/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish she would give me a holojob

>>4127790
That doesnt sound pleasant

Probably because of dummies like you complaining about her nonstop. I'd resent my job too if you were part of it.

>>4127813

>>4127798
Anything with job in the end sounds hot. Handjob, blowjob, titjob, thighjob, pitjob, I assume a holojob would be equally arousing

A thread die for another one of this shit

>>4127790
What would a holojob feel like?

>>4127742
Are we really back to this timeloop? She doesn't hate Hololive as she is more and more involved in a lot of behind the scenes and collabing with JPs.
>Or is it because she knows that after she graduates interest in her music will fall hard because people cared about the character Calli and not the person behind it?
But i though all deadbeats were doxxbeats?

>>4127943
>But i though all deadbeats were doxxbeats?
If that were true her roomates channel would be at least half as popular

>She doesn't hate Hololive as she is more and more involved in a lot of behind the scenes and collabing with JPs.
Isnt that like saying I got a promotion at a job I hate? Of course Id still take it if it pays way more

>>4127939
Hollow, like Callis life

>>4127967
>Isnt that like saying I got a promotion at a job I hate? Of course Id still take it if it pays way more
Where did you get this impression she hates her job?

>>4127939
A holojob is where you put your dick inside the hollow part of her navel. It's like ecstacy for you but the girl gets ticklish as hell

>>4128005
I mean calli did say jp vtuber are garbage soo why did she even join hololive

>>4127939
Isn't a holojob where you stick your dick through a hole caused by an injury in any part of her body. I'd post pics but I don't want to go on vacation

Lets just turn this shitty thread into ghostling thread.
https://streamable.com/oebbl6
https://streamable.com/jf57gm

>>4127939
A holojob is like a blowjob but you're getting it from the remaining holocaust survivors

god i love this lazy as fuck dork. she reminds of a co worker who i fuck on a regular basis

>>4128027
Are you talking about her not liking Idols before?
She admitted that she was "jealous ho".

>>4127880
teethjob

She doesn't hate Hololive, only coco. And rightfully so I say.

>>4128284
[Citation Needed]

She's legit the worst popular EN vtuber by far so I hope she does quit, everything she says feels awkward and turbocringe in the worst way.

>>4127939
Bags of sand

>>4127939
It would be extremely painful.

>>4127880
Nailjob

>>4134255
I could say the same about your side

Watching the collab today was painful. Chicken was doing her best to be energetic, positive, and upbeat. Meanwhile this dumb wigger can barely muster out a “yah, naruhodo.”

>>4127880
part time job

>>4134468
t.deadbeat

>>4134691
She did lighten up when she started talking about Tabletop game collab so that is gonna be good at least from Mori's side.

>>4134255
>spouts some schizo shit
>gets called out
>asks for citation
go to the doctor

>>4134594
So you have none and is full of shit? Got it.

>>4127979
oh no no no

>>4127742
she is just your average american stacy

The last member streams she basically confirmed Doing the bare minimum . Was literally counting down to an hour when she could stop streaming because apparently that’s the time requirement

>>4136009
>Mori
>stacy

>>4136262
Nigga, those t1 chatting streams never last that long.

>>4136009
Anon, are you okay? In the head?

>>4127880
>job job job job
do *nglophones really

>>4128090
>2nd clip
how can my little reaper be this cute?!

>>4134814
That feels like 37.5 hours a week of soul crushing minimum wage work.

I love Calli and the person behind her, she's relatable to me

>>4142326
Are you a lazy idiot who thinks he's too good for a literal once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

>>4142507
>Mori
>lazy
And no she doesn't think she too good for the hololive when she respects her senpais more than herself.

>>4134255
literally the TT podcast which people use to shit on her so often

>>4143660
Do you have a timestamp? Anyway, thanks for actually answering and not being a turbo sperg.

>>4127790
Fpbp

>>4143707
https://youtu.be/tIU0xG-lXkQ?t=2000

>>4143835
Thank you.

>>4143908
it's a pretty long-winded story concerning her relation with Milky Queen who affected her perception the most

>>4142507
If someone has a music career of any sort they are not fucking lazy. What the fuck have you done bitch?

>>4127742
Can you blame her? She had dreams once.

>>4127742
>So did I when I had a band
just because you and your friends drove a van to different bars to play open mic nights all over your flyover state doesnt mean that you toured

>>4127742
Anon, listen..

>>4127967
They wom't outright subscribe to cursed domino, but songs like faux yakuza and gitmo get reccomended to hololive viewers for a reason.

>she hates Holo and doesn't care
>is organising an ongoing table top session with EN because she loves being a DM
Sure puts in alot of work for someone who doesn't care

>>4128284
and now she joined just to get that sweet money, like kiara saying she hates all men but now is taking that sweet red supa up her ass.

>>4134691
>chicken being energetic, positive and upbeat
More like retarded and annoying, if I had to collab with such a shit personality, I too would be grumpy.

>>4127880
stickjob

>>4148452
>music career
lmao, a bunch of spotify nigger music songs while starving isn't a career, not before Hololive.

Incidentally this is the exact same mentality I'm referring to, thinking you're hot shit while disdaining the people who actually pay your bills.

>>4127859
Is he wrong? All you faggots do is complain about Vtubers you don't like.

>>4164118
>thinking you're hot shit
If anything Mori doesn't think that and she her own biggest anti.

>>4161578
>and now she joined just to get that sweet money
Sure you can believe that rrat how she doesn't care about Hololive and how she is just in it for money but truth is that she is doing shit load of in behind the scenes but is so vague about so it creates rrats.

>>4127880
Low paying job.

>>4161775
>deflecting and resorting to personal insults
Typical. So what's her excuse for being a robot in the Coco collab then? Or the multiple EN collabs where she's the first to leave? Or her Shadowverse stream that was so fucking awful she had to specifically apologize for? We're timelooping back to October because she's acting like she did when she was overworked and constantly lacking sleep, but now there's no excuse. Everyone's been improving, but she's outright regressing.

>>4140443
>part time job
>37.5 hours a week
A-anonchama?

>>4170064
>So what's her excuse for being a robot in the Coco collab then?
She said she was so nervous that she could not get any sleep.
And you are the one who is timelooping acting like all her collabs recently has been shit when that is not true.
>Everyone's been improving, but she's outright regressing
Now that is just not true. Mori has improved in a lot ways but still has a lot to improve.

>>4127880
hijab?

>Mori hates hololive
>Gura hates hololive
As much as you schizos shit on her Kiara seems to put herself entirely into hololive. Here's the new rrat. Every member of holoen hates hololive except for Kiara, but Kiara only puts energy into hololive because she she has debts to the yakuza and they have blackmail material on her.
>Mori always complains about everything, says she's always tired, doesn't put effort into collabs.
>Gura hates being kept on a leash, she hates her pedo/child audience, she's leaving when her contract expires.
>Ame doesn't put any effort in. She stopped collabing. She can't sing. She's just cynically milking her audience and laughs behind her gosling fanbase's back.
>Ina doesn't actually hate hololive, she's apathetic, but it's because she's a lobotomy patient, hence her low energy and struggle speaking.
>Kiara loves hololive. It's what she was made for. It's all she has. Kiara needs hololive so that every demon from her past doesn't come back all at once. Hololive is the only thing keeping her sane.
The worst part of you schizo posters is that you just timeloop for ever. It's boring.

>>4170570
Seethe more you retard

>>4169727
she even made a song that says this

>>4127742
Anyone that has deadbeats as their audience would hate streaming. No clue how she hasn't fucking snapped yet.

>>4164118
t. Never wrote a song in his life

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