/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this stream is cursed already

Hermanito's poopsocks

What are the chances one of his school mates recognize this story?

THIS
FUCK THAT VESTIE

commandments doko, bakers step it up

This one.

TEMPUS LOVE

>>41305915
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

TEMPUS LOVE

>>41306012
AMEN

>ain't nothing wrong with washing your poophole
MY GOD HAKKA

Lol, the context doesn't make it any better.

>wipe endlessly
yeah i'll just spray some water and use 1 square to dry it instead

>>41306012
Amen

What is his problem?

>everyone choses the non-Vesper general
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

what are your high school secrets MANS? spill the beans

Vesper Noir I wish you a very get help for your mental health issues

>>41306012
Amen

If someone hasn't already, then someone needed to do fanart of Hakka in an LatAm school uniform yesterday.

>>41306067
blindchama...

Altare LOVE!
Magni LOVE!
Axel LOVE!
Vesper
Bettel LOVE!
Flayon LOVE!
Hakka LOVE!
Shinri LOVE!

>>41306078
Iused to sneak into the teacher's bathroom because those are the cleanest, only got caught once

TEMPUS LOVE
>>41306012
Amen!

Cute Bird!

>>41305915
Live now:
>Altare Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgGv05C1QQ

Upcoming:
>Shinri Zatsudan 01JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovM1GLZIpY
>Flayon Ghost Train 06JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0RcmLnpqU

>shove into the locker
???

>>41306010
Tempus Love!

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>hakka had to break out of a locked room's window

Hakka really is an anime protag of a mexican dub anime

>>41306033
Why do you hate me?

>>41306114
LOVE

>>41306149
thank you anon chu~*

>>41306163
A fucking Tempuracrat...

Fuck Vesper(without love)

True, the teachers' toilets are always clean

>>41306080
graduate

>>41306067
but Vesper is in this OP as well retard

>>41306033
>>41306163
Based and based

hermanito is so cute...

Tummy hoort

>>41306149
Thanks

Remember all those idiots who sold their Hakka coins during the debut night because of his voice?

>>41306163
What's the name of the little guy holding Axel up?

>>41306217
He's so small and pathetic I barely noticed him there, Good

social battery low

LORE DROP...?

>>41306250
Me....

THE "WORD" ELYSIUM

>>41306250
I remember, one of those idiots was me, I saw the wrong of my ways

>The word ELYSIUM means sitting down while peeing

MINECRAFT HOMIE FINALLY

HAKKA LOVES MC
HAKKA LOVES MC
HAKKA LOVES MC
HAKKA LOVES MC

>i love minecraft
YES YES AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did david gao say?

Minecraft hermanito

>>41306250
Never sell during debut and the first week. That's how all my investments have skyrocketed.

>>41306374
"I would rather die standing than pee sitting down"

Might as well link this here
https://files.catbox.moe/ompscv.psd

>>41306374
He cited Veggitales.

>comfy leader and hakka chat
>comfy shinri chat
i can't choose..

>>41306152
Bro stop that...

>>41306382
el maincra

Did Vesper address why he wasn't in the full Tempus collab in his zatsu?

Hytale never...

Altare really hit the jackpot with VG didn't he?
Minecraftbuddy, dilf, someone who is ignored just like him and a new toy to break

ALL IN HAKKACOIN

The 2b2t streams...

>>41306414
Sorry Irystocrat, my bad

I'm glad Altare isn't just stuck with the autism from Flayon and can have proper convos with another fanboy in Hakka

>>41306428
Social anxiety hort

thats kinda cool

Tempura hunger games would be kino

I CAN TOUCH LEADER IN MINECRAFT

are we still getting raided by americans?

>>41306078
One day I found the vending machine refilling guy left his key in the machine, so I took it and brought it to the shop class and me and a friend filed down a small metal tube that was the same width with the same grooves, then I replaced the key.
Never paid for a soda or snack again.

>>41306428
Was "too busy being a tourist" and "it's too much people"

Can they do like a simulated kingdom with boys as the king and viewers as the followers?

>got perm for MC fan event
LETS GOOO

>>41306428
yes
Watch the zatsu and make up your own mind. It's very early on.

THEY GOT THE MINECRAFT HUNGER GAMES PERMS?

Not sure how I feel about Altare getting Hakka into Minecraft. Minecraft is literal crack cocaine to Hispanics. This man will be playing MC non stop every day

>get ready to be activated my friend
THEY ARE

>get ready to get activated
altare's going to fuck the birb

>>41306471
Hakka is for hugs, Flayon is for fugs

Oh, him and Magni have been wanting to do something like that with viewers for a long time, nice.

>>41306428
Sorta. From what I could understand from his ramblings, he was at Cover HQ and failed to communicate to JP staff that he has a collab, so they loaded him with some tasks.

>he doesn't know

>>41306516
>All those Vesper posts
Yes.

Altare and Magni BASED

There's a mod that removes names and chat so I'm guessing they'll use that to avoid yabs?

>>41306552
SLEEPER AGENTS

>3 am la hora de Diablo
THATS SO FUCKING GOOD

he'll get raped at 3AM...

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.
THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE LORD OF LORDS

THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

THE TALLEST OF THE TALL

CHADKKA THE EXORCIST
APEXPREDATORkka the MASCULINE
GRIPkka the CRUSHING

INSURMOUNTABLEkka the UNSURPASSABLE

INDOMITABLEkka the UNYIELDING

AESTHETICkka the BEAUTIFUL

SWOLEkka the RIPPED

TANKkka the RESOLUTE

PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGkka the INTIMIDATING

GLAREkka the DOMINEERING

JUGGERNAUGHTkka the UNSTOPPABLE

DISCIPLINEDkka the ENLIGHTENED

ZENkka the SPIRITUAL

POTENTkka the VIRILE

ALMIGHTYkka the INVINCIBLE

VALORkka the DAUNTLESS

IMPERIOUSkka the DOMINATOR

INVICTUSkka the ETERNAL

MAELSTROMkka the TITANIC

QUAKEkka the SPACE-TIME SHAKING

COLOSSUSkka the LEVIATHAN

BEHEMOTHkka the MASTODONIC

MONSTERkka the TERRIFYING

LORDkka the KING

DEITYkka the CHRIST

CRIMSONkka the LEGEND

SUPERNOVAkka the TRANSIENT

KKACHAD THE HA

HACHAD THE KKA

KKACHAD THE CHAD

KINGCHAD THE LORD EXORCIST

THE CHAD OF CHADS

BANCHAD CHADZOIN

CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER CHADKKA

3 AM LA HORA DEL DIABLO

LA HORA DEL DIABLO

LA HORA DEL DIABLO

LA HORA DEL DIABLO

HAKKA LOVE

Altare is so happy right now TT

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
I CAN'T CHOOSE AAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovM1GLZIpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovM1GLZIpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovM1GLZIpY

God Hakka is so fucking quotable

TWO REALLY GOOD STREAMS ON THE TELLY AAAAAAAAAA

WHO DO I WATCH WHO DO I WATCH

VG are bringing the happiness out of HQ again arent they. TEMPUS VG LOVE!!!!!!

I LOVE HAKKA

Kroniichiwa!

>>41306650
I just knew they would hit really well together because Hakka is also a chunii that can enable Leader.

CUTE RP CUTE RP CUTE RP CUTE RP

I CANT CHOOSE EITHEER WHO TO WATCH AAAAAA

I love that theyre having normal conversations and dipping into kayfabe

>>41306689
No wonder Vesper is so sad, he needs a VG boy to cheer him up

Leader spoke so fast just now, Hermanito is making him really excited.
Cute

TemPurple is slowly becoming TemBlurple. Just need to see how the Altare x Bettel interactions are like.

>>41306516
their entire discord is here, come back in a few hours, they'll get bored, eventually

>>41306699
Tempus onahole

>>41306728
shinri.... please.... collab with this man...

>multiple guilds
Ayo?

Oh boy! Time for medication!

God I fucking love how Hakka just plays in Altare's dumb demon shit without hesitation, what a good boy.

>I'm a hoe-lostars
what did hakka mean by this?

>>41306744
These Vespies in denial are hilarious

>too poor to afford food so eats corn chips for lunch
>gets bags of milk from government assistance programs
>has to use his socks to wipe his ass because can't afford toilet paper
Poverty hermanito...

>>41306728
he will keep ghosting them

leader's so happy now, i love hakka

>>41306757
Kronii is a dignified lady not an onahole

>>41306777
Oh he saw the villain guild ideas from months ago, it makes sense

>>41306757
Vesper doesn't share sadly

>>41306786
He really is, Hermanito Amor!

THESE GUYS ARE SO CUTE
My new bantare...

>THE MOST EXPENSIVE NUT

>>41306777
Yeah, like the villains one.

>>41306816
>>41306844
>Thinking Tempus isnt actually the villain guild

Chuni bros so cute

The chuuni duo... Hakkatare... home...

God there's so many streams going on right now. Guess I'll turn on my laptop.

Axel, your chuuni bro is being stolen by the chuuni bird

>>41306891
Does Hermanito look like a villain to you?

I will watch mama for 1 hour and then catch-up with the Birbstars
(Any good name idea for this duo involving demon and exorcist?)

Do not be fooled, this is simply Hakka at work, he is approaching to get a good opportunityand WILL exorcise your Demon oshi

HAKTARECOIN GETTO

Thank God shinri is streaming

>>41306728
if he decides to get on his meds again Bettel and Shinri could be perfect for him

>metastasis
kek

>I watch the Spanish version of Breaking Bad
The News?

>>41306934
He's there to stop them, inside job

this is the first time ive ever been conflicted on who to watch

>mierdastasis
Oh lord

>>41306615
Literally Owain/Odin from Fire Emblem

That is so cursed

K-drama breaking bad lmao, animate it lmao

>>41306891
Well, one of the most prominent ideas was the one where the Villain Guild was formed by a bunch of people secluded from the world by the "Heroes Guild" but they're actually all good guys, while Tempus is a bunch of bad guys

MEAT SPACE?

K-dramas are just novellas chinos

>>41306728
Hate to say it but i would say at least altare's unhappiness is because of him. When was the last time altare mentioned his name?

A gook and a spice talk about burger television

>>41306938
Let him try... That battle will be LEGENDARY!

K-Drama Breaking Bad is so cursed

I liked Boys Over Flowers...

>Hakka white coffee
would you?

>>41306987
Oh, now that you mention it I remember seeing something like that years ago and laughing about it.

HAKKACOIN STATUS?

SHINRI DRINKS HAKKA'S POOP COFFEE

>gook and spic bonding
Is this normal?

When I was a kid, I thought peeing coffee is an awesome power because how my parents were obsessed with it

>>41307094
Meteor Garden...

>coffee beans extracted from the poo of hakka
hmm.

They are mocking Kobo....

>he wants to go to indonesia and fuck bokoboko

>they want to go to indonesia
EH HE

>>41306728
VG can't fix him.

>>41307112
Rising more and more with each passing day

>>41307150
>>41307155
NOW KISS

CHUUNIBROS TRIP TO KNOCK UP INDONSIAN SLUTS LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>41307155
Michal Jackson is in Indonesia?

>>41307058
Meat space. Where meat exists.

>>41307174
Kino...

>>41307150
He's just like me fr fr

>offtopiclewdKobo3.png

>>41307112

what is Altare doing or building in MC

shinri hates audio autists...

>>41307004
Clearly you should watch Dad Mori

HAKKA AND ALTARE LOVE

>>41307174
They should go to JP and "play D&D" with Friend

>>41307112
BUY BUY BUY

>hakkaffee
Would you buy the merch?

>>41307210
he's going home

>>41307210
Look at his pinned chat message

Hakka makes me feel so seen

>>41307210
I have no idea. I just like seeing him so happy

>>41307210
This is his bridge to Terabithia moment

They really are Tempiss and Tempoop...

W...Will you eat his poop, a-anons??

>>41307240
>>41307243
thanks, i always fullscreen so i missed it

>>41307261
kek

>>41306949
He just didn't bring them with him to JP because he was worried the strict laws about medication would get him in trouble, so once he's back home he will be back on them. It's too bad he couldn't figure out a way to bring them or get a replacement but im sure it's not that easy..

>>41307210
Bridge to base

>other cult
Huh?

Is Paradise and Utopia the same thing or are they separate regions? Altare keeps calling it Paradise but the website and now Shinri calls it Utopia

Altare saliva UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Vesper has better mental health than most of the people who post here. Makes you think.

>Kayfabe conversation... and its not cringe????
WHAT IS GOING ON

>finally someone who pays attention to my jokes
ALTARE...

>>41307345
i take my meds and still show up to work

>gag gifts first, then the actual gifts
is this real??

>>41307361
ALTARE FOUND HIS HOMIE

>>41307361
It's cringe, but they're both going into it without hesitation, so it's good cringe

>>41307364
I LOVE YOU HAKKAAAA

>>41307361
it's finally a two-way street

>>41307364

>>41307345
Unfortunately not surprising considering what site we are on.

>>41307361
Chuuni power

>>41307326
Elysium is a synonym for Paradise.
Utopia and Xenokuni are both in Elysium.

>>41307345
You think Vesper has better mental health than Axel?

>>41307361
THE POWER OF KINO CHUNNYBIOU

>>41307345
I have social anxiety but I show up to my commitments without needing meds.

>>41307361
it's really cute

>>41307364
Altare finally found a kindred spirit... cute

Altare is Judge Doom

ALTAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
HAKKA IS GOING TO BURN UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

>>41306406
>linking a psd file
WHY!?

>>41307345
I still show up to work and I provide sufficient justifications when I can't make to it
I also feel abysmally bad when my presence is really missed at workplace

>>41307427
It's almost like not everyone with the same issues is affected exactly the same way. What a concept.

>Settlers of Catan
based shinri

>settlers of catan
YES PLEASE

FLAYON IS GONNA RAPE LEADER AIIEEEEEEEE

>can we fit 8 people?
dont try Shinri. Vesper isnt gonna show up yet he'll demand you call him senpai

>flayon was the one who crashed the mech

These two make me want to draw

>>41307476
This same logic you're using here is also literally the same that enables BPD and NPD people to keep destroying their families

>>41307361
It's only cringe if you half ass something or walk it back. Being incredibly autistic by itself isn't cringe if you're confident in your autism. It transforms into incredibly based because it shows you're so passionate about something you don't give a fuck what people think, and nothing is more based than being yourself unashamedly.

SHINRI SAID THE ONE HOUR LIMIT IS UP BY THE END OF THIS WEEK LETS GO WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING WE BALLING

1 hour restriction is lifting by next week lets go

1 HOUR LIMIT IS LIFTED
OMEGA BTFO

This duo reminds me of Gura and Fauna

>>41307345
Wrong.

>>41307476
It's almost like I was the same as Vesper when I was 18, but was able to overcome my issues as an adult instead of deflecting, not apologizing and using it as an excuse. The man is in his late 30s/early 40s.

>>41307225
>vesper project
sorry it won't happen ever again cuz everybody hate vesper now

>>41307476
>anon never heard about common sense
I'm sorry for the people around you

>>41307572
>>41307576
>>41307580
But my burnin up meme...

>>41306428
He gave a fake excuse that didn't line up with the timeline of collab changes.

what is this dumb bit

>>41307210
He had to go like more than a thousand blocks away from respawn looking for an ocean biome to build his underwater base, so now he's making a nether highway back home (because traveling in nether is 8 times faster)

>>41306409
Evolve and watch both

>Shinri will pop in to talk to Altare if he sees hes streaming MC
Im so happy for leader

>>41307604
knowing shinri you'll have a few more days to use it

I can watch more suffering from my favorite clown now!

>>41307624
Pushing the envelope so both parties and the audience know just far they go

>>41307580
I'll be back for gen3

>>41307624
Training the improvisation skills for the Judge Magni stream

8 hour Bettel streams when?

Altare's not that great at longform rp but this is cute

GASLIGHTING BIRD

the streaming monster of VG...

What's the appeal of flayon?
I don't hate him, im just curious

SHINRI REALLY IS VTUBER MANLYBADASSHERO

>>41307604
You'll have to wait until April.

>>41307720
TuMmy

LEEDAH UNHINGED

they're so stupid I want to pat both their heads

>>41307720
shota

I really wanna gaslight Altare now... ToT

>>41307709
>8 hour drinking into coke binge Bettel streams

ftfy

>Altare(+Hakka) and Shinri combined have fewer viewers than Vesper's menhera superchat reading
I'm so sick of this, hard work is never rewarded

>kusogames
i really wish that kusomondays was not shut down by cover
t.sanalite

>>41307745
Tummy? What

>>41307720
The "woman" of a men only guild

>>41307720
Tummy + Robot + Voice. Like XJ9

>>41307770
hot

>>41307789
That's Magni, you dimwit.

>>41307780
at least we dont have a fanbase as shit as vespers

>>41307720
autist cute shota that's easily embarrassed

YOU CAN TOUCH MY BOOBS CUTE BRO

>>41307780
So what? Drama shit is just tourists that won't stay and support them anyways.

i'll just wait for his schedule... i'm too lazy to convert PST...

>BOOBS CAN WAIT
>MUSIC IS ETERNAL
BASED LEADER

>>41307781
Just name it differently? Just call it "Fan Recommended" or some other fake name that will sound good for management

>FORGET ABOUT THESE WHORES, HAKKA

music can wait.
boobs are eternal.

what the fuck counts as a short indie horror?

>>41307834
vesper always tends to get 3k-3.5k ccv on his superchat reading streams

hakka wins the altarebowl

HAKKA LA

>>41307876
most of the popular ones on itch are pretty short

>>41307589
Were you also stabbed by one of your parents growing up?

>winks at you

>>41307876
Horror that's Short and made by indie company, duh

ALTARE IS SO HAPPY. MY HEART.

Hakka L-ACK!

>>41307661
hope he gets stream sniped in his toreba stream and doesn’t win any toys

>>41307780
He leeched off Kronii and Mori multiple times, that's why

>>41307876
everything on manlybadasshero channel

cute birb, i like you now.
i'll watch the tempurple vod after this.

>>41307876
The name is self-explainable, are you 1digit IQ?

>turn your back to your male audience
>debut fujobaits and faggots
>die as a branch
good job, omega-san

Hakka's love for his senpais is the cutest

>>41307759
Pedo

Vesper disappointing Shinri...

So how come the new boys get a cool gen name like Vanguard but the OGs are stuck with lame shit like Headquarters?

HAKKACOIN
HAKKACOIN
HAKKACOIN

shinri has mentioned vesper the most lately...

8-man DnD...

>blackmail

>>41307935
Altare and Hakka are so cute together

Not a sociopathic reptiloid btw
TOTALLY NOT

poopy sock blackmail

I feel bad but not bad enough to change my behavior ya know lol

thats my leader

>>41308025
its like my mom and dad getting a divorce but my mom cant stop mentioning him everyday...

>>41307780
He is the 3rd most popular holo's sex doll

>>41308020
Your personal opinion

>>41308025
Shinri knows the fanbase wants it. Big daddy collab is a must-watch.

>>41308068
HAKKA LOVE

>>41308047
*7-man

>healing but slapping
what class is this?

LEADER LOVE
HAKKA LOVE

They're back huh

>slaps your ass to heal you
"You're welcome"

>>41308047
It's a nightmare. Both for players and master.

>>41307950
He already had 4-7k viewers before he ever collabed with Kronii and Morii. Part of the reason the girls don't mind collabing with Vesper, I imagine, is because he's on a similar tier to them numbers wise, so they see him more as an equal. Whereas Altare is just a 3 view for the most part.

Which is ironic because Altare leached hardcore off of Kobo to get his subs up, but none of them actually transferred over to watch his streams because he's not that interesting.

>>41308120
He didn't say Full Tempus collab anon

>>41308107
Vesper doesnt care. would rather collab with people that lose nothing ditching him than his own genmates

>>41308047
Wouldn't that take forever? Like one turn would be like 20 minutes.

>>41308150
A-ah.. /// ///

SHINRI SLAPPING ME KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he slapped ME btw

>>41307720
shota sex

DOUBTERS GET SACRIFICED

why did he have to mention him, the threads going to shit now

ALTER BACK AGAIN TO CRINGE LORD

did we ever figure out why altare is korean

>>41308184
the TRUE 8th member of tempus will join

>>41308025
I mean Vesper did give him hot sauce

>>41308188
>>41308170
HAJIMEMASHITE /#/ FRIENDS! YOU ARE ALL WELCOME HERE!

>>41308239
Genetic issues

>>41308239
No, we really gotta find out

>>41308170
can you at least get altare’s numbers right. he’s a 4view

shrini slapping my cock until it's cooked

>>41308047
Vesper already said that will never happen. He'll DM for the new boys if they want, but he doesn't want a bigger group than 4 for DnD. Hell, for streaming in general. 8 people is too many people for one stream

take you meds numberfags and relax to mama's stream

>>41308170
That and he tard wrangled kobos fans when they come to derail the streams

>>41308234
hes a vestie first before he medicates us

Alright /MANS/ you have one chance to finish the Tempus guild: name the 4 members of Gen 3 you would pick.
Keep personality, content and such in mind.

>>41308025
I swear, he was a kindergarten teacher at some point. He know how to deal with toddlers throwing a hissy fit.

>>41308234
>vesper mentions now being treated like off topic holo mentions
holy kek

>>41308289
Sometimes. But most of the time he's a 3view. Before the new boys showed up he was the runt of Tempus. So far only Magni has shown he can compete with Vesper number wise. Maybe Bettel.

>>41308289
>4 view
Hes barely a 4 view these days

>>41308301
>He'll DM for the new boys if they want
It's cute how most people didn't notice that this was just Vesper's way of saying that he won't DM for them.

>meTROcity

>>41308377
threadwatcher

>very possesive person

Ah, I see the /#/ fags arrived

I don't think Altare even mentioned Vesper's name in the past week or so, like at all...

>>41308325
>vestie first
His oshi is a JP niji

>>41308301
whenever Vesper says words like probably, maybe etc its his way of saying no/he's not interested.

>>41308405
Altnowa...

>I’m gonna say this one, I’m a very possessive person, okay? I get jealous.
yantare…

Yantare....

>>41308170
To be fully honest, Vesper played and toyed with his fanbase's feelings multiple times (multiple absences, keeping them on their toes, never knowing when it'll be the last they see of him in months or weeks) while Altare is a constant presence.
So I'd suppose that soft emotional manipulation also forces Vespies to attend on a bigger pressure, while Altventurers know Altare's VOD will be always there, probably won't be deleted and they can watch anytime at their convenience

>>41308345
https://youtu.be/r8OGpzx1ems
another singer

If we cared about #s we wouldnt be watching holostars, now fuck off

ill cum to yantare

shinri and vesper got the wrong models jesus

i still pronounce it like that...

>>41308325
>Vesper needs medication
>Vesties need medication
THEY ARE

>>41308345
Sseth
Mandalore
IronPineapple
KBash

>>41308409
They were here for a while trying to blend in. I do find it cute how easily they stand out.
Chu~

3AM sim is the only asmr I'd accept

YANTARE ASMR PLEASE ILL CUM

>>41308488
i fainted from anxiety during his suspension arc maybe i really do need meds
fuck big pharma though

>>41308345
Stamper

>>41308412
Understandable imo

>read Harry Potter before the 1st movie came out
>1st movie came out in 2001
Whoever /here/ said Shinri is younger than 30 was lying

altare is becoming an old fag

>>41308383
I mean, not trying to put words in his mouth. But yeah. He's said he's not particularly close to the new guys yet. He's basically Bocchi in the body of a 35 year old wizard.

ALTARE'S GOING GRAY

fuck off to your thread

>white hair in his early 20s
he's just like me...

>>41308412
do they actually hate each other im starting to get worried

>>41308489
"Another generous donation from the Merchant's Guild! Thank you for the superchat, I'll be sure to wire the funds straight to my underground femboy dungeon to keep them submissive. And breedable."

My hair started turning white at 23.

>>41308575
no nigga

>>41308530
haha bro just tell yourself to stop bein anxious lol. its that easy haha

>Vesper made Leader so stressed that ye got a white hair
Vesper hate

>>41308244
UUUUUUUOOOOH
GUILD ONAHOLE CAT MAID

>>41308536
He could've been 5 when it came out

megamind shinri...

>>41308575
Just awkward at best

>>41308489
lmao you'll get 4 more faggy chinks if anything, especially now that the Vesper experiment has failed

>>41308603
>vesper has white hair
>altare is getting white hair
hes just becoming vesper...

cute leader

>someone mentioning melatonin not working if youre too stressed last thread
>altare's hair going gray
its over

>>41308536
shinri HAS to be in his 40s

>>41308623
>GUILD ONAHOLE
More like the boys are gonna get BARBED

Alter will die young and it's all Vesper's the Crests' fault

>>41308345
All I can say is that their names will be based on the Southern Cross, with Acrux and Gacrux being siblings lorewise.

THE BIG CHREE

>i’m gonna build something for the new boys
>what do you guys think i should build? a guillotine? hanging gallows?
a-altare…

>>41308244
She's such a cutie. I hope we'll get some collabs again with her soon.

>he remembers the big chree

HE'S GOING HOME TO BUILD THEM A GIFT
HE LOVES THEM

>>41308575
please don't take shit from this place seriously. unironically leave if you are letting the seething fucks here get to your head

Lmao yet another SC reading zatsu, Vesties eating good today

>>41308670
That would make him way too old to read or watch Harry Potter, wrong demographic.

>>41308412
I also noticed, he completely skipped or stood silent everytime someone mentioned Vesper

EOPs...

>>41308453
I think the fact that any Vesper stream could end up archived because the man is always right on the edge, adds to the entertainment value. I don't know how long it will last, and he may kill himself on stream at some point--but the memories are slowly building up to the kind of character that people won't believe existed when you put it all in a list. He's legitimately fascinating and his arc is the most high wire act we've seen at Hololive since Haachama's horror arc.

>>41308670
I'm 34 and I read the first book when it released.

>>41308416
>NijiJP
Really? Based.
I guess I know why he's in Stars then.

>>41308781
He really isn't that interesting lmao

>no vesper mention on stream
>this thread

>>41307950
you underestimate his lack will to interact with other human being I dare say that mori magni and of course kronii beged him to do the collab
if he wasn't forsed to collab with people outside his gen, he will remaind sheltered in his world only doing zatsus and collabing with tempus HQ for the rest of his vtuber carrer

>>41308781
>Vesper is just another "high volatility high menhera high entertainment" talent like Rushia
>the one who was supposed to be the parent figure ojisan of the guild

>Building appliances for VG
kek

I wish Shinri was my vocab teacher...

>>41308845
>I dare say that mori magni and of course kronii beged him to do the collab
Holy cope vestie

>>41308865
>my real dad abandoned me
>my fake dad abandons me and is becoming an alcoholic
fuck man

I haven't been keeping up with/MANS/ or done my reps in ages why are we dogging on gramps?
I thought he was based for scuffling against management that one time.
Did he do something to fuck with the new recruits?

I love Tempurple, but it was still stupid to have 3 members share one color.

>>41308865
Rushia was great content too. Not enough chaos lovers in the HoloPro fanbase I think.

I watched the tempurple vods, they actually work really well together, like cousins that meet once a year but instantly vibe together and geek about yugioh and godzilla. Also...is Flayon really like this behind the scenes? Fuck, that makes him actually kinda cute.

>>41308453
That and altare is kind of boring. You can miss out on most of his streams. Vespers zatsus are more entertaining

>>41308891
this man has me wiggling my tongue around this damn early.. fuck

>>41308670
I'm 28 and read the first book before the movie came out.

>>41308412
I think the last time he mentioned him was before announcing his japan trip, which is last year kek

>>41308917
he raped Bettel and broke his back

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

>>41308845
I think you guys forget that one of vesper's rules is that he can't say no to a senpai

>>41308917
No one is dodging other that a bunch of schizos and tourists.
He missed the full Tempus collab for "seemingly no reason".

Pretty sure after all this Axel was down because Vesper's dumbass partied too hard, decided to say fuck the collab which pissed off Altare who is doing all he can to help the new boys, they had an argument in the group chat which ended with them changing the game and breaking the cupcake phase of the HQ boys. This lead to both likely saying things that hurt both groups and "the environment changing" which led to the sad Menshis

Flayon....dont let Altare visit you

>>41308917
He missed the most recent collab with the HQ and VG boys. Just be smart and listen to his zatsu from yesterday to form your own opinion on his reasons instead of listening to the people here, though

>>41308936
Flayon is gonna dox one of the others on stream because he will keep not checking if anyone's streaming.
On the other hand, he keeps starting his conversations with autistic noises, so maybe he'll be ok

>>41308536
I read Harry Potter when I was 6 years old. That is children's book.

>>41308917
I think most vesties are chilling right now. He isn't streaming atm and the only people bringing him up are shitposters trying to derail the thread and regular /mans/ posters who love biting bait. Hell I could be biting bait right now and not even know it.