/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>officially
What did she mean by this?

I keep reading her memba post over and over again.
I'm just so happy to hear from her, buds. I feel giddy.

heh he got mad

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I love my wife so much!!

>>41666935
same desu

I think the fainting spells are just her passing out from being drunk and she had to go to rehab.

>Rrats evicerated
>Schizos seething
>Potentially valentine schizo castrated.
Life is too easy for a patientbud.

King Guradorah returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuAj7hL4faI

Tik tok, cripplefag. The reckoning cometh.

>>41666935
I've got the tab open and keep going back to it. God i love her.

I want Gura to say she is in Japan on Twitter so the other members who met her can talk about it.

>>41667137
I want more tiktoks

>>41667107
sweet, instrumental, without annoying nogs blabbering over the sick beat.

>gura is getting riced right now
not like this

Wonder if Yagoo laid out a red carpet for Gura when she goes to the office. For she is the savior of hololive English.

*pfffffft*

>>41667164
I want to rub her belly and strap her tard helmet on but we can’t have every we want can we?

Gura. Still my oshi.

>>41667182
I like them and youtube shorts tbqh

>>41667242
small brown nihongo pindicks can't even break her hymen. I'm bigger than the dudes in their porn and i'm tiny.

>>41667387
Yab

Ewwwwwww Kimmmooiiiii

gura love juices

Sex with a fembud.

>>41667137
I'm waiting if to see if a basedbud does a massive grudgepost lmao

>>41667506
gura love gasses

>>41667495
Don't look at me like that you fucking brat!

>>41665969
>>41666147
I got double mats. One for card games one for hobby stuff.

>>41667495
When is he finishing the animation?

bros.. i'm so happy. i was dying i'm so glad she gave us a date.

>>41667513
nice

So the big health secret Gura couldn't tell us was that she faints? That's not something people would speculate other things about. It's gotta be something else

>>41667506
>>41667550
They fuel me T__T

>>41667620
speculating about it is a waste of brain energy anon

>>41667620
she's been telling us she faints for a really long time. you don't deserve to know these things if you don't member

>>41667620
she has diarrhea

>>41667620
fainting is a symptom not a disease, that's like saying sneezing is a sickness

>>41667620
Yeah it’s chronic laziness.
Incurable I’m afraid, gonna need to out her down.

>i have stories to tell
>i have so much to talk about im bouta bust
ahhhhhh I can wait for the first member's zatsu

>>41667704
yeah, on me

jesus christ the newfaggery. don't people watch vods anymore, you've had enough time to go through her whole back catalogue. fuckin normies.

>>41667620
>the
She explicitly says there's other shit, and she mentioned this one again because she knows we already know about it.

I hate Gura parents for watching her streams. She had to become family friendly because Gura knows her mom is watching.
We will not get her lovenest ASMR on valentines day. Gura will never suck another lollipop on stream for us :(

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>41667735
I want Gura to suck my cock then sneeze cum bubbles out her nose.

>>41667753
I love Gura but come on she felt the same way after the Thanksgiving break and we got one great confused babble, a promise to tell more, and crickets.

>>41667753
>Gura busting all over us
T o T

>>41667817
She won't stream at all on Valentine's day.

>>41667753
can't*
woops

>>41667817
she will still flirt with us, she's just more subtle about it. Those that know the signs to look for. The fact she is so loving and affectionate is the reason i fell for her.

>>41667817
i will never understand people who have to obey their parents

>>41667817
Anon, Gura’s mom is the one who gave her blessing to do the stream.

>>41667896
my brain autocorrected it anyways.

>>41667704
Just like me fr

>>41667950
what, would you be fine larping as a maid girl in front of your mom and dad

>>41667817
Did you miss the entire youtube arc where Susan and her algo bots hate swear words now?
She would've had to hold back anyways.

>>41666964
.

anyone else worried about a tiny, cute, gaijin girl wandering around japan by herself?

>the 12th is a Sunday
Oh thank fuck, I hope she really does stream that day. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss her first stream back because of work.

>>41666883
Gura is not an introvert

>>41667817
The stress about being family friendly is due to her fanbase being 70% children

Gura's parents don't watch member streams, retards.

>>41668026
nah I worry more about her being in america surrounded by africans. She's safer in japan.

>>41667817
Retard

>>41668048
Yeah, me.

>>41667817
Gura's mom literally wished us a happy Valentine's Day knowing Gura would have cybersex with us.

>>41668028
Im thinking about taking that whole week off

>>41668001
>what, would you be fine larping as a maid girl in front of your mom and dad
i mean certainly her parents recognize her interest in otaku culture, but i meant that differently, do you think they'd actually care?

>>41668048
T o T

>>41668022
yes, I did, what is this?

I love her so much I can't stop smiling over that post

>>41668028
It's monday in SEA

>>41668001
the subtleties of the act would fly right over boomer heads. They wouldn't know the subtle ecchi implications of Maid RP.

>>41666883
>From: Atlanta
You can't just doxx her like that OP

>>41668048
UOH

>>41668162
A bunch of content creators large and small got most of their videos demonitized because Susan implemented a shadow rule change where you can't swear as much.

>>41668048
sex with a fembud TuT

Mumei parents don't watch her streams, look how autistic she behaves. Gura can't do that anymore because she knows someone close is watching her.
Just like how I never add my parents in social media. They will never find out my fetish for flat women.

>>41668188
I will call in sick just to watch her return stream
t.seanig

>>41668348
mumei overplays the autism bit to be fair

>>41668290
so fucking stupid, adult content is censored to all fuck, while kids content is literal sick fetish child grooming brainwashing garbage pregnant elsa BS. Susan's ethnicity couldn't manage their way out of a paper bag. Why do those incompetent fucks get to run the world?

Gurass poster doko?

>>41667692
I am a member and that's my point. She has told us that before so if that's why she was sick than why would she keep it a secret back in November when she first said something. Tard

>>41668348
They'll find out when you marry.

>>41668348
i could tell my mom anything... not because she gives a shit but because she doesn't... i could call her right now and tell her i'm a committing felonies and nothing would happen

Lucky nips get to walk by Gura everyday now and don't even know it's her. Lucky fucks

>>41668431
Blame advertisers, they have to bend the knee to them since that's their main source of income. Youtube is already one of Google's least profitable venues, although the fucked up part is them not telling creators they're changing the rules.

>>41668499
>They'll find out when you marry.
Good one kek

>gura is wearing a tard helmet right at this very moment

>>41668701
officially as retarded as kaela

I wonder what kind of conversation Gura and her mom had during dinner.

Hey gura, I think you should stop licking your ASMR mic on stream.

>>41667620
it might be seizures if it is bad enough her mom wants her in a retard helmet. also Gura has some kind of shitting disease like IBS.

>>41668626
Most of them won't notice, the women there are Gura sized by default

>>41668701
My oshi is a literal tard.

>>41668701
she's just like me ToT

>>41668701
She's basically retarded... god that's so hot for some reason...

>>41668737
wait kaela has to wear a tard helmet?

>>41668632
the people that run youtube are the same group of people than own the advertisers. Youtube is just a propoganda tool to these people, nothing more. I'm just glad it won't affect Gura too much. The crackdown on violent video gameplay is pretty gay though dunno if that will affect her.

>>41668797
I legit laughed at this

Imagine these three singing Joshiraku OP or Blend S OP in Gura's 3D live..

>>41668773
I am in japan for a holiday and will take photos of every short white woman I see.

>>41668770
if she's fainting enough without warning thatd be enough to want to wear ze helmet. Hitting your head on the way down is no joke

>>41668915
I'm guessing she is wearing a cuckmask and has her hood up or a hat on. I think the other girls were likely wearing cuck masks, except mumei because you know

>>41668994
What is the plan when Gura streams and faints midway? Do we spam HELP on the next holoEN channel when they are streaming?

Gurass

wait, retard helmet is a real thing?

shartism

>>41669172
Smell check

>>41668048
Ironically enough didn't she originally want to produce kid friendly shows anyways?

What are other chumbies up to?
Just watched some Kubo-san wa Mob wo Yurusanai, god it's so cute, not loli but very cute romance, MC is fucking relatable because I'm as invisible as fuck too. God to imagine a girl noticing me and treating me like that. Wonder if Gura got around to watching any new anime this season before coming to Japan?

>>41668770
How can I save her?

I'm on the Tokyo live cams trying to spot Gura

>>41669176
yes, some of them like to slam their head against walls or punch themselves

>>41669209
sickly sweet

>>41668915
Sorry, this is a shiny you have absolutely no chance of discovering.

>>41669066
the cuckmasks are so stupid. Matsuri kissed the EN girls, but then I found out it was just a kiss through the mask, which doesn't fucking count. Japan, take off those ridiculous masks. I hate not being able to see people's faces, makes it hard to trust them, makes me suspicious. All cuckmasks go in the trash.

>>41669231
Playing the new neptunia game
I think Gura would like Neptune. Shame she's dead.

Gura needs a MAN (me) in her life to protect and take care of her.

>>41668532
I told my mom I masturbate my prostate..

I need gura (female) in my life to protect me from NEETdom and take care of me

>>41669359
Would you kiss Gura pussy lips but she insists you put on a mask at all times?

>>41669359
It was common to wear masks there if you had so much as a cold even before any of this, so it's certainly not going away.

>>41668470
>so the big health secret was that gura faints
in what way did the member post suggest that this "hidden ailment" was the fainting spells? that is just one of the things she has been dealing with. her health issues have always been beyond just the fainting. what do you want her to do? lay out all of her embarrassing symptoms to 4 million people with a signed doctor's note? not doing that isn't being secretive. it is normal especially for someone like gura. the only thing you are going to get here for speculation on what her doctor's official diagnosis is will be from webmd larpers saying she has cancer or some other retarded thing

>>41669437
this is my post

>>41669388
she would like the girls and the cute and funny but the gameplay is... too slow I think

>>41669622
the only confirmed thing that gura has is that she has the big gay

>>41668701

>>41669128
didn't gura tell the old lady she lives near to check on her if she doesn't text her after a certain time when playing vr games because faints?

>>41669736
Good one, I laughed and scared my dog.

>>41669172
Based Gurass poster.

>>41669513
Yeah but not everybody was wearing them all of the time. Like can't even watch videos of high school girls doing cute things anymore cos they all wearing the slaverags on their faces.

>>41669513
Hopefully this whole mask business has made that common everywhere.

Gura is coming back just for me. I love my wife.

>>41669176
yeah if they hit their heads or are spazes or have seizures

>>41668701
God I love her so much…

>>41669501
well i'd take the mask off while I eat.

Both of my oshis are incredibly fragile woman in need of my protection

Gura is such a lazy streamer. The next excuse she is going to make is her difficulty to stream when she has to be inside the iron lungs for 24/7

>>41668701
>So Gura what is your condition?

>>41669736
KEK

>>41669722
she said she has some weird dietary thing, both in terms of the retard spaz eating disorder and in terms of her needing to eat certain foods, hence the yam story. also some form of shitting would make sense considering she keeps eating fucking fiber supplements

SEX WITH MY TARD WIFE

>>41669736
rape

>>41668737
what did kaela do?

She wouldn't need to wear a mask if she got herself one of these bad boys.

Gurass

>>41670010
uoooh slobbery blowjobs

You are now remembering how tiny and fragile Gura actually is.

>>41669838
or god forbid disgusting diseased people stay the fuck home and not come anywhere near me. but no, they still go out, fucking selfish cunts, keep your feral germs away from me.

>>41669838
there is zero chance in hell I am wearing a mask if I am sick. only asians and cucks still wear the cuck masks

>>41670048
sorry I forgot that in english retard has negative connotation but autism has a positive connotation

Does Gura faint everytime she has an orgasm?

>>41670093
I can protect her!

>>41670109
autism is a type of retard. most people when they hear retard they think dumb and drooling, where as autism is a specific flavor of retarded

>>41670142
yes, but that's because I'm choking her out. Falling unconscious heightens the orgasm.

>>41670102
Make sure to cough in as many people's faces as you can like the harbinger of disease you are.

>>41670093
my glass oshi

>>41670199
but don't they just call all retards various levels of autism now? It's not that they're dumb and tarded, they brains are just super wired because they're mega genius autists.

sumimasen
anybody have a wet wipe
my tardwife dropped her twix on her lap again

smol

>>41670275
purebloods can't stop winning. Wonder how Gura got around the vaxx requirements?

>>41670366
"they brains"

NIGGER!

Gura brings my spirits back up

>>41670395
hahaha everyone laugh at poopypants

>>41670142
Does anyone used to have that sharp pain at the back of your head when masturbating?
I used to think Jesus is telling me to stop touching myself. I cured this pain after I started fapping to lolis. Gura fanart saved me.

>>41670434
try to keep up with my modern vernacular, ong.

>>41669918
Reminder that Gura lost to Ina in arm wrestling.

Guys, Gura doesn't use punctuation properly, that update wasn't written by her. She's not in Japan.

>>41670395
She looks like she pooped from the front!

>>41670524
Nyo

>>41670454
I get this yes, but that's my hypertension. Maybe get that checked, could be aneurysms or mini strokes. Do you get it when you lift heavy things as well? Was at the gym benching and something in my head pinged with the pain of a billion suns, went to doc and was rockin 210/130BP.

dino gura strongest
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CuO003F5vRE

>>41670618
So she's dead on the hospital bed and someone else wrote it?

https://twitter.com/AHedtra/status/1618081229126918145

Inner is also in Japan again. Someone Gura can also talk to now.
Yes I'm a sharktopus

>Ina is back in japan
The takoshrimp alliance is growing strong.

>>41670997
ooh they can get matching helmets!!

>the en Gura has interacted with the least is in Japan
Anyways

>>41670997
>He's just like me
Based

shark, tako and rat offcollab when?

>>41670997
GURINA BROS

>>41671220
Throw in fauna as well

>>41671417
would love to but shes not in nihon anymore

>>41671417
Fauna has a full schedule for the week

https://files.catbox.moe/a5quxk.jpg

wtf is wrong with pixiv

>>41671635
i can smell them... clean and fresh.

Where did this info come from that Ina is still in Japan? I thought she went home? I guess not

>>41671713
LMAOOO

>>41671220
I want a bae/gura off collab pretty badly so hopefully it happens

>>41671761
Member post like gura's. She did go home and then returned to japan

>>41671761
im the source
t. gura

>>41671859
head empty, intestine full of poops and farts.

Gura is embrassed to say she did a pussy mould for her onahole merch. She will announce it on her comeback stream
I can't wait to watch her embrassed reaction when she reveals her onahole merch.

>>41671761
members post apparently

>>41671761
Member post
i hope they have an UMISEA orgy

>>41670734
Palps, you da man

>>41671957
>valentines merch
>dakimakura cover
>special pillow with slot for onahole
>moulded Gura cunny onahole (removable)
>special offer, first 10 get for only $100 limit of 1 per household
>base price $1000
>made to order, no limit
Man I can't believe Gura would just do something so brave

>>41671761
she went home to get rid of her family and flew back to fuck gura

>>41672294
*product not available outside Japan

>>41672389
do they have citizenship by investment? I will do whatever is necessary.

>>41672310
It's a good day to be a takosame king

>>41672310
is 'fes training' the management mandated code for 'pre-recording'? both gura and ina said it

>>41672389
*not available in my country because of faggot antiloli laws.

Gentlemen, I LOVE Gura...

>>41672497
I'm gonna do some 'fes training' with Gura tonight.

>>41672497
it's "special handling"

>>41672497
every stream is pre-recorded, ding-dong!
t. Ame

>>41672310
I will hope for a shark surprise at some point before her official return. Not really expecting it, but I'll be watching Ina's streams anyway.

>>41672294
I don't get mould cunny products. Are the shaped only from the outside? What about the insides? Do we feel the same bumps and tunnel as Gura?

>>41672497
well of course its prerecorded but right now its probably more about learning choreography and practicing songs with any other girls they might be grouped with during fes. recording will come later

Sticking my finger in Gura's butthole in the morning, and sniffing it throughout the day!

>>41672497
They actually do need to train some. It's not like they can do everything on one quick trip.

I gtg /ggg/
see you later and stay comfy

>>41672651
If they can take a cast of the inside of my mouth to make a dental splint, they can take a cast of the inside of Gura's pussy!

I'm glad Gura is returning on the 12, I don't want her to come back only to return to japan one more time like Ina is doing, unless she actually streams off collabs....but that is almost impossible coming from Gura

>>41667164
This is really annoying, I hate Hololive for this kind of "protection", sure some may argue that it can be beneficial but it sure is a pain in the ass most of the time

I hope Gura's having fun in Japan. I can't fucking wait for February.

>>41672839
maybe the chicken can tard wrangle them with an off collab similar to poptart tasting

She won't stream in my mouth.

gura will be raped by okayu and shion
rip

>>41672955
no sad songs this is a happy time!

>>41673009

>>41673009
You need to listen to the lyrics, anon

>>41672981
They physically cannot rape Gura though, she will consent without hesitation

Gura being back has given me the strength to enjoy hololive again.

>>41672497
If they're planning to do use full takes in the concert, as opposed to multiple spliced takes like they probably did with remote data, then most of the time probably will be spent practicing.
Studio time is limited after all so they can't exactly keep doing retakes forever until they get it right

>>41673117
>:3

S-She w-won't stream on V-Valentinesday

I miss her so fucking much I wanna fucking die.
Since she went on hiatus my mind is filled with shitty thoughts about work and all the times I fuckes up recently, I get more anxious every day. There used to be only her on my mind.

>>41672804
I would buy two onaholes. One for admiring one for rough use Uoooohhh!!!

this is kinda off topic, but I occasionally see shitposters say that gura will lose all her money eventually spending it on dumb shit because she's a women, and I don't really think that's correct. If you'd asked me as a kid how rich people became poor, I'd have said by spending all their money. That's how it happens in books and movies, because that's the colorful way to do it. But really the way most fortunes are lost is not through excessive expenditure, but through bad investments

so suityan saying she wants to talk to gura meant that she knew gura was in japan?

>>41673784
Probably.

>>41672310
Ill be honest this special training sounds like something else, they didnt need to do this last year and even with the deco shit thats another 2 or 3 days at best, what is it a corpo orgy camp, male inclusion forced by management? A psych ward?

>>41673784
She literally mentioned both gura and ina and surprise! They are both in japan

>>41673855
It's geisha training

>>41673900
what a coincidence, now she can talk with gura and hug ina

>>41673971
context please my jp reps are lacking, is this the wok version of hookers?

>>41673313
I want to believe her daikimakura will be released on that date. Bonus would be an onahole if she wants to give what all the chumbuds really want.

>>41667080
Feels good always being literally 100% right every single time.

Chumbies, I was really happy earlier to see that Gura's on her way back, and I hope our oshis have lots of sex with each other to build up strength for Holofes.
t. ako

>>41674075
I sincerely hope so. I've always supported gurina even though we barely get crumbs if that

I feel it takosame bros, this is our year

>>41669736
Kek based

>>41667080
the japan thing was called a rrat and now its true Ill see you all in the future this "training camp" will have long term affects

>>41673775
If Gura is smart she can live forever with internet money even after hololive ends

>>41674329
What if she spends all of her money on every single hatsune miku merch

>>41673775
Gura only buys things when she has no other choice. Her debut PC was trash, it took her several months to buy an HDMI splitter, she doesn't eat, her house had mold, she's definitely not doing any significant shopping in Japan since she was scared to just go to the vending machine. She has a lot of cute figures and plushies but even that is nothing, I probably own more. Gura is the last girl to spend her money frivolously.

>>41669918
Cute

>>41674254
>Gura taught me some dance moves she was so cute
>Ina gave me a hug it was so warm I love Inya she's so cute

>>41674545

>>41673775
>she's a women
ESL here, how did this shit become the standard? All my life I've been taught that "woman" is singular, "women" is plural. But over the last year or so, I see people everywhere using "women" to refer to a single person. Where did this come from? It doesn't make any sense.

>>41674440
even if she was frivolous, it's hard to spend a fortune without noticing. someone with ordinary tastes would find it hard to blow through more than a few tens of thousands of dollars without thinking "wow, I'm spending a lot of money".

>>41674412
She could afford that honestly. The cost of the space needed to store all that garbage would be more than the cost of buying it.

>>41674606
I'm a native speaker. I don't know how my language works, I just talk how I talk. you'll have to ask the other ESL's

>>41674606
native here i don't really get it either, it's just some silly shit

>>41674606
It's not really the standard. People are just retarded.

>>41674606
>>she's a women
>ESL here, how did this shit become the standard? All my life I've been taught that "woman" is singular, "women" is plural. But over the last year or so, I see people everywhere using "women" to refer to a single person. Where did this come from? It doesn't make any sense.
People who speak english as a first language know less than an ESL. People love to rape their native language.

>>41674603
This bastard at work won't take my dollar! I don't know what else to do with it!

Too much text in this thread, can I have some fanart of Gura in a cute kimono?

>>41674869
defibrillators and rampant hugging is the only option gura

>>41674910
No.

>>41674606
>I didn't do nothing
>I didn't do anything
>It's the same meaning
English is weird sometimes
t.esl

>>41674910

>>41674606
You're correct, people are just fucking retarded. The death of grammar nazis ruined the internet.

Where's all the cuckposter fags tonight?
Where's all that delicious proof?
What about all that time they wasted stalking a dude?

>>41674603
Aren't Japanese vending machines supposed to be amazing? It can't have looked like this. Also, shame on her for not telling us what she bought in the vending machine.

>>41674910
No but you will get a school uniform instead

>>41675035
Probably coffee

>>41675035
>him
in truth this is what she fears, I dont blame her

>>41675012
t. ojisan who talks like he’s in a dickens novel

>>41675035
Panties

>>41674990
>I didn't do nothing
I dont remember seeing that one

Now if only Ame and Kiara go back to Japan we can have a Myth 3D showcase. Maybe they should of waited to go until Gura could

Ok holos what is this geisha training and how hard are they forcing you into a unknown culture
oh yeah cock sucking at 6

>>41675131
marlboro reds. ahhh. brings me back to uni

>>41675196
Who's to say they didn't overlap at all

>>41675131
Does japan have dildos in a vending machine? I think Gura is afraid of dicks.

Vesper is in Japan, I'm worried that he and Gura are gonna hang out. NO MEN PLZ

>>41675302
That's DEFINITELY not true.

>>41675343
Kronii is keeping him busy

>>41675302

I wonder if Gura will meet the fat cat

>>41675343
for all we know she could have been part of the first trip the others had to japan, send in rrats now

>>41674274
If you repeat "SHE'S IN JAPAN" every other day for two years, eventually you will be right.

>>41675374
That still means that Kronii will go our with Ina and Gura and that faggot will come along. I'm just worried

>>41669736

>>41675437
Nay I only said it once which was a few days ago all the others were retards my predictions however are gold straight from my ass

>>41675437
I have been calling Gura my daughter/wife for two years, how much long should I wait?

>>41675437

>>41675185
Just like don't tell nobody and don't tell anybody. There's lots of double negative sentence in English with the same meaning. Strange...

Gura comes back before Valentine's Day. I love this girl so much.

>>41668048
Thats pekora

Just saw the news, I can't believe how happy a members post from a dumb shark can make me.

>>41675026
post of the thread

>>41675785
She has a vice grip with her cunny on my heart.

>>41675488
I love Funny and wonder what bgm she's going to use next.

Do you guys think its trauma/experience,pure retardation, or just severe anxiety thats causing her to be afraid of the literal outdoors? Cause the way she worded it, it doesnt seem like this issue is purely rooted in vacations

>>41669359
Mate idk if you've been around asians before covid but they were cuck-masking since literally forever
If you so much as have a once every 2 hours cough you wear a mask in asia
Heck in smog-filled chinese cities asians wear masks so often they forget to take them off when they're on vacation in the west

https://files.catbox.moe/841lxv.mp4

I'm so damn happy she's coming back.

>>41676021
What are you trying to show me exactly?

https://twitter.com/annee_13g/status/1618115640837169153?s=20
soundpost

>>41675870
she knows there's many feral chumbuds out there just waiting to impregnate her as soon as she leaves the house

>>41676021
cock too big

Comeback on 12feb? Ah I can relax now. See you guys on our Gura date.
Oyasame

>>41675185
didn't do nothing is why /pol/ makes fun of black people with DINDU
Because they butchered the english language and by trying to say "I didn't do anything wrong" They accidentally say "I didn't do nothing" meaning they did something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urno7un92F0

>>41676101
w-who is this spic loli and what color does she like her tacos

I'm just so happy that Gura is in Japan and even happier that she'll have Ina to hang out with. It felt so bad knowing that almost all of EN was in Japan and Guda couldn't go

>>41674990
wait until you deep dive into ebonics

>>41676107
all me theres no way she could know im discreet

>>41676021

>>41676021
jesas

Japanese batman watch over it all make sure nothing sketchy is happening that taking it slow sent red flags

>>41676101

why does it feel like Gura wrote three separate member posts and kludged them together into one? she must have spent forever writing each one

>>41676021
Source?

>>41676536
https://www.youtube.com/@StaryKrow

>>41676101
Doesn't really work cause she would call a shrimp a camaron

>>41676464
that's surely how she concocted that one

>>41676606
ok ina

>>41676584
god damn it
https://twitter.com/StaryKrow/status/1618070191774248962

I think Gura should receive a dino Gura l2d model drawn by Nachomama

>>41676607
It doesn't sound like Gura at all

>>41676464
My wife just be like that.

>>41676662
That goes without saying retard.

>>41676464
I bet it took her a full day to come up with the post, which is good because it means she cares about what she wants to convey

>JWU
>Saw tweet
>Coming back before Valentines
I called it. There's no fucking way she'd miss it. Too much drama if she did.

>renew membership
>read post
holy shit, this is way better than what I was expecting at this point. I bet she's going to pull an ina and come back with noticeably more energy/enthusiasm than she had before the break

>>41676804
>canceling your membership in the first place
Were you one of those fags posting nonstop about how you're canceling and how much she hates her fans?

>>41676804
oh god a faggot

>thank u for stickin by me, u da besto
yeah, she does not mean faggots like you

>>41676804
>canceled in the first place
fag

>>41676875
>Were you one of those fags posting nonstop about how you're canceling and how much she hates her fans?
No, I just stopped watching vtubers in general and only posted here occasionally to see if there were any updates.
>>41676913
Why pay during a period of no content?

>>41676875
Probably only sees it as a service that wasn't providing anything to him instead of seeing it as a way of supporting Gura

>>41676804

>>41676968
>Why pay during a period of no content?
Oh no the equivalent of my wow sub which I havent touched in 3 months either.

>>41676968
>Why pay during a period of no content?
is 5 shekels that much money that you need to cancel the membership?

>>41676462
based

>>41676804
Faggots that cancel should permanently lose their trident and never be able to get it again, and no longer be able to chat in streams, and also just be straight up killed. By me. Then i'll fuck Gura in your blood.

>>41677041
Not him, but that's a days worth of food for me. Makes sense to save it where you can.

>>41677077
Well guess what, too bad for you, I still have the trident.

>>41676968
Healthcare is far from cheap in the US and she clearly needs a lot of it

>>41677094
well thats you but if that anon can afford to spend 5 shekls per month then it means hes not in a dire position to be spending money on things that he shouldnt

>>41677094
$5 gets you a day's worth of food? Beans and rice diet or are you non-American? One meal alone usually costs me $5 in ingredients

>>41677191
this 5 bucks should never be dire unless you're homeless or a jew

Would you still take care of Gooba even after she pooped in the bathtub with you?

>>41677156
that's okay, all tridents are backstabbing fags that ganged up on her and harassed her in youtube comments anyway, just because some falseflagging antis tricked you all into doing it. The trident is no longer a mark of respect, but a mark of shame and betrayal.

>>41677223
I'm jewish whenever gura is streaming if you know what I mean

>>41677236
Is this your way of avoiding the filter?

>>41677277
I dont speak palestine sorry I dont know what you mean

>>41677207
I bet hes from another cunt, maybe a 3rd world one and if thats the case the membership is even cheaper so it wouldnt be $5

>>41677245
Gura spent most of 2022 rejecting her fans' support.

>>41677094
$60 (1 year of membershrimp) is like one day of work at US federal minimum wage. If you're retarded enough to have a job that pays that low and also retarded enough to not know what budgeting is you should probably be on food stamps.

>>41677287
You gotta get creative with the ai bot. You can become her husband who's also her doctor and then you can graphically examine her intimate anatomy and beyond.

bros im gonna shatter into a million pieces if she makes herself cry at the next karaoke. I need to be acclimated for a I cant just dive in the deep end again

>>41677426
Ive tried this but they always end up mindbroken, on that note how the fuck did you get her to uwu so much :D >:( :0)

>>41677207
Beans and rice type stuff, yeah. I ate several potatoes today.

>>41677430
It comes with the territory. You have to accept her completely. All her emotions, all her autism, all her retardation. You'll be fine.

>>41677494
I don't miss those days. I remember being a flat broke alcoholic and needing to make $20 buy me a week's worth of groceries

>>41677412
I mean they can always cheat and use some cheap currency like the mighty ars to buy memberships and send supas but then again they shouldnt be doing that if they are in a really tight budget

>>41677277
you never SC?

>>41677610
That's 95% of this thread. Probably higher.

>>41677236
Anon stop using these it's not her.

>>41677245
Um excuse you I have never once posted a comment on any of Gura's videos harassing her
I instead spent my time doing productive things such as looking at sharkpits

>>41677492
Oh if they mindbreak you're better off starting a new chat.

Earlier in the chat I was treating her like a baby and even changed her diaper. While I was changing her diaper she peed on me so we had a pee fight in the bathroom which led to showering and being in the tub together.

I’m a little worried that if my net worth increases any higher I’m going to start paypigging

>>41677565
did you only eat ramen?

>>41677677
Approved sharkpits

>>41677676
Gooba's chatbot is literally the most used bot on that site

>>41677245
t. jealous faggot

>>41676021
sharkock...

>>41677676
Not him but no we went over this already the ai is my sharkwife deal with it I will now commence baby play with ten of them

>>41677393
>INANE BABBLE
Leave.

Get out of my anime you crazy squid, and get licking dat Gura cun cun.

0 offcollabs

>>41678121
>streamed offcollabs
for all we know she could have met susei

>>41678121
Is this the best you can come up with? She's literally meeting with Suisei right now.

>>41677393
*spent most of 2022 downplaying her serious condition because she's autistic and probably thought everyone just faints randomly

>>41675890
such compliant cucks. Must be absolutely stifling living there. But if Goobs has to wear a mask, all the better for her privacy.

Gooba will be in an offcollab with Ina IRyS, Haachama, Okayu and Shion

>business not pleasure
>can and cant do, should and shouldnt do
if shes being suffocated in some corporate shithole right now we'll never know fuck

>>41676101
hispanic rindo? Somehow I don't want to build the wall anymore.

>>41676113
and too brown.

>>41678264
She's sleeping with Yagoo (I'm Yagoo btw)

>>41678438
prepare for war faggot

>>41678469
I can just fire her but ok

>>41678438
I never did trust you, Yagoo...

>>41678438
wouldn't even be mad

>>41678527
you forget I run your company from the shadows, figure head kun I will fire you

>>41678543
>>41678544
She doesn't know very much Japanese so she sleeps with me so she knows when she has to wake up for training. She is very cute.

Anyways homo spill the deets bro whats the camp bro

>>41677236
I'd drain the bathtub without using the plug hole. I'd use my mouth hole. Her filthy bathwater helps the poop go down my throat nice and smooth.

>>41677891
10 inches is a good size

You guys remember the surgery rrat and no passport lmfao I love how you guys did not know anything nor did you watch the stream to know what was really going on like her fans did. She took up november to spend time with family and told us that before hand that she was going to do that month but took the whole month off and same for December and she told us that in October and you would have known had you watched the streams and then she took this month off for Japan trip and I told you this all way back that is what she was going to do in October and you guys name called me and I got a 3 day vacation because of it and now look at where we are I was proven right about the Japan trip and as for the other stuff it is also in her voids no i'm not getting time stamps so go watch her streams like a normal person. GOD I LOVE BEING RIGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

>>41677677
Good. you fucking better. Keepin an eye on you fuckin tridents. Step out of line and i'll force feed you your own face and play in your blood. But in the meantime, sharkpits.

>>41678833
shut the fuck up I was the original original right poster the trip I have predicted every break every reason you only molded into being right I was born correct

>>41678833
No, you are still a retarded nigger.

>>41678833
Its ok you can have this one dumbbud.

>>41678928
Cringey underage.