/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fat dog too!

I like this lion

>>41164653
Please feed the Lion

>>41164629

>>41164641
Are there any clippers for that fat girl?

stealth /meat/ & /ag/ thread!!! Mori is the one who keeps nuking the architecture threads btw

>>41164666
W-what if I invite her to some pizza... and I eat it with her

>>41164731
away

Wuv me sum Ars

>>41165262
Been a while since someone posted her . Is she still super shy on collabs?

>>41164696
A quick YT search came up with this dude
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1r9DUMR6WUsiG_jZVnubuLGFE8H3TmD
You could also check her twitch channel but everything seems to be around a month old
>>41164772
>deleted
looks like it worked lol

>>41165354
Thanks, I'll give it a view. I dont know whats about her model but it makes me scream sexoooo

>>41165329
Yep, but for me her solo streams are the best ones, I can just put the stream in the background and listen to her laughter and cute noises

Look at Korone go

>>41165581
Go where?

ended up watching the ramen arc vid again and looking up the original song. Found out it's sung by a hag. Lovely

>deleted
/meat/ did nothing wrong!

It's not weird that I want to wrap Mio's leggings around my erect dick and jerk off with them, righ?

>>41165859
5am here, gonna do my sleep reps, dont let the thread die onegai

>>41166104
Didnt mean to reply gomen

>>41166074
It's not weird that i want to have her straddle me in my lap cuddling on the couch or in my chair while I play games/sleep right?
Also that pic was literally me a couple of hours ago while I was busting fat loads to hags and office ladies

I discovered this 92-yo vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DgEWFP74lk

>>41166722
He can't keep getting away with it!

Just think:

Mio is alone in her house right now. As she has been for ten, maybe twenty years. No family. No husband to tell her he loves her so much while kissing her gently. She yearns for kids she can't have, knowing soon the time to have them will pass. She knows that if it passes, she'll be alone... forever... she's thinking about this every single day. Alone.

>>41171735
You know what must be done, anon.

>>41172052
We must defeat Taiga to win her hand in marriage

>>41172052
Something like this?

>>41173254
Holy shit that's a load of kids.

>>41174571
Me in their arms (I've split myself into two beings)

>>41174469
I hope Mio only calls me a good boy when I'm close to climax. I'd probably nut then and there if she did it at any other point.

>>41166541
Apparently she survived getting nuked so she has to be a tough granny.

>>41166541
Man, think about being that cool and 92 years old. Subscribed.

>>41175347
>ywn have Mio call you a good boy as she nuzzles you in her wolf bosom while you’re breeding her senseless

>>41168459

"Welcome home, anon"

azuki-chan's pretty good at geoguessr (and very cute while doing so)

>>41180319
What's his fucking problem?

Sorry, boomers. Hags are zoomer-only.

>>41180319
Fluffy fat fuck

>>41181597
Pioneerbros eating good this week.

Sometimes hagchads can be real dumb

>>41181741
Can millenials grab hags too?

>>41182811
Man, I hate everyone in that story.

>>41181124
Perfect, we can continue the rest of her workout in the bedroom.

>>41164629
She's not fat, just pregnant.
By me

>>41182853
1996 onward gets a pass

>>41183770
>’96 onward is fine
Dammit I’m 3 years over the cutoff

To celebrate /vtwbg/ anniversary we're gonna have a 3rd day of friendlies on Thursday 19.
/hag/ will open the day against /ggg/, let's see who is stronger, cunny or hags

>>41186672
Are you really going to let that stop you from claiming the hag that is rightfully yours?

>>41187664
If Gura becomes a hag does that make her a lolibaba?

>>41188107
Only if she starts acting like a hag like Tenma

I watched Marine's singing stream during a slow morning at work. Blessed.

hagchads i have a problem. i have been looking for this aki piece i remember where shes wearing nothing but red things (i think theyre heart stickers) on her nipples and shes bent over/upside down iirc, i have been scrolling through archives and boorus for 45 minutes. the asses and tits have all blended together, does anybody have this image im going insane

>>41190474
global has helped me so i may as well post it

>>41181597
AZKi has the smuggest shit eating grin for her 3D model

>>41192543
Nothing like freshly washed hag feet to step all over me after a long day at work.

>>41181597
How has she not been pregnant yet.

Enjoy your Benjamin Franklin Day burgers. He was a wise man.

Just got my Mio hoodie /hag/chads!
Pros: It’s comfy and large (about a US size XL)
Cons: the zipper isn’t actually real it’s a pullover, it doesn’t smell like Mio

>>41195287
I'm not looking forward to my disappointment when I don't think I can fit into it since I'm 200 CM but it is what it is. Though I guess it won't be as bad since I'm a twig.

>>41195669
If your chest size is less than 122cm around you’ll fit in it
A common measurement is the listed width when wearing clothes you can’t try on, size guides don’t mean shit
Lay your best fitting garment flat and measure from armpit to armpit, any less than that is too tight, any more is relaxed (streetwear)
For example I usually wear a 55cm width size shirt and the hoodie is listed as 62cm width so it’s baggy on me

>>41195669
Lose weight fatso. Do it for her

>>41195287
Do we know what Mio really smells like?

>>41199351
Anon read, I said twig. I'm actually on the lower side of the average weight for my height.
>>41196661
Oh so I will actually fit in it then. I did the measurements of my current shirt and it came out to 58 CM.

>>41199351
Are you retarded?

>>41200125
>>41200275
I dont know why I read CM as lbs. Thought you were american for a moment

>>41201915
I am American but it's more logical using Metric online than using fucking imperial.

>>41202490
It is. But still most americans use lbs/inches/foot on the internet. Have you seen /fit/?

>>41201915
Even then, 200 lbs isn't a bad weight if you're six foot and have some muscle.

Why are Companies ran by hags the most succesful?

>>41210865
Because hags know best

>>41210865
simple. Older women know what they're doing

>>41181597
I love AZKi.

12 days until total Polkafication

I realize barely anyone posts about this dorky hag. She's streaming while sick unfortunately at the moment. Her last stream she had an IV drip in her arm
https://youtu.be/RWZ9orpCNso

>>41230198
>Her last stream she had an IV drip in her arm
wtf? Isn't that a pretty extreme kind of sick? I don't think Pochi has even had to do something like that and she's the "I will save her" hag. What's she got?

>>41230345
I've only been able to watch off and on due to her streaming times for me, but I ought to do some reps in /mep/ to learn the full story. Another thing to add to the list along with her back problems...

>>41230345
>>41230731
she had it done this time during the stream because she was feeling sick. It's actually just a regular procedure for her to have vitamins and stuff transfused into her blood. Rich people stuff

This woman...

Subaru:
>48:29 Expose your fetish
>48:37 Something that u really like
>48:55 maybe a character? Subaru likes brown skin girls with big boobs
AZKi:
>49:10 Girl with an incurable illness...
>49:23 Girls who are weak because of being sick

It's actually over Pochi bros.

Fubusex

>>41233856
I must be the only one in this thread who doesn't like the gag thingy in a hags mouth.

>>41234253
Nah you aren't. I'm actually really close to being a vanilla anon besides what they call a switch and probably being into edging/orgasm denial

>>41234932
Is the whole purpose to edging that you feel the frustration on not being allowed to cum and when you DO cum, you cum literal buckets?

>>41235411
Heck if I know. I just find it to be in tow with foreplay/teasing which gets makes me diamonds and helps a session last longer

How would your hagoshi react if she saw your hagposts?

>>41239909
Botan cannot read English.

>>41239909
Same as >>41240013 but if she COULD read english I think she'd be disappointed.

>>41239909
Polka would appreciate the confidence buff.
If you're hot enough they'd like it. If you're ugly they would say ''きもい'

>>41241310
Though she'd probably go into another depressive episode if she saw people porka posting.

>>41239909
I'd imagine Koyori would approve and be flattered.

>>41241543
Why though? I think she'll be happy since age is a big no no for her so she clearly feels a bit ashamed of it

>>41241543
She'd go in a depresive episode either way. That's how she is and I love her

>>41241720
Anon I'm talking about her weight.
>>41242093 has the right idea.

Hags should not be fat

>>41242192
Oh, I thought it was about age and that Porka was a typo. My bad

>>41242243
No, they definitely should so that we could then help them burn the fat in the bedroom.

>>41242243
Don't use one of my favorite images for your blasphemies.

>>41242243
Hags should also not be riding things that are meant for children.

Hags should be riding children

>>41242243
>>41242510
She won't get off that thing again in he life anon, let her be

>>41242592
Man, I wish my favorite hag would've groomed me when I was a boy.

>>41242324
It's all good.

>>41178605
>burger with milk immediately after
Gotta respect the grind.

How much does Watame lift

>>41242721
Yeah, weight might be a bit of a touchy subject as well. She went a couple of times on record talking about other holos that wanted to lose it that they were perfectly fine and she also was fine wit it, but you could obviously tell she wasn't...

>>41242604
I'm only concerned because if she breaks it with her ass, she won't have anything else to ride on and have fun.

>>41243152
She's going to break her hip anyway from getting up. You choose what to lose anon.

>>41243276
How if you don't mind me asking? its not as if she just can't get up very slowly or something.

>>41243553
NTA but I'm going to break her hip and she's going to break my pelvis after hoyr 13 hour rough sex session

Middle aged women.

B-Bros I think we shouldn't underestimate hags... https://twitter.com/Hoshara/status/1615618367573868544?t=4DvzanJoi4TFztxxJNMfyQ&s=19

I honestly don't know what's so strange about this thread's obsession with hags. They want to get impregnated, you have parts that can impregnate women. LITERALLY how God intended everything to work. Yeah, they are running out of eggs but there is still hope.

>>41247513
The desperation from them running out of eggs awakens something primal in me

I can't stop thinking about wanting to see Koyo wearing Botan's clothes ever since Botan put on the lab coat.

>>41239909
Foob would be embarrassed and attempt to deflect/ downplay it but she'd go on the offensive.

>>41248872
Would she go full Kuro mode?

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think hags should be impregnated so they can have a large and happy family that loves them

>>41249535
I think hags should have 10 kids so they can play football together

>>41242243
If you hag is not plump, then what are you doing as her husband!!!! Provide for your wife!

>>41251659
My hag is a gym rat and refuses to let me plump her up...

>>41251830
sure she is

>>41224007
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
POLKAFICIATION

>>41252151
This was her in college, she refuses to go back.

>>41252518

>>41253077
I like her better thick

>>41253517
How do you think *I* feel?! But she's too perceptive and keeps thwarting all my attempts at architecture.

Marine is officially a hag now.
We win.

>>41254159
>now
Using Internet Explorer, anon?

>>41254872
No but it's like official in the sense you don't have to know the actual details of her age.

>>41254919
It was already oficial in December. She was a literal Christmas Cake. Pirate sexo Amén

>>41255367
Either way, Marine is now automatic winner of all fat hag discussion and image posts

>>41254159
Imagine the ripples from giving her ass a good smack.

>>41256497
Can’t wait until Ina is a hag later this year, the butts will be legendary

Hag love!

>>41239909
I doubt Reine would ever step out from /mep/ if she ever browses this hellhole

>>41239909
I only ever talk about how I want to drink coffee with my hag oshi and help her relax after work. I think she'd find it cute.

>>41173254
Can I has a sauce?

>>41286100
https://nhentai.net/g/372104/

Korone is RTing some sotisficate artwork

>>41286785

Smug bratty hag needs pregnancy correction

I was at a bar tonight. Totally wasted and a pack of 20ish year olds told me they loved my hair and that I was pretty while I was having a smoke as they were re-entering the club. I laughed it off and thanked them. My friend said it'd be wrong because they seemed so young. I reflexively responded that I was only into 40 year old Japanese/Korean women. As a 33 year old, am I functionally broken by hag lust at this point? Is it unironically over?

>>41173751
Although how many pregnancies though? She might be having litters desu

>>41291208
You're not broken, just looking in the wrong place considering your preferences.

>>41194750
Only a true /hag/chad could say "idgaf if she's old, pussy still good" in such an eloquent manner.

>>41245506

>>41195669
195cm fat fuck, the hoodie is a bit short but it fits

>>41304358
Looks like she's being overwhelmed by the instinct to breed

>>41305566

>>41305566
Then what are you waiting for?

>>41178605
god imagine the tummy rubs

>>41242243

Hags who are in heat right now
Botan (any time, Dec-Feb is strongest)
Polka (Jan-Feb)
Watame (any time, autumn is strongest)

>>41309472
>Botan (any time, Dec-Feb is strongest)
Why does the lioness get extra horny in the winter?

>>41309472
I've already claimed Botan

>>41309588
No idea but if there are multiple lionesses in a group they sync their breeding so they can raise cubs communally
So Botan and her kids will go into heat together when they’re of age

>>41310077
That's fucking hot. >>41309807 already claimed Button, so I'm claiming her firstborn daughter. She can get fucked while watching me fuck her child.

>>41305566
>>41307227
Remember that dogs like Korone go into heat 6 times a year but varies by the individual
Only wolves, coyotes and foxes have set schedules lasting 2-4 months
But Toko is a hellhound so rules don’t apply

Divegrass is LIV
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
Matches :
>/tsunx/ vs /pcg
>/hag/ vs /ggg/
>/nasfaq/ vs /nijiEN/
>/doog/ vs /vrt/
>/HiRyS/ vs /hlgg/
>/2432/ vs /numbers/
>/vtwbg/ vs /yubicraft/

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104650985
Bush

>>41310188
They also do that to give birthing advice and support from the elder lions too, so her daughter can get coached through her first heat by the mother
Though the females have power so they tell the males when they want to mate outside of heat, often by using cbt to make them submit
Mating sessions can last for days

Botan's been eating instant ramen for a week already. I don't think her diet is going well bros...

>>41310592
Plump Botan…

>>41310294
My face in there

>>41310294
What’s the optimum bush level for hagchads? Personally don’t mind but can’t get hard anymore unless there’s at least a landing strip down there

>>41310328
>Mating sessions can last for days
I can't. But they can continue using my body after the heartattack if they wish.

>>41310869
Something like this is optimal.
https://files.catbox.moe/42biz5.jpg

>>41307227
She looks like she could actually break my pelvis and not by accident

It's our time

>>41310869
A part of me enjoys hags not acting their age. The desperate attempts to recapture lost youth is adorable

>>41166541
Jesas... she's going to actually die before graduating huh...

>>41310869
I dont really like the old school porn type of pubic hair where it is extremely hairy. Nicely managed bush or a big strip is ideal.

>>41166541
That's actually very cool that she's still sharp of mind to just become a vtuber and tell stories from her long life.

Great match for Mio

>>41195287
fuck mine is still at sea...
I hope it arrives soon

>>41235411
Some people can immediately bounce back, get hard and go for round 2 after cooming once. But for most others, the dick is in kind of a hyper sensitive state for around 2-3 minutes (sometimes upto 5) where you just feel discomfort with any stimulation rather than arousal.
So for those who would just prefer to make the most of their first one, they use edging.
You will cum literal buckets and have the most satisfying climax ever if you do it properly (and at the sweet spot time period) but you won't be able to do round 2.

>>41312940
You're gay. Hairy Mio is best Mio.

>>41311428
yeah this is about right
too much can be uncomfortable when going down on your hag

>>41313668
Kek I know the translation is fake but where is this from

>>41313777
I saw it on Twitter.

>>41313777
It's from an old leak FubuMio had while playing Minecraft.

>>41286697
> Little red riding kemonomimi hood's slutty wolf grandma
This was incredible! Thank you so much!

Mommy Mio is so sexy

>>41319764
I wanna bend this old hag over and make her thighs jiggle as I pump in and out of her through her pantyhose.

>>41319764
How well can mama handle alcohol?

11 days until World Polkafication

>>41313668
This
There’s a reason why Mio’s oshi mark is a forest
https://files.catbox.moe/1ocquq.jpeg

>artist makes a doujin with a hag milf as a vtuber parody of Marine
>shota son is so into her they end up fucking
Shame it actually wasn’t with Marine but wonder what would happen if she had a kid and they found out
https://nhentai.net/g/347783/

Bros Im mexican and im 28...
Why do I have this URGE to pollinate Botan's eggs so badly bros? Why her? Why LA LEONA?

>>41325691
The lion is too sexy

>>41325691
Las viejas son muy atractivas.

>>41325691
Argentinian here and same bro. La Leona tiene que quedar preñada

>>41323395
oh nic-
>focus anal

>>41326375
I want to edge Marine's for hours until she gives me this stare and then mating press her and cum deep inside of her

>>41326596
same bro

>>41326596
>>41326927
https://youtu.be/FJN68als6jY?t=225

>>41326266
>>41325691

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VUFTwv02hd8
Flexible hags isn't something I imagined before, but I will from now on.

>>41165262
>>41165518
Chad Arsposter

BOTAN IS DOING AN ASMR STREAM IN EIGHT HOURS. MEMBERS ONLY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WswuxWxAWJQ

>>41332688
Well, 2 of the best dancer in Hololive are hags (Korone and Aki) so it's quite common actually in vtuber

>>41342518
I'm gonna have to member her for this

>>41342241
Imagine waking up to beauty such as this. Still can't believe the yuro haghunter stole my dream from me.

>>41348280
I want to fuck Kiara's mom

>>41349735
I want to fuck Calliope's mom.

>>41350104
I want yagoo to make holomoms a reality.

>>41342518
I don't understand how people can listen to ASMR. It actually makes me cringe and feel so uncomfortable.

>>41351915
Your ears are just not built for it then. For most people is like having someone whispering in the ear. It feels nice but some people can't stand it

>>41352248
It's pretty common, as far as I've seen with my friends. ASMR remains a pretty fringe type of content, much less eating and/or slurping ASMR. Could be a western thing perhaps, but most people I know severely dislike eating sounds.

>>41352398
About disliking eating sounds yeah, It's a western thing. For us is bad manners to do sound while eating while in Asia is bad manners to not do it. Anyways, the slurping sounds it's not the main thing in these members videos. What everybody want to hear is a relaxed hag whispering into your ear

Post 'em
>2 year, 23 days
Time flies, huh

>>41354962
>>41351665
Posted mine in another thread already, too.

Dog sex in about 20min

What do /hag/ think of hags wearing one-piece swimsuits?

>>41358820
Swimsuits are premium nakadashi material.

>>41357444
>Korone's playing minecraft rn
wtf?

>>41361159
Enjoy this rare treat, it'll be a good 6+ months until we see the next minecraft from her

>>41352398
>most people I know severely dislike eating sounds
I mean if I get someone loudly eating over mic when I'm a voice chat I will tell them to fuck off because that shit is annoying. And it's always chips for some fucking reason. Mute your mic if you're going to eat jackass!

>>41358820
I dislike one-piece swimsuits because it makes the ass look weird.

>>41363075
>it's always chips for some fucking reason.
Watame wa warukunai yo ne

>>41363432
>least gay one-piece swimsuit hater

Korone and Lui are very sweaty due to the hot weather of the nether rn.
Also Korone wtf
>goes to the nether without a single piece of armor

>>41358820
I like em when they look like they're just one size too small and make everything look a little bigger

>>41363768
Remember Doog does not Minecraft. Doog is thus fearless as she knows not the dangers

>Lion mengen ASMR
>Comfy Lui and Koro mining while laughing at anything
>Comfy Mio mamma soft talking while playing
>scared sheep playing horror kusoge
>Koyori with Kanata and the orange birb
>Sora playing Minecraft and talking throught chat
Today is a nice day for hagschads

>>41354962
I've been subbed since I found out about Mio's membership asmr.

>>41354962
I genuinely cannot afford vtuber memberships.
>>41358820
Bikinis are overrated.

>>41366129
>I cannot afford memberships
I'd tell you to use a VPN and change your location to Argentina, here membership are pretty cheap even with the retarded taxes that duplicates the price but VPNs cost the same as Memberships
>Bikinis are overrated
SO FUCKING TRUE

>>41366387
This is a pic of Koyori after I knocked her up.

I want the Koyo to take a sample from me like this
https://files.catbox.moe/md7979.png

>>41358820
As far as clothing related stuff goes there are few things better than a pair of fat milkers squeezed into a tight one piece.

>>41367611
Had to look twice there. For a minute it looked like she was giving those balls a real good tug with her hand. I'd be fine with either treatment though.

>>41367889
I don't even watch this elf hag but she never fails to get me hard

>>41369214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeZvJp63VA
You should give her a try sometime. She's is in fact incredibly cute.

I'm petitioning the Japanese parliament to outlaw sex with women over the age of 26

>>41370638
Fuck you, Taiga.

>>41370638
I'm petitioning every country on this planet to deny your right to oxygen.

>>41375045
Azki is such a cutie. I wish I could watch her more.

>>41351915
I got unintentional ASMR like 20 years ago when I was still in primary school. Just listening to teacher ramble about something. Some people like ASMR, some don't, might be worth it to see the different kinds. I dont really care too much about the ear cleaning etc. that holomem do.

hag squad playing DRG tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPluV7pxX4

>>41376062
So have any of them outside Botan done the tutorial? And will the Glyphids trigger Korone a since they're pretty buglike in design and Korone is totally freaked out by bugs.

Odds any of them discovers that the skill Friendly Exists to reduce friendly fire damage? Or will we have the inevitable Driller nukes everyone with a satchel happen?

>>41376268
They'll most likely play on such low difficulties that friendly fire doesn't matter.

>>41370638

>>41376268
korosan played EDF a while back and got over bugs after an initial fit of screaming

>>41377140
I saw a comment earlier mentioning she was playing Minecraft too, and I think there were spiders and bees in that game.

KOYO LOVE!

>>41377475
Dr. Hakui is an international terrorist wanted for numerous crimes against humanity.

>>41377475
I wanna make Koyo squeal by giving her love where the sun don't shine

>>41310077
>No idea but if there are multiple lionesses in a group they sync their breeding so they can raise cubs communally
human women sync their cycles too

>>41376268
I hope no one plays scout for maximum creepy factor. Although they will surely play on easier difficulty so there isn't much to shoot at.

I'm a little new; what's the best way to buy merch to support my hag if I'm not in Japan?

>>41380321
If your oshi is a holo Buyee, geeckjack and I think they have an official store now. Anyways you may want to see what Anons from you country think about those sites. Buyee works great in my country but I read a lot of Anons from America complaining about the shipping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPluV7pxX4

High average age stream coming up

>>41380707
nta but which country are you from that buyee works great?

>>41380707
Thanks anon. I should be okay between Geekjack and official store. Only ten more days!!

>>41381774
Argentina. I dont have experience with buyee I just read a recommendation from another argie. I'm too unemployed for Merch rn

>>41382023
>only ten more days
Nice to see another omaruza here

Mio!

>>41383241
Ah, wrong continent then. I was hoping you'd say yurop. So far it's been only horror stories or actual ridiculous waiting times for merch here.

>>41383286
I hadn't told you guys yet at the time, but that wink meant she was ovulating only for me.

>>41383503
>yurop
One day I'll get that Mio 3rd anniversary merch...

>>41383897
Exactly what I meant, yeah. lmao Guess I'll just keep sticking with voicepacks and memberships then.

>>41383286
Why is Mio such a seductress?

>>41383897
In europe too, and still waiting for my hoodie...

Has anyone gotten their merch without having to wait a year? Just wanna know what I'm in for.

>>41384032
She just is

>>41384307
Depends on where you order from, EMS is still slow for lots of countries
Geekjack is the worst in terms of shipping time, the official site uses DHL so it’s a month behind Japan release instead of 3-5 months

HAGS

>>41383283
I didn't understand "Your oshi finds you" until Polka. Boy, did she ever find me.

>>41384798
MIOSHA
SEX