/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>revv up the shark-beam
>*nothing happens*
uhh, thanks gura very cool

>>41327335
Spoiler: that isn’t her tweeting

>>41327335
Oy Vey!
You are stealing a catch phrase!

>>41327335 >>41327421 >>41327434
Sadly its definitely her. Its referencing a TikTok meme. "Day in the life of a true brexit geezer"

21-01-2023

Just read the quirky tweets and keep buying her merch

>>41276653
Kek

>>41327904
>Sadly its definitely her. Its referencing a TikTok meme. "Day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
The fuck.

>>41327335
Manager san with the cringe ass tweet.

>>41328785
>>41328785
fixed it (I don't even know why so many of them are orange)

I appreciate any communication from her, and the recent couple within a few days makes me think that she's in high spirits. I bet she's feeling better.

>>41328785
Why does left look live evil incarnate?

>>41328785
>literally the smiler and the beast. It's uncanny.

>>41329113
Yeah yesman except she really doesn’t give a fuck about you enough to actually do anything more than tweets

>>41327335
Either 21st or 28th. Need to overlap NijiEN 3D debut after all

>>41329839
>democrats like guy with le smile
>republicans like a guy who looks like le tough
>this is consistent going back 50 years at least
Uncanny indeed.

>>41327335
some people said it's a reference to a meme happening right now I don't fucking know, I'm too old to pay attention tot these things

>>41327335
>I'm on an indefinite hiatus after speaking with management.
>WHY ISN'T SHE STREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

>>41327335
>gura can't stream
>"why can't she at least send a tweet every once in a while?"
>gura tweets
>"why can't she at least stream every once in a while?"
op is a moron

>>41327904
PITCH IS LOOKIN LOVELY TODAY LADS

Sorry bros, I'll be giving her a career-ending pregnancy the day before she returns.

>>41331203
Only an ESL mongrel like you would misinterpret such easy english what he means is that if she has the ability to spam tweets than she most definitely has the ability to do more than that and yet she refuses because she knows chumbuds are low test yesman and that includes you SEAchama

>>41327335
Imagine if Pomu had been the one given Gura's model instead. Pomu who just inhaled a ton of bleach but is still streaming right now anyway. Pomu is very driven to work. They made a huge mistake not picking her up back when she applied to Hololive. Now they have forever lost her and it will be the killing blow that kills Hololive once and for all.

>>41331721
Sure she can stream a lot, but she doesn't have half the talent.

>>41331721
>Killing blow
Hahahaha, you should at least know that Kiara is in the same league as Pomu. They're basically cut from the same cloth.

>>41327335
>day in the life of a true chumbud geezer
>wake up and tweet my wife gura
>my lil princess isn't she cute and funny
>time to jerk off to goombus
>rev up the shark-beam wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>quick stop at danbooru and load up those tags
>/vt/ looking lovely today lads
>just a bit of shitpost
>falseflag makes 42-days-without-stream better
>pop down /ggg/
>good ol thread look at that
>gura didn't stream, lovely
>pop down and groom a couple of 2views with the lads
>and finish up rewatching gura karaokes

>>41333028
Get your camera out of my house

>>41327335
rev up the shark stream.

>>41333028
Sounds miserable

>>41331786
What talent does Gura have?
Acting retarded?

>>41336326
making you seethe apparently

>>41335659
Especially since last time I looked,
/ggg/ was filled with a bunch of cunny jokes. I’m all for making generals and spamming them with sex jokes in order to mock a vtuber who won’t stream, it’s based as shit. But I’d rather watch other people do it as a way to vent their frustration than be the one frustrated enough to do it myself.

>>41336326
Pandering to low test mongrels

Like yeah she’s tweeting thats cool, but shes only tweeting nonsense, just so management stops bugging her about it. Like she could tell us how she’s feeling, how much she misses her fans, literally anything coherent. Chumbuds are grasping so hard at anything they can get.

>>41331203
>>"why can't she at least send a tweet every once in a while?"
this is why we've been getting all these shit tweets
she /here/ confirmed

>>41328785

>>41330794
Hiatus for "health reason" but if she start spam twitter with retarded shit like this she clearly not that ill so she should either start streaming again or fuck off for good.
She has fucking obligations as a public figure

>>41327335
>whey
A shark roided beyond all reasonable limit incoming.

>>41327335
how about revving up a stream? oh wait...

No delivery...

>>41327335
>a twitter space would do
yes Op, keep on asking something that will never happen.

>>41327335
Her boyfriend doesn't let her stream he's as possessive as a discord mod

>>41329633
be honest, you already know why

She said she would use Twitter more to communicate with fans but it’s just been incoherent babbling and merch shilling that no one can have any meaningful comment for.

>>41328785
I see Jimmy Carter and Ted Kennedy

>>41327335
>wheeyyyyyy
Sounds like she's talking about whey protein. She's been hitting the gym fr fr, probably got a clit bigger than my dick now and biceps the size of cantaloupes

imagine being a chumcuck, she had all this thrown into her lap and shes squandering all of it

>>41328785
jesas

>>41327335
So did management put a boot up her ass and tell her to tweet or she's fired? Why the sudden shitpost spree?

>>41331721
> Pomu who just inhaled a ton of bleach
What the fuck happened?

dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJGhHmF5nUs

>>41328318
There will be no stream. She doesn't give a single fuck. The tweets are fake. Cope and seethe chumfuck.

>>41327335
>whey
Is Gura getting swole so she can stream more for chumbuds? Which flavor do you think is her favourite? Also, how much can she bench and squat? Surely once she gets /fit/ she will no longer have health issues.

>>41328785
Of fuckingcourse the left one gets AOC's horse teeth

>>41329113
Go watch Phase or Idol, cuck

>>41333028
Kek

>>41355531
The part where she shits in your mouth because your taste cannot improve from there

>>41356010
thats hot

>>41327335
Soon!

>>41327335
4chan is not your alternative Twitter account. Go back.

Y'all are just jealous that she gets paid to shitpost while you do it for free.

>>41358987
>Y'all
Yep. This a chumbud post.

>waaaa why is gura shitposting
because if she doesn't her account will be deleted for inactivity, idiots

>>41344766
she's too high to make real tweets.

>>41333028
yeah me

>>41327335
long covid

Thanks for the tweet, mane-chan.

>>41343489
This is why Ina was right to go radio silent for months.

>>41331721
No doubt holoen would be an unstoppable juggernaut in that case. They could have had members of nijien who actually liked idol shit and can sing and dance. Instead they hired some normie wigger and depressed menheras.

>>41343489
Stick to tendieposting, anonchama.

>>41327335
Because she's dead, she passed away. Managent is using her twitter to sell merch

>>41365561
Is it really?

>>41327335
The only thing she’s delivering is a shit sandwich

>>41365933
Ina went radio silent because she hates her fans.
Gura is, at the very least, letting us know that she's not dead, which is a marginal improvement. Would be nice to get more substantial tweets though, even if it's just something like "just ate a mcnuggies happy meal lol" or some other mundane shit.

Mane-chan, ganbare...!

>>41327904
gura 100% got impregnated by some british dude and is in the middle of maternity leave

>>41333028
>danbooru
unless you actually pay for danbooru gold you won't see shit

>>41370282
Yeah with me

>>41327335
Q-q-q-quality over quantity!!!!!

>>41370282
>10th letter of the alphabet lives in UK
HOLY SHIT ITS REEAAALLL

>>41329839
This comic was so pretentious

>>41327335
>Please gura even a twitter space would do
Gura forgets her fans even exist. So why on earth would she hold a twitter space?

>>41369747
Nah, either way faggots will see the worst in them.

>>41328785
the anglo beam

>>41366503
Nobody cares pomu