/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vesper actually just sounds like a fucking nerd.

>>41442859
but that's what attracts a male audience though, sexy twinks

>>41442859
Post vocaroo.

>>41443004
Really? Am woman?

>>41442859
Axel is a retarded college fratguy Vesper is a 4chan oldfag in retirement and Shin is bear wearing a human disguise like some sort of horrifying reverse furry

I think they're afraid to hire an actual man because the managers are threatened by actual masculinity.
Lots of Asian girlies in the audience. Older White man might make their men jealous.
...I'm serious by the way.

>>41443874
They are all different flavors of faggot you shut in

>>41442859
Post vocaroo.
And if you don't think Shinri doesn't sound "man" enough then I don't know what your standards are.

>>41444991
>And if you don't think Shinri doesn't sound "man" enough
men don't cry at games about painting

If your dad joined holostars you would still call him a faggot and you can’t deny that.
/thread

>>41445036
They don't but they should

>>41445061
We call everyone faggot. It's not going to prevent him from getting shipped by Twitter sure but if he has an Ina-tude towards lewdness it's not hard to imagine a guy going full Mrs. Frizzle on the Magic School Bus ifyaknowwhatimsayin' yaknowwhatimean.

>>41444991
Sounding like a man is more than a voice. Looking like Shinri and then sounding and acting like he does... Yeah, nah

>Shinri
>twink
Literal retard moment

>>41442859
No. A true man would never touch shit that is holostars brand.

>>41443955
Omegay got fired for creeping on Ina. So Ame filled in and she is a massive fujo so she made sure to pick the biggest faggots on the industry.

>>41446151
I sure hope that isn't a Homostar.

>>41446240
Well that explains a lot.

Slap anime avatar on AVE and I'm happy. Simple.

Post voice right now

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>>41443663
They're not pandering to normal women, they're pandering to Fujos that want that hot yaoi action. Oh and faggots that think these homos are "brotubers". Like, you are unironically gay if you watch them and you're a dude.

>>41446476
lol
nigger

>>41446240
That's pretty based of her

>>41446628
Why the fuck did they infest us with those fujos, it’s not like they’re really successful and it’s not unexpected given how holostars performed in the past.
Fucking Omega I swear to god

>>41442859
Good job on the thread, niji sister.

>>41446597
https://voca.ro/1oTpHR4aoehr

>>41446597
https://voca.ro/1kMgjTwdCVbm

>>41444948
What is a man then, anon?

>>41447269
A miserable pile of secrets

>>41446948
this guy sound like vox tanigo should hire him.

>>41442859
you think real man want to be chuubas?

>>41447748
Real men usually just complain about how people get money nowadays but also refuse to also do it.

>>41446270
It's mysta

>>41447442
But enough talk. Have at you!

>>41447748
>Who would want to make money playing video games while talking to themselves?
Truly a mystery.

>>41447844
Kekek. Imagine if we got an actual, masculine Simon Belmont type. Like a brotherhood of men that opposed Tempus and their nancy lala fruity ways.

>>41446628
I'm not sissy enough to be convinced I'm a homosexual by a Filipino schizophrenic shitposting forum.

>>41448049
That sounds like a challenge.

>>41448115
That sounds pretty gay anon. You want to put on a show for the fujos and take their cash to buy gundams and beer?

>>41448159
Fujos? Hell no. Are there any pretty boys who would like hairy fat viking?

>>41442859
No way that a man would stream with an anime avatar

>>41442859
Sorry, but real men become fleshtubers.

Honestly, if I could be Vtuber I would not want females in the audience.

>>41442859
Hakka occasionally has manly moments...

>>41442859
Real men talk about gay middle school level drama then get exposed as weird sex perverts. If you know what I am referencing you get a gold star.

>>41446948
Please fuck my oshi

>>41448733
There was this one time...
...that one moment....he was...
kind of manly...

>>41449251
When?

>>41449440
Now that I think about it, never. He immediately went to go hang out with women since that's how he identifies inside.
Actually come to think of it, they all did. It's because they all wish they were Hololive girls. Alas, they will never be.
They still have no identity other than an accessory to the girls. They had one (1) chance on Gen 1 Tempus debut to be their own people. Nope. Collabs up the ass. With who? Women.
They don't even realize they're males. They'd jump at the opportunity to wear their sister's clothes. Every single one of them.

>>41444991
? Bro he sounds hella gay. Not being a faggot is a very important part of masculinity

>>41446151
Damn you didn't need to dox OP like that

>>41446948
how do I get a deep voice

>>41450588
smoke a lot and use your lungs to throw a huge deep voice

>>41443001
That's what OP said.

>>41448049
I dunno, you sound kind of faggy to me.

>>41442859
Men dont become fucking twinky vtubers, male vtubers are all queers because it doesn't scare the frail women who watch them. Have you ever seen how scared a chick gets when you walk their direction at night, its hilarious

>>41442859
Thread is full of retards that don't even know what any of these guys sound like. Magni, Axel, Vesper, Shinri, and Bettel don't sound like twinks at all. Altair sounds like one but he acts like a normal person, Hakka sounds like a 13 year old mexican, and Machina x Flayon sounds like a twink and acts like one. So out of 8 guys literally only one of them is a twink.
>>41451737
woman bitch and moan about tempus being too aggressive male like all the time. Fuckers are Shinri is the only one that talks softly and gently and he's got the deepest voice. Rest of the boys scream about food, 90s cartoons and how much X game or anime sucks which scares the weaker femmoids.

>>41448304
Or a hairy fat fantasy Dwarf? I have that niche covered

>>41442859
>vesper
>twink
he sounds like a 40 year old man

>>41443001
He is a fucking nerd so it fits.

>>41452106
No normal person talks like any of them do. They're twinks. Only one I'll give a pass to is Vesper but then he has the twinkiest model.

Men with masculine voices become manlybadassheroes.

Come to think of it I think the biggest ego slap you could deliver to Tempus would be getting hired on as part of a manly brotuber squad and then reminding Tempus they were only hired because they were fruity.
Then you could bully Tempus at your leisure and teach them how to be men.

You mean you want the gruff veteran-looking dude who doesn't talk much like in male-oriented games.
Can you see a problem with that kind of streamer?

I dont know if it was just shitposting but there were women in the /mans/ thread getting scared by them when they were upset/angry

>>41442859
It’s a male branch, they’re not for you.
Why would you want a big burly man anyway anon?

>>41454861
On one hand, they do react to things like little bitches. On the other...women are getting by little handpuppets bouncing up and down on a computer screen.
....BAHAHAHAHAHA

Isn't the clown's RM one of the streamers that hangs around with TomatoGaming?

>>41454911
Everyone wants a big burly man. They just don't realize it because they're not common nowadays.
Every real man over 20 year old will hear this voice in their minds eye.
SAXTON HAAAAAAALE

>>41454911
>It’s a male branch, they’re not for you.
I wish EN management understood this as well, but they don't stop pushing them to holo fans and delaying EN3 non stop.

>>41455536
Maybe Cover, Yagoo and the head EN staff sat down together at the round table, looked at the HoloEN audience and collectively nodded and said "Yes. To appeal to them we need to find the truly fruitiest of the loom and a spattering of gays. That's what the viewers want."
Still sticking with my theory that they just picked unthreatening men so the Japanese and unicorns didn't get upset.
Which is the same strategy for HoloJP stars.
Which is why they never saw the same success.
No really I was desuing in Aruran's chat and I upset him. Real soft playing. "Read the room."
If only I had seen the bishie inside, then I'd have never have assumed he was a man.
Also Gamma why was your idea of a good Minecraft stream building a literal shit emoji? We Americans are fat. We eat during streams.

>>41446771
Cute sis

>>41447844
>>41447442
>>41447269
The words the words. You have spoken the words Anon and spoken them well

>>41442859
This is why I find the male collab shitposters funny. Like how am I supposed to feel threatened by homos when they act like women

>>41459853
The first thing they did was show off their undies. Fat sluts.