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>>4141333>meatmore like you enjoy taking it up the ass you sissy little queer
*cast a spell to make them lower the image limit*
type II (eleven)
hi
>1500/297
(You) fucked up
Remember
i want sex
>type II>type eleven?
>Taiwan
>11
Vergilchads stay winning
WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE 18 IN THIS GAME HOLY SHIT
>>4141568>Vergil fucking a whoreWhat? Was that part of the study of the blade?
Motivated yet?
vertical bellybutton or horizontal? which is better?
Type 11.
I love Ina!
>ctrl + f>”pomu”>0 results
I think Gura might be illiterate
Don't let Gawr Gura beating Cerberus on her second try (after healing) distract you from the fact that she unlocked easy mode by dying to a door puzzle! This streams been absolutely crazy and hilarious and we've still got so many more hours to go.While Watame's Ubersheep is all but completed now and what a fine creation it was. She's also planning to have a date with Botan where they eat sushi but she's afraid because Botan is a lion and as you know...While Astel's getting his furry hide chewed and tossed around as he continues fighting big horrible creatures with sharp teeth in Biomutant.So friends, where we at?
>type 11Gooruh...
XXX YYY XXX YYYYOU WILL BE SUCKED
vergil bros what the fuck do we do. he was supposed to be her oshi..
SHACHI GRADUATIONSHE WILL BE ON HOLOEN GEN 2SHE'S AN ORCA VTUBER WHO SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GURA LIKE LITERALLY THE FUCKING SAME VOICEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrHHG_bzOMIT'S LATERALLY HAPPENING
>297the images...
type eleven (JP)
>>41416853 people replied to my watame goose with "XD" instead of posting an image...I'm sorry
imagefags seething
WAH
This is true!
suisei would only need 12 shots for the entire game
Chumbuds, why can't Gura read?
Shark brain...
God this girl is so fucking dumbI love her too goddamn much
don't make fun of my mongoloid retard wife!
>You always spell out the number until you reach 10What?
>type eleven combo
>>4141699by me.
I can't handle how dumb Gura isShe's never seen roman numerals
>>4141711>>4141718wrong thread
Chumbuds, your oshi is kinda...
>makes fun of vergil>is as easy to bully like himgoddammit
Gura is extra bratty today.
Guys gura is talking about numbers LIVE
>>4141714behind you
>>4141704Quite
>>4141706I can cum in all of them
Please atlus SEGA gave permission
>>4141700One last test to see if it was all worth itIt was.
>type 11 combo>type ll combo>type 2 combogura really is bad with numbers
>>4141711wrong thread
Bury the Light wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Reddit. Probably the only good thing that website has ever helped with.
Those image slots will never be filled.
>goomba doesn't know roman numerals or cursiveThat absolute state of zoomers...
>>4141711They have their own thread, phoneposterchama.
>>4141711go back
>>4141397gura has daddy issues so she's more attracted to men with experience under their belt, men who remind her of her father. of course this college frat boy isn't going to do it for her.
>>4141706disgusting
AME CUTE
Japan, the land of II hus.
>>4141732Look at her go!
>>4141704extremely
>>4141750
I'm actually with Gura on this one, the roman numerals need the lines on the top and bottom to better differentiate them
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396904231022391297
>>4141734shork brain pls andastand.....
>>4141738She's right but also only in the context of a very specific style of paper writing.
>>4141350Whatever helps you sleep at night, in the mean time, I've got some archeting to do>>4141677Projection, projection... there's no need to be a homosexual, anon.
>>4141714Right here, Ayamebro!
>>4141704women are icky.
1, 11,3 ?
>>4141767sounds like projection to me desu. Everytime Gura has mentioned her dad she's sounded fine.
I look like DMC2 Dante irl. I have a chance with Gura bros
>>4141724one was me
>>4141699Gawr Futa...
>>4141692Never forget.
>>4141714Right here ayamefriend!
>>4141759Eh? How?
Yagoo retweeted this
>>4141704Please tell me this is actually a woman
>>4141605>>4141661That because of being in hell for a long time
>door...
>>4141700>Was that part of the study of the blade?He had to know what was better pussy or POWER. The answer was obvious
does /hlgg/stats anon have a way of tracking how many image slots we've failed to use
>>4141795post body
Why is she so dumb? Is she always like this?
>>4141767All Holos have daddy issues. What father would want their daughter to be in Hololive?
The images...
>>4141692sorry, we ran out of sex
>>4141771Meant for >>4141704fuck
>>4141778Friend looks extra goofy in that frame.
>>4141740Fuck off Damascus these aren't your usual hours
>cover announces they're hiring new EN managers>Shachi graduation announcementlooks like HoloEn 2.0 will be here in July/August
>>4141795You'd have a better chance if you looked like DMCV Dante.
>>4141714Right here!
>>4141759https://streamable.com/9wv6sn
>>4141781
>>4141767>more attracted to men with experience under their belt, men who remind her of her father.Are you implying her dad fucked her so hard no cock can ever complete?
>>4141780yeah but there is no such thing as a type 11 combo in the game, only type 2
>>4141795>DMC2No. But you have a chance with Flare
>Literally calling nips elevens on stream
DMCkeks.... why isn't it working?
>>4141795Come back in about 15 years.
>>4141738i was taught the same thing
>>4141819Can I at least get some love? How much does it cost
>>4141719Fewer images is a good thing though
>>4141805Why are you so poisoned that you doubt even the most obvious examples of women
>>4141742>EN2>wrong threadRetard.
Chat really is retarded
You feel it too, don't you. The images we lost?
I van tit ta vaan tien, how does gura been
Does this mean Gura is going to be our resident CRAZEE game enthusiast? I had hopes for Mori.Ina is also really cute.
>it's been 90 minutesBut how?
>Writing "do you love me?" on chatChumkeks...
>Ame canceled her Apex stream just to watch Gura play DMC3 badlyTeamates, we lost...
>>4141700could the flesh blade match up to the nippon steel blade folded 3 times and a half?
>>4141762Nyaman moomerals SHUT UP
looks like a great thread to post some sora hips
>>4141718> SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GURA LIKE LITERALLY THE FUCKING SAME VOICENo she doesn't take your meds. She's very cute though.And my question about what mc mod is this still stands. What mc mod is this?https://youtu.be/GmLr6aQ1gmE?t=3895
>>4141835hot
I want to have slow, passionate, sensual sex with Gura then afterwards hold each others sweaty bodies in silent bliss until we fall asleep together
>>4141841She's mashing at the end of the combo, you're supossed to do it when the sword spins
>>4141849>you can shill your indies as long as you pretend they're going to be in EN2
Gura's playing this like it's DMC 2.
>>4141808>Hell negates puberty
>>4141848I spend too much time here
>>4141816Coco's dad doesn't seem to against it just confused.
>>4141724XD
>>4141767so what you're saying is the daughterwife wants a dadhusband?
>>4141811FUCK YOUR IMAGES!
>>4141781THEY ARE
>>4141732>Suisei is a DMC 2 chad
Gura...you're not playing DMC2...
>>4141835Her father is the only man I'm okay with Gura having sex with.
>>4141767She's never implied having daddy issues, but she definitely 100% has a daddy kink. While the former usually causes the latter, it isn't a prerequisite.
>>4141798Sex...
I feel bad for those who missed the easy mode is now selectable
>>4141811I'm pretty sure he does it all by hand as a legacy from the first day we were here and didn't have an archive
>>4141805https://twitter.com/moiro_mo/media
>>4141767Nice rrat
>>4141700He fucked a whore in red when he was in Fortuna
>>4141861No we didn't. Gurame being lovers is always a positive
>>4141884Why go through hell when you're already in it?
>>4141861real teamates masturbate to amesame
>>4141803The Devil Trigger composer did an AMA after 5 came out and he revealed he never really played 3, so it had no influence on Vergil boss theme in 5, it using elements from Vergil Battle 1 is purely coincidental. Everyone in that thread begged him to play 3 and he promised he would.
>>4141732GUNSLINGER
>>4141795Reuben?! Why'd you scam us, man. We just wanna send something nice to our oshi.
>>4141849IT'S NOT EVEN CONFIRMED YET, IT'S A SPECULATION. YOU MIGHT AS WELL TALK ABOUT MIURA AND BERSERK IN THESE THREADS! BECAUSE MAYBE MIURA FAKED HIS DEATH TO DEBUT IN HOLO EN GEN 2 SOON.
>>4141876Why doesn't the description just say that? Why is it written so vaguely when the exact timing is so important?
>>4141846sorry this tiny miko is all I have
>>4141884brb sending my gf to hell
>>4141911why do asians look like that?
>Gura not into baby DanteDMC4chads we win
>>4141869Wrong thread
>just shoots them to deathI bet she would unironically like DMC2...
>>4141816Watame
>>4141829I'm going to tell you exactly how I feel. And I dont care if anyone doesn't like it.I was thinking about my late father tonight and I remembered the time he took me to see a movie titled, "Die Kruger Miljoene" (The Kruger Millions in English)This was a rollicking war movie about the Boer War and the gold reserves of President Kruger's republic.There was a scene in the movie when the hero rides along on horseback with the rest of the commando and he sings about his girl back home and her beautiful blue eyes. In Afrikaans a beautiful young girl is a "nooientjie"And when I saw all those Mauser rifles, I knew I was straight. I was a little boy but I wanted lots of guns and I wanted a noointjie with sparkling blue eyes.I asked my father how to find a nooientjie and he just laughed and said not to worry.But today a young man can't find a noointjie. There's no such thing as a beautiful young woman with sparkling eyes. All of today's young women have dull, lifeless eyes. They are that way because they've had the youth and happiness literally fucked out of them by a multitude of criminals and worthless scumbags.It's gross. It's beyond stomach wrenching. The best word I can come up with is the Afrikaans word, "vieslik". Vieslik is an ugly looking word and and it also sounds ugly. It also means something vile.All of these women are vieslikke hoere. They are disgraceful and it is a terrible thing that today's young men cannot find a beautiful young feminine nooientjie.
>>4141795A few more years, anon...
Wild Stomp is the coolest move that didn't make it into the later games.
>>4141738Yeah, she's right
>>4141859
>>4141718I'm sorry rratbros >>4141612
>>4141884So his human half is a book reading edge lord
>can’t figure out millionaire stab
>>4141925That's not funny anon...
>>4141874How do you have sex slowly? Do you just hump in slow motion?
I LOVE AMEI ADORE AMEI WANT TO HAVE ALL MY CHILDREN WITH AME
>>4141612BURN THE WITCH
>>4141829>looks like HoloEn 2.0 will be here in July/AugustThis much is probably trueEverything else is a giant assumption that forgets some ENs didn't wrap things up before debut.
>>4141612guraclone cancel
Vergilbros, how are we coping?
>>4141925>IT'S NOT EVEN CONFIRMED YET, IT'S A SPECULATION.Yes, and? Speculation about EN2 is on topic, dumbass.
>>4141732Look At Her Go!
>>4141949>human half is an emo teen>Demon half is an edgelord100% edge
Swordmaster bros...
>>4141869>thread is shitflinging and witch hunting>MCautist just wants to know about mods and texture packsBased. I can't help you though.
>>4141857I just want Ina to play a tales game, I can't watch Kiara play jrpgs
>>4141965Mori...
Why do people in gura's chat insist on telling her how to do things despite them not knowing themselves?
>>4141812>>4141842>>4141837>>4141830Wasn't DMC2 Dante the second oldest? Did the chronology change? Isn't it 3 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 5
>>4141911Cosplay contacts always look cursed
GURA IS GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4141612YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIt's over orca bros... our oshi is a whore....
>>4141907My sides still have not recovered
>this fucking cameraDEFEND THIS DMCKEKS
>>4141846298 yen
>>4141973No it isn't you fucking retard
>>4141926Timing doesn't play into it much, but the higher your style meter the less you have to mash.You do have to mash pretty damn hard if you're doing it out of combat
>>4141718i am loyal to gurahttps://files.catbox.moe/2nesu5.mp4
I want to see Gura play Godhand and have to kneel endlessly to lower the difficulty
>>4141973Time to talk about Obama entering EN2 then, after all all the hints are thereRetard.
>>4141965Mori?!?
>>4141989No 2 comes before 4
>>4141874Me but afterwards I also lick the sweat off
>>4141965Of course you wouldn't know how to have sex, Mori.
>>4141612into the trash it goes
>>4141965MORI SEX
>>4141980>Swordma-If it's not Royal Guard it doesn't matter
>>4141841you need an enemy and you need to mash really hard
>>4141928Small miko
>>4141965mori...
>>4141965Let me show you Mori
>>4141965Yeah, I believe Mori wrote this, you fucking virgin reaper.
>>4141998what is the japanese word for money again?
Some 220 000 people graduated in my country this year, do you think any of them will be in EN2?
>>4141718She doesn't sound like Gura and can't sing
>>4141973I speculate that Neymar Jr. will be in EN2Can we talk about Neymar Jr.?
>>4141991That's not a cosplay, that's literally me
>>4141989They swapped 4 and 2
>>4141704>Women now have an excuse to scratch their asses for everyone to see.Ame the trendsetter!
>>4141778Me and ayamefriend
>>4141861Chumbuds have accepted for a long time that we can never compete with Ame for Gura's affection, it's time for Teamates to kneel to Gura.
>>4141911Oh yikes. Bad photo I assume but come on girl.
>>4141932Heh... naturally.
>>4141965Let me show you Calli
>>4141999>hololive global>confirmed new gen coming>speculation about that new gen of hololive is not on topic in the hololive global threadYou CAN'T be this stupid
>>4141859Only? Damn...
What are the odds that Gura will try DmC?
>>4141930>Girfriend hasn't gone through pubertyPedo anon how are you enjoying the DMC3 stream?
>>4141884>V is still a teenaged dope despite being nearly 40 years old>Urizen is a huge buff dude with a deep voice and muscles for days before he even gets the fruitI think the Yamato can literally separate age from the body if you thought about that while stabbing yourself
>>4141978Isn't this because he lived most of life thinking his mother left him to save his bother?
>>4141861Real chummates have always known that Ame and Gura will never love them as much as they love each other.
>>4141685Embarrassing.
>>4141951I'm trying to figure out Million Slash right now but I'm pretty sure the game is expecting me to mash the button faster than I physically can
i dont remember how million stab works now, i'm pretty sure you need to be targeting something
>>4141857Mori will play it after Doommaybe
>>4142036>>4142042I hate these
>>41419892 is before 4 so technically 4 Dante is older and 5 is the oldest
>>4141945why must we sufferdo women in relationships really feel the need to become vtubers?do they not get enough attention from their so already?
>>4142042Incredible holofightz cosplay!
>>4141991They're always too brightly colored.
Would you kiss a shark?
>>4142006sadly you are not the first with that rrat
>>4142048>Haha guys lets talk about indies in the global thread. It's fine it's just "speculation" You fucking retard even if it was true you know you're not allowed to talk about roommates.
>>4141829>girl that likes whales a lotReally good taste!
GOD SHE'S DUMB
>>4141612>yab like this before debutWelp, there goes that. Let's see how the other EN2 lolis are
>>4142031Is she a vtuber who graduated within a window of time that's extremely likely to be an EN2 recruit?
>>4141965Mori you autist...
>>4141841There's usually some sort of tell with the animation to when you're supposed to do it>>4141926Probably just want you to learn things on your own. They do the same thing in DMC 5 with Vergil having quite a few moves with weird tells. Mirage Edge's B combo needs you to have him put the sword in his other hand for it to work and only the animation can tell you that.
>>4141612Good. Just have a holo that openly has a boyfriend and rip the bandaid off. Maybe then you little weirdos will stop thinking it's the end of the world.
>>4142030all of them are future EN members not just EN2 but also 3, 4 and up
>>4142045FAKE PNG KEK
>>4141710私もイナが大好き!
>>4142058Nope. All it is is timing a mash at the end of stinger or the middle of combo 2
>>4142055And I'm okay with that. Them becoming a couple is pretty much the best case scenario. Way better than them ending up with some fuckhead dude. Plus they are super cute together
>>4141937Man we're just the dumping ground of every single boards copy pasta huh?
>>4141704y-yes
>>4141612SELL SELL SELL
>>4141612Might as well get it out of the way as soon as possible
>>4142048KILL YOURSELF BY THIS LOGIC LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS ON TOPIC YOU STUPID BASTARDTIME TO TALK ABOUT /pol/ SHIT SINCE THE GOVERNMENT INCREASING TAXES IN CONGO INCREASES THE TAXES FOR OLLIE TOO
STOP BEING HORNY IT'S TOO EARLYJUST WATCH GURA AND NOT BE HORNYAAAAAAA
DMC4 Chads...
Gura, your hidden missions reps...
Pizza papa has some questions about the memes he's seeing involving the stars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isLkqFt5lJs
Is there anyone here watching Hololive long enough or at least around gen 3 debute?Watching Gura is exactly like Pekora time looping.Reminds me of old Pekora from meek girl and sometimes ghosting for few days to improving in their gaming stream and become master of comedic timing.
>>4142084That's not what roommate means, newfag.
>>4142078Would I!
>>4142011>>4142034>>4142065DMC2 Dante does look pretty old, I'm still disappointed they changed it
>>4142078Passionately
>>4142091hey least that means cucks finally get the yab they wanted
STOP TALKING ABOUT NERO THIS IS THE VERGIL GAME LOVE VERGIL LOVE VERGIL
BYE BYE CUNT
Nero isn't even in Vergil's nutsack yet
>>4142130spotted the newfag
>>4141841IIRC, the higher your style meter, the less you need to mash to activate crazy combos. So inversely, you need to mash way more at lower style ranks.
>>4141819fine
>>4142125
>>4142065>>4142034>>4142011>>4141989And the anime with the novel fit in there somewhere
>that tauntSHE'S BEGINNING TO BE STYLE
>>4142099>you little weirdosWhere the fuck are you from
>>4142142NERO LOVE
>>4142122I don't want to
>>4142124>doing dmc3 hidden missions on a fresh fileFuck that
>>4142064First one anti bad but she should learn her angles.
haha, it's fat cat!
>>4142120Take your meds
>>4142099I feel like its less people will get angry and more that less people will watch her. There'd be no reason to be angry if people know pre-debut that she's in a relationship, the anger arises when its revealed after dudes have donated their life-savings.
>>4142099go back
>Royal Guard>monsters just sneezes to her
>>4142142VERGIL GRADUATION
>>4142142AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEROCHADS
>>4142058nope she's just garbagejust mash the button on second combo or stinger
GURA I JUST FAILED MY CHEMISTRY FINAL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
See, IF a chuuba has a bf and it's a known fact, imagine how he must feel when she gives her gachis more attention and cancels outings, talks about streams and gushes about her members all the time.
what language is this
Nero is so cool
>>4142150he's a seething vshojonigger from /aco/
>>4142122it's midnight for me
While I absolutely love DMC and all beat em ups in general, I gotta admit Ninja Gaiden was even better during that generation. Any chance we getting nay Holo playing them? Master collection is supposed to release soon.
>>4142111Isn't it great?/vt/ is multicultural exchange in action. More so than even /int/
>>4142150probably one of the fags that came over to hate on idol culture and defend those vwhores
>>4142142So no Nero for next EN?
>>4142142Actually by now he already impregnated that woman
>>4142142Nero already left Vergil's nutsack at this point
>>4142133>Looks mid 20s >Pretty old I really hate you niggas
>>4141861She didn't cancel, nigger. Just moving it for later in the day as she said she would.
Speaking of DMC and old mansI like the weird Geralt Dante that Ninja Theory made in the concept arts of DmC
>Endurance stream on>Dramafags bringing up literal who indies and trying to act like it's on topic
>>4142045>cool uncle dante from DMC4 only shows up 4 times a year on family gatherings, gives you money, lets you try his whiteclaw and/or fireball, talks about his odd experiences with women>boomer DMC5 dante, you could find him whenever you go to his house, is a part of S I P B O I S 2017, watches flicks all day, is in a semi serious relationship with a girl named moniquewhat happened to him?
>>4142183whiskey
>>4142142Considering that this is the last time Vergil was himself before becoming Nelo Angelo, Nero was probably already born by this point.
>>4142147yes, he needs answers
SHES STILL THINKING ABOUT IT
>>4142099I mean if everyone knows before she even debuts that's honestly the best way to go about it, then we don't have an amegeddon tier meltdown when people find out because they don't get attached while thinking she's single and then get rugpulled.
She's still salty about the door kek
Gura complaining about the door is so sexy I want to fuck her on a door on the floor
>>4142133I really like DMC2 Dante's outfit. Shame about everything else.
>>4142122I'm watching Gura and masturbating at the same time
>>4142136And everyone else can just not watch
She's still mad
>>4142036
Gura still mad at the door.
>>4142133He looks about mid-late 20s. 4 and 5 Dante looks old
>You guys died to the door right?Gooruh...
>>4142181Probably great when he nakadashis her on stream
I'm sorry Gura not even my 8 years old self died to the door..
Dande-man
>>4142023That's still too big.
>>4142142Nero is like five or six or something, depending on exactly how much time passes between 3 and 4
>>4142207Hell, oh and women.
>Gura still thinking about the door Kek
Suddenly she knows how to wall jump.
>>4142122>stop being horny while watching sex incarnateHow?
Door love
>>4142240TT.TT
Doors are Gura's arch nemisis
is Gura intentionally doing bing bing wahoo noises to make Dante look even sillier?
>>4142235if she's worth my time I'll watch but I'll never give her money
>>4142206>dramafagsIs this the new reddit boogeyman?
>>4141718
>>4142052That or his want to be a demon make his human side weak?
>>4142225everything she does is sexygura IS sex
>>4142168>>4142150here since 2007. get the fuck off my board you little angsty faggots
>>4141794>>4141835>>4141902okay she has daddy issues but the good kind
>titty rpg
I need to cum, please Gura don't do anything funny while I'm gone...
>>4142142And yet he ended up being Cooler than his dad, Sorry I con't make the rules, Gura's own words.
As a DnD player, I can confirm.
>TTRPGEverything is gonna be fine, right?
>>4142036What does Ame feel when they emulate her like that?Does she feels powerful or something? I don't know how'd I feel.
ivan bros...
>>4142207Hell changes a manThat and whiskey/Monster Energy drinks
>BIGGEST MOST POPULAR HOLO>14k
>>4142246>He doesn't remember the (not) NTR chuuba who did just that
>>4142230DMC2 and DMC5 are the only games with hair physics
>>4142277>my boardyou will never belong here
>>4142271Oh no...
>>4141829She has a bfhttps://twitter.com/shachimu/status/1356215471129780224
>>4141811on non-deleted threads with 1000+ posts, I get 30% across /jp/+/vt/, and 12.5% with just /vt/
She’s honestly doing better than I thought on normal
>>4142207Dante put in some effort to try and impress his new nephew but then fell back into the lazy habits that are his natural state in the wild.
Thoughts?
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1396910332216418310?s=20Do they go to the office to do these or does holohouse have their own green screen set up? I just like the idea of Haato having someone her own age to hang out with on a regular basis...
>>4142292>Neatprobably
>>4142277>my board
>>4142304Scroll the fuck up nigger
>>4142042are you sure that´s a girlshe is flatter than ina...
>>4142271oh no shachikeks
>>4141706vertical
>>4142318I still would
>>4142296Don't care, didn't ask. Plus, you're from SEA.
>>4141829I tought "graduation" as a hololive only thing.
>>4142295>Monster Energy drinksi miss S I P B O I S 2 0 1 7....
>>4142318>anthroit's shit
Artorias is so freaking cool
>>4142277go back
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1614917947231.webm
>>4142270>Retards talking about a nonHolo's past>In /hlgg/>not dramafags
>>4142286>Be Mori>Putting the finishing touches on your campaign>Be incredibly pleased and can't wait to see how much fun you and your friends will have>1 hour passes>"The goblin king stands before you! What do you do?!">Complete silence>Wait a bit>"The goblin king is here! Gura, what do you do?">"...">"Gura?">"Hm?! Oh, oh, uh, I wanna beat him up with my giant club! Huahua...">She messages you in discord "sorry was checking phone lol">"How about you Amelia?">"Uuuuuh, I dunno, talk to him, or something? ...Can you tell me what we're doing again?">"I-I'll tell you in a bit, my dude. Kusotori, it's your turn.">"Can I leave? I wanna leave the room.">"Wh- But- You can't just...">Heavily sigh>THIS STREAM HAS CONCLUDED
>>4142337lurk 100 years newfagchama
>>4142039>>4142055>Ame canceled her Apex stream just to watch Gura play DMC3 badly>it's time for Teamates to kneel to Guralolgood to know GurAmefags don't watch streams
I wanna go back in time and see how hard these threads would laugh if I made a post about Gura doing a DMC3 endurance stream where she'd start styling on the enemy partway in, laugh at Vergil's voice and unlock easy mode by getting hit by a magic door
>>4142271The final yab...
>>4142271EN 2 ALREADY KEKED
>>4142304Ya but it's important that she has a bf
>>4141700Pussy is merely another form of power. He had to test it.
>>4142344that's sus
>>4142320i think coco has a 3d setupthey hang out from time to time afaik
>>4142001yab
>>4142270We're you here earlier?
>>4142350>Goblin kinglmao goblins are ruled by orcs and or ogres. Get your shit together Mori
>>4142271Wow, she really is just like Gura
PSA:Please untwist your panties.There is no reason to worry. We don't even have a date for Gen2
>>4142346The first post was just someone excited that a cute indie they apparently watch/know about seems likely to be in EN2. Drama came from other fags digging through her twitter afterwards.
>>4142344SUS
>>4142286Gura is gonna make a vergil character and it will be great
>>4142320Those are from the office. Just outtakes from when they recorded their duet for Kanata's concert.
>>4142318>>>/trash/
>>4142271yab
>>4142293Huh? the loli part is actually wrong
>>4142343to 14 years ago? if I could do that I'd cut your dad's nuts off and prevent you from shitting up this thread
>>4141700You can't know if the training was worth it until you break the rules a little
>>4142250no 1x1?
>>4142207He left to Nero who think Dante is his dad
>>4142271Oh no, EN2.....
>>4142314bosses are the real filters
>>4142203the old man dante was the best one and the fact he was rejected for wrist cutting emo will never not annoy me
>>4142388>>4142389yabmind....
>>4142271So who's paypigging for their condoms bros?
>>4142376Usually, but goblins can potentially be alone
>>4142271You guys can give up now
>>4142271how terrible!
>>4142271Literally normalfag Gura
>>4142271Is there a rule that says "you must be single if you want to join hololive"?
>>4142350As long as we have you writing shitty roleplays, give us a sample of how the Mario Party collab will go.
oh great, the daily /vt/ raid is happening now
ENTER
>>4142271is not even a holo just yet and you guys are already looking for her final YABE
>>4142344>>4142363>>4142381Bros... I can't believe it...Is that...... is that....A MOTHERFUCKINGAMOONGUS REFERENCE?!?!?HOLY SHIT XD
>>4142277Based Mori
Oh this boss fucking sucks
>>4142271Cover gonna do it anyways, vsinger like Azki/Rikka, not gonna be popular but will have a shitton of support from the company, aka covers, 3D, live events, etc.And we are going to seethe bc it's not Gura
Fucking Gigapede. No air hike either, time to suck.
>>4142380And it was still offtopic then before the drama began. Claiming to be "speculating" is just a stupid catch-all to let people talk about indies here.
>>4142271Who is this whore and why is this being discussed here?
Oh god this shitty worm, I completely forgotGanbatte Gura
>>4142293That's the first time I heard this nickname, but he is correct, kinda. Aкyля can be separated into "Aкyлa" and "лoля", but on its own it just sounds like an affectionate derivative of Shark. It's like, "Sharky". If he didn't specifically mention lolis, I wouldn't have guessed.
second worst boss here we go
>Immediately know she's going to die to CentipedeYou're god damn right, Goorah
>>4142271Why everyone yabbing? I'm sure Gura has a best friend too
>>4142285>cooler than his dadSomeone hasn't played DMC4.
>>4142271Based
>>4142271So Hololive just netori this girl, right??
>>4142318I require more gil art
>>4142420Wow if only we had actual moderation to deal with off topic spam
I remember it taking me forever to kill this guy my first time
I WANT TO STINGER AND MILLION STAB GURA
>>4142337wrongalso if she isn't an idol than she isn't graduating
ENTER DEAD WEIGHT BOSS
Do Detectives seriously walk around like this at home?
>>4142418no
>>4142380Usage of that schizo gif makes the post seem like just a shitpost. >Drama came from other fags digging through her twitter afterwards.So...dramafags seeking their next hit.
>>4142271Oh god, we really did get lucky with the first 5. This is forshadowing a yab of cataclysmic proportions...
>>4142420>/vt/ raidnigga where do you think we are
>>4142398Nein
>>4142451The jannys here left after the first two weeks
>>4142419It really is ironic that doomposters keep talking about how bad the girls will be at roleplaying while writing up fanfiction that's less in character than randomly generated shit from AI Dungeon.
>>4142418No, but good luck getting money if people don't think they can be in a parasocial relationship with you
>>4142271is it possible we can make them break up? Just curious cause this type of shit isn't permeant (see most members in EN)
>You see a door>Can I inspect the handle>I would like to check the gap under the door>Can I look through the keyhole>Is the door a push or pull door>Can I ritual cast detect magic>I would like to cast find traps>I want to check whether the door is locked, no I don't want to touch the handle>What kind of handle does the door have?>I would like to cast silence, and then cast knock from outside the silence AOE>Is there any writings on the door?>I take out my axe and rage, getting ready to break down the door>I cast guidance, and then death ward on the barbarian
This boss fucking sucks
I find it interesting that you can literally see the two halves of the thread at once, with most anons watching the stream and talking about Gura and the series she's playing, and a weak chunk of people trying to talk about a literal fucking 2view and stir shit for no reason whatsoever.The Yamato ran through this thread, and apparently happeningfags are the stunted V half of the cut.
>>4142271>ALREADY ANTIPOSTING EVEN BEFORE SHE BECOMES PART OF HOLOLIVETHIS FUCKING THREAD
>>4142467/hlgg/
>>4142467/jp/
>>4142377Gura doesn't have a puppy....
>>4142420It's that time of the day again.
>>4142418Its heavily implied, not being single while working for Hololive is OPSEC hell and your earnings will go to shit if people find out.
>>4142271Why it's always Shachi???
>>4142418Not written in the contract, but it's probably implied when they interview them that having one would severely hamper them
she's bound to finish this boss off extra quickly if she keeps shooting the ground
>>4142443Who's #1
>>4142447Gura will love DMC4 romance and put Nero above everyone
>>4142271Might as well get used to this pic, were gonna see it every thread if she actually is in EN 2
>rides it>doesn't attack itThis is going to be a long, long boss fight.
is she, going to, like, hit it?
Do you think Gura will learn to switch and use the style button more in combat or will she keep it on Royalguard and barely use it
>>4142480Based
>>4142303I love it when you little bitches play the "you're new" card and have it thrown back in your face, then immediately go into No True Scotsman mode. you will never ever have the group consensus at your back that you crave. now seethe, fuck off and lurk a decade more
>>4142391Oн из тeх ayтиcтoв, кoтopыe гoвopят лoля вмecтo лoли, вoт и пoлyчaeтcя Aкyля. Caм cнaчaлa зaлип и нe пoнял.
>>4142429XD
SHE'S SO FRUSTRATINGLY STUPID. DOESN'T EVEN LISTEN TO HER CHAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gL9hCQu4pQRoboco is awake at 5:00 a.m. and says good morning to you guys!
>>4142484>/jp/never again
>>4142479>THIS
>>4142337the absolute state of newfags
>>4142476t. Adventure's League
cum countdown asmrI know, I know, I'm based
What is Gura trying to do....
WOW I SURE LOVE THE MODERATION YOU PROMISED, SH*RKMEIDO, YOU FUCKING NIGGER I HOPE YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP
when is Ina going to continue Paper Mario?
>>4142318>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POSTI can't believe the catbox was enough for his ban.
Goorah....
>>4142480Art imitates life and life imitates art
>>4141849she's not going to be EN2 stupid fucking nigger and I will remember this and grudge post you when EN2 debuts
??????
this friggin sharkbrain
>>4142473>most members in ENMori has a boyfriend
>>4142491It's quite possible they already broke up by now then if she made it through the interview process to get selected.
>>4142418Its a japanese company. they are waayy more conservative about these things.You aren't barred, but you are heavily discouraged.
>>4142446Gura doesn't even have friends anon..
>>4142480desu she has 1m subs, not exactly 2view
>>4142312that's 30% of threads not hitting the image limit, not 30% of image slots wasted. 2,280 wasted images over 1,513 threads for /vt/
>>4142479all you had to do is not announce that you aren't single you dumb bitch
>>4142489
>>4142513RBC, your recharge reps...
>>4142271>Feb 1, 2021You guys can have her, I'm going to stick with my OPSEC shark. At least I don't have explicit confirmation that she's having sex.>inb4purityfagYes, I am. What of it?
>>4142513Rob O Cock should have won that 4 on 4.
Chumbuds I think your oshi is fucking retarded
This boss seems kinda lame.
>>41424934-way tie between the fucking heart, Jester, Geryon and the literal chess board
>>4142418No! But I'm pretty sure potential paypig would back off.
>>4142541Yeah, me.
this boss is fucking retarded
>>4142541HaHahahahahaHahaNo.
My oshi streams in an hour, but Gura Kino....
Which EN is going to end up being a rules lawyer or powergamer?My guess is Ina
>>4142489Eh, nothingburger vs current bf
>Someone graduating = They’re EN2I bet you niggers thought Haachama was that one random indie too and was going to graduate huh?
>>4142418no but people usually expect girls as autistic as them to not be in relationships, guess EN proves no matter how autistic you are you can still have a partner
>>4142271>I'm pretty happy yoSo she's mentally stable? Guess she won't join hololive
>>4142511Why do people love to shit on Mori's gaming skills when THIS is her competition?
>>4142429
>>4142418yes
I’ve not played this game, is she just supposed to get the head?
Fucking hell she's so fucking stupid and bad and stinky and cute and lovely
>>4142493arkham
>blatant off-topic shit not being deletedsasuga, retarded meidos
Guwa cute
>>4142398
>>4141718It doesn't matter, we already lost Pomu...
What do Gura's cheeks feel like bros?
>>4142476As a DM, the only time I mention if there's a door is if it's relevant, or I intentionally want to build suspense to fit the atmosphere, precisely because I've been in retarded situations like this as a player/new DM where people just refuse to fucking open a door.
>>4142566It is
>Still using Royal Guard
>>4142541Maybe in her wettest dreams
>>4142569Geryon is good thoughAlso Arkham is worse than all of those
>>4142271>happydoesn't satisfy yagoo's savior complex, shachi will not be in hololive
>>4142092Seems pretty likely
>>4142597>meidoswe have those?
>>4142496Yeah, and it would be based.But until thenEVERYONE CALM DOWN
>>4142451The day I see the catalogue cleared of literal recycled shit. Pigs would sooner fly.
>>4142566It is, but it's not the worst but it's up there. Or down there, whatever.
Goorah...
This is the longest I've ever seen this boss take
>>4142603PUNI PUNI
Is this the Gilgamesh fight of DMC3?
>>4142480To be fair, she's on the driest portion of the game and a lot of the actual puzzles aren't very fun to watch so they're tabbing out to shitpost.
>>4142271do women in relationships really feel the need to become vtubers?do they not get enough attention from their SO already?
>>4142455same but with Anya, not on her though, using her to perform it on someone else
I love how often in 3 Dante tries to pull off something cool and fails, yet everyone still considers him cool. He's like my Mori.
>>4142597Last time meidos were active it was during costume reveal week. Since then it's just been nonstop off topic shit.
>>4142513ROBO LOVE!
>>4142566It's annoying but one of the easiest in the game.
>>4142603Soft but tacky from sweat
>>4142586cunny.
>>4142604I mean 9 out of 10 times a door will be death
>>4142493Arkham. Fuck Arkham, man
>>4142541She fucking wishes
>>4142418Hololive is half idols and half streamers, so maybe yes, at least on the idol side.
>>4142586"I'm cute! Jajyan!"
>>4142603Both are supple and soft
>>4142623I took a very long time because I didn't have 10k people telling me to ride it.
>>4142536>1M sub youtube channel>can draw and sing>graduating right in the timing window for auditions wrapping upI don't honestly have any investment in whether she does or doesn't make it into EN2 but just looking objectively at the facts it seems like a good bet. If I had to put money on one outcome I would say she's probably in.
>>4142476Gura, just open the fucking door.
Watame just ended her stream without reading Supachats.
Hololive doesn't recruit girls that aren't broken in someway
>>4142603Soft...Warm...Inviting....Cunny cheeks...
Jesas the Russians are out in full force today
>>4142601ISREALthanks
>>4142630I remember in GameInformer in 2005/6 they voted Dante "Biggest Dork" or he was at least a nominee.
FUCK HER GOOD CAMERA MAN
Gooruh................
DMCbros, at her current rate, how long will it take her to clear the game?
>can you please let me jump on youAnytime gura
>no cute angel gf to lounge with
>>4142609Right, forgot about Arkham literally locking you out of one the game's main mechanics.This game has its fair share of garbage bosses
>>4142669What the hell...
Camera is kind of ass in this game, ngl. I'm not a fan of tank controls myself.
>>4142418Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loO708q0ncg
Gura focus!
I didn't know Phalanx was a boss in this game
>>4142587wtf lol
>>4142418don't most regular streams avoid disclosing stuff like that
>>4142629How about using stinger and million stab on Gura using Anya?
God she's such a dumbo it makes me so horny
>>4142669WHAT?
>>4142650Ok, Gura.
>Gura filtered by the camera. I can just imagine what it'll be like if she plays old school RE or Onimusha.
>>4142631Hope whenever they return they ban dramafags.
>>4142586Everyone already expects sharkbrain
>>4142603just the two or all four?
>>4142581Same posters? Would not surprise me in the least.
>>4142633What's with all the RBC love recently?
Just stay above the hole Gura...
>>4142561Being a purityfag is not something you should proudly call yourself. Even though I agree with you that this girl was fucking dumb for being a vtuber and leaving that tweet up.
I'm actually gonna rip my fucking eyes out Holy shit
Holy shit is she still not done with this game?
>>4142602be patient and wait for the transfer after she has proven her value....
>>4142467
Looks like /ggg/ isn't liking the stream so far>>4142666
>>4142586Gura is unironically less frustrating and better then Mori. And can barely watch Gura due to how fucking stupid she is.
>>4142627YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY GAME EVERY TIME
>>4142669>only a ~7 hour stream>no sc readingis the sheep ok?
>>4142555we fail 30% of the time? what the fuck
>>4142693UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Gura pls...
>she deleted the tweets
>that random tauntkek
>>4142693This will be posted every thread, and I will not complain
This is gonna be a looooooooooong endurance stream.
>>414268312+ hours.
AmeGuess
>>4142271cute!
>>4142698see the clip above with Matsuri, but Matsuri is a whore that can never find a stable relationship so who cares kek
>>4142575hes ok when you reflect all his orbs back into him while million stabbing his head but yeah hes the least interesting boss in the gamethe fact you encounter him 3 times is just icing on the fucking cake
>>4142183see >>4142422
>>4142581People are just keeping a hyper focused eye on all graduations and assuming it's hololive/niji related.
>>4142669I hope she's ogey.
>>4142720Or bossWhatever.
why is the camera so ass
longest boss of all time
GURA
>>4142669wow what a bitchi can't believe she would do something this mostrous
>>4142741It's a high quality art.
>>4142726us on the left
>>4142699why would i do that to her? Anya is for killing antis and backseaters, not her friends
>>4142758>3 timesplease no
>>4142604I've never been the same after my dm petrified someone that touched a door's handle.
>>4142669but why
>>4142353She talked about potentially rescheduling the stream yesterday. She's all gluten'd up and wants to focus on the Member stream.
>>4142739cute dog
>>4142728Absolutely not true.
>>4142739you mean now?So not only she's here, she's here right now?
>>4142669She's done that a couple timesShe'll probably read them this weekend or something where she can do another 6 hour stream until nearly 5 in the morning just talking
>>4142669One day before the 25th, buckle in boys.
>>4142739cute dog holy shit
>>4142737Absolutely delicious.Now that I think about Takamori, it's>Calli brings the drinks>Kiara brings the foodI would love to spend a day with these girls
>>4142739I want to be mad but god damn that is a cute puppy
>>4142715>recentlyI posted RBC in global ever since Ame collabed with her for the first time.
>>4142702Imagine how simple it'd be to take advantage of her...
>>4142739fuck off
If you cum deep inside her, will she get smarter?
>>4142693
>>4142685
>>4142689DMC3 Doesn't have tank controls
Why do you care if a chuuba you didn't watch and isn't a part of hololive has a boyfriend?
Is this boss really that hard or is gura just getting filtered?
>>4142727Stop linking your own posts
>>4142773Correct
lmao this will be an endurance stream alright
The camera is here is actually not bad considering you know how to actually move around this arena
>>4142715She almost overcame a 1v3 in holofightz last night.
WTF is this boss? Who in Capcom thought this was a good idea?
>>4142783But why though that's so cheap
>>4142739SHE'S HERE, 0 reason she would be deleting old tweets right now.I need my meds...
>>4142699Anya using Stinger on Gura's cunny...
>royal guard>doesnt guardjust pick gunslinger and spam shit from a safe distance gooruh
>>4142731I-I do?
She's suffering
>>4142766DMC has its roots in Resident Evil, and it wasn't until 5 that the series got full camera control.
How do you guys even watch Gura? Or any EN for that matter?
>>4142817It doesn't seem hard. Just tedious.
GO GURA GO PLEASE
>>4142790you can even tell her exact post here
>>4142683Hard to predict, at this rate about 15 hours or a little more probably, but Vergil is a considerable increase in difficulty.
>>4142691>can't date co-workersuh-oh, yurifags
>>4142815shut the fuck up
>>4142774idk just thought i'd combine the two posts
>>4142758>least interesting boss in the gameWhat about Leviathan?
>>4142815Holos don't have boyfriends, they never had them and they'll never have them.
>>4142838Like this*unzips cock*
>>4142739Don’t really care, but the dog is cute though.
>>4142715its lust
>>4142804Yes. She will temporarily consist of less than 100% Gura.Say, 99.8% Gura and 0.2% you (a man) due to the sperm.That should make her smarter, for a while.
Surely there must be a faster way to fight this boss, if she makes progress the dramaniggers will be forced out
>>4142683This game has 20 missions. She's currently on mission 4?I'd give a minimum of 8+ hours from this point.
this worm boss is fuckin awful
>>4142787>gluten'd upThe verb to describe being enriched with gluten is "glutenated"
>>4142768>longest boss of all timeNo, that's Dalamadur.
>Endurance>It's JUST Centipede
>>4142838You just go on Youtube and click on her current stream
>>4142739I mean, even if you can publicly admit that you're in a relationship, disclosing the identity of your SO is still not a good idea, since people might harass them for it.
>>4142739>deleted 8 months ago
>>4142772Yeah it is, I’ve posted it nearly every thread too
>>4142838with my eyes, you retarded avatarfag
>>4142838with my eyes and ears
It's hilarious that she's trying to perfect guard all the shots because she's stubborn
>died to the shit worm more than cerberusLMAO
>>4142798are you looking forward to her apex collab with Ame and Ollie
Gura is getting filtered...
sasuga 2views. Derailing the thread about boyfriend rrats so the scheduled Kiara and vshojo timeloops are avoided
>>4142627so when does the fun kick in?
>Gura died to this thing more than Cerberus
CAHM ON GOORUH
this is a kusoge
>>4142836Isn't it because DMC started as RE4 right?
>shooting the floor
LET'S GO ONCE AGAIN FROM THE START
>>4142739>Thats not me but my "bf"are we finally going to get a trap vtuber
USELESS CAUSE IS BREAKING YOUR BACK
How does this retard have over 2 million subs?
Can someone just do the janny summoning already i don't have the soundpost image
>>4142831Draw anons or Koikatsu anons. Get on it!
>>4142826Don't put this on Capcom, Its a shit boss but its not fucking hard
>>4142739goddamn twinks
>>4142838I just get comfy in my bed or chair and watch em. Sometimes I'll have some dinner or snacks to munch on if I'm feeling peckish. What about you, how do you watch em?
>>4142815I don't care even if it's hololive and one I watch. Just don't talk about it on stream.
>>4142817It is one of the easiest bosses. Gura is just dumb.
60 minute WAHninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGynghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGynghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGyng
>>4142897It's dated
>>4142768That would probably go to that one boss in FFXI that took people about 12 or so hours to kill
>>4142900Yes. Dante's original name was Tony Redgrave.
about fucking time, lazy-ass meidos
Bros, what did the floor do to deserve being shot at so mercilessly by gura.
All holos whose names end in -ne are the best in their generation.
>>4142776for what its worth its areas too small for them to fly around in and you dont have to kill the other two
>>4141991She begame Lamy
FARTEMIS OF THE BROWN IS A FUCKING TRANNY>she
>>4142817It's LITERALLY the easiest boss in the game, you can basically kill it in 30 secs on normal with Cerberus.
>>4142790no. the reply is still there but the pic of her boyfriend, dated september 6th, 2020, was deleted. maybe they broke up.
>>4142858No, she would be 100% Gura + 0.2% me, so 100.2%
>>4142739That's some really cute puppy. Mirin her man's lush hair too.
>>4142931>she
>>4142869>Dalamadur>Not going full 4 HBG pierce 3 with the boysWEAK
>>4142830She's the one who posted >>4141718 not realizing people would immediately scour her tweets for potential yabs
>>4142860cerberus does extra damage
I know Gura is bad but this boss looks annoying as fuck
>>4142860She's really just making it harder
>>4142783That's cheap and unfun.The worst I've ever had was as a player in Mad Mage where the door triggered a shocking grasp and alert spell, so even after a player let go of the handle and we backed off, the wizard on the other side just blew the door away with a fireball and nuked us preparing to bust in SWAT-style, but that wasn't as bad because it was a game that was intentionally made for players and the DM to try and out metagame each other.
>>4142900Yes, DMC1 is what became of one of RE4's prototypes.
>>4142838Usually with dinner or breakfast depending on the time
>>4142926Dedenne
>>4142931>Her
>this fucking synth drumi fucking loathe it with a passion
>>4142817Just annoying and Gura is too zoomer for PS2 games
>>4142846That's for staff and managers, check Aloe's video about it.
>>4142912I pretend they're speaking Japanese
>>4142922That they later say was the name he used before made it big
>>4142891When she reaches Vergil
Do you need to have precise timing to deflect the purple shots?
>>4142886Yes I do.
>>4142817literally all you have to do is jump on it and attack until it throws you off.
Holy shit she's still on this same boss?
>>4142078If it means not being alone
Meido ban everyone responding to off-topic onegai
>>4142851Leviathan is pretty bad but I'd rather fight him than this thing
>>4142817It's piss-easy.
G-Guys? Gura is shooting me...
Just spam with gunslinger Goombah.....
>>4142826If you think this is tedious just wait till she reaches the heart.
THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
Oh, she finally got it.
>>4142828>>4142951There was a poem in another room that indirectly referenced it and we were too retarded to associate it.It was after this session that my dm has only made riddles that are suited for babies.
>>4142926cunne
>>4142926I love Ameliane!
>>4142838Open the streamLook at the screen????Profit
>>4142830>>4142947The tweet is still fucking up you retards.
>>4142850I never said they did. I said why do you care that a vtuber you don't watch and isn't a member of hololive has a boyfriend?
Gura shooting at the ground to try and hit a worm!
>camera angle changes 5 times in 1 second
>>4142931godspeed bro, see ya in a day>she
>Thread too fast now>Threads too slow in the morningPost more in the morning please. You can help prevent early deaths
IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS
>>4142869I miss how crazy this fight was between running around on his spine and having to emergency dive through the fuckhuge beams.Main line Monhun has not been as intense since the Tri and 4 eras.
Finally, Gigapede dead. What a shit boss.
>>4142986are you a floor?
fucking finally
SHE DID IT
I always find it funny how stubborn she stays on certain things, like royal guarding in this case. She probably know that there is a better option (especially since the chat is yelling at her about it) but she keeps going through with it regardless.Reminds me of my niece, who used to do nonsensical things stubbornly even when knows when there was probably a better way
>>4142920I wish my oshi streamed yesterday and took a rest today like usual... Now i'll have to pick because im not splitting attention between those 2 angels
Was the designer of this boss autistic?
>>4142962This isn't /jp/ anymore ken sama
>>4142962Twap!
>>4142458Women walk around like this at home. Usually around their female friends.
>>4142271This is probably gura rn
>dsst dsst dsst dsst dsst dsst10/10 ost
Freedoom
ROYAL GUARD
God damn it I slept in, did she switch to easy mode or just unlock it?
Finally, dumb fucking worm is dead
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1396802773618860033Whoever is in EN2 is definitely close, the process of hiring new english managers has already started.
>>4142891Idk, but I remember the lead-up to the worm and his fight made me almost stop playing at the time. The cutscenes afterwards and how much the game starts to open up with levelled styles made it very enjoyable for me at least. Dante's tower scene with the Vergil fight made me squeal like a girl when I first experienced those two.
CLOWN TIME, WHERE'S POLKA
SHE FINALLY DID IT AND THE SHITPOSTERS GOT BANNED WE'RE FINALLY BURYING THE LIGHT
>>4143013IT'S REAL
Gura has the right idea. Just shoot Teme-Ni-Gru until it tips over and you'll deal with the problem.
>>4142865First 2 missions are really short thpugh, and she's gonna get stuck in later bosses. 12 hours at minimum
>>4143011stop trying to ruin comfy hours
>>4143013>2 hours>mission 4Hoo boy, I don't see this stream going past Vergil 1.
>>4142836I mean 3 and 4 had full camera controlz it's just that 40% of rooms had fixed cameras
>>4142966If by precise, you mean "hit it before it hits you", yeah. Kind of.
>>4142739cute boyfriend
>>4143055Just unlocked it
>>4142962You are ESL so I'm sure it's easy to pretend they're speaking a foreign language
>>4143034I don't like it. She should learn the better way, instead of being a stubbon brrat. You were wrong, so what, just stop doing the stupid way.
now I'm convinced she's actually that stupid, sorry for doubting you guys
>>4143045Gura had nothing to worry about to begin with
>>4143022It's not even hard, you just need to know what to do. The centipede boss is a test of how quickly you can pick things up rather than your skill at DMC
>>4142931Hold on, is fartemis an actual tranny?Like, unironically?
>>4142926I love Callinee-san
>>4142851leviathan has patterns that arent fly around the room like an asshole
>>4142826You can kill it in under 2 passes with Ice.
>>4143055You missed the door chad.
>>4142623it took me more time...
ENTERTHE BEST CHARACTER
ENTER JOKER
At this pace how long do you think it will take to clear the game?24hrs? 36?
ENTERPOLKA
KILL HIM.
>>4143045>implying Gura gives a flying fuck about anyone including herself
THERE'S NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE
>deletedSo she's EN2 huh?
Man i can't wait for gen 2
JESTER'S GONNA SPANK YOUR BUTT
BEST CHARACTER
Play APEX
Why is it always the door?
CLOWN HATE
ENTER JESTER
>>4142561>At least I don't have explicit confirmation that she's having sexThere is no confirmation that she even have irl friends, she spends most days not talking at all except for streams.
>>4143011These threads would be 1000x better if they were turned off between the hours of 2:00 AM EST and 10:00 AM EST, because at least then the ESLs wouldn't have a reason to linger around all day
So we all agree DMC3 Vergil is the best boss in the history of video games, correct?
before you fags start posting Polka, she's a clown. Not a jester.
>>4143091So it's the perfect filter for Gura.
Clows in Japanese games are always so fucking gay
HALLO ED BOY
>>4143092How new?
>>4142836>>4142953>>4142922I miss the horror atmosphere from DMC1. Where anything can kill you but vice versa for enemies given your powers
>shoots it with guns>nothing happens>keeps trying to shoot it for fuck knows how long>finally slaps it with the sword>kills it really quicklyGura, pls.
she's trying her besthttps://files.catbox.moe/g5kuai.mp3
dance jester boy dance
I love Jester, he's cool!
>>4143084>You are ESL*You are an ESL*
再起だけしてきます! Roboco Ch. - ロボ子
>>4142860Just use Cerberus and attack the head. The boss is pretty lame, but is insanely easy.
i fucking hate this kind of character
>>4143116/hlgg/ is gonna be a shitshow
>>4142418Well, there's no rule that you must not have a criminal record in order to work at most places, but...
>>4143011>browsing this shithole during SEA-Yuro hoursI don't hate myself
>>4143135I like DMC5 Vergil more
>>4143085I think it makes her cute, but you do you
Hypothetically speaking, how big of a superchat asking Gura to marry me would I need to get an affirmative response? 10 million USD? A billion? Why would someone turn down a trillion dollars?
Play Uma Musume.
>>4143116That was just a little taste of what is to come.
>>4143092Yes.
don't you dare post it
bshark
>>4143112Gura cares about her friend
exit societyman
>>4143114Do you think the meidos know
So Jester's role in DMC3 is filled by V in DMC5, naruhodo ne
I forgot you can basically get a B on anything.
>Write that down on the back of your handGura...
>>4143135No. Vergil one is boring, Vergil 2 is fine, Vergil 3 sucks.
>>4143148She's not going to learn from this and keep using the guns at every opportunity.
>>4142489fucking kek
>>4143178ok I won't
>>4143181prophetic
KLAIUS MENTION
>>4143143I know /vt/ made joke about how artemis is a tranny for a while, but 4chan calls everybody trannies
>>4143130What the fuck bro that's like all of JP primetime and when my oshi streams. Fuck you
>>4142911I know, brother. I know...
>>4143147Eh, I prefer the tone from 3 onward. Cuhrayzee > Horror in my book.
>>4143174why would a women marry you when she already has your money?
>>4143110about 12-16 hours. She's slow on the uptake but she has a decent skill base so it's just a question of how fast she can pick things up.
>>4143097fuck I had 4 alarms set this sucks
>>4143135Yeah.
>>4143178too late
>>4143174Saudi Prince chama, you contact Cover directly for that
>Mike MeyersKlaiusbros...
>Gura doxxing Shrek
>>4143174You would need a sharkillion
>>4143185The managers are here, so there's a good chance
>>4143174>Why would someone turn down a trillion dollars?I wouldn't and still wouldn't marry you because I'd hir an entire army to protect me from your schizo rage
>write it down on your hand if you don't trust your head!kek
>>4143183SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>4143174Gura hardly seems to spend money on anything, I don’t think she would take your offer
>Mike Myers also known as shrekZOOMERS ARE A CURSED GENERATION
my sides
>>4143174Mr. Gates, I know divorce can be rough, but please don't steal my oshi...
>>4143178
>>4143174I'm afraid there's a cap.
>>4143159"ESL" is commonly used as an adjective here.
>>4143147>Where anything can kill you but vice versa for enemies given your powersYou must really suck
I haven't played this in a while, how long til she gets to Vergil
>>4143159Your an moron
>>4143116I will never understand people that get mad at this, and I was here october 1st 2020.
Why do i still watch gura?
>Cat in the Hat isnt badGura pls
>>4143059I will become a HoloEN manager and take your oshi's best stream down
>roboco 5am stream>no apexis juts matter of time before we get more apexhttps://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1396881448087396352
>>4143092sounds like one
>>4143193Incorrect
GURA STOP DOXXING THE CAT IN THE HAT. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS ROOMMATE DID IS THE PAST. HE'S THE CAT IN THE HAT NOW. SHREKFAGS NEED TO LEARN TO LET GO. HE'S NOT SHREK ANYMORE AND HE'S HAPPY.
>>4143241Because she's cute
>gura's autistic demon whispers
>>4143212delete this
>>4143183You're right, but she should also care about herself like her friends do.
>>4143199If you ever have the misfortune to stumble upon a clip of >her, its extremely obvious.
>>4143150How fucking embarrassing, like actually imagine crying because you had to restart a song.
ENTER THESE FUCKING BIRDS
>>4143169I dislike how they copied DmC Vorgil's fighting style for him. DMC3 Vergil never stops coming after you, 5 Vergil keeps running away.
>>4143212makes me laugh everytime
>>4143135I agree, his design is great. I feel kinda sad he's a pushover in V and he seems slower too. He should've been more of a cheap asshole in it without having to raise the difficulty but he's still cool.
>>4143201Sacrifices need to be made so the civilized world can survive in peace, so unless Jakarta and Germany end up discovering massive oil deposits soon that's the best solution we have
>>4142669> No archiveFUCK. I'm concernfagging..... was anyone watching at the time?
>>4143092Tranny as in chopped his dick off? Very unlikely. Just gay as fuck
I want to give Gura shit for liking The Cat in the Hat, but the Jim Carrey How The Grinch Stole Christmas is a guilty pleasure of mine.
>>4143254why is he like this?
Giant Underwater Rubber Animal
>>4143212Every time I see this I laugh out loud.
>>4143232t. an ESL
>>4143174I don't think there's many people out there who would turn down the opportunity to control 1/7 of the world's liquid capital.
The Cat in the Hat Mike Myers movie is definitely not fucking cuteI watched a few minutes of it on netflix out of curiosity with my sister, we were both thoroughly creeped outThat movie has one hell of an uncanny aesthetic
GURA PLEASETHIS ISN'T DMC2
>>4143178Jackpot?
>>4143262I agree, I want her to love herself like her friends and we do
did the bgm just go "bum chakalaka"?
>>4143240Anon, you're comparing someone with a current bf with proof in 2021 just a few months ago against someone that broke up in 2019 with plenty of evidence. If this girl joins hololive I assure will this will be an absolute shitshow.
>>4143286Gets me everytime
>>4143255I know but im too attached to gura, she is not real and is cucking us
>>4143268No? What game did you play
>keeps on meleeing fresh bloodgoylesGonna be here for a while.
how long will it take for her to figure out blood-goyles?
>>4143265>>>/v/
HOLY KEK GURA
gura?
OH BOY...
>>4143313
>she still doesn't understand
Gura... your guns...
ahh yes, getting stuck on the blood gargoyles it's all coming back to me
GURA IS GOOMBA ROOMBA'ING VERTICALLY
>>4143285
>>4143178Fuck you i do what i want
>>4143306don't worry about it
Gura...
GURA HOW WTF
>>4143265>like actually imagine crying because you had to restart a song....what? Are you retarded?
>>4143280I like both.They're fucking stupid but they make me laugh.
Jesus christ Gura.
So she's on WR pace right?
>>4143011Hell no, all morning was retards seething about vs**** bullshit
Why is she so dumb?
>>4143212>from towa baby to towa mamai love how the culture evolves
This scene right here underscores the difference between subaru and Gura. Gura has more skill but she has no brains at all ,whereas subaru sucks but she immediately picked up on the trick right away.
>>4143295ok now this is where you stop shitposting
>>4143295That's how you beat blood-goyles though
so why cant she just GUNSLTRICKSTSWOROYALGUATRICKSTGUNSLINGSWORD her way through the game?
>>4143326She’s slow but she gets it eventually
>>4143193the intro to vergil one is the best boss intro in the game though
>>4143116>>4143167>>4143176>>4143240>>4143310nothing will happensshe will only lose the loud unicorn fans and get less fan promotion that's all
Hey isn't kind of fucking common sense to shoot the birds until they turn into stone and then run up and melee the stone to break them?I know Gura doesn't play video games in her free time when she's not streaming, but holy shit dude.
>>4142271Oh no no no no HoloEN2keks?! This can't be happening!?
Gura you fucking imbecile
>>4142418No, Matsuri mentioned that it isn't a rule on the company side, though all of Cover's non idol employees have to sign agreements saying they won't date the talents. But as you can tell from some previous yabs, an unintentional boyfriend reveal will cripple your long term success, whether you like it or not.
>there's an S on the sideGura that's a 5...
>>4143268This is literally not the case
>>414333010 years from now this soundpost is going to hurt bad
>>4143317Sorry cumbutt not everyone finds your autism shark as amusing as you do.
>>4143330Friends...
>>414317410 million = weirdo with more money than sense1 billion = weirdo schizo saudi prince with more money than senseThanks for the donation btw t. Gura
Gura thats a 5. as in chapter 5. not an S
>>4143333ooo nice I got some numbers
>>4143356This desu
She has to die to something new at least once before she figures out how to fight it, doesn't she?
>>4143356nobody cares
>subaru picks up that she has to shoot them as soon as she sees them split>gura keeps splitting them even after seeing them turn to stoneHow is she dumber than a person who started playing games 2 years ago
>Devic Arms>Fice>It's an S on the wall.Gura...
>>4143150Which song was that? I don't mind her crying while singing emotional songs, it's probably healthier and I am the same except without singing talent
>>4143366>11
>>4143135DCM5 Vergil is more fun imo but DMC5 Dante is the best boss
>>4143150Which was this, Moon Song or the other one I don't remember?
>>4143366no five is 'V'
>>4143310See? I don't get why that distiction matters to you.
>>4143286>crimes>nig--grass
>>4143240Purityfags and unicorns. If (unlikely, or at least dumb to assume) she joins holos, then she needs to drop some bait of her breaking up to avoid those schizos and up her opsec game.
Fuck my sides
>>4143350>>4143354SHUT UP I FORGOT, OK?ITS BEEN A MINUTE
WOOOOOOOO
>Big enemy is weak to CerebusUses the guns>Flying enemies that literally duplicate if you use CerebusUses Cerebus.uses
>>4143371Thank you for cementing the fact that you don't belong, now leave.
>>4143337No I'm an actual professional artist with over 3 million records sold.
kill jester
Calli?
That was too much for her. The cringe overwhelmed her.
hahahahahaLOOK AT THIS DUDE
Did she fought Vergil yet?
>>4143386It LOOKS LIKE A C
That's your oshi, deadbeats?
THIS IS YOUR OSHI DEADKEKS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
SPANKING GURA'S BUTT
I WANT TO SPANK GURA
>>4143371go back
GURA YOU DESERVE SOME SPANKING
>>4143371>he's STILL seething from a day agoHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4143416ha
>>4143147It was a really unique atmosphere that doesn't really exist in any other game. I really appreciate it, clunky and mismatched as it might be.
>this kind of silly crap makes gura laughI don't even know what will be of her if she does meme review...
>>4143399ok where you wanna meet
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
SPANK GURA LADS
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPANKING GURA
SPANKING GURA'S BUTT UUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHSPANKING GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
ENTER WELDON
T o T
>NUUEEE DON'T SPANK ME!U-uooooh
>he's gonna spaaaank meee!UOOOOOH THIS BRRAT!
>>4143356>nothing will happensI don't think she'll lose fans I think /hlgg/ will be cancer.
>>4143371Are you now recycling Mori anti posts?
Spank Gura or Spank Shion, your choice.
>>4143390>>4143387The mulan one.
SPANKING GURA
MY NAME
SPANKING GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4143403Ive been here longer then you have fag I will never leave, you fly by night Chumbuds will leave when Gura does though like you always do.
Beowulf > Any other Devil Arm
HIS NAME
>Spams the gun >Trickster>Spam sword attacks >Royalguard
SPANKING GURAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>4143416Next level I’m pretty sure.
I love Mori!
>>4143406Kek, sure you are. You can't even understand cause and effect. Are you 12?
>>4143135that would be Vergil5 sorry
Wait a minute...
>>4143465ogey
>>4143403>>4143425>>4143430>>4143457>Cumbutts are this defensive My (you) account is getting fat.
>>4143371Seethe. Everyone loves Gura. Reminder that she will be the first vtuber to reach 3 million subs
>>4143465You sound frustrated
so what's the bet gura doesn't pick up on how to bait out Vergil's attacks during the battle?
>>4143059>they still need all applications in Japanese, and the managers still have to live in JapanGod damnit
>>4143458Why not both?
>>4143465rrat
>>4143458It's never not time to not spank Zion Valley
Fun fact:Turbo oldfag who uploaded Overdrive to YouTube has a Watamelon avatarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB5IIsX0wS4
>>4143458Shion, Gura is way too cute.
>>4143461>>4143475I always thought these were the same image for the longest time
When does the game get hard, bros?
>LMAO LET ME JUST BECOME INVINCIBLE FOR A BITI hate this
>>4143512Thoughts on this?
jester sounds kinda like the monarch when he says bravo
>Stinger spamAh yes, the hallmark of every new DMC player.
FIRST TRY!
>>4143481Easiest fucking bait of my life. Cry about Sea nigs all day yet you hand out (you)s like candy.
>>4143416Vergil 1 = Mission 7Vergil 2 = Mission 13?Vergil 3 = Mission 20She's on 5.
>>4143265this, imagine being this much of a faggot>short and small (fucking weak-ass)>to the point of being mistaken for a child>high-pitched sissy voice>crybaby fag>shy homo>dickless>humble like some pathetic bitch>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL>loves singing (gay)>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs or because she has to restart one (extra gay)>likes horses (gay)>likes cats (ultra gay)>likes gardening (gay)>likes cooking, like your MOM does>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genreshe's such a pathetic pussy it's incredible. I bet she also dreams about getting PREGNANT and turning into a MOTHER one day. Gross.
>>4143494Your watamelon is missing, touristchama.
She finally learned how to do the "Million Stabby"
>>4143512yes, turbo oldfags are HERE
DID GURA JUST SLAM HER BUTT
>>4143465>>4143494>1 minute apart
>>4143506>>they still need all applications in JapaneseYes? They need to be fluent enough to speak with their bosses in the company, they are literally the ones who handle the translation stuff from the JP side to the girls.
GURA JUST SPANKED HER BUTT AHAHAHAHAHHAH
> Gura streams early> Thread isn't as garbage as usualSo Chumbraps have the most wageslaves?
SHE SLAPPED HER BUTT
SOCIETY
dedenne
She’s gonna find jester even funnier once the reveal happens.
>>4143518She's playing the switch version, which is way easier than the original release.
>"It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
GURA JUST SPANKED HERSELF ON STREAM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4143061I NEED HER TOO. I NEED POLKA LOVE.
Vivimos...
>>4143503THEY AREN'T
>>4143518When you change the difficulty to hard.When you fight Vergil
>>414317820 shades of
Oh God Gura don't make spanking noises. My imagination is going wild.
LA SOCIEDAD
SOCIETY MENTIONED
>>4143498Who said chumbuds aren't numberfags again?
>>4143518Agni and Rudra doesn't have a pity mode like Cerberus does IIRC, so here.
uoh tot gunnny etc
>>4143520what is ebony and ivory
>>4143520He isn't invencible, but he does get quite a big damage reduction
WE HAVE THE MATERIALSOMEONE ANIMATE GURA SPANKING HER BUTT
>>4143574EL RISAS
INA MENTION
GURA SPANK YOURSELF AGAIN, MY DICK WASN'T OUT
INA MENTIONTHEY ARE
that's getting animated
>>4143527>I was just pretending to be retardedEvery time, barracudas are a fucking joke hahaha. Chumbuds why can't we stop winning? Our oshi's antis are even the most retarded out of all the girls antis.
>>4143512Us Watame posters eh?
Yo DMCbros, when's the Vergil fight? I heard it's hard.
INA MENTION. THEY ARE.
THEY ARE
>>41435281 was rainy one, 2 was the gauntlet one and 3 was the hell one right?It's been so long....
gentle Ina mention
>>4142739>>4142931>>4142982>>4143265>>4143371>>4143406>>4143494>>4143527Correct me if I'm wrong, but were these deleted at the same time?
>thinking about inaTHEYARE
So her favorite Joker is Jared Leto, right?
>>4143576It's a falseflagger you retard
>>4143542Yeah onto my lap
>>4143533wtf I'm horny now
>>4143571AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TATSUKETE ORENJIMAAN
>>4143509>>4143501>>4143498>>4143492>>4143481>>4143457>>4143430>>4143425>>4143403>>4143317Quite literally the easiest (you)s of my life. This board is way too easy to bait, its why your plagued with antis. Learn something from this.
>>4143599Mission 7.
>i was thinking about ina
Shark is cute!
Meido if you're here please clean up the off-topic stuff, too
>>4143520He isn't invincible, in fact one of the best times to attack him is when he has his shield up.
>>4143607only the fartemis one is me
>>4143623You sound underaged
Is this what fembeat look like
VAJURA
Show boob and vajura
Gura...it's not a weapon...
daaamn orca's bf looks like THAT?
>Gura got a trident>It's called a vaginaChumbuds?
>>4142734I'm not sure why it's so much worse if you include /jp/. I included all /jp/hlgg/ threads through the end of January, so it should follow the migration to here pretty closely, but I can't remember when /hlgg/ really took off from /hlg/, so maybe some of those earlier /jp/ threads are skewing the count?
>the spring gets you to the floor the vajura is inthat's some good level design
>>4143138She's actually a circus ringleader. She has her own clowns, as seen in Hologram Circus.https://youtu.be/LQ_eazT56FA?t=48
I missed the butt also FUCK
>This is merely an ornament>Is it a weapon or an item?
>>4143607Samefag
>>4143635Who the fuck is this
>>4143518Missions 7, 9 or 11 depending on how she does
INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL INAME IS NOT REAL
>>4143616If you dont know, you can use mp4 for the sound source, so you dont need to convert anything to mp3
>>4143286Which stream was this from?
>Trident is not useableWhats the point?
>>4143503This is true.
>>4143607Yup, They were.
Gura still has trouble reading?
>>4143633>Still fucking replying
>>4143623hey your the same fag from a couple of days ago>>4027900
>>4143578It shouldn't be hard if she pays attention, and kills them both simultaneously.
>>4143623You’re*
>>4143138Anon...Keep in mind Polka very explicitly stated she isn't a clown either.
>>4143544I know, it's just a shame that there isn't a position for management for anyone who is competent at dealing with the English business world because of it. Their application needs basically filter out anyone who would have experience outside of Japan, unless they stumble on a golden goose candidate.
>>4143642>Ywn penetrate Gura's Vajura with your Stinger
>>4143659Except it is usable, as an item.
>>4142271welp there goes that
>>4143286>Mori's not doing Rap God because she doesn't want to yab, because it has lines like "Oy vey, that boy's gay" or "Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half">if she does do it, it'll be some neutered rewrite, even though there were probably more people offended by Mori singing 2019 Guy than anyone potentially getting offended by her doing Rap God.
>>4143654HoloEN is Ame's harem, sorry but all ships with her are real and she's literally fucking eveyrone
>>4143666Why are Gura antis so mentally unhinged?
This is probably going to be a while. She needs to go back to the first door with that cage to unlock it now.
>ina mentionoh cute.>ame mentionTHEY SRETHEYRATHEHYHTEYARELOVERSLOVERSCUNNYUHOOOOOOOO THEY AREEEEEEE
>>4143623Nice, if you just started hodling today you got some gains. Otherwise I'm sorry for your loss.https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/you-coin/
>>4143614>GuraNeko247post the other 246mega archive when?
>>4143623
>>4143265>>4143371>>4143406>>4143494>>4143527>All [DELETED] at the same timeFucking kek hahahahahaha
>>4143625Ina Ina Inaaaa...
>>4143533>short and small >being mistaken for a child>crybaby >pathetic >like a fucking 10yo
Help me out, I can't bring myself to stop caring about how people on the internet play video games despite the fact that I have no control over anything and cannot change how they play.I will do 50 push ups for every time I start caring too much as punishment.
>>4143576Cope. My oshi is the only relevant EN chuuba
IMAGES
Silly cumbuds, SHUT THE FUCK AND WATCH GURA!
>>4143623i was pretending to be retarded should counted as low quality post and be bannable offense here
>>4143666Naw I just got here.
>>4143623Can't even fucking use contractions properly
>>4143599There's 3 of them
>>4143665piano... come back.... i'll give jeff "fortnite" sied's soul in exchange for your soul
>>4143675You're assuming nobody in EN management is a gaijin
>>4143641lol already taking down the goslings
Alright taking bets how long would it take for her to figure this out?
SCATMAN MENTIONBADABADABA BEEE BA PA BADA BO
>>4143688Frequency is important, Anon.
>>4143623>YES dude I got SO many people to shit on me today, NICE!
scatshark
>>4143668>It shouldn't be hard if she pays attention
>Scat shark
>ScatSharkGURA NO
>>4143688are you blind
>scatsharkGura....
>Scat sharkGura...
Scatshark...
SCAT SHARK?????????
Chuubas are just here to give us a good time, I will never understand someone that makes fun of them, especially when it's just Gura crying because she doesn't want to disappoint us. You people make me sad.
>>4143664CHEESE HALLS
Scatshark....
>your oshi>does she share traits/interests with your mom
>>4143700Why are troopas like this?
>>4143668I don't think she picked up on clashing with Hell Vanguard, they are going to fuck her raw.
g-gura poopie...?
Friendly rollcall
>>4143623You're*
>Scatsharkuuuuuuh Chumbuds...
>>4143701
>>4143623Anon you weren't baiting anyone, you were being retarded.
scatfags...please no...
KFP we are in.
More like SHART
SCATSHARK
>scat mentionSHE LOVES KIARA
>>4143692I'm pretty sure he has atleast like 400
>scatsharkGoorah...
Is Gura lost?
Scatbuds....
>>4143740InaNo. In fact she shares traits / interests with me.
>>4143710I'm sorry, anon, he's now forever stuck in the land of infinite scoops.
>>4143654Iname is realGurame is realGurina is real
>ScatsharkGura no...
>>4143744Hi friend, I jerked off to a picture of you and Mio having a threesome.
>>4143735Too wholesome, literally like daylight on vampires
>>4143571Ahhh, Karrot... my love!
KIARA STOP TALKING ABOUT SCAT WITH GURA
Thanks meido
Now that I think about it why does SCAT man get a pass?
JGHFW, have I missed Nevan kino?
I foresee a grim fate
>All the losers in this thread who think "huhaha scat funny"
>>4143726?
>>4143641>marcelCringe>now deletedkek, she is definitely in EN2
>>4143699Reduce that to 5 per, your muscles are going to burst if you do that while watching this dumb shark's stream
gura sounds like a little girl.
>>4143786Kiara is NOT a loser
German shark...
I'm not into scat but I would eat Gura's shit
>>4143174>Middle east prime time>Relatively new file name>Had enough money around billion dollars>Paying for marriageOil Prince from Dubai how's your day?
>>4143641>joke about using glue for lube>"become one with me"JESAS i don't remember HER saying anything this gross
>>4143772is this real?
>>4143533>>likes cats (ultra gay)HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY
>>4143651mori after graduation the morina schizo drew it
>>4143740LunaNice try Freud but I share more interests with her
>>4143735It gets them off to belittle their chuubas
>>4143786go back
>>4143712They are, I'm sure, but it's a rare industry to find someone with experience managing talent and dealing with business contacts in the English entertainment world, only to move to Japan, learn fluent JP, and get an equivalent skillset when dealing with the completely different business culture.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD
>>4143786
>>4143735Sanest post of the thread.
>>4143805NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BOY
FUCK OFF TODD
>>4143800HER just said autistic twitch shit. She wasn't really gross.
>>4143740>Gura>My mom, Gura, and I all have shit a memory
>I fear Oblivion, that game is weird.Ame....
>>4143735They never matured past the age of 12
>>4143735They're schizo incels who have fallen too deep into self-hate and can only feel anything by hating others.
there is always Skyrim instead, Gura
>>4142628Believe it or not, a lot of people do this/watch vtubers just for entertainment, not for GFE shit, anon. Hard to believe I know
>>4143793THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A PUNISHMENT
>>4143781...do you think that's the origin of the term? Where do you people come from? Are you just zoomers?
>>4143794I know isn't is hot?
>>4143801It'll be saturday.
>>4143800>>4143820Jesus Christ, FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY
It actually amazes me how both Gura and Ame seem to think that, stick key item into key hole is a puzzle. I always thought it was kinda weird how obvious those are in games.
>>4143740GuraMy mom is also short, but she isn't a shark and doesn't play video games.
Gura... You shouldn't call your father's game weird,
>>4143833Normalfags aren't people.
>>4143735But this is basically nothing, wtf?
>>4143791you think meidos are informed on the inner workings of cover. its off-topic, simple as.
>>4143651HOW THE FUCK DOES INA MANAGE TO GATHER THIS MANY SCHIZO ARTISTS?WHAT ABOUT HER DOG WHISTLES ALL THE EDGY ARTISTS?
>>4143853Cute, Todd
>>4143853>>4143849I don't know what to think of this
>>4143805>morina schizo Sasuga.
>>4143794
>>4143853UNITY baby...
>>4143842Hey I know this face edit, it's giant cock Futanari isn't it?
My rrat is that the eggs realized it wasn't just KFP shitting on them so now they're after chumbuds
>>4143853Todd Howard is a unityCHAD
>>4143735haha dumb shark
>>4143863....Susan?
>>4143824uoh?
>>4143533>>4143702why do I like these outfits more than what we got
>>4143823Did Gura say this? Missed it
>>4143740AmeLike(d) to hurt me emotionally
>>4143870It's the tentacles
>>4143869Yet none of the other off topic stuff is deleted that fast
>>4143853>not excluding kiara or inatodd im sorry to tell you, they have not played your game....
>>4143865They're more people than unicorns are. Imagine being proud of being so disgusting you can't get laid even once.
>>4143885Aren't they after Mori and deadbeats lately?
>>4143641Well at least she won't have unicorns here and when nips do their reps she won't have them there either.
>>4143905You need to go back.
>>4143898why is ina /u/ art always so dark
>>4143840Zoomers are full-blown adults now, anon. 21 years old now, quite a lot of them.Many of these adults have literally never heard of the things you or I may consider inherently important to our cultural identity. Even if I was raised on stuff a decade older than my time, even I have trouble remembering all of it compared to the zoomer culture that came right after me.
>Why would you do this without checkpoints?The original release...
>>4143772
>>4143656yeah thanks i know, i use mp3 because it's quicker to upload and costs less traffic for catbox. and it's all in a script anyway so it's not like i'd do less manual work
>>4143905Go back
>>4143887Watamelon NO
Gura is lost.Again.
>>4143885I belieb
>>4143910No I don't. You need to stop crying.
>>4143853>you will never raise all of EN together in a holobaby house>ywn watch them grow up>ywn teach the them the pleasure of cummed inside
>>4143911Because that's the only stuff commonly posted here.
suichan!
>>4143906Seems like it's died down now
>>4143772dogshitcoolbottom of the barrel the best ship is takotori, yes unironically
>>4143931Keep coping.
>>4143438heh yeb!
>wojacks in split threadsThey make it so obvious
>>4143901despite making up over 50% of this boards traffic meidos are active on /hlgg/ only 13% of the time
>>4143911probably because of her cosmic horror themeand all artits being batshit insane in general
>>4141784>projection4chan is for 18+ only
>>4143911Lesbian have high abuse rate so it's unironically more realistic
>>4143951have sex incel.
>>4143869>He doesn't know the Cover employee Meido rrat
Yes Gura, and we liked it!
>>4143870Because of her lovecraft theme, that's it.
>>4143951Coping about what? You're the one crying because you can't get pussy.
>>4143931Sure, you're not really obligated to go back if you're a maso little bitch that enjoys being mocked every day here.
>>4143905>>4143910>>4143925There needs to be a balance. Unicorns are indeed the worst kind of people but idolfags are what makes Hololive what it is, Hololive would be nothing without idolfags.If a girl is in a current relationship while in hololive, she's doomed even for normalfags, they just won't say anything and silently leave her.
How's Gura liking DMC3? I won't be able to watch the vod until tomorrow but I'm curious as to if she's enjoying it as much as 5 or not.
>>4143911/u/fags are mentally ill.
>>4143951>>4143964SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER ALREADY, YOU'RE STINKING UP THE BOARD WITH YOUR FUCKING FLIRTING PHEROMONES
So what's the status on Dante's VA talking to Gura?
>>4143939CUTE!
What the fuck happened? Why are there numberfags again?
>>4143979She's enjoying it, and is starting to get a grasp of the gameplay.
>>4143977Both normalfags and unicorns get the rope
Oh no, she went to the wrong door.
>>4143946There are still 6-7 Mori anti threads in the catalogAlso the collab earlier
>>4143979I have no idea. She hasn't said much about the game itself so far
>>4143977Hololive is popular despite idolfags, not because of them.
>>4143893Gura would look cute in any outfit but I love what we got
>>41439852.1552355-2555t*67
Can't you people just report and ignore? Shark is live why do you even engage with this shit
>>4143949>shipDebatable (and not a debate I have any interest in), but they're certainly the best collab partners for each other.
>>4143994But that only leaves you with cucks
>>4143957a lot started appearing after Niji en debut
>>4143985He said fuck no
>>4143976Lol, being told "go back" by transparently seething red-faced shaking-hands virgins isn't being mocked, you're making a mockery of yourself with every post.
>>4143888huh, you think that's funny anonI'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AAAAAH
>Was excited for a Roboco stream I could actually watch>Fucking Horse Pussy stream
>>4143985Told us to fuck off and never speak to him again
>>4142628What does that even mean... vtubing is a creative outlet to most chuubas. Ina likes to draw, Gura likes to sing, Mori likes to make songs, Kiara loves to engage Japanese culture, and Ame is just creatively insane. You can find tons of examples among the JPs and IDs too. It is also a social game but if that's all they wanted, they'd plainly be lifestreamers. None of these things have to do with wanting to be close to people.
>>4143735Normalfags who can't handle anything anime and people who just make fun of others in general"Oh cmon why doesn't she swear or something what a pussy lol look at the way she talks and plays she's so retarded" is an exaggerated version of what I've overheard a couple normalfag friends say when watching her RE8 stream but it's very close to what they actually said.Granted one of them is toxic as fuck but I've known them for years so I kinda deal with it and I only ever get to talk to them once every like 2 weeks
AZKi love, motherfuckers!
>>4144005
>>4143989They want to distract from Improved Gura
>>4144012My autism doesn't allow me to do that sorry... I'm still watching Gura though on another monitor.
>>4144029>>4144020Lmao you got a screenshot?
>hasn't switched out of RG yet>barely utilizes itGoomba...
>>4144015this is what i meant but i wanted to bait /u/fags
Did these birds appear in any other games?I remember seeing them in my childhood
>>4144005hololive wouldn't exist without idolfagsnow go back, normalfag scum
>>4144022>by transparently seething red-faced shaking-hands virginsHoly projection virgin
Ugh, the thread keeps getting worse
heh
>>4143985he said fuck yes
>>4144038>Granted one of them is toxic as fuckGo back to tumblr
>>4144005wrong
(you)
>>4144037Suck my cock, hope they do a Perfect Blue watchalong
>>4144040But that's Gura's mom
STOP SPLITTING
>>4143869Sharkmeido is Hololive staff hired by making a contract from Hiroshi-Moot.
>>4143178https://streamable.com/0sav32
>>4143939Why is it in her Duolingo streams she sounds surprisingly natural speaking English but anytime out side of that she's Nihongo Jonzu levels of bad.
>>4144047Yes Gura is dumb get over it.
>>4143977>HololiveFollow the reply chain.>do women in relationships really feel the need to become vtubers?Hololive is one thing, vtubing in general is another.
>>4143833Most of my enjoyment is because you guys (and adjacent communities) are just too much fun. It's like having constant watchalongs, reminiscent of those times in /a/ where most people were anime only and didn't know what was gonna happen or where the whole board was watching original shows
>>4144063no porn there
>>4144068
>>4144020>>4144029Based
>>4144048Nope, all of the enemies in each of the games are exclusive to those games.
>>4144005You're joking, right?
>>4143985He said yes even though he doesn't do it often.He's recording them next week after the DMC 3 stream is over.I'm hoping we have some door shitposting.
>>4144068Thanks yagoo
>>4144081None of the ENs are smart
>>4143985Believe its still on
>>4144074>Gura is a shark human girlDid her mama fuck a shark or did her dad fuck a shark?
>>4144005This is unironically correct but unicorns will hate you for it.
>>4144022You seem upset
>>4143823You need high specs to handle Toddness & Oblivion might be the most Todd game out there with FO76.
>What's wrong Teamate, miss me already?
>>4144005Hate to the bearer of bad news but a majority of each girls' whales ARE idolfags/unicorns.
>>4144054They keep getting banned, then new ones pop up to take their place, it's uncanny
>>4144028It kinda blows, but look how happy she is!
>>4144014What is cuck for you?
Can't wait for her to get lost in the door maze trying to access the next section.
>>4144098They're all shark humans. Atlantis is full of naken shark humans swimming around
Did Ina fix her capture capture card problem?
The threads started off nicely. I guess it was just a matter of time
I want another MorIna collab
>>4144096this would be funnier if it wasnt 3x louder than necessary
>>4144045I'll just leave you to it next time then.
>>4144005Gachikoi run this shit
https://streamable.com/ea4g0pwhat did she mean by this?
>>4144079She's probably good at hearing something and repeating it back
>>4144094Wait, you retards send the message already?That shit was cooked in a single thread
>>4144005pffffttttt hahahahahaha
Pro controller rules, the only thing that blows is the dpad
>177 IPs>Thread is still shittier than usualSo this is EU chumbud hours? Sasuga
>>4144028What would you prefer, Apex?
Thirty minute WAHninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGynghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGynghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lra039OGyng
>>4144106Yes Amelia....
Gura is dumba
>>4144106I miss the good times, Ame. God do I miss them.
>>4144005this is true HOWEVERmost paypigs are unicorns, its not exclusive to HL though, everytime a female streamer is revealed to have a significant other their donation rates tank hard
>>4144101>replying to yourselfcringe
Why does she always listen to the wrong directions...
This stream is sponsored by Pro Controller (tm)
>>4144111I didn't get banned because meidos know I was right, they just deleted my posts and so I've stopped replying to the virgin cucks.
>>4144141The anime for this is great
that's a lot of [Deleted]
>>4144101>>4144108unicorns != idolfags.
>>4144121Thats where the humor is.
>>4144040Whew lad.
>>4144005kek look at this retard
>>4143710I miss him bros
>>4144079She's like Gura in the sense that she's good at mimicking
>>4144115Can't wait for her to get to the chapter where you twist the tower around.Hoooo boy.
>>4144111I need to post some sad cat
>>4144005https://streamable.com/rqlbep
>>4144154why are vshojocucks like this?
See you guys next thread
Please for the love of god stop replying to obvious bait. This is the reason why no matter how fast meidos respond it's never enough for you fuckers, because if they take even five minutes to respond you retards would've given the post 20 replies and shat up the thread
>>4144138>177anon are you fucking blind or something?
>>4144034you do livestreams to get attention that is the whole point of livestreamsno attention = no livestreamthat's why so many lonely people livestream and form these realtionships because they lack attention in the real worldthe only other reason to stream is for money because you can do all these activites offline tooif you are in a relationship and stream then there is little need for attention in most cases and only done for money
The Switch Pro Controller would be one of the best controllers ever made if the d-pad wasn't absolutely awful for anything precise and if it weren't subject to drift, it's so goddamn comfortable to hold and use otherwise.
>>4144117No idea. She hasn't cancelled YET so maybe. If not, possibly a switch in stream content too.
>>4144146Pokimane literally apologized and made one billion apologies when she was rumored to have a bf but faggots will ignore it
>>4144106Yes...
>>4144138>177 IPAnon your reading reps
>>4144096I can't get enough of this.
>>4144146After 8 months you still don't know what unicorns are, huh.
>>4144040When is someone gonna leak the nude version of that?
>>4144118It was always going to happen once we entered NA hours, which has overtaken SEAhours as the worst timeslot
>>4144114You cut off both people that will stalk any man that so much as gets a follow from their oshi AND people that at least say they don't care if a chuuba has a bf. That only leaves you "people" that want their oshi to get dicked down by other men daily.
>>4144150I was about to sayThe pro controller is really nice though
>>4144121It's actually impressive show stupid and incorrect that statement is.
>>4144005To anyone who actually thinks this, it's the idolfags who are buying merch and dropping akas. The people who talk this kind of shit are the ones who treat it as free entertainment and never drop more than maybe the cost of a membership.
>>4144106https://files.catbox.moe/caqfkz.ogg
>>4144141what sort of game is this?
>>4144146>HLGo back to your thread, faggot.
>>4144138anon..
STICKING YOUR HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE
>>4144138>10 IPsAll me
Funny hole ...
>>4144101>samefaggingok now this is bottom rock
ill stick my hand on gura's funny hole
STICKING MY HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
STICKING MY HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE
>>4144106Why do you hurt me like this Ame...
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STICKING MY HADN IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE! T u T
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHSTICKING MY HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE
STICKING MY HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOH FUNNY HOLE! TToTT
JWU how have the last 2 hours been
>>4144189ogey
PUTTING MY HAND IN GURA'S FUNNY HOLE T u T
I just got a break from work, did Ame really move her apex stream just to watch Gura's stream?
>>4144121I've never seen someone say so wrong a statement before.
>Stoul of Seel
Well deadbeats?
>Who wants to stick their hand in the cute and funny holeME GURA I VOLUNTEER
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE FUNNY HOLE
>>4144218>>4144219funnyholemind
>>4144202Rhythm mobile game
>>4144226Yeah
I remember one of those Combat Adjudicators requiring you to reach SSS with Rebellion.That was not very fucking fun.
>>4144207>>4144211>>4144214>>4144215>>4144216>>4144218>>4144219>>4144220Go have a wank
>Instant failBeautiful
>>4144226No. She did reschedule it though.
>>4143885I buy it.
>>4144138Stop open both hlg and hlgg if you doesn't have any focus!??
>>4144222CUNNNNNNNNNYYBRRBBRRBBRRRRRRR C-C-C-C-CUNNNNNNNNNNY!I LOVE CUNNY UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Deadbeat on the wall, what is your wisdom?
>>4144226She said yesterday she'd move it to late night.
fortuna mention
>>4144223Don't ogey me, his definition is wrong.
>>4144231Mori Calliope is the fairest of them all.
>>4144202Rhythm
>>4144005>>4144189>>4144158unicorns = the girl MUST be virginhololive idolfags = the girl must not have an open relationship with male (they are aware of the used goods but that's fine)to make it simple, call all of them idolfags.abayo
>>4144244What do you think I'm doing right now?
Shark
sasuga failure shark
oh nonon
>>4144171STOP REPLYING TO DELETED POSTS 4FAGX NIGGERS
>>4144226No but it's more fun to think that's the reason
>>4144106Yes, but I'm enjoying Gooruh for now.And I'm still SO tired from the 7 hour mama karaoke...
>>4144244I could use a hand, if you catch my drift
endurance stream...
>>4144226She did move it but I think it’s because she was messing with gluten the other day so she might not be feeling 100% and is probably saving her energy for the members stream.
>>4144222https://streamable.com/72kou1
>>4144263>call all of them idolfagsRetard
https://JVIarcel/status/1392730453329678339I wonder what they're talking about...
pee on bedhttps://twitter.com/fiv_oj/status/1396649612564307971
>>4144246yes she did, she always do
Gura... The elevator...
>deadbeats knocking guradeadbeats ruined everything
>>4144277I had to go sleep after 3 and a half. Nabi is insane...
3 waves on the elevator. This will be a while.
>>4144175Digital triggers and sharp face buttons as well. Otherwise its nice yeah
She should change to easy
>>4144243you just need all the moves unlocked + swordmaster lvl3 and its really easy
>>4144005delusional
how long will we be riding this elevator...
>>4144298Please watch Ame's streams anon. Don't treat her as an accessory to Gura only.
Thread is ending soo fast that no anon will see that I think they're cute
The 7 year elevator arc....
Can you farm infinite red orbs on this elevator?
>>4144295https://twitter.com/JVIarcel/status/1392730453329678339>my URL reps...
>>4144320faggot
>>4144300Get fucked, we run the demon world
>>4144320Faggot
>>4144175The Wii U pro controller is fucking amazing and although the Switch one is pretty alright it doesn't compare.
>>4144222A FUCKING DOOR
Just run up the wall with trickster Gura
GET OFF MY ELEVATOR FATBEATS
>>4144331>wefuck off i do jackshit besides watching mori
>First a door>now an elevatorUhh chumbuds?
>>4144285It was pretty clear she wasn't 100% for Supa Sunday or Sam and Max (which was almost canceled)
>>4144320faggoty-you too
>too heavy for an elevatorTime to go on a diet, gooroh.
I love Gura!
>>4144320thanks!
Welp this is going to be a while
>>4144243You can do it with as little as Stinger only, no Swordmaster.
>>4144320<3
>>4144317How long was Guts on the boat?
>>4144320marry me
I love you GURA!
ILOVEAME!