/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41183949
Just ignore that her manager is advertising her merch right before her saying anything on twitter.
Certainly, it's her and not her manager.

>>41183949
>doubt

You are a retard

My oshi came back today, I couldnt understand a word she said despite knowing some Japanese and she only streamed like ten minutes before telling us shes fucking off again for a week.

So be careful what you wish for.

>>41184190
no u

She gotta show up to tank Pomu's 3D.
All out war.

>>41183949
Gura loves us and need us.

Do you think they'll make her manager skinwalk her on stream as well

>>41185595
She should only stream during other chuuba's big streams.

>>41183949
I want to impregnate Gura, and make Ame watch

The do it vice versa

>>41185698
It's gonna be AI, training is in progress

>>41186572
you're like my cat

>>41185595
That would be ironic but it's more likely that some other holoEN event will happen during Pomu's 3D debut.

>>41183949
>comes back
>streams like 3 times
>"I'm really excited to start streaming again guys"
>love bomb
>fucks off again for 3 months because [insert excuse here]

>>41183949
>you can tell she misses her Chumbies.
fucking lol

>>41183949
type this again, but without crying

They're the same person

>>41183949
More like she's starting to miss her ATMbuds.

Yeah, this is totally not just to draw more fans to her Twitter profile so they'll see the merch post.

>>41187255
Makes sense.
Gura says Mumei and her shares a braincell.
So manager san checked Mumei's tweets and copied it

A literal cargo cult. IRL pigmy islanders performing meaningless rituals in hopes she'll return.

>>41187690
I agree, drawing attention to her twitter is a good way to promote the new merch

>>41185773
>Chumbuds stalking the Niji thread waiting for an announcement
>Gura pfps begging milord for a concert
>Chewing out Niji management for not giving EN enough events
It's a funnier future than we deserve

>>41183949
>>41184231
>Gura with bunny ears damn well knowing what that implies

Bros....how do we cope with this?

SHE HAS BEEEN GONE FOR A LITTLE OVER A MONTH
THATS FUCKING NOTHING
WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOOMPOSTING EVERY LITTLE THING

>>41187783
There's a reason Mumei is becoming the new Gura

>41188140
That's a beetle you fucking cuck. Slit your wrists

>>41188150
She's been "gone" since early 2022, retard. Coming back for a couple of streams after a long break of no contact means nothing

>>41188166
Holy retard
>>41183949

>>41188150
A month is a long time, I'd lose my fucking mind if my oshi dipped for a month.

>>41188199
>coming back means she didn't actually come back

Let her come still not watching tho

>>41183949
Glad you enjoy the tweets anon, i'm doing my best!
XOXO -Manager.

>>41188243
End your fucking life, nigger. DO it now.

>>41183949
Sorry guys it was my fault

She's still expecting my baby, just a few more months

>>41188323
>streaming 3 times before going back on break means shes back
This is why cumsharts pay memberships for zero content. It's fucking pathetic and a disgrace

>>41188438
>feel sick
>come back despite that
>feel even more sick
what should she do

>>41188155
I hope not. I like Mumei and don't want her to stop streaming.

>>41188498
not be sick.

>>41188498
Probably quit lying about being sick

>>41183949
>Her

>>41183949
The maternity leave is 12 weeks, anon. She's coming back after that.

Right now they are testing their ChatGPT model of Gura on text only. Soon they will combine it with txt to speech functions and robot Gura will be complete

chumbuds, my condolences

>>41190177
>normies eat this shit up
yikes

Her suspension is finally ending

>>41190177
>She will still continue to use Twitter to connect with fans
>NOOOO SHE WON'T TWEET ANYTHING LMAO
>actually tweets several times every week
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>IT'S HER MANAGER

>>41183949

You said this a month ago.

>>41190672
She hadn't even announced her break a month ago, retard.

>>41190177
Good God. I can't even make fun of this, if this was my oshi I'd probably kill myself.

You literally can't do this shit as a livestreamer. I have no idea what she's thinking. She has the easiest job in the world, you just have to fucking stream. You can say or do any stupid shit, it doesn't matter. Just press the play button on the stream, that's all you need to do. You can change up your content, like start doing lots of zatsus or something, whatever you feel like doing. But you've gotta stream

>>41190844
As evidenced by the chumcucks ITT, she doesn't even need to stream so of course she won't.

>>41183949
Didn't care. Didn't ask. I've moved onto Yuko.

>>41190781
you don't have an oshi, otherwise you wouldn't be miserable and threadshitting

>>41185595
Wait who is going to tank fish's 3D?

>>41192094
I'm miserable because she's fucking dead. I have filtered every gen in the catalog.

>>41183949
Cover has been training a Gura TTS this entire time. "Gura" might come back soon, but it will be just her manager pretending to be her while letting the TTS speak.

>>41188140
What does that imply?

>>41190177
manager wouldve tweeted pekola live dingus. gura legitimately has chronic buyfag brainrot

>>41183949
I miss her too.

>>41192257
herself maybe.

>>41183949
Almost made me spill my tea from laughter...

She's waiting at Ame's house

>>41190664
>"connect with fans"
>keyspam tweets klksflskfklsf mmmm mmm
I legitimately worry about chumbud standards

>>41195047
>chumbuds
>having standards
lol
lmao

>>41195047
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT
Thanks for proving my point, I guess...

>>41195047
If chumcucks had standards they wouldn't exist

>>41190177
>one message to fans in almost a month
It's really sad

>>41195263
yeah you tell those ungrateful freaks demanding ridiculous things like actual words

>>41195047
>brainlet can't appreciate artistic expression

>>41195382
The only reason i'm not demanding much is because the voices in me head are good company :)

>>41183949
M- my Gooba is... coming b- back...? :')

>>41201177
Pretty decent chance, I'd say return stream in a week or 2. I'm glad she's feeling better.

>>41183949
Pomus 3d stream. Book it.

>>41192257
Herself. She's retarded and blew up her career by alienating all her fans and barely makes minimum wage. Cover doesn't care about her 3d debut 1 bit.

>>41183949
Oh I have no doubt about that. She's going to stream again.. twice, get all the supachat money from her paypigs and once again disappear for another month.
Some streamer she is...

>>41207052
Yep when she last returned, I jokingly said "You guys know it will be 8 streams before another extended break, right?" - turns out, it was 4.

>>41183949
DYRBI

She's finally all settled in her new house in japan

>>41183949
ogey

>>41187690
Well? Did you buy it yet?

>>41193403
It implies shes a bunny anon.....

>>41187255
That's a rrat I can believe

>>41183949
dyrbi?

No she's not. She won't be back until the week of Holofest in March. Still have another 2 months

>>41183949
>Her twitter activity
kek

She can't even make a member post and talk to her fans and give them an update. Remember when she used to cry and say how grateful she was to her fans? Now she can't be bothered. What went wrong? Did she get a boyfriend and that filled the void of the chumbuds?

>>41187255
>>41187690
Gura is probably already dead, and it's been a management and Mumei doing those tweets.

>>41183949
>Gura comes back
>The voice sounds different
>Its just fucking Sana, rehired to portray Gura due to Gura passing away behind the scenes
your reaction?

>>41241658
Yeah. She got a boyfriend now. : (

2 more weeks
trust the plan
Q predicted this

>>41183949
more like she misses the massive amount of money the chumfucks gave her

>>41241658
>Did she get a boyfriend?
yeah, me.

>>41241658
money

>>41241658
The reason she will probably give (if she gives any) is the Ina one - I needed to completely disconnect from holo to sort out stress ect.
If this hiatus was the only time she "disconnected" or just straight up disappeared I would accept that but this is a running thing with Gura now.

I am just going to go with the simplest explanation, she hates streaming nowadays and has to force herself to do it. Even the bare minimum 3 streams a week was too much for her, streaming isn't fun for her anymore it stresses her out. Blame perms autism, blame cover depriving the branch whilst focusing on homos, blame the offcollab, blame the fans, pick your poison.
When she gets back if she shares anything about her health I expect it will be a similar story to Ina, what fans thought was some debilitating illness turns out to have been a mental health break primarily.

I just hope she doesn't start on the whole "I missed you guys SO much" shit because at least for me the spell has been well and truly broken - if she can come back and be entertaining again I will keep watching her because she is talented at what she does but she is not going to convince me she actually missed holo/her fans after all this.

Spend all your time waiting
For that second chance
For a break that would make it okay
There's always some reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh a beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
Oh and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here

So tired of the straight line
And everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
And the storm keeps on twisting
You keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don't make no difference
Escaping one last time

It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness

Oh this glorious sadness
That brings me to my knees
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here

>>41186677
I'm ok with that, but collabs would suck ass

>>41195517
You wish he was a brainlet, since you would have someone else to stalk, when Gura is ghosting you

>>41244532
>I am not going to trust her, but I am still going to support her
Okay simp

>>41195517
That's what you call it now? What a cope.

>>41183949
ehhhhhhhhh

Gura here
I'll come back Feb 17th :3 Please stay tuuuned

>>41249975
Cover will force her back on pomu 3d debut time. Book it.

>>41249975
Hi Mane-San

>>41244532
Agreed and same desu
I just wish I had appreciated 2020-21 Gura a lot more...

It is actually hilarious that you all are practically guaranteed a stream next week friday. It'll probably be a nice karaoke too,so you better enjoy it.

>>41251115
Thank you Gura, I love you.

>>41188199
Dumbing down your content is often the way to success for content creators, shame Gura chose that path

>>41190177
oof

seething /vt/sisters can't handle the shark it seems

>>41244532
>I will keep watching her
lmao she has you by the balls still

>>41184189
Who is your oshi?

>>41247165
cope as compared to...saying she's still on break or something, which is obvious..?

>>41246996
>>41252650
Like I said, she has made it pretty obvious this is just a job to her at this point so from now on I will just treat her as just an entertainer, a view if her streams are fun and a membership if she gets back to consistent member streams. No more putting up with weeks of unannounced absence in a year with already dwindling stream frequency. No more buying merch to "support" someone who couldn't be bothered to make a single members post about the hiatus announcement, that is showing even less concern than Ina who managed to do a farewell zatsu at least. People are still sending her well wishes on that callisto vod it's fucking sad.

>>41255095
no, if she saw it as a job she'd spend a lot more time and effort on it. i'm not sure how she thinks of it, but it's something well below the level of a job.

I'm waiting for her. My wallet is ready.