/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41757198
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Vesper HATE

Regis HATE

vesper case still doesn't make any sense

>>41757198
sauce: https://twitter.com/ChocoroMocha/status/1618041045094371329

Jobbers why did you make two threads.

>theeeeeere ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHasOJIm1Y&t=1h24m55s

Regis FUCK

>>41757341
It's dead sis. The new meta is now Altare x rape and Vesper x meds.

>>41757357
Affectionate or hate?

>>41757341
The Castle of UUGGGGGHHHHHH

>>41757381
ships are never dead. look at narusasu.

leader love

>>41757220
>>41757231
Altnowa HATE SEX

Regina sex

>>41757381
>Altare x rape
>new meta
How new

>>41757461
Aowa...

Magni love! > Magni hug! > Magni sex!

>>41757467
It's a joke anon

Circus sex

Fujoshits HATE

>>41757490
Magmite HATE! >>>>>>>

Altare / Shinri overlap hate

SHINY SPICY LOVE AND SEX!!!

>>41757516
SEEEXXXXX T.T

Clown sex

>>41757543
R

>>41757517
this but unironically

Changing Magni's diapers!

>>41757490

>>41757581
*chu*

>>41757543
>Kekekekeke

>>41757516
ToT

BIRB PROTECC

>>41757516
I love this artist's artstyle

>>41757517
BASED

>>41757516
TOP MAGNI TOP MAGNI

YUMEJOS WHERE?!

>>41757198
This game was so fun but I wish he'd collabed with someone to play it, Babudon playing untitled goose game has a spacial place in my heart

>>41757651
Same ToT

i remember magni mentioning how his art tag was kinda dry a few days before his birthday and the same is happening with altare, i cant wait for sunday so his art tag explodes

>>41757581

>>41757597
post it

>>41757691
I'm both a yumejo and fujo because I'm flexible like that.

>>41757248
You can't make sense of lies and half truths

>>41757706
oh god not again

>>41757516
please.. the full art...

>>41757381
> Vesper x meds
KEK

It'd be cool if Axel and Hakka did a cover together, especially since Hakka knows so many JP bands and groups

>>41757691
The only yumejos still left on /MANS/ are ryona niggers.

>DRG Tempus clip got recommended to me
We had it good huh

>>41757708
Me too sister! Why wouldn't I let my oshi have fun with the boys

hermanito love!

I need recommendations.
Funniest Tempus stream? Can be a solo or collab.

>>41757516
Maguni hard chikubi ToT

I believe in Vesper
I believe in Tempus
Tempus love!

>>41757815
Judge Magni is the quintessential Tempus experience. I laughed the hardest at Wheel of Tempus but not sure if that counts.

>>41757699
He wouldn't have finished it playing with someone else. If you've realized, Bettel's main goal in a stream is to make the stream a one big storyline.
That stream was Sherlock Bettelgoose terrorizing the people of bumfuck English village (actually Victoria, Aussie).

>>41757824
Ayo, didn't notice. I wonder if he has sensitive nips! *o* (shame that not all guys do!)

If you are both a yume and fujo/fudan, are you inherently into cheating and NTR? Do you imagine Altare tying you up to a chair while he fucks Magni while he watches you directly, taking sadist pleasure in the heartbreak in your eyes? This isn't a writing prompt but a genuine question.

>>41757815
I laughed real hard at Magni's passportout

>>41757815
Judge Magni
Vesperonii therapy
Ultimate weremag
Wheel of Tempus
Axel's cake baking stream (uncut and uncensored)

>>41757815
>Judge Magni then the first few minutes of Altare's Minecraft stream after that.
https://youtu.be/G6iY3SK-ya0
>Axel's DDLC streams
>Vesper West of Loathing KINO

Why is Magni so mean to Bettel? They're basically the same soul in two bodies.

>>41757815
Collab: Pummel party (HQ one for a calmer experience)
Solo: Axel's fall guys

>>41757691
I NEED TO KISS AXEL RIGHT NOW

>>41757985
That's the thing, only one purple funny man can exist in one guild. They have to fight

>>41757985
Magni is his dad (acc to Bettel), thats just their normal relationship wym

>>41757815
>Funniest
Bettel's Toreba.
It's recent and short, you don't need any background information on anything you don't even need to know who Bettel is. Hardest I've laughed out of any stream from an EN vtuber.

>>41757815
Judge Magni
Wheel of Tempus
Magni's Christmas special

>>41757924
No, I can separate the two because I know they're fantasy and not real. I enjoy self-insert fics while I also enjoy hee hee ha ha between the boys.

>>41758095
you're too sane for this board

>>41757978
collared Altare fucks me up

>>41758066
Godspeed, you dumbfuck.

>>41757924
What? I generally have separate fantasies..

>>41757815
Magni's holiday karaoke
Handcam potion making stream

>>41757279
Shinove would've made Vesper man the fuck up if he were still here

>>41757815
Axel x Magni Fight Crab
Magni x Vanguard impromptu MC collab (FIRST EVER HOLOTEMPUS MINECRAFT COLLAB!!!!)

>>41757924
What >>41758095 said. I would never want to actually date my oshi in real life, it's just a nice fantasy. Same with the boys dicking each other, I don't want/expect it to actually happen, it's for funsies

>>41758113
Really? I assumed most people here feel the same way. When I read about anon's rape fantasies I don't think they actually want to get raped for real. It's just a fun thought to get indulged in.

>>41757924
No. Simply, if a character turns me on, seeing lewds of them turns me on. If they're fictional, it's not like I can actually get with them anyway, so seeing them in sexy situations with other characters in their universe (or, even better, with the viewer/reader) is I guess all I can really ask for? Idk if I think about it too much. Occasionally art with certain characters might make me a little jelly (maybe more likely with women? Maybe that's part of why fujos usually ship dudes with each other?) but usually I dont have that problem.

>>41757381
>Altare x rape
>new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXD4reQxp4

in 2 hours

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618594443946496001

>>41757198
Leader’s chatting stream in 2 hours!
https://youtu.be/DOXD4reQxp4

>>41758177
Nowa would've stepped up if he were as much of a Starsfag as he is a Holofag. One look at what his senpais have been through and this wouldn't happen.
But, I digress. I hope he's well in whatever endeavour he's currently in.
Here's a GobVes Unlimited Blade Works because it's funny.

>>41758335
>>41758362
LEADER LOVE!

>>41758362
>catching up with things I missed
hmm..

>>41758361
You baited me, I thought he was replying to Vesper's tweet.

>>41758361
really hoping it was Nowa...

>>41758363
Did Vesper even watch hololive before applying?

>>41758361
He's really just going to ignore Vesper huh

>>41758497
He watched Myth. His intro to EN vtubing was Myth TTRPG. Pretty sure the timeline matches.

>>41758361
>in response to Kobo talking about her sore throat

>>41758497
he was more into JP holos/nijis and indies

>>41758455
>>41758490
This just made me realize how deafening the silence from their side is. Normally when a holo menheraposts there's multiple well-wishing replies from branchmates

>>41758538
Bull fucking shit

>>41758539
Unfortunately Vesper ghosted Altare and Axel on twitter for quite a long time, since his suspension. Seeing as they are the youngest members of HQ, I can see them being a little petty or lacking the wisdom to just reach out first.

>>41758226
To add, when I hear my oshi say something hot in a stream, context doesn't matter so much. If he says stuff like "baby" or (you), the soundbite will activate my neurons even if he's saying it to some character in game. I remember someone here getting jelly of the character he was hitting on whereas I was just soaking up his flirty (you) soundbites. It would be different if it were IRL, but here it's just a good source of clips ;)

>>41758539
Not even those hologirls he collabed with replied.

They probably talk via discord, not everything needs to be public

>>41758640
THIS GUY IS A FUCKING CLOWN

>>41758640
Public image is a thing. It's the reason so many people got mad at Vesper for not saying anything outside of t3 member posts.

>>41758095
>>41758139
>>41758181
>>41758226
I was just shitposting but thanks for the honest answers. I deeply appreciate you, fujosisters and fudanbros (but I don't love you guys).
t. straight male vtuber enjoyer.

>>41758582
You know twitter is not their main form of communicating right?

>>41758640
People used to say this about Gura until various members straight up confirmed she ghosts them

>>41757516
SAUCE??? FULL ART???? PLEASE????

>>41758582
Twitter is not a reflection of their private convos and Altare and Axel have talked about how they message first a lot lmao

Watching Bettel's vods from yesterday, is it possible for him to hate his fanbase more than Magni?

>>41758738
Funny thing is that Axel and Magni have talked about how Vesper ghosts them but just ignore that, anxiety I guess, even when on his meds.

>>41758731
GROOM HIM SISTERS

>>41758804
Why would he?

>>41758807
Never forget when Magni and Altare first offcollabed and Axel was left alone in the void because Vesper went missing kek

>>41758731
Thanks anon. I also tolerate (you)

>>41758731
and we love you! chu~

>>41758362
angato

>>41758893
He's still roleplaying as a baby. Don't worry.

>>41758893
kek, Leader being Leader

>>41758893
he's... trying

>>41758893
leader...

>>41758893
him being retarded just makes him so much more cuter

>>41758893
leader… leader baby…

>>41758893
Where did he get the hiragana if he didn't google translate it?

>>41758893
Jobber, how

>>41758998
He probably wrote it with a JP keyboard.

>>41758998
He wrote it.

>>41758893
kek never change, jobber

>>41757198
I wanna watch leader break down and cry when people sing happy birthday to him!
It'll be funny!

>>41758893
angato....let's make it a new phrase

>>41759062
>it’ll be funny
no, but it WILL make my dick hard

>>41758361
Or else he will fuck her throat. Based Altare

>>41758893
How do you even fuck that up

>>41758538
No, lol

>>41758893
i want to send him a sc about it because embarrassed leader is great but at the same time i want him to keep jobbing

Yeah so anyway-

Axel opens the video file Altare just sent him over Discord DMs with just a winky face as it's attached message: ;)
The preview image is a mess of this white glaze and pink, so there's really not much to go off of on what this could even be, but hey, the boys usually share dumbass memes, so who cares.

It takes him a good few seconds for his brain to comprehend what's going on. A good few seconds of watching something lean and pale wither and twist, a good few seconds of pitched cries echoing around his head, a good few seconds of the camera fumbling to catch just a glimpse of a golden glint splayed across flesh, and a good few seconds of Magni's ass being splayed apart to showcase his rim stretched full.

Oh. Altare's fucking Magni. He's fucking Magni and sent him a video of it- as bros do. Who is he kidding? 'WHAT THE FUCK' Axel startles. No. Really. Why the fuck did Altare send him this? Isn't sex supposed to be intimate??? What the hell!?

He can't deny though, Magni's ass does look good,,,,He's always joked about his 'big dumpy', but after seeing it in actuality? He kinda of wishes he was there to knead its flesh too,,,,It looks soft and plush, and the way Magni responds to Altare's ministrations, soft whines and subtle twitches, is doing something to his head.

He could make Magni spill all sorts of sounds, probably. In fact, he knows it- clutch at that thin waist of his and push him down on his cock. Split him open nice and good. His ass and thighs would get marked up in a heartbeat, it must feel so nice along his palms- his teeth too. GOD. Just the thought of marking those thighs, biting into them until the pretty alchemist sobs, makes his teeth ache.

Axel watches as Altare stills, spilling himself into the deepest parts of Magni- he could do that too, he thinks. Knot his guildmate and pour into him. Sitting nice and comfy with the warmth of another human in his arms, rubbing his thumbs into the dip of Magni's hips- comforting him. Ahh, Magni would be so cute slumped in his arms.

I got bored so I'm ending it, but also Magni's made for DP.I think leader and Axel should fuck his cunt and throat.

Could the "environmental change" people were talking about be the "custody" of HolostarsEN on the management side? There hasn't been any leaks as to which umbrella they fall under in terms of perms and merch organization as far as I'm aware. It would also explain some of the differences in management of Tempus boys as well.

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

Cute bro
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618603861404692480

>>41759401

>>41759401
TOT I love you

>>41759401
You are a God, ty

>>41759401
TToTT TISKER! Also yes please Altare and Axel double teaming Magni!

Hello /mans/ I come once again to ask for official unofficial power rankings of all 8 Tempus members.

>>41759572
What will you do with this info

>>41759465
i miss the valo streams... beggars ruined it

>>41759614
collabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollabcollab
Every stream should be a collab

>>41759614
I don't mind not getting any more on stream interactions when it's clear they're still super close behind the scenes. Makes the rare collabs even better!

>>41759435
of course i love machi <3

>>41759604
Have their Acrylics fight

>>41759572
in terms of their lore or do you want their streaming personality to be a factor as well?

>>41759614
this is why I don't want the new boys to collab with her. the beggars are fucking annoying
i love Kobo but her fanbase is the worst

>>41759647
true, i will keep waiting patiently

The Flayon hate is the most retarted thing about the general, no one else hates him wether it's on twitter or in /stars/.
>Oh but he's a fag-
I've only seen this being said here and in the catalog, that's how I can tell the ones hating on him are Female chuuba only watchers and brotuber fags. If you think Flayon is too gay you shouldn't be watching Holostars.

>>41759572
Well here are their stats. There are a lot of headcanons though that change the power dynamics

hehehehehe

>>41759430
Anything's up for grabs, anon. I for one suspect that JP higher ups are stepping in to rein in the boys and their managers considering all the dead VODs, general fuckery (kino), to protect the overall Hololive Productions Image as they move forward with projects (Note how Axel and Altare have appeared in streams on the main channel, while Tempus HQ have also had the cake collabs alongside the girls).

>>41759772

>>41759772
i miss you WHORE

>>41759772
Ugly

>>41759572
tempus power chart (official (real))

>>41759766
As a fujo he just makes me cringe. I don't necessarily hate him, I just don't watch him and don't really enjoy his whining in collabs

Awake now, for real...
Still NEED to do LEWD things with Flayon...just gotta hold out for 5 hours until the stream...

>>41759824
:(

>>41759768
Glass cannon birb...

>>41759766
Didn't like him at first but he's slowly growing on me

>>41759921
Morning. What kind of lewd things did you have in mind?

>>41758855
God I want to fucking beat the shit out of Vesper

>>41759768
Something about magni being younger than bettel activates my neurons

>>41759572
>Altare (ult form)
>Flayon (in mech)
>Hakka
>Magni (greased pig edition)
>Altare
>Axel (max luck)
>Shinri
>Axel
>Magni
>Vesper
>Flayon
>Bettel

>>41759768
My head canon is that TEMPUS all actually represent types of monsters. Shinri is a dragonewt ala DRAGON INSTALL, Hakka is obviously a Tengu/Harpy. Axel is actually a Lycanthrope, Vesper is a Dhampir, Flay is a Golem, Regis is a Demon and Bettel is possessed by a Phantom spirit. Magni is a Jorogumo

>>41759768
Magni and Axel being the complete opposites of each other still brings me joy... Does anyone have the picture of their models linking arms?

>>41759766
He's just weirdly grating and cringe, the dude spent hours streaming to 500 people yesterday, he's clearly driving people away even outside of the /here/ audience. I try to watch him because beneath the cringe he's actually cool and has more interesting interests than most of the rest of Tempus but it isn't easy.

>>41759976
ToT that makes their interactions even cuter

>>41759976
they're technically the same age now for a couple of months, unless they do that bullshit thing of never aging after birthdays

>>41760106
I'm only here to watch BLOCK GAME. When people are not playing BLOCK GAME. I ask "Why isn't anyone playing BLOCK GAME?"

Anyone has soundpost of magni saying im a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world?

>>41758066
God Bettel saying those two are like his dads gave me a brainrot, I spent the night thinking of a drama of sorts-all of Tempus in a single town, HQ are neighbors. Magni gets pregnant during a one night stand(first off collab) with Altare after which they go their separate ways, Magni gives birth to Bettel and after Altare realizes he's the dad, decides to take responsibility and marries him(almond karaoke) in front of their cheering son. Bettel takes after both of them, a pathetic jobber like one of his dad, a pathetic funnyman like his other thus making him a pathetic squared funnyman jobber. They're in an open relationship because they're both hoes. Altare has a crush on every dilf in a 10 mile radius, Magni lusts after everyone. Vesper is the knowledgeable weirdo neighbor that both of them are drawn to. Axel gets a son without ever losing his virginity because of some mishap involving sperm donation and shit and then finds out he's the father of Hakka through a sexy Latina onee-chan. Flayon is the weird neighborhood kid, Shinri is Altare's relative and Vesper's friend who has to be the mom of the group. Hijinks ensue, shit happens, there's angst and drama and a whole series of unfortunate events and yeah I should probably stop consuming so much American, Mexican, Turkish and Indian shows.

>>41759572
imo
>Altare: Leader for a reason
>Hakka: He has some glitch powers? And unparalleled speed according to flayons debut vid.
>Axel/Shinri: Both have turbo strength I think? Aniki with his knowledge and experience of fighting paired with his chains (I guess he uses them?) makes him formidable in 1 to 1 and ranged combat. Same could be said about Shinri 'cept he uses bows. Idk if he has some dragon thing going on or what tho. They're about equal to me.
>Flayon: Giant mech be strong, but hard to see in as proved in debut vid, so can be easy to trip up/hit weakpoints. Also can't do shit without it.
>Vesper: He knows how to do stuff ig idfk- bro's got a sword.
>Magni: Besides throwing potions with his mech arms, he's weak as shit. If LITERALLY anything happens to his arms then he's done for. Just throw a rock at him and he'll die.

Unrankable
>Bettel: I think his insanity makes him dangerous. Got a hat like Marry Poppins's bag and also that fucked up dog of his. Wild card. Bro could be the strongest and we'd never know. At the same time. This man will trip on air and explode so-

>>41758807
I want to be like Vesper where i make my friends wrapped around my finger even when I ghost them. But when i do it they abandon me:(

>no stream
what's the point

>>41760080
I think that's a lot of people's headcanons. Though Flay being a golem is a new one to me

>>41759768
Now that I see them all together it's weird that they have their guild role listed, but not their actual class.

>>41760235
>>41760250
These threads are literally Katawa Shoujo general tier

>>41759572
The magic users are always OP, so rank them by MP

>>41760252
Altare in an hour and Shinri in two. Be patient anon dead hours are almost over

>>41760235
Holy kino

>>41760080
Well, it's your headcanon for a reason I guess.

>>41760251
I got away with it once, find friends who actually cares about you

>>41760235
Make Hakka a son of Magni as well so he and bettel are brothers

>>41759768
hakka and shinri should have switched their guild roles

>>41760160
Yeah I think its the fact that Magni is more mature than Bettel and takes care of him most of the time ToT

>>41760251
You gotta be a real likeable for that to happen.

>>41760080
>DRAGON INSTALL
god it's been a year since the last EN GG stream. flayon please...

>>41760251
i keep getting away with it so maybe its a skill issue

added

A-chan fucked up rumao
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618609683002200064

>>41758923
Angato is actually an accepted cutesy way to say thanks though? Same with like, azasu being a thing. You idiots need to stop being EOPs.

>>41759844
>Señor John
Where's the Salchichon, anon?

>>41760457
I mean Magni is a woman and he's starsen/es so maybe the sexy Latina onee-chan is Magni.

>>41759952
Teasing flayon for 5 seconds before he realizes he is the one with power and reverses it on me.
Not really sure what his fetishes are yet, seems too early, just after debut and all, for that kinda info to slip out...

>>41759844
There was a new version where El Lider (Modo Susso) was changed to El Lider (Na Hora Del Diablo). I personally think that's better.
Also I'd love to see a new Vesper on F: Vesper (SIN MEDICAMENTOS)

>>41760569
Hi leader
wait really? Thanks Anon I didn't know that

>>41759768
>Flayon is customer support
>Hakka is tech support

This implies that whatever Tempus is selling in-universe makes it so that the guy with a mech and two drones is less qualified about tech than a magic user with two spears

>>41760569
This. He probably picked it up from axel through discord or something

>>41760601
>Magni
>Latina
Él no sabe

>>41759572
>Vesper (UNHINGED)
>Tempus HQ UNITY
>Magni (Unseiso)
>Bettel (Pagliacci)
>Vanguard UNITY
>Vesper (Zatsu King)
>Altare Demon King
>Axel (Aniki)
>Magni (Seiso)
>Altare
>Hakka (MUSICA)
>Bettel (Jobber)
>Flayon (Manly voice)
>Shinri
>Hakka (mi hermanito)
>Flayon (discord kitten)
>Altare (kobo debuff)
>Axel (apex debuff)
>Vesper (MENHERA)

>>41760569
Why do you think I'm saying he's rolelaying as a baby anon. Also lol at thinking Altare's smart enough to think about that.

I'm thinking Nowa was supposed to be suspended but this was the solution they found to not outright kill his career with 2 suspensions in 6 months.

>>41760569
Its not
t. japanese speaker

>>41759401
Magni is actually oblivious to the existence of the video and eventually when Axel visits him in states he has no idea why Axel keeps "accidentally" touching his ass all the time.

>>41760750
>Tempus HQ UNITY
Hahahahahaha... Haha... Hah...

>>41760770
Explain monopoly collab

>>41760601
Sexy latina Magni ToT

Hakka teaching kobo the ways of the latino kid?
Hakka... don't increase her kusogaki levels...

>>41760845
There's a precedent for that. Soul Link happened the day before he got suspended.

>>41759766
This is 4chan, not your Discord.
People hated Leader and some still do, but Leader broke through with sheer will and delivered time and time again now a lot of people can't help but respect him even if they still don't click with his streams.
Flayon IS the faggiest Stars member bar Kira who quit. If you want to accept him however he is right now without then don't complain about people not liking him. If you want the majority of people /here/ to like him then he'll need to improve and prove himself much more than Altare did.

>>41760569
Honest mistake from Leader.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618604628874231810

>>41760858
anonchama...

>>41760858
Fuck, now I got that song stuck on my head.

>>41760396
>>41760495
>>41760538
I thought you would tell me to stop ghosting them kek

>>41760552
how lmao

>>41760935
Anon you're literally on the menhera board right now.

>>41760552
How's this guy's vtuber group

>>41760935
I'd be a right hypocrite if I told you that

>>41760845
As I said, they didn't want to make things even worse. If Mori has to cancel the collab because of Nowa things would get ugly, with this it's contained to Tempus

>>41760770
This makes no sense, he can still stream just not with his genmates? That honestly hurts the boys more than him.

>>41760935
No one needs to tell you that, you already know you should stop ghosting them.

>>41760892
and axel confirmed that l4d2 will be switched to pummel party and that cook off might not happen the day before the monopoly collab. So your theory still doesn't work

>>41760907
I want to rape this idiot so much

>>41760858
based tanaganica has always been the best one

>>41760251
You gotta be a seasoned flaker like Vesper, I imagine the amount of people he scorned are in the thousands.

There is a reason Vesper’s one deepest regret is all the falling out he’s had in his life

>>41761046
he doesn't show it lol

>>41761046
>one deepest regret
So he's learned nothing.

>>41760907
It's cute how much of a jobber he is.

Kek, catching up on vods but even Bettel's superchat streams are fun. What a great guy.

>>41761008
Nobody knew the l4d2 collab was changed to pummel till the stream started, unless he mentioned a day before in some unarchived/members only stream
??????

>>41760795
Oh Magni doesn't know about the video at all. That was all just Altare's jealousy pushing him to record and sent it to Axel. He knows and hates just how much the two live rent free in each other's heads sometimes. Shame how it backfires into Axel finally making his move, but maybe Altare just needs to try harder next time to prove himself.

>>41761175
Axel talked about it in his menshi dude

>>41761175
He mentioned it in his membership stream that this entire thread spent multiple hours doing play by play commentary for, it wasn't exactly easy to miss

>>41761227
It's funny to look back on how but man that was the most stressed /mans/ had been ever I think, even more so than the suspension.

>>41760251
>I want to be like Vesper where i make my friends wrapped around my finger even when I ghost them
>implying the others' impressions of Nowa don't plummet
Look, he's an amazing guy, but from now on in their minds they'd always have reservations about working with him. Hope he'll recover, but he did his bros dirty numerous times.

>>41761227
I must have been sleeping then, I didn't know till it literally started

>>41760251
Just need to find good friends.
I ghosted my HS friends for like 2 years during my college depression and out of nowhere just went back to hanging out with them like nothing had happened and they were very cool with it. Even got invited to the group's first wedding.

>>41761207
Axel and Altare competing who is better at dicking Magni, Axel having the advantage with girth but Altare is way more experienced. They keep taking turns to prove themselves and Magni just enjoys the attention, finally being filled as much as he can take.

>>41760545
this person shouldve been added a long time ago imo

>>41761129
That guy was made in a lab.

>>41761413
The theory that he is an unfinished Jerma clone that managed to escape the research lab is making more and more sense by the day

>>41761262
menheraxel is the most stressful thing for /mans/

>>41761460
>got experimented during his childhood in a "gifted program"
I mean...

>>41761489
I cannot fathom the menshi streams when an HQ boy graduate/terminated. Axel its ok to vent.

>>41760935
I said sorry for ghosting and couldn't help it cause of muh anxiety. Tell them I love my friends and I will come back after feeling better. Then ghost them and let them wait. I do send them gifts tho, just don't talk

List of cryptids that Bettel brought up during his superchat reading:
- Gavis Bettel
- Phantom
- Jersey Devil
- Mothman
- Parlangua
- Skinwalker

>>41761333
You fucking get it. It's mostly Altare making this a competition, he's Axel's self proclaimed rival still, so whatever Axel does- he'll do. But better. If Axel bites into Magni's skin? Altare will too- dig his blunt little teeth into that soft flesh until it breaks, and a nice purple welt of his print marrs Magni's skin. Every whimper and sob that Axel gets keening out of him, Altare's right behind ready to reduce his alchemist into a screaming mess.

>>41761667
the /x/ chuuba, at long last...

>>41761667
For some reason, after reading this, I now want a Jeff the Killer Bettel edit.

>>41761667
Genuine question, is this SCP thing part of cryptids or they're another thing entirely?
I'm under the impression that SCPs are all made up things while cryptids are urban legends.

>>41761746
>he thinks SCP are all made up things
...

>>41761547
Sorry, I forgot he might be /here/. It's alright, don't take it seriousry.

>>41761746
Urban legends/cryptids are word of mouth creatures based on things that someone 'might have seen' in real life. Some swear by them as real, while others don't.
IE: Bigfoot

While SCPs are completely made up entities tied into a connected lore. They're similar to creepypastas like Slenderman or Ben Drowned. Not real, never said to be seen irl, just fun stories.

my wife (male) at the top of the hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXD4reQxp4

>>41762195
>I'm home
Glad to see he finally made the move on Magni and moved in...

>>41761665
My man ToT Axel is having a great time while Altare grows more frustrated that Axel has such an easy time keeping up with him, leading into even more rough fucking. After Magni absolutely has to tab out because there is only so much one ass can take, Altare turns to take his frustration out on Axel directly.

>>41762283
the chupado divorce isreal...

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXD4reQxp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXD4reQxp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOXD4reQxp4

>>41762448
No no no...
A party leader has to work hard to make a FULL team...

>>41762448
The cheating thing must have hit him really hard...

i just joined wtf is he talking about

>>41762595
pre chat washing the pre chat away with hand washing emotes

>>41762595
Pre chat always being cringe

>seis horas flight

HE HATES US

TWO DAYS OFF
why is he like this

Did he just say poker stream?

2 days off... how will i survive...

My daily dose Altare…

is it 8 player poker?

>>41762716
yes, his birthday is going to be 7empus Poker Stream

>>41762743
No, he's gonna be the dealer

Magni getting the attention he deserves

>>41762783
oh all right

>>41762749
Fuck you it will be T8mpus Poker stream. My offering to Satan will make sure of it.

I would not eat that wtf

magni showering altare with gifts

Why is Magni slowly becoming my HQ oshi?

>Axel, the Doctor, doctored some photos
??? how is this a surprise

ENTER HAKKA

Magni knows that Altare's love language is gifts and does the same for him ;;

>>41762875
Toompus?

his voice is so fucked up kek

Axel doing the cat thing where he kills monsters near the guild building and leaves them around the halls for his guildmates to show affection

>>41763011
Thanks Jerry

>>41759401
TOT

>>41763052
cute T_T

>>41762397
Oh I don't care about Altxel, so I'm done here. Magni should be abused past his limits anyway, as per the natural order of things. I want that man to make a mess of himself. Bye lol I'm going to sleep now.

>>41763052
sweet

>>41763081
>>41763097
>>41763052
hakka cute

he's so sleepy

hakka desperto al diablo

>>41763114
I see I see, I'm not for shinyspicy that much but I eat what I can get lol I agree with making Magni into a mess though! Thank you for entertaining me dude, good night!

>goated with the sauce
Altare might be quirked up but he isn't white

diablo...

anytime i somehow catch leader in the morning and try to listen/watch him, it just hits me like a ton of bricks as to why i really can't stand listening to him for more than 5 minutes

Is it in the rules of the Guild Tempus that you have to verbally suck off Altare whenever you get the chance or something?

>>41763269
But is he busting it down sexual style?

>Altare free chat
Sounds like pure concentrated cancer

>>41763294
altare just talked about how human skin burns when hit with boiled water, what do you think

>>41763294
Altare has to pick up the older senpai slack because Vesper can’t Nobody wants to do it

>free chat
>cultare
sounds like a recipe for disaster

>>41763320
>>41763269
kys mbtrannies

>>41763280
Did you just copypaste this, I feel like I've seen this exact post before

Tell Altare you use vt guys

la hora del diablo

Freudian slip

>>41763378
i may have mentioned this in a /MANS/ thread many months ago, but it's also been a while since i've seen him stream in the morning so god knows if I may have typed the same thing or a similar post back then

Leader almost said "all seven Tempus boys"

>>41763387
Shut the fuck up Spreadsheet troon you won’t actually do shit but dilate

>You can support all s- all eight of the boys
Hm

>>41763475
hm really

Ngl I'm slightly mad that HQ boys didn't get exclusive half-year anniversary merch. It's not the VG boys' anniversary why are they included in that

almond.

>>41763455
>>41763475
it just keep piling up..

>I barely know how to read bro
no wonder Axel is his oshi

>>41763455
>>41763475
Honestly sounded like he was going to say 6, I think it was just his stutter

>magni taught me how to throwback
why are they such sluts

New rrat: Vesper family trip paid off and his family got him a better paying job with a bigger salary via Nepotism. He went to Japan to end his contract but holopro wants their promised Cover first

>>41763475
Meh, people here is too schizo

cute songbirds

Is singing a code word for sex?

6 horas...

>>41763475
he was projecting, since he supports all seven of his guildmates and forgets to support himself all the time

New rrat: Vesper's family wanted him to marry a nice vampire girl to continue the bloodline and he escaped to japan, but is suffering from withdrawal symptoms after not using his suppressants for too long, so he can't meet up or interact with people too much or his bloodlust will set him off

>>41763475
"Six month celebration for our si- eight members."
This is exactly what I heard. Feel free to go back to the VOD to rewatch and confirm. He has a zoomer brain and probably just thought of saying six twice.

>>41763783
I hope my leader starts loving himself and stop being so hard on himself as time goes on:'(

damn those are pretty pricey

>>41763837
I heard that too

New rrat: Vesper had to go to Mars on a super secret mission for the American government and the replacement VA they got to fill in for him while he's in space is trying to sabotage his career because Vesper had sex with his mother

>>41763810
Meds.
Both you and vesper.

>noctyx

Love muh leader but everything he does is cringe

>>41764005
I know this is fake because Vesper is a wizard, he would not have sex with a filthy 3dpd

>>41764045
he's thinking about alban

>>41758893
>an gato

Will you be Leader's Lunafreya?

>>41764105
My wife

I hope leader and Alban do get to collab again, the Terraria streams were fun.

New rrat: Vesper sexed me so heckin hard that i got preggers and instantly gave birth at the same time and now he doesn't have time to stream because he's taking care of me and my baby

>>41757213
>>8. You guys should split the thr-
>Thou shalt not.
Isn't the thread split with the nowa general now

ENTER ANIKI

leader really fueling the magyumes. thanks altare

>Leader wants to poison Tempus managers

Axel poisoned his managers on purpose!

DINGO

>>41764151
Stop promoting your bait thread, faggot

>>41764105
gata..

thats the best way to play ff15, ignore the main plot and just fish the night away

>>41764138
Holy shit that's pretty pog dude

New Rrat vesper noir is a psyop by American government to gauge how easy it would be to control the masses via hot men, but he was never actually human, instead some humonclus hybrid made in a laboratory, he is currently on a military base in japan as his life span has ended and the base is making a new humonclus

>Us 4
>HQ boys
VESPER INDIRECT MENTION, HE STILL LOVES HIM

RIP VESPER

>shinri
It's unironically over

>he refuses to say it
lmaooo

Rip vesper..

yikes

>Not naming Vesper as Ignis
It's over for real...

Wow he sure was subtle about it huh

HOLY SHIT HE HATES VESPER

lol. bye vesper

Maybe he just doesn't want to deal with questions ya schizos

OMG HE HATES VESPER. TELL IT TO CATALOG JAJAJAJA

Axel is also way more Prompto than Flay, but maybe Leader doesn't really know the personalities of the ff boys

>>41764468
He clearly brought up the whole 4 FF15 boys equivalence thing on purpose

>I actually do like wearing eyeliner
Brotuber beggars don't look!!!

>>41764363
>>41764365
>>41764366
>>41764387
>>41764398
>>41764424
>>41764435
>>41764459
Found the schizos and doomposters

he wears EYELINER? he really is a kpop wannabe

>>41764468
Cope more Vestie. Other boys mentioned Vesper already a few times and didn't get bombarded with questions.

>>41764468
>>41764483
>>41764516
>mom i'm getting cyber bullied

eyeliner… cute

>>41764511
They all left with Vesper

>>41764468
axel has mentioned vesper off handedly a couple times during all this drama without the fandom collapsing, i don't see why altare couldn't do the same

>>41764511
What you mean? I am straight and use subtle eyeliner sometimes

magni is a woman confirmed

a woman...

>Magni's smooth hairless twinky body
unf

Do asian "men" really wear makeup?

Magni being schizo about his skin doesn't surprise me one bit

Take care of your skin anons!

>>41764576
h
hot...

I want Magni to force hq boys to take a spa day with him

>SC: I want everyone to know that men can be beautiful.
>A: Absolutely
he 100% fucked that beautiful man with smooth skin

female friends yab

altare is a FUCKBOY

he's talking like a dude that just got laid

>>41764696
yeah with me

>>41764696
Seis horas of karaoke...

>>41764696
Not like you could identify someone like that lmao

>>41764696
yeah, with Dez

>>41764587
Shiseido (among others) has a whole huge line dedicated to men's makeup. It's mostly skincare but there are some tinted moisturizers and anti-acne concealers. Department stores in Japan will carry men's and women's lines though the products for men are much fewer and focused on treating and concealing blemishes and other skin issues, not enhancing beauty.

Hell the whole Gatsby line of anti-oil products is super highly rated on cosme.

>>41764549
why would he want to talk about a mopey man child when he’s got supportive and motivated genmates? Tell your Oshi to get his head out of his ass Vestie

>>41764696
you just KNOW

>>41764696
bettel dad honeymoon...

His natural omega pheromones is why Dez smelled good.

Altare you don't have to brag so much, I know I will never get to hug Magni

the magsmell...

>>41764781
KEK

that made him choke kek

>pheromones
MAGNI'S OMEGA PHEROMONES ACTIVATED ALTARE'S ALPHA RUT AND THEY FUCKED ON EVERY SURFACE IN THAT HOUSE

HES FUCKING BRAGGING ABOUT FUCKING MAGNI

OH MY GOD IT HURTS. IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Vesper about to graduate
>rest of Tempus doubling down on gay shit
That's a wrap folks

>>41764781 (Me)
Holy fuck kek

>>41764781
>Omegaverse
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