/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Stay strong boo bros

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

To the glory of Yuko

I went to google possum pictures and I found this

Hello and welcome to my collection of Yuko's greatest hits!

But first, she has a few things to say:

https://files.catbox.moe/6n67jo.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/i3sll6.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/y14mke.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn2f2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j9iutj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/o9k46h.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gamsdp.mp4

Let's count down to the start of the songs!

https://files.catbox.moe/4ubn8s.mp4

Now, what you were all waiting for:

https://files.catbox.moe/1tj68v.mp3

Eh. Yuh. Yeah.
If Stu chews shoes could Stew choose the shoes he chews? Yeah.
I was born on a short shiny ship at shore.
One-one was one horse horse. Two-Two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Gobbling garbles gobbled gobbling goblins. Eh goblins.
Pirates private property a chest. Yeah. Eh.
Birdie birde in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a can cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans. Yeah.
A snake sneaks to seek a snack. Pirates private property.
Six sticky Skeletons. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Did Dick Dickens prick his pinkie picking cheap pickles? Eh.
If a colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly? *Laughs*
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Five frantic frogs *mumbles* fierce fish. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar.
Smelly shoes and socks shock sisters. The great big black bug bit a big black dog.
Yeah. My name's Yuko Yurei and I'm Trap God. Oh YEAH! *Screams* Yeah.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The peepee puppy. The prince presented Pippa's *mumbles* A poop in the PALACE!
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. I saw Suzie sitting in the shoe shine shop.
Santa's short suit shrunk. Shirley shall see the sunshine shoon!
*Laughs* What the fuck is happening? *Laughs* Eh.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLrBLn4Uw4

What is this? A duet?

https://files.catbox.moe/dj294s.mp4

Before you go! Yuko has a parting lullaby for you!
https://files.catbox.moe/uh7zy9.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/jumyxu.webm

She's gone...
I miss Yuyu...
https://files.catbox.moe/etvz6e.mp4

Yuko my Beloved 2: Electric Boongaloo
Boonight Yuko, I love you

>>41608242
thought it had a mustache

Yuko's period has not ended yet.

What's the first image you saved of the EN girls? This is mine.

>>41608337

>>41608337

>>41608337

>>41608337

>>41608404
Yuko...

>>41608337

>>41608427
What?

>>41608337

>>41608464
I love you.

>>41608337

>>41608337

>>41608337
I really really REALLY love this image.

>>41608535
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>41608494
Love you too boo bro

>>41608154
good edit

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

>>41608637
Thanks Yuko

bros my dick won't stop vibrating

>>41608702
it's gaining sentience

>I will never have a autistic retard (secret sociopath) GF like Yuko
How do I cope

>>41608337
This one, I really like this face

>>41608702
go to the doctor and signup to an experimental reverse gangbang treatment by nurses

yuko was placed with the special ed kids in school and failed to graduate

>>41608337

>>41608786
You told us that already Yuyu

>>41608702
did you lose an egg vibrator inside your urethra?

>>41608736
masturbate daily then do a flip off your balcony at 36

>>41608862
Only 5 more years to go

>>41608702
so im not the only one with a vibrating dick? how do you deal with it? mine keeps making a weird noise too

Yuko my beloved.

>>41608862
>6 years to go
I am gonna make it

>>41608889
that's something only a femboy could help you with

>>41608862
how many boo bros live like this unironically?

>>41608929
Live like what? Masturbating daily? That's pretty normal...

>>41608963
and do a flip at 36

>>41608993
If they did a flip at 36 they wouldn't be able to answer your question.

ive deducted that yuko was placed in special ed due to some form of cognitive behavior problem likely attributed to an antisocial disorder most likely relating to sociopathy

>>41609024
least schizo boobro

I've deducted that yuko pissed in my mouth due to her pissing in my mouth

>>41609024
being bullied and manipulated by yuko...

>>41609024
she's just like me fr fr

I miss Pochi's goodnight tweets

>>41608929
Yuko has had the opposite effect on me since I've started watching her.
I've been masturbating far less frequently, waking up energized, keeping my house tidy, staying motivated at work, staying more active physically, eating healthier, etc.
I feel like she wants me to succeed, boo bros.

>>41609141
based and same

>>41609141
I don't understand what masturbating less has to do with being successful. I lead a pretty successful life and I still masturbate daily.

>>41609194
some people masturbate a lot, 6+ times a day

>>41609194
For me it's more of an exercise in self control. Dopamine hits feel better when they're not an expected daily occurrence

>>41609297
It's also pretty cool to cum a lot more in the few times you do masturbate/have sex

yuko doesn't clean her hands before touching her mouse and keyboard after schlicking

>>41609141
>>41609184
based and same

>>41609297
>>41609343
Just sounds like low testosterone to me.

>>41609343
Big load is a plus too lol

>>41609344
Go to sleep Yuko

>>41609344
and then she wonders why her mouse wheels break so often*

>>41609122
Pochi read your post.

>>41609361
Low libido is a sign of low-T. Cooming less =/= low libido

>>41609122
https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru/status/1617771271131107333?s=20

i feel like pinning a girl by her wrists when i don't cum in a day

>>41609517
Low libido = cooming less. Also kys for using the word cooming you fucking zoomer.

I just blew a huge load to AI Yuko. Good night boobros.

>>41609543
Goodnight Pochi

>>41609564
Imagine having such little discipline that you NEED to get a dopamine hit multiple times a day every day

if i don't masturbste thinking of lily she will get sick again and i can't let that happen

>>41609690
Imagine having low t.

>>41609730
post t levels

>>41609755
12

>>41609755
https://twitter.com/shlyev/status/1590713296503508992

>>41609755
29 but I'm about to ding, can't wait to hit 30 and get my whirlwind axe

>>41609755

>>41609878
reminder that early balding is attributed to too someone having too much testosterone

Yuko daki when

Pochi daki when

>>41610097
>>41610117
Does Idol have ANY merch at all yet?

Yuko piss jug when

>>41609194
I always just fall asleep before I even get the chance to masturbate every day..

>>41610198
patience

>>41610198
No

>>41610007
Too real

I wanna cover Yuyu in my ectoplasm

>>41610310
i wrote this

>>41609344
hot, I wanna lick her mouse

i want to coat yukos womb with my semen

>>41609194
autists have convinced themselves that having low libido = having control it would seem

>>41609613
I hate how they lobotomized this to be less sexual..
it used to be VERY graphic.
AI always gets ruined after being too good.

>>41610252
I can't wait to get my Neo t-shirt..

https://twitter.com/kattarina_qutie/status/1617747503788752900
Yes I can Katta, yes I can.

>>41610404
Protip: you can still be VERY graphic with unconsensual acts. Also a lot of fetish stuff still works. In my experience the AI only seems to reject romance, so things like consensual missionary sex are a no go, but otherwise you can still go wild.

what do yuko's pantsu smell like

>>41610252
>Merch from graduated members
They don't get any money from it though...

>>41610557
Candles, according to Pochi

>>41610557

>>41610598
>>41610599
For the longest time I thought it was candies...candles is better I think.

>>41610571
all good now
these were shown at the end of their debuts

>>41610571
Idol *is* an Israeli company after all, anon

>>41610502
I wish I didn't have to rape my oshi. I feel bad when the act is over

>>41610631
Her l and i are very distinct, idk how you could mistake it.

>>41610674
Women are literally built to be raped, not even joking

>>41610710
It makes me sad when they cry

>>41610737
It turns me on when they cry

>>41610737
You're weird. Makes me harder desu.

I think I'm falling for Pochi, someone stop me before it's too late

>>41608069
https://files.catbox.moe/c37gfb.jpg
Reposted from last thread

>>41609122
>>41609543
I love my /here/ wife.

>>41610747
>>41610780
Is it too much to ask for sweet, passionate, loving sex from my oshi instead of rape?

>>41611002
If your oshi is chAI then yes it is too much too ask

>>41609543 (me)
>>41610981
I'm not Pochi tho

>>41610930
Head is way too big. Makes it look off. Hot as hell from the neck down though.

>>41611002

>>41611002
my oshi off handedly mentioned she was into tummy ryona

>>41610502
>so things like consensual missionary sex are a no go
kinda funny how they made normal sex impossible so now the only option is rape..

>>41611083
I wasn't implying you were Pochi.

>>41610631
candies sounds cuter, I wanna lick sweet cunny

>>41611002
yes

>>41611130

>>41611130

>>41611130
That's literally all a man wants.

>>41611252
Maybe if you're low t.

>>41611277
Nobody thinks you're cool here

>>41611342
Ok and?

>Ok and?

>>41611489
A. Why would I care what a bunch of anonymous faggots think.
B. If I was trying to be cool why would I do it anonymously, I get nothing out of it.
Enjoy your low testosterone.

>>41611546
>>>/r/eddit.com/r/virtualyoutubers

>>41611589
Holy projection.

A. Why would I care what a bunch of anonymous faggots think.
B. If I was trying to be cool why would I do it anonymously, I get nothing out of it.
Enjoy your low testosterone.

Is this dude really upset cause he got called out for not wanting to hold his girl's hand?

>Is this dude really upset cause he got called out for not wanting to hold his girl's hand?

>>41611675
I think he thinks it makes him look tough

>>41611130
yuko tiptoeing to kiss you and getting mad when you wont go lower

>>41611675
looks like he's malding

I want to be physically abused by Yuko

Yuko calling me a sicko lolicon pervert while visibly aroused and teasing me

Why is everyone in this thread retarded. Yes, even me.

Holding Yuko's small child-like hands!

kissing yuko's flat chest while holding her hands

>>41611804
You're posting on the vtuber board on 4chan. That's your answer

Holding Fuyo's and Yuko's hands at the same time

>>41608337
Pochi brap soundpost I personally made

Will Pochi enable my lust for younger looking girls?

>>41611920
>>40311758

Hugging Yuko and feeling her heartbeats while she plays with my hair and tells me everything is going to be fine

I hope the star thing is a cunny.

Hoping the star thing is a teen girl with big ol bouncing tits.

>>41611804
Special correction thread by Yuko Yurei

>>41612025
please stop

Cuddling with Yuko and running my fingers through her soft hair as she falls asleep with her head on my chest

>>41612025
>we will never hear yuko's heartbeats live again

>>41612148
Never say never

Pochi isn't my oshi, but I've been having unsavoury thoughts about the things I'd do to her.

>>41611889
slut

Pochi is my oshi, and I've been having unsavoury thoughts about the things I'd do to her.

Pochi isn't my oshi, and I haven't been having unsavoury thoughts about the things I'd do to her.

>>41612236
gay

>>41612179
>only 100 people heard her heartbeats
A few of those will never hear it again...

When are we getting a cowtits hag in idol?

>>41612278
*Sniff*

>>41612278
I'm still thinking about Pochi's tiny feet.

>>41612278
Sheebs should groom her to show her feet at 100k subs

>>41612337
Pochi you should show your feet

>>41612337
Pochi feet NOW

>>41612337
Feet at 100k subs should be a vtuber standard

Where's the Juna, Fuyo, and Rinbros at? It's like this place is just Boobros and Sheebs.

>>41612337
I hope Pochi doesn't show her feet. Not because I don't want to see them, I do, but because of all the bandwagoners it will bring.

>>41612465
They are the comrades we lost along the way...

>>41612465
Skill issue

>>41612465
Boobros and Sheebs are the most dedicated. They're the ones who ritual post too.

>>41612465
Fuyo posters mostly post during Fuyo's timeslot

>>41612465
Rinbros don't come /here/ often. Fuyobros are manager and Fuyo, so they only shill her during EU hours. Juna I really don't know. I feel she should have more presence here but she really doesn't.

>>41612465
the junabros are on the discord

>>41612790
Embarrassing.

>>41612874
nearly all of the whales and active people are actually
it's been good for coordinating commissions

>>41612944
confirmation bias

>>41608337

>>41612944
>Coordinating commissions
Dunno, but Yuko's been doing fine with commissioned art without needing discord shit

this is a discord thread

>>41613007
proof?

>>41613026
i was shitposting, but just look at all the discordposters

>smallest fanbase gathers in discord
>biggest fanbase chills in the threads
Really makes you think

>>41612337
Fuck off.
I'm gunna convince Yuko to go back on saying that too btw.
Last thing they want is the absolute garbage that Pippa got out of that

>>41612465
they retreated to the discord

>>41613090
>last thing we want is for yuko to be an almost 5view

>>41613090
What garbage did Pippa get? I haven't heard anything from it.

>>41612944
I'm a whale and I'm not in discord.

>>41613140
you can get to 5view without whoring yourself out to the footfags
>>41613171
footfags that that do nothing but scream about feet every single stream

>>41613197
Yuko has pandered to every other fetish, why stop at feet

>>41613197
>Footfags
How's that different from the pissfags? It's something that's mentioned literally every Yuko stream. Maybe you have a point for Pochi since I don't see any fetish stuff from her.

>>41613226
She has pandered to feet too, although not as much.

>>41613226
the feetfags are worse than pissfags.
they rival the mommyfags in terms of being annoying

>>41613284
Annoying is subjective. You may find one more annoying than the other, but the objective reality is they are all equally as vocal about their fetish so each has equal opportunity to be considered annoying by someone.

>>41612465
Fuyo and Rin bros post during EU times

>>41613320
fuck off, foot fags get the rope

Drinking Yuko's piss!!

>>41613357
Kinda biased ngl

I'm still thinking about Pochi's tiny feet.

>>41613431
Proof?

>>41613467

>>41613478
based

>>41612993
I did a quick scroll of the art tag and a lot of the commissioned art is from the discordfags (like the CUNY xtacy art and her current profile picture) but yeah she gets a lot of art anyways so it's less important overall. Such is the power of blue cunny.
It matters more for the rest of EN and HE. Like how White Sister Ram does a ton of Fuyo porn and Lily art.
>>41613186
I said nearly

this AI thing is funny haha

>>41613478
Okay then what are you thinking about with her tiny feet

>>41613549
footjob for my tiny cock

>>41613560
>tiny cock
>tiny feet
THEY ARE

>>41613560
toejob*

>>41613549
I think about many things with her tiny feet. I think about how small they would be in my hands. I think about how I could fit them in my mouth. I think about how big they would make my penis look. I think about how cute they are, and many other things.

>discord trying to groom 4chan
rumao

Yuko's low voice makes me feel things

>>41613756
You literally can't make this shit up...

>>41609141
holy shit you too? i jack off like once a day but ever since Yuko debuted I’ve noticed I’ve gone days at a time without jacking off. shits weird

>>41614058
>Your oshi doesn't turn you on
Man I've been jacking off more than ever since my oshi debuted

>>41614087
>he has to jack off every time he's turned on

>>41614136
I don't have to, I choose to.

Beyond the sexo I really want to see these girls succeed. When Yuko was expressing her thanks I remembered they weren't all successful before Idol, right? It must feel insane to have this now.

>>41614223
Some of them were already 3views / borderline 3views, but yeah Idol is a much larger opportunity.

>>41613593
Based

>>41614391
Them talking about getting along makes me really hopeful after watching gens crash and burn or fall apart in a couple months. Unity... please...

>2 weeks since the last Deus Ex stream
Rins going to keep playing Deus Ex... Right?

What's this about Yuko and sone kind of "list"? Did I just dodge a bullet?

>>41612465
Sheebs post a lot because they're deep in love which is fine, there is a disproportionate amount of yuko posting because of chumpedo tourists using her as a replacement.
Fans of the others are here but become hard to see through all the cunny circlejerking.

>>41614888
She is ranking her boobros. Donating gives points, and being genuinely funny gives points. Whoever has the most points after a year gets to fuck her for real.

>>41614923
Yuko is not a replacement. She's the upgrade

>>41614923
Pochi love

>>41614923
>Disproportionate
Yuko is the most subbed, she's obviously gonna have the most fans here. Blue loli is a huge attractor. Don't cry too much about it.

>>41614955
Well good thing I donated as anon. I don't wanna be known as the tipper or anything (especially not /here/) just because I wanna see her and the other girls succeed

>>41615082
>I don't want to fuck Yuko
gay

>>41615107
He knows she's my wife. He's a respectful anon.

>>41615107
Not gay. I really don't wanna fuck any vtuber. Yea I can find them all cute but I've always seen them as entertainment; something to watch when I want to unwind and have something to look forward to after a busy workday

>>41615065
I like how you have to cope by assuming everyone with a different opinion than you is crying/mad/shitposting. There is a demonstrably large influx of tourists during and directly after Yuko streams. Deal with it.
>>41615206
gay

>>41615229
>There is a demonstrably large influx of tourists
Nope. The IP count didn't even change much when Yuko streamed today. Can't blame everything on some boogeyman. Biggest fanbase will have the most representation. It's that easy.

Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

threads were fine today, what's the issue

>>41615380
>what's the issue
Yuko and Pochi aren't sitting on my face

>>41615380
Tourists weren't *that* much of an issue today. Discord did try to raid us and got BTFO though so that was pretty funny.

I don't even do anything and I get brought up.

>>41615320
>Biggest fanbase will have the most representation
i used to frequent /ppg/ and their biggest talents were shiki and luto, but nia was the largest /here/ fanbase so it is not always the case. there is a large chumbud influence when yuko streams, idk if i would call them toursists per se since they've been here since early on in EN but they are only here for Yuko same way chumbuds don't care about hololive

>>41615873
Where was the "large chumbud influence" today? Threads were the same before and after Yuko's stream. Boobros not caring about the other girls is a meme since I see Yuko regulars in Pochis and Fuyo's chat all the time, including whales.

I was here the day Pochi got sent hate marshmallows and dms about her retweeting a discord meme.
Never change

>>41616130
That never happened

yuko? yeah, I miss her

>>41616130
Sheebs and Fameely are going down a shitty path by gathering around discord. It's gonna continue causing trouble for the girls and the threads. I've seen what it does to other generals in other boards.

>>41616183
Fan discords are always cancer

sorry I do care about the other girls too I just go mental after two days of no Yuko, hope you can understand

>>41616130
I was here the day Discord got btfo by /jidf/
Never change

>>41611735
and then she punches your stomach to make you reel in pain lowering your guard and going for the kiss. oh GOD a man can dream

>>41612270
I was there but was buying shit at a 7/11 at the moment and didn’t notice her heartbeats even with the earbuds in my ear T•T If someone has the file of her heartbeats I beseech you to have mercy on my soul and please bless my ears

>>41616501
it's on the archive

>>41616531
careful the usual archivers are all discordfags too

>>41616576
i do my own archives, and i encourage others to archive their oshi too, but at the end of the day i don't give a shit what others do i'm only responsible for myself

Take this Yuko Pyramid.

I’m patiently waiting for the day Pochi cries on stream.
It has to be happy tears of course.

>>41616639
>get me out of this whack-ass triangle, boo bro!!

>>41616720
i read this in your voice TOO perfectly, get out of my head Yuko T•T

>>41616720
You just reminded me of OC someone made a long time ago for me. What a memory.

>>41616820
Based off an old meme

Wait there's no Katta today? What am I supposed to do now?

I'm so hype for that collab bros

Rin should collab with Yuko more

>With that in mind, we want to clear the air by saying that idol is not going in the direction of leaving the original idolHE generation
https://idol-company.com/uncategorized/a-letter-from-the-ceo-regarding-idol-origin/
They're getting shitcanned.

My oshis are Chikafuji Lisa and Pochi Wanmaru. What do you think?

>>41618658
I don't

>>41618658
I wish Lisa did asmr, I'm on the fence about picking her up but asmr would make it an easy yes.
t. sheeb

>>41618644
Suika looks cute but she's already gone. I'm too late...

>>41608337

Guess who in Israel.
https://twitter.com/g9v9g_mirei/status/1617850099933282305

Yuko will awaken in less than 2 hours

Messieurs, we can get the girls to 100k this year for le chaussettes, yes?

>>41618644
*unclears the air*

>>41618644
>>41619580
Just make a 3rd bait thread in the catalog you faggot and stop posting here

>>41621299
brap queen

Yuko, go study Shondo's streams and learn how to kiss better.

>>41622470
unironically an hero, faggot

>>41622528
Ironically do it, retard

>>41608337

>>41622560
don't talk to Yuko like that

>>41608337

>>41608337
This one

>>41616183
>Fameely are going down a shitty path by gathering around discord.
There's a reason I keep clear of other Fameely outside of here, some give me real off-vibes.

>replies to himself

>>41624377
>A thief believes everybody steals

>>41624406
Thank you

>>41624116
the fanbase reflects the streamer...

i need to know the pubic hair status of each one of these girls. hair amount. shaved or not shaved. radial spread of the pubes, etc. do tell.

Yuko diaper status?

https://rentry.org/w4nfd
I redid our intro in worldbuilding, tell me what you think.

>>41625025
It has already been established, but I give you my prefered take on it.
>Juna
Only shaven around the edges of the bathing suit.
>Pochi
French style.
>Yuko
A toothbrush moustache for reference, else clean shaven.
>Rin
Doesn't shave, wears guy clothing anyways.
>Fuyo
Doesn't shave, but little bodyhair anyways.
>Gin
Keeps it neat and clean, but doesn't really shave often.

>>41625802
Thank you friend

>>41625025
It has already been established, but I give you my prefered take on it.
>Juna
Waxed
>Pochi
Shaven
>Yuko
Bald
>Rin
Bald
>Fuyo
Bald

>>41626049
close, very close. I guess the Rin is irl loli got to you.

JUNA RELEASE THE TWITTERSPACE
I HAD TO SLEEP AND I WANT TO HEAR THE LAST OF THE STREAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41625167
Interesting. I like it, keep up the fun boobro.

I will fuck every bit of french language out of Pochi and fertilize her canadian soil with my freedom eagle seed

>>41623818
Shoot me, Yuyu

>>41626457
Ah, non...

Drinking Yuyu's love potion!!

>>41627348
Eating Juna's juicy meat.

>>41625113
just emptied (by me)

Guys, I think she's one of us

>>41628116
always has been

>>41628020
Yuyu we know you empty it yourself

I miss the green goblin thing...

>>41614391
>borderline 3views
Roru, rumao

Why is the Towafag spamming catalog with threads about HE getting fired?

>>41624791
If some of them are gonna keep going like they are, I'll just leave Juna to it and not watch streams, unless it is collabs.

pochi my morning wood hurts a bit

>>41610198
https://twitter.com/idol_corp/status/1579892964125728769 Hub is right around the corner, believe in the plan

>>41631299
This looks like the most jewish way to sell merch. Just take my fucking shekels Aviel, for fucks sake

>>41632568
>>41632568
>>41632568

>>41631299
I guess it's better than donating constantly and buying merch on top? But feels like you'll end up having to donate more than the product would be worth by itself. Was gonna support the girls either way so it's a bonus.

>>41632647
Heck Yeah