/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yuko my Beloved 2: Electric Boongaloo

Pochi's socks shall be devoured by me

Yuko my beloved.

i like nikki

Hello and welcome to my collection of Yuko's greatest hits!

But first, she has a few things to say:

https://files.catbox.moe/6n67jo.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/i3sll6.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/y14mke.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn2f2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j9iutj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/o9k46h.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gamsdp.mp4

Let's count down to the start of the songs!

https://files.catbox.moe/4ubn8s.mp4

Now, what you were all waiting for:

https://files.catbox.moe/1tj68v.mp3

Eh. Yuh. Yeah.
If Stu chews shoes could Stew choose the shoes he chews? Yeah.
I was born on a short shiny ship at shore.
One-one was one horse horse. Two-Two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Gobbling garbles gobbled gobbling goblins. Eh goblins.
Pirates private property a chest. Yeah. Eh.
Birdie birde in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a can cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans. Yeah.
A snake sneaks to seek a snack. Pirates private property.
Six sticky Skeletons. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Did Dick Dickens prick his pinkie picking cheap pickles? Eh.
If a colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly? *Laughs*
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Five frantic frogs *mumbles* fierce fish. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar.
Smelly shoes and socks shock sisters. The great big black bug bit a big black dog.
Yeah. My name's Yuko Yurei and I'm Trap God. Oh YEAH! *Screams* Yeah.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The peepee puppy. The prince presented Pippa's *mumbles* A poop in the PALACE!
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. I saw Suzie sitting in the shoe shine shop.
Santa's short suit shrunk. Shirley shall see the sunshine shoon!
*Laughs* What the fuck is happening? *Laughs* Eh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLrBLn4Uw4

What is this? A duet?

https://files.catbox.moe/dj294s.mp4

Before you go! Yuko has a parting lullaby for you!
https://files.catbox.moe/uh7zy9.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/jumyxu.webm

She's gone...
I miss Yuyu...
https://files.catbox.moe/3q5fs5.mp4

Stay strong boo bros

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Pochi Wanmaru is my virgin nerd dog-wife.

that collab proved rin is the best chuuba

Just incase you chumshart refugees pretending to be boobros didn't hear, ina has been talking about being with gura in japan, you should go circlejerk over that in /ggg/.

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

>>41718394
I can imagine Pochi was just like that as a cute pupper. Juna's right in treating her like such a good teachers favourite/pet.

>>41718491
rent free

>>41718545
holy based

>>41718087

fuyo love!!!

What do you think everyone's ideal pizza order would be? I'll go first with the most obvious: Juna would get a meat lovers with jalapenos or hot peppers on it

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!
I miss Nikki...

>>41719160
Why don't you go ask her in your 3 days vacation?

>>41718491
You seem to be very informed on Gura and her fanbase.

Landsknecht Pochi or Admiral Rin first?

>>41720766
What's the context?

>>41720766
>Landsknecht
Whats the context?

suika

yu love

>>41721117

>>41720910

it's so over

>>41720886
just going through art ideas but not sure what I want to do first.
>>41720892
Landsknecht are cool and Pochi playing Dark Souls is enough for me to justify drawing it

I REALLY want to bully (sexually) Pochi.

>>41721809
One votes for admiral Rin

>>41722531
I'm gonna bully the soles of her feet

>>41721809
Personal bias for more Pochi art and landsknechts would lead me to vouch for Pochi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R95cUu1aYY
Although I am sure Rin would look good in uniform.

Emergency supply of Tummy!! Don't die /jidf/!!

The stars have informed me that Yuko is naked right this moment. Pochi is able to see her on camera.

Would you suffer for your oshi? If I stop smoking I'll have a lot more money to donate...

>>41723423
If you stop smoking you can be healthier for your oshi

>>41720766
Admiral Rin, but I'm biased towards modern uniforms over medieval/early modern ones.

>>41723423
If you stop smoking you'll be a lot less cool for your oshi

>>41723423
The suffering of improving yourself for your oshi is a good thing, suffering by impoverishing yourself would be bad

>>41723626
Ooooh, oooh, what about Pochi and Rin squaring off on opposite sides of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham? Perhaps with Pochi as a coureur des bois irregular.

But you're the artist, do what you love more!

Is Pochi able to lick her genitals?

>>41724095
Yeah but most of the time she's too busy licking mine

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

>>41724313
I love those little dark circles she put under her eyes, I wish she kept them.

>>41724313

>>41724383
it's just her blush from the regular color scheme but it's dark because she swapped the reds for blue

what's the lore for Bluko Blurei?

>>41724722
Is it? I noticed that too and was wondering how I missed the dark circles under her eyes all this time

>>41723423
From my own experience, knowing how much money is wasted on cigs that could be used for other things more important to me, turned me off from smoking completly.
It's not worth the money and health problems, hope you make it anon, do it for her, you never quit if you only do it for yourself.

>making fun of Rin's accent? no... that's not funny anymore...

Is there a more hydrated vtuber than Yuko?

These last few days gave us a very important revelation. Yuko does not need pee breaks when she is menstruating.

>>41725559
Why is that

>>41725585
Well known that women don't pee when menstruating.

To the glory of Yuko

>>41725559
that doesn't sound healthy

>>41725814
That's not wine, that's cunny blood

>>41725868
YUKO MENSTRUATE IN MY MOUTH

>>41725133
>do it for her
this is how I get everything done now, so why not this too? let's fucking go

>page 7
idol is dead

>>41725559
Fair enough, means her pee breaks was more for sexual arousal than an actual need to pee.

>>41727156
jewbros, its over...

>>41727458
well piss does make her horny

>inb4 yuyu canceled again

My wife is cute.

oh no oh no oh no what if she slipped and hit her head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEVE1R2GC1k
LIV

YUYU LIVE

never doubt her.

>>41728210
I want to love, protect and correct the shit out of Yuyu

>>41728210
I never wavered, my dear wife Yuko.

>>41728210
that brat...making adults wait...

Peas is code for my testicles

>>41728500
chibi-hulk-chama...

Someone isolate her saying "pee in mouth"

yuko gives me the stupidest grin watching her streams

Can't remember the last time I had a pot pie

>>41725559
How do we know this information?

>>41728611
She canceled her stream friday because of gas and tummy hort (menstruation)
Since then she has not peed on stream

https://twitter.com/vtubersaccount/status/1618426838694658048
fuko naizuri
catbox is down so I'll just take one for the team in a reply

>>41728914
Uohhh

>>41728914

Menstruation confirmed

>>41728071
she just confirm her menstruation cycle anon

>>41729049
T u T

>>41728914
Me in the middle

>>41728914
thank you, king

>>41729049
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41729049
Good lord

I have the dates now. I will impregnate Yuko.

>>41729049
ToT

>>41728796
I was going to doubt you then Yuko confirmed it herself. I fucking kneel

Yuko is not lying, I've been tracking and she's menstruating for 5 days

>>41729049

>Confirmed to be extremely fertile
I got a fuckin boner....

>>41729049
I'm gonna crash

i can't believe you fuckers were right

You guys were actually right about her being on her period..
Damn you guys are period masters

>>41729250
she comes /here/

Yuko realizing and saying she's very fertile awoke something in me

>anons predicts her period
HOW!!!??

>>41729250
what else would it be?

those poor virtual animals

>people surprised chumbuds know when girls have periods
How new are all of you?

>>41729348
It's the bare minimum for any dedicated, red-blooded schizo.

She's baiting ryona art now
Someone make a Juna tummy punch edit with Yuko and she leaks blood from the punch

>>41729456
This. It's easy to tell when you watch a girl almost every day

>it really was what it looked like
based yuko

Yuko smashed and fell on her cunny before

>>41729657
She broke her own hymen..

is the donation link down for anyone else? I just get 404

smug cum alt

Yuko is going to genderbend us and correct us!

>>41729456
it's not an issue of anyone being new but not giving a shit of when a woman is on their period or not

this fucking brat...

Yuko self-harapan, ryonachads win

>>41729698
>>41729049
UUUUOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOÒÒooooooHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Whos the artist?

>>41729871
>>41728914
Blind anon-kun

>>41729683
Apparently it's not just you

>Yuko in the fetal position
Curled-up lolis are the best.

>>41728914
>>41729049
>>41729698
I was supposed to wait for Yuko's next ASMR stream but I don't think I'm gonna make it

Anyone else got a boner from Yuko just talking about this stuff? I can't be the only one.

>>41729518
>>41729793
Newfags dont know about Gura's period schedule.....

Hopefully she rubs her tummy so much that she braps on stream

>>41729871
https://twitter.com/tuduriRev

Oreo blizzards are great.

>>41729962
Not just you. I'm fucking hard as diamonds rn and I cannot for the life of me tell you why

brapbros

my nose is ready

This is the true GFE experience. You think woman act cute when they're your girlfriend? No, this is the disgusting shit they will talk to you about.

There, you brapfags happy now?

>>41729962
>>41730019
It's because you know she's extremely fertile right now.

>>41729962
same, but I also find it pretty relaxing

The brap wasn't Juna....
It was Yuko...
She framed her genmate...

>>41730075
they can't type, they're probably jerking off

>>41730063
I'm gonna toss some blue hair in the shower drain and it'll be perfect

>>41730075
she's been at this for a few streams now

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP

>>41730145
She was also in the VC during Pochi's MC stream.

That collab was the funniest damn stream I've seen in a long, long time. Fuyo was the mvp, she's got great comedic timing. This will be what I point people to to sell them on Idol.

>>41730229
HOLY SHIT
ALL THIS TIME IT WAS YUKO BRAPPING
APOLOGIZE TO JUNA AND POCHI

>>41730231
my oshi is a master of prop comedy!!!

This is too far.

>>41730231
Heehee!

>>41730432
WEAK
LEAVE NOW

>>41730364
What a powerful creature

boo bros you still gosling for yuko after the scat talk?

>>41718491
I'll always love the shark, but Fuyo is where it's at now.

>>41730432
oh and the AI stream wasn't?

>>41730464
As long as she doesn't ask to take a dump on my chest, I'm fine.

>>41730464
yes of course I am comfortable hearing my wife talk about poop

Yuko's giant logs...

>>41730432
Yuko is the only unfiltered vtuber in a barren corporate filtered wasteland. She's the best

>>41730464
How can you say love her if vou can't even eat her poop?

>>41730464
Sure, why not?

>>41730464

>>41730464
Absolutely.

So after conquering the piss fetish, she's now going for the scat fetish huh

>>41730464
of course

>>41730464
we all shit so this isn't weird to me

>>41730579
Boo bros are being groomed into scatfags but a few threads ago they were hating on it.
Yuko groom power is too strong

>>41730464
Yeah I'm glad she's this comfortable with us

yuko's lincoln logs

Ngl, this is kinda trashy.

yuko's prolapsed anus...

I thought I was tuning in to a zoo game what the fuck is going on

You are now imagining Yuko's extreme gaping anus.

CABIN MADE OF YUKO'S LOGS UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

We vshojo now, I guess.

AAAH i dont like scat!!
Give me the piss

You could anal fist Yuko and she would love it

>>41730464
>scat talk
You mean like a normal conversation with a female, (or male) you are comfortable with?
That's not fetish talk anon.

Anal with Yuko has forever been ruined for me

>Tummy rub talk into scat talk
Boo bros your oshi NEEDS you to massage the shit right out of her! She's backed up!

Welcome to the real GFE, virgins!

>>41730464
yes, I feel closer to her now

>>41730695
zoo and scat go hand in hand

get filtered

>Yuko wanted to take a picture of her giant log
Why am I falling in love with this kid even harder now

>>41730748
ruined? this just means she could take it

If Yuko can poop big, she can take it big.

The way this is going she will talk about her sex life soon

>>41730792
if anyone gets filtered by this, they have never been in a relationship

>>41730681
Kind of too much for me.

>>41730760
unironically true, moving in with a woman changes everything with how comfortable she is with sharing details

Heaven forbid I sit down with my dinner and turn on a stream and DON'T hear a 30-minute tangent about literal shit

>>41730748
she literally said if felt good

>>41730760
Hi cat

>>41730760
>honest girlfriend who's comfortable talking about her giant shits
So this is what I wanted this entire time?

>>41730819
You know what, you're right. Anal with Yuko has been enhanced! as long as she doesn't shit on my dick

>>41730842
The way this is going she will have sex with me soon

>>41730904
hi

>>41730857
That's why 2D>3D.

Tonight Yuko became my Oshi.

So Yuko for urethral and anal?

>>41730842
Imagine she misjudges and think boobros will be ok with that. The backlash would be catastrophic.

>>41730842
>Yuko sex life
>Yuko
lol. lmao

>>41730995
she's gotta make up with that with a live schlicking session

Extremely messy sex with Yuko full of pissing, brapping, and then you do anal and there's shit all over your dick.

>>41730460
seriously tho fuyo was so funny that stream, im so glad shes my oshi!!!

>>41730996
That's never happen, hahah, oh god.

yuko's mom is watching btw

>>41731041
forgot about the extremely heavy period

>>41731072
She's never been prouder.

>>41730996
It would make Idol a laughing stock and cast down into cold dark obscurity again.

I had a boner up until the brap and poo talk..
Give me the pee story so I can get an erection again

>>41731041
>this will never happen to me
why even live boo bros...

>>41730995
Clearly all holes are go.
>mouth because look at all the wonders that come out of it
>pussy because why would you waste such a perfect cunny
>urethra because it' very active
>anus because it can fit her own arm
She's a sex goddess. Who's extremely fertile too.

>>41731041
Stop, I can only get so hard!

>Shit story with a puke mention followed by a piss story chaser

I'm glad she is having fun

>>41731146
perfect for gangbangs with her boobros

>all of the sudden

Is it wrong to point out to her in chat that talking about shit isn't entertaining?
Or should I let her spiral into being an anal idol?

>>41731192
heh nothing personal kid

>>41731248
It's not wrong, just don't be an autistic retard about it.

>>41731248
filtered

Top 5 Yuko stream

>>41731248
get filtered

Y'all sick

Mutual genderbending with Yuko.
And then she fucks you.

>>41731350
>>41731406
A joke or would you actually eat Yuko's log?

So how long before Yuko starts talking about being into cannibalism?

stream closed
unsubbed

>Yuko punches her friends balls

>>41731443
I wouldnt but take a step back and realize youre being too sensitive.

>no gameplay
>only a piss and shit zatsu
I fucking love Yuko Yurei holy shit

She will unironically take a picture of her shit in the bowl and post it on twitter. Its only a matter of time

>homofag gets filtered
based yuko

>>41731421
Hot, but only if she fucks me in front of a mirror

>>41731458
This is the most homosexual thing I've seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off in here earlier

>Talks in detail about her piss and shit
>Schlicks to loli
>Wants to get bukkake'd
>Intelligence too low to be measured
>Autistic
>Plays with a fidget cube
You're in "love" with this?

>>41731532
Depends on whether you swap sizes as well. I doubt her tiny child-like body would be able to lift the average anon.

>>41731473
Think about it before you go defend a girl's absolutely fattest, thick log-shitting stories on the internet

>>41731443
not everything has to be about consuming stuff that comes out of her body

>>41731574
Yes!

>>41731574
It's called a daughterwife yes

She is so retarded

>>41731574
>You're in "love" with this?
Until Gura comes back, right?

UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41731577
Right, my mind went straight for bodyswap lmao

jesus christ

>back to piss stories
AAAHHH MY COCK

>>41731636
Shes like a little animal, dumb, cute and just pisses everywhere

nice pisstuber

>>41731574
Yes. The dumber she is, the cuter she is

>>41731574
I know I've said this about a lot of girls before, but she might be exactly what I've always looked for in a girl. It hurts so much.

>>41731574
Not "love", true love

>>41731574
Yes

Yuko filtering the homofags who want fake women.

>>41731574
Yes and I'm proud to admit it

>>41731574
Contrary to popular opinion I don't want to marry her, I just think she's really entertaining. I want to see her succeed, I want to congratulate her when she publishes her children's book and never has to work a day in her life and is just free to act like an autist online for money.

>>41731574
When did she say she wanted a bukakke

Heaven forbid I sit down with my tea and turn on a stream and DON'T hear at least a 2-minute tangent about literal piss

How long do eel pregnancies last and how hard is it to impregnate an eel?

now finish up with some JOI and some fidget cubing and it'll be a 5/5 stream.

>>41731813
Don't they just lay eggs?

In this stream, Yuko has:
Talked about the fattest shit she's had
Talked about the longest piss she's had
Talked about herself brapping
Burped on stream
And discussed her period at least 4 times
Along with CBT thrice

>>41731774
She never did, it's a joke on her member ASMR she was making monkey noises and eating fake bananas

>>41731738
>She might be exactly what I've always looked for in a girl.
>Just pissing and shitting and pissing everywhere all the time

>>41731932
Can you fucking imagine?

>>41731927
kek

>>41731927
good one

Yuko is pump n dump material

>>41731927
Is she going to join the current trend of vtubers playing the South Park RPGs too?

>>41731932
>Just pissing and shitting and pissing everywhere all the time
Just do as Pekora do with Jill

>>41732072
Yuko is pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump n pump material

>>41731927
i was waiting for this

>>41732072
>wasting literal breeding material like that
I just hope her tiny little body can survive spitting out at least a football team.

>>41732072
Yuko is pump n impregnate material

>>41732090
Yuko has South park humor, i'd think she would like it

well we're at an hour...

>>41732226
with different fathers for each baby

>>41731248
Nobody will care or even consider your retarded opinion.

What made Yuko the way she is?

I love this digusting girl would happily be her toilet and consume everything

>>41732072
funny way of spelling wife

>poop talk
>pee talk
>period talk
>vommy talk
>brap talk
>auto cannibalism talk
what a ride

>no zoo today
Period hate. It's just a reminder that I failed to do my job.

>>41732308
Me.

>>41732305
You go scatbro

>>41732341
The Yuko experience.

lmao where the fuck is the zoo game, just the idea of someone joining the stream and really wanting the see the zoo game be played today and getting this is hilarious to me

>>41732308
She pretty much grew up on 4chan. Also, she was a loner retard during school.

Yuko pregnancy

yuko is pragnote
it's over boobros

Oh she's digging a hole now

>>41732421
fuck the zoo game lmao

>plenty of vtubers have don't bath streams
>Yuko is going to do a toilet stream, complete with both shit and piss
That's my wife...

>I'm gonna talk about all the shit I've taken in my life
The cuckening begins

Imagine how her manager feels right now.

In Yuko's case it's more like gape moe

Yuko will make a constripation ASMR. It will end with a splash

>>41732072
Id stay by my little pissgoblins side until I die

Yuko 2 hour long continual brapping voice pack for valentines

>>41732700
approve it aviel

>Didn't deny the GFE
Boobros we're in!

Yuko confirmed she wants to filter cumbuds and homofags out of her fanbase.

>>41732884
BASED

poobros...

POOBROS

well, rip boobros, it was a good run

we're getting the next wisp color soon right?

>Has pedophiles in her fanbase
>Doesn't think it's weird
>Scatfags start showing up
>Hates it

This is a shit bed of her own making.

>>41732308
mostly the gangbang

>>41733051
Yuko's a pedophile herself

The Boobros will split into two factions

The Pissbros And the Poobros

The scale of the conflict will cause irreparable damage to the vtuber scene

poobros... pissydachis... what will be the next fanbase name to get full charachter assassination?..

>>41733051
Yeah, I love her

Yuko's golden waterfalls...

i missed the start, does she have constiopation or what

Are we Scatfags now? Is yuko really a Smellfag / Scatfag?

>>41733263
>he doesn't know

>>41733263
She's on her period. Braphog

>>41733302
yuko is for every fetish

>>41733193
Based.

>>41733051
Yuko has linked a Toradora doujin. She's alright with lolicons. The other fetishes are too much.

>>41733427
When did she link that?

>>41733427
There are two types of people in this world, lolicons, and liars.

>>41733515
said numbers on stream

>pippa
fuck no

>>41733515
>he skipped the zatsu in the tarkov stream
Easily one of the best so far

>>41733601
Cope faggot. Get filtered

>>41733515
Tarkov collab, didn't linked it, just said the numbers 286769

>poopkin poopa raid with the poobros
what a life

Fuck if these scatfags start shitting up every yuko stream (literally) I'm gunna staple their assholes shut

Tsunderia just went under.
Time for poaching

>>41733427
I'm very convinced that she's into piss as well.

yuko, to help with digestion drink a lot of water (preferably warm) and eat yogurt (or kefir etc) every day before going to bed

>>41733601
based, see ya guys next stream

I miss Yuyu

i actually beg the boobros not to be as actively retarded about poop now as you are about pee

poobros stay winning

>>41733966
I won't. Piss was fine, the other stuff not so much.

>>41733966
Hi Yuko, don't worry it's just a bit
With that said, I mean it when I ask you to menstruate in my mouth

>>41733966
I will never stop being autistic about piss but the only part of the poop talk that really hit me was the fact that her log was thicked than her arm. Now I need to find some anal focus loli doujins with giant monster cocks.

>>41733966
It was just a bit man, I'm all about that piss.

>>41733966
>>41734082
yeah, i'm into loli pee but shit is just nasty. i will play along tho when she brings it up

>>41733966
It's a haha funne thing for the stream, but I distinctly draw the line with scatfags. Piss is more palpable.

>>41734122
Yeah her asshole can take some big dicks and punishment if she can shit like that
Analbros are the true winners

>>41733807
>tfw I sent g/249080/ to her marshmallow

>>41733966
you have my promise

>>41733966
I only simp for Yuko's love potion

>>41734180
>palpable
Heh
>>41733966
I won't, go get some rest love

Great Yuko stream

>>41733966 (me)
thank you boobros, and i love loli pee too so i understand where youre coming from

goo nai boobros

Next it will be puke or period talk, shes slowly filtering all the weaker viewers out leaving only true boo bros

>>41734735
Goo nai yuyu
Lov youuu

>>41733966
Dont worry Yuko.
Piss is hot, but poopoo is just icky and stinky

>>41734672
>>41734735
Goodnight. Get good sleep!

>>41734789
haha you just said love you to a male haha you gaaaay

>>41734738
That WAS the period talk anon

Poo story Timestamp please

>>41734735
goo nai yuyu \OvO/

>>41734738
Did you not watch the stream? She confirmed her menstruation

Checked the other streamelements, Pochi and Rin are dead too, should we tell aviel?

>>41734672
LARPbro, there's a space in "boo bros"...

>>41735007
i'm sure he already sent his army of golems to the streamelements headquarters, goyim

>>41734672
This poster is my wife
>>41734735
This poster is gay

>>41734908
>>41735003
Oh young anons, cramps differ greatly from the true horrors of periods

Come to think of it, Juna was tweeting about her head hort earlier. Did they sync up their periods?

>>41735131
You're literally retarded, watch the stream again. She spelled it letter by letter, M-E-N-S-T-R-U-A-T-I-O-N

>>41735207
Pochi did too, if I'm not mistaken. It's possible.

If Yuko's period ends tomorrow, she will be ovulating by Monday.

How many vtubers will Idol poach after the news?

Yuko ignored the GFE comment and referred to her boo bros as "best friends". How do you feel about being friendzoned?

>>41735475
I feel like Im going to impregnate my gassy wife

>>41735475
was expecting a GFE tangent but she didn't

>>41735389
Lisa is already seething at the rabid phase poachbeggars. Please act decently if you want any of them to look our way.

>>41735475
Best sex friends

>>41735475
BESTfriendzone anon, big difference

i come from the future. this meme will soon become extremely relevant to yuko (not a cuck meme, the boobros are the girl and Yuko is the guy)

>>41735475
we are called boo BROS for a reason, and we can always be sexfriends

>>41735774
She wants us to put on the hoodie

That was a great period / piss / shit zatsu!
Yuko is still adorable and sexy.
Im gunna go watch the collab that happened earlier now

>>41735475

>>41735475
Friends with benefits (such as getting to drink her piss from the source)

Would you like to have scatty anal sex with Yuko? If she likes it, I don't mind having some dookie on my cock

>>41736218
Anon.... comply with your oshi's wishes
>>41733966

>>41736218
Fuck off shit nigger

>>41736218
I would do anal with her but only if she prepares properly. It's the only way my massive boo cock could fit all the way in.

>>41736266
>>41736270
I'm going to blend Yuko's 2 week log inside her, and there's nothing that you faggots can do about it.

Wait, so if Yuko's period lasts "longer than usual" how is it even possible to get an accurate calendar going?

>>41736524
She probably has a 6 or 7-day period. Not abnormal but about as long as a period gets

>>41736218
>>41736475
this is what i feared, even ironic scatposting is awful and then eventually someone will think scatfaggery is ok

Can we please just get back to comfy peeposting?

>>41735774
King of the Hill watchalong.

>>41736629
>eventually
it's already happening anon, you can't close pandora's box once it's been opened

>>41736629
At least Yuko is clearly against it

>>41736266
>>41736270
>>41736629

>>41736524
Time when it started, and time when it ends, also time when she starts ovulating

>>41736934
swap the nrg for some beans

finally I can catch the collab VOD

>>41737031
its a good one, fuyo was really funny in this collab!!! everyone was!!

With all this scat shit, There is a decent chance that a scat artist will draw fan art of yuko shitting.
One of the few precious pices of pornography of our oshi will forever taint her tags.

>>41736629
I'm starting to fucking think it. Why it had to be fucking Yuko. I don't want to unironically enjoy this stuff, but I can't stop imagining yuko in certain situations after today, while having a massive boner of course

>>41737164
Yukomama, I kneel

>>41737164
God her and her family are so cute

>>41737164
>family

>>41718491
i'm a pippa autist and yuko is basically a mini pippa with half her autism.

>>41737251
I diagnose you with stage 5 grooming.

>>41737301
yeah me

>>41737301
nah if she were in a relationship she would have leaked it already. She's way to retarded, would pull a rushia

I unironically want Yuyu to shit on my chest

>>41737392
at least half of the retardedness is acting, anonchama
she's /here/ enough to know that leaking a relationship is career suicide, especially in a small corpo

>>41735475
Yuko is not parasocial!

I'm sure she is following this guide https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg
That doesn't mean her feelings are not sincere. She sounds happy, and it makes me happy, when she says she wants to know more about us and wants us to know more about her

This matches with what she said on her streams, like:
https://youtu.be/KUQtePqVQ2Y?t=5916
and
https://youtu.be/FeYIhp4uZmg?t=13112
and
https://youtu.be/WEVE1R2GC1k?t=3741

It seems like Yuko wants to be a streamer who's close with her fans and foster a genuine community but not GFE/Parasocial, which is inherently fake
To say otherwise is to go against her own words