/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

TEMPUS LOVE

>>41680477
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Huh... Baker anon was right...

shit edition. waiting for another thread with unity

>>41680579
Amen.

That karaoke has me riding on a high. I want to serenade someone too.

>>41680579
AMEN

>>41680589
That is Unity

So, how many of you guys also drank or outright got drunk for the karaoke?
I did but I'm as much of a lightweight as Magni

>>41680579
Amen.

>>41680277
Uoh responsibly, chumbud. Check out the cook-off stream though, you get a full treat of what Tempus is all about in that one...

You know, save for one member.

I was more into AxMag but the past few days have converted me to really perceiving Almond.

>>41680591
truly thread magic

>>>41680521
You should check out his solo stuff too! It's pretty great.

>>41680579
AMEN

>>41680579
Amen

>>41680579
Amen

alare is singing Versace on the Floor for dez right now

>>41680620
i feel like this offcollab really made them “click”

>>41680591
That isn't the baker, that's me c:

>>41680620
anon, you're already switching sides when we didn't even get the magni axel off collab.

Next Stream in 9 Hours
https://youtu.be/GaO4ZOOb4bs

Hehehehehehe

Who in Tempus is perfect replace Justin Roiland in Rick and Morty?

Cute senpai~

>>41680675
Bettel.

>>41680675
Vesper

>>41680683
bettel was so damn cute tonight

>>41680620
It'll be Axel's turn soon...

>>41680683
truly the best dad one can get in tempus

>>41680670
Too long...

>>41680683
I can't wait for the HQ VG Karaoke stream...

>>41680204
Takochad I kneel

God I love Tempus and god I'm happy Cover took a chance on all these fuckers and gave us StarsEN. They're all a fucking gift that just keeps giving.

>>41680675
Magni Dezmond, but he replaces all the characters in Rick and Morty with sonic OC's and then it's just archie sonic comics voiced by Magni Dezmond

>>41680703
kek

>>41680665
I shouldn't have used "was", my bad. I meant to say I prefer AxMag but I can definitely see the closeness and appeal of Almond after the past few days.

>>41680675
You saw that shitpost by StarsEN management like 2 days ago? Bettel and Magni should've written that.
God I hope they do. Hakka said they're going to make more.

>>41680703
please, I hope they have their 3D debut as soon as possible so they can meet up in japan

>>41680742
KEK

>>41680477
Amen.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1618139910233559041
It continues

>>41680803
They're getting even drunker

Holy fuck, this karaoke was just what I needed to brush away the last bit of gloom from the last week, I feel so much better, I love Tempus

>>41680610
i wanted to but i have work tomorrow

>>41680671
Come back dude...

>>41680803
"""""""""""""""karaoke""""""""""""""""""""

>>41680803
what are they singing that they couldn't sing in the stream?

>>41680620
axel is too aggressively straight for me to be able to ship him with any of them

More drinks means less clothing

>>41680848
So cute~!

They need to do a loopstation jam session
there's nothing more fun than just making music with a mate

>>41680818
magni is getting even drunker altare is just watching him kek

>>41680778
I saw that as an ad on axel's zatsudan

>>41680778
>You saw that shitpost by StarsEN management like 2 days ago?
You talking about the memes video or something else?

>>41680891
no it doesn't

>>41680683
>>41680702
Him and Flayon too

>two cute kouhais side by side becoming innocently mesmerized by Magni and Altare's singing

>>41680863
they couldn't find any legal karaoke rips for some of the songs. i think mostly of magni's choices

>>41680923
>Flayon's oshi is Altare
>Bettel's oshi is...?

Were they using a remixed version of top of the world?
cause it sounded better when they sang it

>>41680803
ToT i hope they make a twitter soundpost with some offstream karaoke tunes

>>41680952
I honestly wouldn't know. The only time I hear the song is when Leader sings it during his streams.

>>41680913
Yup, that. It was too raw because it was cooked before VGs debuted, basically just memes regurgitated with no soul.

Dunno if someone dropped this in the last thread but here's a mega just in case someone wanted it.
https://mega.nz/file/ldM2CTgL#Ef3mrUbw5KDCMqUNzqvRLfspKVw6WPDjcTTpsmksCGs

>>41680964
even better, TWITTER SPACE ONEGAI

>>41680818
>>41680905
Wait Altare doesn't drink?

>>41680620
I will be the last axmag fujo..

>>41680943
Probably Magni. He seemed to know a lot of Dez's song choices that had appeared in previous karaoke streams.

>>41680703
Altare is going to meet Magni a few days before they fly to Japan together. This time they'll share a hotel room with two single beds - so it doesn't look gay - which they'll then push together.

>>41680998
how new?

>>41680848
this is adorable
magnis sad twerking is sending me lol

>>41680998
He's allergic to alcohol, according to his own words.

>>41680943
magni

>>41680998
He literally can't

>>41680998
No, he probably has alcohol allergy, it makes him very ill

>>41681008
you're a brave one, perhaps the bravest

After that karaoke NOW I am really the last straight brotuber left...

>>41680998
Altare is allergic. He throws up if he drinks more than like a sip of any booze.

>>41680998
I can't remember if it was because of alergy or korean weak genes I don't, i am still riding down the dopamine idk kek

>>41681034
Not so fast fag.

>>41681034
With that dumpy, Bubba?
With that DUMPY?

>>41680998
>>41681026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction
I have the same issue. I don't bother drinking because it's like skipping drunk and going straight to hangover or something. It just makes me feel sick instead of having fun, so there's no point.

>>41680943
>shinri's oshi is vesper
>hakka x axel

>>41680943
i assume magni, too
hakka is a leader or spicy shiny fan
i wonder who shinris oshi is

>>41680982
Thank you brother.

Vesper...

Why is Astel making that face?

>>41680533
I'm not even a zoomer

>>41681101
>>shinri's oshi is vesper
>shinri's oshi is actually pomu

>>41681129
why didn't they do it...

I want to kiss Bettel’s forehead. I want to make him a nutritious meal and feed it to him. I want to give him a massage after a long day of streaming. I want to stroke his back as he falls asleep in my arms. I want to take care of Bettel so that he has a good life!

>>41681098
It may honestly be even worse than that. I have a friend in college who straight up can't have a sip of alcohol because it'd instantly trigger his reflex to throw up.

>>41681110
>vesper mailed the hot sauces to shinri, practically knowing his address
>shinri always bring vesper up in his streams

>>41680702
Bettel screaming and crying in the chat

>>41681126
Flayon is bigger than him

>>41681126
Something is poking him from behind........

>>41681034
hold your horses fuckboy, the sheriff of brosville coming thru

>>41681145
i posted this btw

>>41681110
I'm pretty sure Hakka said his HQ oshi is Axel.

>>41681127

I wish I was leader's wife....

>>41681034
You're packing an ass like that and you come into our house and claim heterosexuality, Bubba? With that fucking rump roast?

>>41681034
Delusions of grandeur brother for I am the First and you are most definitely not the last.

>>41681155
Literally me frfr

>>41681160
reminder that hakka is shorter than flayon without his shoes

>>41681155
cuuuute

>>41681185
SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC~!!

>>41681183
yup, in his first spanish zatsu. I NEED ANIKI AND OTOUTO COLLAB FOR FUCKS SAKE

I hope aniki will ever be able to off collab with someone ;_;

Vesperrrrrr please come home we miss you

>>41681229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfKeXfa3TCE

>>41681155
Exactly how I imagined it tonight. Kudos to the artist.

>>41681155
Based

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1618140961699430400
>can't wait to meet up with all of the #holoTEMPUS boys in the future for an awesome off collab
TToTT Tempus HoloUters please

>>41681155
I'm the Magmite.

Both Vesper and Altare have been mesmerized by the magdumpy when they visited Magni. I just want Axel to have the chance to go after it too when it's in his head rent free all the time.. Axel please visit Magni this year

>>41680848

>>41681155
I can't believe he stayed and talked through the whole thing.

one of these days
i still want them to do this song for a karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EchbzHN3lek

>>41681328
cute jester kouhai...

>>41681333
He's spam liking all the fanart too lol

>Flayon, shitposted as Altare 2, has Altare as his oshi
>Bettel, shitposted as Magni 2, has Magni as his oshi
>Hakka, shitposted as Spic Axel, has Axel as his oshi
>Shinri, shitposted as Gayer Vesper, has Vesper as his oshi

Uhhhh, guys, it's over. Why are you all still here? Go home!

>>41681355
Gotta sober up somehow.

Why is everyone just seeing the potential of Almond? It was so apparent to me from the first off collab they had (3 months ago)

>>41681314
It better be fucking twister with mocap suits + masks

>>41681357
wasn't hakka shitposted as altare?

>>41681360
My dopamine rush is still high as a kite anon

>>41681357
Hakka is too seiso to be spic Axel

>>41681360
I'm casting spells to make sure Vesper shows up at the poker game

>>41681357
at least hakka can actually sing :^)

>>41681388
In what world? He was hyper as fuck in debut and people were already drawing comparisons to Axel, being ESL strengthened the comparison too

What if Vesper got collab banned forever...

>>41681360
I decided to hang out here instead of leaving like I usually do

>>41681357
Nice.
You know, in the application it asks you who your favorite Hololive talent is at the bottom. I wonder... if maybe they chose applicants who gave their oshi picks to each one of the HQ boys.

>>41681384
I wasn't here 3 months ago, the magnoir off collab dragged me into Tempus hell

>>41681384
For me personally it's just too generic, but it has been the most popular ship on twitter since the beginning

>>41681456
environmental changes....

>>41681427
Anon...

>>41681384
I still like Magnoir better

>>41681388
Only prior to his debut.

>>41681493
ok who cares, more food, more fun

>>41681384
Same here. It's such a fun dynamic. They get so dumb and creative together, even with the age difference.

>>41681384
I still don't care for Almond, I find the fansa too apparent. Still very pleased that Magni and Altare are having fun right now, though.

I hereby declare, as an avid TEMPUS enjoyer since debut, that I AM THE LAST STRAIGHT BROTUBER.

>>41681384
They're so teetee man

>>41681384
must have not been here the kidnapping and everything created after it was beautiful

>>41681509
Some might say that the age gap makes it better since Altare is mostly clueless about the culture Magni grew up with

>>41681360
/mans/ is my home

>>41681541
Yeah, I think it's extra cute when they find something they both like and get all excited about it since their tastes are so different.

>>41681531
Nay, for it is I who remains.

>>41681531
that's where you're wrong kiddo

Post a Song and which of the Tempus lads you want to sing it.

>Magni
>The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha

>>41681531
fuck you
im the last straight brotuber
i've also been here since debut

>>41681579
Anons... I don't know if I can survive a 3D live...

>>41681333
>>41681355
He really like Tempus huh, my heart feels warm knowing that

>>41681519
>I find the fansa too apparent
lol I feel like magnoir was more apparent with their fansa, vesper even admitted that the handholding and stuff was a bit. This feels like friends who are open to being close and are having fun, but alright if you did not like their fansa

>>41681606
Watch his goose game stream from earlier today, it was funny as fuck

>>41681579
I want Magni to sing Can't help falling in love with you solo

>>41681287
whatta babe

>>41681579
>Flayon
>Tsukema Tsukeru

>>41681384
Almond is alright, like a younger peppier girl (altare) courting a jaded weathered man (magni). magnoir is like the truest bromance ever sculpted.

>>41681620
I'm not a Magnoir shipper either, for the very reason you just stated. Besides, I feel that Vesper really doesn't like being shipped with others, no matter how much he says it's fine.

>>41681327
ikr... i wish australia wasnt so ridiculously far from the rest of the world

>>41681503
Based and same

>pako not knowing 'On Top of the World' because his heart hasn't "returned from space" yet when the song was released
is he forgiven

>>41681579
>HQ
>Flash! - Cool Doji Danshi

>>41681360
Admiring the afterglow

>>41681579
>Hakka
>This fucking kino https://youtu.be/ZlwOTwbpOEk

>>41681695
Even though he doesn't like pickles I will always forgive him.

>>41681579
>Altare
>No Ordinary Love by Sade

We need some more 90s music rep

>>41681360
waiting for the rest of barbie girl to get posted /here/

>>41681695
Isn't it [hadn't]?
Also yes, of course he is forgiven

>>41681384
i became a fan around the time of the magnoir collab and kind of imprinted on them i guess. but almond is winning me over

>>41681463
>in the application it asks you who your favorite Hololive talent is at the bottom
I have no idea whether this is true or not, but Hakka definitely put Izuru there. Flayon either Kira or Kaoru, or Miyabi.

>>41681328
I'm bettel

>>41681579
>Hakka
>https://youtu.be/VdKyMg-FhU4

>>41681579
I want altare to sing a korean song but I can't pin down which I would prefer

>>41681754
my esl is showing, gomen

>>41681800
No worries anon
t. spic

>>41681788
man, I need to hear him sing instagram by dean... he sang a bit eons ago and it was great

>>41681695
I would've forgiven him anyway but that sealed it

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1618147998512582657

>>41681477
ToT it hurts bc nowa would never look at magni like this...

>>41681579
>hakka
>ill nino - predisposed

>>41681854
b..but those are the best.....

>>41681854
no need to flex, maguni. michael jackson hits were already ballsy

>>41681579
>Hakka
>Outer Science

Betsy....

>>41681579
>Magni
>Washington Square - The Correspondents

>>41681854
AAAAAIEEEEEE
perms why...

>>41681854
Noooo~ Why did he have to make me imagine that.

>>41681900
cheeky

>>41681902
Thanks for the insider info Flay, taskir

>>41681854
>ywn listen to altare sing disney songs

>>41681686
Yeah, poor doggo... I'm just glad he is mentally strong, in his own words, he is probably really happy to see his boys having a good time. But I don't blame him if he's a bit melancholic about not being able to visit them more easily

>>41681911
MOUSE HATE

>>41681579
>The Impossible Dream

Good taste.

>>41681902
tsker

>>41681902
I mean, at least he has someone to talk to.

>>41681902
tisker

>>41681854
I will never forgive Disney for killing this kino and Astel's karaokes.

>>41681902
TISKER ToT

>>41681854
But why can't they sing Disney? Most of the good ones are all in karafun anyway.
Haven't the nijis sung them too?

>>41681579
>>41681787
Found the original
https://youtu.be/FFnJOer7F10

>>41681854
FUCK DISNEY
SING DREAMWORKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWL5Az4pow

I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT, SOME DRAWFAG EDIT THIS INTO MAGNI AND LEADER

>>41681931
Wait what

>>41681854
LET THEM SING DISNEY AAAAAAAA

Goodnight /mans/. One last song for the road.
https://voca.ro/1cdVwVf6s9v5
You're all perfect.

https://youtu.be/GBw-5_5T8Y0

>>41681760
It is true.
Phrased exactly this way:
>Who is your favorite VTuber and why?

Vesper admitted he got introduced to Hololive because of Myths old table-top RPG stream. I wonder if he put any of them.

>>41681579
This is probably a shot in the dark but considering Flayon's Sonic tastes I will literally bend the knee if I ever him cover this:
https://youtu.be/JYw8_hSwgX0

>>41681579
Altare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E-DiPBIL58

>>41682095
fuck you
you are way too good
you better be in tempus 3

So if Magni is Bettel's dad, and he said that Magni and Altare are "married", does that mean they birthed him and he's just being supportive to his parents?

>>41682029
YT and the mouse will immediately nuke your channel once the algo recognizes the song

>>41682051
>Trail We Blaze
>not It's Tough To Be A God

Get your shit together anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSXijk37oNs

>>41682079
I miss Astel Disney karaoke. He even did the songs in english like the good little westaboo he is

>>41682095
You're just flexing, go the fuck to sleep.

>>41682140
magpreg isreal...

>>41682108
that's a pretty nice supercut, despite the chinese sub

>>41682140
but then hakka said leader is his dad while magni is his uncle... almond is incest?

Ngl, this off collab will have a special place in my memories

>>41682029
They never had permission to sing Disney, it's just they could get away with it in unarchived karaoke, but that doesn't work anymore because they can get live-striked.

Cover probably took extra precaution and banned it completely because they can't even do it in twitcast or twitter spaces.

>>41682140
He's way ahead of you anon...they are gay dads

>>41682140
Yes, Magni is a canon omega, just look at how he was in heat the whole time and desperately trying to avoid altare's touch

>>41681931
>>41682057 (me)
Oh wait are you talking about some le forbidden knowledge because I swear to god I know nothing about it. I just felt like it's fitting after knowing how kagepro was one of his inspirations to be utaite.

>>41682150
Don't let the memories die. So many streamables are already gone.

https://streamable.com/hrxuz4 Broadway Friend Like Me
https://streamable.com/j1f7tl Normal Friend Like Me
https://streamable.com/q4z17g Circle of Life
https://streamable.com/r58s2r Love is An Open Door
https://streamable.com/8opidy Let It Go
https://streamable.com/nttpfv Can You Feel the Love Tonight
https://streamable.com/ft6fw3 Part of Your World
https://streamable.com/83f1j9 Under the Sea
https://streamable.com/95dsya Arabian Nights
https://streamable.com/qk4fa1 One Jump Ahead

Bonus: Astel and Kuku's Whole New World (3:30)
https://files.catbox.moe/u6pgu2.mp3

>>41682229
lol cute

>>41682298
Oh sweet! Circle of Life is my favourite

>>41682283
h hot

>>41682298
TISKER

>>41682283
If magni is a omega and altare is an alpha, what is bettel?

RATE THE OFFCOLLAB

>>41682456
Beta

>>41682456
beta

>>41682456
a clown shaped stain on the floor

>>41682476
I rate you late, therefore undeserving of further (You)s

>>41681579
>magni/bettel
>ANY Weird Al song
Dez's voice sounded so much like his during the City Escape cover, I need it.

>>41682476
Married/10

>>41682289
Sorry if this is too rule 1 but There's a group cover of Outer Science where you'll hear a very familiar voice. Didn't think I'd end up finding him here again. Small world.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1618153659094953990
The kino we are missing out on...

>>41682456
also an omega

>>41682521
They should sing the bohemian polka

>>41681579
>Magni or Altare
>Death of a Bachelor

>Shinri and Flayon duet
>Garando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaol7imXNd4

>>41682531
FUCK I WANT A BE PREPARED MAGLORD AAAAAA

>>41682192
Hakka is Altare's son who still hasn't fully accepted Magni as his new dad.

>>41682531
One of the best villain songs

>>41682531
MOUSE HATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41682298
his arabian nights is good man

>>41681579
>Shinri and Vesper
>Yaranaika

>>41682238
Exactly why i didnt say Altare is the mama;)

>>41682079
>>41681854
FUCK THE MOUSE AND FUCK PERMS, I'M GONNA DISNEEEEYYYYYYYYY

https://voca.ro/11t01ai0cnOo

>>41682140
yes

>>41682917
This singing is so good

>>41682917
sex

>>41682917
quit doing vocaros and audition already you fuck

>>41682917
Weren't you going to sleep like over an hour ago?

I'm just gonna drop this. Roberu is trying foods and beverages on stream. This time it's gyoza cider, bitter melon juice, crab cola, and some stupid food name Genghis Khan caramel.
https://youtu.be/V9Eyb7b48Oo

>>41680477
>removing Vesper
:/

>>41682917
Anon I better see you in StarsEN3 6 months from now, don't forget to do your JP reps and make your senpais proud.

>>41682917
Holy shit you're so good!!? Keep it up!!!

>>41683043
That other anon did, I am unrelated to him.

>>41683012
I did, back before Tempus HQ debuted..

>>41683072
Blindchama...

>>41683103
Click the picrel, they're making Nowa disappear :(

is bettel actually /here/? he talks about "adoring violence" way too much. or are there ryonafags on twitter too?

>>41680671
I hear him in my dreams. I’m afraid we will lose him.

>>41683196
Reality is whatever you believe it to be, anon.

>>41683103
So we have cowboy anon and Disney/theater anon. Just two more for a full gen.
Have you been building up your streaming/content portfolio? Seems that's more important than just talent

Bros why is your manager in my oshi's chat speaking Korean?

>>41683218
There was also IrishAnon, VomitKun and OjiAnon but I don't think any of them actually posted vocaroos.

>>41683218
Who is cowboy anon?

>>41683196
It's possible, but he's said "I read Twitter, I see what people are saying about me" when bringing it up on stream, so he has plausible deniability. It's very likely that the same people also ryonapost about him on Twitter.

>>41683103
Keep trying, anon! I bet you can make it if you persevere!

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618161579106906112

>>41683277
I had to dig through previous threads, he posted a vocaroo singing a country song.

https://vocaroo.com/1llLku8Iga4Z

>>41683431
Not cringe ngl

>>41683431
the pika drip

>>41683333
>very likely that the same people also ryonapost about him on Twitter
Problem is I don't post on Twitter and haven't seen anyone write about spitroasting and deep-frying Clowns except /here/. You'll get fucking cancelled.
High chances that he's just lurking.

>>41683446
its gone anon

>>41683483
I hope Bettel is /here/ so he can see how much I love him

>>41683536
It doesn't matter if they are actually /here/, since axel will share the funny jokes and my love my Magni Dezmond, selfproclaimed Alchemist of Guild Tempus of HolostarsEN

>>41683431
They're cute~

wait, altare shoe size is around 9"? is there a way to estimate his penis size from this?

>>41683431
cute baby leader

>>41683598
Magni, you just need to take your clothes off.

>>41683103
Click the video in the OP buddy

>>41683431
ToT almond gave each other the sweetest bday gifts...

>>41683536
I hope Bettel is /here/ so he can see how much I want to rape him

I miss almond aleady uuu magni its your turn kidnap leader and keep him in your basement forever

>>41683745
I do not endorse this heretical video. Baker is a faggot.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1618159992502378496
seis horas de sexo

>>41683927
AIIIIIIIIEEEEE

>>41683927
>6 hours
of fucking course

>>41683598
No, penis size is kind of like breast size in the sense that you can't divine it's size from other measurements.
Imagine if the size of a woman's breast could be completely obscured with regular clothing like a penis would, you couldn't make a reliable guess based on height or shoe size.
For reference I'm size 45 EU and I'm 16-ish centimeters downstairs.

Did he really say his shoe is 9 inches? because that's downright dainty.

>>41684086
nta but he said size 9-9.5, presumably US.

>>41684086
>measuring cock length in cm
Do Euros really?

>>41683927
SEIS HORASSSSSSSSSSSS

Speaking of birthday gifts, Did Vesper say what was his birthday gift to Magni? or did he ever gave it to him?

>>41684035
They know what the ladies (and ghost boys) want.

>>41684131
Lmao okay, a 9 US is NOT 9 inches, that's 42-43 EU according to google.
A man with actual 9 inch feet would be pretty deep in IMAGINE territory.

>>41683927
Let's hope they don't wake up in the same bed together. Saying that so it might happen.

JWU... I can't believe I slept through the whole thing... my alarms...

>>41684185
He only said he needed to finish it, so let’s think he did give it to him :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xajjY7-YUs
Vox in 2 hours!!

>>41684240
Bold of you to assume they haven't been sharing a bed this whole time.

>>41684280
wrong thread

>>41684280
wrong thread!

>>41684223
But my....

>>41680982
thanks

>>41684185
Vesper said he drew Magni doing the SA1 pose as his gift during their Commissions Open collab.

>>41683598
kek he's probably sma

>>41684465
A-anon?

>>41684166
Literally everyone measure everything in SI, except for burgers.
Come on, the USofA is technically a SI country, all the pounds and inches and miles and gallons are defined in SI measurements. Take le last step, ditch Imperial.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1618176887091761152

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1618176887091761152

>>41683598
Does Altare have small feet for his height? I'm 6 inches short and have the same shoe size

>>41684679
Now you are just flaunting it.

>>41684711
wtf Magni

>>41684620
yeah SI is better but you measure dicks in inches so you can round up and make it seem bigger then it actually is

>>41684711
I need 3D Magni so badly...

>>41683431
I'm jealous of the floor tiles...

omw to north elysium to correct this little brat sister of Axel

>>41684711
sure, if that is what you call twerking...

so what happened to vesper? did he die or something?

>>41684963
oh no, he is well and alive vampires can't die
he is just recording a cover

>>41684963
Monday is his off day

>>41684963
He got stabbed in the heart by a Belmont.

>>41685010
it's Wednesday evening in Japan

>>41685117
You heard me

>>41684963
busy not updating poorfags

Who is the rushia of them?

I assume we haven't heard anything from Vesper since his t3 post then?

hehehehehe

>>41680982
Thanks but why mega, man....

>>41685001
Meds

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>41685505
Yes. Now go back to sleep, Flay.

>>41684711
The downfalls of having such a dummy thicc ass.

BETTEL LOVE!!!

https://youtu.be/cGXmeCCjJdw

JWU. I have missed all the Almond collabs because EST...

>>41680803
God bless u

>>41685289
>UMM UHHH SONG SONG COVER SONG COVER COVER SONG
Such enlightening member posts

>>41681384
Almond is my favorite because it's such an unlikely duo

i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spot tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djqsp7-cu64
dead horas so here's Jump uproar it has EN subs if you're an EOP.

>>41687282
thank chu~

>>41687282
Thanks, but I have 4 streams to catch up to.