/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41749660
No, because she has such nice feet.

Nigger

>>41749660
of course not, she's my favorite from jp

>>41749660
Only dwarves hate Flare.

>>41749660
I do. Her cute side seems fake as fuck.

>>41749660
Of course not, I love my wife's wife!

>>41750494
this sort of slander is uncalled for. what evil deeds have the elves ever done to humans?

>>41750537
they're illegally cute.

Probably the Holomem I'm most indifferent about after Aki.

>>41749660
Elves are supposed to be fair skinned

Anyone got that webm where Flare was dancing and you can see her thighs as the skirt moved up and down?

What is there to hate? Does she even have schizos that hate her?

>>41750537
>what evil deeds have the elves ever done to humans?

I HATE ELVES SO FUCKING MUCH
THEY SHOULD SERVE ME ALL DAY

>>41749660
Elf? That's clearly a cat girl.

>>41751083
Don't fall for <<<their>>> tricks

>>41751193
Why do I find this gif arousing?

Flare is my favorite 3rd Gen girl.

>>41751193
my dick can relate

>>41749660
I still don't get what was so awful about her old outfit.

>>41749660
I stopped hating her after they stopped the whole NoelxFlare shit. Really felt good seeing the shipfags' rrats all come burning down.

>>41749660
it's an elf so it only deserves hate

>>41751893
Same

>>41749660
I do. I hate every talentless cunt who gets a free ticket to fame and success without lifting a finger. Her disrespect towards Lack doesn't help.

>>41749827
very based

>>41749660
I completely forget she exists and have no idea what her content is. Is she good at videogames, zatsu, etc?

>>41753509
She’s the sana of JP

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

>>41749660
No I don't, I think she's a great chuuba

>>41753509
It's been a while by now since I watched her, but her Sekiro playthrough was a great watch, atleast imo.

>>41753509
good at karaoke

>>41753509
Shes the most hag like, except maybe choco

I like this elf and Marine and I shall use her as a sex toy

>>41749660
no i hate THIS elf

>>41749660
I love the elf in fact. Been membered to her for a while

>>41757089
But this one is clearly a cat

>>41751893
You can't really see it there but the rigging on her face made her sort of bug eyed. The outfit itself was fine I think, it was the way her face was rigged.

People want Flare to be the cool and sexy, but she wanted to be cute and went with it regardless. Except the reason why Flare was hired by Hololive WAS her cool and sexy image. Her model is easily the most SEX out of the GOLDEN GENERATION of the MOST WELL KNOWN vtuber company. She could easily gain more success if she played her exotic coombait character properly (not good on its own, but it's better than nothing). Rejecting and stubbornly trying to change was a big mistake, now she's permanently stuck in a well endowed brown model that goes against her preferred aesthetic in an industry where people tried to match their avatar.
>Cunnies mog her in cuteness
>Other hags mog her in maturity
>The snow elf mogs her in GFE
>Her own genmates mog her in humor
>Fucking Kanata mogs her in tsukkomi
But wait, there's more!
>Wants to be seen as cute badly but breaks character too often when playing games
>Refuses to be the butt of the joke when bantering
>Pathetically unfunny bits like "I like loli!" or "I have ADHD and I'm angry!"
>Wet blankets any ship or collab partner by being prude
>Continuously using ugly chibi fanart from that one artist for her thumbnails
>Hard to schedule collabs with because of her secondary job
>Nothing to say in zatsudans, rarely shares anything about her private life, gachikois know nothing about her after watching for so long
>Refuses among us collabs because it hurts her feewings. Same with rust initially.
>Ruined Shiraken by recruiting too many members, also by being deadweight outside block game
So on so forth. By their own these are all salvageable, together they make a trash heap

So what does Flare have going for her?
>One of the best endurance singers in Hololive
but her singing voice and song choices are not exceptional... except with songs that could actually make use of her cool voice like Kaibutsu or Ussewa and not fucking Kokoro Odoro again
>Very feminine: Really kind to other holomem, smells nice, likes to recommend good beauty products
but none of that translates well to a good experience for an average viewer
>Good sense of architecture for a holo
but doesn't show it outside of block game and animal crossing.
>Barrage of orisongs on her latest concert
but all of them are bland and forgettable. No personality trait or lore gimmick to market. And where's the album?

I used to endure watching her for months. She's adjacent to a lot of holomem I like so I really want to like her too. But the more I watch the more of her flaws are exposed, the more I feel like I'm robbed from the full experience. She's an underdog without the underdog appeal. These days I don't bother watching her outside collabs.
Everything that went wrong with her is her own doing. And just like the broken MTL english in her outro, it will likely never be fixed. If Hololive didnt grow big she would have graduated by now. おつfuckingぬい.

>>41749660
>noel tapped this

>>41757577
Nice essay, bro. Shame nobody's gonna read it.

>>41757577
not a single word lol

>>41757577
Please take your medication

I hate her so much I would breed her so her genes are diluted out of existence. I would also marry her to prevent her from getting with any elves, that\s how much I hate elves

>>41749660
Elfgumi is dead...

Some sins cannot be forgiven.

>>41759104
i'm not familiar with the type of thing i'm seeing

>>41759104

>>41759104
Why would anyone barf on a pizza?

I only hate on this elf because I'd like to know what the experience of hate sex with her would be like.

>>41759104
Jesus christ

>>41759165
That's what passes for a "pizza" in elven cuisine

>>41757577
Kill yourself

>>41757577
Mucho texto

>>41749660
sugoi

>>41758366
2/3rd hag, 1/3rd christmas cake, 100% pointy ears. I could hammer a nail in with my dick rn.

the fourth erufu...

>>41761172
knife ears != elf

this >>41757577 isn't enough to break my positive opinion about Flare. but this >>41759104 is unforgivable. what the actual fuck.

>>41749660
what's up with the r*ssian flag on her chest, is she pro-invasion?

>>41761439
go back

>>41749660
Never seen a single interesting clip of her. Also the ears and skin are a debuff

>>41751893
too chinky like tao tao nene outfit or shion tao outfit.

>>41749660
Eh, I'd rather stay away
I didn't care much for Rushia, but Flare's absolute apathy towards her termination left a bad taste in my mouth when contrasted with "waaah, the amogus makes me feel bad and cry!"

>>41750537
They make me feel funny when I look at them. That’s a crime, right?

>>41757089
Why did she do it, bros?

>>41749660
I want this elf to help her wife with her side job

How the hell do people even have a problem with her? She's cute.

>>41766922
The same reasons why darker skinned females are so rare in anime. Nobody knows the reason anon.

>>41766922
More cool than cute.

>>41751893
bad rigging + look at nene's retcon, removing chinese influence

how do i meet fuu-tan and how should i prepare to fight noel?

>>41749660
She's a niggerelf anon, take a guess

>>41757577
based as fuck

>>41771784
Noel is weak to nippletwisters and only one of her tits is armoured.

>>41771784
do you have a mace?

>>41766922
Success breeds jealousy

>>41766922
prude erufu

>>41757577
>Ruined Shiraken by recruiting too many members, also by being deadweight outside block game
This one is so true that it hurts. It's almost impossible to get the five members to join in a stream so they never stream together. And if they do they're always 2 or 3. If Shiraken had stayed with just three members, they would have built a lot of stuff already

>>41749660
Elves are superior, so no, I don't hate her. ELF LOVE

>>41749660
I love me some Flare

>>41778691
Made for BWC

>>41750654
Perfect shape and size, optimized for maximum slappability.

>>41749660
No, she's a beautiful woman and I love to lick her feet while she makes out with Noel.

>>41759104
wtf all my life I was told that Japanese pizza was good oh no no no no lmoa
>>41757577
>Her model is easily the most SEX out of the GOLDEN GENERATION
Nigger have you forgotten Meru's original model already? THAT was pure, unadulterated SEXO. A shame it was too good to exist on the god-forsaken website known as youtube

>>41752642
>the shipfags' rrats all come burning down.

Well, they decided to stop talking about it, but they continue fisting each other for sure, if you don't believe me watch Noel's roomate after their sleepover, she was showing off her hickeys all over her body.

>>41780122
Mel is not in gen 3

>>41749660
That son of an elf bitch... I don't hate her. I do envy her. I'm would also like to have my head locked between get thighs.

>>41761172
Anon not every character design with pointed ears is an erufu.

>>41749660
I don't hate her but her lesbianism puts me off, it's very clear that is not just "pretend lesbian" like the others but a true one. It feels like watching a guy in a way, plus she is boring.

>>41780122
>Meru's original model
No. Her 3D outfit is better.

>>41751893
Nothing, but her new default outfit kinda looks like a pregnancy dress...

>>41781680
Jesus christ, those panties are absolute sex

>>41781680
God I want to have sex with the hagpire so bad

>>41781680
I hate assymetry on a principal.

>>41784857
faggot

>>41785046
I'm sorry that you seethe because of my superiority.

>>41784857
This, asymmetry for the sake of it sucks. Its a detriment in Mels case and ruins her entire lower body.

>>41749660
i do

She can sometimes be hard to like, it's hard to tell if she's just a little autistic or actually a cunt. I think I can empathize with her feeling like it was unfair she got debuffed early on since she was designed to appeal to china, but the chinabros never latched onto her (or coco, for that matter) so she was always lagging the other girls since chinese people hate brown skin and get their melanin surgically removed, even though it's proof their ancestors were africans from ancient egypt who migrated to the east.

>>41751893
-stupid theme (wanted to be an elven princess, instead was a rogue or a ninja or something)
-skin too dark (asians can only tolerate so much big black ass)
-ass too fat (see above)
-weird eyes (looks like a preying mantis)
-kintsuba (creepy little mf fr fr)
-chinese influence (they are the enemies of the japanese continent, flare is a patriot)
-too revealing (all of the girls abandoned sexier outfits in favor of ones that cover more, which is ironic since most of them are whores)

>>41782357
Best timeline then. Imagine her pregnant. She would be a good mom

>>41757577
The otsufuckingnui is a good touch to this shitpost.

Anyway her fans like her because she's autistic and desperate to pretend to be normal.