/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love the shark

>>4142779
>pushed my assigments due today around all weekend to watch redbull kumite since I knew I would be free monday
>gura dmc3 stream
>gura dmc3 endurance stream
>gura dmc3 endurance stream during prime time for me

Is this Shark medically retarded?

>>4142829
no dude just no

>>4142784
I wish it was tomorrow

>>4142413
>At this point the LETS GOOOO supas have to be more parody than real
Eh, Global had an anon say they failed their chem final, wouldn't discount it as a shitpost at this point.

>>4142701
You're a little sloppy with that space bar. Just looking out for a fellow chumbud like Gura would want me to.

>imagine being mad that shes bad at the game
shiggy

>>4142779
N O M

I'm ready for Gura saying C'MON SHRIMP for the next week at least.

>TIL I learned benzos are drugs and not a food chain like bobs or dominos
god damn I'm an ESL and I always thought people were talking about food whenever they said they had some benzos

>>4142927
>Gura's expression is innocent and amused
>Amelia's expression is practically an invitation to join
Oh god

She finally dominated the boss now, it's all about getting in the right places to jump on it, you can do anywhere but it's harder on the ground.

>>4143014
Ame speaks about "they're gonna have a baby!" a lot lately. Allergies made her very horny.

>>4142927
I want gura to do this but with delicious food that I make her when I take care of her

i masterfully persuaded my clients to end for the day two full hours early and now i can enjoy the stream after missing only 90 minutes of it!

THE NOSE KNOWS!

goowa

>>4143089
I persuade everyone I only need to work 1PM - 5PM, every day.
>>4143089
>he can cook
Man I never learned anything but simplest flapjacks and steamer recipes

>>4143191
Cooking is pretty easy and rewarding to learn. Just start off making a different basic recipe once in a while and then refine it over time. Even if you just learn one new one every week that's still 52 new dishes you've learned to make after a year. Do your cooking reps anon.

gura onegai...

>>4143291
its crazy to me that people dont know how to cook. they again I think I'm only proficient at it because my mom always cooked very well and thought me a lot of stuff, and then once I moved out I preferred cooking instead of eating out

lmao

i need to find my tablet so i can charge it so i can watch from the bath tub, because it's been too long since i showered and gura would make fun of me, and the stream is going to be too long for me to wait until it's over.

>Welcome to Hell!
>Calli?
kek

please spank her

>>4143380
Knowing to cook is going to rapidly become a luxury, I feel. I know how to cook but these days I just don't have the fucking time. I eat more delivery and quick-make food than I ate even in my college years just because I don't have the time to spare cooking real food most days.

too much soul for one game

>>4143380
>instead of eating out
I order ready meals delivered, they're pretty healthy and good. I know I could be saving money, but I cannot be assed to spend time cooking if I can do gloriously meaningless shit on the internet all day instead.

After watching her play this I really hope she plays God Hand some day, she'll love it.

GURA SLAPPING HER THIGH WHILE GOING WOLOLOLOLOL UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

Is this Reine stream?
https://youtu.be/k6HwivfozIQ

don
don ka don
don ka don

>>4143513
since the pandemic started I moved back to my parents house, and I'm pretty much a neet now while I wait for my college classes to come back. the funny thing is my parents kept working just as much because they are essential, and we cant trust a maid nowadays due to covid, so I pretty much became a housewife and am in charge of the kitchen everyday. not gonna lie, it feels pretty good being able to cook well, almost as well as my mom, especially since its for my parents.

>>4143513
>Not making a weeks worth of food on Sunday and eating fried rice every night for a week
You're wasting money anon

>>4143671
>Anon: not gonna lie, it feels pretty good being able to cook well, almost as well as my mom, especially since its for my parents.
>Parents: GET A GIRLFRIEND AND MOVE OUT!

>Scatshark
Well, she's never living that one down

>>4143696
>eating fried rice every night for a week
I see you have been in my refrigerator

>>4143732
uhhh yeah guys hang on i just gotta go poop ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>I'M SCAT SHARK
Oh no no no no no Jenma don't look!
>>4143696
kek

>>4143767
POOF. POOFFFFFFFFFF

>!Post doors!<

Post doors

>>4143814
>>4143860
You've already revealed yourself. Go back.

>>4143900
No

>>4142779

she really does sound cuter than usual, right? i'm not imagining that, am i? like 20-30% cuter at least.

She still sucks but I'm just glad she's not spamming Stinger *as* often

>>4143944
She starting to figure out it's for crossing ground not for doing a bunch of damage.

>>4143454
Don't be a bad girl Gura, or you get a spanking from daddy later.

Jesters gonna spank your butt, spank you on your buuuuutt.

>>4143942
it means you love her 20-30% more

>>4143944
>>4144013
She also tried to switch weapons midfight a couple times

>>4143942
Yes. GURA LOVE.

>stole of seal
gawra-tan...

>>4143380
I really only cooked in college a bit and then now once I got out of the military I've been leaning harder on watching cooking videos and doing different stuff. Like I've been making spicy chicken sandwiches with an air fryer

>>4143942
She's having fun and she knows anyone that's going to stick with her for an endurance stream isn't going to judge her.

Is she dyslexic?

>>4144269
Anon I don't like your energy. You should try to find love in your heart.

>>4144269
Wait for me, Gura!

>>4144269
soon, chef

>>4144251
anon your tick reps

did benzo anon make it over from the last thread?

This is the real boss of Mission 5

>>4144324
Wait chumbud, gura isnt dead

>ENTER

>>4143696
>He has a day off.
Must be nice.

>>4144392
>he doesnt have the day off because of a holiday

HAHAHA

she broke everything but the axe that has health in it

>Smash me
GURA!?

>>4144422
I work for a newspaper, anon. As long as 3 people exist in this world somebody is going to want to scream about it into the ether and charge the other two to hear it.

>>4144451
chat save

>ogey

Gura's nasally voice is so fucking cute

she's so popular!

>>4144650
>grapes and apples
Fuck off

>>4144702
there are not one but TWO gura OPs on that board right now!

i love how that transition literally always sucker punches everyone

Man that was a really good try, she knocked them down multiples in a row

Does Cerberus really melt these two this much? I knew it did extra damage but didn't realize how mindless getting the parries was

So has Gura dropped MHR?

just came here to say your oshi fucking sucks at games

hope you enjoy the endurance stream, tho

>>4144897
yeah the spin move has a lot of active frames, its parry galore against these two

>>4144924
>watching vtubers for /v/

Why is Gura's streaming bitrate so horrible? Doesn't she have Big Beef the PC™?

>>4144897
only the red one, blue one doesnt care about your ice

>>4144924
I know
t. deadbeat

>>4144924
y-you too

>>4144897
I remember beating these two by spamming the same move gura is doing, the trick is to kill both at the same time to evade the second phase

>>4144924
You accidentally added a "t" when you were typing the address into your browser

>>4144972
Capture card might be a bit fucky

>>4144972
Could be her internet

shes a pro

>>4144972
it usually looks a little better when she's running games on windows, but her bitrate is often fairly low and i think she's constrained by her internet service.

NO
TALKING

>I too have practiced the blade
Gura confirmed pure virgin

>>4145147
Such a pure virgin standing around her restores virginity to others.

>>4145185
Kiara should spend more time near Gura then.

>>4145016
I doubt it. Her avatar looks terribly compressed for 1080p.

>>4144422
>He's Canadian
I'm sorry bro. Wouldn't wish that on anybody. Hope you get better.

gura extra cute today

>>4145258
please rake me Anon

AAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH SHE'S TOO CUTE THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

>didn't prepare with tons of sleep before her endurance stream
Dumb shark

>my life is a comedy

>A minute and 27 seconds
So Ame sent her a video?

UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHH PEE PEE SAME-CHAN

>>4145452
Gura's a clipfag

>>4145452
Gura is watching a video of Ame masturbating RIGHT NOW

>>4145479
Isn't safe to assume that most Holos are clipfags? They're busy doing streams themselves.

Chat giving attention to a certain attention whore

>>4145226
>implying she doesn’t try
>implying this doesn’t scare Gura away and frustrates Kiara
>And it pisses Kiara off more when Gura runs to Mori for protection
>leading to “SHE’S NOT EVEN A REAL CAT!”

>3 hours in
>Mission 6

So basically she'll take 12 hours at least

>Wait it's a puzzle? I changed my mind.
I love her.

Is saying a minute and 27 seconds something anyone else does? I always end up saying that when i say i have to do something quick. Maybe it was just dumb luck that's what she chose

>>4145653
fanbase reflects oshi

>>4145607
Seems about right since a quick google says the main story takes an average of 12 hours to beat.

>gura has never heard the riddle of the Sphinx before
How illiterate

>>4145810
Why would a shark go to egypt?

I like Goola because she's stupid

>Roman numerals
What?

>>4145810
And she solved it

>>4145810
Not everyone's a dirty fucking literature nerd like us.

>I"M INTELLIGENT

same tensai desu.

>>4145910
>yfw roomba has giant dragon dildo on it

>>4145910

>>4145855

I M A G I N E

>>4145810
It honestly took me 5 minutes before realizing it was the sphinx riddle. I guess the fanbase really reflects their oshi

>>4146000
I legit can't imagine Gura's sweat smelling like anything other than salty ocean air so it'd just be like eating pizza on the beach.

>>4146032

>>4145986
Better than the "fictional character" Google used to label her

>>4146092
>>4145855
I bet I could fit both her feet in my mouth.

this dumb shark...

>>4142779
Did any EN girls make new ASMR yet?

>>4146300
>>4146240
>>4146126
>>4146092
>>4145910
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>4146183
Ina being the least likely rapist in EN makes her the best rapist in fanart

>>4146300
Pictures that have her tail lifting the back of her skirt are the highest form of art.

>>4146300
oh GOD IT'S SO GOOD

I'll never get tired of her gun sound effects

>AHBUBUBUBUBUBUB

sha ha ha harthritis

If she didn't tank so many hits while hitting the wheels she would do a lot better

>>4146183
Is this a crop?

"/ILLUSTRATIONS:Kazuma Kaneko/ATLUS"
Does this mean ATLUS permissions soon?

>I want that gun!

I'll feel so bad for her once she realizes it's the worst gun in the game

>>4146556
Please, Atlus Video Game Company. Please. I'm begging you. Let me play your game, Persona 3, the third game in the series, on stream. Please.

>>4146556
Nah, it just means kaneko can brag about his devil trigger designs for the rest of eternity

>Why is he moaning? Stop!
Bros...

>>4146597
That stream was hilarious

>>4146621
oh god i want her to bite me with her sharp teeth

>>4146576
at least we'll get a "Fartemis" joke about it

>>4146714
fartemis

Do you think she'll remember the Artemis boss from 5 and get the reverse-reference?

I don't remember this part being this hard. I think she just suck at the game

>>4146850
I love the Gawr Gura who is not very good at video games!

ok this starting to be painfull to watch

she actually had a good shot an then she fucking threw it

That....that victory sigh...was kind of....yeah....

>>4146850
She has a difficult time predicting how crowds of enemies are moving. She has similar troubles with other games, particularly with gamesense. To be fair, a lot of women have a poor spatial ability and a bad sense of direction. Gura has expressed difficulty in learning skills that require specialized spatial ability like driving before.

After watching her play Project DIVA I am 100% fully confident she has the timing and speed to tear this game a new asshole. Notice how quick she adapts to bosses. It's the mobs of enemies that she has problems with.

>ywn hear that same prolonged sigh of elation and relief when she beats your Trial of Endurance

>Fartimus
I hope you guys clipped that.

huhuh fartimus

Fartimus & Pyfagamus

>>4147081
>>4147076
she hates that tranny doesn't she?

>>4147026
Too bad she doesn't like MMOs, she would probably be pretty good at doing raid bosses.

>>4147115
Gura clutching Heigan the Unclean uooooooh

It's time

fartemis

KINO INCOMING

please eat a proper lunch goora

QT

>>4147284
No. Protien Shakes are all the food she needs and it's not like I burn calories anyway.

>>4147115
It's for the best. I don't need the level of gaming addiction that would come from playing an MMO that I can also watch Gura play. It would literally consume my life.

>>4147176
S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y- Safety - Dance!

>>4147321
should I consider these for shedding weight?

Rate Gura's dinner

>>4147076
>>4147081
>>4147216
BASED
I usually only watch HoloJP but Gura is playing one of my favorite games so I gave her a try, just only for this I think that I'm going to sub and member her

>>4147353
haha she's great

>>4147350
>9g protein
>220 calories
Shit macros bro.

>>4147327
MMO addiction is the best type of gaming addiction. I want to flex my addiction and carry goomba in wow raids

>>4147350
Mom/10

nothing better than doing my ringfit reps while watching gura play dmc3

>>4147414
>mfw my spinal process is still loose and I can't exercise or sit with my back straight
>I can't lose more weight because calorie balance required with zero activity is simply full of disgusting healthy food like spinach and broccoli
letsgooooooooooooooooooo

>>4147414
Good on you anon, we're all gonna make it.

>>4147414
Fuck, now you're going to get me doing push ups and sit ups while watching Gura VODs all day.

>X combo one-one-one?
Gura, please do your number reps.

>>4147504
I used to do 10 of each every time she would say HOOCHA but she's not said it in months so I gained 50lbs and am fat now

>>4147504
Do it. It's a really good habit to build.

>>4147371
She's older than I thought too, I'm starting to like her for real

>>4147504
its not even to stay fit, I spend most of the day sitting in my chair and I am terrified of blood clots
>>4147490
>>4147482
remember to take care of your health anons, eat healthy and get up at least every hour or so!

>>4147535
Who do you think she is, Pythagamus?

>>4147585
Hah, you're trapped now anon. There is no escape. All roads lead toward a cute shark.

>>4147482
DOOMGUY, HE'S HERE

>>4147504
Push ups are good, but sit ups are actually terrible for your back. Just plank if you want to build abs.

>>4147636
cute

>>4147708
squats are okay without weight though

Susan killed her
F

NOT TODAY, SUSAN.

>>4147833
What region? NA/EU/Asia?

>>4147881
>uncanny valley neanderthal satanic cannibal
of course

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84993791

>>4147833
>>4147897
We're back

>>4147906
Hey, where did you get this picture of me?

>>4147897
NA

>>4147897
Probably EU, I'm in EU and the stream is buffering a lot

eh, i guess it's fine

>>4147910
I wish the skirt was shorter and lower on her hips

>>4147897
it was gone for 30 seconds until i reloaded the page. nearest youtube data center for me is douglas county.

oh god she's at that fragment
and I don't think she has air hike

>>4147574
You should walk more Anon

I think I'm going to be sick.

>>4147975
Very cute, huge funny.

>>4148090
Ame, IN A PENIS HAT!

>>4148038
nvm she just doesn't ever use it except when told to

Just got here, what version is this? It looks great. Is this the remastered version? I thought it didn't have style changer mod.

>>4147975

>>4147975

>>4148090

>>4148158
Switch

>>4148158
switch version

I hope she play Bayonetta after she done with DMC

We gonna get lot of meme from her playing that game

>>4147975

>>4148176
That's neat, I didn't know the switch remaster had style switch integrated.

>>4147112
Unlike /vt/, I don't think Gura even remembers Fartemis exists

>>4148187
Ina's been playing Bayonetta and it's a grand time.
Ina is also way better at games, but I know that's not really a draw for most people here.

im sleepy. gonna fall asleep to gura and dante's yelling

>>4148473
https://twitter.com/qirlpuke/status/1393363753375346691

>>4148362
>Ina
>a DRAW
I see what you did there.

>>4148533
Night night, chumbud

jesus christ she was so close and just gave up

>>4148362
I know she's very sweet and great at Monster Hunter but my heart belongs to Gura.

>>4147975

>>4147975

I really need to use the bathroom but I don't want to miss the Vergil fight...

>>4148774
Anon use your phone...

>>4148774
https://fiio.com/bluetooth_products

>>4148810

>>4148774
Go fast, use your phone, or get the bucket.

She doesn't say SHAAAARK as often does she? It's so fucking cute...

>sHaaaAAAAk
sHaaaAAAAk

>>4148774
time to use a tactical mountain dew bottle.

>>4148774
It's times like these that I'm glad my TV is line of sight from my toilet.

>>4148774

Will still be 5-10 mins

>>4148937
My bathroom isn't too far from my monitor so I just turn up the speakers and then use the YouTube preview playing on my phone

>Demons moaning uooooohhhhhhh
Fucking kek

DMC Physics

>>4149027
>she's sexy oh wait, she's a teenager right
>she can't be sexy
>she's cute
Remember what they took from you.

>>4148990
Not that anon, but fuck my diinner is almost done cooking. If I miss the vergil fight I hope you guys can at least enjoy it

>>4148187
nah screw bayo, shes gotta play either mgr or god hand next, power to the oji sans

>>4149097
Did god hand ever get ported to anything? It'd be hard for gura to play it in the original hardware

>>4149069
>teenager
Try millenier

>>4149156
I love this so much. That Pizza Time animation was top tier.

>>4149156
> ywn come home after a hard day at work to Gura smiling and cutely wagging her tail in excitement to see you

>>4149202
>cutely wagging her tail in excrement to see you
ftfy

>>4149202
Gura taught me not to think in negatives like that.

>>4149192
the diva you dumbass I quoted Gura from stream when she commented on Miku but took it back

>>4149277

>>4149392
looks like my ass 10 years ago

Can someone tell Gura to quit using that stupid fucking dodge and instead jump to get out of situations because it's faster and only requires one button press? The dodge is such a newbie trap.

>>4149277
Gura is definitely a lolicon

>>4149496
It's possible, but I feel like she might also be playing it up for her audience

What does Gura taste like down there?

Why do holos have such a hard time with Deadbeat Prime, bros?

>>4149446
she's using royal guard which is the true chad option

>>4149560
> Loli model two technically
> New outfit doubles down on child features
> Favorite characters from anime are usually the lolis
> >>4149277

The evidence keeps piling up

she finally started using trickster
thank god

>>4149626
True, but it can take hours of trial+error to learn the timing on everything.

>>4149161
Its never been ported and a physical copy of it costs like $250.

>>4149600
Probably the same as she tastes on land

Ironically, gura using artemis is making this fight harder than it should

Shartemis.

>>4148774
you're more than safe anon, the deadbeat prime is filtering her

>>4149687
Jesas, I love god hand but there is no chance gura is playing it

I really hope we get to see her reaction to Nevan today

I've never played a DMC but these menu sound effects are so familiar to me, I just can't place where else I've heard them

I wonder if Gura will ever go back to this game or 5 to play as Vergil

>>4149892
Every DMC game uses the menu effects and Resident Evil 4 shares a bunch as well.

>>4149977
No way, Vergil's a nerd. She plays as Dante because he's a cherd.

SCHUM

>>4150081
Vergil's a nad

DIE

>>4150107
SHE SAID IT

>>4149892
resident evil

Finally home. The stream has been fun so far, and I'm happy now I get to focus on it completely until the end.

>using the worst style for beginners and the worst gun
I love this stupid stupid shark

>>4150217
>ass spaghetti

Holy fuck Gura looked almost good at the game for a moment

>I'm still playing through my OBS capture
Gura you are killing me

>Btw I'm trying to royal guard though OBS
FISH
BRAIN

>still playing thought OBS
GURA FOR FUCKS SAKE

Gura..............................

>>4150295
remember how she started with cb, the hardest mh weapon as well?

>>4150012
>>4150281
There has to be some other game that uses the same accept/cancel sounds since I've not played RE either

Shark for fuck sake get another monitor you make enough to buy a room of them why are you trying to royal guard through your OBS capture?

>>4150352
>>4150381
>>4150385
This irritates me more than her having used PST during DST before this month. She's knowingly nerfing herself.

>>4150410
Possibly Dragon's Dogma. Itsuno worked on that, too.

why did she throw bros

>>4150444
It's not for the lack of monitors, she has two and a tv.

>>4150528
She's playing through an OBS capture like a silly billy.

>>4150444
send one to her =]
>>4150505
and if not that, itsuno also made rival schools

>>4150579
is there any reason why someone would want to do that? i only use obs to record some stuff, so i dont know why a streamer would play through it

>>4150659
If you only have one monitor and no splitter. Literally the only reason to use the OBS display for gaming.

>>4150659
It's literally because she has been too lazy to buy an HDMI splitter.

Do you guys think Gura would enjoy Killer7?

I hope to god Gura gets sent hundreds of fucking splitters for her birthday from chumbuds

>>4150659
She knows it's lagged and shit, but she's so lazy and scatter brained she forgets to buy a $10 HDMI splitter. And yet she plays rythym games though OBS like a dumb fish.
She just now got a switch pro controller.

>>4150711
But not a pro controller?

>>4150754
I'm gonna buy one on amazon.co.jp and send it to the cover address right fucking now.

>>4150778
at least listen to the part of the project diva stream where she describes the signal routing in detail before you guess again.

>>4150754
This should be a chumbud fan goal, send 500+ splitters to her manager.

>>4150778
She did say she was playing Future Tone looking at the tv

>IT"S NOT MY FAULT MOM LOVES ME MORE!
Absolutely destroyed.

>>4150812
Keep sending them HDMI splitters until they beg her to begin using one.

>>4150824
it's true tho
the one mom protected wasn't vergil.

>>4150805
suck my dick she's nerfing herself and you know it

>>4150892
i don't care about these games, it's your problem.

FOOLISHNESS

>win boss fight
>lose anyway in the cutscene
damnit man

>>4150987
you hate to see it

>>4150987
Possibly the most frustrating video game trope.

>>4150987
at least the cutscene is kino as fuck

kino cutscene inc