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>> No.41287590
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>> No.41287599

Gura is a real girl...
With a real cunny...
You ever just think about that?

>> No.41287644
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Now that I made the new thread, I'm going to bed

>> No.41287707
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She's thinking about us and the noises we make.

>> No.41287748

My onahip which I call her same-chan broke into half. I used her for half a year and my heart is broken when I can't use it anymore.
Any good recommendations for same-chan2

>> No.41287755

>>41287561
I want Gura to collab with Magni, it would be a fun one.

>> No.41287759

oba gobao gob aogoa bogaobogoob gobooga bogoaob goab gobaobgaog bogogoob

>> No.41287785
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I'm the king of /ggg/.

>> No.41287861

>>41287707
She's thinking how she can make us more miserable.

>> No.41287914
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>>41287861
But I'm not miserable, I like my life.

>> No.41287929
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.41287941

>>41287861
get better soon menherabud.

>> No.41288032
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*pfffffft*

>> No.41288046
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>Watching Goob vod
>Turn dino Gura plushie so it can see the screen
I'm 28 years old, man

>> No.41288094 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.41288123

>mmmmm head empty mmmmm
What does that even mean, "I fucked my brains out" or something? Is she saying she cucked us or something? I don't even understand what she's trying to say anymore.

>> No.41288145

>>41288123
Yes. By me.

>> No.41288153

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.41288155
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>>41288046
Chumbaby...

>> No.41288205

Sucking on a fembud's prolapsed rosebud.

>> No.41288210

>>41288123
You might be watching too much porn.

>> No.41288231

>>41288123
The mind of a legitimate cuck, everyone.

>> No.41288304
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>>41288123
t. permavirgin

>> No.41288364

I still haven't gotten my Dino Gura from Geek Jack. Last thing they sent me is shipping soon TM email on the 10th.

>> No.41288406

>>41288155
Where did you find this picture of me? No one was supposed to see that.

>> No.41288492

>>41288123
my bad

>> No.41288536
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>> No.41288555

I am here to remind you that I called dibs on Gawr Gura

>> No.41288568

>>41288555
Trips of truth

>> No.41288584
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>>41288536
shark dreams

>> No.41288643

>>41288555
dibba dabba on deez

>> No.41288676

>>41288536
What stream is this from?

>> No.41288715

I wished I had a girl like Gura to bounce on my cock. Doing it alone sucks.

>> No.41288743
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>>41288715
How do you bounce on your own cock?

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>>41288743

>> No.41288926

>>41288555
Well I call 'dobs' which negates your 'dibs'

>> No.41288940
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What is wrong with you people

>> No.41289113
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>>41288940
several things

>> No.41289209

>>41288940
I only got one but I'm planning to buy one more bootleg version to customise and fit an onahole inside it.

>> No.41289228
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>>41288940
I fail to see the problem here

>> No.41289238

>>41288940
I can't believe Gura blessed exactly one dino Gura image. Why did she do it? This is like the time she blessed exactly one meet and greeter.

>> No.41289264
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>> No.41289275

Just saw her tweet on my timeline. Sounds like an ESL wrote it.

>> No.41289292

>>41289275
good morning sirs

>> No.41289358

>>41289275
Don't make fun of my wife's writing skills.

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>> No.41289598

>>41289524
Diogenes knew what's up.

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>> No.41289739
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>> No.41289751
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>> No.41289812

>>41288715
it’s off topic so I won’t post links to videos of it, but there are communities on the internet devoted to fucking your own ass

>> No.41289837

>>41289812
>>41288743

>> No.41289896

>>41289812
But can I get myself pregnant? Can Gura make herself pregnant?

>> No.41289912

>>41288940
good bye dino gura

>> No.41289937
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>>41288940
she's leaving...

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>> No.41290146

>>41290050
that's not how you take a bath you dumb fucking shark

>> No.41290167
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>>41288940
Imagine Gura clones in a tank

>> No.41290207

>>41289937
>>41289912
What do you mean?

>> No.41290251

>>41290207
>>41264130
anon packed a dino gura to send to someone

>> No.41290300

>>41288364
I am still waiting for merch to get shipped that I ordered over a year ago. You're in for a bad time.

>> No.41290308

4am thinking of gooba

>> No.41290313
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I fucking told you she's on lithium.

>> No.41290361
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>this is the communication chumbuds want

>> No.41290383

>>41290361
What do you want, an autobiography?

>> No.41290400

>>41290361
why didn't you like the posts?

>> No.41290409

>>41290361
Heh, yeah.

>> No.41290413

>>41290361
that's the highest level of communication they understand

>> No.41290438
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>>41290413
this is true

>> No.41290491

>>41290361
yes
My head is also empty, you see.

>> No.41290521
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>>41290413
>>41290361
>Hello chumbuds, today I'm feeling 4% better than yesterday.
>Hello chumbuds, today I'm feeling 6% better than yesterday.
>Hello chumbuds, today I'm feeling 3% worse than yesterday.
>Hello chumbuds, here's my weekly nutrients intake and blood exam.

>> No.41290656
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Child

>> No.41290761

Gura cum back, we have geoguessr perms now...

>> No.41290804

>>41290656
That child is malfunctioning

>> No.41290918

>>41290361
What did she mean by that latest tweet though

>> No.41290937 [DELETED] 
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Suck it fucker I'm ma see my daughter wife on stage.

>> No.41290996
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See you bud I'm ma see my daughter wife on stage

>> No.41291003

>>41290937
>>41290996
retard

>> No.41291082

>>41291003
How so I don't read moon rune

>> No.41291174
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Built for manhandling

>> No.41291175

What would Gura say about my micro penis

>> No.41291228
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>>41291175

>> No.41291231

>>41291175
Zako zako

>> No.41291269

>>41290361
She's just making a big joke out of fans and management wanting her to communicate more. She's probably thinking "Oh they want me to communicate? Well I'll pull the whole retarded nonsensical thing. That'll show them "

>> No.41291350

>>41291269
ogey

>> No.41291419
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Remember when she was messing around with her L2D model during Monster Hunter?

https://youtu.be/oJILatRARLw

>> No.41291487

>>41291419
No, i was still working at that time and missed a lot of streams

>> No.41291691
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41291691

Just goomed to Gura.

>> No.41291702

I still haven't watched any clips or VODs since she left since I know it's just going to make my heart hurt even more. I miss my wife so much man.

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>> No.41291757

>>41288364
I just got my tracking number, not too much longer hopefully

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>> No.41292063
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My #2 oshi lost her voice so now there's only my #3 oshi and we're watching Toradora tomorrow

>> No.41292129

>>41292063
anon is a whore

>> No.41292133

>>41292063
whomst

>> No.41292145

>>41292063
sluuuuuuuuuuuttttt

>> No.41292198

>>41292063
Whore

>> No.41292218

>>41292129
>>41292145
how is that being a whore when we openly talk about watching mumei, fauna, ina, jps, etc?

>> No.41292238
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>>41291748
Ngl I would instantly unload my balls just from feeling Gura's warm breath.

>> No.41292292

>>41292218
those are gura's friends

>> No.41292315

>>41292218
>we

>> No.41292333

Gura.

>> No.41292426

When Gura goes to Japan she's going to get abducted by FBK and God who will take turns tenderly loving her.

>> No.41292428

The shrimps' onomatopoeia is UUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.41292429
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>>41292333
Yeah, my shark wife

>> No.41292439
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How much sex does Gura need a day?

>> No.41292480

Would Gura be proud of me if I told her I have never Goomed to her even tho she gave gooming perms on twitter?

>> No.41292488

>>41292439
Yes

>> No.41292493

>>41292439
At least one creampie a day to make sure she's constantly pregnant with my seed.

>> No.41292516
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>>41292480
she doesn't care if you never goomed to her or if you goom to her daily. whichever floats your boat

>> No.41292637

>>41288940
Those Dino Gura will never see their friend again...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dCd08nTdUyA&list=FLuJIrlqmwmHY1upU5ChqmNQ&index=1

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>> No.41292834

>>41290361
Yes

>> No.41292836

>>41292426
hot

>> No.41292857

>>41292439
I work 12hr shifts. Sometimes too tired to even goom once per day. Gura spends less than 8hrs a day to "work"
If I had more free time I would be gooming at least twice a day.
I'm pretty sure gura masturbates all the time. Once before and after streams with the use of adult toys I bet.

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>>41292637
>

>> No.41293098

>>41291269
She's definitely coming across as passive aggressive

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Me and Gura's VA

>> No.41293198 [DELETED] 
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>>41293155
These should look like abs but they look like lumps of fat

>> No.41293207
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>VA

>> No.41293294

>>41288676
https://youtu.be/4OqdMmdmAlg?t=4346

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>> No.41293415 [DELETED] 

>>41293207
The real larp is believing that this girl has gone 2.5 years since debut without having sex.
>>41293294
Ah yes, the morning after Jay showed up during her first RFA stream and instantly killed a thousand goslings.

>> No.41293489

>>41293415
How's physical therapy going? Keeping up on chair maintenance?

>> No.41293568
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Fat fucken tail

>> No.41293620

>>41293415
>using j-chad for bait
The brapper gonna take you out.

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>>41293415
I mean you've gone longer than 2.5 years.

>> No.41294008
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>> No.41294012
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Hi chumbies!
I made myself cry tonight
Now it's your turn
https://youtu.be/kqiFEiOG7sc

>> No.41294062
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I have nothing to worry about with Gura. Oyasame.

>> No.41294129

>>41294008
Go to bed already brat! Or else prepare to get bred!

>> No.41294341

>>41294012
I'm not a little bitch like you.

>> No.41294414

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>> No.41294416

>>41294012
Is it weird that I turn gura karaoke session into my personal gooming background noise?

>> No.41294613

Prone bone mating press creampie cuddlesex with Gura's VA.

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>>41293415
If she's with Justin then what was she doing in Bieber's country 3 days before HER birthday this past summer?

>> No.41295088
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I swear we just had this loop. At least give it a small break, would you? Christ.

>> No.41295172

>>41291082
I only qas able to read arigato gozaimashita

>> No.41295204
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https://twitter.com/art_lz/status/1366322681704894464

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>>41291702
Me too man, me too...

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>>41295204
nice ass

>> No.41295329

>>41295088
He's got nothing. He's wasted a year of his life hunting spectres like a legit schizophrenic.

>> No.41295337 [DELETED] 

>>41290996
>hiatus ends right before the fest
>just 9 months since june
chumbros the pregnancy rrats are scaring me...

>> No.41295415

>>41290996
Holy shit, I gotta postpone my suicide...
Totally forgot about the fest

>> No.41295539

Fast forward to next week
"After deliberations with the talent we have decided to part ways amicably. We wish Gura good luck on her next chapter in life."
In unrelated news some hikki girl gets married to a rich CEO.

>> No.41295543

>>41295337
Don't worry buddy, I'll take care of the father. These days you can find a quick solution for less than a coin.

>> No.41295650

>>41295337
Yeah man that's how matetnity leave works. Poop out a baby and right back to work. Fuck the constant doctor visits, fuck the baby crying for hours, fuck the mother's recovery time.
Some of you are just too young.

>> No.41295728

>>41295539
that CEO is me btw

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>>41295650
I just automatically assume every dramafag is still a highschooler who thinks their shitty drama garbage HS relationships are how all people act

>> No.41295842

>>41295808
This post is dog water.

>> No.41295881

>>41295650
That's why she will stream for the fest and then disappear until her birthday, in other words 3 months or 12 weeks of real meternity leave as most work contracts say.
I've been saying this for weeks but people here easily memory hole the things they don't want to hear.
You heard it here first though, I'm looking forward to the mass suicide once my rrat gets confirmed (it will).

>> No.41295921

>>41295881
This is an image-text board, we don't hear things here.

>> No.41295943

>>41295842
case in point

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>>41295808
>>41295650
I'm pretty sure they don't even believe their own bullshit. At least for their own sake I hope so.

>> No.41296071

>>41295881
>ratt
>It's about Gura
Desperate homofag is being a nijinigger

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>> No.41296347

Threadly reminder:
>>41049868

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>>41296347
Goddamn tranny hooper and xer discord defense force, they sure love to raid this thread to shit on gura and shill her jewchuubas.

>> No.41296528

>gura fucks her bf
>gura is pregnant
so what? we do whatever the fuck we want together.

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>> No.41296959

>>41296725
I don't get it. That's the dream life right there...
Work from home playing games and sleeping whatever schedule I want... Making enough money to buy whatever figurines I want...

>> No.41297172

>>41296725
replace her shitty apartment with a mansion she bought herself and that shitty sofa with the softest bed there is, lmao she's a fucking millionaire working 10 hours/week on average

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>> No.41298354

>>41290361
That's the way she's always been and it feels like home.

>> No.41298758

teamate using us for bodycount cope again i see

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*psst* Hey you.. yea you. You know that game you really wanted Gura to play? Too bad! She played it off stream during this break. hehehe

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>> No.41298892

>>41298788
yeah I wanted her to play with my pp and she did

>> No.41298973

>>41298788
NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE SHEEEE

>> No.41299457
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Tthey wanted to get the loop out of the way early today? Why does it bother them that Gura is a virgin?

>> No.41299688

>>41299457
dunno why they bother when gura spilled she's a virgin

>> No.41299758
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goobmorning

>> No.41299923

>>41298758
>>41297172
>>41296959
Samefags

>> No.41299990
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>>41299758
Ohayo

>> No.41300047

>>41299923
how does
>>41298758
have anything to do with that?

>> No.41300053

>>41288046
I haven’t felt the amount of oxytocin I get when I cradle a dino gura plushie in decades.

>> No.41300096
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>>41299758
Huhaha gooba morning

>> No.41300118

hii :3

>> No.41300206
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>>41299758
Goomorning?

>> No.41300213

>>41300118
im gonna spank you

>> No.41300259

>>41300118
wtf Gura I love you!!!

>> No.41300276

GURAAAAAAAAA

>> No.41300283

like my tweet?

>> No.41300287

>>41300118
Goober help me... uncle sam made me get shots and now I have a fever. -_-

>> No.41300296
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>>41300118
Kiss loli feet

>> No.41300305
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41300305

hentai san desu neee~

>> No.41300310

>>41300118
>>41300283
>isreal
GURA I LOVE YOU

>> No.41300336

>>41300118
Faggot

>> No.41300352
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Unless she says something of meaning, I don't care.

>> No.41300369

>>41300118
hewwww0? aru u the real gura

>> No.41300392

>>41300352
>Gura
>Ever saying anything meaningful.
Welcome newbud!

>> No.41300400

>>41300118
GURA LET ME LICK YOUR BALD PUSSY PLEASE T _________ T

>> No.41300403

>>41300118
Marry me

>> No.41300420

MY WIFE IS AWAKE

>> No.41300423

>>41300118
hi Jenma :3

>> No.41300427

>>41300392
Imagine saying this about your own oshi and calling yourself a fan, lmao.

>> No.41300436

>>41300118
>Perfectly timed larp
what the fuck

>> No.41300452

>>41300118
GURA I LOVE YOU THE MOST!!!

>> No.41300472
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>>41300400
here you go chumbud

>> No.41300476

>>41300118
finally showing up after months of dodging us?

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>>41300118
Explain this

>> No.41300519

>>41300427
I like Gura because she's the way she is, retarded. If I expected her to do something out of character I would just watch someone else.

>> No.41300532

>>41300118
Gura you stinks haha

>> No.41300545

she's scrolling down the art hashtag probably bored
tweet something goob

>> No.41300549
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>>41300047
Threadshitter.

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Put me back on your head your brat

>> No.41300650
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>>41300283
it's a good tweet, solid 6/10. why are you usuing twitter so much lately

>> No.41300670

BREAK TWEET UNPINNED

>> No.41300697

not falling for this one

>> No.41300705

>"wheeyyyyyyy"
???

>> No.41300707

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1616071275650375687

>> No.41300711

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

>> No.41300731

GURAAAAAAAAA IS COMING BACK MY NIGGEEERRRRRR
>GURAAAAAAAAA IS COMING BACK MY NIGGEEERRRRRR
GURAAAAAAAAA IS COMING BACK MY NIGGEEERRRRRR
>GURAAAAAAAAA IS COMING BACK MY NIGGEEERRRRRR

>> No.41300738

I can feel it on my bones, return stream soon

>> No.41300742
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SAME BEAM

>> No.41300748

She tweets every day now? Ok, maybe the manager rrats are true because thats not the Gura I know

>> No.41300751

OH SHIT OH SHIT

>> No.41300768

>>41300705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ

>> No.41300791

The shark beam runs on a four cylinder. I can hear it now

>> No.41300793

Pissy slitty

>> No.41300813

GOOBERS IS AWAKE MY
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>41300670
?

>> No.41300831
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>>41300670
It's still there.

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>>41300707
I hate whoever put the idea of manager tweets in my head. Every tweet that she's posted since going on break has felt like they were written by someone else.

>> No.41300843

>millions of fans worried because you take a health break
>tweet nothing but nonsense
why....

>> No.41300878

>>41300670
stop giving people hope

>> No.41300886

Doomposting fucking N I G G E R S status?

>> No.41300895

>>41300843
See:
>>41289524

>> No.41300897

>>41300824
>>41300831
the thread would be going crazy if it was true

>> No.41300903

>>41300843
Its because she's trying to avoid talking about it, like always

>> No.41300907

>>41300843
i mean, does her post tell you she's in dire health?

>> No.41300949

TOLD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS SHE'D BE BACK SOON. GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES. AND SUCK. MY . FUCKING . COCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.41300953

>>41300839
good, i hope this tweet can torment you

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>>41300283
this one is an 8/10. you should like this btw

>> No.41300974

>>41300839
Gura did.

>> No.41300981

Gura keep tweeting

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>>41300118

>> No.41300987

4 tweets in 4 days? Who is this?

>> No.41301001

>>41300975
link me and i will

>> No.41301019

shark beam= stream of her unfiltered piss straight into my mouth

>> No.41301020

>>41300949
I'm gonna grudgepost this

>> No.41301024
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Shark soon, i believe.

>> No.41301027

>>41300987
she's revving up the tweet machine wheeeeyyyy

>> No.41301028

>>41300839
>she never once said the manager wrote tweets for her
>some retard online says she does
>omg i have to believe them
You should find a different oshi if you are thinking that

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>>41301024

>> No.41301062

she's probably coming back this week. maybe sunday?

>> No.41301086

I really want to believe that the tweet frequency means that her return is drawing near

>> No.41301100

>>41300118
Hey Gazpacho, hope to see you soon champ

>> No.41301104

My plan to have children and grow old with Gura in a lakeside cottage is coming along nicely.

>> No.41301122
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>>41301024
Absolutely

>> No.41301173

>>41301001
https://twitter.com/blaya_art

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THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY OF INTERPRETING HER TWEET OTHER THAN SHE'S COMING BACK SOON. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

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Reminder to not bite Gura in Japan bait!

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Gura liked this one because it looks like she's taking a shit, and the other one because it had a lot of dino Guras. I've cracked the code.

>> No.41301332

>>41300053
really menopause bud?

>> No.41301376

>>41301308
It's also just a pleasant angle, whoever took it knows how to take pretty good pictures.

>> No.41301423

>>41301308
Shit. I really should have got a dino gura, I fucked up.

>> No.41301488

>>41301308
and the lighting

>> No.41301542

>>41301423
I was never a buyfag but I knew I'd be mad at myself if I didn't get them

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AH FUCK

>> No.41301598

>>41301542
You made the right choice. I'm kicking myself

>> No.41301601

>>41290361
We listen to this every stream, why not? It’s cute and since when has gura made any sense?

>> No.41301627

>>41295881
>jap company has usa maternity leave
Lol
Side not you burgerstani actually only get 3 months of maternity/paternity leave? Hahaha holy fuck

>> No.41301643

>didn't get the limited edition to sniff the gura autograph
couldn't be me

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>> No.41301665

>>41301644
UOOOH

>> No.41301690
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>Gooba gaaaba gawrza! goobers goooooo!!! Goboo gobozoga.

>> No.41301729

>>41293374
Fucking brats…. Correction is needed…

>> No.41301762

GURA THIS MONTH
I BELIEVE

>> No.41301773

>>41290361
You wouldn't get it

>> No.41301872

Watch gura collab with shion on her first day haha...

>> No.41301894

I wish Gura would play more Switch Sports

>> No.41301979

>hasn't even been 12 hours since she was last on twitter and tweeted
seriously wtf is going on?

>> No.41302000

did they move the shork's meetings to a later time so she isn't fucking her sleep schedule so hard?

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Is gura really coming back?

>> No.41302078

>>41302054
As a vtweeter

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>>41302078
>already seething

>> No.41302163

>>41302125
too defensive

>> No.41302181

>>41302125
>>41302078
Wait fuck wrong thread. I want more maid gura posts though.

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>>41302054
just be a faitful patientbud
it'll happen
trust the shark

>> No.41302251

>>41302054
Nyevar

>> No.41302254

>>41302181
I knew you were a friendchama

>> No.41302297

>>41302054
Mmm nyes

>> No.41302312
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>>41302054
Yes

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>>41302163
if you're joking you should get a new joke

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>> No.41302401

>>41302367
>liked TWO dino Gura posts by this guy
What the fuck is going on here? There are lots of dino Gura posts she could like and she likes TWO by the same person?

>> No.41302416

>>41302320
you should get a new butt

>> No.41302427
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41302427

What shoul gura do for her first stream back?

>> No.41302453

>>41302427
Imouto RP

>> No.41302534

gura's cunny is so cute

>> No.41302539

>>41302427
lovey dovey kissy sexy ASMR KU100 lovenest lingerie try on stream while wearing kitty thigh highs

>> No.41302566

>>41302427
Mario Kart

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41302584

>woke up 40 minutes ago
>roll around trying to go back to sleep because it wasn't even 6am
>give up, get up, check phone
What the FUCK, was my shark sense tingling?

>> No.41302607

>>41302401
She clearly likes seeing a shitload of them together, dingus

>> No.41302641

>>41302607
Fucked up. It's like she's saying she doesn't care about you at all if you're a mere 1 dino Gura owner.

>> No.41302673

>>41302641
feel better menherabud

>> No.41302735

>>41302641
>shitposter can't be bothered to check her likes

>> No.41302750

>>41302320
Sorry again.
>>41302367
If I were this guy I would tape all of these dino guras to my body and run around my house doing cartwheels and exercising and stuff for like a month so that the plushies would have my smell and then I could tell everyone that I smell like dino gura and they don’t.

>> No.41302816
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>>41302427
members karaoke, also the fucking wallpaper please...

>> No.41302834
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41302834

I love her so much!

>> No.41302859

so, is she returning soon? did she post anything in membership at least?

>> No.41302865

>>41302427
Member ERP

>> No.41302894
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41302894

>>41302427
A shion collab

>> No.41302899

Sad news, Gura has become addicted to the dopamine from twitter notifications

>> No.41302945

>>41302427
it's going to be a unarchived karaoke
first real stream back though hopefully members' zatsu

>> No.41302993

>>41302427
Ame collab lol

>> No.41303017

>>41302945
>it's going to be a unarchived karaoke
>first real stream back though hopefully members' zatsu
Then another month off after you all send akasupas

>> No.41303044

>>41302427
She should do me.

>> No.41303064

>>41302899
Bold of you to assume that's actually her tweeting.

>> No.41303098

lets try for 100 ips

>> No.41303110

>>41303064
As someone who shitposted about manager tweets this one i can actually believe

>> No.41303161
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Sad little creatures.

>> No.41303269
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...

>> No.41303355

>>41303269
rubby rubby dino tumm... wait a minute

>> No.41303364
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>> No.41303366
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41303366

Is anyone else feeling horny or is it just me?

>> No.41303392
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41303392

>>41303269
You look familiar...

>> No.41303419
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41303419

samefagging won't help you

>> No.41303427

>>41303366
I goomed after Gura did her likes, I'm all goomed out for now

>> No.41303470
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41303470

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41303562

8 IPs to go, try harder.

>> No.41303623
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>>41303562
I'll help them to make them reset

>> No.41303644
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>> No.41303696

if gura was a centipede how many legs would she have

>> No.41303917

>>41303696
at least 30

>> No.41304129

>>41303644
?

>> No.41304188

So what's the takeaway?

>> No.41304242

>>41304188
I LOVE MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.41304270

>>41304188
I'll take sesame chicken with fried rice and egg foo young

>> No.41304313

>>41304270
That's takeout...

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>>41304188
I... I want to stick my pp inside of Gura's coin purse...

>> No.41304359

>>41304313
Don't britbongs call it takeaway?

>> No.41304381

>>41304359
I wouldn't know.

>> No.41304714

did i post here yet?

>> No.41304947

2 more ips to go

>> No.41304959

lol, of course Gura would come back right after their Japan trip.

>> No.41305021

>>41300118
Gura, let me smell your crusty cun juice stained panties

>> No.41305047

>>41304947
It's ok, I'm finally here

>> No.41305075

>>41304947
Herro

>> No.41305111

I think

>> No.41305144

>>41300843
Because, she is doesn't like being told to communicate more so she is making a mockery of it. She thinks her "retarded nonsensical" persona is funny

>> No.41305159

>>41305075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_2hEmGnzA

>> No.41305167

>>41305111
are you trying to make me angry? stop that right now!

>> No.41305195

>>41289912
>>41289937
>>41292913
I am the anon referenced here
>>41290251
and your posts have reopened my heartbreak
She's going to a good home but the pain is still there
Is this what it feels like to marry away your daughter?

>> No.41305354

>>41300987
Omega troon finally got her...

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>>41305195

>> No.41305412

>>41301028
Which holo ever would have admitted to managers tweeting for them...

>> No.41305626

what happens when you are hit by the shark-beam?

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