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41867014 No.41867014 [Reply] [Original]

>you get to date your oshi and she's everything you ever wanted
BUT
>once a month she beats you savagely for 10 minutes straight
>she never hurts you badly enough to be life threatening or require medical assistance but it hurts really really badly. she's blood lusted during this and can't hold back beyond that
>she will always be stronger than you during this episodes, you can't train to defend yourself

Other than this the relationship will be perfect and she will love you completely. Do you accept?

>> No.41867160

Don't threaten me with a good time.
Fuck yeah.

>> No.41867171

option C: i kill myself

>> No.41867326

>>41867014
This followed by gooey penitent aftercare would unironically Stockholm me pretty easily. I'm an abused husband-in-waiting.

>> No.41867651

literally zero downsides

>> No.41867748

>>41867014
Where's the downside?

>> No.41867831

>>41867014
Where's the downside??

>> No.41867998
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41867998

YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes

>> No.41868291
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41868291

>aki savagely beats me for 10 mins
>i get to savagely breed her afterwards with my adrenaline fueled erection

>> No.41868512

>>41867014
>date your oshi
literally impossible, I'm 3d she's 2d

>> No.41869443

>>41867014
This scenario was either written by a manlet or a woman.

>> No.41869489

>>41867014
>she never hurts you badly enough to be life threatening or require medical assistance
Thanks for this part. Now the money I would have spent on hospital fees can be spent saving up for our home large enough to house our 9 children.

>> No.41869893

>>41867014
how bigs the strength difference?I have beaten people stronger than me. there is more to a fight than strength. It helps, but positioning, instinct and ergonomics. I'm not some "womens self defense" or "Too deadly to often be used" cult of personality mcdojo goer. fighting against people of similar or greater skill levels who aren't just playing along is the shit I live for.

>> No.41870158

>>41867014
Fuck yeah, sign me up.

>> No.41870703

>>41867651
>>41867748
>>41867831
The downside is that it's only for 10 minutes a month

>> No.41871765

>>41867014
well im 6 foot 1 and i weigh 270 pounds (mostly muscle) i wouldnt ever let a woman hit me, she could try but i would destroy her so badly she would never try again, and i would also get to have sex with my oshi so its a win win for me idk about you guys haha

>> No.41871893

>>41867014
You're basically sealing the deal for me anon

>> No.41872010

>>41867014
>during this episodes
preventively tie the person

>> No.41872092

>>41871765
Who's your oshi you fat fuck?

>> No.41872104

>>41867014
Im very strong if she dont use a weapon she cant hurt me

>> No.41872105
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>>41867014
Pretty sure korosuki already have a worse deal than that

>> No.41872120

>>41867014
Just once a month?

>> No.41872131
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>>41867014
Can we sweeten the deal even more and have her violently rape me after?

>> No.41872133

>>41868291
>afterwards
not the remaining 29/30d:23h:50m:00s

>> No.41872158

>>41867014
are you sure you've thought this through?

>> No.41872744

>>41871765
Your heart would like you to drop some weight.

>> No.41872927

>>41867014
That's literally what it's already like to be a deadbeat, just without the love remuneration. Hence the name.

>> No.41878103

>>41867014
YESYESYES

>> No.41878434

>>41867014
Are you fucking brain dead? Getting beat the shit out of you by a woman in a relationship it's the only good part of about it.

>> No.41878571
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>>41867014
What's the downside?

>> No.41878664

>>41867014
So how women usually get when they have their periods? You can fix that by knocking them up.

>> No.41879845

>>41878571
In your case I can infer that it would be mori doing it so there's that.

>> No.41880347

>>41878571
For you? Having to date mori

>> No.41880488
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>>41867014
my body is ready

>> No.41880576

>>41867014
>Once a month gets bitchy

That's every woman you retard

>> No.41880610
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>>41867014
The only thing that would worry me is her knowing that she did that to me and the guilt she would feel. If she blacks out for the entirety of the beating I completely accept, all I want for my oshi is for her to be happy so no guilt allowed.

>> No.41880643

>>41867014
10 minutes of beating from a 5 foot midget?
do your worst

>> No.41880753

Lamy already beats me in her drunken rage so what's the difference?

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>pic related
practically a pillow fight

>> No.41880827

>>41867014
I would even pay for this.

>> No.41881968

>>41867014
my oshi is aqua so yeah, that would be hilarious.

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>>41868291

>> No.41883854

>>41867014
That'd be like a dream come true, I'm M.

>> No.41886699

>>41867014
Is this a trick question? I would let Gura or Fuyo kick the shit out of me for 10 minutes a month no matter how bad it hurt, if they loved me the other 99.99% of the time.

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>>41867014
>Do you accept?
who do you think i am?

>> No.41892117

>>41867014
Sign me tf up, thats an absolutely win

>> No.41892262

Haachama feeds me poison in preparation for the moment she gets to beat the shit out of me at my most vulnerable before feeding me super vitamins and starting the cycle again. goddamn I'm rock hard now

>> No.41892267

>>41867014
Is the violence set to a specific time/day of the month or is every one of these ass beatings a surprise?

>> No.41892420

>>41879845
>>41880347
Where’s the downside?

>> No.41892501

Suisei is underweight and unathletic so I'll take it

>> No.41892546

>>41867014
doesn't matter, I get to hatefuck and rape her till she gets pregnant afterwards

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>>41867014
Concidering I'm a musclehead, she would need to be a total tank to beat me like that. No, hard pass.

>> No.41892769

>>41867014
Where's the downside?

>> No.41893061

>>41867014
Hard pass because I would have to kill her the first time. I never tolerate that shit. Yes, I identify as a woman.

>> No.41893812
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>>41867014
Only 10 minutes?

>> No.41893861

>>41867014
Is it possible to agree with her on a "no face" policy? I don't want to have to explain it at work

>> No.41897572

>>41867014
just for 10mins? my dad use to beat me longer then that. IM IN BABI

>> No.41897746

>>41867014
of course yes im not gay

>> No.41903295

>>41867014
sure

>> No.41903344

>>41867014
Not possible, I'm a man and they are women. They could train their entire lives and never be as strong as me without training ever

>> No.41903435
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>>41867014
Yes.

>> No.41909436

>>41867014
I prefer real women

>> No.41909832

>>41867014
She'd have to restrain me because I would likely fight back (or attempt to) thus enraging her further and maybe beating me longer than 10 minutes. I would also have to be gagged because I would say things that I'd regret saying.
But I'd never leave her even if she makes me fear for my life. She'd be all I have in life and I wouldn't be able to cope on my own.

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>>41867014
I'll shoot her with a lolification beam instead and pump her full of cum 24/7

>> No.41911253

>>41868512
I'm sure she will have her 3D debut one day.

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