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wuca love! 10 more hours...

The real way to fix this thread is to stop making it.

I fucked up the captcha twice. now I don't know which thread will stay up

>>41793090
this one if it keeps being used, dont delete this one meidos

dont delete this one janny the other one is a troll thread
>>41793071
yeah

LOVE my pathetic cute whore little brother alban !

why can't you guys decide on one op already. do a poll or something

>>41793236
we already did, its a troll

>>41793236
this is the correct OP, the last 2 threads were samefagged and shitposted to death, the mods deleted the real thread and left the troll thread

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! Both threads are fucked...

mgmg

yes this is the real thread with the new rules added

>>41793406
Will you die without hetship posting?

ver love!

>>41793278
>>41793388
So just to check, genderbends are okay? That's the only difference I see between the two Ops.

>>41793521
genderbends of the boys have always been fine, yes

the absolute state of this thread

>>41793521
I was wrong both threads are fucked I didn't see it, if sisters can't recognize the same shitposter who wants to fuck the thread for three months I don't care anymore
> No girls or hetships.
Just get this out of the OP it's retarded.

>>41793446
you only needed to add "new rules" because of shitposting trolls that ignore the existing rules anyway which wouldn't be nearly as much of a problem if fags here could stop biting the laziest fucking bait

>>41793518
ver love handles!

>>41793654
and they're not ignoring it so glad you get the point. we can start looping this discussion for the 7th hour again if you want.
>>41793655
no

>>41793687
Handles what?

>>41793521
I was wrong both threads are fucked I didn't see it, if sisters can't recognize the same shitposter who wants to fuck the thread for three months I don't care anymore
> No girls or hetships.
Just get this out of the OP it's retarded.

>>41793714
*ver's love handles

>>41793687
Handles what?

>>41793780
Ver's love handles what?

>>41793406
Anons can't help but fight over the most retarded things instead of just ignoring it and posting, sometimes this thread is hopeless.

>>41793687
uooh i will feed him lots of donuts until his blood sugar shoots up

>>41793805
english muzukashii. love handles are the fat on your hips

>>41793687
uooh i will feed him lots of donuts until his blood sugar shoots up

sonny is streaming today, therefore it will be a good day

What is going on, why is everyone double posting?

Posting men (with women) is on-topic in this thread!

rewatching noctyx collab...i love these boys so much TT

new rules are retarded but can we just accept these 2 new ones and forget about this...it's so tiresome we had this same loop for the whole fucking day. anons are stupid but that will never change, no matter what's in the op

>>41793910
sorry it's just me, i don't know what happened

new rules are retarded but can we just accept these 2 new ones and forget about this...it's so tiresome we had this same loop for the whole fucking day. anons are stupid but that will never change, no matter what's in the op

>>41793943
might as well

>>41793943
might as well

I like forced feminization. I want Auban to wake up with a cunt suddenly, he hates it! He still identifis as male, these new girl hormones are messing with his brain and making him feel unwelcome in his own body. Sonny being an opportunistic creep molests the Sexcat, massaging his clit and sticking a finger up there. It feels so strange but he can't help but moan! He is stripped naked and fucked against his will without protection. A few days later, his tummy feels strange, he starts craving food and vomiting. It turns out he's pregnant! Sonny pats his head and gives him a menacing look. It scares Alban from trying to get an abortion.

>>41793943
>can we just accept these 2 new ones
no. i will never kneel to a shitposter. it has always been
>Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

>>41793910
Genderbend schizo's retarded twin from another dimension is acting pissy and shitting up threads.

>>41793910
Genderbend schizo's retarded twin from another dimension is acting pissy and shitting up threads.

>>41794106
>Genderbend schizo's retarded twin from another dimension
kek

>>41794102
you're kneeling to the shitposter if it gets taken out regardless, once its out theyre just going to spam the girls because "it's allowed" and continue this copypasta shit

>>41794102
you're kneeling to the shitposter if it gets taken out regardless, once its out theyre just going to spam the girls because "it's allowed" and continue this copypasta shit

I'm tired.
Baamen.

I'm still excited about the Monster Camp collab and I'm still going to talk about it in this thread, even if the OP is retarded and should be changed back!

>>41794206
baamen.....at least there's wife and pio-chan soon

>>41793943
conceding 2/3 new rules jsn't going to stop this retard >>41793923 from shitting up the thread, last time the genderbend schizo shit up multiple threads over the whole day and we survived. stop trying to negotiate with someone who's obviously acting in bad faith. just learn to report and hide posts. if you have kurobaex you can even remove posts and all future replies so you don't see them in the first place.

>>41794220
shut the fuck up already

>>41794206
baamen

I'm still excited about the Monster Camp collab and I'm still going to talk about it in this thread, even if the OP is retarded and should be changed back!

Please use "Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers" in the next thread.

>>41794166
>they're just going to spam the girls because "it's allowed"
this has happened multiple times in the past and did we change the rules? no. theyre going to continue ignoring the rules anyway so why should we be the ones adjusting?

>>41794206
baamen...

>>41794166
>they're just going to spam the girls because "it's allowed"
this has happened multiple times in the past and did we change the rules? no. theyre going to continue ignoring the rules anyway so why should we be the ones adjusting?

i can feel this thread is going to get sacked so someone better be ready to bake again

>>41794232
Says the shitposter. Girls have always been allowed to be posted about here as long as it's with the boys. Discussions and pictures. I'm not going to kneel to you because you piss your pants over seeing a female.

>>41794316
no rules, add rules, get shitposts, bend so they can schizo out, dont they still schizo out. might as well delete this entire thread

>>41794333 (me)
my image....i forgot it...

>>41793871
high blood sugar ...high cholesterol

chubby kaichou

>>41794232
Says the shitposter. Girls have always been allowed to be posted about here as long as it's with the boys. Discussions and pictures. I'm not going to kneel to you because you piss your pants over seeing a female.

>>41794376
pictures have never been allowed but I agree with the rest

>>41794376
ESLchama theyre agreeing with you

>>41794220
Based. Elira and Scarle will be on topic and there's nothing unicorns can do about it because it involves Fuuchan and Doppio too.

>>41794363
This general deserves to be in /trash/ atp

>>41794376
ESLchama theyre agreeing with you

Did Ver mention what time the lantern rite stream that he's doing in place of the delayed 1month collab will be?

Alright /MANS/ tourists, you can't make this place like your split. Luxnoc precedes Tempiss, we don't give a shit about your split culture.

>>41794464
so excited for their collab

>24 hours thread
>24 hours loop
i'm proud of us

>>41794220
Based. Elira and Scarle will be on topic and there's nothing unicorns can do about it because it involves Fuuchan and Doppio too.

>>41794391
>might as well delete this entire thread
This but unironically since it's basically NijiEN 2 anyway with how much people talk about the girls here.

shu love!!!

fucking damn I miss him so much I'll hug him and cockwarm him zhsbejsjak

>24 hours thread
>24 hours loop
i'm proud of us

>no fulgur stream
>no luxiem streams
>no noctyx streams
>no iluna streams
>no xsoleil streams
the boys should've streamed more, copypasta this too

>>41794509
I wish Shu was in the collab so I can get some crumbs. I love the "guy chases girl but girl ignores guy but secretly thinks about him" dynamic.

I, for one, think these threads would be better if Chinese people were not allowed in them.

>>41794680
I want flags enabled on this board for just one day

this would've never happened if they gave fuuchan 3d

>>41794655
i think the members in the collab would be too much for him, but do miss him

>>41794734
i highly doubt there are actual chinese people from china /here/, you'd just see a bunch of NA flags from immigrants

I just wish Sonny was my actual big brother so we could hang out, cook together, play games together, sleep in the same bed… he’d take perfect care of me I just know it. He’d sneakily grope me during the nights we cling to each other. I’m totally oblivious to it, and he takes full advantage of how heavily I sleep, carefully feeling out the size of my developing chest and relishing in sick pleasure over the fact that I’m not even old enough to be wearing trainings bras yet… aaah. I love Sonny so much.

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

I bet you would force the girls splits to talk about guys too right? Go and spam art of the girls with guys in their split and tell them the same things. They should also have to be welcoming of male liver discussion.

You know what fine I'll pray.
Bad cess on you. Devil take you. May you never prosper. The first drop of water to quench your thirst — may it boil in your bowels. May the flesh rot off your bones, and fall away putrid before your eyes. May your limbs wither and the stench of your rotten carcass be too horrible for hungry dogs. May you fade into nothing, like snow in summer. May you be accursed in the sight of God, and hated by your fellow man. May you die without a priest. May the Almighty’s curse rest on your children. This, I pray.
Baamen.

>>41794490
i don't believe he did. all i remember him saying was that the collab stream's time was messed up anyways cause it overlapped a bit with pomu

vox should've just continued as a fromsoft streamer, it's better for his health and i like his autism for the games

Fuuchan and Pio-chan with Elira and Scarle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbcGK1Symc4

>>41794870
b-baamen...

When will Doppio cum on my Happy Meal?

>>41794870
baamen? eeggh...

>>41794870
baamen.....

>>41794870
baadmen!

WIFE

I like to believe Sonny is one of the shitposters and he wants this split dead

that's the perfect fugi for pio

>>41795110
kek

wife and dopi already so cute!

>>41794771
You think so? I feel like they'd all give each other plenty of chances to speak. Shu might spill his spaghetti trying to impress Elira which I think is so adorable. Also this illustration is gorgeous! Adding this one to my folder.

wow wife only used that fugi once before

>>41795110
i believe this rrat

>>41795110
try harder sonny

>>41794539
if you truly hate the girls and hate seeing discussion of them so bad, you should grow the fuck up. without them, we wouldn’t have our boys. i don’t see why posting an image of them here or there or writing a hetship fanfic would be so detrimental to the thread.

Narrator Pio! I hope we get lots of fun VA this time too!

>>41795110
My fatherbrotherhusband Sanii is protecting me from the toxicity of this split(but he's a main thread user). He's arguing with himself off cooldown and spamming the awful hetship art to kill this thread and shield my eyes. It's for my protection afterall, fatherbrotherhusband Sanii knows what's best for me and I do not question his methods.

>>41795200
nta but we don't need to lick their balls just because they're important...this is the male general for the love of god. nenfem doesn't have problems like this and we all know why

>>41795150
they would! but elira also bullies him a lot so he would probably avoid saying too much

quick, lets cast the livers as our resident thread shitposter boogieman as a false sense of thread unity for a few seconds!

>>41795288
why are you so sensitive to someone viewing a woman as important or worthy of respect? get your head out of your ass.

cum sock...

>Bug Fubles and Fookinsteins

>>41795376
all of them are sonny, i am also sonny

>>41795200
Now say this about the guys in main or in one of the female splits. Luxiem made the girls more popular. Also this is the MALE thread you will not combust into a thousand pieces if you talk about just males here and if it's that triggering for you then maybe you should grow the fuck up retard.

>>41795401
>why are you [headcanon]
i'm just saying that this is the male split where did you get all that from kek

>>41795474
cope

>>41795484
haha you're seething

>>41795414
fublez with a Z like renvaderZ...

>>41795414
Oh, I'm sorry. Bug Fublez!

>>41794955
>>41794984
>>41795001
>>41795006
Thank You for your faithful prayers, may you be spared on the Day of Reckoning.

>>41795544
the day of reckoning...what's that

remember when we kicked that one quildren out for not shutting up about reimu? good old times

>>41795464
did women kill your dog?

>>41795614
you're remembering it wrong because they went on a fucking rampage on the thread calling everyone unicorns who didnt agree with them

>>41795299
And then later Elira would feel a little guilty and let him talk more to make up for it! I like to imagine Shu feels a little sad about getting bullied but fhen feels better after he notices that she's trying to let him speak more! Ahhh my heart

>>41795272
Briskadets will find a way to sexualize everything, and I'm one of them, amen sister. If Sonny is /here/ and he wants this place dead, I support him unconditionally. I will be distraught that all the regulars I'm parasocial to will be gone but Sonny's needs are more important than mine.

>>41795671
kek I forgot about that

>>41795670
Did men kill your grandma?

Piochan is a horse fucker!

>>41795713
they blew it out of proportion when it was just one anon saying they wanted alone time with him because he's been gone so long and they turned it into "YOU HATE YOUR OSHI'S FRIENDS AND DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE FRIENDS?"

>>41795749
no they gangnam style

You're not even defending real women they're all PNGs for fuck's sake. None of them will have lesbian scissor sex with you.

Holy SHIT! It's literally one schizo arguing with himself off cooldown

>i didn't, i got laid last time

>>41795842
Fuuchan is the only non-virgin!
>I want to take my mom
Fuuchan...

well when i say mommy i mean it in a romantic way

>>41795690
they’re based for that and we should go back to our roots and start hornyposting

FAT CAT

>>41795902
fans are just like their oshi

>>41795927
long cat !

I hope someone romances the robot this time

>>41795690
Kadet no! If Sonny told you to starve yourself would you do it?

>>41795599
The Sheep and the Goats

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

“They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

wife doesn't know what sequoias and camembert is..... my ignorant streetrat wife........

>>41796024
Nta but I definitely would

>>41796056
oh..

wife doing butt stuff in international waters!

Fuuchan doing illegal butt stuff in international waters!

wife choosing the one to do illegal butt stuff in international waters

>>41795614
The unicorn one who was complaining about the drunk stream even though they got solo Ike all week? Yeah I'm glad she's gone.

doppio..

PIO-CHAN LOVES WAXING HIS BALLS

>>41795977
smol cat

>>41796165
>>41796181
>>41796192
the hivemind is back... home

pio’s smoothed waxed balls!

>>41796231
Hi Reimu

>>41796024
He would never do that but....if he talked to me seductively and promised he would love me every second until I die of starvation......uwaaaa

>>41796231
who whistled for you to come defend yourself kek

it’s equally cute and cringe of wife that he snorts and giggles at tumblrcore humour

Muffled Fuuchan...

wife is so into this, cute

muffled whiney wife!

>>41796383
it's very endearing... he's so good at those types of games too.

>>41796383
wife is at heart a cringy tumblr kid, I still think he is a liar for saying he wasn't on tumblr.

>>41795779
Plus that's obviously a newfag. "X HATE" or ">X calls in turn, off stream" jokes have been made since the beginning of the main thread, it has nothing to do with being a unicorn its blatant shitposting. We literally do the same for the guys too, Aster arguably gets more hate here than any of the girls combined.

>>41796238
naughty cat !

>>41796260
hi bish

>>41796457
and we still have arcadians here, just that simple. some people aren't meant to be here

Fuuchan is lonely because no one remembered his birthday...please just celebrate it this year...

>>41794821
You'd never be able to hear or feel his shaky breath hot on your ear as he tries to hold back his moans while he jerks off between your legs with one hand and desperately feels you up with the other... he can't stop himself from cumming on your thighs and panties, and debates whether to risk finally waking you up by slipping out of bed to grab a tissue before somewhat guiltily wiping it off with the hem of your nightgown and pulling your unconscious body closer into his own again as he drifts off to sleep.

>>41796452
he recognizes homestuck, he's a liar

wife cuuuute! muffle your crying more please!

wife muffled sounds make me want to rape him

Are all comfydants rapists?

>>41796649
You have to actually commit rape to be a rapist. Aspiring rapists, maybe.

hex cameo

>>41796649
Does it count if you want someone else to do it?

>>41796649
that should be obvious in his third stream where wife admitted he liked to be rape

>>41794821
>>41796544
hehehehe i'm going to crosspost this and main thread will be unsurprised and ask you to keep cooking

>>41796760
Why?

wife's whore voice....

>>41795779
We get newfags who do that all the time. Same thing happened when reimu and petra came into vox's new year totsu and newfags came out of the sewers with "LET HIM TALK TO HIS FRIENDS" when it wasn't that big a deal in the first place.

>>41796649
i remember that yume comfydant wants priest wife to gaslight and rape them instead

>>41796812
I find your hornyposting aspirational and want to share it with likeminded nerds

>>41796900
?

>>41796883
Reverse rapist

>>41796523
whore cat

stop calling alban fat he's not fat!

>>41796861
it's never that big of a deal, if they're not saying it in chat i don't care if they say it in the thread. better outlet than spamming it in chat or comments and causing drama

good night milord, see you later for minecraft

>>41796900
fuck off Sonny stop trying to kill this split, you'll never divide us

pio-chan is going to fuck the pizza.....

>>41796977
He's a chunky boy, look at his hand!

>>41797040
burger fucking anon finally got the truth

Fuuchan wants an ancient king to have first night rights with him on his marriage night! And also Pio-chan is fucking a pizza right now!

>>41796977
Accept him the way he is!

>>41797072
i want them to finger me

>>41797076
flexing your extra-large privileges on wife

>>41797072
his paws are so cute...

>>41797072
UOOOOOOOOOOH T0T

>>41797072
luca's finger looks so long

>>41797244
Perfect for fingering

>>41795200
Where'd you post those fanfics? I'm starved for good het ship material.

>>41797315
uoooh please

I ship maleanon tourist x femanon yume
GO HATESEX!

oh boy the hetship faggots are here to try and "own the unicorns" again, joy

>>41797409
I ship my foot with your ass

>>41797409
kys retard

>>41797350
i post them on the BTS fanfic forum but swap the livers names for BTS members so no one finds out

>>41797525
My sides

>>41797392

>>41796760
Nyoooo!

>>41797416
Posting about men (forma con mujeres) in the thread is on-topic!

>>41797525
Who's who. Is luca jungkook anon i need to know

>>41797677
Kotoko or whatever your name is please clean your vagina

>>41795200
Out of this entire board, there are 5 or 6 threads tops that are for male vtubers. Out of dozens and dozens of threads and gens. I don't hate women, I'm membered to a couple of the girls, but I just want this thread to stay strictly on topic. I would prefer minimal discussion of the girls here specifically, and I don't know why this bothers you so much (unless you're a tourist or troll, if course). Also, yes, I've been here since the beginning and helped keep luxnoc threads alive originally to get them past the initial LOE trolling phase.

>>41797072
thank you for reminding me i haven't posted this webm in a hot minute

>>41797786
bowler hat

>>41797762
Mysta likes her stinky pussy because it reminds him of home and his moldy desk and dishes.

god this game is so boring....wife....anything for you

>>41796544
God this is hot

>>41795200
No. fuck you.

>>41797836
the drip go crazy

>>41797875
I'm just going to say this but if Mysta was a woman he'd have the most untamed bush and the stinkiest unwashed vag ever and you know ir

>>41796544
this makes me want to have a husband so bad

>>41797784
i don't think most anons know the whole point this thread was created was because a single mention of the boys in main caused gender wars that would happen for hours and hours just because we wanted to livepost a stream. it's not that difficult of a concept to stick to being on topic at all when it was because we got kicked out.

Why the fuck is my Mysta always used for shitposting ITT? Posting FoxAkuma to own the schizos. Posting genderbent art of him to own the schizos. Hetshipping him to own the schizos. Use your own oshi for this shit you pricks.

>>41798008
You want to be molestes by your husband while you’re sleeping?

>>41797997
sonny in a subsitute teacher's clothes with a bowler hat, add in his floral pants from the thanksgiving art

>>41798101
yeah

>>41798000
I'm pretty sure his male bush is already untamed...

>>41798101
yeah somnophilia is hot

>>41798074
it's the anti-mystake schizo who shits on him to own the mystakeschizo who doesn't even care at this point

>>41797784
Not caring about girls on a board filled with incels that love cute anime girls is a crime punishable by jail time, please understand. Why do you think the "i hate women" poster is seen as such a huge evil but males in the main thread say they hate male vtubers all the time but get zero backlash for it?

>>41797784
You replied..... he's obviously a troll who hates women and wants to get us to infight so he can crosspost and go "hah look at these tribalistic wamen, they're nothing like us civilized brothers", it's best to ignore and drown out with gay fan art

no vox pov
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1618805558269865984

>>41798148
He probably smells sweaty and stinky down there because he's a nasty little gremlin.

>>41798000
T o T would he be a gyaru just like Kotoka too? I feel like he'd be into the fashion. They would make a good lesbian couple.

i want an alban project sekai handcam stream.....watching his little hands tap the screen in frustration when he misses a note TOT so cute....

>>41798234
based

>>41798296
yeah so it's not outfits. WHEN WILL THIS PAIN END. RELEASE IT ALREADY

everyone called me a schizo when I said I was worried about mysta and kotoka collabing. well this is why.

>>41796544
this but shu when he's up all night and needs a breather from work or after his post-work game sessions

>>41798296
>some mfs dont know how to behave
the mood for this entire day

>>41798101
Yes

>>41798074
But I unironically like FoxAkuma and have written an entire fanfic plot about them. Callint it shitposting just because you don't like the ship sounds like a (You) problem.

>>41798123
throw in the boots from the famimart collab and the sims 4 townie eyeball ring for good measure

wife your tumblrcore humor.....

>>41798430
sonny brisko drip

>>41798421
You know damn well what context I mean that in.

>>41798307
He'll be so embarrassed showing his chubby hands while trying to impress us ToT

>>41798458
He's having fun, and that's all that matters!

>>41798469
dont reply to the schizo

>>41798469
No, I don't. Please elaborate.

>>41798306
He would be an E-girl since he's a self-proclaimed tech wear enjoying E-boy, or he'd be a goth girl since he finds that hot. Ripped fishnets, micromini skirt, leather jacket and a button up with those tits strap that meloco has.

.....I like Monster Prom I played it drunk with a lot of my college mates and we had lots of fun, my favorite part is cucking another player

>>41798458
Tumblr humour feels so young but you know any fucker that makes a tumblr esque joke is at least 25.

wife kettle thank you god

>>41798640
every post by a briskadet just makes sense that it's by them

>>41798514
i think it's cute but how is it worse than mine. i'm going to strangle his puppet again. god his kettle laugh is so cute

>>41798201
I know, I know.
>>41798234
I don't think this is a main thread troll problem. I think we had some twitter and doxxsite users migrate and they brought their chronically online values with them, and if that's accurate, I'm genuinely hoping to at least get them to shut up for a little bit and think about why "on topic spaces" doesn't equate to some kind of hate crime.

doppio is very good with his butt

>>41798763
>I think we had some twitter and doxxsite users migrate and they brought their chronically online values with them
after that tranny raid i believe this

>>41798234
>smoothbrained
>the schizo wants the sisters to infight so he can crosspost and shit on women
>galaxybrained
>the schizo is egging briskadets on to write increasingly esotetic fanfics so he can crosspost to main thread for some reason

>>41798567
Sexooooooooo

>>41798666
the fucking yuzuru hanyu mention

>>41798763
kick them out, fuck teaching them anything.

>>41798790
>pio-chan is good with his butt
>wife is good with his butt
THEY ARE

The character in this game just knit with her butt, while Vox can't even knit with needles...

>>41798763
Nah I'm gonna keep calling him a man so I can reply YWNBAW everytime

>>41798832
What did Yuzuru Hanyu do four years ago, I don't get it.

PISS KINK LOVERS WAKE UP

>>41798885
I don't think Vox can knit even if the spirit of a grandmother possessed him

another watersports mention with doppio

>>41798802
Very jarring to see a bunch of people campaigning for trans rights on 4chan while also calling a bunch of random fans fat.

>>41798975
yuri on ice, that's not really a tumblr take

>>41798975
He is really good at Ice skating

wife is more interested in the dads than the demon boy

>>41798234
So where's the crosspost then? Has anyone done it yet or were you all just that mindbroken by the one single time a regular came by that was just observing you fighting amongst yourselves and posting doxx like it was nothing? I swear you fags never take accountability for your own actions and just make up some boogeyman you can blame it on instead of stopping to think "hey maybe that was one of us and we should tell that person to fuck off instead of enabling them by saying it was a shitposter from a different thread".

>>41798975
won gold at the olympics, he was everyone's favorite asian boy and was everywhere

>>41799098
YWNBAW

>>41799098
you hate this thread yet you still post here

>>41799033
Not the same people, generally.

>>41798296
VOX IS /here/

I wish I had a former hikki boyfriend like Sonny..

>>41798975
anon.... he won the Olympics, but more importantly his twinkish asian body fueled those weirdo tumblr rpf fujos to stalkworship him like their other rpf interests, mass murders...

god damn doppio, that was hot

HNGNNGN NP PIOCHAN MOANS

not the kind of ERP i was expecting from wife but somehow it suits him

>>41799033
its funnier when you think about we had a whole thread about racism and no one said a thing

>>41799098
male detected

>>41799098
Who's your oshi, sweetheart, let me post cute fanart to soothe your ruffled feathers

>>41799296
literally because only main thinks this place posts doxxing

every /vt/ newfag should post on: /a/, /mu/, /co/, /jp/ and /vg/ first, and stick to one of them for at least a year before they're allowed here

>>41799213
You need to groom a man /here/ into being a normal functional human being and then become his girlfriend, that is the only way to guarantee and former hikki bf.

>>41799340
How about this? I'm not doing shit and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>41799340
Baamen.

>>41799340
thank you sonny, looking forward to your stream

>>41799378
based

>>41799292
The racism thing was funny because it ended with kill all white people just like back during my tumblr days.

why is doppio's hex voice so funny

>>41799340
>/co/
>/vg/
Literally Twitter 2.0.
Even /pol/ is a better representation of the site's greater culture, and it's NOT.

>>41799139
>>41799156
>>41799296
>>41799299
>literally defending doxx/PL shit
I'm not even surprised anymore. None of you take responsibility for your own actions and just spam BL and that's why this thread is always shit. Don't complain about the thread being garbage then.

>>41799378
I’ve tried to do that on /soc/ multiple times but I get close to getting doxxed or murdered. Not worth it.

>>41799378
dont do this, i tried and these men dont know how to hold a conversation to save their life. he will also stalk the thread to see when youre online or not

I love that everyone cracks up every time Pio-chan does his Hex voice.

>>41799340
No, kill yourself.

>unironically attempting to date men /here/
if you retards ever had any sense of self-preservation it's long out the window now

>>41799469
the white girl's apology and "i laugh at my whiteness, let them have their fun" really sold it.

>>41799435
>still shitposting with Mysta
Fuck off already

>>41799488
>spam BL
Come on, at least try a little and pretend like you like male vtubers. Just for me, darling?

>>41799577
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed my dumbass.

>>41799562
half of us want to kill ourselves if our oshi doesn't stream for a week and you think we have self-preservation

>>41799424
>>41799539
>>41799488
>>41799562
YWNBAW

>wife likes black

>>41799617
This is the shitposter, by the way.

>>41799562
I do everything I do to get closer and closer to death

>>41799633
love you white girl, made my day

>>41799624
No no no anon you see, we like the girls more than the guys here.

>>41799562
Prior to the existence of this thread, there was a kindred who ate baby food for weeks to buy merch and a briskadet that gave lithium out on a playground. Self preservation and coming /here/ are mutually exclusive traits.

wife... magenta lingerie over red? really?

>>41799684
Black what??? Men???

>>41799492
>>41799505
Maybe try grooming a bud they seem cutely autistic and semi normal

>>41799758
pink wife REAL

>>41799788
sister.....NO

>>41799788
i want a man to dominate me not a man who wants me to dominate him.

>>41799707
YWNBAW

>"Hex watches the Great British Bake Off"

awwww, piochan loves GBBO

>>41799788
I don’t want to be near a South East Asian

Reminder that men are made only for having sex with other men

>>41799776
kyo...

>>41799758
That's Pio's colour!

Dang I didn't know tumblr people liked Bake Off too, I thought that was just my mother and me because I tried it because of my mother and it's actually a great show.

>>41799788
How many newfags are here? Did you all memoryhole "oink" or the rapist buds?

>hex LOVES 90 day adoption

>>41799871
quilldren, kindred, comfydant, takaradachi?

>>41799776
anon...

>>41799788
I want to dominate a bud

>>41799719

>>41799816
what? they one's I've talked to seem fine...

>>41799911
SEXXXXXX WIFE DRESSING UP IN LINGERIE FOR PIO!

>>41799814

>>41799719
But I am posting women already?

>>41799936
anon... you are /here/ this is tumblr2.0

GAMER WAVE MEMBER LIST LEAKED

John Egbert
Dave Strider
Jake English
Dirk Strider
Sollux Captor
Karkat Vantas

>>41799944
If I don't acknowledge them then they're not real

>>41799944
i filtered them after the farmer bud disappeared

>>41799978
you don't understand, i guess its best to stay pure and ignorant

>>41800069
ISRAEL

>>41800069
These all seem like names made by one of those "name generators" for writers.

>>41800069
>English
HOLY SHIT WE GOT ANOTHER BONGBOY

Sonny Brisko is a stinky cute faggot

>>41800069
WHERE IS PAUL WHERE IS MY NFT SELLING OFFICE WORKER

>>41800069
this session of sburb would crash and burn before they could leave their native planet

>>41800137
>el no sabe

>>41800069
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up i dont want to read these names again

>>41800069
BROTHERS THAT WAVE

>>41799776
He's just like me fr fr

WIFE AS A SEX ANDROID GROOMING AI WIFE INTO LIKING RAPE

>>41800148
He sold off his audition tape and resume as NFTs and now is legally not allowed to use them

I want alban to do this to me ToT

I'm the only male ITT and therefore most qualified to be sexist towards all women

Femanons BTFO this place is for BROS and GAMERS only. I don't care if you're a yume. fujo, hetshipper, newfag, tourist or whatever weird fucking pokemon thing you identify as.
If you have a cunt, I'm going to punt.

>>41800009
wife’s pleading eyes… I’m ngmi guys

>>41800307
sonny go fuck some random kid

>>41800295
PAUL NOO

>>41800307
YWNBAW- wait, fuck

>>41800256
>GROOMING AI WIFE INTO LIKING RAPE
silly, he comes pre-programed to like it

kek love it when wife is doing this extra fruity eccentric voice

>>41800307
hey im not the one who missed out on a m&g ticket and the panel ticket for my oshi twice

>>41800360
It's okay he's just waiting for cryptocurrencies to rise again so he can sell and buy back his NFTs

>>41800295
PAUL NO DON’T DO THIS TO US

>>41800442
you didn't have to do it to 'im

>>41799879
And women!

>>41800486
he's never going to get in...

WIFE SITS WITH PIOCHAN!!!!

>>41800442
That... wasn't me....that was a different kadet. I don't even live in the US and I'm a poorfag....

>>41800442
Stop, he's already dead

awwww wife sitting with pio, wife so soft for him!

>>41800586
Haha loser

wife's sexy forbidden feelings from being on the bottom...

>>41800586
there's two of you? ew

alban..9am waiting room?? NA takaradachis...you won...

>>41800657
nah, there has to be at least 3 broskadet regulars ITT

>>41800642
his sexy forbidden feelings of grooming his kohai into topping him!

>>41800069
This is fake, guys, I have an inside man that told me Patrick Bateman got in

>>41800563
It's okay Paul's trying to buy some anykara stock so he can infiltrate them from the inside to become ricky tazmania's friend!

>>41800694
there's MORE?

Sonny’s gross unwashed hikki cock

>>41800663
He's /here/ confirmed

>>41800442
kek, deserved

sex with troll Ike

>>41800694
There's the broskadet, the mexican broskadet and the baby briskadet no?

wife got the most fruitiest drink in the world

>>41800720
>ricky tazmania owns a company that sounds like anycolor so he's getting scammed

wife and his love for fruity drinks!

Actually I unironically find them pretty cute.

>>41800663
Wow, it's been a while since I last saw an evening stream from sex cat that's not a collab.

>>41800708
first alban, now doppio...

sex with troll Luca

>>41800820
baby briskadet is a girl aren't they?

>>41800586
mexican broskadet...

>>41800733
>being surprised there's a lot of briskadets
I like to imoutopost sometimes because the thought of sonny raping a loli is always hot

>>41800820
.......at least 4

Luca fingering me on a full bladder and ravaging my gspot

>>41800903
oh based, keep it up. you blend in well, continue that

>>41800816
I knooow his nook is juicy and his bulge is dexterous

>>41800891
wait what I always thought they were a dude, can you please come confirm baby kadet.

AIEEEEE SO MANY BROSKADETS, NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME MORE THAN HALF OUR REGULARS ARE ACTUALLY MALE

>>41800831
Paul is losing his money and going into debt at this point