/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura is mine.

I love my wife so much!!

I love Gura so much it’s unreal

Does she still think we are cute…?

Sex with Gura.

Praying for my precious sunshine wife's recovery, whatever she's going through. Feel better Gura!

>>41457126
Yeah, mine.
The only one who will respond to this post or even mention it is me unless it is someone claiming to relinquish Gura.

>>41457188
Unless you’re fatfuckbud, yeah.

Gura, I’m sorry I made those posts making fun of you because I actually like you a lot, please come back.

>>41457277

Thread theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

Gurass

*pfffffft*

I'm sorry too, Gura, it was just a bit of banter.

>>41457365
Based Gurass poster.

>>41457106
Bunny Gura is so fucking hot...

We just need to groom her into enjoying streaming again...

>>41457277
Watch streams.

>>41457568
I don’t mean to say fat buds in general, I mean this guy in particular >>41457310

Gura's little buds of early puberty

I was crying and enjoying Goobs at this moment. Now she is gone, I didn’t cherish her enough…

I impregnated fatfuck. Sorry.

>>41457840
Yeah, Me

>>41457485
She's gone anon. Fauna has broken her into one of her cats.

If she doesn't come back tomorrow or early next week then the revving up tweet will end up being yet another insult towards us. Seriously, does she get off of playing with our hearts?

>>41457793
It’s so cute she put me on her head for Fansa. Dammit, I love this autistic dork.

>>41457106
I miss both Gawr and Gura

>>41457691
I think fatfuck is cute tho

>>41457995
Shork is revving up behind the scenes wheeeyyy (it’s a meme)

>>41457995
Our mesugaki playing with us? Unthinkable. Also keep in mind she says dumb stuff sometimes, and it's a meme. She may have not considered the connotation.

>>41458072
Gura loves fatfuck remember how excited she was for him when the emotes came out

Fatfuckbud is like that quiet walrus in Animal Crossing to Gura. She has brief, intense interest in making the quiet, lonely guy talk then after he gets attached to her she immediately loses all interest and moves on to something else because the novelty wore off.

You don't get it, she's coming back on monday. She's just taking her usual 3 day break after she posted that tweet

GURAAA HELP ME

reply to this post if you love gura

>>41458741
M

>>41458741
M
RT

>>41458741
M

>>41458741
gooby love

>>41457365
smellcheck

>>41457995
Are you idiots actually think those silly tweets means anything other than just silly funposting?
When she posts return tweet there will be a DATE. Just like after her PC broke.

>>41458741
Yeah me.

>>41458741
I love Gura and booba Gura

>>41458741
M

>>41458741

Sex with a fembud.

>>41459719
It blinked…

>>41459772
meds

>>41458741
I unironically love her in a romantic way. (And ina too)

Gura is dead

Piss slit

her coin slot smells like coins. and it exists and is real and has a smell.

When’s the frozen eggs merch?

I made all non-schizo posts in these threads.

Is she seriously autistic enough to not realize the connotation of tweeting "revv up the shark beam"?

>>41458741
My love

Why do cute lonely Japanese women looking for love keep following me on Twitter?

>>41460093

Gura's little girl cun

>>41457277
That's most people here. They are either fat pasty neckbeards or socially inept pasty fucks with autism.

>>41457568
Gura doesn't like fat guys. Lose weight you fat fuck

>>41460533
Watch streams.

>>41460466
>>41460533
Grudgebud that’s not what I’m talking about.

>>41460328
Same here. It's just bots

>>41458741
I love Gura

>>41460612
that's the whole point of deepthroating dear...

>>41458741
She won't stream on Valentine's day.

misss u

>>41460328
If you support artists on fantia or fanbox they will start following you because they assume you got money to spend. It can happen if you send super chats sometimes.

Another /ggg/ thread to talk about nothing but scraps

>>41461125
Yes she will, directly to my mouth actually.

>>41461860
Gura's scrappy undies. Still in the corner of the room.

My loads are so fucking massive, seriously, I even impress myself sometimes. I want to cum inside Gura so much...

Gura's naturally(?) blue nails

>>41461860
Do you think Gura uses her flowery perfume on her panties? t u t

>>41461143
Miss (you) too anon

>>41462000
she prefers the natural lewd smell.

>>41461860
It's just a comfy waiting room.

>>41462000
God I hope not, the natural aroma of her pee, discharge and sweat is perfect.

Imagine Gura’s tiny blue nail painted hands grabbing you ‘all over’

I wonder if Gura would be embarrassed if she saw me licking the pee stains on her panties

>>41461860
Yea its boring, I only check here once every 6+ hours now.

>>41462054
Does hornyposting count as comfy?

I need lewds of Gura with her wearing a sundress.

woah gura cute!!! gura cute!!!!

>>41462521
i just imagined fucking her in a sundress. fuck. hot.

What if Gura comes back so much healthier and with so much energy that she cybersexes us all night every night? I gotta do my reps so I can keep up with her.

>>41462875
this is exactly why i'm working so hard, and gooming more than i ever have before. I've also doubled the distance of my morning run, every step is for her.

>>41462875
I want Gura to pace herself so she doesn't become exhausted again

>>41462511
Hornyposting can be comfy

I want to bully Gura's clitty

>>41463292
i want to flick her clitty and make her whole body jerk about. She'd probably hate that, but I found it amuzing.

dipping pizza crust into nutella

Does anyone know which stream someone asked her what's a gawr gura and she answered with I think about that everyday?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>41463743
healthiest chumbud

>>41458741
I love her more than anything!

>>41463743
Take care bud, you don't want to look like fatfuck

>>41463897
it's probably not much less healthy than dipping it in the butter it came with

I heard that if you ordered 100 or more Dino Guras, you would also receive a Dino Gawr along with your order
Can anyone confirm this?

Unwashed shark slit

I know people who eat like garbage but they’re still skinny. They just eat like one or two meals a day and don’t snack.

>>41464174
I heard you have to arrange them into a pentagram and sacrifice a goat to summon Dino Gawr.

>>41464512
skinny people are fucking bullshit. I have to literally starve myself, while you faggots stuff your fuckin faces. All skellingtons get the rope.

>>41464450
Ponder the fragrance...

>>41464739
Just have a better metabolism bro, lol.

>>41464739
I'm literally starving and don't want to get up to eat food. I don't know if this is a good trade.

seifuku dokooooooooooo

>>41465439
Go eat something you lazy retard

I miss my cun cun shark

Puffy
Moist
Pink
Smooth
Hairless
Squishy
Sensitive
Quivering

>>41467515
sleep tight shart

I really want to fart on her

>>41467515
WAKE UP GURA

>>41463743
I've been eating Golden Grahams out of the box for an hour listening to coverage of the shitstorm in Atlanta.

When she peed herself on that outlast stream, what if she didn't pee herself but sharted?

>>41468094
Let’s not get too cocky fartbud

>>41468094
Fucking kill yourself.

Lack of soundposts in this thread, here's one for you guys.
>>41468055
What's going on in Atlanta? Another chimpout?

These 2 are my personal sex bunnies.

>>41468055
Hope Gabby is okay.
I actually concern a lot for Gura when living in such a crime ridden country full of riots and city burnings and constant shootings between certain ethnicities of people. Like she must live amongst a lot of criminals and thugs. She should migrate to a safer country like mine where she won't be raped. Well she will be raped, by me, but that's different.

This thread is super slow. Need some Gura Twitter activity to liven it up

>>41468276
>What's going on in Atlanta? Another chimpout?
Some Panamanian eco-activist got shot by police the other day. Protests today ended up turning violent when some U-Haul trucks full of guys in black pajamas started smashing shit.
>>41468370
Gabby will be fine it's just eco-terrorism.

>>41468443
slow is fine. thread shitters wait until the thread hits bump limit at 300 posts since mods care less about reports from those threads

>>41468370
Americans aren't welcome anywhere outside of America, I'm afraid
>>41468549
Sounds like the usual then

>>41468549
wonder who hired those uhaul trucks and whether their surnames echo. But good, bring on the collapse, accelerate. I'll be here watching my sharkwife. Very comfy. Must continue to consume gura vods over and over.

>>41468757
I probably speak for most countries when I say, we love the american people, we just hate the government. Love the accents too, i adore Gura's accent, it's so fucking cute.

>>41469069
i love her so much

Gura wants you to slip a balloon inside her slit and blow it up full

>>41468986
I've had enough bad interactions with non-Americans to know that's not entirely true. I've never been treated as badly by anyone as I have been by the average European

>>41469069
She called herself a maiden in this stream T u T

>>41468757
I think you're thinking of the chinese. Just about everyone hate the chinese. They're rude, deface proprty of the countries they visit, and are just overall rude due to their dog eat dog culture.

>>41469567
I put rude twice forgive me I just woke up.

>>41469254
not european kek. not sea, not a leaf, not a bong, not 3rd world monkey. We'll look after you guys real good down here. Look after shark girls real good.

>>41469567
and they spit everywhere. and they buy up all the supplies and send them to china leaving me without any poopoo paper.

gura stole my heart

>>41470069
Same T o T

>>41470069
Gura stole my semen.

>>41470069
The little fiend!

Gooba is a loli who loves lolis

the fact that she is actually a cute lil girl irl makes my heart melt

>>41471595
Stop making me miss her more

Gawr

>>41470941
remember when she got called out for the L word by haters and she responded with "what are you afraid of a little 4 letter word?"
That was based.

>>41471973
sometimes she's a bit of a doofy head, but she handled that, and that kind of thing with absolute class.

>>41471973
>what are you afraid of a little 4 letter word?
Rape

So what are chumbies doing?
I don't know what to do with myself. I guess I could play more video games, but I don't know what to play.

>>41472570
watching the new Vtuber, pippa pumpkin

>>41472570
Ive been ahoying and watching tons of movies, and watching random things on youtube, other than vidya.

>>41472570
Just finished the DMC5 vods, was fun watching her thoroughly enjoy that game. Very cute.

>>41472570
regretting the day that i was born

>>41472570
Playing games, going to work soon, dreading it immensely.

I miss her so much. I don't understand why this is happening or why it feels like she's abandoned us. Evey morning when I wake up and every night before I go to sleep I have this empty painful feeling in my stomach and chest. I just want her to come back. I want her to tell us what happened. I want her to reassure us she's not doing anything that'd hurt us. I know that's a lot to ask, but I can't take this anymore. I just want her to come back.

>>41472999
Feel better menherabud

>>41472570
I've been training for the new position I got promoted to

>>41472999
come to the acceptance that you might not find out anything about what happened, she might not tell us, she doesn't have to, and we're not entitled to that information either. Just be patient and await her return, so that she can come back stronger.
t. your local friendly yesman

>>41472570
Life reps are kicking my ass. Its times like this that I wish I was a neet again but thats not really an option anymore.

Doing my reps for Gura.

>>41472999
There there hmm hmmmm

>>41473319
Im really cute

>>41473319
Pet me HARDER

>>41472570
Getting over being sick. I’m mostly better and am just dealing with being/getting tired all the time.

>>41473493
I can't, not because youre a shrimp, but because your black.

Gura's little girl cun

>>41472999
she'll almost certainly come back, but she's never going to do a twitter space and she's going to give us minimal information about why she was gone or even what she did. I'm not saying this to troll or be mean but she doesn't really care for us enough to let us into her personal life. I love her too but we would both be better off using this time to build some independence and distance that she already has built from us.

>>41473681
TuT

i miss gura

I love my sharkwife.

>>41473833
or she cares enough about us to not want to foster dependence on her. maybe you’re just grudging against her for the break but you can’t seriously mean that she doesn’t care

>>41473299
>>41473980
I got mori's skin as the free skin and immediately uninstalled the game
I pity anyone who spent money on that game

>>41474068
I think this sounds like a bit of a cope. If she really liked us and missed us, she would be selfish and actually talk to us. No other fanbase considers it a favor to be be ghosted by their oshi

>>41474101
Gura actually has a ton of voiced lines.

>>41474131
alright now you outed yourself
take this

>>41474144
Which I have downloaded without having to pay a cent. Those game devs are scum for their disgusting combination of obscene pricing and making the free skin random instead of letting you choose

I just wish ghost cope lie honest chumbros…

>>41474282
I'm guessing you also canceled membership to save those pennies.

>>41474520
>No yesman
Terrible shitposter larp, no Emmy for you.

>>41474520
Same...............

>>41473980
Gura…

>>41474707
No sir
Gura (and co) can keep taking my money
gachashit is predatory and has nothing to offer of any value, right up there with NFTs
For the price of just one of those goddamn skins you could have bought and shipped a Dino Gura. For the price of all the hololive collab stuff in the game, you could have bought six.

>>41473120
>>41473833
>she won't tell us anything.
This is what I'm afraid of most. I can't help but think the reason she's becoming so distant is because she doesn'tlove us anymore or because she doesn't want us to love her as much. I can't help but seriously feel like she has someone else now and is trying to reject us in as nice a way as she can. I don't know if it's my insecurity or just not being able to trust others, but it hurts more than anything.
I want to go back to how things used to be.

gura loves big penis

>>41474101
What wrong with mori skin let me guess she is the weakest one in the game again

>>41475316
yeah, mine.

>>41474520
I can jumble words together too

>>41475316
Yeah mine, and only mine.

>>41474707
NTA, but you pay for the membership to support her, not because of what you get out of it. She doesn't get anything from people buying her skin in a shitty gacha.

>>41475217
Dino Guras don't have any value past like twenty or so.

>>41474131
I agree her actions don't make a lot of sense for someone that loves someone else, but I know she has a lot of anxiety and I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. I won't pretend it's not extremely painful when she does this, however, and it's been especially difficult lately.

>>41475459
wdym, she didn't voice it for free. She gets way more out of her sponsorship being successful.

>>41475353
...because I wanted Gura you moron. And actually I think Gura is the weakest
Ina would have been a decent consolation prize
>>41475541
Fakest chumbud, get the fuck out of my face

I beat up this guy from the Nijisanji guild in pvp.

THE BIG FISH!
THE BIG FISH IS REAL!

>>41457995
>He believes that's Gura tweeting and not manager san

>>41475846

hoocha

>>41475941
Shush sister
Penishavers only

>>41476069
Smells good.

>>41475353
>>41475775
Gura's pretty weak but her taunt and stealth detection at least gives her some utility to stick her into pvp comps.
Kiara is the strongest by far, since she got to be an awakened unit.

>>41475666
rubrubrubrub
>>41475246
>>41475615
I hope you work out your trust issues; but in the meantime can you not use this place to vent? If you have to vent just use the catalog and make a thread; we don't have answers for your issues when even you realize you have problems.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>41476346
do not reply to the incredibly obvious threadshitter

GURA CUTE
https://files.catbox.moe/fla1ka.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/c8l465.mp4

>:3

>>41476346
Okay. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do and I feel so lost. I want to trust her, but I just can't seem to. I won't post about it anymore.

>>41476627
She kissed me.

>>41476627
>kisses me
>says oopsie
I swear to god if management is telling her to lighten up on GFE I will make Kyo Ani look like a fire drill.

>>41476811
What if one of the girls was in the office? Gura would never forgive you
if it was just management though she would

Also, I acquired a new shark to use with Gura. I hope she gets a frilly bikini outfit reveal this summer.

>>41476975
Even her hoodie looks pudgy

>>41476939
im joking

>>41477087
How much money have you spent on this game anon

what if i came inside gura as a joke

>>41477180
Nothing, you get a lot of free recruitment tickets just for existing.

how much do you think she's going to stream once she goes back? if she keeps her three streams a month bullshit I'm leaving for good

>>41477662
i love leggy lolis T o T

>>41477462
Depends. If she gets her health in order probably a lot like the early days if not probably be spotty like it has been for a bit now.

>>41476627
That warms my heart a bit. Thank you buddy.

Should Gura's bikini be seashells or ruffles?

Gura, YES YES YES YES YES!

>>41477462
She's not coming back.

Here you go chumbies most of you deserve this, but some of you don't and won't be getting any, and you know who you are.

>>41460466
The latter aren't even bad if they're not fat and they keep good hygiene

i wish i bought more dino gura

>>41478067
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me

>>41469640
Australianbud?

>>41478128
Same, especially since I saw this picture
I should have dropped a grand on them and got 40

Cheer up, chumbies. Believe in the shork.

>>41478129
If you're socially awkward and autistic, but you look like an ordinary person at first glance, then you're not offending anyone.

>>41478320
I think 8 is enough.

>>41478128
Chumbies should be considerate to each other, and only get one so as many chumbies as possible can get one.

chu

If I could ask Gura anything I would ask her how many Dino Guras got produced in total, I know she knows

SHAAARK

Do any normies ever question or acknowledge that Gura "likes" sexualized loli fanart of herself all the time on Twitter?

>>41478320
>>41478444
Damn I should’ve gotten more too, my Dino lookin kinda lonely now

>>41478410
I had 8 but sent one away...
>>41478413
They were made to order dumbud, every additional order was an additional Dino born

>>41478575
This would make a good 4chan banner of /vt/

>>41478510
why does gura pretend to like magical girls when she's barely watched them

>>41476811
Dumb bud, she said that because she was embarrassed, or at the very least she was pretending to be embarrassed. I'm not sure anymore.

>>41478714
Sometimes you just like the theme or feel of something, but not the content.

dino

>>41478714
her pissrag shirt is a sailor moon shirt so she's clearly a sailor moon fanatic

>>41478844

>>41478844
dino

>>41478714
it's everyone's dream to get an animated henshin sequence

>>41477462
I truly think she's burnt out on video games in general and doesn't know what else to do, which in turn makes her anxious and thus stream less. So I think she probably won't go back to streaming more than 3 times a week, if she even does that much.

>>41479030
I wish I had this as a transparent cutout
maybe higher-res too

Not much longer before the Valentine's Day debut of Gura's fancy new ASMR love nest.

>>41469567
Everyone I talk to that isn't American seems to vastly prefer China to America.

I feel real romantic love for Gura.

>>41479394
ok zhang

>>41479589
I'm American

>>41478509
Normies are being forced to accept it since twitter stopped banning it. There will always be pushback, but it's honestly gotten a lot better with time. A few years ago, you'd never see so many people reply to their complaints with "it's just a drawing" or see so many people discussing it to the point that "loli" was trending for two weeks. Recently, characters like Rebecca from cyberpunk helped as well.

Though a couple weeks ago, you can no longer search for the word "loli" on twitter, however tweets that contain it aren't deleted or even shadowbanned. It might be a temporary measure because of people spam posting AI shit that looks a bit too realistic and the company might be trying to pre-emptively avoid controversy by making it harder to find.

Goobnight thread

>>41480102
goobnight

>>41480102
Shork dreams

>>41480102
Goodnight

hot

Shouldnt be drinking because I'll fuck my sleep schedule, but fuck it. Cheers to goob!

Cold

Warm

>>41480766
*nuzzles your necky wecky*

https://files.catbox.moe/gnkz6i.mov

Explain this chumbuds

https://streamable.com/apq9dz

>>41481104
https://streamable.com/aru7gv

sexy

fucking want to cuddle her so bad

>>41480956
Have you ever wanted to eat pizza while having a bath?
...you know, I can't even remember the last time I had a bath. It's all been showers, everyday first thing when I get out of bed. My day hasn't officially started until I shower.

>>41481404
I haven't sat in a tub since living in one of my childhood homes that had a jacuzzi tub, which must've been over 10 years ago.

>>41481404
I haven’t bathed in 3 months. You stop smelling bad after the 3rd or 4th week. It’s actually more healthy for your skin.

How much water would you let Gura drink before bed?

>>41481616
I get itchy after a week. You are stronger than me chumbie

>>41481646
this is a pissbud question isn't it

>>41481755
I think you mean "pissbed" question.

WHAT IF I WAS RICH

WOULD GURA LOVE ME THEN

>>41458741
wheeyyyyyyy

>>41482028
Why would she? She is rich herself so she can chase love instead of money.

Dont tell anyone, this is my secret... but I love gura.

>>41482028
Gura doesn't seem like the type to care that much about money

>>41482162

Not a troll just no longer a member, did Gura ever update members about where she's been/when she's coming back?

>>41482162
HEY GUYS THIS FAGGOT LOVES GURA LMAO
same desu

>>41482294
Yes

>>41482294
no

>>41482294
They made a fucking announcement that she was taking time off to focus on her health. Was that not enough for you?

>>41482198
Night bud

>>41482372
its a larper if it wasnt obvious

>>41482372
You suppose to say maybe

>>41482372
didn't see anything, I've lost interest in most holos so yeah I needed to ask. Where was this said?

>>41482491
It’s pinned on her Twitter

>>41482198
good morning

>>41482455
oh fuck off I'm not larping. I really didn't know because I'm not terminally /here/
>>41482531
ah thanks, I don't use twitter

>>41482609
How the hell do you go that long without checking or asking somewhere as a member? If you commented someone would’ve told you.

>>41482491
The official English Hololive twitter.
https://www.twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1605610089515450368 and it was talked about all over from YouTube to right here and everywhere in between.

gura is the only vtuber I ever miss, I don't like this feeling

>>41482176
what does she care about

>>41482609
>ah thanks, I don't use twitter
Wants an update from Gura, but doesn't check the place it's most likely to be posted.

>>41482749
memes

You're telling me you'd fuck this?

I want to know what Gura smells like so badly.

>>41482749
She’s an aimless zoomer like millions of other people endlessly scrolling algorithmically served content. At least she has cooking and fashion as hobbies. Also she said she spends hours thinking doing nothing. She sounds like a worry wart

>>41482914
same

>>41482675
I'm not a member anymore.
>>41482779
I'm going to be real with you. expecting no updates is perfectly reasonable.

For the record I didn't come to start shit. I ask a question and got an answer so thanks to that one anon

>>41482937
When I say as a member I’m saying it’s odd you didn’t do those things being invested as a member, unless you were gifted it.

I feel like it's stupid to ask /here/ and maybe its been ask a thousand times before, but how do you guys handle missing goober?

>>41483044
Just keep yourself busy. If you think about her all day long you’re gonna miss her more.

>>41483094
>avoid thinking about her all day long
fuck. you right but still. fuck.

>>41483036
Hell I was a paying sharkside member, I didn't do those things because I'm not invested anymore. I only asked because I was curious.

>>41483157
I never stop thinking about Gura even when I keep myself busy, just keep busy. It helps.
And just remember that she will be back strong.

>>41483000
woah

>>41483227
i’m just skeptical because we had a larper say ‘not to troll’ earlier today and it doesn’t make sense you’d wait this long

Everyday I flush my semen down the toilet thinking how much of a waste it is when it could been inside Gura.

>>41483294
I still can't believe it

>>41483582
My dino gura should be arriving soon.

>>41483571
That's nothing compare to the pee Gura flushed

>>41483688
What about the pee soaked into her sheets? Is that a waste of pee?

>>41483000
Such a majestic creature.

What would Gura say about my onahole collection if I showed it to her?

>>41484115
She'd turn on her blush give a big thumbs up with hand tracking but remain otherwise silent.

>>41484115
She’d probably be grossed out but curious, maybe even squishing a few.

>>41484218
This?

>>41484357
So cuteeee I want to start using my onaholes infront of her.

https://youtu.be/I9dLvuH2Eco
valentines uke or dino gura version?

sometimes I'm just out and about and think "huh, i love Gura so much".

GOOOOOOOOOB
COME BACK

>>41484584
valentines
>>41484603
my first and last thoughts in my day are of gura. i’m in love with her but i know how i probably wont end up with her so im just happy to watch and support her, hoping i find a girl like her

>>41485391
She looks so small and girly T u T

I'm okay

>>41485768
yay