/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WOAH!! IF IT ISN''T A. . .
KRO mIE! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [(All Alone On A Late Night /∞/?)]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [(Abandoned you for the menhera)] YOU ARE?
SUPAS, GONE DOWN THE [(Drain)] [(Drain)]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN SPLIT???

Kronii Love !!

>>41647236
undertale is trash

>Kronii will once again hop on a game's (Fire Emblem) bandwagon far after its window of relevancy
>Will do 2 streams and then never finish it because she refuses to stream the same game multiple times a week or even two weeks in a row

>>41647389
based, game is shit

>>41647358
if it's good enough for Bread, it's good enough for Kronii
https://youtu.be/cJz-Grw5cn8?t=14645

>>41647389
Yes, that's Kronii, she don't really give a fuck about fotm and numbers, you should know this by now.

Kronii love!
Think we'll get a stream today?

Every day, every bread, Ri-La-Ru-Ra
Don’t you hear Kronii's waist expanding? Ri-La-Ru-Ra-Ra-Ra

>>41647492
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-yslb2ru1ME
kronii playthrough when?

I want Kronii to eat me.

>>41647573
>R
I hate Japs
>>41647538
I would be very surprised. She'll probably just tweet out that it's a guerilla week (in other words don't expect a stream today)

>>41647630
>I am bred!
Yeah, by me

>>41647389
>Will do 2 streams and then never finish it because she refuses to stream the same game multiple times a week or even two weeks in a row
no no no, you got it wrong. she would play it and then hit us with the
>'"..."
>"well I can see the appeal"
after that she wouldn't play it again

>>41647630
>Sana wasn't to do a Kuso game every week but Management shot it down

>>41647699
go back to sleep kronii

I want to watch the entirety of The Sopranos with Kronii and hold her cute hand in tense moments

>>41647772
She'd see Tony and think "ey whoa he's literally me"

>>41647772
this but with Breaking Bad

>>41647737
>Hey I want to do this fun thing each week playing some games
>No you have to numberfag
I'd have graduated too

>>41647737
permissions would have made that one difficult even under a different name
still wonder what exactly happened to holoscopes

>>41648104
>No you can't name it kusoge mondays
>Guess I won't stream at all then

Kronii love...

>>41648228
she did pokemon endurance streams
same thing really

>>41647737
I maintain if she framed it as "indies" instead of "kusoges", management wouldn't have slapped her hand on doing that just because some developers don't like hearing streams call their game shit in front of a live audience.

So the real question is who was Tenet all along?

>>41648518
She said it was just an issue with the name

>>41647176
vesperoniis
vesper in shambles, why did she have to take his tiny dick
unity sisters???

>>41648724
nihaaaaaaaaao ping pong i missed you a lot

>>41648575
the bread was tenet the whole time. .emit elohw eht tenet saw daerb eht

>>41648885
hi one of many vespernoii faggot
unity fags when DEMAND the save vesper collab !!!!

>>41649124
your English didn't get better ping-pong...

its not even english at this point

Who has the set?

>>41649178
i am honored you remember me
a strong foe is to be remembered
but i'm sorry i don't remember faggots/cucks below

>>41648179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQXuyUWknI
It's a shame, I liked them.
I wonder what Kronii thinks about being a Muffin.

>>41649430
ping-pong your delusions of grandeur...my little yellow monkey fren...

>>41648179
She stopped because people were harassing her over them

>>41649689
You're a faggot for replying, you know that?

>>41649735
I ship them.

>>41649721
out of all the things to get schizo over why that

>>41649689
yet you still remember me somehow?
denying that singular truth
yet i have no fuck clue who are you? which gamma fag number are you?

next mental psy help when? ves did one for kronii it's only right for her to return the favor ain't it?

>>41649929
Ping-pong i'm trying my best to understand you but you're not making it easy
>>41649735
didn't ask cunt

>>41649557
>Inb4 Kronii was being a dense harem protag again and didn't realize at the time what Sana really meant by wanting to eat "her muffin top"

>>41649828
It's especially dumb considering Mio has been doing tarot card readings for ages, unless Sana really struck a nerve with some Taurus or something.

>>41650053
yet you still reply, am i that attractive or irresistible?
but i am not interested faggot.
and don't say others are cunt for being the obvious one yourself. at least have some self respect CUNT.
>>41649735
take care brother i shall save you.
move on leave this gamma filled vespronii fandom , just look at this place it's filled with faggots ! this is what your these people are like
pic related

>>41650429
ping-pong, you fucked up

>>41650519
yeah

>>41650519
I love you

>>41650519
I hate you

>>41650519
I don't know how I feel towards you

>>41650948
She looks so peaceful...I'll miss her...

Kronii loves bread.

>>41651084
Wonder Bread

I'm never going to sleep again.

>>41651754
Just like Kronii KEK

>>41651892
cute

Kronii cute...

Oh, I return to this shit:
>>41646915
>No because life ends at 25
Anon, let me tell you a story. I'd a friend. Yes, had. He died. At 24 years old,. He died from damages after an epileptic seizure. He knew he had the problem, he was medicated, he took care of himself. But one he had one so strong that would, some days later, kill him from the consequences. He never though life ended at 25, he didn't though he would die any younger that the others. It has been more than ten years (and I was older than him) and life didn't end for me either. So stop saying that shit and start trying to make your life worth. I don't care if you have AIDS, cancer or whatever, I've neighbors that have Down's syndrome and are fifty years old and they are living their life to the fullest they can. And I've seen a young man die at 22, had a bone disease who made him deformed and in constant pain, who until the last two months of his life continued to study and going to swimming (his passion). Life is long or shot it doesn't matter, live it to the fullest. You can be a doomer all you like, I'm too sometimes dammit, but saying 'eh, I will die anyway' is the immature cry of a manchild. Get out there and get your shit done, be happy. Own your time.

Sorry for the ESL wall of text btw.

bread will be the new subway huh

>>41649557
The stream that made me fall for her…

>>41652756
The superior shitpost, yes.

>>41647573
Calm down Brosnan

Gura's in japan now, good for her

>>41652756
You can't really cheer for Subway after watching this and learning how corporate fucks over their franchise owners and workers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdYFhzVCDM

Or Kronii just likes watch Korean dramas and got suckered into the advertising campaigns.

>>41653174
>john oliver
how about I don't

https://twitter.com/anyacchiiii/status/1617992626275508224

>>41652756
It'll probably peter out within the week; if the whole rant was something she did in a stream then yes but since it was contained to a space that was at fuckawful hours for a lot of people, I'd say any jokes last this week at most.

>>41653174
No one asked and no one cares.

>>41652942
>israel
Kronii was waiting to go together... Ride on Time is alive...

>>41653358
collab week, no schedule, this just drop, i won't take my meds

>>41651892
I hate you

>>41653241
Nice.

>>41653358
>going to japan before a surgery

>Kromei shippers right now.

>>41652942
>israel
suzy is going to locate her in order to drain what's left of her energy

>planning to return on 02/12
If she does return on that date she'll have been gone for 75 days, she didn't beat the record set by Ina.

>>41654128
Oh, forgot to link to this post >>41653241

>>41654070
Better before than after

>Globalretards still think Kronii surgery is before the festival.
I'm tired of these retards

Can't wait for
>"Oh yeah, I went to Japan, that happened"
>"Yeah it was pretty fun, met up with some of the others"
>"I saw [JP member] and that was pretty coool"
>"Anyways to start us off..."

>>41654911
>"Anyways to start us off..."
...bread

>>41647674
Listen to the space if you haven't already. It's a guerrilla collab week and there will be no schedule posted. She's probably travelling to Japan and we'll get collab streams with the JP's and Bae on the weekend.

Kronii when someone mentions the space next stream.

>>41655241
I have that's exactly why I'm saying that

japanschizos...

>Kronii left sandwiches in her fridge for a week an didn't care
>for some reason cares about leaving bread in for a couple of days
She's not telling the full story. The bread will be in her fridge for MUCH longer because she is going on her Japan trip.

>>41655454
Now THIS shows some credibility

>>41654678
>Didn't watch the guerrilla member stream where she said that she's having the surgery on February 17th.
>Calls other retards

>>41654139
If we include JPs, Mel was kinda gone from streams for 127 days (20/2/18 - 6/24) due to her sexual harassment incident. She did have covers up until 4/2, but Ina and Gura did also have stuff that released through their breaks too

Okay for real though
>Asks (presumably family member) to go get some pastry bread and she'll pay them back
>Come back with way too much bread to eat and now you owe me 60 dollars trollolololololo
Who the fuck does this

>>41655643
Kronii has become deathly anorexic due to not eating and they want to fix her.

>>41654678
you fucking retard lmfao

>>41655454
That's because she has 2 weeks worth of bread, not a few days like subway
She needs to learn that you can freeze bread.

>>41655744
She knows but she doesn't want to because then it won't taste as good
And the bread that has shit inside of it will get the shit frozen too

>>41655241
Kek I'll take it. Will listen to space when I get home

>>41655744
I only caught the last 5 minutes of the space, why does she have that much bread?

Who the fuck put bread in a fridge

>>41655643
architects

>>41655905
Read the thread at least...

>>41655905
>>41655643
60 dollars worth of bread

>>41655696
She has to be borderline anoxeric for the surgery though, all this pastry was a bad idea.

>>41655454
I was thinking that she's already in Japan
>Didn't see how fucking tiny her hotel fridge is before buying groceries
>Can't freeze bread because that fridge doesn't have a freezer, not because it tastes bad
>Can't give the bread to her family for obvious reasons
>Said US dollars to not spoil the surprise

>>41655838
Yes that's the point? And then when you thaw it it will be fine?
I have been freezing ciabatta bread and it's basically as good as it would be a day old.
Something garbage like wonderbread might be bad but good quality bread will be fine.
I imagine any filling can also just be frozen and then thawed afterwards.
Not like custard goes bad in the freezer.

>>41655643
It was probably her mom being super extra like many Asian moms
>"You need put on weight! You so skinny!"

>>41655953
Dated a girl in college who did that. She thought I was the weird one for putting ketchup bottles in the frige after opening them. That's the type of people who do it.

>>41655953
the real question

>>41656183
It was weird that she converted it to US dollars, and was taken by surprise when she did so.

>>41656183
It was also a space at an ungodly hour which she only did like once before after coming off a flight

>>41655953
People who use bread exclusively to make toast

>>41655643
she eating good at least

>>41656253
She's staying with Gura in Japan. Gura bought the bread for her. She converted it to US dollars to see how much Gura spent on her. No I will not take my meds.

Alright I'm convinced. She's in Japan

>>41655953
Me. I don't eat enough bread before it will go bad, so I just put it in the freezer or fridge.

>>41655953
>Never keep your bread in the fridge. The starch molecules in bread recrystallize very quickly at cool temperatures, and causes the bread to stale much faster when refrigerated
Woah what the hell

>>41656338
Freezer i can get it, even tho i don't like it, but in the fridge? not only you have chances of it getting moist but also it fucks the bread hard you could get sick

>>41656365
The bread gets hard but it'll take longer to get moldy. It's a tradeoff.

>>41656318
Much more likely she's staying with Bae or Mori, or even her non holo JP friend(s).

>>41655953
I used to do that before realizing that freezing bread is so much better.
I used to get bread once a week and by the end of the week it would be stale and maybe even moldy.
Fridge doesn't help too much with staleness but at least it keep mold away.
But freezing bread is superior in every way.
The one issue is that you want to precut it so that you only take out how much you will be using.

>>41656429
Wouldnt need to convert it to USD for any of them then.

That's why she tryhard her workload, she's in Japan.

You are all schizos, how you go from 'I got a lot of bread' to Kronii is in Japan.

>>41656318
or Fauna could be visiting her this week. That would explain the no fauna stream today too.

Your Japan schizo rrats are all debunked beyond the shadow of a doubt based off the crucial fact you are all forgetting, which is that she said the bread was gotten TWO days ago. She was at home, streaming, two days ago.

>>41655953
If it's a pastry with filling that would go bad like cream or custard it's better to keep it in the fridge.

>>41655953
>>41656365
>>41656417
Wait until people find out about the existence of salt pork.

>>41656544
cleary she had to finish it today, not because it was going bad that fast, but because her flight was today and she didnt want to leave the bread to rot while she was gone.

Gura and Kronii are performing the same day at 4th fest, they'll have a duet together.

The amount of copium in this thread…

>>41656869
Now that definitely won't happen. Its council's first year attending and they won't have idol outfits. They get one solo song each then they're through.

>>41656916
Maybe don't take everything literally

CouncilRyS thing is 7PM PST tomorrow, no Dying Light

>>41656946
You're already wrong since both Bae and Mumei are getting an extra performance with the DECO stuff, just because one thing happened that way for myth doesn't mean it will go the same this time

>>41657012
Isn't IRyS' voice dead?

>>41656536
Fauna takes tuesdays off

>>41657012
>Source:

>>41657099
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1618039427661717504

>It's another "everyone can put out schedules except for Kronii and we have to piece together her entire week from everyone else's" episode

>>41657271
Makes for good thread fuel.

>>41657099
>>41657127

>>41657271
those are rare stop crying

>>41657080
Not just council, every fest has worked that way for the new JP gens too. The sponsored stuff is seperate of cource.

>>41657271
I'd take "where in the holomem schedule is Ouro Kronii?" posting over any other timeloop this thread gets

>>41655643
She's in Japan, she asked one of the other Holos to get her some bread, they went to some cute Japanese bakery and went overboard and that's why she has a ton of bread now. Cap this for posterity and when it comes true accept that I am Kronii and suck my cock.

>>41657127
Dying Light...

>>41657271
This is what, the third time its happened? Oh the humanity.

>>41655953
I put my extra loaf of bread in the freezer. That way it doesn't go bad and get moldy sitting out on the table

>>41657510
>Dying Light...
Good metaphor for TimeRyS shippers.

It is kind of wild that there's not a single EN streaming tonight.

>>41657671
They're rehearsing for the collab tomorrow

>>41657671
Well, Kiara streamed earlier.

>>41657485
Sure, look it not being the case for HoloX this year

>Kronii in Japan where she doesn't have access to her GoXLR to do the Krono voice for the likely Ministry collab tomorrow
Sure thing, buddy

>>41657909
>LeMinistry
that ain't it chief

>>41657909
Ministry again would be fun. I'll miss San, though.

>>41657909
vesper is stepping in for sana

>>41657497
She can't be in Japan right now because the bread was gotten 2-3 days ago.
If anything she may be leaving for Japan later and that may be why she is concerned about the bread rotting but she certainly is not there right now.

>>41658126
Who?

>>41657633
Good, this is the year of FauRyS and possibly GuRyS

Kronies goes menhera about Kronii and Japan, very traditional.

Kronii will tell the story of the 60 loaves of bread to her hag harem and one of them will buy her 60 loaves of bread when she arrives in japan

>When infinity gets menhera about kronies being read.

Kronii cute Kronii love Kronies hate

>When Kronii watches you ship.

Shes in...

>>41659672
...in control.

>>41659722

>>41659769

Someone asked for this one long time ago.

>Kronii talking about bread
>bread means buns
>buns means Ina's gigantic ass
THEY'RE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW

>>41660032

Stop soundposting. I hate soundposts.

>>41660147
Okay.

Where's the webm of Kronii vibing to tenet music?

>>41660223
You killed the thread. Nice job, stupid. Idiot.

>>41660982
but where is it?

She JWU and is confirming lunch plans with Polka over discord. Offcollab frame will be up in a few hours. Have faith, fellow Japan believers.

Someone should make art of kronii buying wonderbread

>>41662022
Fuck off Murr, it's bad enough I still have to hear about you on FJ

Midnight, I don't believe it...

soon

Wasn't there some kind of reoccurring Ben10 joke in here?

>>41663614
No

>>41664278
ok

>>41665499
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S NO SCHEDULE I CAN'T PREDICT HER

I miss Kronii.

>>41665816
I still can't believe Kronii got ghosted.

>>41665894
didn't kiara just overslept?

>>41647176
>>41647356
>>41647538
>>41647772
>>41648309
>>41659485
I ALSO LOVE KRONII
AAAAAAAA

>>41666168
Yeah she woke up just as Kronii was wrapping up.

Imagine Kronii, Bae and Gura working on their 4th fes dance routine.

>>41668332
Whatever this trio's groupname love!

>>41668563
>RTS

>>41668563
1 Tall and 2 Smalls

>>41668563
BRB

Is it true that Kroni is in Japan?

She hates me ...

>>41670205
No, it's just a rrat. I think she's doing a KroFauMei off-collab in America tomorrow, first.

>>41670205
It's all speculation unless otherwise confirmed by the girls themselves
But yes, she's in jp

>>41670205
No but she's over the pacific ocean right now

Kronii is in my bedroom

Where is Gura is in Japan coming from or is that just another rrat?

>>41670497
Gura Member post.

>>41670893

>>41668332
>>41670869

>>41670869
What was the point of her flying back to Canada for like a week?

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1618096452428857345

>>41671257
Finally...Boros will be gone...

Kronii will be the last to confirm she is in Japan...

>>41671234
Kiara actually did mention that she'd be going back to Japan so soon that it was kind of unreasonable for her to return to Austria for as long as she will

>>41671610
She won't confirm it herself. She'll just appear at the Council off-collab tomorrow.

Kroina confirmed

>>41672303
they're teaming up to take down Ayame's tyranny

>>41672303
Ina's buns...

>>41672488
That's the bread she was talking about...

What does the bread say?

>>41673801
It's moaning >>41672488

>>41674052
Is it ok to dress her up like that?

>>41674579
yes
source: my penis

>>41674052
I saw my Ina's erotic feet here for some reason, so I clicked. What the kroniis usually up to?

>>41674052

>>41674887
schizoposting

>>41674935

>>41675158

>Honorary Holo is streaming Revengence tomorrow

>>41675713
Whose the mf. >>41675335

>>41675982
Holy shit that's cringe.

>>41675982
True Kronies will never stoop this low.

>>41675982
It's cringe, but he probably posted it because of Miko's stream. She wants to be on Times Square like Ina and Kronii.

>>41676220
Nah he is just using Kronies to shit up on the catalog.

>>41675982
The only reason this gets flak is because of Ina's.

Gramps don't look...

https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1618111548454576130?s=20

Kronii is in Indonesia and dressing up her harem!

>>41676969
Kaela will make Freaky cum so hard

>>41676937
give me that book i cant find the scans everywhere AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41676937
Okay that in particular feels a bit too on the nose.

>>41676626
This, the AR code just went to a fan discord, the AR code for Kronii went to a specific birthday site.

>>41677402
Would be interesting to know how many people followed that link. It can't be that many

>>41677484
it was on a curved display so probably not very many since a lot of phones would have trouble scanning it to begin with

>>41677402
Both AR codes went to the birthday site. You can even go back and scan the code to see the link

Help someone is being really gay to me in DMs.

>>41678168
show them your bussy

>>41678168
prove it...

I hope everyone's ready to completely ruin their sleep schedules when Kronii does go to japan

>>41678367
*Everyone in the timezones that matter

>>41678367
>thinking she'll stream while in Japan

>>41678455
She will and you'll drink your piss live for the dogeza

>>41678529
No, I will drink his piss live.

>>41678367
Finally, JST/SEA/AUS/basically the eastern hemisphere's time to shine!

>>41678367
>It'll be nothing but off stream collabs and she won't read chat
What's the point of watching live then?

>>41679305
>off stream collabs and she won't read chat
>watching live
you're not very bright are you?

>>41679359
>Thinking off stream collabs aren't live
Retardchama...

>>41678367
Her streaming jst would actually fix my sleep schedule kinda

>>41679454
what's an off stream collab?

>>41679454
Nice try

I'm going to do it

>>41679602
I'm it~

>>41679602
You won't...

>>41679602
you should, permanently and never come back

>>41679650
why...

>>41679497
Streams where they stream together in person, duh.

>>41679808
>off stream
Anon, are you...?

>>41679847
Right? Of course I am.

>>41679305
What, you're going to die from not being able to spam chat and get read or something?

I miss Kronii

>>41679808
The proper term for it is just offcollab, off stream means no stream or behind the scene stuff

>>41679882
>Not having a 1 to 1 read to post ratio.

Bros I need sleep but I don't want to miss the hype...

>>41679930
yeah...

>>41679602
Don't pull a gabe.

I hope Kronii has a fun time in Tokyo.

>>41679602
please pull a gabe

Kronii should hold my hand

MEMBER POST

Too much bread. What did she end up doing?

>>41682337
slow retard

Thread is dead so no one will know that I love the person that's reading this

>>41682823
ew

>>41682823
<3

She said she would update us on the schedule today...

>>41682823

>>41682823
Gay

>>41682823

>>41683049

>>41647176
Save her

>>41682966
This is a really shit edit

>>41683179
no thats just irys

>>41682966
TITS TITS TITS AHHHHHHHHHHH

The last big EN off collab that happened today had 5 girls kissing each other multiple times.
Will the CouncilRyS collab match that?

>>41683321
Ministry but with IRyS this time, take it or leave it.

>>41683361
Still less gay than Tempus.

>>41683321
Fuck off nijikek

>>41682955
Her schedule is... no schedule

>>41683372
considering Magni and Altare just spent the night singing love songs to eachother, that's not a high hurdle to clear

>>41683418
>He doesn't want Kronii and IRyS kissing as Mumei watches
Faaaag

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1618147358331768832

>>41683515
kys

Mumei just landed in Tokyo, frame soon

Mumei just hijacked a plane and crashed it into the ocean, frame soon

a second mumei just hit tokyo

>>41683667
no...

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1618165112241786881

Engage!

>>41683773
HAHAHAHAH YOU REPLACED THE HANDLE IN THE LINK WITH OURO KRONII DUDE THAT'S SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAH

>>41683809
/become/

>>41683515
>>41683773
kys
>>41683467
fuck off nijinigger

>>41683809
she already became blue, it's just a matter of time

Kronii is not in Japan.

>>41683891
Yet.

>>41683891
Proof?

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1618170969323114496
I hope she saved the footage for Kronii

Kronies love...*chu*

>>41684361
no...

>>41684270
plugging irys holes...

Update doko

>>41685003
People already told you why you're a retard, quit your shit.

>>41683773
>Reine Danganronpa 1

might be good

I need to stop saving so much porn

>>41685026
that wasn't me...

>>41685462
Stop that.

>>41685462
continue.

Suffering...