexy though.
Kronii needs lesbian rape correction
>>41942335Violently gentle kissing sex with a-chan
>>41950639not anymore
>>41950639i hate my talking voice more than my singing voice
>>41950566Depends on the quantity
Dope
Kronii doesn't like the sound of her voice at first.
>>41950639yes because I'm a tranny uwu
if you married a holo could you divorce rape them?
>>41947512>>41947593The more I look at this, the more I'm changing my mind. I know I have seen those eyes somewhere, but I cannot place it.
Anya has a girlfriend...
>>41950639I have a few little quirks I don't like (I have a weird timbre) but for the most part I've gotten better at dealing with it, especially since I've started to use monitoring on it regularly to keep tabs on how I'm sounding.
>>41950617Nice I managed to fit this post in before the thread died.
>>41950767it's ok kiara, we no longer hate you and it was never because of your voice
>>41950775Miko would do it, but she needs to dye her hair blonde first
>>41950639I talk too fucking quiet.
>>41950560that's literally Fauna
ANYA HAS A GIRLFRIEND
>>41950566Not whores
>>41950793What's dopey about this?
Can’t wait for Noel to play Dark Souls 2 next.
>>41950639I don't hate it but I sound more faggy(not an insult) than I thought I did.
ANYA GOT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
kronii is not ogey
>>41950639Yeah I always sound sad/tired unless I'm angry. I hate it. I tried being a band when I was a teen, and was pretty good with the guitar but stopped because even with voice lessons I would never sound the way I wanted to.
>>41950818Yeah Kaela.
>>41950802yes, if you're a woman and the holo drives a mclaren
>>41949759four months after you get married your aunts are expecting you to announce pregnancyif you don't they start talking about how weak your husband is and setting you up
Kronii wishes she sounded a little more genki. Wants a slur to it? Effort to enunciate more properly.
Cumming inside is the best feeling in the world
Damn, no bitches?
>>41950879she created an entire generation of incels...
>>41950883Spic or asian?
>>41950620
>>41950639it's too high, if it was just slightly deeper i woudnt have an issueguess thats what i get when i dont smoke or drink for close to 30 years
>>41945798Summer break?
Kanata saved the goat...!
this sounds very personal and heavycan we move on to a different topic?
>>41950762doomer? no, it's objectively true that actual "happy endings" as in "it lasted until the person/people died and they were happy the entire time" are extremely rare cases in real life, a solid 90% of your life is negative experiences or at the very least just boring idling and grinding and something like a marriage in modern times is basically setting yourself up for divorce or something worse
>>41950830>kiara mentionwhy do KFP have such victim complexes
>>41950639i've never once thought about it
I'm still pissed that Council didn't have to wait as long as Myth get to idol outfits. Myth should of had them last year. Council should have to wait another year
Anya has a girlfriend that she gets to fuck every day
>>41950925No bitches and no stuffs.
>>41950851>the mace will actually be an amazing Investment this time
>>41950639i dont like how i sound when i hear it in recordings, but people in the past have said i have a nice voice. just the way things goes i suppose
>>41950707>>41950764She isn't even thinking about you or streaming
Interesting combo laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2WYrVAukchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEeub5hXLDM
>>41950639no, i love everything about me
>>41950934asian, but like, the spics of asia
>>41950955?????????
>>41950949No, this is the true Kronii experience you've all been missing out on
>>41951044Ah, flip.
>>41950966Get a fucking hobby if this is how you spend your time, jesus
Anya is a normalfag
ANYA IS GOING TO GET MARRIED TO HER GIRLFRIEND
>>41951037*cute combo
Kronii: Even if you had a nasally voice like Ame, your voice, you can still do something about it
>>41951044just admit that you're f*lipino kapatid
>>41950966Bruh...
>>41950949First kronii stream?
>>41950949
>>41951037azki not playing with sora? might be a first in MC
>>41950639i sound like jackie chan
>>41950793>>41950849>couldn't stream because she was hungoverYikes....
>>41950849She's so dopey... I love her so much
Shuba is close to understanding the twist
>>41950639I mean, sort of I think, since I don't like hearing myself recordedI had a phase back around middle school/early highschool where I kinda just didn't talk much at all except in response to things and sorta kept to myself, barely talked at home too since I was on the internet a lot but not into voip so friends were always text-based, and it probably messed up how my voice developed over timeSo now I'm kinda quiet when I talk but I don't realize it, partially because I have good hearing and can't tell that how quiet I am I guess, and a little mumbly for the same reasonIt actually makes it so I can't sing because I can't make my voice come out properly, I want to learn how to but like everything else I get paralyzed by fear of failure and not wanting to do things with other people around out of anxiety
I will marry the knife.
>voice discussion>no Twap
Anya gets to smell her girlfriend's butt. What have you been doing?
>>41950966Ah yes… i fucking love the whole “one thing had it bad so we shouldnt use the capabilities to make it better for others” ideology. It’s like having a bunch of different trains to manage, and deciding that all of them should run at the speed of the slowest so that they are synced, instead of making the slower ones faster by investing in making them such
Kronii is going to kill it!
>>41950949Normally, she saves this stuff for member streams.
>>41950873HOO MAMA
>>41951024And she can have TWO maces! One for each hand!
>>41951059>>41950767 did not mention Kiara but you did because >>41950955Understand?
>>41950949First time?
>>41951183https://streamable.com/wf10l7
>>41950922t. virgin
>>41950639Absolutely despise it. I think I sound fine, but then if I hear it in a recording I fucking cringe.
now i remember why is used to like Kronii, i love depressed doomer girls too much
>>41950643how do you know that
>>41950052I think she means you can actually have a back and forth conversation with them. even if it is basic as fuck.
>>41951208Or a big fuck-off shield!
>>41951155
I am a 25 year old khv
>>41951075Nope it's only fair. Council should have to wait. There is no reason why Myth shouldn't have gotten them last year so the same should happen for Council
calling imagine dragons RIGHT NOW
>>41951219
>>41951264what about TWO big fuck-off shields?
Kronii is a cold blooded killer for that bat. Even sang Imagine Dragons "Enemy" over it. She's heartless.
>>41950639yes
>>41951149There a reason why this one retard is trying real hard to force his shitpost?
SCIENCE BITCH?
>>41950949kronii is worse during membas
Kronii should've been a goth girl
>>41950302I love this image, used it as a wallpaper for so long
>>41951264A big shield is cool and all, but oowerstanced Maces are stupidly easy to get and basically shit on the entire base game!
put ya dick away kronii
>>41950493>>41950550escaping is harder when there's a kid in the picture and child support on the line>>41950487well you're not wrong about that
>she likes Breaking Bad memes
>>41951275i can fix you
>>41950966>Myth should of had them last year.No, they should have had them this year because it's their 2nd Fes. HoloX shouldn't have them for their 1st Fes but whatever. But Tempus absolutely should not have been fast tracked for 3D when everyone else had to wait over a year.
>>41951314this
>dozed off 3 hours ago in my chair>missed over 180 minutes of the clockgod fucking DAMMIT
>>41951275Me too..
>>41951303It's a bot
>>41951210That ain't me.
>>41951275kingdom hearts V?
>>41951387hope you had a good nap at least
Ahh maidronii
>>41950558BIGGER
>>41950866Sometimes you just aren't born for the genre you want, anon. I could never not cringe if I tried to listen to myself on normal pop because my voice would sound molassy and ponderous but slow jazz sounded much better.
>>41951387It's been a good stream, tooYou've got some VOD work later
% chance kronii is a pure virgin?
>>41951387You've got to watch this vod
KIARA MENTION
If I wanted to grow and sell weed how would I start?
>>41951452not doing this shit today I’ve learned from my many bans
>>41951303What's so hard to believe about Ina being hungover when her best friend in hololive is a literal alcoholic?
>>41951452100%.
>>41951365They should have them as soon as possible so nobody ever has to be a picture frame again.
>>41951452no chance, i've plundered her booty many a time
Amelia Watson
>>41951467Kanata?
>>41951467Doko?
>>41951365they don't have 3D though?
>>4195145290%im sure you can break your hymen masturbating
>>41951452O(zero)
>>41951346those MS Paint comics were pretty funny until Rebbit found the templates
Kaela left? Didn't know she was around.
https://vocaroo.com/1iJIRJuGHVot
>>41951452Violent masturbation disqualifies
>>41951467Where?????
KRONII KILLED KANATA'S GOAT
Kanata's goat died because of Kronii...
manekanatan......
Iroha is the only virgin in hololive, retards
>>41951590I'm going to anti the clock now.
Kanata died because of Kronii's carelessness.
>she died
>>41951563she loves me really
kanataso...
Welp, there goes the minecraft arc
finally content
>>41951563Is this AI?
fuck you kronii
Kronii must offer her body to Kanatan as penance
>>41951604not for long after im done with her
>>41951518>>41951523>>41951585Kanata
He should've grabbed her boobs anyway
>>419514520% I have sex with her all the time.
Anya just said "boobs"
Anya’s Anyas…
I looked away for a second, wtf happened?
>>41951682Well, what did she say?
Kanata...
ENTER THE CHADSMITH
>kaela enters again
Kanataso...
amanekanatach..
>>41950639my brother said I sound like a phone sex operator and I'm a hoor so yeah
>your oshi>your last saved image
>>41951563>https://vocaroo.com/1iJIRJuGHVotAI Watson Amelia is my new oshi
amanekanatach ...
Kanata killed by zombie, shot by skeleton and Kronii was just there to watch it all happen.
>>41951270
>>41951753
>>41951632Ye
Kanata is being spawn camped
>>41951604lmao what!??
I missed it did Kanata actually die because of Kronii?
>>41951749please be in adelaide
>>41951563sounds like something she would have said pre-hololive
>>41951771
Wait, what does this mean?
>>41951604No, that would be me
>>41951219>>41951293disgusting tumblresque art style.
>>41951749proof?
>>41951753Kronii
Kronii trying to offer a goat to Kanata? What is this a ritual sacrifice?
>>41951786No. She got shot by deadbeats.
>>41951749I had literally never heard the term "hoor" until now.
>>41950639It sounds effeminate and nasally in recordings
>>41951753GuraIn general? https://litter.catbox.moe/l21rku.jpg
>>41951708Kanata tried to go to sleep frogot to ZZZZso kroni didnt go to bedshe died to enemies and kanatas's goat died
Why is Kronii yelling while she types? Like Kanata will hear or read it better lol
Kronii and Kanata are performing satanic rituals in Minecraft
>>41951812slurs get turned into compliments
>>41951753Gura
>>41951563Thanks bro, I really needed that
>>41951563Now add the thunder sound effects that really make it.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1619593394879336448
>>41951793>pre-hololivejust take out the nigga and that's ame raging against a character or something
Kanata is a jihadi?
>>41951845Language barrier panicI think it's natural for some people to raise their voice when they're trying to communicate regardless of any logic
>>41951753>>41944175
"not a problem. The goat was a lifetime." What, Kanata?
>goat was a lifetimenani?
fucking dork laugh
>>41951753>bae>bae's idol outfit that was already posted earlier
>>41951926google translate hort
moom post
>>41951882Lol
kronii i don't think she's gonna get the joke...
>>41951960moom reply
>>41951753Baehttps://twitter.com/Minus_Zero69/status/1619593357873000448
>>41951917I gues the logic behind it would be making the different pronunciations clearer, but then again, it's online
>>41951563was the dialogue scripted or did the AI learn that too?
>>41951753Inahttps://litter.catbox.moe/xw4070.png
>>41951563Needs a lot of work.
>>41951753Ame
Why is kronester so awkward
Sana post!
>>41951753Mori
>>41951563Put me in, coach, I will win us the regionals
Holy crap talk about luck.
>>41951563Pitch it down a little bit.
>>41951753Kroniihttps://litter.catbox.moe/0byq3t.png
I'm just gonna say it: Kronii's casual outfit looks like some 25 viewer self-made model that they got from following a tutorial on wikihow.
Kronii rolling in diamonds.
>>41951753Inahttps://litter.catbox.moe/1p8d0i.webm
>>41952080what the hell
>>41952080Can I ask why?
>>41952080looks like something i did as a kid
https://poal.me/67ljo3https://poal.me/67ljo3https://poal.me/67ljo3
>>41951563Might have been funny if the script wasn't written by an ESL
DIE KRONIIIT'S YOUR DESTINY
ENTER KORONE
>>41952080keki imagine this is how mumei exercise
>right into the skeleton spawnertopkek
>>41952080Hey I saw that too
DEADBEAAAAAAAAATS
Almost jinxed herself with a death but saved herself in the end.
>>41952080are you the anon that posted a yoga video
Fucking deadbeats
What theAmeInaGuradoing?
>>41952134Holy newfag
>>41952080wtf
>Lands in a bunch of skeletons>They all start shooting eachotherClassic Deadbeats.
>>41952167https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxw2-hKbtfBHLwNO8c4r_dycy8AnXbq9bc
>>41952167Sex with InaSex with GuraSex with Ame