/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

Gura's warm, soft, safe, comfortable cunny... I live there.
That's my home...

*pffffffft*

Gorbingo my beloved

who are those other whores in op's pic?

>>41389750
can you not shit up a peaceful thread please

გურა გვფრცქვნი

>>41389868
don't have traitorous whores, cringe brappers and squawking narcissist chickens in OP next time then.

>>41389938

>>41389938
Please don't cast curses

>>41390024
Feel better menherabud

>>41390166
the squid is okay though, she can stay.

please ggg im heading into battle, i need your strongest georges

>>41390262
through evil, powerer is gained

>>41390262

>>41389700
How did this become THE fart shark image?

>>41390610
that smug, knowing face looking back at you, knowing exactly what she has done, daring you to sniff it, she's all like "so what do ya think of this?", she's daring us to punish her, and there's no panties, so you know the fart is pure and unfiltered.

Good news Chumbies, I finally got my 2022 Gura birthday merch! I can finally rub the tummy for real!

>>41390610
It's not. Literally one faggot trying to force it to ruin a good image, just like they do with all good butt images.

>>41390262

>>41391039
*poot*

Bigfish is real.

>>41391202
Kill yourself. You and the impregnationfags are doing their best to ruin all holes. Mouths are the only one without negative associations now.

>>41390262
use a gun and if that don't work use more gun.

>>41390980
Just got mine too. It’s just as fat and round headed as i was hoping

>>41391300
mouths vomit when you deepthroat them.

>>41391393
Still not as gross as the scat fetishists.

>>41390262
I hereby reverse all the strong georges with a baby george. I hope you die

>>41390610
It's not, this is

Sex with a fatfuckbud.

>>41391268
Take your meds.

>>41391325
I wish it was a little bigger so it was easier to rub the tummy, but it's still just as satisfying as I had imagined.

>>41391583

Purchasing jars of fembud farts.

>>41391570
No, not even gura would let you touch her sweet cunny fatfuck

>>41389508
everything about this image is soul

>>41391570
I would like that

>>41391991
imagine the smell

>>41391787

>>41391570
has fatfuck given birth yet? I am not following the fatfuck saga

>>41389508
gura la puta

>>41392364
Gura doesn’t speak italian she doesn’t understand.

Been thinking about something,
If Guras shrimps got a human mascot form, what would we look like?
cute and smol?
massive and buff?
....straight up fat ojisan?

>>41392662
a cute loli. duh. there are enough fembuds that it's even true for some percentage of the fanbase

>>41390980
fucking geekjack is holding mine ransom, hope it arrives soon because I actually change domicile in late feb

>>41392044
I smell nice :(

>>41392787
i got a shipping notice from geekjack today. you are probably fine.

>>41392787
Big oof with geekjack, I was really happy when Cover opened up the Holoshop to the US and I never had to order from them again. Hopefully they send yours out soon.

>>41392787
I bought it from Hololive's official store and got it a month ago. Fuck geekjack and buyee.

>>41392662

The shark ate a hamburger slipped and died

>>41392662
The Yakuza ones from the Q Music Video

Post real Dino pictures or else this Dino's gonna come for you

>>41393836
gaoo~

Give me Gooba! I want Gooba!

>>41393836
I don't know how to post pictures from my phone and I don't want to learn

What happened bros. There were people yesterday saying that Gura would be back today because of that tweet she made. They are awfully silent now

Gura's aqua nails

>>41394623
just fyi no one thats a regular here ever says ‘bros’ or ‘chumbros’ so your larp is really obvious

>>41393836
Handwritten Autograph included

>>41394652
Yeah, scratching my balls

>>41394885
I'm here everyday, faggot. Try again

>>41394949
I can't believe Dino Gooba is pegging that shark

Tomorrow for sure, it will be exactly one month since the announcement and you don't simply tweet about "revving up" during a long break if you don't plan to come back soon.

>>41395222
so true sis

>>41395222
Checked

>>41395082
Go back to /#/

>>41395222
Anon see has been gone 2 months and 11 days. Remember she streamed 5 days in November then when she returned December, she streamed 4 days and was gone once aging. She has had well over a month for a break. This is not counting just before her house hunting and well after it when things did not go back to normal. Don't forget all the projects she was working on that we never did see and the merch and items for sell that was coming out the end of last year that we never did see.

>>41395489
>>41395569

>>41395569
don't forget the 2 new songs she promised us in December that we never did get to see. I hate the new Lie shark.

We should have bullied fartbuds out of the thread when we had the chance to, back when it was a single autist, now there are at least 2 or 3 fartfags posting about their disgusting fetish in every thread.

>>41395732
>>41395489

>>41395569
Don't forget her lie about her computer breaking and that was proved how she lied and faked it on stream. Some guy posted a video and recreated it in a matter of 2 minutes.

Praying for my tiny wife's recovery, whatever she's going throgh. Feel better Gura!

>>41395732
she never promised that they will come out in december, threadshit-kun

>>41395887
>>41395489

He's been at this for like, a year, and his English hasn't improved at all. It's honestly impressive.

>>41395569
>>41395732
>>41395887
oh look its the ESL menhera faggot again

>>41395887
We know she used her Go XLR for her Robot voice and then set her bitrate to high to cause lag just to get out of streaming so she would not have her manager jump on to her for not streaming.

>>41396137
Nope, Ame had the same issue with OBS before.

its so funny when he replies to himself and actually thinks nobody notices

>>41396079
Don't you dare put me in the same category as him. I posted about the songs and nothing more.

>>41395732
Unfortunate timing, think about how full of content this year will be since we'll get to see ALL those projects she had to delay or cancel last year, right Chumbros? Her backlog must be huge, right?

>>41396266
does not change the fact that you are the same kind of faggot he is

>>41395809
Bullying doesn't work.

finana must be his oshi with how much he’s crying

UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

>>41396225
She may have but gura did it to get out of working that day. There is proof. Plus there is a audio recording of her talking about it and how Gullible you guys are. I could post it, she did not know the person was recording or that they give me a copy.

>>41396515
is this really fun for you?

lol

>>41396515
good morning sirs

>>41396283
I don't think we will ever get to see it, I don't think she will hardly stream this year or at all. I am not saying this to upset everyone, but I do think this may very well be her last year, she just needs to make it to her birthday for a big cash grab.

>>41396448
Is her 3D thing flopping or something?

That's it, I'm gonna redeem

>>41396690
NO SIR DO NOT REDEEM

>>41394652
In my bumhole

>>41396690
DO NOT REDEEM SIR, I SWEAR I HAVE ALL THE PROOF

>>41396668
Yeah check out /#/. They use Gura to deflect whenever a Niji flops. This guy must be upset with the turnout.

>>41396515
Anon, those voices aren't real

>>41396591
In a way I like picking on Gura getting her upset when she reads this and people send her the screen shots, I have a shit load of stuff that is not out yet that she would fall back dead if it got posted. Gura knows what she did and her day will come but holding off to just the right moment.

I ACTIVATE DINO GURA CARD

What if gura jumped off a building?

>>41396674
Skrtrrrttttttt
*bbfffddd*
‘Glowie down’

>>41396882
What if Gura jumped on my dick?

>>41396882
I'd dampen her fall with my cock

>>41396834
well, compared to that mindbroken ESLsubhuman you are at least kinda funny

This larp is even cringier than regular larps. Impressive.

>Coming into another girls general to cope
Sad

Musky slit.

>>41397003
we may one day get someone who is not bluffing like we did them 2 other times after that it's been hot air.

>>41396882
She'd grow wings and fly away

>>41396591
I don't care if it's the thread shitter who replies or someone who did it in the past, but does trolling on 4chan/any social site bring you any joy?
Like I get the entertainment from making someone I know annoyed but random strangers I have no connection to brings me little to no entertainment. It might get a chuckle out of me one time but to do it for multiple months I just don't get.

shark child good
shark child bad
shark child drives me mad

Oh nyo~

>>41397156
They like to imagine how annoyed people are. Really.

Number monkeys that can’t keep their deflection contained to /#/ are the worst.

What CCV will Gura's return stream get? I'd say 40k easy.

damn, deleted already?

>>41397428
We don’t care, ask /#/

have you guys been seething for an entire month? holy shit what goes on here?

>>41397287
what as in they imagine its someone they know who gets annoyed at them and they laugh it out afterward, or they paint a picture in their head about how the person they annoy is pulling an angry german kid reaction at their desk.

The threads were pretty peaceful today before he showed back up.

>>41397709
Mostly the second one. I don't think these people have any friends. See? I just did it to them.

>>41395809
why are you calling Gura's farts disgusting? Why do you hate Gura?

>>41397756
I'm impressed we made it through the morning and afternoon comfortably.

I’m gonna marry Gura and you can’t stop me.

>>41395887
imagine not believing Gura.

>>41396137
schizofaggotry.

I posted a nude of Gura on B in the cheaters thread go look and see if you can guess which one is her.

>>41397980
it seems, knock on wood, that most antis have gotten a bit bored so have moved onto more generous (you) farms

>>41396861
I banish all 3 ebis straight from my hand in order to summon Gawr, Shadow of Atlantis. When Gawr is summoned her name on the field becomes Gawr Gura and I am able to use any monsters with the same name from either side of the field as materials to summon Gabby, Citizen of Atlanta from my extra deck. I use your dino Gura and my Gawr to summon Gabby, who banishes all water-type monsters from the hand or graveyard of my opponent.

>>41396515
haha bye faggot

>>41398093
Imagine believing a lie shark.

>>41398243
the last image posted was 20 mins ago, at least contribute to other threads if you're going to shitpost

>>41398331
Bye to who? Don't name call gura.

>>41398450
I don't think it was told how long ago anything was posted.

>>41398450
gonna delete this and that since I am drunk

Well im bored replying to the ESL schizo have fun. He’ll be here coping over Finana for hours.

*pfffffffffffbllllrrrrrooorrrtl*

Do you think Dino is good at chess?

>>41398745
no but she tries her best and that’s all that matters

that's a lot of deleted

Think Gura's brother ever had to use the bathroom after Gura took a big stinking shit? He got to smell it, and I don't think that's fair.

UUUUUHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUNNNNNNY
too lazy to get new images

>>41399460

Gura, could you release your new song for us while you're on break? I know it's ready by. It'll hold us over until you come back and get people talking about you again

Has anyone recorded her lines from the paid quiz yet?

>>41399591

>>41399701
please continue.

>>41399701

>>41399698
>Has anyone recorded her lines from the paid quiz yet?
Anon that's not how it works. There are no lines, there will only be three custom ones created per branch for the raffle winners

>>41399832

>>41399953

>>41399940
Has anyone recorded those yet? What about the Gura-related quesitons, is there a list of those anywhere?

>>41400047

I'M AT WORK I CAN'T GOOM

got any with gura getting anal?

>>41400145

>>41400209
I CAN'T GOOM AND I MUST SCREAM

I've been listening to a country radio station for 2 hours or so. I feel a little bit closer to Gura now.

>>41400209
More importantly, Gura has NOT given goom perms today. These are all illegal gooms.

>>41400253
>>41400209
dont worry nearly done, i only have a few images downloaded

>>41400209
oh nyo

>>41400320
Gura gave me permanent daily goom permission the moment she sucked my ears in ASMR.

>>41400415

>>41400526

Someone needs to take responsibility for this erection...

Listening to other karaokes makes me appreciate Gura's taste in music more.

>>41400645
last one. no promise for the other guy though

forgive me gura i must goom without permission

>>41400745
She really broadened my horizon with her singing. I was a metal head that dabbled in prog, but now thanks to her I can enjoy citypop, jazz, country and cutesy love songs that I had always dismissed as tripe. Though sometimes her cutesy love songs make me a little sad, knowing that my relationship with her will go on unreciprocated, but that's just how it be.

hey is it chumming time?

>>41401561
Chumming perms denied.

>>41401561
you cant even reach your ding dong fatty

>>41399460
angle is a bit weird

>>41401803

>>41400440
what I don't like about this style of pictures is that there is no focal point

>>41402105
Imagine getting 4 lewds in 1 and complaining about it

>>41402105
Retard????? It's multiple pictures, and why do you need a "focal point" in the first place? You want an excuse to look at the image less? Fuck you.

Gura is way too chunky in some of these pics. Do all of you have a fat fetish?

>>41402236
I don’t see you posting goom images

We need more Dino OC

>>41402657
WHENEVER GEEK JACK WANTS TO SEND IT

>>41402236
that's baby fat dude. It's a sign of youth and fertility.

How can (you) compete with this

>>41402745
SORRY LET ME PROPERLY POST IT.
WHENEVER GEEKHACK WANTS TO FUCKING POST MY SHIT THAT I ORDERED HALF A YEAR AGO

>>41402657
fake candles, supergay, you ain't summoning shit.

>>41402236
I really like the soft juicy Guras

We chumming tonight?
>>41389550
Nice to see someone else did the 1st post while I was away

the queens of no streams

>>41403668
Where's Ayame?

>>41403668
aqua… marine… ayame… laplus…

Is Gura still drinking chai tea? I am drinking some and thinking of her

>>41403668
My wife and my wife's wife/my concubine

>>41404505
Same desu but redbull instead

Making pasta tonight

>>41404518
Your wife looks just like my onahole.

>>41404679
Energy drinks are taste gross to me. Do you drink it for the taste or energy?

>>41404863
>are taste
Oh no now I sound like the ESL schizo

>>41404863
They taste like shit to me too and I don't even get any noticeable energy boost from them either

>>41404863
Try cherry lemonade Bang®, it's tasty. Make sure it's the white label, though, the black label variants literally taste like vomit.

>_master1200
Imagine saving all these Gura lewds but you're too fucking stupid to navigate Pixiv, so you save all the low quality, reduced size previews instead of the actual pictures. I knew most of you guys here were retarded, but even I expected better of you than this. You dissapoint me almost as much as Gura does.

It's embarrassing to see people still defending this clearly emotional whaleshark. Spoiler. She's old as fuck and pregnant so taking a few months.

>>41405218
Hes probably saving the reduced size so he can post it shitposterchama.

>>41405218
I save the masters for posting here easily since the full size images are too big most times.

Hello /#/ tourists. Let me guess, Finana’s stream is done?

>>41405429
Why do you know anything about her? Go back.

>>41405484
I see you guys deflecting to Gura. It’s ok to take an L. Just don’t stoop to posting in a girl’s general to cope.

>>41404863
Gura's piss is the best energy drink

stream when?

>>41405879
Right now in my mouth

numberniggers tongue my anus

I'm genuinely confused as to who or what people are talking about.
This is a Gura thread.

>>41406834
Some Niji stream flopped, causing shitposters to come in here. That’s about it.

>>41407038
Niji's act like whores and collab with males, then wonder why their numbers are low lol. It's that time of the day again, time to jerk off to Gura lewds. pls hornypost.

>>41408436
That's gabby

hoocha

>>41408546
i know i know.. but look at her butt, don't ya just wanna dip your finger in there and take a sniff?

>>41393836
They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others.

You wouldn't have sex with a... you know? Right?

>>41405293
Proof?

>>41408667
i need to breed it.

My pp can't take anymore. Please stop this, I implore you!

>>41408667
a 9000 year old shark girl? sure i would

Hoocha
>:3

most of my lewds are too big to post

>>41408745
It's just a shitpost

I want to push her down and sex her stinky bits.

>>41409102
compress them

>>41408730
>>41408942
>>41408942
>>41408745

Shark cunny T o T

>>41409253
nyo

>>41408667
This child? YES

Gura, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone

>pees on you

When gura's on first take but she's talking to about sports and not singing

>>41398745

>>41409667
> those ayy lmao fingers
george phone home kek

>>41409504
That's my penis inside of her.

Gurass

>>41410040
Smell check

I NEED HER PUFFY CUNNY NOW!

Why do you guys always do this before I have to go to work?

>>41397236
First time I saw this drawing I was really drunk and it made me cry so hard I puked and immediately passed out.

>>41410449
sowwy

>>41410449
Nothing wrong with a quick goom before work right?

>>41410578
I can't, I leave in 15 minutes. I already have my bullet proof vest and gear on.

>>41410785
oh nyoo

>>41410449
Fire one off right now.

Chumbie can't goom right now, aww.

>>41410449
Gives you motivation for the day.

You bastard, do you enjoy making chumbies goom?

>yesterday or the day before I posted a hypothetical about trapping Aqua and Gura in a room together for 24 hours
>pic related today https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1616639479946838016
do I have powers?

>>41409760
>>41408660
>>41402861
>>41402657
>>41398745
>anon plays with stuffies
huhaha

I only like and watch Gura

alright thatll do for now
>>41411038
i have more but they're not compressed lol

>>41410449
2nd shift?

>>41411115
You're like freddy krueger but with rape powers.

>>41405879
March. The week of Holofest

>>41411220
Nah I'm a vampire.

>>41411115
I remember that post

>>41411158
wrong last one lol

>>41411158
God I just want to eat her out. Sure, sex would be great and all, but I really want to get her scent and juices all over my face. I want her hands to try to push me away while her orgasm takes over her body, just so I can hold her in place and overstimulate her with my tongue and my fingers.

Why are chumbies so horny?

>>41411136
This but unironically.

>>41411136
Round gooba is the best

>>41411428
She's the perfect mix of cute and sexy with a voice and teasing personality that'll make you coom.

Okay please no more lewdposting until I finish work. I feel like I'm going to explode.

>>41411780
Ignore this soundpost.

>>41411780
More lewdposting? Sure thing buddy.

AMBATUKAM

>>41411780
You can always ask for a break :)

>>41412136
This will be the next meme Gura references
https://youtu.be/rV5ynCW-kVw

>>41412555
This is a meme? I don't understand this shit.

>>41412661
yeah it came from people using the source for zoom bombing i think

>>41412177
I don't goom at work!
...anymore

are chambabooey always this horny?

Goomed, put my Gura tulpa over the top of this very talented lady MISM 214. That bit where they choke her out till she loses consciousness and wakes up again all clueless while they were in the middle of fucking her, hottest thing I've seen all month. This is our future Gura, once we marry. I will train Gura to become a waterbender just like this girl.

>>41414483
No. I remember when we were all yesmen, bait, and samefags. Better times.

>>41408730
Is she ever going to buy that KU100? Probably not, right?

>>41415304
I will NOT stop gooming until Gura comes back. I'm fine tuning my body to goom 6 - 7 times a day to Gura lewds. Every drop to make her better and give her energy to come back stronger. I don't care what it does to my T count, I don't care if it saps my energy, my biceps only become bigger, my fitness and breathing only get better. I am a device of goom, built for only one single purpose.

>>41415244
Sounds lovely

>>41414483
Yes. And the limiters haven't even been fully released.

Maybe i should start taking Levitra or Cialis or something for my Gawr Gura goom sessions. That on top of the testosterone I'm also taking should help me give her enough energy to come back to us.

>>41390980
Give it a rub for me I couldn’t afford one

MY Goob.
MINE.

Gura, please stop lying.
You're so afraid of confrontation or dissapointing us, but by keeping it a secret, you're just hurting everyone. It's so obvious you have a seperate life outside of all this and it's cruel and dishonest to try and make it seem like you don't. I know you're a good person and you probably just want to make people happy, but this is wrong.
If you care about us at all, then you should be honest and let those of us whom it would bother knowing the truth leave and move on. I think you'll be so much happier and less stressed if you let us know, even indirectly.

>>41416632
Feel better menherabud

>>41410473
That is a powerful smol Gura drawing so I can’t blame you

>>41416632
Seriously, feel better.

>>41393836
>>41408660
Wow, you guys are so cool. Guns!!!

>>41416632
Get well soon menherabud.

>>41416573
My post.

>>41416632
I don't care about her life outside of Hololive but it's clear she was just burned out/sick of streaming but kept using the sick or projects excuse. She really did fake all those PC problems just to get more time off. I just wish she was honest and told us that

>still trying

Menherabud replying to himself is sad to watch....

Don't

>>41416632
except she's not lying. The information you have is incorrect.

>>41416462
you can always order the chink one that looks like it has downs

Sex with a fembud.

>>41417323

you're just embarrassing yourself. We've been busy having fun, hornyposting, gooming. No one gives a shit about what you have to say.

>>41411134
Yes.

>>41417430
kek

>>41416632
>>41417208

>>41417818
a true thespian

>>41417818
This is your reply whenever you have no argument. You lose, I win.

>>41417448
Nice mound T o T

uh oh larper is getting hissy

I see our laugh stock is back again

>>41417357
She is lying. She was not sick all those times she was taking breaks. Gura was just burned out and hated her fans but instead of telling the truth, she made a bunch of excuses

>he thinks he's having an arguement

>>41418172
No. Every time she has taken a break, she fully explained a reason for it. Case closed. By not understanding this you make yourself look like an idiot. That's why we're all laughing at you. She didn't lie because she didn't need to lie. It's very simple.

>>41418309
I fail to see why you are still replying unless you are samefagging. So have a dino gura.

I think Gura

liar larper you’ve been doing this for over a year now. no one cares

>>41418309
Yes, she fucking did lie. She has been caught lying in the past. Believing everything she says makes you a retarded yesman. You want me to list all the shit she lied about?

My life reps are kicking my ass

>>41418406
Sorry. Thank you. Thing is, i see idiots, and I feel the need to correct them when they're wrong. If I can refute a stupid idea they have, then maybe they won't use that stupid idea again.

now i'm bored of him. do not reply to me again faggot.

>>41418567
Ganbatte Chumbers
>>41418580
Yeah it’s best to let the ill have their episode than give them attention

>>41418580
You're the idiot if you think that will stop them from being retarded.

I just wish... she was honest with us... my chumbros.............

>>41418725
we're in a post-fact age, where being right about something, having facts to back it up, and refuting the central point of an argument no longer work. Hence trannies and retards like this fuckin goofball.

lmao chumfucks will never know that Gura im blue dab o dee dab o die dab o dee dab o die dab o dee dab o die
stay ignorant then, fags. I tried to warn you.

>>41418725
If he samefags so what, he's just gonna say the same thing and it'll be obvious as usual. Just let him have his mental episode and get bored of it.

>>41418947
MODS???

>>41418947
no...

i miss gura

>>41419224
Aim better.

I fardded

>>41419287
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>41419459

>>41418580
"Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their fingers or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them."

>41416632
This is my only post.
I don't give a shit about (you)s. I want her to like streaming more and if she was honest about what's really been going on, even on her other account, she'd feel way more relaxed and those who would be bothered by the obvious truth would be set free.

>>41419287
the dinos

>>41419585
Worry not, I am well versed in the words of our comfy uncle. I should have heeded them better and not swallowed the bait.

>>41419287
Holy shit thirty dinos

>>41417448
C'mon jannie, be reasonable bro, there is nothing wrong with this image. I'm glad it was only a warning, but c'mon man. Just chill and relax and have a good night, don't need to go stamping about, this image is safe for work. Just chill.

>>41419897
That was only deleted because the larper reported it. The whole thread has Gura lewds still up lol.

>>41420011
god what a fuckin faggot.

>>41420095
*the larper, not the jannie

>>41420162
Both, dysgenic elements that deny cunny.

Chumbies were horny today I see T o T

>>41420633
>today

girl

>>41420874
imagine what those shorts smell like.

>>41420633
>were

>>41420874
God... she's so spankable..

>>41420633
out of 10

>>41421076

...Pardner.

>>41421368
Howdy!

die thread die
oyasame bud needs to say goodnight

>>41421368
i wanna be a cowboy…

>>41421622
BAYBEE