/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She did not consent delude yourself all you like

Holding Gura’s hand without asking for consent.

Guys Gura is alive and she's coming back soon.

*sniff*

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

>>41929593
oh nyo my image didn't attatch

>>41929547
thats rape

What are you up to, buds?
I'm watching the Barrett-Jackson car auction with my dad

>>41929496
she was asking for it

>>41929739
No shes clearly running from you while calling for help, wake up

Where is the sharkpit fanart? Official sharkpit on display, no art of it glistening with sweat and an alt with my goom.

>>41929787
I love that as soon as the idol costumes were revealed sweaty pit requests shot up for everyone

>>41929739
Indeed, just look at her.

>>41929858
Where?

Gurass

>>41929731
Think I might play some more Elden Ring
>>41930007
Smell check

>>41930007
Based Gurass poster.

>>41929916
In threads, I've seen them pop up in IRyS and Fauna's probably the others too but I don't frequent those.

>>41929731
>What are you up to, buds?

Gura fart

Gura bart

What kind of retard gets named bart

Gura blart mall cop

What are the chances Gura will either still be in Japan by March or returning in March? I'm going to be visiting and I want to know how close my fantasy of molesting her on crowded Japanese train is.

>>41930633

>>41930738
Itchy and scratchy? what went wrong bart kun

>>41930682
Zero

>>41930873
Yeah fucking right

>>41930682
they might be going to japan in march so they can pretend holofes isnt prerecorded

>>41930682
She's American, you want to get shot?

I am in actual real love with her. This is not a game.

>>41930682
There's currently no reason to think she won't be back home when she starts streaming again.

>>41931098
Yeah same here

>>41931098
No you are not that is my real wife

>>41930682
>thinking you'll randomly meet Gura on a train in the largest city on Earth

>>41931181
A man can dream

>>41931181
>having met her only through company benefits

>>41931098
Join the club.

>>41931098
I am completely serious when I say I love Gura.

help I'm thinking about the fact we'll never hear Gura sing Disney songs again again

>>41931428
>>41931387
Love must be held both ways to be complete and neither of you are the last chumbud

>>41931476
Blame the hebrews that run it.

let me do it for you
chumbie

>>41931476
If only Disney wasn't so litigious

Gura and I are in love.

>>41931734
Medication now

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR BETTER TAIL PHYSICS?

>>41931559
Maybe... not yet.

>>41931806
ye

>>41931806
I just hope it won't be holoFes 3 all over again
Seeing Gura with a stiff tail causes psychic and mental damage

>>41931806
Sure am, Gura!

>>41931806
Im excited to know if you're unharmed gura and that goes in every sense

Gura will return in two more weeks, followed by Valentine's Day cybersex.

>>41932206
She's going to have a real 3D model on par with the JPs

>>41931718
A dog is fine too.

Do you think she's taking notes?

>>41932428
Ina should’ve been placed next to Gura, whores like mori should be placed in the back.

>Gura will never achieve everything Suisei or even mori have
you know this to be true

>>41932688
She has already achieved more than them tho.

>>41931806
I want to impregnate you, Gura

>>41932621
you move mori you'd have to move kiara too so the formation is balanced

>>41932688
Le retard

>>41932428
KEK

>>41929731
I ate korean cold noodles for the first time

>>41932688
She managed to make me go gachi for her neither them or anyone else has achieved such a feat not nearly

>>41929424
I feel like I woke up in bizarre world watching ayame stream more than gura

>mori hating retard opens his mouth
>gura hating lurking retard pipes up
classic

>>41933214
they are

>>41933214
How is the one concerned for her safety a hater?

Just in what way is this erotic?

>>41933478
Thats alot of pink for a man, fatfuck

>>41933537
got it off twitter

>>41933478

>>41933588
sure you did

>>41932535
what the fuck is that file name, esl

WIFE AWAKE

WIFE WIFE WIFE

for me, it's gawr

MY WIFE IS UP!

I take it you faggots alerted her to the mess here, so yes she is taking notes

Good morning goop goop

>>41934205
Good morning sirs

Does Gura have ass?

Stop larping! She's actually my wife.

GOOM PERMS OBTAINED

>>41934311
Good morning guy

This will be a long day.

>>41934322
yeah

>>41934422
How so shart?

>>41934205
>the mess her
just back from work, what did I miss?

Where offcollab?

>>41934501
My penis

Is it time to revv up the ebi beam?

>>41934205
retard

>>41934501
nothing, it’s been quiet

>>41934563
Vodka schizo long time no see

>>41934644
rapist

>>41933960
holy newfag

>>41932688
1-she never intended to, while both of them said from day one they were aiming for it and have worked really hard for it
2-you don't know that
3-even if she doesn't, I don't care, in fact if she didn nothing but free talk for the rest of her career I'd be the happies shirmp in the world

>>41934742
holy unknown

>>41934742
what?

Imagine Gura walking around Japan with the bike helmet on and the japs are staring at that baka gaijin

>>41934841
>shirmp
WHO ARE YOU

No new merch likes today it seems. I think it'd be cool if she did another room review or a merch/dino Gura review stream. It's been a while since she did a stream like that

Why didn't Gura retweet the a-chan message?

>>41935219
Gura hates a chan

>>41935264
ok kana

>>41935219
Gura loves a chan

>>41935141
huhaha shirmp

Gura loves me!

Gura loves me the guy above she dislikes!

Im Gura's husband!

Reminder that if a post is deleted that means it's true

Gura and I are happily married and madly in love.

Im guras husband and prime source of pleasure the guy above twice is her stalker

I hope Gura rubs her feet on the ku100 in the valentine stream

>>41935865
What is with you and footjobs

https://twitter.com/cutecafe_art/status/1619538322556178433

>>41936026
Gura's feet are are sexual organs and are made for me to impregnate

>>41936372
yfw you will never know the taste of her toes

>>41936372
Gura's whole body is a sexual organ. Gura is sex incarnate.

It feels comfier when she only likes things and doesn't retweet for some reason.

You wouldn't rape this would you?

Sex with a fembud.

>>41936980
Wow an accurate chest, riveting

>>41937078
Gura has bigger breasts than Ina, it's actually inaccurate.

>>41936980
Only consensually

>>41937161
and your proof of this is where? meds

Pink Gooba cute

>>41932758
in what exactly? inb4 subs

I’m rewatching Gura’s Syobon VOD again, she sounds like a child here, really something

>>41937309
rewatch her first stanley parable vod shes peak child there

>>41937161
gura is not a boob shark, stop this cope

what's for lunch goob

>>41937468
She has more than zero, there are curves, Gura's tiny tiny shark lumps

>>41937298
Literally everything outside having an album.
She is an icon and practically the mascot of cover.

>>41937684
Again wheres the proof how do you think you know this? Im her father husband she has none

>>41937736
Naked shark incident. There's something there.

>>41937852
The only ones who saw that incident are the en girls and they all vouched shes flat

Gura is a sex symbol

>>41938016
Damn right.

>>41937961
There's flat and then there's cliff, Gura isn't a cliff.

>>41938254
Gura is a cliff a great gourge that decends we see the proof daily what makes you believe shes a boob shark she is not

>>41938335
She isn't, sorry. You'll accept that she's 0.0001 someday.

>>41937713
In the western vtuber scene, sure. On the JP side, not so much.

>>41938546
Shes in the negatives anon you keep lowering it down because despite this delusion of yours you know shes a board, booba gura isnt real you have no proof accept the facts

>>41938556
Sure Sora still has her place but Gura is the one that got a life size statue and then later Pekora.

>>41938656
I do have proof that I'm too lazy to find. Pretty sure it was Mori who said it.

>>41937736
>denying her soft mosquito bites

>>41938758
your only "proof" is a rampant alcoholic who cant even be trusted to set up a stay over right? yeah sure anon, my proof is her model an actual plank

>>41938943
Go fuck yourself janny.

Would you a Gawr?

>>41938556
Actually, Gura is famous in Japan.

>>41938857
Those curves arent what you think they are, its left over fat flab if you would proof in picrel even the seaweed which has a stick factor is somehow managing to fall off

>>41939181
>gura clearly has curves
>I-IT DOESNT COUNT

>>41939181
but tits are literally fat

>>41939312
curves that arent tits?

>>41939341
fat with a purpose anon that fat cant even work as a seaweed rack

>>41939170
Cool. So are chuubas like Pekora and Marine.

>>41939395
you are wrong stop trying to convince yourself

GURA HAS A FLAT CHEST. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR CORPORATE LIES. GURA IS PERFECTLY FLAT AND SHE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY UGLY BOOBS.

>>41939414
Yep, and Gura sings with them in 3D Lives.

You dorks get heated about everything.

>>41939544
I have yet to see how im wrong stop forcing a bad narrative

>>41939550
exactly

>>41939683
Ironically this is called gura breast lick, but as you can see there simply is none

Gura is liking new stuff on twitter guys!!! I think we may get a post soon!

>>41939639
Please andstand the usual shitposting subjects + rrats have been nuked.

>>41939683
>wrong on the debut model
>wrong on the shark'd sheet

>>41939808
slowbud

>>41939819
Hornyposters "arguing" can't be compared with shitposting

little girls a small elevation to accompany their developing feminine nipples they are not 100% flat like boys unless they are toddlers
Gura has has the body of a 12yo and she does have tiny boobies, stop trying to change the facts toddlerfags

I want to fuck Gura in a seifuku

>>41940099
Cover can't deny her forever. She WILL get her official seifuku outfit and it WILL be canonically in middle school.

>>41940013
What is there to argue about?
Gura with a child chest vs Gura with a middle schooler chest are equally degenerate.

Are we the Horniest fanbase?

>>41939819
Unfortunately loops are going to continue being reposted no matter how many times they're nuked. Shoganai.

>>41940157
I just love the skirts and high socks/legwarmers. Something about that look drives me fucking nuts. I love this art so much I can't put it into words. knowing that she owns and wears legwarmers drives me mad too

https://youtu.be/2PY-rWFUDdw
fart shark!

>>41940457
>knowing that she owns and wears legwarmers drives me mad too
Thanks for the reminder.

My nigger forgot gura has annual same-ketto event

i can see her asking for randoseru
she has mentioned that nake before

>>41940262
Gura is the sexiest Holo so it would make sense we’re the horniest

I hope Gura's little nipples get rock hard during our Valentine's Day cybersex.

>>41941744
Gura is gonna show us her junior idol session that she's currently recording in Japan

>>41941934
Yeah, with me

>>41939159
without hesitation

i think she will release the dakimakura for Valentine's since she couldn't do it on Christmas

No gura tweet today... I'm gonna kms

I just noticed how many people hijack Gura’s twitter hashtag and just post their oshi

Its honestly funny people think nobody will see their oshi otherwise

>>41942801
Feel better menherabud.

I need to goom!

Gura's idol outfit tweet has garnered 1.4m views on twitter. This is a little over a day since she posted it and she is the only one of EN and ID who has a post with over 1 million views for their idol outfit on it so far.

>>41932688
She achieved my heart

>>41943292
gura is the international face of hololive

My wife is a sex symbol and she belongs only to me.

https://twitter.com/ugaaaa5/status/1618981753447911427
Who exactly is this image for? What is the demographic?

>>41944616
Me. I alone am the demographic.

>>41944616
DDLGchads like me. Sex with a fembud into DDLG.

>>41944616
It’s for me.

>>41944616
I love my baby shark daughterwife

Gawr is a little tsundere brat who won't admit her love to Gura
Needs kiss correction

>>41945529
Are we sure Gura isn't the tsundere one in the relationship?

ITS MY CUNNY AND I NEED IT NOW

I love her forehead and everything else about her

>>41946070
>It's your cunny, use it when you need it

>>41946295
Imma rub that choco mint all over that forehead

>>41946561
only I'm allowed to bully my wife

>>41946561
And I will lick it off.

Woke up from a nap and noticed Gura liked new stuff. Please give us a tweet goobs

>>41931476
The part that annoys me is that, as usual when it comes to permissions, ONLY Hololive gets fucked over, and literally nobody else. Pretty much every single NijiEN karaoke still has them singing Disney songs in it, and obviously smaller corpos aren't going to give a shit, so it's literally just Hololive that can't sing them

Little help, chumbies?

>>41948247
>ONLY Hololive gets fucked over
That's because Cover decides to fuck themselves over. These places aren't denying Cover perms while giving them to other groups, but if they don't follow Cover's exact perms procedure then the holos aren't allowed to do anything

>>41948458
You should know what to do by now, Ina

>>41948247
Actually Disney explicitly reached out to Hololive to tell them don’t fucking sing our songs. Source is Mori can’t remember which stream though. Strong chance Niji is just ignoring it and hoping they don’t get caught.

I goomed

>>41949691
did ina help you gura?

Is gura a child?

>>41950142
Pretty much. Isn't it great?

>>41950142
She is clearly an adult

Gura, can we fuck?

>>41950490
You can only stare into each other’s eyes before marriage. No contact until then.

>>41951176
goodnight bud

>>41950817
I'd easily still take this deal. Imagine how much she would tease you about it until you're actually married

>>41951176
night buddy

>>41951271
Imagine the wedding night T o T

>>41951558
A ridiculous amount of pent up sexual energy all released at once...

>>41948458
That's unironically how I get with any cute girl I meet. I'm jealous of the people who know just what to say, every time.

>>41948458
go uuooooohhh child body erotic!!!!!!

Guess who's trying to train an AI goobs

https://files.catbox.moe/ceqxws.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/mg509a.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/3upurp.mp3

>>41951889
>I'm jealous of the people who know just what to say
I don't have much dating experience but can hold a conversation with people just fine. Try to find a hobby or interest you have in common that you can talk about, or get them to talk about themselves. Best thing is to show interest in anything they're saying, listen well, and then try to expand on it.

>>41952098
That’s sounds like someone doing a bad impression of her. Yes I know it’s being trained.

>>41952102
>or get them to talk about themselves
Trust me, I try. Half the time they give me like the shortest response possible though.

gura, shit in my mouth

>>41952402
What kinda questions do you ask normally? Honestly what works best for me is when you find that sweet spot of asking things that don't have one quick answer but also don't have a million different answers. You want to ask things so that they have just a few good ways to answer and that's it. Honestly just focusing on how Gura responds to chat and the questions she's asked in chat or in superchats is a good way to gauge good questions to ask or ways to carry a conversation. Gura might have a lot of social anxiety but she's actually pretty good at talking to chat.

>>41952098
Make it say "Open your mouth anon, I'm gonna shit down your throat. I've been cooking this one up for a while, so it's gonna be pretty stinky!"

>>41952864
https://files.catbox.moe/jx0ud0.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/x6vcy5.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/3ea8re.mp3
Scatfag

look at these cute shark waitresses

>>41954218
im happy for you and your cute shark waitresses

>>41954091
>>41952098
That's certainly amusing.

TWO MORE WEEKS

>>41932688
Esl...

>>41932688
You retard made it sound like she will achieve 99% of what they both done

>>41955410
Cowards put tits on Gura

>>41950300
Yeah, if Gura wasn't an adult why would her diaper packages say "adult diapers" on them?

>>41944616
>>41950300
I want to have sex with this so bad...

I love Gura as a person

I love Gura

I love Gura as my wife

Gura loves me

Love Gura

Just Gura

i love Gura and I hope she’s having fun in Japan. I miss her T_T

Gura

G

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>>41957028
B

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Gubra my beloved

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>>41957421
>>41957429
>>41957435
>>41957454
>>41957476

I love GuGrU

ggugruaw gubra

>>41957552
Yes that's the name of my wife

>>41957594
Me getting eaten by the way

Will Gooba ever stream RDR2 again? Why did she ever stop?

>>41957661
>Why did she ever stop
Shit PC performance and the game was crashing in a certain town for her.

>>41957661
her game was having issues with the graphics freaking out

uwu thank you for supporting the shart!
The goopy goober goop goopkus gargingle goop poopy poopus goomba!

>>41954091
how many samples does it usually take to sound close to the real thing?

I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

I just want to raise this creature, is that too much to ask?

>>41954218
The hypnosis on Gura is interesting, but the real feat is getting Gawr into the maid uniform without it.

I just want to marry this creature, is that too much to ask?

>>41959483
yeah, because she's already married to me

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>>41959537
It was funny at first, but you guys really need to stop pretending to be me, it's getting a little weird.

>>41959666
Now post it without crying, satanchama

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>41960010
You're the onahole of /ggg/ now, bend over

>>41944616
Isn't it obvious? you just know

>>41959064
Rape is bad

Oyasame. Someone wake me if there's shark activity please.

>>41961049
Pedophilia is bad too.

Child Idol

>>41929557
believe it

How much are you gonna SC for her return stream? You'll try to make up for all the months you didn't send anything, right?

>>41961552
body shaming gura isnt nice

>>41961624
Child idol who pleasures old men both orally and anally

What do you guys talk about, there's literally no new Gura content. How is this thread alive

>>41961658
Nothing. I have to save up for all the upcoming merch.

>>41961658
No, not unless she actually streams. If she does, I'll slowly go back to what I used to, if she doesn't then I wont.

>>41961799
Go back to catalog faggot

>>41961799
it’s alive to piss you off

>>41961658
She doesn’t deserve a fucking penny. You cuck.

>>41961909
Cry about it, faggot. I'm gonna send her a thousand bucks on her first 2 streams, luv me shork.

>>41961960
Based

>>41961909
>t.cuck

https://vocaroo.com/1hp9Vi9sMtDS

>>41962032
Can I redeem those?

>>41961850
>>41961859
Wow, what a reaction, and you have still dare to say chumbuds are not nasty shitposters ? Yikes brothers, this is not how a man should behave

cute little morning shark seethe

>>41962138
Holy ESL…

Reminder that I love gooba the most

>>41962068
damn the gura voice is severely lacking compared to the one the mori anti cooked up huh
https://voca.ro/1lfR98pIrXQK
still gura joi anywhere near the level of quality as this mori voice would be so hot

>>41962068
Doesn't sound like Gura at all

>>41962226
So you can't say anything of value ?

Slit.

>>41963283
doko?

>>41963351
koko

>>41963400
TSKR

I want to kiss her little cunny so bad...

I JUST WANT HER BACK