/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I COOMST

>>41495492
There is something very wrong with her leg/feet.

>>41495675
good effort by the AI though

>>41495502

>>41495761

Kronies are... inverting

>>41495736
Yeah, at least the chains looks like glasses and get a pass this time.

>>41495492
>>41495925
>>41495736
Right earring looks like a clock.

>>41495368
Go away with this ugly face

>>41495973
If you are picky, the dress fabric at end is wrong, but not everyone is as anal about art as me.

>>41495980

>>41495980

>>41495368
I love this dork to an unreasonable and unhealthy degree
Knowing that I will never meet a girt as perfect as her irl pains me

>>41496304
I love you

>>41496377
It should not, you don't know her at her worst and never will

She still hates me ...

>>>/adv/28175359
which one of yall

>>41499310
Freaky

>>41499310
HR HATE

>>41499310
why are kronies on /adv/...

Kronies love

Freaky larp is getting really creative lately

I love art where they draw her bra showing though the sweater.

>>41501548
english too good to be her

>>41501548
I stopped thinking she was a LARP months ago

>>41501741
Okay, we have our next chumbud.

>>41501884
anon she posted her spider

>>41502115
>Press X to doubt

>>41502196
Freakyschizo...

>>41502115
freaky IS the spider

>>41502230
Gatanothor updates us on her laptop keyboard when she's too inebriated to post...

In loving memory...

>Start stroking already...

>>41502236
Great hands

Is it possible to get ripped at home? The gym is scary.

>>41503506
yes

morning

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1617221607185088513

>>41503506
Yes but don't forget to also watch your diet

>>41503859
fuck you

>>41503867
Diet might be the difficult part, not the exercise. Cause I undereat if anything.

If you were one of kronii’s mods who’d you ban first?

>>41503898
same desu
fuck food

>>41503506

What’s scary about the gym?

>>41504069
the people

>>41503941
Mori

>>41503941
All of the former mods.
>>41504240
Sloppy snake tongue Lamiaronii rimjob

>>41502840
Fuck off I hate you

>>41504296
How do you rim a snake?

>>41504116
kek

>>41503941
vesper

>>41504839
>>41504116
you can't ban other mods you sillies

Kronii Love !!

>>41504996
good evening to you too

>>41503898
Once you get into the habit of working out you'll eventually start eating more. At least in my case I got hungrier

>>41504655
No, she rims me

>>41505132
hi

>>41505132
hello

>>41505196
>>41505283
Hello! Hope you guys are having a great day!

>>41505314
gyate sex

>Watch bocchi the rock
>now competely understand Aqua's appeal
Aquaposter, come back...

>>41505375
You mean Achama?

>>41503506

does she still even go to the gym?

>>41503506
>>41503898
You can but unless you have the space for equipment (weights, an adjustable bench, maybe a pull-up bar at least) then there's not much point imo. Free weights and machines are good for isolating muscle groups and stability, and there's plenty of gymbros willing to spot you in a gym; you're a lot more limited in what you can do at home, and I've done home-gym workouts since middle school. As for your diet, you're pretty much gonna have to force-feed yourself into going over your TDEE, otherwise you're not only gonna have no gains, but also no recovery. Calorie dense foods like peanut butter and shakes are good for that. Just make sure to count your calories and to have enough protein; bodies are mostly made in the kitchen and not the gym, after all. Unless it could be a legitimate hormone problem, you'll gain weight so long as you eat enough, even though it feels like shit...

>>41505861
bench press...

>>41505556
She mentioned wanting to go back but she hasn't updated us on that. I imagine she's too busy nowadays

>>41505861
That's very useful info. Thank you brrat.

>>41505861
>As for your diet, you're pretty much gonna have to force-feed yourself into going over your TDEE
why must everything be so low calorie...

>>41507709
You're eating the wrong things if it is

kronii cute kronii love

>>41507733
no its the food who is wrong...

>>41505350
No

>>41507771
best post in this thread

>>41509128
Why not...

>>41504078

They’re not gonna judge you. Hobbies/activities outside your house typically have the most welcoming people

>>41509225
Because it's wrong

>>41509607
Gyates are made for the mating press

>>41509646
No they're not, now leave before I smack you

>>41509693
Never, get on the ground. Its time for gyate sex and then gyate marriage

>>41509693
You're gonna smack me? What else, are you gonna choke me too? Pin me down so I can't move, huh gyate?

>>41509693
enough, bend over

stop harassing the gyate sapling.

ACTIVITY

>>41510509
I want to make the gyate feel good. With my penis!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nYdJcZCVrk

>>41510636
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>41510636
Now that's an early frame

I wish I could severely hurt people through the computer screen
I wish I could hate people to death

Kronii Enjoyment!

Is tonight going to be a Cute Kronii, or a Cool Kronii?

>>41511029
she's gonna be yelling at her screen like a dork so Cuteronii

>>41511023
Quiet, Freaky

>>41511460
not her.

>>41511023
polishtocrat...

>>41511483
Vel...

>>41512059
Why is she glaring at us...

>>41512148
Nope, i don't want to hate people but they're asking for it

Has it really been 257 threads already?

>>41512546
oh how little you know...

Finally gave Bae's new MV a listen and it's her best cover yet. I almost couldn't recognize her voice.

>>41512149
she hates us

Brushing Kronii's hair...

>>41512663
>it's her best cover yet.
>I almost couldn't recognize her voice.
backhanded compliment-ronie...

>>41512607
Did it go around the clock once already?

>>41512847
asking her how her day was...

>>41513055
anon...

Kronies doko?

>>41513861

>>41513861

>>41495492
Why did you post this...

>>41513924
wuv

>>41495492
Nice AI art

>>41513861
waiting for God to give me a huge windfall as an apology for what he has done to me.

>>41514157
What's up ballsack face ? How are you?

>>41504069
every time straight handsome bodybuilders like me go to the gym I get constantly leered at, stalked, and creeped on by older single women and gay cardio twinks in heat. I’ve had some gay guys stalk and follow me into the lockerrooms, ogling at my post-workout body and asking to feel up my muscles. one time a guy even drank from my bottle and purposefully smeared his gay saliva all over the tip. they steal my deodorant so they can get a whiff of my BO. sometimes they go to the cardio machines directly in front of me so they can present their glutes like horny baboons. it’s really uncomfortable for me and other sexy handsome bodybuilders and I don’t like the erections I get. I feel raped. I can’t say no because I don’t want to cause a scene at the gym, but some of these people are also the staff and they tell me to strip whenever I wear too many layers so I get scared

Why is the room up so early!?

>>41514766
she woke up early or didn't sleep

I'm justified in being mean to people online and God has no business punishing me for that

Kronies are cute today

>>41515362
you will burn in hell anyway >:)

>>41515362
you're just a meanie because you're tsun...

What's the sound of one Kronii fapping?

>>41515362
you need to work on your god issues polishtocrat

Where is dummyronie

>>41516137
Anon... Dummyronie he...

>>41516137
I miss dummyronie too...

>>41516137

>>41516137
I told him if he drank my cum five times a day he'd get smarter, he's working on number three today right now.

freaky doko...

>>41517006
Freaky...she...

>>41515849
Kronii always strokes her clock during streams but she's an expert at stealth fapping which is why kronies don't hear it

>>41518461
Continue

>>41516231
>>41518290
Everyone left anon, there are no more namefags.

>>41519621
no...

>>41515849
Tick tock, tick tock, BONG

>>41516137
I'm still here! I've just been busy learning!

I've been doing so good lately too. I can count to ten and I've got a lot of colors down. I've been improving a lot! If I keep improving, I'll start with animals next.

I didn't make you sad right? I just forgot about this place...

>>41521019
Smartest kronie

>>41521019
But now that you remember this place you're gonna forget everything you've learned...

>>41521532
I-I am? But... no... I... I don't want to forget I tired so hard to remember...

>>41521837
I hate you

>>41521837
as long as it's important to you, you'll never forget

>>41521837
>tired
You're even forgetting your English...

>>41519621
finally, /∞/ is inverting

>>41522035
I'm... I'm sorry... I don't know what I did wrong this time...

>>41522088
You think so...?

>>41522108
No... I'm just bad at spelling... it's hard...

>>41522088
Soren stop flirting with the mentally disabeled

>>41522494
he deserves encouragement, it's not flirting you fujo

>>41522494
>mentally disabled
Where do you think you are Anon?
I love this retarded and cute clock lady...

Where's Sodamom... she'd know how to help dummyronie...

>>41522481
have faith in yourself

Why is Soren gay now?

>>41522494
>disabeled
mentally disabledchama...

>>41521019
>>41521837
>>41522481
I'm so proud of you dummyronie! Keep on working hard! If you work hard enough, we'll have to start calling you smartronie!

>>41522481
i lied i don't hate you

>>41522481
I love you

Was watching nene's singing stream from last night and heard her talk about kronii, I wonder what she was saying.

>>41524686
Did she sing any kpop songs?

>>41524686
Timestamp?

>>41524940
2 hour 35. Found a timestamp and apparently it was about the Kronii PC case.

>>41525189
oh okay

Why am I afraid for the stream tonight? I should be excited.

>>41525509
what could you possibly be afraid of?

>>41525509
that's called anxiety anon

>>41525509
thats every stream desu

>>41522815
>now

>>41525509
Don't tell me you're one of the kromies who expected her to give emotional baggage last night

Prepare for another wave of red gabbage sc

>>41526209
who the fuck is expecting her to dump emotional baggage what

>>41526209
NTA. I didn't expect it last night, but I've come to expect it almost every member stream now.

>>41526209
i haven't seen anyone say anything about this prior to that stream, take your meds.
>>41527110
take your meds too

What kind of game is One Hand Clapping? The thumbnail doesn't say much.

List your top 5 Kronii "PAIN" moments.

>>41527247
One Hand Clapping is a vocal 2D platformer. Solve puzzles, by singing or humming into your microphone, and find confidence in the power of your voice as it changes the world around you.

>>41527247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOOsA87I9HA

Reminder that Kronii is based and supports digital piracy.

>>41527520
Oh no, she's going to be very cute tonight too?

>>41527892
Hopefully, but Korone has the only entertaining playthrough of this game, imo.

>>41527936

Anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes.
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>http://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!

Here's the prompt for the week:
You (or one of the girls) have gotten lost with Kronii! What could happen here?
Would you retrace your steps to find the way back home? Have a nice conversation in the meantime? Maybe you get even more lost (def not speaking from personal experience)?
Maybe it's gotten too late and you'll have to stay at a hotel, what would happen then? Something spicy?
Sure, you got lost, but you have your phones, why not explore the place some more, see if you can't find an interesting spot before going back?

Use any of the ideas here or come up with something yourself, this is just to inspire you in some way!

>>41528203
Give it up name

>>41528203
Thank you Name.

>>41528203
I made this one for the camping prompt a while back, I'm not sure if it got in.
https://rentry.org/CampingWithKaela

I hope she doesn't take the troll way and start screaming and goes go out of tune on purpose

>>41528532
>goes go out

>>41528532
It'll be like Geoguessr where she's too afraid of being bad so she just acts bad on purpose. She'll only start trying in like the last hour or so.

>>41528532
>Beside each tune Kronii sings a short, stacatto "Ah".
>Ohherewegoagain.gif
>She's throwing it.
>After the third stone, you realize what's she's doing.
>By game's end, the BGM is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XSFVlUM08s

You know what’s crazy is that I thought that Kronii and TimeRyS was a better pairing than BaeRyS until I found out that Kronii is a Tempiss collabing whore that hates her fans and lies to them in their face. Atleast Bae cares enough to tell her fans that she’s going to collab with Tempus and males at the beginning. God please fire the person who hired Kronii because she’s the biggest disappointment of Council.
t. IRyStocrat

>>41529154
I agree with everything you said unironically

>>41529241
I’m so sorry for doubting Bae. I thought that collabing holostars JP was bad until I saw the shit that Kronii pulled.

>>41529154
>God please fire the person who hired Kronii because she’s the biggest disappointment of Council.
Is she, though?
Ina's weak excuses about anemia caused by a shitty diet and then following it up with a two week vacation in Japan anyways and lying about "forgetting her phone."
Gura's gone.
Sana's dead.
Something something, let ye who is without sin cast the first stone something.

not even gonna bother with this dumb faggot, "totally an IRyStocrat fr fr"

>>41527247
Have not seen much holos play this apart from IRyS and Sora. The game seems hard unless youre Shawn Mendes who can hit notes perfectly? I hope she has fun, mayhaps to play around with sens settings to make easier

>>41529430
>Ina's weak excuses about anemia caused by a shitty diet and then following it up with a two week vacation in Japan anyways and lying about "forgetting her phone."
>Gura's gone.
>Sana's dead.
Nigga please. First of all, they all have legitimate reasons for what they did. What reasons did Kronii have for shitting on her fans? What reasons do Kronii have for not streaming for days/weeks? What reasons do Kronii have for just being a disappointment all around? Second of all, the people you mentioned are a low bar to pass

would you fuck off already nigger, the catalog is free to peddle your shit

>>41529825
Kronii > the rest of EN
sneed

>>41529241
shut up gabe

>>41529825
Also I like to mention that Fauna only went on a break for a few days when her cat that she spent her whole childhood with died. But Kronii goes on a much longer break for cat that she only known for a few months and probably neglected the thing(which lets be honest, is the reason that her cat died).

>>41530151
Kronii's break after her cat died was literally shorter than Fauna's retard

>>41530183

>>41528203
I should have mine done by tomorrow

>>41530151
See no you're outing yourself as a dumb retarded catalog nigger since her break was shorter than Fauna, good job.

>>41530259
>Kronii couldn't figure out how to undo the braid so she cut her hair short instead

>inverting to bait biting

faggot is more ESL than me baka

>>41530377
>When you bite the bait just because you're so fucking bored.

Give him a sec he's going to count how many days she was gone but it's hard since he's too much of a retard to count further than 3

>>41530251
>>41530297
I’ve decided to do my research and it turns out I’m right. Fauna’s break was 8 days. Kronii’s initial break was 7 days until she had to do her obligatory Christmas stream and then fucked off for another 3 days. Kronii proving once again how much of a useless bitch she is when even Fauna was able to recover before her. And Fauna actually had a connection to her cat unlike Kronii who let her pet die like the useless person she is. Do you see the pattern?

>>41530791
Wow you called it

>>41531057
Based!

Even dummyronie can count faster than him...

>>41531100
And he is admitting that she was gone less time before trying to move the goal post, a baffling retard a shiny one even.

I was blissfully ignorant of all this before you fags started replying without using the quote feature

Deflectronies at it again. I’m honestly kind of glad Kronii cat died. Maybe she will start taking things seriously. I mean what’s the point of collabing with Tempiss? Do you like Vesper that much?

Okay so what triggered those retards this time

>>41531269
She still fucked off for another 3 days. Lets be honest, she would’ve stayed on her break if she didn’t have her a new outfit that she needed to debut.

Don't reply to me you sub-human garbage, go fuck your retarded cousin in your shit mud hut or something.

>>41531456
He woke up and he was still a seanigger.

>>41531682
Hi!

Clucks sure are insecure nowadays. I’m glad that my oshi would never whore herself out like Kronii.

>>41531158
Gabe...

>>41531057
She literally had a gamming stream before the outfit one, nice research retard

I hate king in Yellow

>>41532019
She had that stream as filler until her outfit stream. Along with her karaoke(which was obligatory if she didn’t want to piss off her fans even more). Looking at how behavior in the past, she probably wouldn’t have had those streams if she didn’t have her outfit.

>>41532113
Why...

>>41532557
He abandoned us

>>41532495
>a filler
>one day prior
you're such a retard it's sad, also learn some English you shitskin.

>>41532731
But I'm right here.

>>41532756
ESL here, what are the English mistakes?

>>41532886
>Looking at how behavior in the past

>>41532817
No you're not

>>41532817
You don't say good morning anymore...

>>41532756
Are you mad that your oshi holds disdain for you? It’s not only this one example of her being shitty. There have been multiple times in the past where she fucked up. She’s hated here(/vt/) for a reason and it’s because of all these fuck ups in the past. That’s why I call her the disappointment of council because she’s the one with the most fuck ups.

They aren't sending their best anymore it seems

anyway
kronie frotting!!!

Post-Tempiss sure has made this place into a white knight hell hole. Like it’s okay to criticize Kronii, she deserves it for her terrible behavior towards her fans.

>>41533010
It was a busy week, and I'm not awake in the morning on the weekend.

>2 sad retards
have fun while the rest of us enjoy the stream niggers.

Personally I'm more angry with grandpa's recent behavior than anything Kronii has ever done

>>41533347
When is the suicide Gabe?

How much you want to bet the very early frame was because she planned on passing out for a few hours afterwards because she stayed up all night looking at one of the hundreds of Tenet fujo fics?

>>41533579
Huh? He going menhera or something?

>>41533204
No i'm mad about the fact that you think you have any right to talk to me or peoples in general, know your place and get back in your cage.

>>41533912
Flaky, seems to be avoiding the new group, low effort zatsus only, drinking a lot, probably not showing up to the planned offcollab anniversary, and I think he left his anxiety meds when he came to Japan. Generally more unhinged and inconsistent after his vacation, it's disappointing really.

>>41534190
Imagine if Kronii’s cat didnt die and she was off collabing in Japan with everyone. Imagine a drunk Vesper taking advantage of a weak Kronii. Kinda hot not gonna lie.

>>41533579
I hate you so much it's unreal

>>41534190
oof

>>41534475
why...

>>41534475
u n d e r s t a n d a b l e K r o n i i .

I swear to god if I see Kronii trying to get IRyS in a collab with a homo I will finish the job and kill time dog or what ever the fuck he’s called.

>>41535082
Kronii won't even talk about them around IRyS, unlike bae

>>41535082
>forgets who the first person to mention tempiss on CHADcast was

Are we not going to talk about the biggest yab today? Is kronie mouth canon now that Kronii (and Wada-mama) retweeted it?

>>41535612
Artistic liberties

>>41535612
>Kronies at any given time (heh) can have eyes or mouths, but cannot have them both at the same time

We live a painful existence.

>>41535612

Kronii playing Engage next week for sure
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1617362674538676224

>>41535814
Well she said she was going to order it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>41535814
kronii cant play anything that is a little stressful on stream...

AWAKE

GWAAAAAAAAAK

pagi

>>41536019
who?

>>41535936
PVP Speedrunners may as well be the most stressful game in existence

>>41535936
retard

>>41536189
Stop that, being mean is a sin

>>41536317
oh nyo...anyway

>>41536054
Kronii's second drawfag wife

Fuck Minecraft I hope she doesn't go back to it

>>41496081
i miss sana

TAKE
YOUR
TIME

Kill yourself Rice.

Holy Rice
How does he manage to get worse every time

Jesus christ Rice

what did rice do now?

Not parasocial btw

>>41538494

She took the bag off!

>Jacket back on
TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MEMBERS

>Karona still making Cortana "roasts"
Sigh...

Imagine an entire line of Kronies and Kronii runs down it like a sports ball line slapping everyone in the face.

>>41538754
she'd trip...

Is the chat delay really bad again or is it just me?

>>41538754
I would lick her hand and then she would punch me...

>>41538828
Seems longer today

>>41538828
If you right-click > Stats for Nerds you can see the delay

TITS ON SCREEN

>>41538828
not as bad as it was a little while ago but it's worse than last night

Hunky and Soren got read

>>41539022
that's cool thanks

rrat

The cute noises begin

Soundpostronie are you here?

>>41539280
Ears ready

shes so cute

I love the noises/words she uses when playing this kinds of games. They are so alkward-relatable, ya know?

VOD LOVE

Korone's playthrough was early access, it's already pretty different.

this is hilarious bros

>Ayo-
Aaaaaand I've exited out of the window

Kronii hates short people.

She's so dorky CUTE

hey

>stumped by basic puzzle at the start of the game
She's a journalist...

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEE SHE SWORE

roflmao, instead of singing, she just activates Karen mode against her enemies.

Step kronii

We get it, Karona. You're an unfunny asshat

>>41540428
>Kronii rants
>people die, buildings collapse

>>41540602
Accurate to character.

>One Hand Clapping
>no Ones
>no Hands
>no Clapping

Is she actually gonna sing...

>>41540753
Voltaire chama...

>>41540765
>>41528632

kek

She's having more fun than she expected doing her cute noises

ooooo

aaaaaa

>>41541082
This is fucking hilarious to watch.

Which note do you think is Kronii's orgasm scream?

Reply to this post if you love this dork

>>41541227

>>41541227
Reply.

>>41540957
>>41528632
based retard, she's having a lot of fun and you're being autistic as shit.

>>41541227
UGHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41541227
Yes

I keep expecting her to sing the opening to Space Odyssey.

>that shape

a tenet?

>41541227

>>41541227
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Idk guys, I think kronii is extra cute today

>>41541227
You don't need to beg so hard for (You)s, this place is the top (You) charity of this whole site

>>41541221
Wouldn't you like to know

>41541227
I will not give a (You) so easily

>>41541221
all of them

>>41541227
Yeah, me.

>>41541398
>>41541443
Stop posting this face

>>41541636
Never

>>41541227
So much.

>>41541227
fuck you

>>41541227

This is what her vocal coach gets every week(?)... GIWTIM

>>41541227
uhhhh I'm thinkin yea

Kronii hates trying.

what a silly little girl!

>>41541227
<3

oh no...sight-singing bros...

>fall into sewers
>meet motherly figure
>go into cave
Wait a minute...

she's a tone deaf...

>>41543236
she's ok

>>41541227
I like her a lot

She's UUUUing

Call me a thread reader, but is this the first time Kronii reads the milestone chats outside of a member's stream?

>>41544548
The milestone chats?

AY, I'M WALKIN HERE

She's run out of sounds

>>41544548
no, threadreaderchama

>>41544548
>>41544640
She sometimes reads them if she's looking at chat when they show up they're funny.

>>41544640
Yeah, the green member supa things

>>41544823
Ahhhh, not the first time, if something catch her eye she'll read it

>Picks singing game and decides to make stupid sounds instead of sing
>"I'M SO TIRED OF MAKING THESE STUPID SOUNDS!"

>>41544548
She reads them sometimes. Nobody cares except for that one mod that sent a schizo SC

>>41544912
>>41544820
>>41544818
I see

This is entirely a streamerbait game isn't it? No way you would play something like this alone in your room.

Whoever made this game is a fucking genius.

>>41545039
Yeah, maybe if you were a music teacher it could be useful for small kids to get them used to pitch and tone

>Kronii tries anal

>>41545039
It's for people who appreciate novel game design, or just singing in general

>>41545039
It's a fun novel romp. Like a motion controls game or VR.

>>41545174
This game does not have a good enough tonal recognition to be anything but frustrating and streamer bait because of it.

Kronii really wants that one week break. Sorry guys my throat hurts.

>>41545345
She's not IRyS niggerchama

>>41545345
you forgot to include tempus in your bait so 2/10

>>41545289
>Frustrating
Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that she's not playing as intended and just making silly noises instead of...singing...

This almost sounds like the X Files theme

>>41545574
stop watching then

>>41545373
Of course she's not IRyS she's Kronii.
>>41545398
I don't watch tempus you cock.

Please don't tell me this ends up being "this is actually a game about depression"

>should we end here?
SHUT THE FUCK UP RICE

IT BEGINS

>>41545574
Have you seen someone trying to actually sing?
I remember IRyS playing it and it was just as garbage and she was trying to sing form the start.
The calibration is just bad

I love her...

Best part of the game here

I think this clock woman is very cute

>>41545615
I didn't say I'M frustrated retard. I'm telling you why the game LOOKS frustrating. To play. Because of how she's playing it.

>>41545821
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>>41545778

>Doesn't read anyone for ages
>Reads K1

>>41545810
how dare you

>>41545920
no one cares

Wada loves Tezcatlipoca but doesn't care about this stream!

>>41545985
>guy

>>41545985
>>41545985
mxbros we keep winning!

>>41545985
Wada doesn't watch all streams live

E

Pon Pon Pata Pon

>>41545960
You do

>She's filtering Rice
I hope she plays the entire thing.

First he bang his tum then your mum